The officiant pelican speaks up: "We are gathered here for the wedding of Srovy and Hungry Visitor" "Are you, Srovy here of your own free will, and do you intend to marry Hungry Visitor."
The pelican ends the ceremony with following words "In front of these witnesses, this couple has declared their intention to join their lives in marriage..and we now accept them as Hunger For Eggs On Toast"
Sweet. I'm still busy studying the history of the past. Since I wasn't there, I'll go ahead and say that counts as an action- reading the flow of history. For the other two actions I'm going to do something really, really dumb. I'd like you to think back to post #28, #29, and #31.
29 (Joebobob): The Godmodder conjures a chicken in front of the Basilisk.
Chicken: 20/20 HP ...Uh oh.
30 (Master_of_Wolves): I shoot another 2 missiles at the chicken, with the portable hole-bag of holding combo.
31 (Joebobob):you do that! the chicken dies, instantly, in the sense that it is now on the astral plane as opposed to on the field.
So far in my studying of the past, the only time that the astral field has been mentioned is when this chicken was sent to it. So I'm going to bring it back.
The Stone Statue the Tabaxi resides in begins to glow. It's a very faint glow, and not very noticeable, but a glow nonetheless... Somewhere on the Astral Plane, a small blue glow begins to appear.
Astral Plane Chicken: 2/20 charges. Prepare to be brought into this world, chicken. Let's hope you're capable of taking down the Godmodder.
You study the history of the past! This will give you random benefits when making use of the knowledge of the past! You also start charging for an astral plane chicken! Here's your first chargequest puzzle: how do you plan to find the chicken? it might have wandered off! brute force will work, but might something else be more efficient?
OOC: BardyMcBardyface, You're summoning a chicken?
Looking at the Mask of Hesitation, I think. I was here when this thing was created. From what I've seen it's invincible! Surely the Godmodder wasn't dumb enough to make something that was stronger than himself? No, surely the Godmodder created some sort of insta-weakness in case the mask turned on him. But what could it be? Physic damage?
Focusing on the Mask of Hesitation, I channel Feeblemind, expending the half-charge as well as an action. "Let's see if you hesitate on this!!"
Then, I look at the circus ball. "Let's get rid of you." I cast fireball, expending the other charge as well in a lame attempt to kill it with fire instantly so I don't have to deal with it. Pleasedon'tturnintoabunchofclownsPleasedon'tturnintoabunchofclownsPleasedon'tturnintoabunchofclownsPleasedon'tturnintoabunchofclowns
you cast Feeblemind on it! M. of Hesitation reacts Mentally [33] M. of Hesitation resists the assault [ 8] One damage mite! On that note, the Mask of Hesitation isn't invulnerable; it's simply the mask part which cannot be destroyed while Flex Tape is attached.
Then you cast fireball on the circus ball! It explodes the circus ball, turning it into a bunch of clow*shot*. ok, fine, not really. It slams into the circus ball, doing 45 damage! The Circus Ball is now looking rather scorched.
Eishalon Turn: The Mask of Hesitation is slightly woozy... but no, there's something it has to do! It raises its staff,and begins to rapidly burn away at the infection within it... The Hungry Visitation will no longer grow without further effort!
Ah yes, A genius Idea springs to mind. One that might - no, will - get me killed. I expend the one charge I have to summon... A Decent Tennis Racket. Jumping on Wormy's back, I get into my most Glorious pose and raise my new Tennis Racket into the sky, and shout in my manliest voice -
"Waluigi! While I may not be able to beat you in looks, with your pristine physical condition, WAA worthy wonderosity, and capable celebrity Chin, I do know I can beat you in one thing - A game of Tennis! If you truly believe that you are 'WALUIGI NUMBER WAAN!' then you'll be able to last at least 5 minutes in a match with me, the king of Tennis! Don't worry, to save your dignity, I'll go easy on you."
As I stand, there, I pray a silent prayer to my god, Thor - Thor, I know we haven't talked lately, but I need a small teensy little favour. You know how you can summon lightning at cool times to make people look cool? Well I need to learn how to play Tennis. Fast. Help.
Disclaimer - Yes, ADrunkenDwarf is my brother. Sorry, I forgot to check who was logged in.
WALUIGI IS NUMBER WAAN! NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN IN... ...tennis, you say? tennis. tennis... ...waa. waahaahaa. WAAHAAHAAHAA. WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...heh.
TRULY, LUIGI, I UNDERESTIMATED YOUR TOTAL FOOLISHNESS...! HAD YOU NO IDEA OF WALUIGI'S TROPHIES FOR TENNIS? MY PLAQUES FOR PING PONG?? YES... LET IT BE KNOWN... YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE. Waluigi snaps his fingers, teleporting both of you onto a small tennis court. floating in the air on one end are two eye-like sphNo, that's too much almost-plagiarism. think of something else. WAAAAAAAAAT? WALUIGI DOESN'T WAAAANT TO. Waluigi isn't a deity YET! and that means he has to listen to other people. weh. FINE. Waluigi snaps his fingers, teleporting both of you onto a small tennis court. floating in the aI said somWALUIGI IS SAYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT THIS TIME. LUIGI IS LESS PATIENT THEN WALUIGIS GRANDMOTHERS OVERALLS! ... Waluigi snaps his fingers, teleporting both of you onto a small tennis court. floating in the air above the court is a circle, divided in four parts. then Waluigi, hallowed be his name, notices you carrying a tennis racket. MORE TRICKERY FROM THE INFERIOR ITALIAN! NO, BALLS AND RAQUETS ARE NOT NEEDED. NOT FOR A GAME OF... Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis! BUT WALUIGI DOES NOT SEE YOUR CREDENTIALS! WHILE WALUIGI HAS BEEN PLAYING PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-PONG-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-THUMB WAR-MONOPOLY-TENNIS FOR YEARS, HAVE YOU? WALUIGI HAS A GOOD IDEA, BECAUSE ALL OF WALUIGIS IDEAS ARE GOOD IDEAS I beg to differ TO PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF FACING WALUIGI, THE NUMBER WAAAN, LUIGI WILL HAVE TO HAVE MORE POINTS THEN ONE OF WALUIGI'S THREE HANDS IN 4PONG WHILE BOTH HAVE MORE THEN 20 POINTS! DON'T WORRY, TO SAVE LUIGIS DIGNITY, WALUIGI WILL GO EASY ON THEM! WA-HA-HA! <you can click the button in the top-right for settings. set player velocity to 0.03, enemy to 0.02, and ball to 0.01; that's the setting I've managed it at third try, proving it's possible. submitting a screenshot of this will be a free action.> You also pray to Thor. Thors response is something along the lines of "I'm not great, but I can try to help.", right up until you tell him who you're facing. then he more or less gives up. Also, the charge is refunded, unless you want the racket anyway.
WALUIGI WILL SWEETEN THE DEAL FOR YOU! WALUIGI PLAYS FOR THE THRILL, LIKE A CONNOSEIUR, BUT YOU'RE NOT SOLD ON THIS: WALUIGI WILL HELP YOU OUT IF YOU WIN! BUT LET ME JUST TELL YOU... YOU WON'T. AND IF YOU DO, IT WILL BE BECAUSE YOU CHEATED. TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A PUMPKIN AND EAT IT!
The officiant pelican speaks up: "We are gathered here for the wedding of Srovy and Hungry Visitor" "Are you, Srovy here of your own free will, and do you intend to marry Hungry Visitor."
The pelican ends the ceremony with following words "In front of these witnesses, this couple has declared their intention to join their lives in marriage..and we now accept them as Hunger For Eggs On Toast"
You are now Vore-married! I'm not quite sure what this is supposed to accomplish.
"Oh! Congratulations, Srovy and Hungry Visitor!" Turning back to the Mask of Hesitation, I cast another spell, Vicious Mockery.
(can't be bothered typing in all caps so here's some insults I came up with (also this has taken me over 1/2 an hour because I KEEP HESITATING))
"Hey! Mask of Hesitation! Stop hiding your insecurities behind that stupid mask of yours!" (OOC: wow that was kinda bad)
"Man, that's an ugly mask- Oh wait, that's your face!" (OOC: honestly the only good insult I can come up with...)
"Masks are outdated now, everyone uses makeup to hide their ugly faces! Get with the program!" (OOC: I feel like I'm cyberbullying or something)
"You'll never be as good as the Godmodder! Heck, you can't even beat tape!" (OOC: why am I believing the Mask to be insecure? But it did get stuck with Flex Tape so that's kinda true. Maybe I should try and make the Mask turn on the Godmodder...)
One last thing: I'm working on an Idea to take down a couple of the Godmodder's entities, but in order to do that I'm going to need to be able to use a Class Feature. What are the rules regarding Class Features? Yay or Nay?
You Viciously mock the Mask of Hesitation! M. of Hesitationshrugs it off [38] Sadly for you, the mask rolled quite high, so your vicious words fail to find purchase, sliding off an impassive facade. also: You can do anything you want. That said, actions based on 'this class has this feature' don't get any intrinsic boost compared to other actions doing the same thing, unless the application is interesting. so, you can probably use the class feature, but if so you can do the same without it.
OOC: Yes, Adrunkendwarf, I'm making a Chicken. Why? Because A) I'm busy trying to read every post on here so I don't have time to focus on the present and B) The Godmodder can summon things way better than me. I'm giving it 20 charges so it's hopefully at least something worth summoning. I don't care what you say, I'm summoning a chicken. Also, work on your insults bud.
Reviewing the aspects of time from inside my stone statue, one thing seems to stand out to me.... No matter who comes and goes, each person here has come with intent to defeat the godmodder (Except Jack_Mundane8, who tried to assist the Godmodder. and pionoplayer, who was neutral. and negarestani, who summoned hostile entities.)... Our power lies in unity and numbers. One man can't make it alone. Who am I to believe that I can take on the Godmodder alone? I need to strengthen myself through the many allies that I have. It's time to call all my friends that I've gathered through my travels...
OOC: Basically, I've got cool ideas for summons but I can't be bothered hiding them. I'll list down all the summons that I've thought of, and with the power of friendship will expend actions to charge them as time goes on. (There's no action in this post sorry)
Astral Plane Chicken: 2/20. A chicken that died on the battlefield.
Band of loyal Kobolds (12 in total): The twelve kobolds I've encountered, who formed a cool wandering band. I'll come up with a charge count for them later, but they're all strong bards. Probably 10 summons each? 0/120
120 charges is a lot. I'm not saying you can't, but it'll take a long time, and you can make them quite worthwhile without nearly that many. the Cosmic Monolith, for comparison, was 50 charges, and it's the largest entity so far.
EoRR <Terror Pants, FSM, and Monolith idle due to lack of orders> As if in defiance, the Mask of Hesitation hefts the largest of their crystaline growths and throws it (57) straight into Hunger for Eggs on Toast, hitting them in the chest. The partial Awakened status is no match for the attack, crumbling apart without slowing it in the slightest, and the resulting impalement successfully lowers Hunger for Eggs on Toast to... light wounds. Being two people seems to have made them more durable... The Pelicans were busy doing wedding. The Globglogabgalab expends 10 Shwibbleglibberkind to make the Circus Ball capable of flight. Now the clowns can fly. The Blaubuhblub attacks... uh... Hunger for Eggs on Toast! acting in concert with the now-mobile Circus ball, they bring HfEoT down to Wounds. WAAAAluigi is busy setting up Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis! They do manifest themselves a small kitchen and start cooking on the side, though. how do they manifest it? Well, it's made entirely out of coins. So, it'll disappear if Mario or Luigi or something touch it, but it's very useful for Waluigi. and they got the coins from playing PBVPR4DHCTWMT against Wario, obviously.
The Godmodder Warfriam slids into the Vore Wedding and opens their mouth... only to realize they never asked for objections. Apparently Vore Weddings are different from normal weddings... The Godmodder proceeds to trash large parts of the wedding due to his Warframe sliding attack-tick proccing. As he slowly slides around awkwardly in the trashed wedding place, he drops another point into Smile More.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). worn by WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 55/55 HP 15A/-15 2/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 47%(+(8-3)/2*0 /r+3*0/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 60/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 30 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab. [AG] Circus Ball 75/120 HP, is full of clowns. or mimes. which can all fly. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 2/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). ate a card. Completely untrustworthy. Wounds. Large Voidshard Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis? BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism!
After the pact, the infection resumes in form of double as strong Hunger For Eggs On Toastification, adding small georelocation Srovy parts. These also have awakened, a feat that even hungry visitor did not accomplish. Way more resistant to being attacked etc. From ashes the assimilation rises stronger. My mouth body slowly folds inwards and attempts to triple vore the mask of hesitation. Hmm there was this card... probably not relevant for now. (Plot thicken)
OOC: Wowie, that's a lot of stuff. I realized that the idea I had only worked on Undead, so don't worry, I've scrapped it. I don't think the Mask of Hesitation is undead...
Right, so the Mask of Hesitation is damageable! I offer my thanks to my chosen deity, Joebobob, for the wisdom they have enlightened me with. I turn to focus on the Circu-
OH GOD IT CAN FLY I'M SCARED OF FLYING CLOWNS (from joe: heh! that part was especially good.)
Deciding to instead stay away from the Circus Ball, I turn instead to the Globglogabgalab. "You did that! You'll regret it!" Raising my hand to point at it, I cast Power Word Kill, focusing on the Globglogabgalab. I look to the Circus Ball next, and decide to do the same thing. I cast Power Word Kill, focusing on the Circus Ball. Please Work...
I'm not sure what your ruling is on the Power Words, but to even my chances I'm going to split my third action in half and give it to the previous two actions.
The Globglogabgalab has more then 100 cumulative hitpoint-equivalents! also, the Circus Ball isn't A creature; there's more then one Clown in there. That said, you do manage to kill some of the clowns inside, doing 40 damage to the ball and 30 damage to the clowns within! ((my ruling on power words is the same as my ruling on everything else: If it's funny, interesting, or you put enough actions behind it for the effect, it'll work. If it's none of the above, it probably won't work.)) ((...and the mask of hestitation is unundead.)) +25 Divine power: Joebobob.
OOC: Alright, thanks for the heads-up about the summonings! I'll spend less on the Kobolds then (I haven't decided how much yet).
[1 Turn used to look into the Past yet again]
Floating inside the statue, I strengthen the opening to the Astral Plane. If I focus on the blue dot in front of me, I can open it up into a form of window...
I look into the Astral Plane. The chicken's nowhere to be found (yet). So I guess I should look for it. But for now, I need to make my connection with the Astral Plane stronger, so I can find the chicken. How? I know the location where it first died, from the history of the battlefield. I'll start there- maybe I can retrace the chicken's steps. Or I could try and attract it to me (can spells be cast in the Astral Plane?)
Astral Plane Chicken: 4/20. Somewhere wandering the Astral Plane. To Summon it I must A) Open up a proper link to the Astral Plane so that I may enter through (link opens at 5/20), B) Find the resting place of the chicken (Takes unknown amount of time) and C) Gain enough energy to bring the Chicken out of the Astral Plane (which, of course, happens at 20/20).
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band.
you gain <Historian II>. spells can be cast in the astral plane as long as you can cast spells through whatever the portal your using is. Looking through the incomplete link, you see a pile of crumbled stones and brickwork floating/resting on the substance of the plane... you see the remains of what seems to have been a battle in the distance, too.
Sorry for missing the last few updates, I was on vacation in Boston.
Anyways,
I type the command run.piloteject into the terror pants' control console. Hopefully that'll get Waluigi out of there.
I also modify the FSM's meatballs to be significantly smaller, requiring no charge time but dealing significantly less damage.
Also, I put another charge into Displacer Beast.
2/10 for Displacer Beast.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
4/7 for Who turned out the lights?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
ADrunkenDwarf: 3
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (1 auction win)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
2/10 for Displacer Beast
YOU JUST WANT WALUIGI TO LEAVE, EH? ARE YOU THAT REPULSED BY WALUIGI'S GLORY? Hmmm... Weh. Waluigi shrugs and exits the Terror Pants. Notably, he is still gigantic, meaning he continues to have spectacularly sizeable slacks; they are simply a different set of slacks. You turn 'Cannon meatball' into a more general boost to attacking prowess. woo? and another charge in displacer beast. Eishalonturn: The Mask struggles against HfEoT! it keeps them from being eat'd.
After the pact, the infection resumes in form of double as strong Hunger For Eggs On Toastification, adding small georelocation Srovy parts. These also have awakened, a feat that even hungry visitor did not accomplish. Way more resistant to being attacked etc. From ashes the assimilation rises stronger. My mouth body slowly folds inwards and attempts to triple vore the mask of hesitation. Hmm there was this card... probably not relevant for now. (Plot thicken)
You successfully improve your infection! Then you try to eat the Mask of Hesitation. However, it is too buff, and pushes you off. Also, the legel voring proceudur requires a willing consumified person, and they're not yet mostly-you. Something something card something something?
(I can't figure out how to put the screenshot in the actual post, will pull out my credentials as soon as I can figure that out.)
"Alright, Waluigi! I'll get my proof in a few seconds!" I say to Waluigi, rumaging around in my pockets. "Oh, no, looks like I left it at... uhh... Home? I'll summon it to me as soon as I can!" I then fly (on wormy's back) into the air so that I can be safe for the meantime.
As for my other two actions... for now, I'm going to turn them into charges and give them to the shopkeeper, since I'm not sure what to do right now.
(on the right side of the top bar of the post maker, four icons from the edge, is the insert/edit image button. Alternatively, just post a link to the image (right click, copy image address, paste.) you stall. Waluigi squints at you. but allows you to do so. You also donate two charges to the shopkeeper! do you want them to go to his 'who turned out the lights' charge, or the displacer beast charge?
Buying of completely normal tape and combining it with the cosmetic items into Flex tape bc you flex with cosmetic items. It now flex tape.
you get (3+2+3) rocks! You also... buy cosmetic items and normal tape? I'm not sure how this helps anything? your logic for converting it into flex tape doesn't make sense, and if it did, wouldn't the tape be stuck to the cosmetics? <Post power down because you are still only one of the two minds that would normally control the body.>
EoRR The Terror Pants, FSM, and Monolith continue to idle due to lack of orders, despite the return of their owner. The Mask of Hesitation flicks one of its tendrils, launching a volley of Voidshards at the Cosmic Monolith and HfEoT. only one of them, aimed at HfEoT, is aimed incorrectly, and that one randomly hits(1d4:2) the flying spageti monster. The ones aimed at the Monolith, one hits, one is dodged. the one hitting the monolith does 1D40:36 damage. The one hitting the monster does 1d40:35 damage. Lastly, the one that hits HfEoT is insufficient to lower them a full tier of health. The Globglogabgalab sees this is is a relatively calm round- from their perspective. They take this moment to explain what being a Shwabledauble entails. first of all, what is a Shwable? by cursory internet search, it can refer to bike tires. From this we can discern it involves wheels, which are for motion. Wheels can also be used to redirect momentum; pushing one side up will spin around and push the other down. and a dauble? a much more intensive internet search turns up no definitions, but does mention some governors who were a 'dauble'. so, a shwabledauble is a wheel governor, or perhaps a governor of transportation. In this manner, Shwabledauble has a synergism with the Waublegauble ability, granting it increased fuel and power. At cost of 40 Shwibbleglibberkind, the Globglogabgalab regains themselves an additional 70 fuel and gains the multiplier of being a Shwabledauble. The Blaubuhblub begins to reenter the Globglogabgalab... oh no! If they can reenter, they might return later with full health! Stop them!
The Circus ball charges at A Drunken Dwarf, dive-bombing them from above! Oh no! if they aren't stopped, they'll crash into a drunken dwarf and probably traumatise them for life!
Waluigi grabs all the Salt from the pelicans and continues their cooking. ow. The Godmodder slides over to Hunger for Eggs on Toast. they said they would do an afterparty! They said it would be hours! What kind of Afterparty doesn't even start and has the newlyweds go off to gather things while half of them sleep? So saying, the Godmodder continues to twirl his presumably-present warframe weapon and slams it into HfEoT as they slide around, doing another stack of Wounds. Because they deserved that. The Godmodder also puts another point in 'Smile More'.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 53.25%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 0.1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 100 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab. [AG] Circus Ball 35/120 HP, is full of clowns. or mimes. which can all fly. and 30 hp of those clown/mimes are dead. Dive Bomb in one! [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). ate a card. Completely untrustworthy. Serious Wounds. ag odhr Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis? BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism II!
Hunger For Eggs On Toast coughs out a mysterious card, drenched with blood. On it you can see 2 words it starts with N and ends with u. NO U The Godmodder slams himself with his warframe weapon instead. A stack of wounds disappears and appears on the Godmodder. Then Hunger For Eggs On Toast explains reality the meaning of the word flex: [TOP DEFINITION] Flex Showing offyour valuables in a non-humble way
Man1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet Man2: don't be flexing on me like that n***a
Hunger For Eggs On Toast argues that showing off cosmetic items is flexing and thus should combine with the tape to become flex tape. Oh well...
A small puddle of unknown liquid starts to gather on the ground and it uses the three action of its to form other small puddles around it to act as slippery slidey areas of slipperiness
The officiant pelican speaks up:
"We are gathered here for the wedding of Srovy and Hungry Visitor"
"Are you, Srovy here of your own free will, and do you intend to marry Hungry Visitor."
I respond:
Yes I am here of my own free will, and I do intend to marry Hungry Visitor (no_pedestrians)
The pelican continues:
"Are you, Hungry Visitor here of your own free will, and do you intend to marry Srovy."
Yes I am here of my own free will and intend to marry Srovy (no_pedestrians)
The officiant pelican continues
"Do you take Hungry Visitor to be your lawfully wedded Vore Bro"
I do
The Pelican continues
"And do you take Srovy to be your lawfully wedded Vore Bro"
I do
The pelican ends the ceremony with following words
"In front of these witnesses, this couple has declared their intention to join their lives in marriage..and we now accept them as Hunger For Eggs On Toast"
You study the history of the past! This will give you random benefits when making use of the knowledge of the past!
You also start charging for an astral plane chicken! Here's your first chargequest puzzle: how do you plan to find the chicken? it might have wandered off! brute force will work, but might something else be more efficient?
you cast Feeblemind on it!
M. of Hesitation reacts Mentally [33]
M. of Hesitation resists the assault [ 8]
One damage mite! On that note, the Mask of Hesitation isn't invulnerable; it's simply the mask part which cannot be destroyed while Flex Tape is attached.
Then you cast fireball on the circus ball! It explodes the circus ball, turning it into a bunch of clow*shot*.
ok, fine, not really. It slams into the circus ball, doing 45 damage! The Circus Ball is now looking rather scorched.
Eishalon Turn:
The Mask of Hesitation is slightly woozy... but no, there's something it has to do! It raises its staff,and begins to rapidly burn away at the infection within it... The Hungry Visitation will no longer grow without further effort!
WALUIGI IS NUMBER WAAN! NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN IN...
...tennis, you say?
tennis.
tennis...
...waa.
waahaahaa.
WAAHAAHAAHAA.
WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...heh.
TRULY, LUIGI, I UNDERESTIMATED YOUR TOTAL FOOLISHNESS...!
HAD YOU NO IDEA OF WALUIGI'S TROPHIES FOR TENNIS? MY PLAQUES FOR PING PONG?? YES... LET IT BE KNOWN... YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.
Waluigi snaps his fingers, teleporting both of you onto a small tennis court. floating in the air on one end are two eye-like sphNo, that's too much almost-plagiarism. think of something else.
WAAAAAAAAAT? WALUIGI DOESN'T WAAAANT TO. Waluigi isn't a deity YET! and that means he has to listen to other people.
weh. FINE. Waluigi snaps his fingers, teleporting both of you onto a small tennis court. floating in the aI said somWALUIGI IS SAYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT THIS TIME. LUIGI IS LESS PATIENT THEN WALUIGIS GRANDMOTHERS OVERALLS!
...
Waluigi snaps his fingers, teleporting both of you onto a small tennis court. floating in the air above the court is a circle, divided in four parts. then Waluigi, hallowed be his name, notices you carrying a tennis racket. MORE TRICKERY FROM THE INFERIOR ITALIAN! NO, BALLS AND RAQUETS ARE NOT NEEDED. NOT FOR A GAME OF...
Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis!
BUT WALUIGI DOES NOT SEE YOUR CREDENTIALS! WHILE WALUIGI HAS BEEN PLAYING PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-PONG-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-THUMB WAR-MONOPOLY-TENNIS FOR YEARS, HAVE YOU? WALUIGI HAS A GOOD IDEA, BECAUSE ALL OF WALUIGIS IDEAS ARE GOOD IDEAS I beg to differ TO PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF FACING WALUIGI, THE NUMBER WAAAN, LUIGI WILL HAVE TO HAVE MORE POINTS THEN ONE OF WALUIGI'S THREE HANDS IN 4PONG WHILE BOTH HAVE MORE THEN 20 POINTS! DON'T WORRY, TO SAVE LUIGIS DIGNITY, WALUIGI WILL GO EASY ON THEM! WA-HA-HA!
<you can click the button in the top-right for settings. set player velocity to 0.03, enemy to 0.02, and ball to 0.01; that's the setting I've managed it at third try, proving it's possible. submitting a screenshot of this will be a free action.>
You also pray to Thor. Thors response is something along the lines of "I'm not great, but I can try to help.", right up until you tell him who you're facing. then he more or less gives up.
Also, the charge is refunded, unless you want the racket anyway.
WALUIGI WILL SWEETEN THE DEAL FOR YOU! WALUIGI PLAYS FOR THE THRILL, LIKE A CONNOSEIUR, BUT YOU'RE NOT SOLD ON THIS: WALUIGI WILL HELP YOU OUT IF YOU WIN! BUT LET ME JUST TELL YOU... YOU WON'T.
AND IF YOU DO, IT WILL BE BECAUSE YOU CHEATED. TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A PUMPKIN AND EAT IT!
You are now Vore-married! I'm not quite sure what this is supposed to accomplish.
You Viciously mock the Mask of Hesitation!
M. of Hesitation shrugs it off [38]
Sadly for you, the mask rolled quite high, so your vicious words fail to find purchase, sliding off an impassive facade.
also: You can do anything you want. That said, actions based on 'this class has this feature' don't get any intrinsic boost compared to other actions doing the same thing, unless the application is interesting. so, you can probably use the class feature, but if so you can do the same without it.
120 charges is a lot. I'm not saying you can't, but it'll take a long time, and you can make them quite worthwhile without nearly that many. the Cosmic Monolith, for comparison, was 50 charges, and it's the largest entity so far.
EoRR
<Terror Pants, FSM, and Monolith idle due to lack of orders>
As if in defiance, the Mask of Hesitation hefts the largest of their crystaline growths and throws it (57) straight into Hunger for Eggs on Toast, hitting them in the chest. The partial Awakened status is no match for the attack, crumbling apart without slowing it in the slightest, and the resulting impalement successfully lowers Hunger for Eggs on Toast to... light wounds. Being two people seems to have made them more durable...
The Pelicans were busy doing wedding.
The Globglogabgalab expends 10 Shwibbleglibberkind to make the Circus Ball capable of flight. Now the clowns can fly.
The Blaubuhblub attacks... uh... Hunger for Eggs on Toast! acting in concert with the now-mobile Circus ball, they bring HfEoT down to Wounds.
WAAAAluigi is busy setting up Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis! They do manifest themselves a small kitchen and start cooking on the side, though. how do they manifest it? Well, it's made entirely out of coins. So, it'll disappear if Mario or Luigi or something touch it, but it's very useful for Waluigi. and they got the coins from playing PBVPR4DHCTWMT against Wario, obviously.
The Godmodder Warfriam slids into the Vore Wedding and opens their mouth... only to realize they never asked for objections. Apparently Vore Weddings are different from normal weddings... The Godmodder proceeds to trash large parts of the wedding due to his Warframe sliding attack-tick proccing.
As he slowly slides around awkwardly in the trashed wedding place, he drops another point into Smile More.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). worn by WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 47%(+(8-3)/2*0 /r+3*0/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 55/55 HP 15A/-15 2/3 Cannon Meatball stuck in air.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 3 rocks, 2 salt, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 6 rocks, 6 salt, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 60/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 30 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,
waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab.
[AG] Circus Ball 75/120 HP, is full of clowns. or mimes. which can all fly.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 2/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). ate a card. Completely untrustworthy. Wounds. Large Voidshard
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis?
BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism!
Sorry for missing the last few updates, I was on vacation in Boston.
Anyways,
I type the command run.piloteject into the terror pants' control console. Hopefully that'll get Waluigi out of there.
I also modify the FSM's meatballs to be significantly smaller, requiring no charge time but dealing significantly less damage.
Also, I put another charge into Displacer Beast.
2/10 for Displacer Beast.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
4/7 for Who turned out the lights?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
ADrunkenDwarf: 3
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (1 auction win)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
2/10 for Displacer Beast
After the pact, the infection resumes in form of double as strong Hunger For Eggs On Toastification, adding small georelocation Srovy parts.
These also have awakened, a feat that even hungry visitor did not accomplish.
Way more resistant to being attacked etc. From ashes the assimilation rises stronger.
My mouth body slowly folds inwards and attempts to triple vore the mask of hesitation.
Hmm there was this card... probably not relevant for now. (Plot thicken)
Ahahaha witness the power of double post legit!
Additional mining of stones!
Additional buy of cosmetic items with robux!
Buying of completely normal tape and combining it with the cosmetic items into Flex tape bc you flex with cosmetic items. It now flex tape.
The Globglogabgalab has more then 100 cumulative hitpoint-equivalents! also, the Circus Ball isn't A creature; there's more then one Clown in there. That said, you do manage to kill some of the clowns inside, doing 40 damage to the ball and 30 damage to the clowns within!
((my ruling on power words is the same as my ruling on everything else: If it's funny, interesting, or you put enough actions behind it for the effect, it'll work. If it's none of the above, it probably won't work.))
((...and the mask of hestitation is unundead.))
+25 Divine power: Joebobob.
you gain <Historian II>.
spells can be cast in the astral plane as long as you can cast spells through whatever the portal your using is.
Looking through the incomplete link, you see a pile of crumbled stones and brickwork floating/resting on the substance of the plane... you see the remains of what seems to have been a battle in the distance, too.
YOU JUST WANT WALUIGI TO LEAVE, EH? ARE YOU THAT REPULSED BY WALUIGI'S GLORY?
Hmmm...
Weh.
Waluigi shrugs and exits the Terror Pants. Notably, he is still gigantic, meaning he continues to have spectacularly sizeable slacks; they are simply a different set of slacks.
You turn 'Cannon meatball' into a more general boost to attacking prowess. woo?
and another charge in displacer beast.
Eishalonturn: The Mask struggles against HfEoT! it keeps them from being eat'd.
You successfully improve your infection!
Then you try to eat the Mask of Hesitation. However, it is too buff, and pushes you off. Also, the legel voring proceudur requires a willing consumified person, and they're not yet mostly-you.
Something something card something something?
(on the right side of the top bar of the post maker, four icons from the edge, is the insert/edit image button. Alternatively, just post a link to the image (right click, copy image address, paste.)
you stall. Waluigi squints at you.
but allows you to do so.
You also donate two charges to the shopkeeper! do you want them to go to his 'who turned out the lights' charge, or the displacer beast charge?
you get (3+2+3) rocks!
You also... buy cosmetic items and normal tape? I'm not sure how this helps anything? your logic for converting it into flex tape doesn't make sense, and if it did, wouldn't the tape be stuck to the cosmetics?
<Post power down because you are still only one of the two minds that would normally control the body.>
EoRR
The Terror Pants, FSM, and Monolith continue to idle due to lack of orders, despite the return of their owner.
The Mask of Hesitation flicks one of its tendrils, launching a volley of Voidshards at the Cosmic Monolith and HfEoT. only one of them, aimed at HfEoT, is aimed incorrectly, and that one randomly hits(1d4:2) the flying spageti monster. The ones aimed at the Monolith, one hits, one is dodged. the one hitting the monolith does 1D40:36 damage. The one hitting the monster does 1d40:35 damage. Lastly, the one that hits HfEoT is insufficient to lower them a full tier of health.
The Globglogabgalab sees this is is a relatively calm round- from their perspective. They take this moment to explain what being a Shwabledauble entails. first of all, what is a Shwable? by cursory internet search, it can refer to bike tires. From this we can discern it involves wheels, which are for motion. Wheels can also be used to redirect momentum; pushing one side up will spin around and push the other down. and a dauble? a much more intensive internet search turns up no definitions, but does mention some governors who were a 'dauble'. so, a shwabledauble is a wheel governor, or perhaps a governor of transportation. In this manner, Shwabledauble has a synergism with the Waublegauble ability, granting it increased fuel and power. At cost of 40 Shwibbleglibberkind, the Globglogabgalab regains themselves an additional 70 fuel and gains the multiplier of being a Shwabledauble.
The Blaubuhblub begins to reenter the Globglogabgalab... oh no! If they can reenter, they might return later with full health! Stop them!
The Circus ball charges at A Drunken Dwarf, dive-bombing them from above! Oh no! if they aren't stopped, they'll crash into a drunken dwarf and probably traumatise them for life!
Waluigi grabs all the Salt from the pelicans and continues their cooking. ow.
The Godmodder slides over to Hunger for Eggs on Toast. they said they would do an afterparty! They said it would be hours! What kind of Afterparty doesn't even start and has the newlyweds go off to gather things while half of them sleep? So saying, the Godmodder continues to twirl his presumably-present warframe weapon and slams it into HfEoT as they slide around, doing another stack of Wounds. Because they deserved that.
The Godmodder also puts another point in 'Smile More'.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).).
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 53.25%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 0.1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, rock suit. on HfEoT's head and Ow.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head and ow.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 100 fuel. is The
Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!Blaubuhblub 26 HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab.
[AG] Circus Ball 35/120 HP, is full of clowns. or mimes. which can all fly. and 30 hp of those clown/mimes are dead. Dive Bomb in one!
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). ate a card. Completely untrustworthy. Serious Wounds. ag odhr
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis?
BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism II!
Hunger For Eggs On Toast coughs out a mysterious card, drenched with blood. On it you can see 2 words it starts with N and ends with u.
NO U
The Godmodder slams himself with his warframe weapon instead. A stack of wounds disappears and appears on the Godmodder.
Then Hunger For Eggs On Toast explains reality the meaning of the word flex:
[TOP DEFINITION]
Flex
Showing off your valuables in a non-humble way
Man1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet
Man2: don't be flexing on me like that n***a
Hunger For Eggs On Toast argues that showing off cosmetic items is flexing and thus should combine with the tape to become flex tape.
Oh well...
get rocks
A small puddle of unknown liquid starts to gather on the ground and it uses the three action of its to form other small puddles around it to act as slippery slidey areas of slipperiness