Welp, the Eishalon is really starting to get on my nerves. Now I have to perform another Find Familiar Ritual, which I don't want to do right now.
Regardless, I think that there's a bit I can do to help the battlefield right now. I pull out a portable hole, open it up, and grab one Ravioli Machine Gun in each hand! I then load each one with 10 cans of Chef Boyardee's, and proceed to go full ham on Jery.
"I'd just like to remind you that you were NOT responsible for Jerry's Death!"
Once Jery has been adequately soaked with piping hot ravioli, I try to deduce if there might be any clues as to cures for these sicknesses.
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I watch in absolute awe as some guy charges the Godmodder with bagpipes, and actually damages it. So it can be damaged! Also, that guy's got some serious stones.
Looking down at the Godmodder, I grin. That gives me an Idea!
I cast Haste on Wormy, doubling it's flying speed."Wormy!" I command, "fly up even higher!" As wormy flies up, I take off my armour and tie it to Wormy's back for safekeeping. I should now be 270 ft in the air.
Once we're high enough, I take some materials from a pouch on my armour. I grit my teeth. Here goes nothing, I guess. I Backflip off wormy's back, and looking at my hand (SO technically a creature I can see is me) I cast Enlarge! This doubles my size and multiplies my weight by 8. I then, in the mere seconds I have in the air, cast True Polymorph! and transform Creature into object - I transform myself into a steel statue of the same size.
Here's some quick math: A half-orc weighs about 210 pounds, Times 8 is 1680 pounds. Apparently steel is about 7.7 times heavier than flesh, which makes about 12936 pounds. According to a online falling calculator, I'd have 4.10 seconds before hitting the ground, and be travelling around 40m/s (or 144km per hour) when I do hit the ground, at 10432894 joules of energy. (https://www.angio.net/personal/climb/speed.html)
Apparently, the Godmodder is below me on the vertical axis, so I reckon I have a good shot at hitting him, or one of his allies when I land. I'll then decrease in size after a minute, and poly-morph back to normal in an hour. It's a risky manoeuvre, but since I put this much effort in so far, why not.
You fly up really high! then, you transform yourself into a really big version of yourself which is actually made of metal! Then, adrunkendwarf heats you up, setting the really big you that is made of metal on fire! but, uh... there's air currents to consider, and the Godmodder's not that big of a target, and I think that's far enough away to make aiming hard in the first place, so... (DC17 + DC 4, 12) The Statue-you instead crashes directly into the Globglogabgalab. They expend their action and 20 shwibbleglibberkind to dampen the blow, but you still burn up 40 of their Shwibbleglibberkind with the impact.
Wow, looks like everyone's giving it their all. We might have a shot at this! Go Team! Glancing up at the falling steel statue in the sky, I chant a spell-Heat Metal. It glows with a bright flame as it streaks towards the Godmodder. It's about to get hot in here!
Turning my attention then to Waluigi, i mutter another spell- Geas. I'll give him one command- Do not harm anyone that opposes the Godmodder. Let's hope he fails this wisdom saving throw, I'm not sure if we're strong enough to take down Waluigi...
The Metal is heated, raising its damage! Sadly, the Godmodder wasn't in the place at the time. Then, you cast Geas on Waluigi! (dc4, he rolls a 4) WAAAAAA, WALUIGI MAY BE DUMB, BUT WALUIGI IS NOT STUPID! DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED YOU CASTED A GEESE AT ME! CHEAP TRICK, PURPLE LUIGI! WA-HA-HA...
"How Dare you laugh at me, Godmodder! You'll pay for that!" Clutching the spiritual weapon in its tail, the Tabaxi locks eyes with the Blaubuhblub. "A new foe, aye? I'm not a fan of wolvish creatures. You're going down too." The Tabaxi casts Hunter's Mark on the Blaubuhblub, and lunges at it, once again blowing into its bagpipes and swinging its tail wildly in a concentrated attack, slashing at the Blaubuhblub. Despite the Tabaxi's apparent bloodlust, it seems concentrated in the song that it is playing almost as equally as it is fighting. I wonder what the song is...
...Oh, its Waluigi & Wario theme from Mario Tennis Aces. Why on earth is it playing that? Its... It's using the Bagpipes as an Arcane Focus to summon Wario! That's bound to take a bit, probably four or five charges. That's 1/5 for Wario.
You manage to do 17 damage to the blaubuhblub through their ablative coating! Additionally, you start your charge... it occurs to you that Wario might not have much reason to stay here. he doesn't adventure for the thrill, like -A CONNOSEIUR- connoisseur, actually. WAAA, SUSH. no. WEH. Eishalon turn The Mask finally realizes something. Since it's Really Buff, it can just hit people. Like, with its fists. er... it doesn't have those. Ok, with its spare tentacles. close enough. Point is, it charges at the Cosmic Monolith and does its best to grab it! Except... (1d100:15) It charges into the wrong direction and (1d100:19) manages to ram into Jery for 10 damage! perfection.
