Ahahaha. Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- random it's not that big of a deal
A1 = Fleeting Skies I let my magic flow through me... And it changes me. And then I inhale. I inhale more air than you could think. And then I exhale. I exhale a fine mist, a ghostly gray mist, with a tinge of blue. It coalesces into a barrier. In front of ecneserP ehT, who to be honest isn't looking that good.
A2 = What now? I can't be overtaken by apathy. So let's do something shenanigan-y! Hmmm. This is proving rather difficult. You know what, I throw the Stormy Cat at the Toxtricity Cyclone. Yeah! And then, I realize something. Storm + (Storm + Decay) = Decaying Stormy. And now it's time to spread some news! BREAKING NEWS: STORM IS DECAYING
A3 = Let's make more news! You know what, let's make more news! Just like the headline! How to make news... I know! *throws lilies at cats* BREAKING NEWS: LILIES ARE BREAKING CATS I hope I don't break my shift key.
Orders: Tom Sawyer takes control of the Arm of Shenanigizer Macfistypunch! And they make a hand! A saw hand! And with that saw hand, they SWAT the Godmother! Anyways, the saw hand is also very useful for, say, running into and then duplicating. *cough cough clownbatmodder cough* The DEPSF decides that, no, they don't want that. They decide to explore. Like, a lot. Maybe with some Lunar Maps use, idk. It's a very flexible order. Sword Guy storms up to the... Stormy Cat if they're still here, and the Inside-Out Cat if they aren't, and SLAP! there goes some +A/R/R (or, in the case of the Inside-Out Cat, there goes some regen). The Health Altar upgrades Night with less Nightbreath cooldown! Again! The Clerics heal ecneserP ehT, seeing as they're at 27% HP. The Shenanigan sells some merchant stuff! Like a wooden sign that just so happens to both advertise the Shenanigan's shop and have the shape and weight of a hammer! Looks like someone bought it! And used it as a rocket frame! Oh no, it slammed into 's regen! What a tragedy! And what good advertisement for the Shenanigan's shop! Meanwhile, the Shenanigan's merchanting clone merchants up a 'make-your-own-sign-rocket-thing' kit! Amazing! Truly a wonder of advertising! The Dhenanigan, menawhlie, prepares (as in, mkes os tehy cna encat it sa sono as thye're myaor) a law. It's a very mispelled law, of corse, and requires that every torop grows liles in their requied-to-hve-gardin. Uh. What. Just. Happened. I exhale on the Inside-Out Cat again, and a bunch of black question marks appear on them. AAAAAAAND then I self upgrade.
12.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) Mustn't forget
Replying to Simuob: You use abstract time magic to un-time Super-Man's psychic powers.
Replying to Clown: You give Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch a Clown body part.
Replying to ORIGIN: You begin controlling Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch's left kidney, and by 'begin controlling' I mean turn it into your own mini-mech. This deals 50,000 damage to Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch, because you just tore through its stomach. You shoot kidney stones at the Godmother, dealing 100,000 damage!
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You begin controlling Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch's arm, I guess the right one, because you didn't specify which. You turn the mech's hand into a sawhand, and saw all over the Godmother, dealing 100,000 damage to her! Also, you """accidentally""" destroy the Clownbatmodder. Two more take its place.
The CTG Players shoot eye lasers at THE GODMOTHER, and by eye lasers I mean horses, and by horses I mean Reverse-Cthulhus, and by Reverse-Cthulhus I mean... okay, you get the idea, they throw stuff at THE GODMOTHER, dealing 100,000 damage! The Clownbatmodders deal 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. WALUIGI GOLFS WAAN OF ELDRITCH LUIGI'S MOUTHS OFF. Ohio, no longer under Super-Man's rule, suddenly invents matter transmogrification technology. It uses this technology to create a hole in the impenetrable clown wall! THE GODMOTHER has switched the placement of her actions! The clowns are now attacking her regeneration action instead! She spits out a- wait, no she doesn't! She inhales the WAAAMPENETRABLE WALL OF WALUIGI THYME, also inhaling the Clownbatmodders accidentally! THE GODMOTHER is dealt 1,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 950,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Torso, Clown, Left Arm and Legs are vacant [OG] Kidney Macfistypunch: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [AG] OHIO: Advanced Conquest!A [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,601,500 HP, spits out a godmodder every turn, heavily under control, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
Actual CTG Actions:
Action 1: That's even worse! If the Inside-Out Cat has 4 HP bars, that means it has multiple insides and outsides in the same place. It should've gotten telefragged the moment it gained its third HP bar!
