The glue has set! I quickly reinforce the entire staff with some flex tape that I looted from the dead GOLIATH and weave some magic spells over it all.
10/10 for chromatic thing!!!
It is a maayjikk sttaf! Every round, the color of the staff changes, and the effects it has also change. It goes Blue, Green, Red, Black, White.
Blue: AP buff to OG within staff range
Green: AC buff to OG within staff range
Red: Attack buff to OG within staff range
Black: Drain Life of AG within staff range
White: Healing to OG within staff range.
The staff will activate starting next round and will cycle every round.
The eldritch abominations suddenly realize that its alright for them to be in different shapes because they are eldritch abominations, and they get back into shape and continue on their way.
But you see, not all their problems are their shapes, some are houses and stuff. and those whos problems are shapes, it's a problem because they want to be Different shapes. and All of them are either too lazy or too stupid to fix their problems.
The glue has set! I quickly reinforce the entire staff with some flex tape that I looted from the dead GOLIATH and weave some magic spells over it all.
10/10 for chromatic thing!!!
It is a maayjikk sttaf! Every round, the color of the staff changes, and the effects it has also change. It goes Blue, Green, Red, Black, White.
Blue: AP buff to OG within staff range
Green: AC buff to OG within staff range
Red: Attack buff to OG within staff range
Black: Drain Life of AG within staff range
White: Healing to OG within staff range.
The staff will activate starting next round and will cycle every round.
Shame you never actually grabbed flex tape. if you want some, you'll need to borrow it from Aeisenberg, their rapier spontaneously grew some a while back.
Regardless, you make your staff. It will go in order, and be decently strong, but to use it for X, your main action must also be X. also, what do you mean by "AP buff to OG within staff range"? AP stands for Action Power, as in the power of player actions used to make something. if you mean that, then you can only apply it to players, or entitys on the turn they are summoned.
I turn the ground of the eishalon to thin, watery mud and solidify it when it sinks to the bottom.
Until the Eishalon gets out of the mud, it has a +15 to [Grit] rolls, but a -7 to Grace rolls. so you're more likely to deal damage, but much less likely to do more then one.
Gene hides in some foliage nearby, takes out the shard, and inspects it.
hm... the shard is greyscale, with the contrast Way up... I'll just send you an image. here.
More or less like that. it's thin, light, and used to be sharp (it's dulled remember), but it passes through the air more easily then that suggests. it's also definitely magic. in some way.
cuz this eishalon came from the previous eishalon which died. and that eishalon came from the red ghost who died. and the red ghost came from a person who died. it might even be quintuple if you count wooby's death as branded one. The deva keeps talkin'. Nobody told the NO elemental to stay, so it decides not to. Goodbye forever! The sun god's golem is too clunky. it sticks around. and whacks the eishalon, I guess. it does 1 damage.(yesirolledit) The magnets finish off the basilisk. The Eishalon raises its scythe, then stabs it into Woobydoobydoo's chest, then leaves it there. moderate wounds inflicted. The Godmodder decides it would be nice if crusher was still around. oh wait, he is! what do you mean he died a while ago? ... He still doomsays, but now he's on the Godmodder's side! the Godmodder wants to try this 'psychological warfare' thing he's heard about. he's also radioactive. and a corpse. he's the radioactive corpse, and he's been here for two rounds! say hi, everyone! "Let's see, the Eishalon can attack players, and it has a lot of health. it's still less then halfway through it's energy, and if we're unlucky it'll never take damage. looking over this, i think... frantic scribbling... WE NEED 100 CHARGES TO MAKE OURSELVES A BODYGUARD NOW OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!1!" Ah, isn't he adorable? come on, admit it. you missed... this thing...! themammothandthesquiduntimefreeze
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP1/1 stored action 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption) [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 242 HP. 15 Attack +5% of health. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -242 HP. -15 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 50 H [AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly33 damage mites. 3/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant. retofol x3 1 dm .2 dma