Welp, the Eishalon is really starting to get on my nerves. Now I have to perform another Find Familiar Ritual, which I don't want to do right now.
Regardless, I think that there's a bit I can do to help the battlefield right now. I pull out a portable hole, open it up, and grab one Ravioli Machine Gun in each hand! I then load each one with 10 cans of Chef Boyardee's, and proceed to go full ham on Jery.
"I'd just like to remind you that you were NOT responsible for Jerry's Death!"
Once Jery has been adequately soaked with piping hot ravioli, I try to deduce if there might be any clues as to cures for these sicknesses.
Orders: Cosmic Monolith, it's DOOMSDAY! Fire your wrath upon Jery, the Globglogobgalab, and the Godmodder!
Everyone else, hang tight for now while I figure out how to cure this.
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Oh, so Phil was from a find familiar spell? don't those summon spirits and make them pretend to be animals, as opposed to the actual beast? You soak Jery in Ravioli! and ham! he takes 30 damage, but it looks like he plans to eat the rest of it! then, you investigate the sickness! You think if you can remove the causal factors/exacerbators- the continual chargeup and the weirdness with the terror pant's health after reaching half health, respectively- for a little, it should cure them.
Due to weather constraints the vore wedding 🚷 had to be pushed back, but we now resume out regularly scheduled program
But fortunately none of the decorations expired due to the fact that almost everything in our wedding is made of rocks.. for uh some? Reason
anyways I need some suits for my pelicans, and since they made my suit I’ll make suits for them. (Out of rock thread of course)
I also remove the void shards from my pelicans.
And I’ll convert these void shards into soul shards because my soul is empty and void means empty so therefore they are compatible with my soul
how would decorations expire, anyway? You make suits for your pelicans, and take the void shards out of the pellicans. however, While attempting to absorb the Void shards, you run into a couple problems... First of all, there are some holes in the train of logic there. for example, it's called a Soul Point, not a soul Shard, so you need to show a bit more of a connection. Second of all,since you've fused with Hungry Visitor into one entity, your soul is no longer so empty as before. While Srovy may be able to Benefit, Hunger for Eggs on Toast would suffer all the normal issues of eating someone else's soul.
EoRR The Terror Pants idles... or maybe... are they waiting for the [AG] phase? The FSM idles as well, but its special ticks up again... the infection still seems to be slowing down. a little, anyway. The Mask of Hesitation doesn't give up! It charges at the Cosmic Monolith (1d100: 8) and manages to fail completely! (1d100: 40) this time, it just sorta falls back-first to the ground. The Pelicans prepare for the wedding. The Cosmic Monolith uses Doomsday. There is a great thremor. The sun becomes as sackcloth, and the sky red as blood. the monolith rises into the air, glowing red. redder then blood. It seems to burn with an inner fire, ancient mechanisms whirring. a white light swirls around it, remnants of the mithril in its construction, as the monolith hovers ominously. black lightning crackles as it targets WAAAAAAA, SHUT UP BROWN LUIGI. WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT WAAAAAT'S HAPPENINGCwell excuse me for trying to be dramatiWAAAAY WAAAULD YOU WAAANT TO BE DRAMATIC ABOUT THIS, BROWN LUIGI? THIS IS THE TARGETING WAAAART! ALL RED BOX LUIGI IS GOING TO DO IS LOOK AT THEM FUNNY! WAAAT ARE YOU WAAAAITING FOR? Fine, fine. The Monolith targeLOOKS ATts the Godmodder, Jery, and the Globglogabgalab. They each take 3 damage... well, except the Godmodder. he catches the targeting projectile and stops it from hitting him.
Jery eats some of the food that was left on him, healing 5 hp. The terror pants (dc 10, rolls 5) are such hacked! It uses rockets, machine gun, and spray and pray! this does a total of... 0+0+0 to the Monolith, meaning it dodged, or was missed by, all of them 6+0 to the Spageti monster (rockets hit and Spray and pray missed) 6+35 to itself (both rockets and spray and pray hit) and nothing to both of the pelicans. (spray and pray missed) The Globglogabgalab is busy mitigating damage from the giant statue! The Blaubuhblub growls at the Tabaxi Bard, before biting them. Bardymcbardface has recieved Minor wounds! Then Waluigi had an idea. a terrible idea.WA-HA-HA, DON'T KID YOURSELF BROWN LUIGI. WALUIGI HAS THE BEST IDEAS. NOW GET BACK TO NARRATING. WALUIGI CAN'T DO ALL OF THE WORK AROUND HERE! ...Waluigi walks over to the Terror Pants. Or, no. Waluigi walks between the players and the terror pants, eclipsing part of them. Then, Waluigi hops into the air, bending up their legs at just the right angle to appear to be wearing the Terror Pants. Then Waluigi takes a step back. PERFECTION AT THE HANDSFEET OF WALUIGI! ...Waluigi is now wearing the Terror Pants, and the appropriate size to do so. YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!