I order half the robot army to create more soldiers, and the other half to create a fortress to attack the godmodder and things that are assisting godmodder from
Action one two and three: I spread Christmas cheer
Action 1: I stuff a cigarette down my mouth. I stuff another cigarette down my mouth. I stuff three cigarettes down my mouth. I stuff 40 cigarettes down my mouth. I stuff 50 cigarretes down my mouth.
Action 2: I shove UV flashlights into my eyes. I look around in awe of my perfect vision.
Action 3: I get into the christmas spirit by eating a sentient gingerbread man while his wife and children watch.
Action 1: I stuff a cigarette down my mouth. I stuff another cigarette down my mouth. I stuff three cigarettes down my mouth. I stuff 40 cigarettes down my mouth. I stuff 50 cigarretes down my mouth.
Action 2: I shove UV flashlights into my eyes. I look around in awe of my perfect vision.
Action 3: I get into the christmas spirit by eating a sentient gingerbread man while his wife and children watch.
Ikea usually has somewhat strange actions, often related to poison (these days those are less common) or eating enemies (which is what started the poison thing). If you look at the bottom joebob’s post, you will see that ikea has 2 poison buffs and a dead buff.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
's regen! What a tragedy! And what good advertisement for the Shenanigan's shop!
[clown]:
ecneserP ehT attacks for 435 damage! It then attacks the Healer Cats, killing them and restoring 30 , due to the sudden deaths of several cats, has a bit of Life Force. Not much- but some. New light pulls itself back to the Castle and carves a deep gouge through the nearest wall, stones torn away and shattered to pieces in its wake for a total of 100 damage after DR. With its remaining actions, waves away the rest of the barrier around ecneserP ehT, then creates a The Cancer Cat attacks... for 10 damage! The Robotic Cats attack Sword Guy for 8 damage!
[OG, Yep] Clowns /🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon with Rock Core!(% Complete)1GPSS. Orbitted by the GPSSSS(S)! [AG- Shard III] 1260/2832 HP, 6 DR, 55 Regeneration. 60 Pudding (+10/R), 30 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 15 MINUS(+5/kill). 55 MINUS(+5/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change. Shadow's Refrain.). Poisonous Draining Sores (-10 Regen. +1 intensity per 5 healing received.) Crown: Summons 3 Pathetic Cats/turn. Shenanigans Weakness! 2 Anti-ePT!A
Action 1: Woah, wait a second! I just realized I have the Destroyer! Like the one the Clown from CTG2 has! Well, I guess I should use it. So, the Destroyer's abilities aren't clearly defined, but it did give mortal wounds to shadows, and is technically a shadow, with the darkness and all.
I use the Destroyer to attack !
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 66.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You poison the Godmother even more!
Replying to Clown: You take control of the Clown body part and shoot a CLOWNY RAINBOW BEAM at the Godmother, dealing 110,000 damage!
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You throw sawhand explosions at the Godmother, dealing 90,000 damage!
The CTG Players give SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH a fever and make it headbutt THE GODMOTHER, dealing 100,000 damage! WALUIGI TRAPS COUNTRY LUIGI IN A GAME OF PARADOX MONOPOLY. IT WILL TAKE COUNTRY LUIGI AT LEAST 6 MONTHS TO GET OUT! Ohio buys Baltic Avenue. THE GODMOTHER doesn't spit out a godmodder, but she does create a godmodder! A Mind Controlmodder! The Mind Controlmodder mind-controls the OG bees THE GODMOTHER is controlled by! Controlception! Anyways, the Mind Controlmodder tells the bees to give THE GODMOTHER offensive abilities! THE GODMOTHER is dealt 3,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 950,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant [OG] Kidney Macfistypunch: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,298,500 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
A1: The song goes "You take the moon and you take the sun", so I launch some vague solaroid power essence motes of excellence towards the sun. Let's see how contested ownership of the sun is, I'll take it if nobody else does!
A2: I discover moth-breath, like babies have apparently, and use it to spawn more moths as a breath weapon. Gotta keep up THE MOTHCOUNT.
A3: I derive and re-engineer the Stand Arrow Virus from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, then store copies in virus containers (arrowheads in biohazard boxes) around the moon for research purposes. This makes getting Stands slightly more plausible and possible, so whether or not the Maniac is scamming people becomes weirdly policy-focused on how to accomplish that!
