Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
I am an unhinged psychopath unfit for the modern world who plays TOO much dnd, Baldur’s Gate 3 (Finaly beat it!) and Minecraft… Probably. I also read manga. Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Rangers and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos! Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I am an unhinged psychopath unfit for the modern world who plays TOO much dnd, Baldur’s Gate 3 (Finaly beat it!) and Minecraft… Probably. I also read manga. Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Rangers and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos! Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
Banned for not having a link to your homebrew monster in your signature, even though you advertise it.
(Seriously, change that. I want a pack of mini Quaggoths)
Banned because I did it.
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I am an unhinged psychopath unfit for the modern world who plays TOO much dnd, Baldur’s Gate 3 (Finaly beat it!) and Minecraft… Probably. I also read manga. Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Rangers and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos! Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I may have a very slow posting rate for then next 5 or so days. Not sure if I'll be able to post at all. Sorry about this! (You can still send PMs, just don't know if I'll see them.) Jenson Gunnar: Hunt for Yeenoghu. Leopoldine Harvine: Dragon of Icespire Peak Geo Herpine: Stormwreck Isle Brunor Havenhelm: Infernal Retribution
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
I may have a very slow posting rate for then next 5 or so days. Not sure if I'll be able to post at all. Sorry about this! (You can still send PMs, just don't know if I'll see them.) Jenson Gunnar: Hunt for Yeenoghu. Leopoldine Harvine: Dragon of Icespire Peak Geo Herpine: Stormwreck Isle Brunor Havenhelm: Infernal Retribution
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Banned for unauthorized possession of duct tape.
BANNED!
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Take that, depression!"
Click here for cool art!
Banning your King?!?!?! TREASON!!!!!
ETERNALLY BANNED!!!!!
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
i banned all trolls and spammers
merlin the dragon arch druid
Banned because Ragnaris the Wretched, Bringer of Flames and Rubble bows to no one!
BANNED!
Banned for joining in 2024.
BANNED!
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Take that, depression!"
Click here for cool art!
Banned because look what year the alt you're posting on joined in. :)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Banned because that doesn't matter. It's an alt!
BANNED!
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Take that, depression!"
Click here for cool art!
Banned because technically, alt or not, you're banning for joining in 2024, when you yourself joined with that alt you banned with in 2024.
BANNED!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Banned for changing your profile.
I am an unhinged psychopath unfit for the modern world who plays TOO much dnd, Baldur’s Gate 3 (Finaly beat it!) and Minecraft… Probably. I also read manga.
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Rangers and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos!
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
Banned because it's the same profile, it's just apparently illegal to have a snack here and there now.
BANNED!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Banned for spoopiness.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Banned for using internet slang!
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Banned for REJECTING internet slang!
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
Banned for saying purple but it is just Pink!
I am an unhinged psychopath unfit for the modern world who plays TOO much dnd, Baldur’s Gate 3 (Finaly beat it!) and Minecraft… Probably. I also read manga.
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Rangers and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos!
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
Banned for not having a link to your homebrew monster in your signature, even though you advertise it.
(Seriously, change that. I want a pack of mini Quaggoths)
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Banned for being a ripped rhino Viking.
BANNED!
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Banned for liking potatos
(Jk I like them too)
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
Banned because I did it.
I am an unhinged psychopath unfit for the modern world who plays TOO much dnd, Baldur’s Gate 3 (Finaly beat it!) and Minecraft… Probably. I also read manga.
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Rangers and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos!
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
BANNED for liking rangers.
I may have a very slow posting rate for then next 5 or so days. Not sure if I'll be able to post at all. Sorry about this!
(You can still send PMs, just don't know if I'll see them.)
Jenson Gunnar: Hunt for Yeenoghu.
Leopoldine Harvine: Dragon of Icespire Peak
Geo Herpine: Stormwreck Isle
Brunor Havenhelm: Infernal Retribution
BANNED for not liking rangers
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
signature but longer
BANNED for only having dead and dying characters.
I may have a very slow posting rate for then next 5 or so days. Not sure if I'll be able to post at all. Sorry about this!
(You can still send PMs, just don't know if I'll see them.)
Jenson Gunnar: Hunt for Yeenoghu.
Leopoldine Harvine: Dragon of Icespire Peak
Geo Herpine: Stormwreck Isle
Brunor Havenhelm: Infernal Retribution