Lastly, the Godmodder puts on a hat. and a sword. and the sword is a shotgun! and picks up a staff! and boots! the boots go on his feet, not in his hands. After a few more moments of getting kitted out, The Godmodder starts running towards the Vore Wedding, and then kicks out his feet in front of him! he slides across the ground at a roughly continual pace, nearing the wedding. as he slides, he holds out the staff and slowly swings it in a circle. That's right, he's slide-attacking very, very slowly. Normally, this kind of maneuver would be impossible, but, being the God-Modder, he is able to mod the mods to mod his movement in the appropriate manner, Allowing him to slide while moving otherwise. Not only that, but this continual movement will give him an extra 64 attack per round unless interrupted! oh no!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 199/235 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). Hacked. statis sikund . worn by WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi. [A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 64/65 HP 18A/-18 2/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 36%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 76/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Minor Avatar of Jery 82/120 HP 2/2 Wifi 4/4 DEATH 4/6 chisps 4/8 I'm out of here. ravioli'd. [AG] Globglogabgalab 127/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng.
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Welp, guess it's time for me to get to counterhacking! I pull out my trusty counterhack supplies and attempt to regain control of the Terror Pants.
If I manage to do that, I spend some time fixing some metal plates to the lower half of the terror pants. Hopefully that stops it from becoming the Terror Shorts.
Orders: FSM, launch that meatball at Jery! Phil... Oh wait, Phil's still dead. Terror Pants, stop... Terror Pants? TERROR PANTS!!!! Cosmic Monolith, detonate Doomsday!
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"Hmmm? Think you can get away, Godmodder? I think NOT!" Halting the song and therefore cancelling the Wario charge, the Tabaxi bard instead focuses on the area in front of the Godmodder, and casts Erupting Earth. The ground bursts up in front of the Godmodder. "Your path is blocked, Godmodder! What will you do now?"
The Godmodder continues sliding straight ahead,bouncing up and down on the diagonal dirt bits. Somehow.
...oh dang, what's the Godmodder doing? Looks like there's a spot of bother. I look at the erupting earth and cast Entangle. Large vines and weeds burst out of the earth and grasps at the Godmodder. Looking at GarfeildtheTabaxi, I notice he's still glowing red-hot. I'm going to have to get him out of that spot of bother... I cast Imprisonment, aiming to bury him far underground so that she/he may recover from his/her injuries without being targeted. (It's a Wisdom save- surely you can be wise enough to purposely fail...)
You entangle the Godmodder... (continuing in next response) You also protect Garfield while simultaneously trapping them.
"Foolish Dwarf! A simple entanglement isn't enough to enslave the Godmodder! We need to make the plants STRONGER!!!" The Tabaxi looks at the large plant matter trying to enslave the Godmodder, and casts Plant Growth. The plants suddenly grow a lot stronger and thicker, trapping the godmodder in its grasp (?). "Quickly, Allies! We need to make these plants resistant to FIRE!!!"
And the entangling vines swell! The Godmodder's speed slows precipitously as they hold him, but it would appear that he is still sliding forwards very, very slowly... when he exits the Vined zone, he'll probably return to normal! Because that's just the way he slides, apparently.
Eishalon Turn! (1d100, 51) The Eishalon, ever-determined, lurches towards the Cosmic Monolith! With a mighty slash, it... (1d100, 28) slashes through empty air as the monolith bends space around itself. Curses! another miss!
Well, right now I'm a steel statue and incapable of thought. Someone let me know when an hour passes. (Being incapable of thought, I instantly fail the wisdom check anyway so I am Imprisoned.)
...if you're incapable of thought, how are you maintaining concentration on the spell? With a poof, you return to being a living person instead of a statue.
Welp, guess it's time for me to get to counterhacking! I pull out my trusty counterhack supplies and attempt to regain control of the Terror Pants.
If I manage to do that, I spend some time fixing some metal plates to the lower half of the terror pants. Hopefully that stops it from becoming the Terror Shorts.
Orders: FSM, launch that meatball at Jery! Phil... Oh wait, Phil's still dead. Terror Pants, stop... Terror Pants? TERROR PANTS!!!! Cosmic Monolith, detonate Doomsday!
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you do your best to regain control... The Terror Pants is now less likely to act as [AG]! That said, you might have missed any number of backdoors, so it might still do [AG] things. Then, you rearrange metal plates to keep the Pants from gaining dodge... it seems to have worked, somewhat at least? time will tell.