Applicable entities in the weather tab develop a Stand Research Center as a forward base, focusing the various conquests and territorial control attempts between Sneloiv and Mothnen territories. This is also a convenient place to store a bunch of stand virus and instruments for testing compatibility, we'll figure it out later probably. Applicable entities elsewhere finish off the diamonds. If there's action power leftover, they can come to the aid of the castle in case the entities there need evacuation cover or repair cover or something. Other entities act at discretion.
A1 + Dragon Talons = LUNAR LACERATION I channel the power of the moon within me... The energy sparks, crackles, and travels through my body, focused on one point. My talons. And then I fly, faster than a thousand peasants passing things to each other, towards . And I do not stop. I tear/cut deeply into 's skin (that's where the laceration came from). And then I release all the Dragon Talons' pent up energy into it. kaboom.
A2 = MULTIVERSE MACHINE GUN And then, instead of waiting, I proceed to do another attack. I fly into the air (you somehow dislodged yourself? yeah) and summon more than enough portals to shove every projectiles in the history of stories/video games/games/forum games/books/real life/fan fiction through. And that's what I do. Lasers. Bullets. Peas. Candy-corn scythes turned ICBMs. They are all here. One moment they were in their own respective universes, hurtling at a reasonable pace, but now. They've been brought to one of the craziest places in the multiverse. Flying at twelve (thousand) times their usual pace. And kaboom, was hit. And then hit again. And again, and again, andagainandagainandagain You get my point.
A3 = 13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) Let's get back onto this! I conjure up some moon rocks with Lunar magic. I then use them, as well as my other ingredients, to FINALLY perform the Rite of Awakening (at least that's what I think it's called). And as for Skynet, I download some laser/nukes/maps add-ons into their cloud banks.
Orders Tom Sawyer unclenches SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's right hand! Wait, they were clenched before? Well, it doesn't matter because now the saw-hand proceeds to violently explode into pieces! The explosion is channeled into the Godmother! The fragments are also channeled into the Godmother! Also, underneath the (exploded) saw-hand is... another saw-hand. And the cycle repeats. The DEPSF checks Lunar Maps for the name of the mansion, and maybe also Googles it (or whatever search engine dead CTG entities combined with soul fragments use). Sword Guy SLAPs the 's DR because they forgot that it didn't try to high-five them. The Health Altar (as well as the Clerics) stack on each other to INCREASE. They then proceed to take away the HEIGHT that used to be there and replace it with HEALTH and put it on the Castle. The Shenanigan returns from merchanting! And now... it's morbing time. But first, some presents! The Shenanigan gives gifts! And gifts gives! And who knows what else. Their merchanting clone does not return from merchanting! Instead, they calculate their returns, and put it through a paper shredder! It shreds the paper, leaving behind pure numbers! Which are then packaged carefully... in paper. It's a very popular product amongus. Aaaaand the Dhenanigan. It gives a speehc on how the Maniac is... well... a meniac. And they're also mad, whcih means they're alied with , who everyone nkows from the Shenanigan and their merchanting dhenanigans that is bad. The Dhenanigan's laws will remvoe the madess htat is inside you now by eliimnating ! Finally, it's time for me. I breath out. And then around the Castle forms a temporary barrier of mist... get copied, random. that will probably reduce the effectiveness of the action- fine, then I'll just say I'm quoting you or something. And I also self-upgrade. This is the last time I promise.
also i forgot to mention this earlier- it seems that shaping is just restricted actions, and have the same cost and power but less flexibility. you know I probably shouldn't have written that in bold
2: Ho ho ho! Santa Claus is here! He leaves me several presents. These presents are very hard, sturdy, and stone-like, and were conveniently placed where attackers damaged the castle, replacing stones that were destroyed recently. 1: He also deletes one piece of coal, dropping it on top of the godmodder’s head somewhere in the deleted things abyss. The godmodder’s been a very naughty almost-deity this year. Santa then leaves the battlefield.
The performer was also playing christmas songs that entire time.
The new explosive weapon attacks the stormy cat.
The scientist is looking for a way to obtain more gunpowder, so the tinkerers’ creation has more ammo. (.05?/1)
The tinkerers start building a new siege weapon: the ram-launcher! It’s a battering ram, but launched for extra range and power!
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the stormy cat.
The healer and mason both heal the castle. The mason healed it for specifically 3 health. Why is that important? Because 3 is right there, with 3 shaping to make the mason’s 3 better!
Ganlidore casts wall of stone, putting more stone in the castle in places where there used to be hole.
The gardener gardens (.2/1)
Nothing attacks the stormy cat
The weatherman weakens the cyclone.
The fortune-teller begins reading the fortune of the health altar (2 rounds left)
Out of the castle portal walls the royal gift-giver! They give gifts to other entities!
17 - ecneserP ehT recalls THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW into itself. Now, of course, this doesn't actually bring THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW back into it due to the significant alterations made, but due to a sequencing error in the code of reality, the debuffs of ecneserP ehT are split with THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW before it makes the check of if the recall succeeds. Now, when the check fails, the debuffs are lifted again, but they aren't put back on ecneserP ehT, and so its own effects are cut down heavily.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT attacks THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW and tries desperately to heal itself.
Action 1: Woah, wait a second! I just realized I have the Destroyer! Like the one the Clown from CTG2 has! Well, I guess I should use it. So, the Destroyer's abilities aren't clearly defined, but it did give mortal wounds to shadows, and is technically a shadow, with the darkness and all.
I use the Destroyer to attack !
You attack with Destroyer! Here in CTG 1, It's not so much a tool for 'dealing mortal wounds to shadows' as a general tool for Destroying things. 44 damage!
And then I fly, faster than a thousand peasants passing things to each other, towards . And I do not stop. I tear/cut deeply into 's skin (that's where the laceration came from).
And kaboom, was hit. Sword Guy SLAPs the 's DR because they forgot that it didn't try to high-five them. with , who everyone nkows from the Shenanigan and their merchanting dhenanigans that is bad. The Dhenanigan's laws will remvoe the madess htat is inside you now by eliimnating !
You attack for a total of 125 damage!
Meanwhile on the ground, the health altar and clerics heal the Castle for 41 HP. Sword Guy reduces 's DR by 2! ecneserP ehT attacks for 434 damage! It then attacks the ARMED FORCES FOR 98 AND 9 decidedly non-physical (at least, in the relevant sense) method. But this is not to be. Just behind it, already the has recovered from the hasn't made a sound for a while now. In silence, flaps its wing, a cloud of droplets of MINUS- of silence in liquid form- flying out to impact the lightningbolt at the moment of its release. Sound returns to the, and departs the thunderbolt in equal measure-and motion and animation leaves with it. ecneserP ehT then regenerates and decays! carefully walks around and past the spear of lightning frozen in time, reaching the ARMED Then, because the death of the Martyr Cat earlier gave it just enough Life Force to fly, flies to the
[OG, Yep] Clowns /🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon with Rock Core!(% Complete)1GPSS. Orbitted by the GPSSSS(S)! [AG- Shard III] 702²/2832 HP, 4 DR, 55 Regeneration. 70 Pudding (+10/R), 30 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 10 MINUS(+5/kill). 55 MINUS(+5/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change. Shadow's Refrain.). Poisonous Draining Sores (-10 Regen. +1 intensity per 5 healing received.) Crown: Summons 3 Pathetic Cats/turn. Shenanigans Weakness! 4 Anti-ePT!A
I don't know if voting costs an action, but I vote for dhenanigan.
Action 1: I guess my charging was all for naught, because gaining a stand is exactly what I wanted to use it for! Well, whatever, I can always pretend this was a part of my plan. I step into the Devil's Metacarpus, and gain a stand! I shall call it「I KNOW A SONG」!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob: You create an entity with HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!! The Clownbatmodders shouldn't still be there because the Godmother accidentally ate them!
Replying to Clown: You try to take the Godmother's offensive abilities, but fail, because the bees are inside the Godmother!
Replying to ORIGIN: The Mind Controlmodder goes to the bathroom! He will be back next turn.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You deal 100,000 damage to the Godmother by uhuhuh-ing (whatever that means).
The Clownmodder remembers he exists and deals 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER! SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's head spits Schrodinger's cats at THE GODMOTHER, dealing 100,000 damage and 0 damage at the same time! WALUIGI ATTACKS THE GODMOTHER, DEALING ZERO DAMAGE. WAIT, WAAAHT?! THE GODMOTHER used the Waluigi Thyme she ate 2 turns ago to create a Thymemodder. The Thymemodder's only purpose is to trap Waluigi in an endless Paradox Sports Match. THE GODMOTHER deals 70,000 damage to SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH. THE GODMOTHER is dealt 9,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 880,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant [OG] Kidney Macfistypunch: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match! [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,079,000 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
A1: I throw one of those JoJo statistical hexagon clocks at the Mountainmodder to gauge stand parameters.
A2 + A3: I have the incarnation of Bri'ishness take over the Bri'ish section of the battlefield, causing complex dual sovereignty fraud to give death insurance to allies and emotional damage to my enemies.
Entities act at discretion. They can also diss at discretion if they want to write a diss track.
Ahahaha. Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- random it's not that big of a deal
A1 = Fleeting Skies
I let my magic flow through me...
And it changes me.
And then I inhale.
I inhale more air than you could think.
And then I exhale.
I exhale a fine mist, a ghostly gray mist, with a tinge of blue.
It coalesces into a barrier.
In front of ecneserP ehT, who to be honest isn't looking that good.
A2 = What now?
I can't be overtaken by apathy.
So let's do something shenanigan-y!
Hmmm. This is proving rather difficult.
You know what, I throw the Stormy Cat at the Toxtricity Cyclone.
Yeah! And then, I realize something. Storm + (Storm + Decay) = Decaying Stormy.
And now it's time to spread some news!
BREAKING NEWS: STORM IS DECAYING
A3 = Let's make more news!
You know what, let's make more news!
Just like the headline!
How to make news...
I know!
*throws lilies at cats*
BREAKING NEWS: LILIES ARE BREAKING CATS
I hope I don't break my shift key.
Orders:
's regen! What a tragedy! And what good advertisement for the Shenanigan's shop! Meanwhile, the Shenanigan's merchanting clone merchants up a 'make-your-own-sign-rocket-thing' kit! Amazing! Truly a wonder of advertising!
Tom Sawyer takes control of the Arm of Shenanigizer Macfistypunch! And they make a hand! A saw hand! And with that saw hand, they SWAT the Godmother! Anyways, the saw hand is also very useful for, say, running into and then duplicating. *cough cough clownbatmodder cough*
The DEPSF decides that, no, they don't want that. They decide to explore. Like, a lot. Maybe with some Lunar Maps use, idk. It's a very flexible order.
Sword Guy storms up to the... Stormy Cat if they're still here, and the Inside-Out Cat if they aren't, and SLAP! there goes some +A/R/R (or, in the case of the Inside-Out Cat, there goes some regen).
The Health Altar upgrades Night with less Nightbreath cooldown! Again!
The Clerics heal ecneserP ehT, seeing as they're at 27% HP.
The Shenanigan sells some merchant stuff! Like a wooden sign that just so happens to both advertise the Shenanigan's shop and have the shape and weight of a hammer! Looks like someone bought it! And used it as a rocket frame! Oh no, it slammed into
The Dhenanigan, menawhlie, prepares (as in, mkes os tehy cna encat it sa sono as thye're myaor) a law. It's a very mispelled law, of corse, and requires that every torop grows liles in their requied-to-hve-gardin.
Uh. What. Just. Happened. I exhale on the Inside-Out Cat again, and a bunch of black question marks appear on them.
AAAAAAAND then I self upgrade.
12.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) Mustn't forget
there should be a ctg wiki
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
You use abstract time magic to un-time Super-Man's psychic powers.
Replying to Clown:
You give Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch a Clown body part.
Replying to ORIGIN:
You begin controlling Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch's left kidney, and by 'begin controlling' I mean turn it into your own mini-mech. This deals 50,000 damage to Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch, because you just tore through its stomach.
You shoot kidney stones at the Godmother, dealing 100,000 damage!
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You begin controlling Shenaniganizer Macfistypunch's arm, I guess the right one, because you didn't specify which.
You turn the mech's hand into a sawhand, and saw all over the Godmother, dealing 100,000 damage to her! Also, you """accidentally""" destroy the Clownbatmodder. Two more take its place.
The CTG Players shoot eye lasers at THE GODMOTHER, and by eye lasers I mean horses, and by horses I mean Reverse-Cthulhus, and by Reverse-Cthulhus I mean... okay, you get the idea, they throw stuff at THE GODMOTHER, dealing 100,000 damage!
The Clownbatmodders deal 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
WALUIGI GOLFS WAAN OF ELDRITCH LUIGI'S MOUTHS OFF.
Ohio, no longer under Super-Man's rule, suddenly invents matter transmogrification technology. It uses this technology to create a hole in the impenetrable clown wall!
THE GODMOTHER has switched the placement of her actions! The clowns are now attacking her regeneration action instead!
She spits out a- wait, no she doesn't! She inhales the WAAAMPENETRABLE WALL OF WALUIGI THYME, also inhaling the Clownbatmodders accidentally!
