The shopkeeper considers this for a moment, then grabs one of the masks and makes a motion to snap it across his knee, suddenly stopping all force right as it hits his knee, preventing it from breaking.
"How about this, if you really want people to wear these, you give me something and I don't put in the effort to break them out of spite."
6.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers. Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits. Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
I take the flashlight from my minion and order it to explore the surrounding area. I also take out a very good camera to film its progress... maybe it won't return.
and then at the end, this: https://imgur.com/a/FWJre6a https://imgur.com/a/8EtMcwK the minion stops responding, and you get no more information from the camera after it glitches out.those two images are a sequence. first it's at the door, then it walks along and reaches the end and shuts down.
I will attempt to port up to hard to reach locations, mebbe find interesting stuff?
you search everywhere, but the only hard-to-reach locations are on A) the pitch-black spikes- which seem to grow from the ground, and are unlikely for anything to be balanced on, and B) the upper rock parts above everything... but you can't teleport up there.you think you see a passageway up there, but it's full of lava pouring over those same dark spikes.
Me and Dr. Bright (do not ask how he got here) challenge the godmodder and reasearcher talloran (again don't ask) to a game of SCP-3301
The Godmodder conjures a forcefield around the box and asks what's in it for him. [Sidequest Opportunity available. if accepted, will not happen immediately- i will need to set thingy up.]
I teleport up to the cave and cast ice snake on the lava coming from the spikes, trying to divert the flow away from the cave. I then enter the cave after the lava drains away to wherever it's going.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Poor minion. He didn't even get to say "Bananas" or laugh and do some goofy stuff. I think this door isn't a normal door. More like a bullshit surface like the space in which the mouth of my discord avatar appears. This would be the time to give up and try to use the bullshit detector I got. But I will not give up that easily. Because it just got more interesting.
I think it is time for myself going there. I put on a "keep me alive in random worlds suit" that I wore when I first came here. Not the same actually since it is a one use item that fuses to the body and makes it permanently different, but always lets it retain thought, movement, possibility of reversal (no guarantee for retaining the form you had first. It expires after second usage of that kind of suit. ), reproductive functions, special powers- yeah that's it. I go forward and expect to loose every sense I ever owned beside attunement sense... because that is a special power. Oh well... I could turn gaseous, liquid or freeze... or turn into bullshit matter (matter?)... and it could be a world where nothing is solid... oh well.
I cross the doorstep and sigh as the effects of bullshit hit me.
the godmodder will if his team wins get as much money as he has in game in the form of player charges to spend at piono,s store and two power enhancement orbs that increase the power of one action or charge each and if I win I get researcher talloran to join me in this fight and get as much money as I have in the game in the form of a gold bar of the same value as said amount of money. we will be playing on euclid difficulty. (safe is for noobs)
The shopkeeper considers this for a moment, then grabs one of the masks and makes a motion to snap it across his knee, suddenly stopping all force right as it hits his knee, preventing it from breaking.
"How about this, if you really want people to wear these, you give me something and I don't put in the effort to break them out of spite."
6.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers. Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits. Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
GODMODDER: No. I don't respond to blackmail, as a general rule. even if you break them now, me not responding to threats makes me less likely to be threatened. well, you tried.
Hmmm.... the Godmodder should've taken Hp damage from the Eishalon getting killed... time to use that idea I had a bit ago. I scan the godmodder.
Orders: Take on the Log Goblin Zombie!
Sadly, as noted in the original text of the scan ability, powerful beings can resist or outright block scans. all you get is a fuzzy feeling of power which extends outside of their body in around... 20 locations, give or take. Also, if you're trying to find out whether he has his own special class, the only reason you were able to get that information about yourself is that you're a willing target and you already knew most of what you'd otherwise learn.
besides which, he did take HP damage. He took One HP damage. as opposed to, say, 4 or so.
I Jump into this thread and throw a rock at the godmodder.
The Godmodder catches the rock, and eats it. delicious. are you a gourmeat sheff, percans? Perry and cuphead attack the LOG GOBLIN ZOMBIE. they have 85 attack together. the LOG GOBLIN ZOMBIE has only 80 HP. Goodbye, log goblin zombie. your time was too short. The radiation enforcer activates on perry, reinforcing the shadiamond on him. his attack drops! The Godmodder sees an issue... he's out of entities. so, he uses Do you feel like wolf kabob roth vantage? ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ nothing happens... ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THUMP nevermind. something Does happen. Before you stands an intimidating maniac, knife and alpfffffffffft yeah, very intimidating, what with the screaming and the falling face-first and how he's not even standing yet. "You're supposed to say it once I stand up!" uhuh. ahem... before you "stands" an "intimidating" maniac, knife and all. he will "totally" "kill" "you" if you don't kill him. "Listen, Bucko, I have a knife!" ........... "I do!" anyway, the Godmodder, after watching all of that, starts throwing dirt everywhere. I wonder why he's doing thaHey, where'd he go? the godmodder's not where he was any more oh he's over there, throwing dirt everywait no he's gone.
[GM] Godmodder: 284 /300 HP4/4 On his hopping high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain, while throwing dirt everywhere. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFollyDEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is. [A] Perry the Platypus 33/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 20A owned by aeisenberg. 85% diamond (cannot increase naturally) [A] Cuphead 85/85 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 4/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation, temporary hope [A] Tarasque portal (100% Clogged by diamond statues of Tarasque.) [OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 200/200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 4/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [AG] LOG GOBLIN ZOMBIE Re-Dead. [AG] "The" Maniac 13/13 HP. Has a knife! [AG-A] Radiation enforcer (cooling down.)
Piono: 89% shadiamond (invis) Carleah: 95% shadiamond Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) seriously injured. 100% shadiamond, 100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan) Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them. Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed. Goldhello: lite injruy. Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). 8 Soul points. GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13mrald-goop,zombie mage corpse Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G]Eishalon Mask [D]Eishalon mask [F]
the godmodder will if his team wins get as much money as he has in game in the form of player charges to spend at piono,s store and two power enhancement orbs that increase the power of one action or charge each and if I win I get researcher talloran to join me in this fight and get as much money as I have in the game in the form of a gold bar of the same value as said amount of money. we will be playing on euclid difficulty. (safe is for noobs)
and where is all this loot coming from? are you hoping to magically create charges from nothing or what? ... regardless, he tentatively agrees, after some minor changes to the terms. >Other players may join at any time >instead of counting in dollar value, the game will count charges directly >if he wins, he can control your post one time only. you know, to add some extra risk to it. Alternatively, you can choose to wear an eishalon mask while you wait for the game to get set up, and defend said eishalon mask from destruction. >he only gets 1 power enhancement orb, as the game is insufficient for the creation of two. >getting researcher talloran will result in him being summoned with stats based on how much he survived by >The 'kill someone by being mean to them' victory condition is nullified for people allied with the killer. initiating setup.... you will be notified on completion of startup. also, any 'charges at pionos store' will be actually given to piono, as I'm not going to try to force him to give the godmodder credit (not sure how i could if i wanted to, transfer entities to the godmodders side?). [If no specific loot source is stated, lootcap is [roundsspent*5] actions, if you win.]
Poor minion. He didn't even get to say "Bananas" or laugh and do some goofy stuff. I think this door isn't a normal door. More like a bullshit surface like the space in which the mouth of my discord avatar appears. This would be the time to give up and try to use the bullshit detector I got. But I will not give up that easily. Because it just got more interesting.
I think it is time for myself going there. I put on a "keep me alive in random worlds suit" that I wore when I first came here. Not the same actually since it is a one use item that fuses to the body and makes it permanently different, but always lets it retain thought, movement, possibility of reversal (no guarantee for retaining the form you had first. It expires after second usage of that kind of suit. ), reproductive functions, special powers- yeah that's it. I go forward and expect to loose every sense I ever owned beside attunement sense... because that is a special power. Oh well... I could turn gaseous, liquid or freeze... or turn into bullshit matter (matter?)... and it could be a world where nothing is solid... oh well.
I cross the doorstep and sigh as the effects of bullshit hit me.
you step through the door and find that... It is not, in fact, 'a bullshit surface like the space in which the mouth of (your) discord avatar appears'. you feel a very weak headache, but that's it. Huh.
I teleport up to the cave and cast ice snake on the lava coming from the spikes, trying to divert the flow away from the cave. I then enter the cave after the lava drains away to wherever it's going.
you manage to make yourself a passageway of ice- though it'll probably melt soon enough, and it took 2 casts of ice snake. you suspect the elders occasionally check here, but it's still a much more likely place for loot. you can probably teleport past the rest of the main flow,but maybe it would be better to jump it, or ice snake again? yours to decide.
The shopkeep shrugs and tosses the mask back onto the pile. "Ah well, it was worth a shot, I was bluffing anyways, I don't actually care enough to break these thing, and a round three against the Eishalon would be entertaining at the very least."
9.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers. Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits. Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
I just wasted a whole suit of bullshittery. NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh well... might as well throw away the remaining 998 from my BIG family package since it is very unlikely to go to places you might need them... or maybe not so I keep em. Hm... why did my finger get rekt then tho. Must have been this circle thingy.
I create a random effect to celebrate being still alive in the form I prefer to be (created a new table too): 44 Bless Bandage 53 Improve Flower 8 Infect Eye 74 Cure Cave 60 Condensate Feather 73 Activate Money 9 Protect Hand 85 Speak Drill 81 (insert text) Crowbar 15 Enslave Computer
Oh shit I forgot to invent effect2 81... oh well. Sudden rain of holy bandages that improve fertility, but infect your eye with the uncontrollable ability to mend caves that caved in. Then the second phase of the rain in form of liquid feathers goes down, that turns everything valuable that it touches, but protects it also from greedy hands by making them able to speak the language of drills (insert text), which breaks the greedy hands and enslaves Computers to not accept any codes that could be valuable if the codes have been created by this rain.
I think I won't need these bandages so I keep them away with attunement. I will likely be hit by one of the liquid feathers tho.
I look at the maniac glare at him, I repeat the first attack i ever did to him, I pull out a replica of the key of suites, and bash the maniac over the head with it.
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I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
I'd recommend some of you guys input some charge into this at some point. Having a 45 charge thing just sort of standing here wreaking havoc would probably be bad for you guys.
10.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers. Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits. Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
I just wasted a whole suit of bullshittery. NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh well... might as well throw away the remaining 998 from my BIG family package since it is very unlikely to go to places you might need them... or maybe not so I keep em. Hm... why did my finger get rekt then tho. Must have been this circle thingy.
I create a random effect to celebrate being still alive in the form I prefer to be (created a new table too): 44 Bless Bandage 53 Improve Flower 8 Infect Eye 74 Cure Cave 60 Condensate Feather 73 Activate Money 9 Protect Hand 85 Speak Drill 81 (insert text) Crowbar 15 Enslave Computer
Oh shit I forgot to invent effect2 81... oh well. Sudden rain of holy bandages that improve fertility, but infect your eye with the uncontrollable ability to mend caves that caved in. Then the second phase of the rain in form of liquid feathers goes down, that turns everything valuable that it touches, but protects it also from greedy hands by making them able to speak the language of drills (insert text), which breaks the greedy hands and enslaves Computers to not accept any codes that could be valuable if the codes have been created by this rain.
I think I won't need these bandages so I keep them away with attunement. I will likely be hit by one of the liquid feathers tho.
oh no! the blue eye-thing will now uncontrollably mend caves that caved in and can speak the language of drills! the three-headed thingy shudders slightly, but mostly remains in place.
I hop it, and if it looks like I won't make it, I teleport.
you think you can make it, but you accidently step into a small lava flOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT BURNS IT BURNS AAHHHHHHHH that's my impression of someone who steps in lava. anyway you automatically cast heal, neutralizing my need to measure exactly how many hearts of health you would have, and as such how much damage fire'd do per round. as the saying definitely doesn't go, Lazyness is the better part of perfectionist work ethic. you walk a little further, and see this.
Make of it what you will, though it is worth noting that the two birds are eagles, and the colorful lines are supposed to be a sort of energy-lightning that's constantly flickering. also, the lack of lava, like how you auto-casted heal, is due to laziness.
I will attempt to port up to hard to reach locations, mebbe find interesting stuff?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Me and Dr. Bright (do not ask how he got here) challenge the godmodder and reasearcher talloran (again don't ask) to a game of SCP-3301
The shopkeeper considers this for a moment, then grabs one of the masks and makes a motion to snap it across his knee, suddenly stopping all force right as it hits his knee, preventing it from breaking.
"How about this, if you really want people to wear these, you give me something and I don't put in the effort to break them out of spite."
6.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers.
Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits.
Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
and then at the end, this:
https://imgur.com/a/FWJre6a
https://imgur.com/a/8EtMcwK
the minion stops responding, and you get no more information from the camera after it glitches out.those two images are a sequence. first it's at the door, then it walks along and reaches the end and shuts down.
you search everywhere, but the only hard-to-reach locations are on A) the pitch-black spikes- which seem to grow from the ground, and are unlikely for anything to be balanced on, and B) the upper rock parts above everything... but you can't teleport up there.you think you see a passageway up there, but it's full of lava pouring over those same dark spikes.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 496/597 ❤, Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)
Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 20/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Wobbydoobydoo : key, beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified leggings , 10+207 , thank-you note, weird "compass"
The Godmodder conjures a forcefield around the box and asks what's in it for him.
[Sidequest Opportunity available. if accepted, will not happen immediately- i will need to set thingy up.]
I teleport up to the cave and cast ice snake on the lava coming from the spikes, trying to divert the flow away from the cave. I then enter the cave after the lava drains away to wherever it's going.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I chlug, as I am on mobile. Flavor text will start coming next post.
7.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers.
Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits.
Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Poor minion. He didn't even get to say "Bananas" or laugh and do some goofy stuff.
I think this door isn't a normal door. More like a bullshit surface like the space in which the mouth of my discord avatar appears.
This would be the time to give up and try to use the bullshit detector I got. But I will not give up that easily. Because it just got more interesting.
I think it is time for myself going there. I put on a "keep me alive in random worlds suit" that I wore when I first came here. Not the same actually since it is a one use item that fuses to the body and makes it permanently different, but always lets it retain thought, movement, possibility of reversal (no guarantee for retaining the form you had first. It expires after second usage of that kind of suit. ), reproductive functions, special powers- yeah that's it.
I go forward and expect to loose every sense I ever owned beside attunement sense... because that is a special power. Oh well... I could turn gaseous, liquid or freeze... or turn into bullshit matter (matter?)... and it could be a world where nothing is solid... oh well.
I cross the doorstep and sigh as the effects of bullshit hit me.
Nevermind, I chlugh again because I'm still on mobile.
8.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers.
Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits.
Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
I Jump into this thread and throw a rock at the godmodder.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
the godmodder will if his team wins get as much money as he has in game in the form of player charges to spend at piono,s store and two power enhancement orbs that increase the power of one action or charge each and if I win I get researcher talloran to join me in this fight and get as much money as I have in the game in the form of a gold bar of the same value as said amount of money. we will be playing on euclid difficulty. (safe is for noobs)
GODMODDER: No. I don't respond to blackmail, as a general rule. even if you break them now, me not responding to threats makes me less likely to be threatened.
well, you tried.
you chlug!
Sadly, as noted in the original text of the scan ability, powerful beings can resist or outright block scans. all you get is a fuzzy feeling of power which extends outside of their body in around... 20 locations, give or take.
Also, if you're trying to find out whether he has his own special class, the only reason you were able to get that information about yourself is that you're a willing target and you already knew most of what you'd otherwise learn.
besides which, he did take HP damage.
He took One HP damage.
as opposed to, say, 4 or so.
yugglewkj.
The Godmodder catches the rock, and eats it. delicious. are you a gourmeat sheff, percans?
Perry and cuphead attack the LOG GOBLIN ZOMBIE. they have 85 attack together. the LOG GOBLIN ZOMBIE has only 80 HP.
Goodbye, log goblin zombie. your time was too short.
The radiation enforcer activates on perry, reinforcing the shadiamond on him. his attack drops!
The Godmodder sees an issue... he's out of entities. so, he uses Do you feel like wolf kabob roth vantage?
ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ
nothing happens... ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THUMP
nevermind. something Does happen.
Before you stands an intimidating maniac, knife and alpfffffffffft
yeah, very intimidating, what with the screaming and the falling face-first and how he's not even standing yet.
"You're supposed to say it once I stand up!"
uhuh.
ahem... before you "stands" an "intimidating" maniac, knife and all. he will "totally" "kill" "you" if you don't kill him.
"Listen, Bucko, I have a knife!"
...........
"I do!"
anyway, the Godmodder, after watching all of that, starts throwing dirt everywhere. I wonder why he's doing thaHey, where'd he go? the godmodder's not where he was any more oh he's over there, throwing dirt everywait no he's gone.
[GM] Godmodder: 284 /300 HP 4/4 On his hopping high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain, while throwing dirt everywhere.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly DEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is.
[A] Perry the Platypus 33/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 20A owned by aeisenberg. 85% diamond (cannot increase naturally)
[A] Cuphead 85/85 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 4/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation, temporary hope
[A] Tarasque portal (100% Clogged by diamond statues of Tarasque.)
[OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 200/
200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 4/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG] LOG GOBLIN ZOMBIE Re-Dead.
[AG] "The" Maniac 13/13 HP. Has a knife!
[AG-A] Radiation enforcer (cooling down.)
Piono: 89% shadiamond (invis)
Carleah: 95% shadiamond
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) seriously injured. 100% shadiamond, 100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them.
Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed.
Goldhello: lite injruy.
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). 8 Soul points.
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 mrald-goop,zombie mage corpse
Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G] Eishalon Mask [D] Eishalon mask [F]
and where is all this loot coming from? are you hoping to magically create charges from nothing or what?
...
regardless, he tentatively agrees, after some minor changes to the terms.
>Other players may join at any time
>instead of counting in dollar value, the game will count charges directly
>if he wins, he can control your post one time only. you know, to add some extra risk to it. Alternatively, you can choose to wear an eishalon mask while you wait for the game to get set up, and defend said eishalon mask from destruction.
>he only gets 1 power enhancement orb, as the game is insufficient for the creation of two.
>getting researcher talloran will result in him being summoned with stats based on how much he survived by
>The 'kill someone by being mean to them' victory condition is nullified for people allied with the killer.
initiating setup.... you will be notified on completion of startup. also, any 'charges at pionos store' will be actually given to piono, as I'm not going to try to force him to give the godmodder credit (not sure how i could if i wanted to, transfer entities to the godmodders side?).
[If no specific loot source is stated, lootcap is [roundsspent*5] actions, if you win.]
you step through the door and find that...
It is not, in fact, 'a bullshit surface like the space in which the mouth of (your) discord avatar appears'.
you feel a very weak headache, but that's it.
Huh.
you manage to make yourself a passageway of ice- though it'll probably melt soon enough, and it took 2 casts of ice snake.
you suspect the elders occasionally check here, but it's still a much more likely place for loot.
you can probably teleport past the rest of the main flow,but maybe it would be better to jump it, or ice snake again? yours to decide.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 498/597 ❤, Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)
Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 8/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Wobbydoobydoo : key, beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified leggings , 10+207 , thank-you note, weird "compass"
The shopkeep shrugs and tosses the mask back onto the pile. "Ah well, it was worth a shot, I was bluffing anyways, I don't actually care enough to break these thing, and a round three against the Eishalon would be entertaining at the very least."
9.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers.
Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits.
Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
I just wasted a whole suit of bullshittery. NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh well... might as well throw away the remaining 998 from my BIG family package since it is very unlikely to go to places you might need them... or maybe not so I keep em.
Hm... why did my finger get rekt then tho. Must have been this circle thingy.
I create a random effect to celebrate being still alive in the form I prefer to be (created a new table too):
44 Bless Bandage 53 Improve Flower 8 Infect Eye 74 Cure Cave 60 Condensate Feather 73 Activate Money 9 Protect Hand 85 Speak Drill 81 (insert text) Crowbar 15 Enslave Computer
Oh shit I forgot to invent effect2 81... oh well.
Sudden rain of holy bandages that improve fertility, but infect your eye with the uncontrollable ability to mend caves that caved in. Then the second phase of the rain in form of liquid feathers goes down, that turns everything valuable that it touches, but protects it also from greedy hands by making them able to speak the language of drills (insert text), which breaks the greedy hands and enslaves Computers to not accept any codes that could be valuable if the codes have been created by this rain.
I think I won't need these bandages so I keep them away with attunement. I will likely be hit by one of the liquid feathers tho.
I look at the maniac glare at him, I repeat the first attack i ever did to him, I pull out a replica of the key of suites, and bash the maniac over the head with it.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
I'm not feeling well so I just cludge
I'd recommend some of you guys input some charge into this at some point. Having a 45 charge thing just sort of standing here wreaking havoc would probably be bad for you guys.
10.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers.
Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits.
Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
I hop it, and if it looks like I won't make it, I teleport.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I continue to cludge, but the pile of metal in the not-actually-distant pocket dimension is growing taller.
11.6/45 for The Wrong Trousers.
Lowest acceptable price: 4.5 credits.
Highest you might be charged: 22.5 credits.
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
oh no! the blue eye-thing will now uncontrollably mend caves that caved in and can speak the language of drills! the three-headed thingy shudders slightly, but mostly remains in place.
you think you can make it, but you accidently step into a small lava flOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT BURNS IT BURNS AAHHHHHHHH
that's my impression of someone who steps in lava.
anyway you automatically cast heal, neutralizing my need to measure exactly how many hearts of health you would have, and as such how much damage fire'd do per round. as the saying definitely doesn't go, Lazyness is the better part of perfectionist work ethic.
you walk a little further, and see this.
Make of it what you will, though it is worth noting that the two birds are eagles, and the colorful lines are supposed to be a sort of energy-lightning that's constantly flickering.
also, the lack of lava, like how you auto-casted heal, is due to laziness.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 549/597 ❤ pulse for 2, Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)
Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 6/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Wobbydoobydoo : key, beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified leggings , 10+207 , thank-you note, weird "compass"