24.8/25 for P I decide to just finish the charge here, and summon up Perry the Platypus. He has both a critical strike chance and a dodge chance, but other than that he's mostly normal. Aeisenberg gets the summon.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest here. This game has completely and totally lost my interest. I'm going to get off the P charge and then probably leave.
Why? I came to this game to see what sort of havoc my charges could get off, but... my charges haven't really gotten to do a whole lot for quite a while, and aren't going to for even longer, the current boss is just way too beefy and obnoxious. I summoned the single freaking biggest player-made entity in this game by like a factor of 2 and it still got absolutely destroyed. AND people aren't charging me back because they're too busy trying not to get spawncamped by everything. The challenges that keep being thrown out really aren't well suited to either early game OR a team of four players, especially when most of the people like going on sidequests or just doing their own thing.
Really, no offense to you JOEbob, but you're not doing a particularly good job of adapting your ideas to what's needed. A GM needs to be flexible in their plans so that the players can have fun, and you're just sort of barreling forward with your ideas without really stopping to think about whether or not they're fair or fun.
22.8/25 for P
The final victor: Aeisenberg
Anyways, if anyone wants to continue to talk with me once I finish up with this, or find other DTG games to play or whatever, the main DTG Discord is here: https://discord.gg/xcBvBBX
(the ender dragon would have lasted longer if the eishalon didn't have a move for double damage to flying enemies. regardless...) It's not like I haven't been trying to speed it up. I just don't want to 1) have the eishalon be completely nonthreatening or 2) have some outside force kill the eishalon at no player prompting. there where a few ways i hinted at for you, at least 2 for wooby despite them being in a sidequest, 2 for books, again despite sidequest... regardless, I'm not going to try to keep you from leaving, not that it'd be possible even if i did.
(Well, bye, Piono, thanks for all the fun, and for the little helpers. It's important you do what you need, rather than do things based on what others want. It was fun meeting and interacting with you, and sorry again about not being able to paly your discord game as often as I'd have liked, things are hectic behind the scenes for me. Best of luck in the future and all that!)
As for my skewed story, I point out that the Masterwork guards were fought entirely in self-defense.
Then, I keep hacking and slashing away, whee!
as you argue about your morality, you recall... wasn't there a Deva around when you all fought the Guards? maybe they can help... where'd they go, anyway? The only living retainer, a retainer of folly, is very confused by your arguments about something it never heard.
regardless, you slash the Eishalon
M. of Folly falls on your sword [2 ] M. of Folly bleeds on you [10] M. of Folly shoves you away [18]
24.8/25 for P I decide to just finish the charge here, and summon up Perry the Platypus. He has both a critical strike chance and a dodge chance, but other than that he's mostly normal. Aeisenberg gets the summon.
200 HP (25% dodge) 40 A (25% chance to critical). as well, the charge-quest was practically done, so I'll give it... hm... 5 regen. Perry the platypus attacks the Manifest of Folly! no crit,
M. of Folly moves sluggishly [11] M. of Folly stands defiantly [12] M. of Folly Retaliates. [27] 2 damage mites. however, the Manifests "Retaliation" flickers out within an instant. I was going to have it use one of its defensive abilities, but it took damage both before EishTurn1 and just now, so it can't do any of those. Crusher proceeds to finish his Radioactive Shelter. entitys may enter the shelter! in exchange for being protected by its sizable pool of health, they will gradually become irradiated. this applies to all entitys, even machines. fully irradiated entitys may do many things, such as joining crusher instead of their owners, or dying. Entitys within the shelter may attack, but will suffer a variable accuracy penalty. The Godmodder pauses, and throws a red bolt into the air. it then shudders, and vanishes.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral, corruption) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 23 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x3 1 dm .2 dma [A] Perry the Platypus 200/200 HP (+5 HP per turn) (25% dodge) 40A (25% crit chance) owned by aeisenberg. ender dragon egg [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [A]Radioactive shelter 500 HP, 100% radioactive. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins) [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP [IIIIIIIIII]
suddenly, as you approach the bone, !!! pops into the centre of your vision. that's... actually kinda annoying. in the parts of your vision not obscured, you see something red appear, then streak towards the bone oh shoot. You can't see from where (the !!! is still obscuring your vision darn it.), but a black dog arrives, skeletal but with bits of bloodflesh draped over it, bones the same color as the one that was here before. It proceeds to charge at you.
