Things are looking pretty cooled off at the moment. I'm going to dedicate all three of my actions to my next charge.
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The Inventor, frustrated at his axe not doing anything, breaks it over his knee, leaving him with a hatchet and a wooden rod. Actually, this will be good preparation for the coming zombies! Using a handy flint he has on hand and the tip of his iron axe, he turns the wooden rod into a torch and begins lighting zombies on fire and chopping through them with the hatchet. When he's safe again, he searches through the dead zombies for anything that might be useful.
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Leader reels back at the appearance of the shard remnants. He tries to keep his distance as he continues his attack, hitting the Rocker Furby again and charging.
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The Messenger could feel itself growing. The vines covering it began to mend themselves as the charge finished...
Aspiring Emissary is complete, granting Messenger of the Infinite +15(?) HP regeneration.
Messenger then gains an additional 20 HP and regenerates 15 HP.
You dedicate actions to your next charge! I still don't know what this next charge is, so it gets no chargequest. The Inventor kills all the zombies! looking for anything useful, he finds the zombies corpses disappearing in puffs of smoke except for two items- a rotten bone, and a forgotten axe one of the zombies had been wielding. As it happens, the Axe is wooden, which means it only requires a moderate amount of skill to use! Leader does as you say. the Messenger gains 15 HP (re)generation!
Leader attacks the Corrupted Rocker Furby for 27 damage! blood pours from rents in its fabric... The Darkness Given Form kills the Shard Remnants with brutal efficiency like the pragmatic being it is. The Darkness Given Soul does... whatshamacallit. Shadowboxing? it studies the blade for the Darkness Given Form with Shadowboxing. it rolls a natural 20 on effectiveness, gaining 1.5x the normal training-attack-boost and 1 Dark ??????. The Furby attacks Leader, dealing 11 damage with its 20 normal attack damage A. yeah, sure, whatever. It then lets out a Bloodcurdling roar, activating Bloodcurdling roar: All [AG] entities gain 10 temporary health, lesser lifesteal, and 2 attack! The Messenger upgrades-regens. The Taxman starts looking through the Tax Codes for something... The Witch uses 1 of its (her?) Filled Blessing, doubling the number of Goblins! The Goblins attack Sky High en mas, doing (3x12=) 36 damage! The Godmodder collaborates with the Taxman in starting a new charge despite not having finished the last one... 1/4 Infallible Insurance.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-megamaths] Sky High 126/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round Leader 65/100 HP, 27A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 30A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [H] Shard Remnants 0x2+0 HP. Follower of the Skadu Verthae. 3A(x2/round) [AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. Corrupted Rocker Furby 134/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in six! 20+2(for 2 R) normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 130+10/130 HP, +15 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 0+2A [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35+10 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! The Witch 66+10/66 HP Goblin Group 1/3, Filled Blessings: 1. Spellcraft!A +2A Goblins 6x12 +10 HP, 1+2x12 A [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.
I begin the task, of animating the Truly Ludicrous Supply Of Kitchen Knives and turning them into animated kitchen knives (Animated Kitchen Knives are real things. It was in Frozen Sick.)
I’m going to start a ritual to summon an army of living Eldritch Blasts from the Godmodder’s home dimension.
Army of living Eldritch Blasts: 3/200
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
No chargequests? Should I keep it that way or do something else... hmm...
Well, I aid my charge by using the Sword of Plot Convenience to drain energy from nearby blades of grass. It can do that now! How convenient!
...Oh, I should probably use two actions to give five HP generation (each) to Sky High and Leader. They're taking a beating and we can't have that!
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The Inventor: Finally - an axe I can use!
The Inventor begins hitting nearby trees with his axe. Maybe now he can make what he wanted to make - only time will tell!
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Leader completes his charge and begins gaining power... He gains 20 HP, 5 HP Generation, and 10 Attack.
Using his leftover action power, Leader summons a small crystalline sphere which begins building up power to allow Leader to do more. He then brings his improved Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby.
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The Messenger smiles silently to itself. It grows in power...
Nearby, as vines grow from the mossy golem, the grass turns a luminous blue. A small flower blooms within the grass, glowing faintly.
The Messenger gains 15 HP and an additional +5 HP/round.
I begin the task, of animating the Truly Ludicrous Supply Of Kitchen Knives and turning them into animated kitchen knives (Animated Kitchen Knives are real things. It was in Frozen Sick.)
Animating Kitchen Knives 3/Ludicrous number. (75)
None for you, taxman!
You begin the task! chargequest: It occurs to you that, with such a long amount of time to animate them, some of the knives might rust or otherwise suffer wear and tear even as they sit in the pile! how to handle it? also, do you really intend to spend 25 rounds just on animating these kitchen knives? that seems like quite a long time for animating kitchen knives!