THE GODMOTHER is dealt 1,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 950,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Torso, Clown, Left Arm and Legs are vacant
[OG] Kidney Macfistypunch: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[AG] OHIO: Advanced Conquest!A
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,601,500 HP, spits out a godmodder every turn, heavily under control, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
Actual CTG Actions:
Action 1: That's even worse! If the Inside-Out Cat has 4 HP bars, that means it has multiple insides and outsides in the same place. It should've gotten telefragged the moment it gained its third HP bar!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 64.34/100
I order half the robot army to create more soldiers, and the other half to create a fortress to attack the godmodder and things that are assisting godmodder from
Action one two and three: I spread Christmas cheer
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
1-3. Our church is built on faith. Literally. The building is made of solid faith. It is surprisingly durable.
Church of Godmodder opposition 5/30
Action 1: I stuff a cigarette down my mouth. I stuff another cigarette down my mouth. I stuff three cigarettes down my mouth. I stuff 40 cigarettes down my mouth. I stuff 50 cigarretes down my mouth.
Action 2: I shove UV flashlights into my eyes. I look around in awe of my perfect vision.
Action 3: I get into the christmas spirit by eating a sentient gingerbread man while his wife and children watch.
😐😐🤢🤢🤮🤮
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MY INFO
Ikea usually has somewhat strange actions, often related to poison (these days those are less common) or eating enemies (which is what started the poison thing). If you look at the bottom joebob’s post, you will see that ikea has 2 poison buffs and a dead buff.
My actions are coming soon
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I use all of my actions to make bats useless. The performer inspires me while I do this
The explosive gunpowder thing fires at the inside-out cat. The catapult, knights, and archers do the same.
The scientist sees the results, and tries to figure out if there’s another way to get the stuff (.05/1)
The tinkerers tinker (.16/1)
The gardener grows another plant (.1/1)
The fortune teller reads the fortune of shenanigan. It sees…
The shenanigan shenanigans all over the AG side, and several AG entities die of shenaniganery.
Nothing attacks the inside-out cat
The weatherman helps the atmosphere finish the cyclone
The healer heals sword guy, the mason repairs the castle
Ganlidore casts haste on ecneserP ehT, temporarily making it even stronger!
Out of the castle portal walks another archer
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
[clown]:
ecneserP ehT attacks
and shattered to pieces in its wake for a total of 100 damage after DR.
With its remaining actions,
The Cancer Cat attacks...
[OG, Yep] Clowns
[AG- Shard III]
Action 1: Woah, wait a second! I just realized I have the Destroyer! Like the one the Clown from CTG2 has! Well, I guess I should use it.
is technically a shadow, with the darkness and all.
So, the Destroyer's abilities aren't clearly defined, but it did give mortal wounds to shadows, and
I use the Destroyer to attack
!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 66.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You poison the Godmother even more!
Replying to Clown:
You take control of the Clown body part and shoot a CLOWNY RAINBOW BEAM at the Godmother, dealing 110,000 damage!
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You throw sawhand explosions at the Godmother, dealing 90,000 damage!
The CTG Players give SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH a fever and make it headbutt THE GODMOTHER, dealing 100,000 damage!
WALUIGI TRAPS COUNTRY LUIGI IN A GAME OF PARADOX MONOPOLY. IT WILL TAKE COUNTRY LUIGI AT LEAST 6 MONTHS TO GET OUT!
Ohio buys Baltic Avenue.
THE GODMOTHER doesn't spit out a godmodder, but she does create a godmodder! A Mind Controlmodder!
The Mind Controlmodder mind-controls the OG bees THE GODMOTHER is controlled by! Controlception!
Anyways, the Mind Controlmodder tells the bees to give THE GODMOTHER offensive abilities!
THE GODMOTHER is dealt 3,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 950,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant
[OG] Kidney Macfistypunch: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,298,500 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
A1: The song goes "You take the moon and you take the sun", so I launch some vague solaroid power essence motes of excellence towards the sun. Let's see how contested ownership of the sun is, I'll take it if nobody else does!
A2: I discover moth-breath, like babies have apparently, and use it to spawn more moths as a breath weapon. Gotta keep up THE MOTHCOUNT.
A3: I derive and re-engineer the Stand Arrow Virus from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, then store copies in virus containers (arrowheads in biohazard boxes) around the moon for research purposes. This makes getting Stands slightly more plausible and possible, so whether or not the Maniac is scamming people becomes weirdly policy-focused on how to accomplish that!
Applicable entities in the weather tab develop a Stand Research Center as a forward base, focusing the various conquests and territorial control attempts between Sneloiv and Mothnen territories. This is also a convenient place to store a bunch of stand virus and instruments for testing compatibility, we'll figure it out later probably. Applicable entities elsewhere finish off the diamonds. If there's action power leftover, they can come to the aid of the castle in case the entities there need evacuation cover or repair cover or something. Other entities act at discretion.
I send the robotic army to find and obtain resources to bring back to me
Action one, two and three: I create and expand a fortress for the robotic army
Action four: use the resources the robotic army found to create more robotic soldiers
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I'll let those advertisements pile up until...
A1 + Dragon Talons = LUNAR LACERATION
.
's skin (that's where the laceration came from).
I channel the power of the moon within me...
The energy sparks, crackles, and travels through my body, focused on one point.
My talons.
And then I fly, faster than a thousand peasants passing things to each other, towards
And I do not stop. I tear/cut deeply into
And then I release all the Dragon Talons' pent up energy into it.
kaboom.
A2 = MULTIVERSE MACHINE GUN
was hit.
And then, instead of waiting, I proceed to do another attack.
I fly into the air (you somehow dislodged yourself? yeah) and summon more than enough portals to shove every projectiles in the history of stories/video games/games/forum games/books/real life/fan fiction through.
And that's what I do.
Lasers. Bullets. Peas. Candy-corn scythes turned ICBMs.
They are all here.
One moment they were in their own respective universes, hurtling at a reasonable pace, but now.
They've been brought to one of the craziest places in the multiverse.
Flying at twelve (thousand) times their usual pace.
And kaboom,
And then hit again. And again, and again, andagainandagainandagain
You get my point.
A3 = 13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
Let's get back onto this!
I conjure up some moon rocks with Lunar magic.
I then use them, as well as my other ingredients, to FINALLY perform the Rite of Awakening (at least that's what I think it's called).
And as for Skynet, I download some laser/nukes/maps add-ons into their cloud banks.
Orders
's DR because they forgot that it didn't try to high-five them.
, who everyone nkows from the Shenanigan and their merchanting dhenanigans that 
is bad. The Dhenanigan's laws will remvoe the madess htat is inside you now by eliimnating 
!
Tom Sawyer unclenches SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's right hand!
Wait, they were clenched before?
Well, it doesn't matter because now the saw-hand proceeds to violently explode into pieces!
The explosion is channeled into the Godmother!
The fragments are also channeled into the Godmother!
Also, underneath the (exploded) saw-hand is... another saw-hand.
And the cycle repeats.
The DEPSF checks Lunar Maps for the name of the mansion, and maybe also Googles it (or whatever search engine dead CTG entities combined with soul fragments use).
Sword Guy SLAPs the
The Health Altar (as well as the Clerics) stack on each other to INCREASE. They then proceed to take away the HEIGHT that used to be there and replace it with HEALTH and put it on the Castle.
The Shenanigan returns from merchanting! And now... it's morbing time. But first, some presents! The Shenanigan gives gifts! And gifts gives! And who knows what else.
Their merchanting clone does not return from merchanting! Instead, they calculate their returns, and put it through a paper shredder! It shreds the paper, leaving behind pure numbers! Which are then packaged carefully... in paper. It's a very popular product amongus.
Aaaaand the Dhenanigan. It gives a speehc on how the Maniac is... well... a meniac. And they're also mad, whcih means they're alied with
Finally, it's time for me. I breath out. And then around the Castle forms a temporary barrier of mist... get copied, random.
that will probably reduce the effectiveness of the action- fine, then I'll just say I'm quoting you or something.
And I also self-upgrade. This is the last time I promise.
also i forgot to mention this earlier- it seems that shaping is just restricted actions, and have the same cost and power but less flexibility.
you know I probably shouldn't have written that in bold
there should be a ctg wiki
2: Ho ho ho! Santa Claus is here! He leaves me several presents. These presents are very hard, sturdy, and stone-like, and were conveniently placed where attackers damaged the castle, replacing stones that were destroyed recently. 1: He also deletes one piece of coal, dropping it on top of the godmodder’s head somewhere in the deleted things abyss. The godmodder’s been a very naughty almost-deity this year. Santa then leaves the battlefield.
The performer was also playing christmas songs that entire time.
The new explosive weapon attacks the stormy cat.
The scientist is looking for a way to obtain more gunpowder, so the tinkerers’ creation has more ammo. (.05?/1)
The tinkerers start building a new siege weapon: the ram-launcher! It’s a battering ram, but launched for extra range and power!
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the stormy cat.
The healer and mason both heal the castle. The mason healed it for specifically 3 health. Why is that important? Because 3 is right there, with 3 shaping to make the mason’s 3 better!
Ganlidore casts wall of stone, putting more stone in the castle in places where there used to be hole.
The gardener gardens (.2/1)
Nothing attacks the stormy cat
The weatherman weakens the cyclone.
The fortune-teller begins reading the fortune of the health altar (2 rounds left)
Out of the castle portal walls the royal gift-giver! They give gifts to other entities!
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Action 1: I eat the Gingerbread Wife's children, very loudly and slowly.
Action 2: I eat a copy of Sonic 06. Truly the worst poison.
Action 3: A charging.
17 - ecneserP ehT recalls THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW into itself. Now, of course, this doesn't actually bring THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW back into it due to the significant alterations made, but due to a sequencing error in the code of reality, the debuffs of ecneserP ehT are split with THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW before it makes the check of if the recall succeeds. Now, when the check fails, the debuffs are lifted again, but they aren't put back on ecneserP ehT, and so its own effects are cut down heavily.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT attacks THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW and tries desperately to heal itself.
You attack
with Destroyer! Here in CTG 1, It's not so much a tool for 'dealing mortal wounds to shadows' as a general tool for Destroying things. 44 damage!
[clown]:
ORIGIN:
You attack
for a total of 125 damage!
's DR by 2!
for 434 damage! It then attacks the ARMED FORCES FOR 98 AND 9
has recovered from the
hasn't made a sound for a while now. In silence, 
flaps its wing, a cloud of droplets of MINUS- of silence in liquid form- flying out to impact the lightningbolt at the moment of its release. Sound returns to the
, and departs the thunderbolt in equal measure-and motion and animation leaves with it.
carefully walks around and past the spear of lightning frozen in time, reaching the ARMED
flies to the
/🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon with Rock Core!(
% Complete)1GPSS. Orbitted by the GPSSSS(S)!
702
²/2832 HP, 4 DR, 55
Regeneration. 70 Pudding (+10/R), 30 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 10 MINUS(+5/kill). 55 MINUS(+5/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change. Shadow's Refrain.). Poisonous Draining Sores (-10 Regen. +1 intensity per 5 healing received.) Crown: Summons 3 Pathetic Cats/turn. Shenanigans Weakness! 4 Anti-ePT!A
Meanwhile on the ground, the health altar and clerics heal the Castle for 41 HP.
Sword Guy reduces
ecneserP ehT attacks
decidedly non-physical (at least, in the relevant sense) method. But this is not to be. Just behind it, already the
ecneserP ehT then regenerates and decays!
Then, because the death of the Martyr Cat earlier gave it just enough Life Force to fly,
[OG, Yep] Clowns
[AG- Shard III]
I don't know if voting costs an action, but I vote for dhenanigan.
Action 1: I guess my charging was all for naught, because gaining a stand is exactly what I wanted to use it for! Well, whatever, I can always pretend this was a part of my plan.
I step into the Devil's Metacarpus, and gain a stand! I shall call it「I KNOW A SONG」!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
You create an entity with HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!!
The Clownbatmodders shouldn't still be there because the Godmother accidentally ate them!
Replying to Clown:
You try to take the Godmother's offensive abilities, but fail, because the bees are inside the Godmother!
Replying to ORIGIN:
The Mind Controlmodder goes to the bathroom! He will be back next turn.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You deal 100,000 damage to the Godmother by uhuhuh-ing (whatever that means).
The Clownmodder remembers he exists and deals 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER!
SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's head spits Schrodinger's cats at THE GODMOTHER, dealing 100,000 damage and 0 damage at the same time!
WALUIGI ATTACKS THE GODMOTHER, DEALING ZERO DAMAGE.
WAIT, WAAAHT?!
THE GODMOTHER used the Waluigi Thyme she ate 2 turns ago to create a Thymemodder. The Thymemodder's only purpose is to trap Waluigi in an endless Paradox Sports Match.
THE GODMOTHER deals 70,000 damage to SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH.
THE GODMOTHER is dealt 9,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 880,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant
[OG] Kidney Macfistypunch: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match!
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,079,000 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
I vote for the dhenanigan.
A1: I throw one of those JoJo statistical hexagon clocks at the Mountainmodder to gauge stand parameters.
A2 + A3: I have the incarnation of Bri'ishness take over the Bri'ish section of the battlefield, causing complex dual sovereignty fraud to give death insurance to allies and emotional damage to my enemies.
Entities act at discretion. They can also diss at discretion if they want to write a diss track.
Action one: I research ways to improve the fortress and robotic army fast
Action two: I build a giant laser cannon
Action three: I build another giant laser cannon
Orders:
Robotic army to train and improve fighting capability, useing the weapons and tanks that I have made in the past, including the giant laser cannon
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented