"No. I'm not playing any games for this artifact. If you want it, you'll pay for it in charge, or maybe I'll just destroy it instead. Normally I'd just tell you to go GORILLA yourself but you are, unfortunately, a valid customer and as such capable of purchasing anything I have for sale."
9.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit: Wooby: 3.20 Books: 1.2 Redrover: 1
GODMODDER: Well, I could just... you know... steal INo you won't. shopkeeper guy got it fair and square.
Nolegs heal minion cops and cat dash creation, angsty army and crusher destroy mush, hatsune buff books again, reaper slime swirl, Howard continue with course and try and aim a rocket at the masterwork guards, cops throw potatoes at guards if they aren't already dead, and at creation if the are. Frowning at my lack of springs, I instead just casually sprout some wings and fly up to the space station. I begin repairing it and ask if the deva would help and stop just being all confused and stuff.
only one action for Nolegs! cat dash is multi-target though, so it'll be healing. continuing with the course takes howards action. other then that, orders given. you fly up to the space station, somehow... but as established, you're too heavy for its floors with all your ANGST. you fall back through it, nullifying the repairs with equal damage. [Action power: 0.75]
The shopkeeper waits for the Godmodder's response.
11.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit: Wooby: 3.20 Books: 1.2 Redrover: 1
GODMODDER: Angry grumbling noises GODMODDER: Alright, Fine. I'll pay up to one of my actions for the Στεφάνης του στέμματος relic.
do you take the deal? [OOC: since dictating your characters actions is bad, I changed the Godmodders actions to try to steal it first, so he'd not have made the offer by the time you where waiting for his offer, making it valid for you to be waiting for the offer.] EORR The space station can't charge! all the employes got evicted due to the danger! Crusher and the Gothic angst army do 30 damage to the mush, killing it. Crusher also doomsays. "The Godmodder failed to steal from piono due to having no skill, but if he just trys a few more times he'll become skillful, and be able to steal it! We need to get 100 charges and make theft impossible or the Godmodder will get the magufin!"
The reaper uses Slime Swirl! 12 basic slimes summoned! The lesser and NO elemental have no orders, and idle! The magnet gets out of the hole! the positive magnet pullllls on the space station, but the Deva counters the attack! The negative magnet heals the positive magnet, and takes damage itself!
The Godmodder starts a charge. called stored action. it's already full, he's just holding it. it's a 1-charge.
The eishalon mask radiates power...
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP1/1 stored action [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 80 HP. 10 Attack. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -80 HP. -10 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 16% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1 (stalled until regulations met)! high up. Wooby's property. Too dangerous to keep functioning (rickety railings, leaky airlocks, rusty, no on-workplace fire exit! (-10% integrity per turn until safe)) [A] Armoured slime reaper 120/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in 3! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12 [Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of griefdown and out. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof.How to calculate your facebook net worth is... [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. [OG] Fortress 223 hp 32.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 022 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 17.3/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
[AG?]mushroomy undead (lower half of basilisk! 1 turns of improvement! stunned, unstated.) mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -10/ -10 No circulation(0.70 actioning, 0.65 next action), has Eishalon mask! Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
You climb the wall. you climb the wall so well, you're able to stand on top of the wall. you're pretty high up... Nolegs heals the copcar. Howard shoots the guards for 8 damage, 2 to the creation and 2 to the field.
Hatsune buffs books' next action. The guards keep maintaining the traps. The creation uses Extra Trap and 12 CP. ... Nothing happens?
The roombas make the wall bigger and some die.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1[Books](atop wall) trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3 [AG] Godmodder's creation 106(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 10 HP x1 +2HP 0 AC 0Ax2 (stance: Trap maintenance) [A] Energy field 324HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
"Make it two and we've got a deal. I can't convert Godmodder actions into Player charge, so I've got to have a larger chunk of the stuff for it to be useful to me."
You know what... it's not worth it. I cast of all my gloomy stuff and rub out all my cosmetics. I tell the angsty army life is still worth living and death is... well, death is still inevitable, but it's a long way away! So go out and have a nice day!!! I use my wings to fly back up and being not heavy this time, I am able to stay up! I do a fix all the things that are making it unsafe.
Howard blow up guards and not continue with course, nolegs heal cops and hatsune buff books again. Everyone else beat up the creation. Slimes and reaper attack godmodder I guess?
