Banned because I understood none of that gibberish, yet it somehow leads me to think of Dr. Halsey’s Spartan troops 

Banned because you're actually kinda close. It's a quote from the Spartan Federation's Battle Manual from Sid Meir's Alpha Centauri. 

Banned because lost in space was epic

Banned because sweet tooth and umbrella academy are 10 times better than lost in space.

Banned because Sweet tooth and The Umbrella Academy are a different genre, and therefore, cannot compete

Banned because you didn't capitalize the Tooth in Sweet Tooth.

Banned for being a grammar nazi

Banned for calling me a grammar nazi. Also banned for not putting a period.

Banned for banning me for calling you out, then proceeding to judge my grammar again

Banned for having 6,666 posts.

Banned for making it more complex than it needs to be and I can’t respond with something that specific.

Edit: man this site bamboozled me.

Banned because information, the first principle of warfare, must form the foundation of all your efforts. Know, of course, thine enemy. But in knowing him do not forget above all to know thyself. The commander who embraces this totality of battle shall win even with inferior force.

Banned for reciting some poetry or something 

Still the Spartan Battle Manual.

Banned because air power rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and Initiative.

Banned because I have freakishly dusty air where I live 

Banned for not cleaning your living space frequently; that is why the air is dusty.  

Banned because you need an air filter.

Banned because I DO have an air filter, but you underestimate the desert

Banned because I don't like sand. It's rough. It's course. And it gets everywhere.

Banned because this isn’t a sandy desert, this is Nevada