the central jewel glows, displaying a sphere of angry red. a line of immaterial flame appears in front of you, locked onto the wolf's position. then, you fire a bold. rolling manipulation... failed. rolling elcount... you just barely manage to keep your orb of... lucky you, anyway! together, inflating it slightly as it begins to fall apart, but it'll last long enough to hit the . damage: 25. The hound shudders, frost crystals forming between its limbs, locking up its motion, but it snaps them after a moment (50 damage). it's lost its momentum, though, keeping it from attacking you or straying far from the meteor. as long as you don't stray too far next round, it'll get hit. wait, i forgot to roll mana and crits. and apply the non-crit increase... uh... alright, -1 mana cost, and no crit, so 57 damage. anyway, that's that.
a gout of flame bursts from the mouth of the machine, pouring into the JUMBLE. JUMBLE is set aflame, and takes directly 35 damage. it will now take 30 damage a mainupdate. the souls strain against their bonds, but are quickly pulled together again, then spin into one another, becoming a coiled rope, then vanishing. what do u du?
Hm.... where IS the deva? I look around the battlefield, hoping to see if I can see him.
you look around... you think there's something yellow to the west, maybe that's the deva? it's past the boundaries of what is considered the battlefield, though. Reminder to order perry the platypus. The eishalon opens with a burst of purple at Perry (18 damage, rolling dodge... no dodge), then focuses on him, locking on. Perry chooses a target... the eishalon! he rolls to crit... he doesn't crit. the manifest rolls its survival...
M. of Folly curses perry the platypus!!!! [20] M. of Folly eats the attack. [37] 1 damage! the manifest can't attack, since it's just taken damage. the retainers of folly, however are well able to, for 0.8 damage mites -> 30 damage, which hits.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral, corruption) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 22 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x4 1 dm .2 dma [A] Perry the Platypus 157/200 HP (+5 HP per turn) (25% dodge) 40A (25% crit chance) owned by aeisenberg. ender dragon egg [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [A]Radioactive shelter 500 HP, 100% radioactive. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins) [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP [IIIIIIIIII]
you walk forwards... not much new is visible. you do notice a few more urns/pots (how many houseplants does whoever made this have?), and a heavy metal door,with an item acceptance slot and a hologram of a tortured soul above i- a whip of ectoplasm slams into you from behind, sending you flying into the wall. you are now Injured. you get up and see JUMBLE where you where before... did it teleport behind you somehow? the impact also breaks your flamethrower. [CQuest-Miniboss]JUMBLE [|||||335|||||]
it seems to be some combination of the two. regardless, you fling a curving bolt into the , failing manipulation, which starts falling apart into disjointed sparks before you even let go, but the yellow core still manages to hit, for 22+15%=25 wait shoot you also do 15% more elemental damage so 29 damage. the skeletal being charges on through, (you fall dodge)slamming into your shoulder and pinning you to the ground. it tears off a huge chunk of flesh even as Bubbles smacks it, doing 75-14%= 64 damage (to you). you start to shove it off... | -- - - | -- ---| -- ---| [messosphere fall]
you manage to do this just in time, sending it back into the path of the Meteor spell, which slams into it,... Rolling damage (✤)... 136. rolling critical... no crit. increasing damage... 156 (no extra 15% because this is non-elemental.) ✤ +20% (36 no crit) ✹ +30% (55 no crit) fire damage is divided by 3, so only 18 fire. the beast howls in pain, seeming defeated for a moment, before clattering back to its feet, turning towards you, and starting to charge again.
I jump right on top of it and cast heal, punching it in the face.
it attacks you, but you cast heal and get fully healed! it takes 10 damage from bubbles. you sound like you where expecting something different. let me explain. how do heal spells work? it is a question for the ages. to have a simple heal spell, one you can cast without perfected speech and movement, one which is not species, gender and perhaps age specific, you need either some magical guideline for the body, one to exist in every body. this is not the case here. or you need to accelerate natural healing. this Is the case here (you have 1 natural regen per round, i just ignore it because it's minuscule and you have heal spell. Thing is, this skeletal hound doesn't have natural healing. so the wave of energy passes through it, ineffectual. also if you accelerated its healing it would have more health, not less. then, you punch it. 1 neutral damage! rolling to crit...no crit.
I am going to cast mass cure wounds on myself and Perry, and try to scan the big yellow, if possible from this distance.
Orders: Attack the retainers of folly.
you heal the platypus 10 hp, and fail your roll to heal yourself. clever, scanning the yellow thing instead of investigating manually! it works. you detect that the yellow thing is the Deva. except the deva seems to have gotten stronger, and gained a large amount of tentacles. like,at least 40. and it's... watching, for some reason? the yellow glow dims significantly as it notices you looking at it. it doesn't seem inclined to interfere... The eishalon fires a purple burst, followed by turning its many eyes at perry and focusing on it. 12 damage, still no dodge! Perry retaliates by attacking the retainers of folly. rolling crit... no crit. man your luck sucks recently. rolling damage mites... -11, -22, -1, and then 23, so you kill 3 retainers of folly. wow.
the Manifest charges at perry with a 10-damage attack, which perry fails to dodge. then, the retainer rams into it for 5 damage.
The Godmodder throws a grenade at a tree. this hits a button on the tree, which opens a tunnel into a contraption, which malfunctions and drops it down a tube for drainage, which emptys out into a room of bats, which it bumps into one of, killing, before bouncing into a tunnel. after rolling down the tunnel a fair distance, the grenade falls into a hole at its end, the pin dislodging. it then rolls down some steps, glows cyan for a moment, and rolls up a slope, all the way to an overgrown chamber where people are combat.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral, corruption) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 22 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x1 1 dm .2 dma [A] Perry the Platypus 145/200 HP (+5 HP per turn) (25% dodge) 40A (25% crit chance) owned by aeisenberg. ender dragon egg [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [A]Radioactive shelter 500 HP, 100% radioactive. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins) [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP [IIIIIIIIII]
I continue down the passages to search for the jumble
uh Jumble's behind where you where (in front of you rn). it attacked you and everything uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh since your action didn't make sense, jumble does nothing. then, a dark green sphere shoots through the entrance to the room, trailing cyan smoke. your move. (sorry for missing your post when i responded to wooby. i didn't notice it was here until just now. as compensation, jumble has done nothing, but still taken fire damage.) [CQuest-Miniboss]JUMBLE [|||||305|||||]
alright. rolling because whynot... element: yes, yellow, 31 damage, kill. The hound's animating force flips off like a switch, leaving behind its corpse (which you can keep if you want i guess) and 18 . you roll to get something cooler... no dice. you roll xp... bad roll, xp's halved. you gain a bit over 1000 xp. remainder of dop will be after i find something in a place.
progressing past the hound, you see an empty, ruined cubby, some torn down shelves of lava-veined wood, and shards of a table. to the right, the wall looks collapsed, but you can't progress or fit through... you can see something on the other side, but you can't possibly squeeze through, the gap's too small.
I wear the hound like a hat and blow the gap wider with magic stickiness. Try for explodey ✹(fire).
elcount1manipulation:perfect20goodjobrollingcritnodamag- you got a perfect roll,wow! the shimmering orb of bloodred heat bursts from your staff, and violently explodes in the middle of the gap, sending flesh and chunks of glazed sand flying,and you see three figures through the smoke. once the shower of debris is over, you look up, and you see them. summarized: three figures. all have swords, some armor, look like guards. raw red skin, but that makes sense given you just gave them 1st-2nd degree burns.
I think i messed up the image a bunch, so draw no conclusions from the appearance of the surroundings. they also look very angry, for similar reasons. there's a good chance there's something here, though, since unlike the rest of the mansion, ransacking it would be difficult. You proceed to put the skeletal being on your head, as a hat. ... .......... You got Corrupt beast's jaw! the rest stops being held together after a moment, and seems to be evaporation. it grants you an additional 150 health, but the teeth are kinda painful, which counteracts bubbles. they're also quite heavy on the neck, but you're just strong enough to withstand it. [Custom] Unidentified.
you do so, dealing 45 damage. then, the green thing blows up t'was a grenade. it deals heavy damage to jumbles, but you are also seriously injured. you won't die without interference, but it'll be pretty hard to recover without help, and jumbles just barely still kicking, though some of the souls are coming very close to breaking away, and you think a few might have succeeded before the dust settled. [CQuest-Miniboss]JUMBLE [|||||70|||||]
I continue on.
(since when did I get quad xp?)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
24.8/25 for P
I decide to just finish the charge here, and summon up Perry the Platypus. He has both a critical strike chance and a dodge chance, but other than that he's mostly normal. Aeisenberg gets the summon.
(the ender dragon would have lasted longer if the eishalon didn't have a move for double damage to flying enemies. regardless...)
It's not like I haven't been trying to speed it up. I just don't want to 1) have the eishalon be completely nonthreatening or 2) have some outside force kill the eishalon at no player prompting. there where a few ways i hinted at for you, at least 2 for wooby despite them being in a sidequest, 2 for books, again despite sidequest...
regardless, I'm not going to try to keep you from leaving, not that it'd be possible even if i did.
as you argue about your morality, you recall... wasn't there a Deva around when you all fought the Guards? maybe they can help... where'd they go, anyway?
The only living retainer, a retainer of folly, is very confused by your arguments about something it never heard.
M. of Folly falls on your sword [2 ]
M. of Folly bleeds on you [10]
M. of Folly shoves you away [18]
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200 HP (25% dodge) 40 A (25% chance to critical). as well, the charge-quest was practically done, so I'll give it... hm... 5 regen.
Perry the platypus attacks the Manifest of Folly! no crit,
M. of Folly moves sluggishly [11]
M. of Folly stands defiantly [12]
M. of Folly Retaliates. [27]
2 damage mites. however, the Manifests "Retaliation" flickers out within an instant. I was going to have it use one of its defensive abilities, but it took damage both before EishTurn1 and just now, so it can't do any of those.
Crusher proceeds to finish his Radioactive Shelter. entitys may enter the shelter! in exchange for being protected by its sizable pool of health, they will gradually become irradiated. this applies to all entitys, even machines. fully irradiated entitys may do many things, such as joining crusher instead of their owners, or dying.
Entitys within the shelter may attack, but will suffer a variable accuracy penalty.
The Godmodder pauses, and throws a red bolt into the air. it then shudders, and vanishes.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral, corruption)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 23 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x3 1 dm .2 dma
[A] Perry the Platypus 200/200 HP (+5 HP per turn) (25% dodge) 40A (25% crit chance) owned by aeisenberg. ender dragon egg
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[A] Radioactive shelter 500 HP, 100% radioactive.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins)
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP [IIIIIIIIII]
Piono:gone. ☹
, Fighting JUMBLE).
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured
Acerac: lightly injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10
GENE: slep. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
suddenly, as you approach the bone, !!! pops into the centre of your vision. that's... actually kinda annoying. in the parts of your vision not obscured, you see something red appear, then streak towards the bone oh shoot.
  300/300 ❤ 
weak,✹ def
You can't see from where (the !!! is still obscuring your vision darn it.), but a black dog arrives, skeletal but with bits of bloodflesh draped over it, bones the same color as the one that was here before. It proceeds to charge at you.
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[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 200/200 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 10/20 ✹ 12333/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding)
Quadruple XP for 16 minutes (46 posts)!
, Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, 23
I cast meteor on the dog and blast it with
.
"BAD DOGGY"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I use a flamethrower on the jumble.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Meteor spell cast! [7 mana ✹]
the central jewel glows, displaying a sphere of angry red. a line of immaterial flame appears in front of you, locked onto the wolf's position. then, you fire a bold.
anyway! together, inflating it slightly as it begins to fall apart, but it'll last long enough to hit the 
. damage: 25.
243/300 ❤ 
weak,✹ def
rolling manipulation... failed. rolling elcount... you just barely manage to keep your orb of... lucky you,
The hound shudders, frost crystals forming between its limbs, locking up its motion, but it snaps them after a moment (50 damage). it's lost its momentum, though, keeping it from attacking you or straying far from the meteor. as long as you don't stray too far next round, it'll get hit.
wait, i forgot to roll mana and crits. and apply the non-crit increase... uh... alright, -1 mana cost, and no crit, so 57 damage. anyway, that's that.
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[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 200/200 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 5/20 ✹ 12333/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding)
Quadruple XP for 15 minutes (45 posts)!
, Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, 23
a gout of flame bursts from the mouth of the machine, pouring into the JUMBLE. JUMBLE is set aflame, and takes directly 35 damage. it will now take 30 damage a mainupdate.
the souls strain against their bonds, but are quickly pulled together again, then spin into one another, becoming a coiled rope, then vanishing. what do u du?
[CQuest-Miniboss] JUMBLE
[|||||365|||||]
9.5/20.
I blast it with more water-ice whatever it is.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I guess I continue to explore the passage.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
wow, everyone's functionally on their own little battlefield.
you look around... you think there's something yellow to the west, maybe that's the deva? it's past the boundaries of what is considered the battlefield, though.
Reminder to order perry the platypus.
The eishalon opens with a burst of purple at Perry (18 damage, rolling dodge... no dodge), then focuses on him, locking on.
Perry chooses a target... the eishalon! he rolls to crit... he doesn't crit. the manifest rolls its survival...
M. of Folly curses perry the platypus!!!! [20]
M. of Folly eats the attack. [37]
1 damage! the manifest can't attack, since it's just taken damage. the retainers of folly, however are well able to, for 0.8 damage mites -> 30 damage, which hits.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral, corruption)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 22 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x4 1 dm .2 dma
[A] Perry the Platypus 157/200 HP (+5 HP per turn) (25% dodge) 40A (25% crit chance) owned by aeisenberg. ender dragon egg
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[A] Radioactive shelter 500 HP, 100% radioactive.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins)
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP [IIIIIIIIII]
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured
Acerac: lightly injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10
GENE: slep. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
you walk forwards... not much new is visible. you do notice a few more urns/pots (how many houseplants does whoever made this have?), and a heavy metal door,with an item acceptance slot and a hologram of a tortured soul above i-
a whip of ectoplasm slams into you from behind, sending you flying into the wall. you are now Injured. you get up and see JUMBLE where you where before... did it teleport behind you somehow?
the impact also breaks your flamethrower.
[CQuest-Miniboss] JUMBLE
[|||||335|||||]
10.5/20.
it seems to be some combination of the two.
, failing manipulation, which starts falling apart into disjointed sparks before you even let go, but the yellow core still manages to hit, for 22+15%=25 wait shoot you also do 15% more elemental damage so 29 damage. the skeletal being charges on through, (you fall dodge)slamming into your shoulder and pinning you to the ground. it tears off a huge chunk of flesh even as Bubbles smacks it, doing 75-14%= 64 damage (to you). you start to shove it off...
regardless, you fling a curving bolt into the
| -- - - | -- ---| -- ---|
[messosphere fall]
you manage to do this just in time, sending it back into the path of the Meteor spell, which slams into it,... Rolling damage (✤)... 136. rolling critical... no crit. increasing damage... 156 (no extra 15% because this is non-elemental.)
14/300 ❤ 
weak,✹ def
elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
✤ +20% (36 no crit)
✹ +30% (55 no crit)
fire damage is divided by 3, so only 18 fire. the beast howls in pain, seeming defeated for a moment, before clattering back to its feet, turning towards you, and starting to charge again.
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[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 146/200 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 7/20 ✹ 12333/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 15 minutes (44 posts)!
, Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, 23
I jump right on top of it and cast heal, punching it in the face.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I continue down the passages to search for the jumble
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
it attacks you, but you cast heal and get fully healed! it takes 10 damage from bubbles.
you sound like you where expecting something different. let me explain.
how do heal spells work? it is a question for the ages. to have a simple heal spell, one you can cast without perfected speech and movement, one which is not species, gender and perhaps age specific, you need either some magical guideline for the body, one to exist in every body. this is not the case here. or you need to accelerate natural healing. this Is the case here (you have 1 natural regen per round, i just ignore it because it's minuscule and you have heal spell.
Thing is, this skeletal hound doesn't have natural healing. so the wave of energy passes through it, ineffectual.
also if you accelerated its healing it would have more health, not less.
then, you punch it. 1 neutral damage! rolling to crit...no crit.
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[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 200/200 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 5/20 ✹ 12333/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 15 minutes (43 posts)!
, Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, 23
*sniff* awwwww...
whatever I blast its faceu.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
you heal the platypus 10 hp, and fail your roll to heal yourself.
clever, scanning the yellow thing instead of investigating manually! it works. you detect that the yellow thing is the Deva. except the deva seems to have gotten stronger, and gained a large amount of tentacles. like,at least 40. and it's... watching, for some reason? the yellow glow dims significantly as it notices you looking at it. it doesn't seem inclined to interfere...
The eishalon fires a purple burst, followed by turning its many eyes at perry and focusing on it. 12 damage, still no dodge!
Perry retaliates by attacking the retainers of folly. rolling crit... no crit. man your luck sucks recently. rolling damage mites... -11, -22, -1, and then 23, so you kill 3 retainers of folly. wow.
the Manifest charges at perry with a 10-damage attack, which perry fails to dodge. then, the retainer rams into it for 5 damage.
The Godmodder throws a grenade at a tree. this hits a button on the tree, which opens a tunnel into a contraption, which malfunctions and drops it down a tube for drainage, which emptys out into a room of bats, which it bumps into one of, killing, before bouncing into a tunnel. after rolling down the tunnel a fair distance, the grenade falls into a hole at its end, the pin dislodging. it then rolls down some steps, glows cyan for a moment, and rolls up a slope, all the way to an overgrown chamber where people are combat.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral, corruption)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 22 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x1 1 dm .2 dma
[A] Perry the Platypus 145/200 HP (+5 HP per turn) (25% dodge) 40A (25% crit chance) owned by aeisenberg. ender dragon egg
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[A] Radioactive shelter 500 HP, 100% radioactive.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins)
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP [IIIIIIIIII]
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured
Acerac: injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10
GENE: slep. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
uh
Jumble's behind where you where (in front of you rn). it attacked you and everything
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
since your action didn't make sense, jumble does nothing.
then, a dark green sphere shoots through the entrance to the room, trailing cyan smoke. your move.
(sorry for missing your post when i responded to wooby. i didn't notice it was here until just now. as compensation, jumble has done nothing, but still taken fire damage.)
[CQuest-Miniboss] JUMBLE
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11.5/20.
alright. rolling because whynot...
. you roll to get something cooler... no dice. you roll xp...
element: yes, yellow, 31 damage, kill.
The hound's animating force flips off like a switch, leaving behind its corpse (which you can keep if you want i guess) and 18
bad roll, xp's halved.
you gain a bit over 1000 xp. remainder of dop will be after i find something in a place.
progressing past the hound, you see an empty, ruined cubby, some torn down shelves of lava-veined wood, and shards of a table. to the right, the wall looks collapsed, but you can't progress or fit through... you can see something on the other side, but you can't possibly squeeze through, the gap's too small.
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[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 200/200 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 7/20 ✹ 13350/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 14 minutes (42 posts)!
, Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, 41
I wear the hound like a hat and blow the gap wider with magic stickiness. Try for explodey ✹(fire).
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I hit the jumble with a bladed super weedwhacker.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
elcount1manipulation:perfect20goodjobrollingcritnodamag- you got a perfect roll,wow! the shimmering orb of bloodred heat bursts from your staff, and violently explodes in the middle of the gap, sending flesh and chunks of glazed sand flying,and you see three figures through the smoke. once the shower of debris is over, you look up, and you see them.
summarized: three figures. all have swords, some armor, look like guards. raw red skin, but that makes sense given you just gave them 1st-2nd degree burns.
I think i messed up the image a bunch, so draw no conclusions from the appearance of the surroundings.
they also look very angry, for similar reasons.
there's a good chance there's something here, though, since unlike the rest of the mansion, ransacking it would be difficult.
You proceed to put the skeletal being on your head, as a hat.
...
..........
You got Corrupt beast's jaw! the rest stops being held together after a moment, and seems to be evaporation.
it grants you an additional 150 health, but the teeth are kinda painful, which counteracts bubbles. they're also quite heavy on the neck, but you're just strong enough to withstand it.
[Custom]
Unidentified.
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[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 200/350 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, corrupt beast's jaw (150 hp, min ~13 str, - 11 regen) 7 soul dots 9/20 ✹ 13350/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 14 minutes (42 posts)!
, Corrupted Corepse, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, bbls, depressing stick, 41
you do so, dealing 45 damage. then, the green thing blows up
t'was a grenade. it deals heavy damage to jumbles, but you are also seriously injured. you won't die without interference, but it'll be pretty hard to recover without help, and jumbles just barely still kicking, though some of the souls are coming very close to breaking away, and you think a few might have succeeded before the dust settled.
[CQuest-Miniboss] JUMBLE
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12.4/20.
I consume some a potion of ultimate healing then dropkick the jumble
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1