you say "I wish my spells would work properly". Nothing further happens.
I CAST I die, to perish
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
A loud voice says "Your wish could not be granted due to an error on our end. Please contact customer service as soon as possible"
I cast Conjure Beast to make a small porcupine
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
The word burns your vocal cords when you say it.
I cast conjure elemental
Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.
Just your friendly awakened tree.
Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.
That would be absurd.
Right...?
The elemental is a random genasi who is confused because they got randomly translocated.
I cast wish to make my spells work properly.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
you say "I wish my spells would work properly". Nothing further happens.
I CAST I die, to perish
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You die, but then you come back to life.
I say "Brisingr"
PM me the word tomato
It works, and your head is on fire now.
I cast poison spray.
She/Her/Hers DM
The spray turns around midair flies back at you.
I cast Wish to make my previous wish happen.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
A loud voice says "Your wish could not be granted due to an error on our end. Please contact customer service as soon as possible"
I cast Conjure Beast to make a small porcupine
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
A small porcupine, appears 2 feet above your head, with it's quills positioned so that they stab you.
I Wish to contact customer service.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.