The undead creature you create, after you relinquish control of it, starts a self-help business with the hit book "Un-living your lost years. A skeleton guide to remake your life." This then leads to a messy legal battle wherein the local kingdom wants to you for all the undead's gains because you're the one that made it. While simultaneously denying you the profits under a claim that it's the undead's work and therefore subject to a separate tax. Unable to afford the fines for not paying taxes on this wildly successful book, you are thrown into prison and made to pay your way in order to not die of dehydration, doing strenuous labor to get the copper pieces necessary for refreshing doses of ClerciPure(TM) PrisonLite(TM) water.
This violation of ClerciPure(TM)'s well-established patent on the creation of water and its co-monopoly on glass bottle production will not go unpunished. You are dragged through the legal system and left a poor a beggar.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
bruh how did you make eldritch badst, anyways reply to my other post
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
You summon the offspring of a shadow. The shadow then takes you to court over kidnapping and you face lifetime in jail.
I cast Chain Lightning.
Chilling kinda vibe.
It repeatedly hits you, as you are the tallest tree in the forest.
I (Remember, wild magic sorcerer) cast thunderwave
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
The sound from the thunderwave alerts every hostile creature within 300 ft. The swarm you and kill you.
I cast Animate Dead
The undead creature you create, after you relinquish control of it, starts a self-help business with the hit book "Un-living your lost years. A skeleton guide to remake your life." This then leads to a messy legal battle wherein the local kingdom wants to you for all the undead's gains because you're the one that made it. While simultaneously denying you the profits under a claim that it's the undead's work and therefore subject to a separate tax. Unable to afford the fines for not paying taxes on this wildly successful book, you are thrown into prison and made to pay your way in order to not die of dehydration, doing strenuous labor to get the copper pieces necessary for refreshing doses of ClerciPure(TM) PrisonLite(TM) water.
I cast Silent Image
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
This violation of ClerciPure(TM)'s well-established patent on the creation of water and its co-monopoly on glass bottle production will not go unpunished. You are dragged through the legal system and left a poor a beggar.
I cast Sanctuary
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You cast the spell, but no body answers.
ba-dum tss
I caste Wall of Fire
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Everyone you cast it on attacks you after they figure out you charmed them.
I cast web
Everyone thinks you are weird. (Short, I know)
I cast Wish
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
(Ummmmm… Once I had to backfire Weird, and I said: You’re weird.)
you can never cast wish again, and your strength is 2 for a bit.
I cast Evard’s black tentacles
i am a human being.
You cast it on a sea horse. What a waste. :(
I cast [seeinvisibility]See Invisibility[/seeinvisibility]
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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(Yeah, couldn't figure out tooltips, sorry. Thanks Nothic2SeeHere)
When you use the change appearance ability, you seem to only be able to change the color of your fingernails.
I cast leomund's tiny hut
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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You accidentally hit yourself and can no longer do anything until you tell yourself to but you cant!
I cast [ spell ]unseen servant[ /spell ]