"Make it two and we've got a deal. I can't convert Godmodder actions into Player charge, so I've got to have a larger chunk of the stuff for it to be useful to me."
12.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit: Wooby: 3.20 Books: 1.2 Redrover: 1
GODMODDER: No, one is as high as I can go. Maybe I'd pay two for the mask, but just the relic? no. (OOC: The godmodder has more uses for the mask then the relic, while players have the ability to use the relic more freely.)
You know what... it's not worth it. I cast of all my gloomy stuff and rub out all my cosmetics. I tell the angsty army life is still worth living and death is... well, death is still inevitable, but it's a long way away! So go out and have a nice day!!! I use my wings to fly back up and being not heavy this time, I am able to stay up! I do a fix all the things that are making it unsafe.
Howard blow up guards and not continue with course, nolegs heal cops and hatsune buff books again. Everyone else beat up the creation. Slimes and reaper attack godmodder I guess?
you feel a powerful negative permonition before doing that. you will need to confirm in order to remove your GLOOM.
I cast major image, making what I assume to be the Godmodder's Mother. Then, I try to throw my voice as I make the image talk.
"Godmodder.... what are you doing?"
GODMODDER: Working hard on the plan, you know.... "Godmodders" "mother": So what about that email I sent you? GODMODDER: I ignored it so I could be a worse person, dear illusion who lies through their teeth. the illusion then violently explodes. I definitely had a reason for it exploding, but I don't remember it any more.
Woosh fix Lazor. FIXX. I don the weird mask thing.
you clean off the rust, and don the Eishalon Mask. it immediately molds onto your face- you won't be able to take it off without damaging it. When you take off the mask, it will be damaged and take 4 rounds to recover before it can be worn again. If you wear the mask continually for too long, it will provide your next action with massive buffs, then be unusable for probably 20? rounds. If you get hit by a strong enough attack while the mask is repairing itself (and it has more then 2 turns of repairs left), the repair length will either rise proportionally to the attack, or the mask will break. While the mask is worn, you will get semi-random buffs each action. currently, these are: Circulation I Self-levitation I Emotional control I. With your circulation boosted, your AP rises to 0.70, as if you had undone the rings-on-blood-vessels thing.
Books unfortunately gave 0 charge this last time. tough luck, books. JOE changed his mind, it was .2.
14.4/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit: Wooby: 3.20 Books: 1.4 Redrover: 1
u do da tings.
EORR The Orbital light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite takes 10% damage, as it doesn't have a fire exit yet! The Slime reaper and its slimes start rumbling their way towards the Godmodder... but he places a house between them! then he places a lantern in the house! The reaper will be able to get through the house, but the lantern will spell doom for it! oh no! Crusher has no orders, so he just doomsays. "The Godmodder said he was doing something in order to be a horrible person, which isn't a justification JOE would allow, so clearly he gains power from being evil... but it doesn't take much to be arbitrarilly evil... so... Frantic scribbling... WE NEED TO MAKE A PROJECT CHARGE TO LINK RP DIRECTLY TO MECHANICS OR THE GODMODDER'LL JUST TORTURE RANDOM PEASANTS UNTIL HE GAINS INFINITE POWER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The elemental and general still don't know what to do! so they idle. The Giant bar magnet doesn't seem to be getting hurt... probably because not one person has actually attacked it! unless putting it in a hole was supposed to be an attack. the positive magnet steals crushers pitchfork, and the negative magnet heals the positive magnet. The Deva adds a fire exit to the station. The Godmodder doubles the magnets attack, which still leaves their average attack at 0, so its completely fair to do it and throw a snowball at the space station at the same time. but this isn't just any snowball. this is a climate change snowball. if it gets broken/melted/weakened, it's a climate changed. if it gets reinforced, the climate changed. if nothing happens, the climate is maintaining its changed state. it's completely impossible to disprove! (Note: I've met some people that, as long as you wait a day between asking whether a given outcome proves climate change, will assert every one of these statements.)
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP1/1 stored action [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 90 HP. 20 Attack. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -90 HP. -20 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 6% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1! (unstaffed, stalled until staffed) high up. Wooby's property. [A] Armoured slime reaper 120/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in 2! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12 (house-lantern between self and Godmodder!) [Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of griefdown and out. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Take the number of facebook friends you have multiply that by the total number of average likes you get on your posts per day [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. [OG] Fortress 223 hp 32.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 022 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 24.1/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
[AG?]mushroomy undead (lower half of basilisk! 2 turns of improvement! stunned, unstatted.) mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids conform-ation -10/ -10 Circulation I(0.70 actioning, 0.75 next action), self-levitation I, emotional manipulation I wearing Eishalon mask (1)! Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? ("relic") Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
Churg. I survey the area ahead of me to see what's left.
Hm.... you see two trapped paths, 1 room that locks once entered, 1 network of lava keeping those things workng, a ton of roombas, some demons and 5 spike pits. beyond that, there's a short walk to... whatever's in the energy field.
Howard kills a guard and wounds the other, does 2 damage to the field and 2 to the creation. the cops are now full health. books gets buffed. the minions then whack the creation for 8 damage (aided by nolegs)
The creation encases the lava network in metal, keeping people from breaking it as easily, for 4 CP.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1[Books](atop wall) trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3 [AG] Godmodder's creation 106(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 4 HP 0 AC 0A (stance: Trap maintenance) [A] Energy field 322HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
Imma confirm to remove gloom, then fix fire exit and recruit peopleses.
Minions have enough Attack to kill guards, so do that. Support minions buff books. Slime and crusher punch magnet I guess? Mini slimes start making a magic slime ladder up to the space station. @aisenberg Erm...why are you stabbing my slime reaper? Howard blow up creation.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I climb the wall.
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Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
WOO repairs
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
What? He isn't? Saddened by this knowledge, I continue fixing the LAZOR.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeeper waits for the Godmodder's response.
11.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.20
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
you charge.
you charge.
GODMODDER: Alright, Fine. I'll pay up to one of my actions for the Στεφάνης του στέμματος relic.
[OOC: since dictating your characters actions is bad, I changed the Godmodders actions to try to steal it first, so he'd not have made the offer by the time you where waiting for his offer, making it valid for you to be waiting for the offer.]
EORR
The space station can't charge! all the employes got evicted due to the danger!
Crusher and the Gothic angst army do 30 damage to the mush, killing it.
Crusher also doomsays. "The Godmodder failed to steal from piono due to having no skill, but if he just trys a few more times he'll become skillful, and be able to steal it! We need to get 100 charges and make theft impossible or the Godmodder will get the magufin!"
The magnet gets out of the hole! the positive magnet pullllls on the space station, but the Deva counters the attack! The negative magnet heals the positive magnet, and takes damage itself!
The eishalon mask radiates power...
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP 1/1 stored action
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 80 HP. 10 Attack. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -80 HP. -10 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 16% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1 (stalled until regulations met)! high up. Wooby's property. Too dangerous to keep functioning (rickety railings, leaky airlocks, rusty, no on-workplace fire exit! (-10% integrity per turn until safe))
[A] Armoured slime reaper 120/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in 3! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12
[Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief down and out.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. How to calculate your facebook net worth is...
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff.
[OG] Fortress 223 hp 32.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 0 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 17.3/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -10/ -10 No circulation(0.70 actioning, 0.65 next action), has Eishalon mask!
Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing?
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
Nolegs heals the copcar. Howard shoots the guards for 8 damage, 2 to the creation and 2 to the field.
The guards keep maintaining the traps. The creation uses Extra Trap and 12 CP.
...
Nothing happens?
The roombas make the wall bigger and some die.
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1[Books](atop wall) trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3
[AG] Godmodder's creation 106(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 10 HP x1 +2HP 0 AC 0Ax2 (stance: Trap maintenance)
[A] Energy field 324HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
"Make it two and we've got a deal. I can't convert Godmodder actions into Player charge, so I've got to have a larger chunk of the stuff for it to be useful to me."
12.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.20
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
You know what... it's not worth it. I cast of all my gloomy stuff and rub out all my cosmetics. I tell the angsty army life is still worth living and death is... well, death is still inevitable, but it's a long way away! So go out and have a nice day!!! I use my wings to fly back up and being not heavy this time, I am able to stay up! I do a fix all the things that are making it unsafe.
Howard blow up guards and not continue with course, nolegs heal cops and hatsune buff books again. Everyone else beat up the creation. Slimes and reaper attack godmodder I guess?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I finish repairing the LAZOR in accordance to safety standards and I recruit some more employees.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The Shopkeeper prepares to put the item on sale if the Godmodder doesn't pay for it.
13.20/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.20
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
Churg. I survey the area ahead of me to see what's left.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Woosh fix Lazor. FIXX. I don the weird mask thing.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I create a second generator that takes thermal energy from magma underground and converts it into power.
Books unfortunately gave 0 charge this last time. tough luck, books.JOE changed his mind, it was .2.14.4/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.20
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Fudge, i just lost all the resposes when i quoted books. Siiiiiiigh
(OOC: The godmodder has more uses for the mask then the relic, while players have the ability to use the relic more freely.)
"Godmodders" "mother": So what about that email I sent you?
GODMODDER: I ignored it so I could be a worse person, dear illusion who lies through their teeth.
the illusion then violently explodes.
I definitely had a reason for it exploding, but I don't remember it any more.
When you take off the mask, it will be damaged and take 4 rounds to recover before it can be worn again.
If you wear the mask continually for too long, it will provide your next action with massive buffs, then be unusable for probably 20? rounds.
If you get hit by a strong enough attack while the mask is repairing itself (and it has more then 2 turns of repairs left), the repair length will either rise proportionally to the attack, or the mask will break.
While the mask is worn, you will get semi-random buffs each action. currently, these are:
Circulation I
Self-levitation I
Emotional control I.
With your circulation boosted, your AP rises to 0.70, as if you had undone the rings-on-blood-vessels thing.
The Orbital light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite takes 10% damage, as it doesn't have a fire exit yet!
The Slime reaper and its slimes start rumbling their way towards the Godmodder... but he places a house between them! then he places a lantern in the house! The reaper will be able to get through the house, but the lantern will spell doom for it! oh no!
Crusher has no orders, so he just doomsays. "The Godmodder said he was doing something in order to be a horrible person, which isn't a justification JOE would allow, so clearly he gains power from being evil... but it doesn't take much to be arbitrarilly evil... so... Frantic scribbling... WE NEED TO MAKE A PROJECT CHARGE TO LINK RP DIRECTLY TO MECHANICS OR THE GODMODDER'LL JUST TORTURE RANDOM PEASANTS UNTIL HE GAINS INFINITE POWER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The elemental and general still don't know what to do! so they idle.
The Giant bar magnet doesn't seem to be getting hurt... probably because not one person has actually attacked it! unless putting it in a hole was supposed to be an attack. the positive magnet steals crushers pitchfork, and the negative magnet heals the positive magnet.
The Deva adds a fire exit to the station.
The Godmodder doubles the magnets attack, which still leaves their average attack at 0, so its completely fair to do it and throw a snowball at the space station at the same time. but this isn't just any snowball. this is a climate change snowball. if it gets broken/melted/weakened, it's a climate changed. if it gets reinforced, the climate changed. if nothing happens, the climate is maintaining its changed state. it's completely impossible to disprove!
(Note: I've met some people that, as long as you wait a day between asking whether a given outcome proves climate change, will assert every one of these statements.)
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP 1/1 stored action
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 90 HP. 20 Attack. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -90 HP. -20 Attack. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 60 HP
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 6% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1! (unstaffed, stalled until staffed) high up. Wooby's property.
[A] Armoured slime reaper 120/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in 2! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12 (house-lantern between self and Godmodder!)
[Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief down and out.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Take the number of facebook friends you have multiply that by the total number of average likes you get on your posts per day
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff.
[OG] Fortress 223 hp 32.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 0 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 24.1/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids conform-ation -10/ -10 Circulation I(0.70 actioning, 0.75 next action), self-levitation I, emotional manipulation I wearing Eishalon mask (1)!
Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? ("relic")
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
Howard kills a guard and wounds the other, does 2 damage to the field and 2 to the creation.
The creation encases the lava network in metal, keeping people from breaking it as easily, for 4 CP.the cops are now full health. books gets buffed. the minions then whack the creation for 8 damage (aided by nolegs)
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1[Books](atop wall) trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3
[AG] Godmodder's creation 106(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[AG] Lesser Masterwork guard 4 HP 0 AC 0A (stance: Trap maintenance)
[A] Energy field 322HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
The shopkeeper puts the sphere on display.
15.4/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.20
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Shop items:
Eishalon Sphere: 10 charge.
Imma confirm to remove gloom, then fix fire exit and recruit peopleses.
Minions have enough Attack to kill guards, so do that. Support minions buff books. Slime and crusher punch magnet I guess? Mini slimes start making a magic slime ladder up to the space station. @aisenberg Erm...why are you stabbing my slime reaper? Howard blow up creation.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."