EoRR The Vore Wedding has been abandoned for the second time in a row! it is unlikely anyone will believe Hunger For Eggs On Toast if they try again. With that strange thing which I definitely can't read done, Jery uses 'Death'. Any [AG] entity which can kill someone with double damage next turn, will get a doubling to their damage! He really will bring death (at the hands of others)! The Globglogabgalab expends 10 Shwibbleglibberkind, and reveals why he is the shwabledauble. The only Shwable I've found on the internet is a navy pirate...er, pilot... who said something about germ warfare. the Globglogabgalab is the Shwable- navy pilot who mentions germ warfare- of the dauble. This is similar to the analogy of 'X is the dark souls of Y'. So, the Globglogabgalab is the [skilled pilot who has germs] of Dauble, which is obviously a species. But the Globglogabgalab is an elf, which means he's Such a [skilled pilot who has germs] that he gained honorary specieship. On this flawless logic, the Globglogabgalab gains the ability to fly until he runs out of fuel, letting him preform non-shwibbleglibberkind attacks. The Blaubuhblub attacks bardymcbardface, having no better things to target! minor wounds increases to Wounds. The Terror pants senses a backdoor being used, but it was poorly setup! they manage to quarantine the new copy of that virus, keeping from acting on them, and keeping themselves from being forced to act. WAHAHA! WALUIGIS TURN HAS COME TO ACT! WAAAT EVER SHOULD I DO? Would you believe..... nothing? WAAAAAT? WALUIGI DOES NOT AGREE! DOING NOTHING IS FOR BABIES, CORPSES, AND MONEY, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴡʜʏ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ғᴏʀ ʟᴜɪɢɪ, BUT WALUIGI IS NOT THE KIND OF PERSON TO DO THAT! well, you see, there's a reason you should do nothing. It's a pretty funny story, actuaWAAA, DON'T KID YOURSELF SETTING YOUR PANTALOONS ON FIRE! WALUIGI ALREADY KNOWS LUIGI WANTS THEM TO GO AWAY uh... no I don't?WAHAHAHAHA, LUIGI CAN HILARIOUS, DESPICABLE AS HE IS. BUT NO, LUIGI, WALUIGI WILL NOT DO NOTHING! WALUIGI IS GOING OUT THERE AND WALUIGI IS GETTING THINGS DONE! WAAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, LUIGI? Well... I say...HURRY UP LUIGI, WALUIGI DOESN'T HAVE ALL DAY! I say you've spent so long talking you ran out of turn. WAAANACCEPTAshush, you ran out of talking tWALUIGI WILL NOT ACCEPT RULES FROM THE INFERIOno, really, shush. I'm running out of ideas here. FINE. WALUIGI WILL REMEMBER THIS! With the roundly circus out of the way, it's time for... the next roundly circus. No, not the Godmodder. It's a literal circus, stuffed in a ball! Wait, that was the Godmodder's action... huh. Lastly, the godmodder manages to get close enough to the Cosmic monolith that... as their slide attack does one of the damage ticks... they just barely... hit! (monolith's dodge roll: 16/100) 16 damage to the Monolith!
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[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng.
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...Great, the Godmodder's still on the move. Where are they headed exactly? Oh right, the so-called Vore Wedding. I don't see any Wedding going on so I don't really see a point in stopping the Godmodder in heading to the wedding. Have fun Godmodder!
Now, what on earth is happening to the battlefield? This Mask of Hesitation guy seems dangerous. Oh, and he's assisting the Godmodder. Great. Looks like I'll target the Mask with... huh, I'm hesitating. Well done, Mask. I'll hold back on attacking it and instead give myself a charge (+1 to Adrunkendwarf).
On the otherhand, there's a Circus Ball. Great, I hate the Circus. And Clowns. Seeing as this new, terrifying thing is here, I'm going to try and stay away from it.
Woah, hold up! I've still got these 11 ham rolls that I walked into the battlefield with. I'm going to eat them all now to heal all of my wounds.
heh. since your description there was funny, you charge an extra 0.5! Then you...stay away from the clowns? And eat ham rolls for healing! you are now uninjured.
The Tabaxi laughs. "Do you think you can hurt me, creature?" Then under his breath -"ow that hurt." The Tabaxi shrugs it off, and casts Mass Cure Wounds on himself and anyone opposing the Godmodder (up to six people can take this, first come first served! (I'm number 1)), healing 51 HP (using 9th level spell slot). The Tabaxi then turns to the people in the battlefield and speaks:
"Friends and Allies attacking the Godmodder! I wish to learn more of why we are doing this. I will cast the stoneturning spell and spend my time in this state exploring the past. I will make it my mission to read every action so I may understand how to harm the Godmodder and slay its mighty henchmen. I may be inactive for a while- please do your best to persist whilst I am away!" With this, the Tabaxi casts Meld into Stone and freezes in a meditative state. It spends the last of its turn charging itself.
On a side note, 91 pages? I applaud you Joebobobob for sticking with this for so long! I might not have been here in the beginning but mark my words I will pursue this battle to the bitter end. ((thanks. though the duration I've stuck to this so far is a lot less them some similar people- some have reached thousands of pages, in fact. Also, speaking realistically, I might not ever reach the end of the game- it's been over a year and a half, and the game's only one-twelveth over by raw Godmodder HP))
You heal yourself to Minor Wounds! Then, you hide inside a rock, and charge once.
Eishalon Turn: The Mask of Hesitation does its best to lurch at the Monolith! it lurches in the right direction(63), and misses(34).
As I become conscious and capable of thought again, I look around to see what happened. Oh, this is good. I look at the Circus ball, the mask, and stuff. Everything is just fine.
I Scream into the sky "WOORRRMMYY!!!!" Given that wormy is 180 or so ft in the air and has a flying speed of 90, I'll probably have to wait at least one turn for him to come flying back down. In the meantime however, I'm going to touch myself and cast Enhance Ability. With Bear's Endurance, I gain 11 temporary hit points. That's All i'll do for now, as my Armour and maces have been left on Wormy's back. I'll give myself a charge though, not sure what that does but seems fun (+1 for Garfield)
You summon your mount, create a temporary shield, and store a charge!
The Terror Pants and FSM idle! because they have no orders. The FSM seems mostly cured, as does the terror pants; it looks like sickness can only lay them so low... The Mask of Hesitation lurches a little again, and...(80)(10) misses by way of Cosmic Monolith avoiding it! The Pelicans idle too. Then the Monolith whirrrs as the time comes. The Sun becomes as sackcloth, and the sky red as blood. The Monolith rises into the air, glowing red. Not red As blood, but redder then it. It seems to burn from within, its ancient mechanisms spinning. a while light swirls around it for a moment, remnants of the mithril in its construction, as the monolith hovors ominously, with a Crack, the marked targets vanish as the Monolith crackles with energy, bolts of red and black light dancing across its surface. Wherever they are gone to, a time later they return. Jery? The avatar is dispelled, as close to death as it already was. The Globglogabgalab, on the other hand, is shaken... they seem to have lost 45 Shwibbleglibberkind and 40 fuel going through Doomsday. The Globglogabgalab expended its action to use the fuel to reduce Shwibbleglibberkind expenditure. The Blaubuhblub attacks adrunkendwarf, inflicting light wounds! And they just got back to full, too... The Circus ball bounces around! There's laughter inside, which rules out any mines that don't suck at their job... It seems to have trouble controlling its motion, and (4) careens into a wall, taking 10 damage... ten out of ten, clowns. if you can't beat 'm, slowly commit sudoku! Waluigi tromps around the battlefield, and... starts weightlifting. WAAAAA, WAAAT IS SO WAAAIRD ABOUT THIS, LUIGI? Well, aren't you plenty strong? and big? WAAAA, WALUIGI TAKES GOOD CARE OF WALUIGI'S BODY. and you don't seem like the type to exercise...WAAAA. WALUIGI ONLY DOES THINGS THAT MEET WALUIGIS WAAANDERFUL AND EXACTING STANDARDS. ...then why are you lifting weights. CLEARLY THIS ACTION IS MEETING ALL WALUIGI'S GLORIOUS STANDARDS, OBVIOUSLY. ...fine, sure, whatever. The Godmodder is Warferin Slidng! since there is no vore wedding, he turns around and does a slide-by attack on the... Terror Pants! this does 64 damage. Then, the Godmodder starts up a charge. 1/3 for Smile More
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). Hacked(lesser). statis sikund (almost gone). worn by WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi. [A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 57/57 HP 16A/-16 1/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes (nearlt gon). [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 47%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 60/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Minor Avatar of Jery : Violently removed from the permises of this reality. [AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 30 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab. [AG] Circus Ball 120/120 HP, is full of clowns. or mimes. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 1/3 Smile More
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Welp, the Eishalon is really starting to get on my nerves. Now I have to perform another Find Familiar Ritual, which I don't want to do right now.
Regardless, I think that there's a bit I can do to help the battlefield right now. I pull out a portable hole, open it up, and grab one Ravioli Machine Gun in each hand! I then load each one with 10 cans of Chef Boyardee's, and proceed to go full ham on Jery.
"I'd just like to remind you that you were NOT responsible for Jerry's Death!"
Once Jery has been adequately soaked with piping hot ravioli, I try to deduce if there might be any clues as to cures for these sicknesses.
Orders: Cosmic Monolith, it's DOOMSDAY! Fire your wrath upon Jery, the Globglogobgalab, and the Godmodder!
Everyone else, hang tight for now while I figure out how to cure this.
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I collect 3x rocks for no reason... is this really me who is doing this?
Dear GuestsThe weather was not ideal so we were voreced to
delay the Vore wedding. At least that was what the Vorecast was predicting.
So we delayed it. But now you can come next round vore real.
Sorry.
I swallow a mysterious card. The plot thicken.
I finally get the cake and the food for the VW.
Yeah... this should really happen
Due to weather constraints the vore wedding 🚷 had to be pushed back, but we now resume out regularly scheduled program
But fortunately none of the decorations expired due to the fact that almost everything in our wedding is made of rocks.. for uh some? Reason
anyways I need some suits for my pelicans, and since they made my suit I’ll make suits for them. (Out of rock thread of course)
I also remove the void shards from my pelicans.
And I’ll convert these void shards into soul shards because my soul is empty and void means empty so therefore they are compatible with my soul
You fly up really high! then, you transform yourself into a really big version of yourself which is actually made of metal! Then, adrunkendwarf heats you up, setting the really big you that is made of metal on fire! but, uh... there's air currents to consider, and the Godmodder's not that big of a target, and I think that's far enough away to make aiming hard in the first place, so...
(DC17 + DC 4, 12) The Statue-you instead crashes directly into the Globglogabgalab. They expend their action and 20 shwibbleglibberkind to dampen the blow, but you still burn up 40 of their Shwibbleglibberkind with the impact.
The Metal is heated, raising its damage! Sadly, the Godmodder wasn't in the place at the time.
Then, you cast Geas on Waluigi! (dc4, he rolls a 4)
WAAAAAA, WALUIGI MAY BE DUMB, BUT WALUIGI IS NOT STUPID! DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED YOU CASTED A GEESE AT ME! CHEAP TRICK, PURPLE LUIGI! WA-HA-HA...
You manage to do 17 damage to the blaubuhblub through their ablative coating! Additionally, you start your charge... it occurs to you that Wario might not have much reason to stay here. he doesn't adventure for the thrill, like -A CONNOSEIUR- connoisseur, actually. WAAA, SUSH. no. WEH.
Eishalon turn
The Mask finally realizes something. Since it's Really Buff, it can just hit people. Like, with its fists. er... it doesn't have those. Ok, with its spare tentacles. close enough. Point is, it charges at the Cosmic Monolith and does its best to grab it! Except... (1d100:15) It charges into the wrong direction and (1d100:19) manages to ram into Jery for 10 damage! perfection.
Oh, so Phil was from a find familiar spell? don't those summon spirits and make them pretend to be animals, as opposed to the actual beast?
You soak Jery in Ravioli! and ham! he takes 30 damage, but it looks like he plans to eat the rest of it!
then, you investigate the sickness! You think if you can remove the causal factors/exacerbators- the continual chargeup and the weirdness with the terror pant's health after reaching half health, respectively- for a little, it should cure them.
you apologize! Then you eat a... card... and make food for the wedding. Well, maybe it'll work out, maybe it won't.
how would decorations expire, anyway?
You make suits for your pelicans, and take the void shards out of the pellicans. however, While attempting to absorb the Void shards, you run into a couple problems...
First of all, there are some holes in the train of logic there. for example, it's called a Soul Point, not a soul Shard, so you need to show a bit more of a connection.
Second of all,since you've fused with Hungry Visitor into one entity, your soul is no longer so empty as before. While Srovy may be able to Benefit, Hunger for Eggs on Toast would suffer all the normal issues of eating someone else's soul.
EoRR
The Terror Pants idles... or maybe... are they waiting for the [AG] phase?
The FSM idles as well, but its special ticks up again... the infection still seems to be slowing down. a little, anyway.
The Mask of Hesitation doesn't give up! It charges at the Cosmic Monolith (1d100: 8) and manages to fail completely! (1d100: 40) this time, it just sorta falls back-first to the ground.
The Pelicans prepare for the wedding.
The Cosmic Monolith uses Doomsday.
There is a great thremor. The sun becomes as sackcloth, and the sky red as blood. the monolith rises into the air, glowing red. redder then blood. It seems to burn with an inner fire, ancient mechanisms whirring. a white light swirls around it, remnants of the mithril in its construction, as the monolith hovers ominously. black lightning crackles as it targets WAAAAAAA, SHUT UP BROWN LUIGI. WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT WAAAAAT'S HAPPENINGCwell excuse me for trying to be dramatiWAAAAY WAAAULD YOU WAAANT TO BE DRAMATIC ABOUT THIS, BROWN LUIGI? THIS IS THE TARGETING WAAAART! ALL RED BOX LUIGI IS GOING TO DO IS LOOK AT THEM FUNNY! WAAAT ARE YOU WAAAAITING FOR?
Fine, fine. The Monolith targeLOOKS ATts the Godmodder, Jery, and the Globglogabgalab. They each take 3 damage... well, except the Godmodder. he catches the targeting projectile and stops it from hitting him.
Jery eats some of the food that was left on him, healing 5 hp.
The terror pants (dc 10, rolls 5) are such hacked! It uses rockets, machine gun, and spray and pray! this does a total of...
0+0+0 to the Monolith, meaning it dodged, or was missed by, all of them
6+0 to the Spageti monster (rockets hit and Spray and pray missed)
6+35 to itself (both rockets and spray and pray hit)
and nothing to both of the pelicans. (spray and pray missed)
The Globglogabgalab is busy mitigating damage from the giant statue!
The Blaubuhblub growls at the Tabaxi Bard, before biting them. Bardymcbardface has recieved Minor wounds!
Then Waluigi had an idea. a terrible idea.WA-HA-HA, DON'T KID YOURSELF BROWN LUIGI. WALUIGI HAS THE BEST IDEAS. NOW GET BACK TO NARRATING. WALUIGI CAN'T DO ALL OF THE WORK AROUND HERE! ...Waluigi walks over to the Terror Pants. Or, no. Waluigi walks between the players and the terror pants, eclipsing part of them. Then, Waluigi hops into the air, bending up their legs at just the right angle to appear to be wearing the Terror Pants. Then Waluigi takes a step back. PERFECTION AT THE
HANDSFEET OF WALUIGI!...Waluigi is now wearing the Terror Pants, and the appropriate size to do so.
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!
Lastly, the Godmodder puts on a hat. and a sword. and the sword is a shotgun! and picks up a staff! and boots! the boots go on his feet, not in his hands.
After a few more moments of getting kitted out, The Godmodder starts running towards the Vore Wedding, and then kicks out his feet in front of him! he slides across the ground at a roughly continual pace, nearing the wedding. as he slides, he holds out the staff and slowly swings it in a circle.
That's right, he's slide-attacking very, very slowly.
Normally, this kind of maneuver would be impossible, but, being the God-Modder, he is able to mod the mods to mod his movement in the appropriate manner, Allowing him to slide while moving otherwise. Not only that, but this continual movement will give him an extra 64 attack per round unless interrupted! oh no!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 199/235 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). Hacked. statis sikund . worn by WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi.









1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 36%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 64/65 HP 18A/-18 2/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 76/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Minor Avatar of Jery 82/120 HP 2/2 Wifi 4/4 DEATH 4/6 chisps 4/8 I'm out of here. ravioli'd.
[AG] Globglogabgalab 127/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,
flibberblaubuhblub!Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). ate a card.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded, metal statyu. guardian spirits.
BardymcBardface: minor wounds!
Welp, guess it's time for me to get to counterhacking! I pull out my trusty counterhack supplies and attempt to regain control of the Terror Pants.
If I manage to do that, I spend some time fixing some metal plates to the lower half of the terror pants. Hopefully that stops it from becoming the Terror Shorts.
Orders: FSM, launch that meatball at Jery! Phil... Oh wait, Phil's still dead. Terror Pants, stop... Terror Pants? TERROR PANTS!!!! Cosmic Monolith, detonate Doomsday!
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The Godmodder continues sliding straight ahead,bouncing up and down on the diagonal dirt bits. Somehow.
You entangle the Godmodder... (continuing in next response)
You also protect Garfield while simultaneously trapping them.
And the entangling vines swell! The Godmodder's speed slows precipitously as they hold him, but it would appear that he is still sliding forwards very, very slowly... when he exits the Vined zone, he'll probably return to normal! Because that's just the way he slides, apparently.
Eishalon Turn!
(1d100, 51) The Eishalon, ever-determined, lurches towards the Cosmic Monolith! With a mighty slash, it... (1d100, 28) slashes through empty air as the monolith bends space around itself. Curses! another miss!
...if you're incapable of thought, how are you maintaining concentration on the spell? With a poof, you return to being a living person instead of a statue.
you do your best to regain control... The Terror Pants is now less likely to act as [AG]! That said, you might have missed any number of backdoors, so it might still do [AG] things.

Then, you rearrange metal plates to keep the Pants from gaining dodge... it seems to have worked, somewhat at least? time will tell.
EoRR
The Vore Wedding has been abandoned for the second time in a row! it is unlikely anyone will believe Hunger For Eggs On Toast if they try again.
With that strange thing which I definitely can't read done, Jery uses 'Death'. Any [AG] entity which can kill someone with double damage next turn, will get a doubling to their damage! He really will bring death (at the hands of others)!
The Globglogabgalab expends 10 Shwibbleglibberkind, and reveals why he is the shwabledauble.
The only Shwable I've found on the internet is a navy pirate...er, pilot... who said something about germ warfare. the Globglogabgalab is the Shwable- navy pilot who mentions germ warfare- of the dauble. This is similar to the analogy of 'X is the dark souls of Y'. So, the Globglogabgalab is the [skilled pilot who has germs] of Dauble, which is obviously a species. But the Globglogabgalab is an elf, which means he's Such a [skilled pilot who has germs] that he gained honorary specieship. On this flawless logic, the Globglogabgalab gains the ability to fly until he runs out of fuel, letting him preform non-shwibbleglibberkind attacks.
The Blaubuhblub attacks bardymcbardface, having no better things to target! minor wounds increases to Wounds.
The Terror pants senses a backdoor being used, but it was poorly setup! they manage to quarantine the new copy of that virus, keeping from acting on them, and keeping themselves from being forced to act.
WAHAHA! WALUIGIS TURN HAS COME TO ACT! WAAAT EVER SHOULD I DO?
Would you believe..... nothing?
WAAAAAT? WALUIGI DOES NOT AGREE! DOING NOTHING IS FOR BABIES, CORPSES, AND MONEY, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴡʜʏ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ғᴏʀ ʟᴜɪɢɪ, BUT WALUIGI IS NOT THE KIND OF PERSON TO DO THAT!
well, you see, there's a reason you should do nothing. It's a pretty funny story, actuaWAAA, DON'T KID YOURSELF SETTING YOUR PANTALOONS ON FIRE! WALUIGI ALREADY KNOWS LUIGI WANTS THEM TO GO AWAY uh... no I don't?WAHAHAHAHA, LUIGI CAN HILARIOUS, DESPICABLE AS HE IS. BUT NO, LUIGI, WALUIGI WILL NOT DO NOTHING! WALUIGI IS GOING OUT THERE AND WALUIGI IS GETTING THINGS DONE! WAAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, LUIGI?
Well... I say...HURRY UP LUIGI, WALUIGI DOESN'T HAVE ALL DAY!
I say you've spent so long talking you ran out of turn.
WAAANACCEPTAshush, you ran out of talking tWALUIGI WILL NOT ACCEPT RULES FROM THE INFERIOno, really, shush. I'm running out of ideas here. FINE. WALUIGI WILL REMEMBER THIS!
With the roundly circus out of the way, it's time for... the next roundly circus. No, not the Godmodder. It's a literal circus, stuffed in a ball! Wait, that was the Godmodder's action... huh.
Lastly, the godmodder manages to get close enough to the Cosmic monolith that... as their slide attack does one of the damage ticks... they just barely... hit! (monolith's dodge roll: 16/100) 16 damage to the Monolith!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 199/215 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). Hacked(lesser). statis sikund (lesser) . worn by WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi.









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[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 60/60 HP 16A/-16 1/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 60/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Minor Avatar of Jery 19/120 HP 2/2 Wifi 1/4 DEATH 5/6 chisps 5/8 I'm out of here. ravioli'd.
[AG] Globglogabgalab 127/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 70 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,
waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab.
[AG] Circus Ball 120/120 HP, is full of clowns. or mimes.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). ate a card. Completely untrustworthy.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits.
BardymcBardface: Wounds!
heh. since your description there was funny, you charge an extra 0.5!
Then you...stay away from the clowns?
And eat ham rolls for healing! you are now uninjured.
You heal yourself to Minor Wounds! Then, you hide inside a rock, and charge once.
Eishalon Turn:
The Mask of Hesitation does its best to lurch at the Monolith! it lurches in the right direction(63), and misses(34).
You summon your mount, create a temporary shield, and store a charge!
The Terror Pants and FSM idle! because they have no orders.
The FSM seems mostly cured, as does the terror pants; it looks like sickness can only lay them so low...
The Mask of Hesitation lurches a little again, and...(80) (10) misses by way of Cosmic Monolith avoiding it!
The Pelicans idle too.
Then the Monolith whirrrs as the time comes. The Sun becomes as sackcloth, and the sky red as blood. The Monolith rises into the air, glowing red. Not red As blood, but redder then it. It seems to burn from within, its ancient mechanisms spinning. a while light swirls around it for a moment, remnants of the mithril in its construction, as the monolith hovors ominously,
with a Crack, the marked targets vanish as the Monolith crackles with energy, bolts of red and black light dancing across its surface. Wherever they are gone to, a time later they return. Jery? The avatar is dispelled, as close to death as it already was. The Globglogabgalab, on the other hand, is shaken... they seem to have lost 45 Shwibbleglibberkind and 40 fuel going through Doomsday.
The Globglogabgalab expended its action to use the fuel to reduce Shwibbleglibberkind expenditure.
The Blaubuhblub attacks adrunkendwarf, inflicting light wounds! And they just got back to full, too...
The Circus ball bounces around! There's laughter inside, which rules out any mines that don't suck at their job... It seems to have trouble controlling its motion, and (4) careens into a wall, taking 10 damage... ten out of ten, clowns. if you can't beat 'm, slowly commit sudoku!
Waluigi tromps around the battlefield, and... starts weightlifting. WAAAAA, WAAAT IS SO WAAAIRD ABOUT THIS, LUIGI? Well, aren't you plenty strong? and big? WAAAA, WALUIGI TAKES GOOD CARE OF WALUIGI'S BODY. and you don't seem like the type to exercise...WAAAA. WALUIGI ONLY DOES THINGS THAT MEET WALUIGIS WAAANDERFUL AND EXACTING STANDARDS. ...then why are you lifting weights. CLEARLY THIS ACTION IS MEETING ALL WALUIGI'S GLORIOUS STANDARDS, OBVIOUSLY. ...fine, sure, whatever.
The Godmodder is Warferin Slidng! since there is no vore wedding, he turns around and does a slide-by attack on the... Terror Pants! this does 64 damage.
Then, the Godmodder starts up a charge. 1/3 for Smile More
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). Hacked(lesser). statis sikund (almost gone). worn by WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi.









1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 47%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 57/57 HP 16A/-16 1/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air, statusicknes (nearlt gon).
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 60/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Minor Avatar of Jery : Violently removed from the permises of this reality.
[AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 30 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,
waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab.
[AG] Circus Ball 120/120 HP, is full of clowns. or mimes.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 1/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not.) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2). on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). ate a card. Completely untrustworthy.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: 1.5 charges stored, in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored