Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
A dog dares to attack my chicken? I swallow a yellow potion and turn chinese.
I get my mask to grab and feed me the dog which I adapted to eat.
I eat the dog.
I continue trying to lay my eggs. The rest of entities do the designated task or if no task is given, attack the flame beast.
You drink a potion. You eat the Dog! this is especially effective because the Dog only has 10 HP, and base player damage is 20! What a shame for that lad. You progress towards egg-laying! You think you'll need ... one more action before you can lay egg!
A dog dares to attack my chicken? I swallow a yellow potion and turn chinese.
I get my mask to grab and feed me the dog which I adapted to eat.
I eat the dog.
I continue trying to lay my eggs. The rest of entities do the designated task or if no task is given, attack the flame beast.
How you dare to eat "the human's best friend" and continue smiling ??
I cast Divine Smite using my 9th slot over you........ ( what's your Spell DC saving throw ?? )
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You attack Hunger For Eggs On Toast! Their later post partially weakens the smite- They're technically two players due to stuff earlier, so they have an extra set of weaker actions- but it still hits them quite hard, bringing them down to Major Wounds!
The Darkside pauses. A shield of light befit to stop its new creation? Expended without even the creator's full effort?
It grows wary, fear added to the roiling mass of pride and hate, but it only serves to curb its aggressive tendencies for revenge it might have had.
It matters not. Its true goal still lies just out of grasp. So now it plucks another Furby from its home, making sure it is capable of locomotion or, like the Heart Furby, capable of some from of movement. In an eyeblink it teleports, and that is sufficient to the heartless.
It then promptly begins to bathe the thing in sheer darkness. To prevent it from escaping, should it even deem to do so, it is surrounded in a dome of darkness.
Dark Furby: 1/4
With that task set up, the heartless surveys its summons, and finds them lacking.
And so, the Darkside finally strides forward, set to accomplish its goals itself.
First things first, it senses three distinct magics on the field, but they all claim to originate from darkness. The heartless, greedy for more dark power, surveys the lot.
The heart. Or, to disambiguate from the blood pumping organ, the Heart. It is a supernatural construct. It contains the seat of emotions - hate, fear, jealousy, anger, sadness, joy, hope, compassion, love, and everything in between or besides. It is woven around, with, and bound by a chain of memories, to form and shape the light and dark that make it up. It also contains the utmost essence of who a person is.
It would be safe to say that without this heart, the person might as well not exist due to lacking this essential person-hood. In the heartless's native lands, this is called 'the Heart'.
Others call this the Soul. The Soul persists beyond death, and contains all of the feelings and elements essential for person-hood. This is a common fact.
And so, when it sees the Darkness Given Soul, the hateful thing that crawled out of the mirror, the Darkside sees an ally. It sees a common heartless and something akin to the darkness of the heart, though subtle differences might exist.
It knows of an Anti type monstrosity when it sees it. Anti-Sora. Anti-Saix. Anti-Black Coat Nightmare. All are servants of the Darkness in this way. All are hateful reflections of the user that had crawled out of the metaphorical mirror and into reality.
And so the Heartless, using its power and authority as a player strength being as well as the commonalities in their nature, communes with the Darkness Given Soul, subsumes it into its ranks, and in doing so commands its power.
With the only other avenue being nonexistent and thus below its notice, there are only two parties that had not been attacked or unaffected by the Darkside's influence. Or rather, two beings of note.
The Darkside, now having become a player in a most dangerous game, instinctively goes for the Godmodder first. It plunges its fist straight for the Godmodder, a hopelessly basic task. However, the punch's target was actually not the enemy. Instead, the fist enters the ground, turning the area around it into a pool of darkness for it to dark things out from the Realm of Darkness. And so it does, as it tears out an orb of wicked, hateful power. Raising it up to the sky, it flies up a ways before shattering.
If the Godmodder has been paying attention enough to do his research, he should know what comes next, and feel confident to dodge it. Or perhaps he doesn't need to normally.
Neither is sufficient. The speed of the the falling orbs of darkness is far, far too quick and blankets far too much of the area. And should one be fortunate enough to stand in the gaps? The orbs home in, something alien in nature to the original attack and makes it impossible, wherever one might stand within the area, to dodge, for this feature is only apparent at the last possible second, and augmented by already blistering speeds.
If the Godmodder knew, he'd be caught off guard by the remixed elements. If he didn't know, then he'd still be trapped in a curtain of dark orbs that homed in from effectively every direction.
There is no escape. The darkness comes for all.
Its minions, meanwhile, assault a greater threat to their existence due to its aggression. Heart and Rocker Furby both attack the Coronal Elementals. The Darkness Given Soul shall give unto the Darkside its secrets for now.
Action 2: Use the thematic similarities between the Heart and Soul, co-opt the Darknesss Given Soul.
Action 3: Attack the Godmodder with a speedier, homing version of its Orb of Darkness into rain of Small Darkness Orbs attack.
Entity Orders:
Rocker Furby: Attack the Corona Elementals
Heart Furby: Attack the Corona Elementals
You start a charge! Though the Darkness Given Soul is bodyless, you can still approximately understand and describe its reactions as though it had one. Simply put, as the Heartless cajoles, argues, whispers its ideas at the Darkness Given Soul, the Darkness Given Soul only looks back at it, wearily and silently. The darkness of which it is born bubbles a few times, almost enthusiastically, but it smothers that reaction, seemingly enraged for a moment- Then simply weary again. Its soul is not quite the same as the Heartless knew... but more to the point, it does not Want that which the Darkness born of a Dynasties Desires seeks.
The Godmodder, on the other hand, gets bored while the heartless is lifting the ball upwards and aim gun at the orb. A bolt of lightning shoots out, causing the orb to shatter prematurely, black lightning crackling and flickering oddly around the shattering sphere in twisted imitation. The Godmodder then points his gun at each of the smaller orbs which rain down, causing each of them to shatter into nothing in turn with similar bolts- though, oddly, the black electricity around each shattering orb is weaker and weaker as he repeats, and is soon replaced entirely by a billowing, smokelike haze...
Note: Under Feeble mind, player can’t cast spells. Read spell description to see what you can do lol :p
Action 1: I use meteor swarm and direct it to LeviRocks
Action 2: While he is distracted, I hit Levirocks with my knock back 35217 diamond sword. The knock back is so strong that it banishes him from the universe and all alternate universes and time itself.
You cast Meteor Swarm! Some of the swarm is blocked by the Force Wall, but only some of it, and the explosion of the rest sets off LeviRocks's Delayed Blast fireball, which harms them enough to bring them to Major Wounds! You proceed to hit LeviRocks with a high-knockback diamond sword! The Knockback sends them very, very far away.
Eh I am two persons so I got advantage plus the dog attacked my chicken and I have a justification. Plus I am currently eating and it is rude to attack an eating dude that happens to be also biologically a female attempting to lay eggs. Thus I can say that I come out completely unscathed... maybe.
You slightly defend yourself from the smite, but are still brought to Major Wounds!
Action 1: I do the Warrior Pose as a pair of boots with my illusory copy of me in the wall of force, now summoning a Warrior of Chippewa! It is a gigantic lumberjack wielding a huge double-sided greataxe, wearing giant steel-toed leather boots, and dressed in a wool coat, brown slacks, and wearing a ushanka hat. The Warrior of Chippewa is 42 feet tall, and has a Canadian accent.
Action 2: I heal Chippewooze as much as I possibly can in my feebleminded state.
Action 3: I attempt to break free of my feeblemindedness.
Entity Actions:
DOWNWARD_FACING_DOGGO will do a yoga pose (GM's choice) inside of hungry_visitor to attempt to escape from hungry_visitor's stomache, making its way lower in their anatomy, trying to stop them from laying eggs.
Chippewooze will attack Qwerty_ with a Chlorine Burst attack.
You are interrupted, and fail to summon a Warrior of Chippewa; in fact, your summon is hijacked to create an OG Warrior later in the round!. You heal Chippewooze by 21 HP. And you are interrupted, and so fail to break free of feeblemindedness. You then get knockbacked really far! You think you can probably return to the battlefield with an action, or you can stay here. and where is here, anyway? Around yourself, you see a dense jungle, full of vibrant plant life, surrounded by cliffs and frozen mountainpeaks. Entity Ordered!
Action 2: While he is distracted, I hit Levirocks with my knock back 35217 diamond sword. The knock back is so strong that it banishes him from the universe and all alternate universes and time itself.
Are you in the wall of force? If so, then this happens. If not, I don't think this would happen.
I think it would happen because the wall of force was already damaged, and the meteor swarm will destroy it
Action 1: I intercept Levi’s first action
Action 2: I intercept Levi’s third action
Action 3: Now that the Wall of Force is destroyed, I create the Yoga Fitness Studio of Eternal Peace. Anyone who comes in must join in with the yoga, and must not disrupt others. If someone comes in seeking to disrupt the class in any way, they are kicked out and banned (the studio makes it impossible for them to enter again).
You create the Yoga Fitness Studio of Eternal Peace! So long as it, which has 20 HP, has not been destroyed, its rules will govern its interior!
I wasn't casting a spell. If anything, more like calling upon the Godmodder to heal their servant. Not verbally, just spiritually. I know what Feeblemind does, and purposely made my actions vague to make them not be spells or require speech.
Yeah, since your action didn't make any mention of casting a spell or talking, it wasn't blocked by Feeblemind. I mean, you said "I heal Chippewooze as much as I possibly can in my feebleminded state."; for all I know you could be using a healing potion to do it, or stitching together bits of boot floating in the ooze, or feeding them baby ducklings in a sacrificial ritual. Also, if Entity Orders were affected by feeblemind- they aren't, but if someone cast a modified feeblemind to affect them- then the entities of the modified!feebleminded individual would still act, just not necessarily to do exactly what that player wanted.
Due to his feeblermindedness, the feeblerminded LeviRocks was so feeblerminded that he could not create a proper summon. Therefore, he was not able to override the warrior of chippewa's innate niceness as a canadian. The warrior then realizes that he is fighting for the wrong side, says "sorry" a few hundred times, and switches over to [OG].
The insect begins digging out a tunnel underground. 2/10 for the Hive.
I then gather bees and place them inside of chippewooze's eyes. Pain occurs.
Warrior of Chippewa hijacked into Canadian Warrior! The insect continues digging! at some point, its digging runs into hard stone, smoothed out and with small contours in a rectangular pattern. These stone sections are very common, in fact... what does the insect do? Pain does indeed occur! 33 damage to Chippewooze!
I cast an aoe inflict disease to target everybody and give them corona
...Ah, shoot. I missed your post when I was making the update. sorry about that... You infect everyone with corona! Luckily, Corona has a one to two week incubation period. at ~13 minutes per round, 60 minutes/hour, 24 hours/day, and 10ish days in that period, that means that it will take 1107.69231 Rounds before the average person shows symptoms. At my current once-every-four-days update schedual, that means they will show their first symptoms in about twelve years. (The real reason for action failure is that inflicting any numerically-representable debuff on all beings in the game at the moment is beyond the scope of your actions. But that Corona isn't likely to do anything within the next 12 years of real time gives me a good excuse in-universe.)
EoRR
The Mask of Hungry Visitation attacks Bakhal, rolling 35 and 24 for damage. Bakhal snorts, crimson flames billowing out of their nostrils, and hunkers down, the fire along their spike flaring out in all directions. The wave of heat starts to char the Masks skin, doing zero damage due to the mask rolling a 13, and the counter-attack's damage being 10; overall, Bakhal just takes 59 damage. The Crabs and Crustaceans collect 1+2+3+3+1+2 = 12 Rocks. The Stone Chicken lays an Egg! The Vending Machine Vends, Multidimensionally! The Anti-Elves attack Chipewooze, doing 10 damage! the Canadian Warrior does 2 more damage to Chipewooze, but they apologise profusely for this. The Darkness given Soul seems lost in thought... but equally, it appears resolutely set against the Darkside's ilk. The Furbies attack the Coronal Elementals, killing every last one! Chippewooze attacks Qwerty, inflicting enough wounds to bring them to Moderate Wounds! The Nether Blazes send a volley of flames at the Canadian warrior, who apologises profusely for however he assumes he must have offended them! Being Canadian, he is badly suited to the heat, and takes 12 damage, nearly dying! Bakhal swings a limb at the Anti-Elves, sending a wave of flame to them. First of all, this obviously kills 5 of them. The Anti-Elves quickly end up in a debate about what they should be destroying, with a schism forming between two groups with irrecouncilable differences, one which thinks they should destroy anything elvish, and one which believes boots are their true calling to destroy (The Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal will now spawn elves randomly into one of these groups). The Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attacks the Heart Furby, doing 3+4+2=9 Damage! The Tetrahedral one spins, and shines mirrored light over Chippewooze, healing them 9 HP. A crackling pulsing black on another side reaches out, and claws rake the chicken tender, destroying 7 rocks. It turns the side made of glass forwards last, but nothing happens. Bill Cipher floats down into the Yoga studio and... joins in with the yoga? Huh. he didn't conjure even one abomination of flesh! He's just... doing Yoga. like everyone else. kinda odd, actually, considering who he is. It's probably on purpose.
The Godmodder starts a new charge; 1/2 for Musical Genre.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crabs 32 Rocks x2 Rock Crustacean 22 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 5 eggs, 4 Toast I Stone chicken 13 Rocks. sufficiently fed. is a stone chicken. fragile rocks! Chicken Tender 27 Rocks Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (10/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x2 +1x1 HP 1x3 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 3x2 HP, 1x2 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Canadian Warrior 2/14 HP, 2A Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H- Alastair]Rocker Furby 20/20 HP, 5A Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 0.5 Hearts, 0.25 Heart generation [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 20/20 HP [AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze 12/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x0 HP, Sizzle x 0 !A (DEAD) Nether Blazes 6.6x7+2x1 HP, Flame Volleyx8!A Flame Beast Bakhal 29/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 30/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). [AG-Aldrek] Temple-ow!- and Shrine of the Godmodder 20/20 HP. Smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x27 HP, 100 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 16/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/2 Musical Genre. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 169 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Major Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: a boot. major wounds! Qwerty : Moderate wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom.
I look around at my surroundings, taking it in, and do the following:
Action 1: I create offspring in the jungle, training these pair of boots to gather food, create tools, analyze body language (boot language?), and worship the great pantheon of the Godmodder. (The top of the pantheon is the Godmodder, then there's Chippewa, Grenson, Fracap, Belstaff, and Tricker. There are also demigods, minor deities, and CEOs that we venerate.)
Action 2: I create a boot language that I use as a way to communicate without speech. It's a mix of body language, angles, and the position of aglets.
Action 3: I attempt to break free of my feeblemindedness.
I then escape from my boot form, which takes no action.
Entity Actions:
Chippewooze will declare war on the Canadian Warrior, doing a chlorine-powered boot-stomp attack.
DOWNWARD_FACING_DOGGO will heal Chippewooze.
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
You know what really fits to eggs? Salt! With this in mind I use the egg that I am about to lay to attract healing salt from everywhere, closing the wounds on my pride and body.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Action 1:
I pray to my god to smite down LeviRocks until he is dead.
Divine intervention: 10
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 1: I intercept LeviRocks’ Action 1, stopping him from creating offspring
Action 2: I intercept Levi’s action 3 so he doesn’t break free of his feeblemindedness
Action 3: While leading yoga, I realize that I have nothing to defend the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace. Therefore I do the Warrior Pose, summoning the Warriors of Peace. They will attack anyone/anything that attempts to destroy the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace. Other than that, they also can create decks of cards out of nowhere.
When it encounters the hard rock, the insect smiles, or at least would smile, if it were capable of such an expression. It chitters excitedly, I guess. This will definitely do. The insect turns around and stabs a large, sharp stinger into it. The stinger begins to spin, drilling straight into the solid rock, towards the core.
Meanwhile, I decide to finish off Chippewooze. I leap up onto its shoulder, and begin fishing around behind the closest thing to an ear it has.
"Oh, what's this behind your ear? That's right, it's a shotgun!"
The shotgun's gunshot is gunning for shooting a shot with a gun into chippewooze's wobbly skull.
Finally, I equip my anti-elves with cute lil helmets, cos the feckers are way too squishy.
The anti-elves, aided by the canadian warrior, then storm a nearby temple that shall remained unnamed, that has allegiance to a person known as Aldrek.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The Darkside's hands clench and unclench in fury, confusion, and curiosity. A roil of feelings wells up within as something begins to well up inside of it. All because of this failure - this refusal from the Darkness given Soul.
And then... a link. The beginning of a chain of memories. Relevant not to anyone but the Darkside itself. This event has formed an impression so great that it will not forget this.
Even so, the Darkside cannot accept defeat so easily. But it cannot focus on a way forward - rage is useful for battle, not subterfuge. So it attempts to mitigate this by channeling it into the Dark Furby charge, imbuing the being in its own seething hate for being denied its right of power.
But this alone is insufficient. And so with great power and greater speed than its kind tends to display, it swings its fist into the Salt Servants, causing them harm and, more importantly, laying to waste their shield.
And yet even this is not enough for the Darkside's anger. So it turns upon the Heart Furby with a baleful gaze. It alone is enough for it to double its efforts in collecting Hearts, and finally produces one fresh and whole enough for any number of sinister uses.
But the Darkside has exhausted its rage. Its greed remains, and it desires the Darkness given Soul. But fear and the memory persist, and its mind decides to take the cautious approach. It is of darkness. All darkness *wants*, of this the Darkside is sure. And so, with nothing more than the unspoken language of the Heart, it communes with the Darkness given Soul not to subjugate, but to interrogate and question what it desires.
Meanwhile the Furbies, now that the Blazes are distracted, decide to attack some easy prey... like the Stone Chicken! They assault it with sonic screeching and blink and you'll miss it murder techniques.
I look around at my surroundings, taking it in, and do the following:
Action 1: I create offspring in the jungle, training these pair of boots to gather food, create tools, analyze body language (boot language?), and worship the great pantheon of the Godmodder. (The top of the pantheon is the Godmodder, then there's Chippewa, Grenson, Fracap, Belstaff, and Tricker. There are also demigods, minor deities, and CEOs that we venerate.)
Action 2: I create a boot language that I use as a way to communicate without speech. It's a mix of body language, angles, and the position of aglets.
Action 3: I attempt to break free of my feeblemindedness.
I then escape from my boot form, which takes no action.
Entity Actions:
Chippewooze will declare war on the Canadian Warrior, doing a chlorine-powered boot-stomp attack.
DOWNWARD_FACING_DOGGO will heal Chippewooze.
Your attempt to create offspring is intercepted by Asriel! One member of the offspring even manifests on the other side! (then they get eaten by a nearby spiderbeast.) You successfully create a boot language. of course, nobody else knows this language at the moment, and it'd be pretty hard to teach others without ordinary speech... which you do not regain control of, due to another interception! You do escape from boot form, though. You are now a person again! The Downward_Facing_Doggo died when they were eating, but chippewooze recieves orders!
Later in the round, you get Smited by a players prayer down to Mortal Wounds! If nothing comes to heal you, you'll bleed out soon! at this level of injury, your actions are weakened! Dying won't kick you out of the game- you can come back to life, or make a new character- but it does come with its own issues.
You know what really fits to eggs? Salt! With this in mind I use the egg that I am about to lay to attract healing salt from everywhere, closing the wounds on my pride and body.
I create a rock nest for the eggs.
I lay my eggs into the rock nest.
You heal your wounds to Mentionable Wounds! it's the level between Moderate and Major, made up on the spot due to your doubled durability from being two people! You create a Rock Nest with 60 Rocks! You Lay an Egg! +1 Egg!
I pray to my god to smite down LeviRocks until he is dead.
Divine intervention: 15
You Smite LeviRocks all the way down Mortal Wounds! If nothing else happens to heal them soon, they'll bleed out... their action power is also weakened while they're this injured! This will not remove them from the game permanently, but will bring problems to them.
Action 1: I intercept LeviRocks’ Action 1, stopping him from creating offspring
Action 2: I intercept Levi’s action 3 so he doesn’t break free of his feeblemindedness
Action 3: While leading yoga, I realize that I have nothing to defend the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace. Therefore I do the Warrior Pose, summoning the Warriors of Peace. They will attack anyone/anything that attempts to destroy the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace. Other than that, they also can create decks of cards out of nowhere.
adding insult to injury, You stop LeviRocks's first and third action! You then summon two Warriors of Peace!
(How can you intercept my actions when I'm so far away?)
"Magic, I guess"
Congratulations! this response was fitting enough that I found it funny, which means the actions you're referring to (the stopping from creating offspring and stopping unfeebleminditude) gets/got a humour bonus!
When it encounters the hard rock, the insect smiles, or at least would smile, if it were capable of such an expression. It chitters excitedly, I guess. This will definitely do. The insect turns around and stabs a large, sharp stinger into it. The stinger begins to spin, drilling straight into the solid rock, towards the core. 3/10
Meanwhile, I decide to finish off Chippewooze. I leap up onto its shoulder, and begin fishing around behind the closest thing to an ear it has.
"Oh, what's this behind your ear? That's right, it's a shotgun!"
The shotgun's gunshot is gunning for shooting a shot with a gun into chippewooze's wobbly skull.
Finally, I equip my anti-elves with cute lil helmets, cos the feckers are way too squishy.
The anti-elves, aided by the canadian warrior, then storm a nearby temple that shall remained unnamed, that has allegiance to a person known as Aldrek.
The Insect drills into the stone... and, after a few minutes, meets empty air! It falls a short distance, landing in a tunnel of brick... There are several humanoid corpses about, and ruined objects and portions of the tunnel strewn about. what do they do? Chippewooze killed! You equip the Anti-Elves with helmets! All present and future Anti-Elves now have 5 Health! The Bootburner faction grumbles in discontent, feeling left out. Anti-Elves and Warrior ordered! Though... the place you're referring isn't very Elven. The Anti-Elves won't be able to do much to it, so specialised they are.
The Darkside's hands clench and unclench in fury, confusion, and curiosity. A roil of feelings wells up within as something begins to well up inside of it. All because of this failure - this refusal from the Darkness given Soul.
And then... a link. The beginning of a chain of memories. Relevant not to anyone but the Darkside itself. This event has formed an impression so great that it will not forget this.
Even so, the Darkside cannot accept defeat so easily. But it cannot focus on a way forward - rage is useful for battle, not subterfuge. So it attempts to mitigate this by channeling it into the Dark Furby charge, imbuing the being in its own seething hate for being denied its right of power.
But this alone is insufficient. And so with great power and greater speed than its kind tends to display, it swings its fist into the Salt Servants, causing them harm and, more importantly, laying to waste their shield.
And yet even this is not enough for the Darkside's anger. So it turns upon the Heart Furby with a baleful gaze. It alone is enough for it to double its efforts in collecting Hearts, and finally produces one fresh and whole enough for any number of sinister uses.
But the Darkside has exhausted its rage. Its greed remains, and it desires the Darkness given Soul. But fear and the memory persist, and its mind decides to take the cautious approach. It is of darkness. All darkness *wants*, of this the Darkside is sure. And so, with nothing more than the unspoken language of the Heart, it communes with the Darkness given Soul not to subjugate, but to interrogate and question what it desires.
Meanwhile the Furbies, now that the Blazes are distracted, decide to attack some easy prey... like the Stone Chicken! They assault it with sonic screeching and blink and you'll miss it murder techniques.
Action 1: Imbue the Dark Furby with the Darkside's hatred. (2/4)
Action 2: Attack the Salt Servants to destroy their shield and cause harm in general.
Action 3: Inspire fear in the Heart Furby to improve its Heart Collecting stat.
Free Actions:
Ask the Darkness given Soul what it desires.
Undergo character development!
Entity Orders:
Rocker Furby: Attack the Stone Chicken
Heart Furby: Attack the Stone Chicken
The Darkside puts its rage into the Dark furby, vicious black lightning crackling through the sphere around the furby and further, into the being itself. that black lightning, though- Something about it is both alien and familiar. It seeks something similar and yet different to the Darkside's own will, but similar nonetheless, so very much so. And yet it is different enough that the Darkside doesn't think it can seize control- at least, not without that lightning losing something vital. This foreign lightning dances wildly along the sphere surrounding the Dark Furby. Even as it continues to dance, it shifts from lightning, blazing embers of smokeless fire igniting along the surface of the sphere in their place, as though in some unwillingness to hold itself to one form for long. It awaits some sort of answer from the Darkside, offering change on one hand and ruin on the other; offering destruction. And what does it ask in return? but the very same. The Darkside then rends the Salt Servants shield into shards (16 damage to the shield!) and strikes them viciously, doing four damage to each past that shield! The reception of the wild black flame to this action seems mixed. Heart Furby's heart collection doubled! The Darkness given Soul seems... suspicious. Its answer is shrouded in metaphor, ideas turned persistent turned to words, like a sentence run through a translator thrice over until what it began as is halfway lost. It speaks: EoRR Hungry Visitor's entities idle! The Anti-Elves and Canadian Warrior preform their action, doing 3 damage to the specified place. The Portal creates (rolls 3d2: 1, 1, 1) a bootburner, a bootburner, and a third bootburner! The furbies attack the stone chicken, destroying it! The Heart Furby vanishes for a moment, then returns, clutching a heart in its maw, one looking slightly rotted, but with blood still dripping out of the ventricles. The Flame Beast sneers at the Yoga Fitness Studio of Eternal Peace. Peace. pah. that will never stand. The beast trudges forwards to slay Hunger For Eggs On Toast's entities while leaving his forces to deal with the Studio; the Blazes and Pinacle Infernal Spirit unleash a volley of fire and blade. The Warriors die valiantly defending it, and the Infernal does 10 damage to the studio itself due to a series of six perfect rolls. Bakhal, on the other hand, picks up the Chicken Tender and throws it into a conveniently placed pool of lava that definitely wasn't there before. Laughing contemptuously at its weakness, the Beast claws at it when it tries to exit the pit, but otherwise leaves it to suffer. The Chicken Tender melts into a fused flow of molten rock soon enough, and the pool cools down into ordinary stone. The Tetrahedral One spins its blackened side forwards, attacking the Rock Crabs for 4 damage each. Then its bloody side spins forwards, and it drips over the corpses of the Warriors of Peace. As Bakhal thought; they could not remain. and now by some corrupt will, they will rise against their own wishes. Warriors of Carnage summoned! It turns the glass forwards last, and the interior, visible through the glass, seems to darken for a moment even in the light of day. Then it's back to normal... did that do anything? hm. Bill Cipher looks around, flying through the air like a drunk bumblebee. Wait, no, that's a drunk bumblebee. Bill Cipher does a finger gun at the Pinnacle infernal Spirit, which dodges the resulting grey beam. The beam turns in midair, draws a stylised heart with its movement, then crashes into the Nether Blazes, transforming them into salt elementals! In doing this, Bill Cipher's beam misses its true target: the drunken bumblebee.
The Godmodder finishes Musical Genre, but decides to hold it in reserve for a little bit.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crabs 28 Rocks x2 Rock Crustacean 22 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs, 4 Toast I Stone chicken DEAD Rocks. sufficiently fed. Processing food I.2. is a stone chicken. fragile rocks! Rock Nest 60 Rocks (guarding all Eggs!) Chicken Tender has been reduced to a fused-together statue. Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x2 HP, 1x2 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Canadian Warrior 2/14 HP, 2A Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H- Alastair]Rocker Furby 20/20 HP, 5A Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 0.5 Heart generation [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP Warriors of Peace DEADx0 HP, 1x0A [AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze DEAD/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A [AG] Nether Blazes SALTIFIED HP, Flame Volleyx8!A Flame Beast Bakhal 29/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) Warriors Of Carnage 5x2 HP, 5x2APinnacle Infernal Spirit 30/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). [AG-Aldrek] Temple-ow!- and Shrine of the Godmodder 17/20 HP. Smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x27 HP, 100 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. Lesser Salt Elementals 7x7 Salt. +1S/R [GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/2 Musical Genre. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 109 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: no longer a boot. Mortal wounds! in a jungle! oh, and feeblemind'd, of course. Qwerty : Moderate wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Youuuuu! I will lay waste to your kind. I point at the furby which has killed my chicken. Then I teleport towards it, take out its batteries, put the batteries in my inventory. The furby now can no longer move. As it is helpless, I stomp on it for good measure and then throw it at the other furby.
I pick up the other furby, squash it between my strong finger and my other strong finger, take a deep breath, open my mouth, moving Srovys hand telekinetically to slap its remains. With a deep gulp srovy returns to the stomach where he vegetates. I roar in anger and attempt to throw the furby into the stratosphere.
After that ordeal I drag a pile of corpses on my egg so that it has something to eat.
How dare you kill Chippewooze?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!
Action 1: Sensing the death of my beloved Chippewooze, I call unto the power of the Godmooder, silently asking in my heart for the Godmodder to either raise Chippewooze from the dead, or to avenge them (Your choice, Godmodder).
Action 2: I, having invented the boot language, now create a protective barrier around my jungle sanctuary, silently declaring it the Holy Land of the Eternal Godmodder (also putting on the same smiting curse that I blessed the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder with).
Action 3: I double enchant the holy land, in the case that someone could try to harm me or my future offspring.
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Action 2: After seeing the Blazes and the Pinacle Infernal Spirit attack the Studio, and kill the warriors, I open a rift near them to Waterheim, the realm of water.
Action 3: I summon water elementals from Waterheim to attack those who attacked the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace
The Darkside looks to the interloper attacking its minions. It is dismissive of the Rocker Furby and leaves it to its fate. However, it may have yet a use for the physical hearts the other one brings, and intercedes on its behalf, preventing it from having its batteries torn out and from being stomped on by a convenient pool of darkness. It emerges out of grasp of the one who would avenge its fallen entities, and mockingly rolls its eyes at them, making that weird babble that furbies do.
With that dealt with, the Heartless turns its attention to the Dark Furby's status, since its developments were almost as pressing. The Being desired destruction, did it not? It-
In an unseen chain of events, the Darkside is now face to face with a Mini-Bill offering it a deal. A deal for what it desires. The Darkside is annoyed by the shenanigans, wreathed in an aura of darkness as the Mini-Bill's eye and hand are lit up in a similarly dark fashion in preparation for the deal making. Greed conflicted with annoyance... and then the Memory it accrued occurred to it.
If it refused... would the being before him, magnificent in its own darkness, feel the same rage and hate at being denied? It felt for but a moment, a spark of empathy...
But empathy is of the light, and the Darkside was far too embroiled in its own Darkness to be able to accept it yet. The light burned it, causing its mass to burn off in a smoke-like manner. It glared at the Mini-Bill as a new link in its Chain of memories was forged. The first link was as dark as pitch. The next link was grey, of the dark reacting to the light.
While the Darkside is far more intelligent than most Heartless, outclassed by only Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, it is not close enough to sapience to be considered truly intelligent. Indeed, the maximum intellect they display is the knowledge of how to create worse monstrosities and that alliances and minions are fruitful endeavors. With this low bar, with the fact that not even the Seeker of Darkness could comprehend the Light... how could the Darkside understand what happened?
All it knew... was that this moment occurred because of the Mini-Bill. And so the Darkside outstretched its hand...
And then turned its palm outwards. Before the Bill could react, a mega dark ball of darkness and destruction formed and fired, smashing through the Mini-Bill. And another. And another.
It kept smashing Mini-Bills until the allotted power of memes and player power puttered out.
But, because the Darkside was not done, it fired off an even BIGGER version: The Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles!
This one careened into The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, causing The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder's absolute destruction and darkness! (And Knuckles!) It looked towards the phenomenon involving the Dark Furby for any sort of response.
With these actions finished, it turned to the Darkness given Soul. It kept staring. And staring.
Eventually the reason why became apparent as smoke began to pour out of the Darkside's head where any hypothetical ears would go. It was just smart enough to get stumped by a riddle, it seems, and far too greedy and stubborn to just give up.
The Heart Furby... seems to be leeching off of flavortext power and has used its ability to vanish to hide itself from further attacks! Probably a wise decision considering how pre-occupied the Darkside was.
Action 1: Negate Hungry Visitor's attack on the Heart Furby by Pool of Darknessing it away.
Action 2: Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction! (On the Mini-Bills)
Action 3: Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles! (On The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder)
Free Actions:
Darkside gets another memory and denies an invisible deal!
Darkside checks if its meme attack (It doesn't know it's a meme shuuuuussssshhhh) satisfied the mysterious darkness involved with the Dark Furby (2/4, Puzzle ongoing)
Darkside is stumped by the big words of the Darkness given Soul!
Entity Orders:
Heart Furby: Use your informed power to vanish from sight to avoid damage for a turn!
I use my action to cast Feeblemind on Gamerawesome just before he puts armor around the Godmodder
Action 2:
I cast Wish on the Godmodder to get rid of all of his immunities and resistances
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I cast an aoe inflict disease to target everybody and give them corona
Too bad i have immunity to poison because diseases cannot work if the target is immune to poison.
I think you should change to [H]
You drink a potion.
You eat the Dog! this is especially effective because the Dog only has 10 HP, and base player damage is 20! What a shame for that lad.
You progress towards egg-laying! You think you'll need ... one more action before you can lay egg!
You attack Hunger For Eggs On Toast! Their later post partially weakens the smite- They're technically two players due to stuff earlier, so they have an extra set of weaker actions- but it still hits them quite hard, bringing them down to Major Wounds!
You start a charge!
Though the Darkness Given Soul is bodyless, you can still approximately understand and describe its reactions as though it had one. Simply put, as the Heartless cajoles, argues, whispers its ideas at the Darkness Given Soul, the Darkness Given Soul only looks back at it, wearily and silently. The darkness of which it is born bubbles a few times, almost enthusiastically, but it smothers that reaction, seemingly enraged for a moment- Then simply weary again. Its soul is not quite the same as the Heartless knew... but more to the point, it does not Want that which the Darkness born of a Dynasties Desires seeks.
The Godmodder, on the other hand, gets bored while the heartless is lifting the ball upwards and aim gun at the orb. A bolt of lightning shoots out, causing the orb to shatter prematurely, black lightning crackling and flickering oddly around the shattering sphere in twisted imitation. The Godmodder then points his gun at each of the smaller orbs which rain down, causing each of them to shatter into nothing in turn with similar bolts- though, oddly, the black electricity around each shattering orb is weaker and weaker as he repeats, and is soon replaced entirely by a billowing, smokelike haze...
You cast Meteor Swarm! Some of the swarm is blocked by the Force Wall, but only some of it, and the explosion of the rest sets off LeviRocks's Delayed Blast fireball, which harms them enough to bring them to Major Wounds!
You proceed to hit LeviRocks with a high-knockback diamond sword! The Knockback sends them very, very far away.
You slightly defend yourself from the smite, but are still brought to Major Wounds!
You are interrupted, and fail to summon a Warrior of Chippewa; in fact, your summon is hijacked to create an OG Warrior later in the round!. You heal Chippewooze by 21 HP. And you are interrupted, and so fail to break free of feeblemindedness.
You then get knockbacked really far! You think you can probably return to the battlefield with an action, or you can stay here. and where is here, anyway? Around yourself, you see a dense jungle, full of vibrant plant life, surrounded by cliffs and frozen mountainpeaks.
Entity Ordered!
You create the Yoga Fitness Studio of Eternal Peace! So long as it, which has 20 HP, has not been destroyed, its rules will govern its interior!
Yeah, since your action didn't make any mention of casting a spell or talking, it wasn't blocked by Feeblemind. I mean, you said "I heal Chippewooze as much as I possibly can in my feebleminded state."; for all I know you could be using a healing potion to do it, or stitching together bits of boot floating in the ooze, or feeding them baby ducklings in a sacrificial ritual. Also, if Entity Orders were affected by feeblemind- they aren't, but if someone cast a modified feeblemind to affect them- then the entities of the modified!feebleminded individual would still act, just not necessarily to do exactly what that player wanted.
Warrior of Chippewa hijacked into Canadian Warrior!
The insect continues digging! at some point, its digging runs into hard stone, smoothed out and with small contours in a rectangular pattern. These stone sections are very common, in fact... what does the insect do?
Pain does indeed occur! 33 damage to Chippewooze!
...Ah, shoot. I missed your post when I was making the update. sorry about that... You infect everyone with corona! Luckily, Corona has a one to two week incubation period. at ~13 minutes per round, 60 minutes/hour, 24 hours/day, and 10ish days in that period, that means that it will take 1107.69231 Rounds before the average person shows symptoms. At my current once-every-four-days update schedual, that means they will show their first symptoms in about twelve years.
(The real reason for action failure is that inflicting any numerically-representable debuff on all beings in the game at the moment is beyond the scope of your actions. But that Corona isn't likely to do anything within the next 12 years of real time gives me a good excuse in-universe.)
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The Mask of Hungry Visitation attacks Bakhal, rolling 35 and 24 for damage. Bakhal snorts, crimson flames billowing out of their nostrils, and hunkers down, the fire along their spike flaring out in all directions. The wave of heat starts to char the Masks skin, doing zero damage due to the mask rolling a 13, and the counter-attack's damage being 10; overall, Bakhal just takes 59 damage. The Crabs and Crustaceans collect 1+2+3+3+1+2 = 12 Rocks.
The Stone Chicken lays an Egg!
The Vending Machine Vends, Multidimensionally!
The Anti-Elves attack Chipewooze, doing 10 damage! the Canadian Warrior does 2 more damage to Chipewooze, but they apologise profusely for this.
The Darkness given Soul seems lost in thought... but equally, it appears resolutely set against the Darkside's ilk.
The Furbies attack the Coronal Elementals, killing every last one!
Chippewooze attacks Qwerty, inflicting enough wounds to bring them to Moderate Wounds!
The Nether Blazes send a volley of flames at the Canadian warrior, who apologises profusely for however he assumes he must have offended them! Being Canadian, he is badly suited to the heat, and takes 12 damage, nearly dying!
Bakhal swings a limb at the Anti-Elves, sending a wave of flame to them. First of all, this obviously kills 5 of them. The Anti-Elves quickly end up in a debate about what they should be destroying, with a schism forming between two groups with irrecouncilable differences, one which thinks they should destroy anything elvish, and one which believes boots are their true calling to destroy (The Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal will now spawn elves randomly into one of these groups).
The Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attacks the Heart Furby, doing 3+4+2=9 Damage!
The Tetrahedral one spins, and shines mirrored light over Chippewooze, healing them 9 HP. A crackling pulsing black on another side reaches out, and claws rake the chicken tender, destroying 7 rocks. It turns the side made of glass forwards last, but nothing happens.
Bill Cipher floats down into the Yoga studio and... joins in with the yoga? Huh. he didn't conjure even one abomination of flesh! He's just... doing Yoga. like everyone else. kinda odd, actually, considering who he is. It's probably on purpose.
The Godmodder starts a new charge; 1/2 for Musical Genre.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crabs 32 Rocks x2
Rock Crustacean 22 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] 9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 5 eggs, 4 Toast I
Stone chicken 13 Rocks. sufficiently fed. is a stone chicken. fragile rocks!
Chicken Tender 27 Rocks
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (10/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x2 +1x1 HP 1x3 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 3x2 HP, 1x2 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular.
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Canadian Warrior 2/14 HP, 2A
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H- Alastair] Rocker Furby 20/20 HP, 5A
Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 0.5 Hearts, 0.25 Heart generation
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 20/20 HP
[AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze 12/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x0 HP, Sizzle x 0 !A (DEAD)
Nether Blazes 6.6x7+2x1 HP, Flame Volleyx8!A
Flame Beast Bakhal 29/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 30/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
[AG-Aldrek] Temple-ow!- and Shrine of the Godmodder 20/20 HP. Smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x27 HP, 100 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 16/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/2 Musical Genre.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 169 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Major Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: a boot. major wounds!
Qwerty : Moderate wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
I look around at my surroundings, taking it in, and do the following:
Action 1: I create offspring in the jungle, training these pair of boots to gather food, create tools, analyze body language (boot language?), and worship the great pantheon of the Godmodder. (The top of the pantheon is the Godmodder, then there's Chippewa, Grenson, Fracap, Belstaff, and Tricker. There are also demigods, minor deities, and CEOs that we venerate.)
Action 2: I create a boot language that I use as a way to communicate without speech. It's a mix of body language, angles, and the position of aglets.
Action 3: I attempt to break free of my feeblemindedness.
I then escape from my boot form, which takes no action.
Entity Actions:
Chippewooze will declare war on the Canadian Warrior, doing a chlorine-powered boot-stomp attack.
DOWNWARD_FACING_DOGGO will heal Chippewooze.
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You know what really fits to eggs? Salt!
With this in mind I use the egg that I am about to lay to attract healing salt from everywhere, closing the wounds on my pride and body.
I create a rock nest for the eggs.
I lay my eggs into the rock nest.
Action 1:
I pray to my god to smite down LeviRocks until he is dead.
Divine intervention: 10
Action 1: I intercept LeviRocks’ Action 1, stopping him from creating offspring
Action 2: I intercept Levi’s action 3 so he doesn’t break free of his feeblemindedness
Action 3: While leading yoga, I realize that I have nothing to defend the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace. Therefore I do the Warrior Pose, summoning the Warriors of Peace. They will attack anyone/anything that attempts to destroy the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace. Other than that, they also can create decks of cards out of nowhere.
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(How can you intercept my actions when I'm so far away?)
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"Magic, I guess"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Touche
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When it encounters the hard rock, the insect smiles, or at least would smile, if it were capable of such an expression. It chitters excitedly, I guess. This will definitely do. The insect turns around and stabs a large, sharp stinger into it. The stinger begins to spin, drilling straight into the solid rock, towards the core.
Meanwhile, I decide to finish off Chippewooze. I leap up onto its shoulder, and begin fishing around behind the closest thing to an ear it has.
"Oh, what's this behind your ear? That's right, it's a shotgun!"
The shotgun's gunshot is gunning for shooting a shot with a gun into chippewooze's wobbly skull.
Finally, I equip my anti-elves with cute lil helmets, cos the feckers are way too squishy.
The anti-elves, aided by the canadian warrior, then storm a nearby temple that shall remained unnamed, that has allegiance to a person known as Aldrek.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The Darkside's hands clench and unclench in fury, confusion, and curiosity. A roil of feelings wells up within as something begins to well up inside of it. All because of this failure - this refusal from the Darkness given Soul.
And then... a link. The beginning of a chain of memories. Relevant not to anyone but the Darkside itself. This event has formed an impression so great that it will not forget this.
Even so, the Darkside cannot accept defeat so easily. But it cannot focus on a way forward - rage is useful for battle, not subterfuge. So it attempts to mitigate this by channeling it into the Dark Furby charge, imbuing the being in its own seething hate for being denied its right of power.
But this alone is insufficient. And so with great power and greater speed than its kind tends to display, it swings its fist into the Salt Servants, causing them harm and, more importantly, laying to waste their shield.
And yet even this is not enough for the Darkside's anger. So it turns upon the Heart Furby with a baleful gaze. It alone is enough for it to double its efforts in collecting Hearts, and finally produces one fresh and whole enough for any number of sinister uses.
But the Darkside has exhausted its rage. Its greed remains, and it desires the Darkness given Soul. But fear and the memory persist, and its mind decides to take the cautious approach. It is of darkness. All darkness *wants*, of this the Darkside is sure. And so, with nothing more than the unspoken language of the Heart, it communes with the Darkness given Soul not to subjugate, but to interrogate and question what it desires.
Meanwhile the Furbies, now that the Blazes are distracted, decide to attack some easy prey... like the Stone Chicken! They assault it with sonic screeching and blink and you'll miss it murder techniques.
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Action Summary:
Action 1: Imbue the Dark Furby with the Darkside's hatred. (2/4)
Action 2: Attack the Salt Servants to destroy their shield and cause harm in general.
Action 3: Inspire fear in the Heart Furby to improve its Heart Collecting stat.
Free Actions:
Ask the Darkness given Soul what it desires.
Undergo character development!
Entity Orders:
Rocker Furby: Attack the Stone Chicken
Heart Furby: Attack the Stone Chicken
Your attempt to create offspring is intercepted by Asriel! One member of the offspring even manifests on the other side! (then they get eaten by a nearby spiderbeast.)
You successfully create a boot language. of course, nobody else knows this language at the moment, and it'd be pretty hard to teach others without ordinary speech...
which you do not regain control of, due to another interception!
You do escape from boot form, though. You are now a person again!
The Downward_Facing_Doggo died when they were eating, but chippewooze recieves orders!
Later in the round, you get Smited by a players prayer down to Mortal Wounds! If nothing comes to heal you, you'll bleed out soon! at this level of injury, your actions are weakened! Dying won't kick you out of the game- you can come back to life, or make a new character- but it does come with its own issues.
You heal your wounds to Mentionable Wounds! it's the level between Moderate and Major, made up on the spot due to your doubled durability from being two people!
You create a Rock Nest with 60 Rocks!
You Lay an Egg! +1 Egg!
You Smite LeviRocks all the way down Mortal Wounds! If nothing else happens to heal them soon, they'll bleed out... their action power is also weakened while they're this injured! This will not remove them from the game permanently, but will bring problems to them.
adding insult to injury, You stop LeviRocks's first and third action! You then summon two Warriors of Peace!
Congratulations! this response was fitting enough that I found it funny, which means the actions you're referring to (the stopping from creating offspring and stopping unfeebleminditude) gets/got a humour bonus!
The Insect drills into the stone... and, after a few minutes, meets empty air! It falls a short distance, landing in a tunnel of brick... There are several humanoid corpses about, and ruined objects and portions of the tunnel strewn about. what do they do?
Chippewooze killed!
You equip the Anti-Elves with helmets! All present and future Anti-Elves now have 5 Health! The Bootburner faction grumbles in discontent, feeling left out.
Anti-Elves and Warrior ordered! Though... the place you're referring isn't very Elven. The Anti-Elves won't be able to do much to it, so specialised they are.
The Darkside puts its rage into the Dark furby, vicious black lightning crackling through the sphere around the furby and further, into the being itself. that black lightning, though- Something about it is both alien and familiar. It seeks something similar and yet different to the Darkside's own will, but similar nonetheless, so very much so. And yet it is different enough that the Darkside doesn't think it can seize control- at least, not without that lightning losing something vital. This foreign lightning dances wildly along the sphere surrounding the Dark Furby. Even as it continues to dance, it shifts from lightning, blazing embers of smokeless fire igniting along the surface of the sphere in their place, as though in some unwillingness to hold itself to one form for long. It awaits some sort of answer from the Darkside, offering change on one hand and ruin on the other; offering destruction. And what does it ask in return? but the very same.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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- Purity embodied.
The Darkside then rends the Salt Servants shield into shards (16 damage to the shield!) and strikes them viciously, doing four damage to each past that shield! The reception of the wild black flame to this action seems mixed.
Heart Furby's heart collection doubled!
The Darkness given Soul seems... suspicious. Its answer is shrouded in metaphor, ideas turned persistent turned to words, like a sentence run through a translator thrice over until what it began as is halfway lost. It speaks:
EoRR
Hungry Visitor's entities idle!
The Anti-Elves and Canadian Warrior preform their action, doing 3 damage to the specified place. The Portal creates (rolls 3d2: 1, 1, 1) a bootburner, a bootburner, and a third bootburner!
The furbies attack the stone chicken, destroying it! The Heart Furby vanishes for a moment, then returns, clutching a heart in its maw, one looking slightly rotted, but with blood still dripping out of the ventricles.
The Flame Beast sneers at the Yoga Fitness Studio of Eternal Peace. Peace. pah. that will never stand. The beast trudges forwards to slay Hunger For Eggs On Toast's entities while leaving his forces to deal with the Studio; the Blazes and Pinacle Infernal Spirit unleash a volley of fire and blade. The Warriors die valiantly defending it, and the Infernal does 10 damage to the studio itself due to a series of six perfect rolls. Bakhal, on the other hand, picks up the Chicken Tender and throws it into a conveniently placed pool of lava that definitely wasn't there before. Laughing contemptuously at its weakness, the Beast claws at it when it tries to exit the pit, but otherwise leaves it to suffer. The Chicken Tender melts into a fused flow of molten rock soon enough, and the pool cools down into ordinary stone.
The Tetrahedral One spins its blackened side forwards, attacking the Rock Crabs for 4 damage each. Then its bloody side spins forwards, and it drips over the corpses of the Warriors of Peace. As Bakhal thought; they could not remain. and now by some corrupt will, they will rise against their own wishes. Warriors of Carnage summoned! It turns the glass forwards last, and the interior, visible through the glass, seems to darken for a moment even in the light of day. Then it's back to normal... did that do anything? hm.
Bill Cipher looks around, flying through the air like a drunk bumblebee. Wait, no, that's a drunk bumblebee. Bill Cipher does a finger gun at the Pinnacle infernal Spirit, which dodges the resulting grey beam. The beam turns in midair, draws a stylised heart with its movement, then crashes into the Nether Blazes, transforming them into salt elementals! In doing this, Bill Cipher's beam misses its true target: the drunken bumblebee.
The Godmodder finishes Musical Genre, but decides to hold it in reserve for a little bit.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crabs 28 Rocks x2
Rock Crustacean 22 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] 9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs, 4 Toast I
Stone chicken DEAD Rocks. sufficiently fed. Processing food I.2. is a stone chicken. fragile rocks!
Rock Nest 60 Rocks (guarding all Eggs!)
Chicken Tender has been reduced to a fused-together statue.
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x2 HP, 1x2 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular.
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Canadian Warrior 2/14 HP, 2A
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H- Alastair] Rocker Furby 20/20 HP, 5A
Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 0.5 Heart generation
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP
Warriors of Peace DEADx0 HP, 1x0A
[AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze DEAD/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A
[AG] Nether Blazes SALTIFIED HP, Flame Volleyx8!A
Flame Beast Bakhal 29/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
Warriors Of Carnage 5x2 HP, 5x2APinnacle Infernal Spirit 30/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
[AG-Aldrek] Temple-ow!- and Shrine of the Godmodder 17/20 HP. Smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x27 HP, 100 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
Lesser Salt Elementals 7x7 Salt. +1S/R
[GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/2 Musical Genre.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 109 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: no longer a boot. Mortal wounds! in a jungle! oh, and feeblemind'd, of course.
Qwerty : Moderate wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Youuuuu! I will lay waste to your kind. I point at the furby which has killed my chicken. Then I teleport towards it, take out its batteries, put the batteries in my inventory. The furby now can no longer move. As it is helpless, I stomp on it for good measure and then throw it at the other furby.
I pick up the other furby, squash it between my strong finger and my other strong finger, take a deep breath, open my mouth, moving Srovys hand telekinetically to slap its remains. With a deep gulp srovy returns to the stomach where he vegetates. I roar in anger and attempt to throw the furby into the stratosphere.
After that ordeal I drag a pile of corpses on my egg so that it has something to eat.
NOOoooooooo!!!!
How dare you kill Chippewooze?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!
Action 1: Sensing the death of my beloved Chippewooze, I call unto the power of the Godmooder, silently asking in my heart for the Godmodder to either raise Chippewooze from the dead, or to avenge them (Your choice, Godmodder).
Action 2: I, having invented the boot language, now create a protective barrier around my jungle sanctuary, silently declaring it the Holy Land of the Eternal Godmodder (also putting on the same smiting curse that I blessed the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder with).
Action 3: I double enchant the holy land, in the case that someone could try to harm me or my future offspring.
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Action 1: I intercept LeviRocks’ first action
Action 2: After seeing the Blazes and the Pinacle Infernal Spirit attack the Studio, and kill the warriors, I open a rift near them to Waterheim, the realm of water.
Action 3: I summon water elementals from Waterheim to attack those who attacked the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace
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The Darkside looks to the interloper attacking its minions. It is dismissive of the Rocker Furby and leaves it to its fate. However, it may have yet a use for the physical hearts the other one brings, and intercedes on its behalf, preventing it from having its batteries torn out and from being stomped on by a convenient pool of darkness. It emerges out of grasp of the one who would avenge its fallen entities, and mockingly rolls its eyes at them, making that weird babble that furbies do.
With that dealt with, the Heartless turns its attention to the Dark Furby's status, since its developments were almost as pressing. The Being desired destruction, did it not? It-
In an unseen chain of events, the Darkside is now face to face with a Mini-Bill offering it a deal. A deal for what it desires. The Darkside is annoyed by the shenanigans, wreathed in an aura of darkness as the Mini-Bill's eye and hand are lit up in a similarly dark fashion in preparation for the deal making. Greed conflicted with annoyance... and then the Memory it accrued occurred to it.
If it refused... would the being before him, magnificent in its own darkness, feel the same rage and hate at being denied? It felt for but a moment, a spark of empathy...
But empathy is of the light, and the Darkside was far too embroiled in its own Darkness to be able to accept it yet. The light burned it, causing its mass to burn off in a smoke-like manner. It glared at the Mini-Bill as a new link in its Chain of memories was forged. The first link was as dark as pitch. The next link was grey, of the dark reacting to the light.
While the Darkside is far more intelligent than most Heartless, outclassed by only Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, it is not close enough to sapience to be considered truly intelligent. Indeed, the maximum intellect they display is the knowledge of how to create worse monstrosities and that alliances and minions are fruitful endeavors. With this low bar, with the fact that not even the Seeker of Darkness could comprehend the Light... how could the Darkside understand what happened?
All it knew... was that this moment occurred because of the Mini-Bill. And so the Darkside outstretched its hand...
And then turned its palm outwards. Before the Bill could react, a mega dark ball of darkness and destruction formed and fired, smashing through the Mini-Bill. And another. And another.
It kept smashing Mini-Bills until the allotted power of memes and player power puttered out.
But, because the Darkside was not done, it fired off an even BIGGER version: The Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles!
This one careened into The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, causing The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder's absolute destruction and darkness! (And Knuckles!) It looked towards the phenomenon involving the Dark Furby for any sort of response.
With these actions finished, it turned to the Darkness given Soul. It kept staring. And staring.
Eventually the reason why became apparent as smoke began to pour out of the Darkside's head where any hypothetical ears would go. It was just smart enough to get stumped by a riddle, it seems, and far too greedy and stubborn to just give up.
The Heart Furby... seems to be leeching off of flavortext power and has used its ability to vanish to hide itself from further attacks! Probably a wise decision considering how pre-occupied the Darkside was.
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Action Summary:
Action 1: Negate Hungry Visitor's attack on the Heart Furby by Pool of Darknessing it away.
Action 2: Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction! (On the Mini-Bills)
Action 3: Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles! (On The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder)
Free Actions:
Darkside gets another memory and denies an invisible deal!
Darkside checks if its meme attack (It doesn't know it's a meme shuuuuussssshhhh) satisfied the mysterious darkness involved with the Dark Furby (2/4, Puzzle ongoing)
Darkside is stumped by the big words of the Darkness given Soul!
Entity Orders:
Heart Furby: Use your informed power to vanish from sight to avoid damage for a turn!
I summon a suit of armor around the Godmodder that heals him 1 health every hour
I plan to use all three actions
I will never get discord I play using play by post
Action 1:
I use my action to cast Feeblemind on Gamerawesome just before he puts armor around the Godmodder
Action 2:
I cast Wish on the Godmodder to get rid of all of his immunities and resistances
Lucky for me I use counter spell
I will never get discord I play using play by post