I cast Finger of Death on the godmodder. I send a letter for help to Mordenkainen. I cast Finger of Death again. Then I hide.
You cast Finger of Death! The Godmodder blocks it with the Finger Of anti-D, turning your finger into the Finger of Eath! You send a letter... you cast it again and are blocked just as easily as before!
I cast scrying to find the tarrasque and then cast gate to bring it here then cast dominate monster to make it fight the godmodder.
You summon a Tarrasque! this has got to be, like, the three-hundredth time a Tarrasque showed up... 'course, most of them were around the size of a persons little toe.
I’m going to start a ritual to summon an army of living Eldritch Blasts from the Godmodder’s home dimension.
Army of living Eldritch Blasts: 2.46/200
You start summoning an army of living eldritch blasts! But if you're aiming for the Godmodders home dimension, you're going to have to contend with his multifarious defences! indeed, you quickly detect the first layer of wards, which require orange the pink oxen flibber with extra sauce or you will splice kinks rinkle-term the dingle by accident without any opportunity to swing! It's especially devastating a rebuttal because you can't even find your eighteenth monocle gun! Also, the Taxman taxes your charge by (0.18x3=0.54) charges because you didn't notice him. it's even witchcraft! (I also strongly suggest you choose a number lower then 200. That will take a long time to fill up- the biggest charge so far was less then half that.)
No chargequests? Should I keep it that way or do something else... hmm...
Well, I aid my charge by using the Sword of Plot Convenience to drain energy from nearby blades of grass. It can do that now! How convenient!
...Oh, I should probably use two actions to give five HP generation (each) to Sky High and Leader. They're taking a beating and we can't have that!
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The Inventor: Finally - an axe I can use!
The Inventor begins hitting nearby trees with his axe. Maybe now he can make what he wanted to make - only time will tell!
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Leader completes his charge and begins gaining power... He gains 20 HP, 5 HP Generation, and 10 Attack.
Using his leftover action power, Leader summons a small crystalline sphere which begins building up power to allow Leader to do more. He then brings his improved Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby.
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The Messenger smiles silently to itself. It grows in power...
Nearby, as vines grow from the mossy golem, the grass turns a luminous blue. A small flower blooms within the grass, glowing faintly.
The Messenger gains 15 HP and an additional +5 HP/round.
chargequest: you drain life from the blades of grass... but quickly run out of grass! the culprit is obvious: sheep! they're everywhere, eating all your grass! and around half of them are zombies, though they don't seem hostile. you give HP gen to sky high and leader! The Inventor successfully obtains (4+1+2+1+2) Oak Wood! assuming he uses it, the charge may either gain 1 progress, or gain the 'world integration' passive! The Leader increases in power! he summons a sphere, but... oddly, there seems to be a hairline fracture running along its ... girth? is the word girth?... anyway, Does he fix that, or leave it be? or something else entirely? The Messenger's chargequest runs into the same problem as T - Sheep. when I said they were everywhere, I meant it! They're nibbling on its roots and flowers and things!
Mordenkainen sends Bigby to the battlefield. He is trying to cast a new spell he just made up.
I teleport 20203394848485950404 tarrasques to the godmodder.
Unfortunately, you have already used all 3 of your actions this round on finger of eath, a letter to mordenkainen,and finger of eath. you gain new actions when I post.
I use divine intervention to get a god to SMITE the godmodder
then I start building a machine gun
1/30
and I continue to charge than task
go away taxman.
A God tries to smite the Godmodder, but the Godmodder mods the Gods God to use its God powers to unGod the God and leave simply a modded Gods God! God is unsuccessful in smiting the Godmodder. you only get 1/30 because you spent 1 action in your earlier post and one on smiting! you do start building it though.
you have already used all 3 of your actions this round! you gain new actions when I post.
Leader attacks again! 27 damage to th- ah, wait, no, 37 damage, almost mixed that up there- to the Corrupted Rocker Furby! how does a furby have this much blood inside it? I didn't even know furbies had blood! The Darkness Given Form returns to training. It has a good but not too exceptional training session, gaining 4 Attack! The Darkness Given Soul focuses its ire on the Goblins. from the blackened earth beneath them claw blackened hands as sharp as any of theirs, ripping a third their number to shreds. No antigoblin beasts rise from that dark soil, however; the Darkness is pacing itself, it seems. tiny skeletons clamber out of the Glass Side of the tetrahedral one and fly away cackling. their voices sound like... faded green? The Corrupted Rocker Furby attacks Sky High instead of Leader, dealing 22 damage with its 20+2 normal attack damage attack. The Messenger boosts its regen, and regens! It does not use its 2A from Bloodcurdling roar. The Taxman baps the Leader in the face for 2 damage, then procrastinates. The Witch baps Sky High for 2 damage, then casts magical spellcraft to multiply that 2 by 6, dealing another 10 damage! The Goblins attack Sky High, dealing 3x8=24 damage! The Godmodder looks around a bit, then ticks up Infallible Insurance.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-megamaths] Sky High 73/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen. Leader 85/100 HP, 37A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. 8 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 34A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. Corrupted Rocker Furby 97/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in five! 20+2(for 1 R) normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 145+10/145 HP, +20 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 0+2A [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35+10 HP shield! 0.54 charges. 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! The Witch 66+10/66 HP Goblin Group 1/3, Filled Blessings: 1. Spellcraft!A +2A Goblins 6x8 HP, 1+2x8 A [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 2/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.
I give Sky High 40 HP, then using my remaining action I begin draining the life from nearby sheep! After all, they're more full of life than the grass!
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The Inventor begins putting the Oak Wood into a series of complicated arrangements - looks like he's currently trying to see what he can make of it.
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Leader decides to leave the small crack be - imperfection begets improvement, after all.He then brings his Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby once more.
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As the sheep eat away at the glowing flowers and ominous grass, their eyes begin glowing. Their feeble minds have been absorbed into the Infinite, and their bodies will now make for good sources of energy. Grass quickly sprouts again as vines begin twisting around the sheep, draining energy from their bodies.
The Infinite gains 20 HP and an additional 5 HP regeneration.
You may change it to whatever number you like, yes. Since the rust solution was part of the chargequest, doing it progressed your charge as it would if you spent actions on the charge directly! As well, solving the quest grants you 0.55 additional progress!... additional progress that the Taxman subsequently absorbs!
I give Sky High 40 HP, then using my remaining action I begin draining the life from nearby sheep! After all, they're more full of life than the grass!
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The Inventor begins putting the Oak Wood into a series of complicated arrangements - looks like he's currently trying to see what he can make of it.
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Leader decides to leave the small crack be - imperfection begets improvement, after all.He then brings his Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby once more.
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As the sheep eat away at the glowing flowers and ominous grass, their eyes begin glowing. Their feeble minds have been absorbed into the Infinite, and their bodies will now make for good sources of energy. Grass quickly sprouts again as vines begin twisting around the sheep, draining energy from their bodies.
The Infinite gains 20 HP and an additional 5 HP regeneration.
T's solution to the chargequest is inventive... and successful! you gain a choice of +1 progress Or Shepokep Aura for the Complications charge! also, Sky High is healed by 40 HP. the Inventor tries arranging Oak Wood! He finds that he can make either paper or planks from it easily enough, but it seems like all the uses of planks and paper require secondary resources of some kind... For leaving the crack be and his attitude towards it, Leader gains your choice of synergy 'least Splintering' or 0.1 charge progress. Note least Splintering applies to Leader, not the charge. least Splintering is overall more beneficial then 0.1 charge progress. The Infinite attempts to absorb the remaining sheep... but almost all of them are undead. Rather then glowing, the sunken pits of their eyes deepen. Feeble the minds may be, but they are as nuclear waste, hazardous to touch or even look at. So too is the energy that fuels their bodies. The grass sprouts, but then shrivels and dies, bloodred after growing through sheep-flesh. the Zombified Sheep now seem hostile.
Sky High regenerates. Leader Regenerates. Leader attacks for 37 damage. The Furby is barely recognisable... The Darkness Given Form continues its monotone of training. It has a good [1d20:19] session, gaining 5 Attack! The Darkness Given Soul looks in Leaders direction... a few seconds later, it looks away, focusing instead on the Goblins. there's a sound like shattering glass, and 5 of the Goblins fall to the ground, chunks of their flesh simply Gone. Needless to say, they do not survive. The Furby attacks Sky High, doing 22 damage! The Messenger gains HP and Regen! The Taxman baps Leader in the face for 2 damage and then reveals the thing it was procrastinating on doing last round was procrastinating, doubling the power of this rounds procrastination! The Witch spells Craft. 'c, r, a, f, t'. 3+17+1+6+20= 47! At the cost if losing all instances of c,r,a,f, and t in its name and description, he Wih deals a whopping 47+2 damage to Leader! The Goblins follow suit, dealing 9 damage! The Godmodder ticks up Infallible Insurance to 3. (Bloodcurdling Roar ends, cutting goblin attack to a third and removing various +10's to health.)
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[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-megamaths] Sky High 96/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen. Leader 35/100 HP, 37A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. 8 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 39A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. Corrupted Rocker Furby 60/20HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in five! 20+2(for 1 R) normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 165/165 HP, +25 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 0+2A [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 1.08 charges. 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! he Wih 66/66 HP Goblin Goup 2/3, illed Blessings: 1. Spell! Goblins 6x3 HP, 1+2x3 A [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 3/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.
I cry out in rage, knowing that what the taxman took away, I can never get back.
I recruit an anti Taxman, who combats the Taxman in order to stop him from taxing me!
I also recruit* a Faxman, who will receive my fax's and give them to me! *The Faxman is a unpaid summer intern who is here for the experience! He will start getting fed up when he realizes that I'm not actually letting him do anything important, and just menial work!
Okay, nope, nope, nope! There are TOO MANY people attacking at the moment and I cannot keep up with it! I need to take a breather!
Using all three of my actions, I place a BARRIER OF CONVENIENT DISTRACTION around Sky High the Inventor and "Leader," making it so anyone who tries to attack them is conveniently distracted and must attack something else. Any leftover action power goes into healing "Leader."
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The Inventor thinks for a moment... he decides to make some planks for the moment. He'll figure out the rest soonish.
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Leader gains the "Least Splintering" synergy. Worried for his health, he decides to heal himself back up instead of charging this turn. He then brings his Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby - it's gotta die soon, right?
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Despite the large numbers of zombie sheep, the Infinite continues growing. But there's only so far it can go with those Zombie Sheep in the way.
Obviously, there's only one answer: Kill them all.
The Messenger of the Infinite stands up and begins crushing Zombie Sheep under its feet left and right. What remains will eventually fade and be replaced with The Infinite. And though the Zombie Sheep may resist, they won't make a dent in the stone golem.
I cry out in rage, knowing that what the taxman took away, I can never get back.
I recruit an anti Taxman, who combats the Taxman in order to stop him from taxing me!
I also recruit* a Faxman, who will receive my fax's and give them to me! *The Faxman is a unpaid summer intern who is here for the experience! He will start getting fed up when he realizes that I'm not actually letting him do anything important, and just menial work!
Faxman Rebellion: 1/10
(Anti Taxman protects me!) (Anti-Taxman protects me from Taxman!)
You cry out in rage!... why? You recruit an anti-Taxman! The Anti-Taxman has the magical power to append '(Anti-Taxman protects me from Taxman!)' to the end of all your posts, thereby protecting you from the Taxman, as long as it is alive. You start a charge about this Faxman of yours! Chargequest generating..... what Faxes is he recieving? do you even have faxes coming in?
I turn the godmodder into a Minecraft slime. No kidding.
The Godmodder magnifies your turning power by 360, making it rotate him fully an unspecified number of times and turning him until he eventually lands right back on the 'is a Godmodder' direction!
I whisper under my breath: "why does that stupid taxman exist?"
The Taxman whispers back "to collect resources from the people of the realm to maintain the functioning of the Godmodderverment" and I interject "plus some rounds were going by where literally all that was happening was charging, writing the update was like writing 'ok' and following it up with playing against myself"
Okay, nope, nope, nope! There are TOO MANY people attacking at the moment and I cannot keep up with it! I need to take a breather!
Using all three of my actions, I place a BARRIER OF CONVENIENT DISTRACTION around Sky High the Inventor and "Leader," making it so anyone who tries to attack them is conveniently distracted and must attack something else. Any leftover action power goes into healing "Leader."
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The Inventor thinks for a moment... he decides to make some planks for the moment. He'll figure out the rest soonish.
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Leader gains the "Least Splintering" synergy. Worried for his health, he decides to heal himself back up instead of charging this turn. He then brings his Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby - it's gotta die soon, right?
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Despite the large numbers of zombie sheep, the Infinite continues growing. But there's only so far it can go with those Zombie Sheep in the way.
Obviously, there's only one answer: Kill them all.
The Messenger of the Infinite stands up and begins crushing Zombie Sheep under its feet left and right. What remains will eventually fade and be replaced with The Infinite. And though the Zombie Sheep may resist, they won't make a dent in the stone golem.
The Infinite gains 25 HP and 5 Attack.
You create the BARRIER OF CONVENIENT DISTRACTION! it seems like it'll last for just the round, but you have enough power left over to heal Leader by 25 HP! Of course, it's nowhere near strong enough to stop the Godmodder, but he's been rather passive... You also get the sense such barriers will cost more the stronger the reasons enemies have to target you and yours. The Inventor creates planks... they seem about the right size to whittle into a spear, perhaps? Leader receives the synergy! Leader also heals himself by 22 HP! The Furby laughs an ear-splitting laugh.Itdiedlongago.butitisnotitsfatetorestinpeace.Itneverwas. The Messenger crushers the Zombified Sheep! in their remains, they find ten fist-sized green crystals, pristine despite originating from bloody flesh.
Leader attacks the Corrupted Rocker Furby for 37 damage! The Darkness Given Form continues training... +4A. The Darkness Given Soul kills the rest of the Goblins! The Corrupted Rocker Furby attacks leeeaaaOH Hey,there's the darkness given form! 20 damage to the Darkness Given Form, which looks at T with annoyance. The Messenger gains HP and attack as directed. The Taxman reveals the thing it procrastinated on procrastinating on two rounds ago... was itself procrastination! that's how it was able to procrastinate on procrastinating on it by procrastinating! But next round, Then it'll finish procrastinating and do... something... he Wih uses Spell! he Spell twenty with the T from The taxman, the W from Wih, the e from the 'five' in the Bloodcurding Roars chargeup, the n from Goblin Goup, the T from Tetrahedral, and the Y from Furby! this lets he ih do 20 damage to Sky hTHe darkness given form! The Godmodder finishes up Infallible Insurance, then holds it in reserve as insurance. .
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-Thalai] Anti-Taxman 19/19, appends a sentence!A [OG-megamaths] Sky High 101/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen. Leader 90/100 HP, 37A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. 8 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 27/50 HP 43A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. Corrupted Rocker Furb 23/20HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in fou! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 190/190 HP, +25 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 5A [AG] he Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 1.08 charges. 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! he ih 66/66 HP Gobli Goup 3/3, illed Blessings: 1. Spell! Goblins 6x0 HP, 1x0 A [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 4/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.
I find a big rock
I pour some holy water on it
I now have a whetstone
When players get creative.
You dedicate actions to your next charge! I still don't know what this next charge is, so it gets no chargequest.
The Inventor kills all the zombies! looking for anything useful, he finds the zombies corpses disappearing in puffs of smoke except for two items- a rotten bone, and a forgotten axe one of the zombies had been wielding. As it happens, the Axe is wooden, which means it only requires a moderate amount of skill to use!
Leader does as you say.
the Messenger gains 15 HP (re)generation!
You obtain a Blessed Monumental Whetstone!
- Purity embodied.
Leader attacks the Corrupted Rocker Furby for 27 damage! blood pours from rents in its fabric... The Darkness Given Form kills the Shard Remnants with brutal efficiency like the pragmatic being it is. The Darkness Given Soul does... whatshamacallit. Shadowboxing? it studies the blade for the Darkness Given Form with Shadowboxing. it rolls a natural 20 on effectiveness, gaining 1.5x the normal training-attack-boost and 1 Dark ??????.
The Furby attacks Leader, dealing 11 damage with its 20 normal attack damage A. yeah, sure, whatever. It then lets out a Bloodcurdling roar, activating Bloodcurdling roar: All [AG] entities gain 10 temporary health, lesser lifesteal, and 2 attack!
The Messenger upgrades-regens. The Taxman starts looking through the Tax Codes for something... The Witch uses 1 of its (her?) Filled Blessing, doubling the number of Goblins! The Goblins attack Sky High en mas, doing (3x12=) 36 damage!
The Godmodder collaborates with the Taxman in starting a new charge despite not having finished the last one... 1/4 Infallible Insurance.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-megamaths] Sky High 126/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round
Leader 65/100 HP, 27A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 30A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[H] Shard Remnants 0x2+0 HP. Follower of the Skadu Verthae. 3A(x2/round)
[AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
Corrupted Rocker Furby 134/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in six! 20+2(for 2 R) normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 130+10/130 HP, +15 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 0+2A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35+10 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
The Witch 66+10/66 HP Goblin Group 1/3, Filled Blessings: 1. Spellcraft!A +2A
Goblins 6x12 +10 HP, 1+2x12 A
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe.
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.
Do I just create a counter?
I begin the task, of animating the Truly Ludicrous Supply Of Kitchen Knives and turning them into animated kitchen knives (Animated Kitchen Knives are real things. It was in Frozen Sick.)
Animating Kitchen Knives 3/Ludicrous number. (75)
None for you, taxman!
When players get creative.
I cast scrying to find the tarrasque and then cast gate to bring it here then cast dominate monster to make it fight the godmodder.
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
I’m going to start a ritual to summon an army of living Eldritch Blasts from the Godmodder’s home dimension.
Army of living Eldritch Blasts: 3/200
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Complications: 5/15
Makeshift Weapon: 4.4/10
Gain Power: 4/4Duplicity: 0.4/10
Continued Growth: 1/6
(And the tax man still cannot have any of it.)
~~~
No chargequests? Should I keep it that way or do something else... hmm...
Well, I aid my charge by using the Sword of Plot Convenience to drain energy from nearby blades of grass. It can do that now! How convenient!
...Oh, I should probably use two actions to give five HP generation (each) to Sky High and Leader. They're taking a beating and we can't have that!
~~~
The Inventor: Finally - an axe I can use!
The Inventor begins hitting nearby trees with his axe. Maybe now he can make what he wanted to make - only time will tell!
~~~
Leader completes his charge and begins gaining power... He gains 20 HP, 5 HP Generation, and 10 Attack.
Using his leftover action power, Leader summons a small crystalline sphere which begins building up power to allow Leader to do more. He then brings his improved Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby.
~~~
The Messenger smiles silently to itself. It grows in power...
Nearby, as vines grow from the mossy golem, the grass turns a luminous blue. A small flower blooms within the grass, glowing faintly.
The Messenger gains 15 HP and an additional +5 HP/round.
I use divine intervention to get a god to SMITE the godmodder
then I start building a machine gun
2/30
and I continue to charge than task
go away taxman.
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
NO taxes for you, taxman
5/30 for building the godly-machine gun.
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
You begin the task! chargequest: It occurs to you that, with such a long amount of time to animate them, some of the knives might rust or otherwise suffer wear and tear even as they sit in the pile! how to handle it?
also, do you really intend to spend 25 rounds just on animating these kitchen knives? that seems like quite a long time for animating kitchen knives!
You cast Finger of Death! The Godmodder blocks it with the Finger Of anti-D, turning your finger into the Finger of Eath! You send a letter... you cast it again and are blocked just as easily as before!
You summon a Tarrasque! this has got to be, like, the three-hundredth time a Tarrasque showed up... 'course, most of them were around the size of a persons little toe.
You start summoning an army of living eldritch blasts! But if you're aiming for the Godmodders home dimension, you're going to have to contend with his multifarious defences! indeed, you quickly detect the first layer of wards, which require orange the pink oxen flibber with extra sauce or you will splice kinks rinkle-term the dingle by accident without any opportunity to swing! It's especially devastating a rebuttal because you can't even find your eighteenth monocle gun! Also, the Taxman taxes your charge by (0.18x3=0.54) charges because you didn't notice him. it's even witchcraft!
(I also strongly suggest you choose a number lower then 200. That will take a long time to fill up- the biggest charge so far was less then half that.)
chargequest: you drain life from the blades of grass... but quickly run out of grass! the culprit is obvious: sheep! they're everywhere, eating all your grass! and around half of them are zombies, though they don't seem hostile. you give HP gen to sky high and leader!
The Inventor successfully obtains (4+1+2+1+2) Oak Wood! assuming he uses it, the charge may either gain 1 progress, or gain the 'world integration' passive!
The Leader increases in power! he summons a sphere, but... oddly, there seems to be a hairline fracture running along its ... girth? is the word girth?... anyway, Does he fix that, or leave it be? or something else entirely?
The Messenger's chargequest runs into the same problem as T - Sheep. when I said they were everywhere, I meant it! They're nibbling on its roots and flowers and things!
Unfortunately, you have already used all 3 of your actions this round on finger of eath, a letter to mordenkainen,and finger of eath. you gain new actions when I post.
A God tries to smite the Godmodder, but the Godmodder mods the Gods God to use its God powers to unGod the God and leave simply a modded Gods God! God is unsuccessful in smiting the Godmodder.
you only get 1/30 because you spent 1 action in your earlier post and one on smiting! you do start building it though.
you have already used all 3 of your actions this round! you gain new actions when I post.
- Purity embodied.
Leader attacks again! 27 damage to th- ah, wait, no, 37 damage, almost mixed that up there- to the Corrupted Rocker Furby! how does a furby have this much blood inside it? I didn't even know furbies had blood!
The Darkness Given Form returns to training. It has a good but not too exceptional training session, gaining 4 Attack! The Darkness Given Soul focuses its ire on the Goblins. from the blackened earth beneath them claw blackened hands as sharp as any of theirs, ripping a third their number to shreds. No antigoblin beasts rise from that dark soil, however; the Darkness is pacing itself, it seems.
tiny skeletons clamber out of the Glass Side of the tetrahedral one and fly away cackling. their voices sound like... faded green?
The Corrupted Rocker Furby attacks Sky High instead of Leader, dealing 22 damage with its 20+2 normal attack damage attack.
The Messenger boosts its regen, and regens! It does not use its 2A from Bloodcurdling roar.
The Taxman baps the Leader in the face for 2 damage, then procrastinates. The Witch baps Sky High for 2 damage, then casts magical spellcraft to multiply that 2 by 6, dealing another 10 damage! The Goblins attack Sky High, dealing 3x8=24 damage!
The Godmodder looks around a bit, then ticks up Infallible Insurance.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-megamaths] Sky High 73/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen.
Leader 85/100 HP, 37A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. 8 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 34A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
Corrupted Rocker Furby 97/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in five! 20+2(for 1 R) normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 145+10/145 HP, +20 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 0+2A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35+10 HP shield! 0.54 charges. 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
The Witch 66+10/66 HP Goblin Group 1/3, Filled Blessings: 1. Spellcraft!A +2A
Goblins 6x8 HP, 1+2x8 A
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 2/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe.
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.
I go to the store and buy some anti rust solution
I apply it to the knives
I then keep enchanting them
May I change it to 50?
4/50
When players get creative.
okay, NOW it's 4/30
I wish (I am not casting wish.) that the taxman doesn't exist
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
Complications: 6/15
Makeshift Weapon: 6.5/10
Duplicity: 1.5/10
Continued Growth: 2/6
(And the tax man still cannot have any of it.)
~~~
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I give Sky High 40 HP, then using my remaining action I begin draining the life from nearby sheep! After all, they're more full of life than the grass!
~~~
The Inventor begins putting the Oak Wood into a series of complicated arrangements - looks like he's currently trying to see what he can make of it.
~~~
Leader decides to leave the small crack be - imperfection begets improvement, after all.He then brings his Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby once more.
~~~
As the sheep eat away at the glowing flowers and ominous grass, their eyes begin glowing. Their feeble minds have been absorbed into the Infinite, and their bodies will now make for good sources of energy. Grass quickly sprouts again as vines begin twisting around the sheep, draining energy from their bodies.
The Infinite gains 20 HP and an additional 5 HP regeneration.
You may change it to whatever number you like, yes.
Since the rust solution was part of the chargequest, doing it progressed your charge as it would if you spent actions on the charge directly! As well, solving the quest grants you 0.55 additional progress!... additional progress that the Taxman subsequently absorbs!
you continue work on your machine gun!
T's solution to the chargequest is inventive... and successful! you gain a choice of +1 progress Or Shepokep Aura for the Complications charge! also, Sky High is healed by 40 HP.
- Purity embodied.
the Inventor tries arranging Oak Wood! He finds that he can make either paper or planks from it easily enough, but it seems like all the uses of planks and paper require secondary resources of some kind...
For leaving the crack be and his attitude towards it, Leader gains your choice of synergy 'least Splintering' or 0.1 charge progress. Note least Splintering applies to Leader, not the charge. least Splintering is overall more beneficial then 0.1 charge progress.
The Infinite attempts to absorb the remaining sheep... but almost all of them are undead. Rather then glowing, the sunken pits of their eyes deepen. Feeble the minds may be, but they are as nuclear waste, hazardous to touch or even look at. So too is the energy that fuels their bodies. The grass sprouts, but then shrivels and dies, bloodred after growing through sheep-flesh. the Zombified Sheep now seem hostile.
Sky High regenerates. Leader Regenerates. Leader attacks for 37 damage. The Furby is barely recognisable...
The Darkness Given Form continues its monotone of training. It has a good [1d20:19] session, gaining 5 Attack! The Darkness Given Soul looks in Leaders direction... a few seconds later, it looks away, focusing instead on the Goblins. there's a sound like shattering glass, and 5 of the Goblins fall to the ground, chunks of their flesh simply Gone. Needless to say, they do not survive.
The Furby attacks Sky High, doing 22 damage! The Messenger gains HP and Regen! The Taxman baps Leader in the face for 2 damage and then reveals the thing it was procrastinating on doing last round was procrastinating, doubling the power of this rounds procrastination!
The Witch spells Craft. 'c, r, a, f, t'. 3+17+1+6+20= 47! At the cost if losing all instances of c,r,a,f, and t in its name and description, he Wih deals a whopping 47+2 damage to Leader!
The Goblins follow suit, dealing 9 damage! The Godmodder ticks up Infallible Insurance to 3.
(Bloodcurdling Roar ends, cutting goblin attack to a third and removing various +10's to health.)
.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-megamaths] Sky High 96/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen.
Leader 35/100 HP, 37A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. 8 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 39A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
Corrupted Rocker Furby 60/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in five! 20+2(for 1 R) normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 165/165 HP, +25 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 0+2A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 1.08 charges. 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
he Wih 66/66 HP Goblin Goup 2/3, illed Blessings: 1. Spell!
Goblins 6x3 HP, 1+2x3 A
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 3/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe.
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.
I cry out in rage, knowing that what the taxman took away, I can never get back.
I recruit an anti Taxman, who combats the Taxman in order to stop him from taxing me!
I also recruit* a Faxman, who will receive my fax's and give them to me! *The Faxman is a unpaid summer intern who is here for the experience! He will start getting fed up when he realizes that I'm not actually letting him do anything important, and just menial work!
Faxman Rebellion: 1/10
(Anti Taxman protects me!)
When players get creative.
the machine gun is now at 7/30.
I whisper under my breath: "why does that stupid taxman exist?"
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
Complications: 7/15
Makeshift Weapon: 7.6/10
Duplicity: 1.5/10
Continued Growth: 4/6
(And the tax man still cannot have any of it.)
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I choose to get +1 Charge.
Okay, nope, nope, nope! There are TOO MANY people attacking at the moment and I cannot keep up with it! I need to take a breather!
Using all three of my actions, I place a BARRIER OF CONVENIENT DISTRACTION around Sky High the Inventor and "Leader," making it so anyone who tries to attack them is conveniently distracted and must attack something else. Any leftover action power goes into healing "Leader."
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The Inventor thinks for a moment... he decides to make some planks for the moment. He'll figure out the rest soonish.
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Leader gains the "Least Splintering" synergy. Worried for his health, he decides to heal himself back up instead of charging this turn. He then brings his Attack down on the Corrupted Rocker Furby - it's gotta die soon, right?
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Despite the large numbers of zombie sheep, the Infinite continues growing. But there's only so far it can go with those Zombie Sheep in the way.
Obviously, there's only one answer:
Kill them all.
The Messenger of the Infinite stands up and begins crushing Zombie Sheep under its feet left and right. What remains will eventually fade and be replaced with The Infinite. And though the Zombie Sheep may resist, they won't make a dent in the stone golem.
The Infinite gains 25 HP and 5 Attack.
You cry out in rage!... why?
You recruit an anti-Taxman! The Anti-Taxman has the magical power to append '(Anti-Taxman protects me from Taxman!)' to the end of all your posts, thereby protecting you from the Taxman, as long as it is alive.
You start a charge about this Faxman of yours! Chargequest generating..... what Faxes is he recieving? do you even have faxes coming in?
The Godmodder magnifies your turning power by 360, making it rotate him fully an unspecified number of times and turning him until he eventually lands right back on the 'is a Godmodder' direction!
The Taxman whispers back "to collect resources from the people of the realm to maintain the functioning of the Godmodderverment"
and I interject "plus some rounds were going by where literally all that was happening was charging, writing the update was like writing 'ok' and following it up with playing against myself"
You create the BARRIER OF CONVENIENT DISTRACTION! it seems like it'll last for just the round, but you have enough power left over to heal Leader by 25 HP! Of course, it's nowhere near strong enough to stop the Godmodder, but he's been rather passive... You also get the sense such barriers will cost more the stronger the reasons enemies have to target you and yours.
- Purity embodied.
The Inventor creates planks... they seem about the right size to whittle into a spear, perhaps?
Leader receives the synergy! Leader also heals himself by 22 HP! The Furby laughs an ear-splitting laugh.It died long ago. but it is not its fate to rest in peace. It never was.
The Messenger crushers the Zombified Sheep! in their remains, they find ten fist-sized green crystals, pristine despite originating from bloody flesh.
Leader attacks the Corrupted Rocker Furby for 37 damage!
The Darkness Given Form continues training... +4A. The Darkness Given Soul kills the rest of the Goblins!
The Corrupted Rocker Furby attacks leeeaaaOH Hey,there's the darkness given form! 20 damage to the Darkness Given Form, which looks at T with annoyance.
The Messenger gains HP and attack as directed.
The Taxman reveals the thing it procrastinated on procrastinating on two rounds ago... was itself procrastination! that's how it was able to procrastinate on procrastinating on it by procrastinating! But next round, Then it'll finish procrastinating and do... something...
he Wih uses Spell! he Spell twenty with the T from The taxman, the W from Wih, the e from the 'five' in the Bloodcurding Roars chargeup, the n from Goblin Goup, the T from Tetrahedral, and the Y from Furby! this lets he ih do 20 damage to Sky hTHe darkness given form!
The Godmodder finishes up Infallible Insurance, then holds it in reserve as insurance.
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[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-Thalai] Anti-Taxman 19/19, appends a sentence!A
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 101/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen.
Leader 90/100 HP, 37A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. 8 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 27/50 HP 43A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
Corrupted Rocker Furb 23/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in fou! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 190/190 HP, +25 HP/R, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. 5A
[AG] he Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 1.08 charges. 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
he ih 66/66 HP Gobli Goup 3/3, illed Blessings: 1. Spell!
Goblins 6x0 HP, 1x0 A
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 4/4 Infallible Insurance 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessed Monumental Whetstone.