All of the organs, cells, molocules, atoms, and subatomic particles that make up your body are no longer restricted by bonds and are free to move. every part of your body flies off in a differrent direction. in other words: you are vaporized.
You shield yourself from being shielded, which breaks your shield, which means you aren't shielded from being shielded so you regain the shield, and you've just created a paradox.
I cast polymorph
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
the food and drink itself is considdered impurity, and all of your food is replaced with pure carbon, in the form of a lump of graphite
I cast eldrich blast
You roll a nat 1 and burn your eyebrows off.
I cast Power Word Kill.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You yell 'Kill', it does nothing else
I cast power word heal
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You yell 'Heal', it does nothing else
i cast true polymorph into a Gold Greatwrym then cast Clone
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
You yell “Heal” and it does nothing else
I cast dominate monster
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They're a dom too
I cast Wish (For infinite spell slots) and then simultaneously cast every single spell.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
They all simultaniously backfire. the universe shatters. also, 13 peculiar dwarves dance through town with purple flower pots on their heads.
I cast find familiar
You find something familiar. As in, a clone. The clone kills you and takes your place.
I cast freedom of movement
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
All of the organs, cells, molocules, atoms, and subatomic particles that make up your body are no longer restricted by bonds and are free to move. every part of your body flies off in a differrent direction. in other words: you are vaporized.
I cast sheild
Because of bad spelling, the magic doesn’t work
I cast Divine Word
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
You pray. you are talking, or having a word, with somebody divine
I cast shield
You shield yourself from being shielded, which breaks your shield, which means you aren't shielded from being shielded so you regain the shield, and you've just created a paradox.
I cast polymorph
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You morph into a polymer plastic
I cast misty step
You take a single step, and some mist comes out of your foot
I cast Rime’s binding ice
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Rime binds you in Ice and this time asks you to listen to his rhymes. They're diabolical, absolute debacles.
I cast tsac I
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
The world blows up.
I cast Speak with Plants.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
You hear screams of pain as you walk across the grass
I cast mage armor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
A random mage is armored deromra si egam modnar A
I cast Mirror Image egamI rorriM tsac I
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
You think your illusion is real, and you roll a one on the check, going crazy.
I use Sweeping Cinder Strike to cast burning hands.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
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My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
It deals 1 damage.
I cast Aganazzar's Scorcher
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."