[A] Mammoth 131/150 HP 20A, Stampede ready! (unbought) Enormous squid 37/96 HP 10 A git anotha tendril ready! (unbought) Tendrils 10x5 HP 10x4 A [Hvn] Deva 15/50 HP paper cards with magic. fhone. [8] [OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [NO]Sun God's golem 50 HP, Fiery eyes [A]Radioactive crumbled ruins 6% shelter-y. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically AG. (rebuilding ruins) 18 unsorted 128 13 130
iron is standard. not particularly good or bad for magic, otherwise like rl iron.Goldenrod: seems unimpressive... it acts like a metal, between iron and gold in strength. it's meh at magic, near as you can tell, and is about as good for building as iron, the main downside being higher rarity. ruby: Strong, angular. acts like a real life ruby. best for small areas under considerable pressure due to small size and higher strength. has a slight magical affinity, towards fire, as well as focusing diffused energy. Test Results for shadow crystals: Relatively brittle, though not so much as to weather away from the elements before this battle's done. much easier to cut along cleavage planes, resulting in thin sheets of crystal if struck with force. has a strong affinity for magic, but most powerful spells will cause it to shatter due to how brittle it is. a bad idea for building due to its many-times mentioned brittleness.Starmaterial is untested, but seems powerful based on the elemental's staff. not Eishalon related.
Okay...I really, really don't trust those fields. Like, not at all. I dimension door across them. Also, I just realized that, until someone else charges, I'm actually ahead of everyone else in the auction! But I'm sure people will churg soon.
Either you're smart, or my hints where too obvious! either way, you manage to dimension door past the first third of the fields, which contain seveRAL FRIENDLY OBJECTS and a few RELAXING SPOTS. you feel like it's a WONDERFUL idea to lie down in them FOR JUST A BIT. The creation quickly wards the final stretch against teleportation. drat.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432Battleroombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x1[Books]Final trap x2_____Energy Field 70 HP, +5 per turn. [AG] Godmodder's creation 82(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 408HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 27/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible. [A-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready! [A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
The head miniature eldritch abomination calls in to the shopkeeper who sighs and presses a button. The Eldritch Problem Solvers Co™ comes to the rescue, jumping in to help solve all of the mini eldritch abomination's problems in a period of time so small mere mortal minds cannot comprehend it. Good thing the shopkeep's not a mere mortal.
I pull the scythe out of my chest, then pull out a box of cute, widdle fuzzy bunny wabbits and tear them to pieces, drinking the sweet nectar of their blood in order to heal myself.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Loot the bodies!
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
The glue has set! I quickly reinforce the entire staff with some flex tape that I looted from the dead GOLIATH and weave some magic spells over it all.
10/10 for chromatic thing!!!
It is a maayjikk sttaf! Every round, the color of the staff changes, and the effects it has also change. It goes Blue, Green, Red, Black, White.
Blue: AP buff to OG within staff range
Green: AC buff to OG within staff range
Red: Attack buff to OG within staff range
Black: Drain Life of AG within staff range
White: Healing to OG within staff range.
The staff will activate starting next round and will cycle every round.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I turn the ground of the eishalon to thin, watery mud and solidify it when it sinks to the bottom.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Gene hides in some foliage nearby, takes out the shard, and inspects it.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
I blow frost all over the eishalon, chilling it and slowing its movement.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I stab the eishalon's eye with a barbed fish hook
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Imma just let the others kill the eishalon to death.
4/10 for I Am A Helicopter, unless my previous action successfully got me more points.
Stored credit:
Deva: 2 (out of auction)
Books: 1.4
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1
Wooby: 0.3
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
M. of Folly Mitigates the blow 35
1 damage! their tears, red, mouths locked in everlasting scream.
1 [spider corpse]
1 [Warp organ]
14 [emerald goop]
you put it in like. a bag or something.
<Eishturn>
The Eishalon waits calmly.
</Eishturn>
M. of Folly stands firm. [11+15 = 26]
The deva keeps talkin'. Nobody told the NO elemental to stay, so it decides not to. Goodbye forever!
The sun god's golem is too clunky. it sticks around. and whacks the eishalon, I guess. it does 1 damage.(yesirolledit)
The magnets finish off the basilisk.
The Eishalon raises its scythe, then stabs it into Woobydoobydoo's chest, then leaves it there. moderate wounds inflicted.
The Godmodder decides it would be nice if crusher was still around. oh wait, he is! what do you mean he died a while ago?
...
He still doomsays, but now he's on the Godmodder's side! the Godmodder wants to try this 'psychological warfare' thing he's heard about. he's also radioactive. and a corpse. he's the radioactive corpse, and he's been here for two rounds! say hi, everyone!
"Let's see, the Eishalon can attack players, and it has a lot of health. it's still less then halfway through it's energy, and if we're unlucky it'll never take damage. looking over this, i think... frantic scribbling... WE NEED 100 CHARGES TO MAKE OURSELVES A BODYGUARD NOW OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!1!"
Ah, isn't he adorable? come on, admit it. you missed... this thing...!
themammothandthesquiduntimefreeze
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 1/1 stored action 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption)
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 242 HP. 15 Attack +5% of health. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -242 HP. -15 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 50 H
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 33 damage mites.
3/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant.
retofol x3 1 dm .2 dma
[A] Mammoth 131/150 HP 20A, Stampede ready! (unbought)
Enormous squid 37/96 HP 10 A git anotha tendril ready! (unbought) Tendrils 10x5 HP 10x4 A
[Hvn] Deva 15/50 HP paper cards with magic. fhone. [8]
[OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[NO] Sun God's golem 50 HP, Fiery eyes
[A] Radioactive crumbled ruins 6% shelter-y.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically AG. (rebuilding ruins)
18 unsorted 1 28 13 13 0
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) 1 meter of flex tape!
Acerac: lightly injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), Dimensional shambler butler (1AP). puke proof.
Woobydoobydoo: moderate wounds. cool staff bro [AP->AC->A->drain->heal]
GENE: dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 14 emerald goop
The creation quickly wards the final stretch against teleportation. drat.
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432 Battle roombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x1 [Books] Final trap x2_____ Energy Field 70 HP, +5 per turn.
[AG] Godmodder's creation 82(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 408HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 27/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible.
[A-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready!
[A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
I fling some incendiary grenades at the eishalon
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Woosh staff thing. AP buffs for players.
Hatsune buff Books, NoLegs dash creation, howard shoot creation and mini energy field.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Gene pours mana into the shard and drops the shuriken.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
The head miniature eldritch abomination calls in to the shopkeeper who sighs and presses a button. The Eldritch Problem Solvers Co™ comes to the rescue, jumping in to help solve all of the mini eldritch abomination's problems in a period of time so small mere mortal minds cannot comprehend it. Good thing the shopkeep's not a mere mortal.
5/10 for I Am A Helicopter
Stored credit:
Deva: 2 (out of auction)
Books: 1.4
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1
Wooby: 0.3
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
I pull the scythe out of my chest, then pull out a box of cute, widdle fuzzy bunny wabbits and tear them to pieces, drinking the sweet nectar of their blood in order to heal myself.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The mini eldritch abominations, having had their problems problem solved, continue coagulating to form a vaguely humanoid figure.
6/10 for I Am A Helicopter
Stored credit:
Deva: 2 (out of auction)
Books: 1.4
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1
Wooby: 0.3
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
I blast the Eishalon with lightning from my staff.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Also, the ender dragon and jumpscare cardboard cutout need to be summoned now that the h bomb has gone off.
7/10 for I Am A Helicopter
Stored credit:
Deva: 2 (out of auction)
Books: 1.4
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1
Wooby: 0.3
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
Gene decides to head to the river while staying in the foliage.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
I continue to dimension door past the fields.
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