Xanaphia, wait for the updop. It will come eventually... you can join the discord if you want to find out more (first page of the thread discord invite).
From the recipe you stated for the hangnail cure (which I thought was funny), you can receive one of two chargequest rewards: option one, +2 to charge progress option two, an unknown healing potion-based or Hangnail-Based ability for the elephant which will be somewhat stronger then 2 charges.
(By this, do you mean I can sacrifice two charges I already have to get the ability, or do you mean I can choose between two additional charges or an ability? Either way, I’ll choose the ability, it seems interesting.)
I attempt to milk the Flying Spaghetti Monster to get the tomato sauce I need for the hangnail cure. After this, I pick up the bone-shaped TNT, throw it at the Mycelium Maestro, and ignite it by using Fireball.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 4 or 6/15 charges, 2/3 hangnail cure ingredients, still have to find a way to deliver it to him.
I turn invisible and RPG the godmodder(and attack mana crazed alakazam if I now can)
you Roleplayinggame the Godmodder! But he is Always playing a role. We live in a society, says the Godmodder, and this society requires us all to wear masks. We all wear masks. even to ourselves. But, says the Godmodder, raising a finger to forestall objection, We don't have to. Join me, and instead of living in a society, we can work together. We can blow society up. The Godmodder goes silent. An indeterminable flicker goes across their face, and the Godmodder continues with conviction, Breaking laws is bad. don't break laws. Blowing society up is illegal. (Sadly,the sidequest is still waiting. I could update without Garfield, I guess, but that would leave you at a disadvantage since Waluigi has had a while to prepare. you could lose within like, five rounds and I'm not sure how likely survival would be.)
Huh, the Godmodder used Delta waves to power up that Villager?
Sweet, then atleD waves must do the exact opposite! I shoot atleD waves from my palm at Hubnk, hopefully negating his power boost.
Bicyclops: 3/10
(A nearby bicycle begins to shake.)
The Hubnks muscles shrink slightly! However, they remain mostly strong, due to the Godmodders greater quantity of Delta Waves. Their Anger drops by ten, and their health twice that. You receive an additional +0.6 to the charge because I'm pretty sure I found the pun in the name amusing when I figured it out!
I try to picketpocket the godmodder to destroy the rock snake once and for all by ordering all entities under my control to attack it. Then I put the seed of the Toast tree into the hole created by the tnt and put an near infinite amount of manure on it to fertilize. I guess... I collect rocks from the ground or corpse of the rock snake.
You try to picketpocket the Godmodder! However, he has no picket fences in his pockets! Additionally, his pockets are really deep! You're not sure you'd even be able to Find the rock snake in them! You do that! The Seed is now so deep, it won't be able to preform photosynthesis! Time will tell what happens... 3+2+3+1+5 Rocks gathered.
The warforged, upon seeing all of the withers die almost instantaneously after doing seemingly no damage hops back through the nether portal to come up with a new plan
You return to the Nether! It occurs to the Warforged that while the Withers did die quickly, they Absorbed a significant amount of punishment in all...
I throw a conveniently-bone-shaped piece of TNT away from the greyhound, triggering its DOG reflexes and making it chase after it, pick it up, and return it to me.
I then kick it in the face.
Just asking, do charges count as actions?
The Bone-shaped TNT gets stolen by TheGreatOne, but you still kick them in the face for 70 damage! Wow, you kicked a dog. are you trying to look evil? Starting or incrementing a charge requires actions, yes. Using an already-complete charge does not, however.
I summon a mega nuke from gahndi in civilisation 1 then i detonate it. then i chuck a barrel load of purple worm poison on the godmodder, and finally summon in Desmond Miles, Altair, Ezio, and Conner from all the assassins creed games.
You do that. Seeing as you didn't throw it anywhere, the mega nuke explodes in your hand. also, seeing as Ghandi was a pacifist, the debugged version of civilization 1 has his nukes explode into high-veilocity flowers. The shrapnel kills the Italian Greyhound, but by pure chance misses everything else. Then, you throw a barrel! The Godmodder jumps over the barrel, and starts running on it, using it as mode of transport. His barrel-running technique is perfection, and you nearly shed a tear in awe. Lastly, you summon four people from Assassins Creed! Distracted as you were by the summoning, You nearly don't notice the Godmodder Backwards-Barrel-running the Barrel straight at you! you manage to dodge, but the Purple Worm Poison drenches the Assassins Creed characters. The Godmodder, of course, has the antidote, and makes a deal with the Assassins. They kill as many of you as they can, and he'll cure them. Grudgingly, or maybe enthusiastically, they take the deal. Four Assassins summoned!
From the recipe you stated for the hangnail cure (which I thought was funny), you can receive one of two chargequest rewards: option one, +2 to charge progress option two, an unknown healing potion-based or Hangnail-Based ability for the elephant which will be somewhat stronger then 2 charges.
(By this, do you mean I can sacrifice two charges I already have to get the ability, or do you mean I can choose between two additional charges or an ability? Either way, I’ll choose the ability, it seems interesting.)
I attempt to milk the Flying Spaghetti Monster to get the tomato sauce I need for the hangnail cure. After this, I pick up the bone-shaped TNT, throw it at the Mycelium Maestro, and ignite it by using Fireball.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 6/15 charges, 2/3 hangnail cure ingredients, still have to find a way to deliver it to him.
it's chose between +2 or the ability. Choice made! You proceed to milk the flying spaghetti monster. This works beautifully(and I thought it was funny), and you get the same choice again- Two more charges, or some sort of Religious/divine ability being applied to the elephant? You then toss the TNT at the Mycelium Maestro. The explosion and fire is too much for them, slaying them in an instant.
I continue my litanies to Joe, He Who Must not be Named.
you continue. (6/50 for Joe) Your first challenge shows up! It's a guy watching your ship from the ground, and they look like they're about to ask who Joe is! their mouth starts opening... quick, stop them!
EoRR Gary and Steve repair themselves! Steve is so prolific, he even helps Gary out some. Steve healed to full! Gary healed by 10! The Squidship flies around! The Eishalon can't find the rock snake to attack it! The Kittenish pelican is asleep! the earth pelican can't see the Rock Snake, but it senses rocks in The Godmodders pocket! The Crabs gather materials instead. 2+2+3+1+3+2 rocks! The Creator works on the next one. The Slime collects cakes (because Hunger for Eggs on Toast only ate the top layer of a large radius around them, making a large crater but leaving most of the plane alone). The Thornbeast can't see its ordered target! The astral Plane Chicken warms its Egg(s?). One of them(?) wiggles. The Anti-Jokester idles due to lack of orders from lyricsdusk. The Shroomlings keep infesting their Eggs. Hubnk grumbles in an irate manner! They then charge through (rolls dice) Srovys entities, depleting both of the pelicans awakenings anddestroying 5 rocks in the Earth Pelican! They skid to a stop and pick up a Rock Crab, angrily throwing it at the Creator Lobster and sending them both into a heap! -3 rocks from that Crab, -7 Awakening for the lobster, and they are stunned for the next turn! Hubnk then beats their chest in a challenging display (before blushing in a highly embarrassed manner), increasing their anger (at themself) by 6%! The Assassins split up, each finding their own shadowy nook to hide in until they can assassinate someone.
The Godmodder looks up. Then further up. After a moment, he realises: It's the hundredth page! and a bit past the 2000th post! A cause for celebration if ever there was one! Of course, the Godmodder isn't one for Celebration. So instead he climbs up to the top of the page and yanks out the '100', tossing it down onto the field as an entity. Of course, it's also (nearly) Halloween, but one new event per update is enough, So he'll be starting Halloween celebrations once it's actually Happened. as in, afterwards. ...Deal enough damage to the 100, and it'll drop items! 100 will leave in three rounds.
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak] Gary 12/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (3/9 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 23 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 3.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 52/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cake Collector Slime, 26 cubic meters of cake. Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity) a seed. buried in manure. (1/?, 0/x, 0/?+?) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed.) Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=? [OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 14/20 HP, Interference!A [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active! [N-I] 9 Pillager eggs, Infested! [AG] Mycelium Maestro: Exploded, but not Extinguished. Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pillager egg) Injured Italian Greyhound: Dead/60 HP, 15A [AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A [AG]Thargar : Buried Alive. [AG] Hubnk, the Angry Dued, 80 HP(10% Damage resistance), 10% Anger, Rampage!A [AG] Assorted Assassins, 35x4 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 0/1d8 : Assassinate. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . [AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP!
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 65% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 76 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
Time to prepare the explosive growth of the Toast tree. I extend my hands and then use my extra strong finger to smack a part of the sun into the manure pile, creating a methane explosion. Photosynthesis? This is a toast tree! The toast tree springs up, growing suddenly pretty big, transforming different nutrients in the ground into pure carbohydrates. BAM giant toast tree. I don't forget to awaken it after taking a bite from the allowed toast fruit (opposed to the forbidden toast fruit). "Grow, grow and grow." I say and cast a growth spell on the already big toast tree. then I smack another part of the sun with my strong finger into the godmodder. Oof my finger feels like bacon.
quick eat it.
It was quite delicious.
It is not exactly dumb to bite the hand that feeds one, especially if it tastes like bacon. I need an egg. I need an egg. I let my entities grab rock and then build a big chicken out of the rocks.
The Warforged (Named Tinker) returns through the portal and sets up a contraption that starts spewing out zombie pigmen that now start attacking everything that hits one of them
(As long as the contraption is active It'll create 5 pigmen every round that'll attack anything that hurts any of them. When not hostile, they wander around getting in the way of fighting and being really easy to accidentally hit in the chaos of the moment)
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I sit down with the assassins and play a 4 player version of 'assassins creed syndicate' with them. I also have copies of assassins creed, black flag, and assassins creed origins. if they try to kill me i steal one of their hidden blades and use it to stab them. I then summon in trump and Putin with a few hundred nukes and military of the 2 greatest powers in the world.
I grab a Forbidden Toast Fruit from hungry_visitor's Toast Tree and throw it into the mouth of Hubnk, the Angry Dued. Results are (hopefully) predictable.
Entity Actions:
I ask Anti-Jokester to distract Hubnk, the Angry Dued by playing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat.
RP (cause the post isn't long enough without it): "Ugh..." The odd groan echoes out from... somewhere. "I thought I was done with this..." The voice seems to emanate from an odd black box... "I guess I haven't been here before..." A soft breeze knocks into the box, causing it to collapse. "Yes, excuse to rejoin found! Ha!" An electric guitar screams in the background. "Throw out the manual!" Excited mutters pop about. "Drop the satellite!" A tiny spaceship zooms into view. Some weirdo in diamond-patterned pajamas and a blue nightcap opens a decorated wooden door in the side of the ship. He leaps out and disappears in an orange puff of smoke. The ship zooms off, never to be seen again... until the pajama man wants it to be seen again. The orange rises... somewhere? The pajama man doesn't know, he can't be bothered to read a map (or a forum game). Suddenly, he reappears behind the smoke, wearing jeans and a black T-Shirt that reads, "I'm a WIZARD!!!" The man shouts to... someone (again, can't be bothered), "The doctor's in!"
Action 1: He takes a bow and says, "Okay, done with the... weird introduction jokes no one understands but are still inherently funny hopefully maybe... Okay, really done now. So, three actions... What to punch... what to punch..." The "wizard" pulls a scroll out and quickly reads through it. "Hmm... At least its not a long entity list. I can't deal with long entity lists." His eyes fall upon a single name and his eyes widen. "Who did this?" He reaches his hand out vaguely to his right and grabs... a fly, maybe? Some air? Meh. His arm yanks back and a purple portal appears. Out of it, he pulls a formerly buried barbarian named Thargar. Depending on whether or not Thargar is alive, Thargar either shakes off the dirt, makes an appearance, and finds himself being held by the beard (he has a beard, right?), or he just leans limply away from the "wizard" holding him by the beard. "Really, who did this? I'm not mad, just... disappointed. Really, there is so much potential here. You could have..." A knife flies out his t-shirt sleeve and he cuts one of Thargar's arms clean off. The arm falls to the ground, and the "wizard"'s third hand picks it up. "... used his strength in some murder entity." His third hand sticks the arm under his knife arm and waves. He frowns.
"No? Fine." His third hand shoves the arm back in Thargar's shoulder, perfectly reattaching it. "That's how the surgeons do it. Anyways, you could have..." His knife slips back into his jeans, and a jar rolls out of his sleeve. His third hand opens the jar and then starts doing some sign language. It probably signs "Gimme yo' soul. Gimme yo' soul." Regardless, Thargar's living or dead body gives out a gasp and a small, light blue wisp curves into the jar. "...captured his soul. Really, that's Necromancer 101 kids." He sticks his nose into the jar and sniffs. The wisp thrashes at the weirdo's nose. His nose leaps back. "Mmm. I love the bite of rebellion." He shoves the jar into Thargar's mouth and the soul slips back into its host body.
"Fine, that probably wasn't the best application, but you could have..." The jar falls back into his pocket and the "wizard" pulls out a hypno wheel. It spins and spins and spins and spins and... It's dizzying just to write. However, Thargar's living or dead body resists. "Right, he needs a brain to get hypnotized. Duh." He throws the hypno wheel away. "Wow, this guy really is useless. Well, no point in putting him back, so..." His third foot kick Thargar, sending the barbarian flying at... somewhere (really, can not be bothered).
Action 2: "That's right. That was just action ONE! Hahahahahaha!" The "wizard" keeps reading his scroll. "Hmm... what's this J-" Some magical force prevents him from speaking. He undoes the zipper on his mouth and shakes his head. "Fine! I won't say it. But really, what is J-" His mouth stops in its tracks. The weirdo pulls his tongue out and unties it. After shoving his tongue back in his mouth, he continues. "Fine!" Enlightenment hits him. "Wait... are we really doing that joke? The one about J-" His sentence gets cut off. The "wizard" looks down at the fragment left in the magic's wake as the words slowly dissolve. "Really, I get it! I wasn't gonna say J-!" He merely runs out of ways to suddenly stop speaking, which strikes him dumbfounded. He shakes it off. "Okay, okay. But I need to know if this is the joke about someone's female parental unit." He waits, but gets no response. "You know what, it doesn't matter what J-" An airhorn explodes in his ear, cutting off his train of thought. "Right, right, right. Don't say J-" His train of thought runs him over. Metaphorically, of course. "Whatever. It's a fifty point charge. I don't care what... that which will not be named is." The "wizard" produces a J- coin from his pocket (That's a coin with a J and a dash, not a coin that reads J-... COME ON!). He hands the coin to AcerakTheEternal. "I hope J-" Acerak (Either the lich or the player, whichever is available) slaps him in the face. "Fine! I hope your buddy takes cash. Here." He storms off, going... somewhere (does it need to be said?).
Action 3: "Ugh... this had dragged on way too long. I just need to..." His eyes fall upon a bright purple tag on his scroll. "No... not him... not again!" The weirdo poofs off in orange dust, reappearing next to... WAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi. His frown is obvious on his face. "What are you doing here?" WAAAAAAluigi WAAAAAAAAAA's. "You know what..." The "wizard" reaches into his sleeves and pulls out an umbrella. "I challenge you to a fencing match." A grin crosses the weirdo's face. "I'd challenge you to a game of Smash Bros., but..." The "wizard" continues to smile. "Anyways, loser gives the winner one action. Deal?" He holds out his empty hand and hopes for a handshake, or at least an affirmative WAAAAAAAA.
(I’ll take the second ability for the elephant. Also, I’m glad you liked my idea!)
Now all I need for the cure is a Potion of Healing, but it doesn’t seem like I’d be able to find one anywhere on the battlefield. I could cast a spell to teleport me somewhere I could buy one, but I’m currently broke. However, the golden swords the pigmen are wielding look pretty valuable. Being very careful not to touch them and make them hostile, I steal each of their swords. I then cast Teleport to go to the nearest apothecary, and trade one or two of the swords for a Potion of Healing.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 9/15 charges, still have to mix the ingredients and deliver the hangnail cure.
Time to prepare the explosive growth of the Toast tree. I extend my hands and then use my extra strong finger to smack a part of the sun into the manure pile, creating a methane explosion. Photosynthesis? This is a toast tree! The toast tree springs up, growing suddenly pretty big, transforming different nutrients in the ground into pure carbohydrates. BAM giant toast tree. I don't forget to awaken it after taking a bite from the allowed toast fruit (opposed to the forbidden toast fruit). "Grow, grow and grow." I say and cast a growth spell on the already big toast tree. then I smack another part of the sun with my strong finger into the godmodder. Oof my finger feels like bacon.
quick eat it.
It was quite delicious.
It is not exactly dumb to bite the hand that feeds one, especially if it tastes like bacon. I need an egg. I need an egg. I let my entities grab rock and then build a big chicken out of the rocks.
You create a tall but surprisingly flimsy toast tree. Then you awaken the tree. Then, you smack part of the sun into the Godmodder. He eats it. Delicious! Then you don't have enough actions, so you don't make a big chicken out of rocks.
The Warforged (Named Tinker) returns through the portal and sets up a contraption that starts spewing out zombie pigmen that now start attacking everything that hits one of them
(As long as the contraption is active It'll create 5 pigmen every round that'll attack anything that hurts any of them. When not hostile, they wander around getting in the way of fighting and being really easy to accidentally hit in the chaos of the moment)
You create a zombie pigman spewer! It has 15 HP and will summon pigmen as described.
I mentally command Gary and Steve to utterly vibe check the blasphemer who dares to know the identity of Joe.
Also, my orisons to Joe the Unspeakable One continue.
You do so, and continue charging! Joe The Unspeakable One senses your (and your skeletons) devotion to his cause, and gives you two options for the chargechalange reward: option 1, +1.3 to charge progress. (the .3 equates to a 30% chance of +1, essentially.) option 2, Joe getting an extra unknown passive which will be worth around 1 charge and be based on either devotion or vibe checks.
I look at Anti-Jokester's HP bar. I pick up the 100 and proceed to KOBEthe poor 100 into the HP bar.
Through some arcane maths, the 100 becomes the Anti-Jokester's HP and becomes a non-entity.
Bicyclops: 4/10
(The same bicycle from before starts shaking even more violently. Apparently it's... splitting???)
you try to KOBE 100! I don't know what KOBE means! 100 points out that KOBE has four letters. Anti has four letters. Four. Your post has four lines. Four again. in your post, you have five sentences. Five is the number of charges Bicyclops will probably have next turn. Four is what it has this turn. Four is turning into five. The KOBE turns into something with five letters. KOBRA. you KOBRA the 100. Kobras are snakes. snakes has 6 letters. By turning KOBE into a five letter word, they really turned it into a 6 letter word. Failed is a six letter word. Therefore, the attempt failed! You also continue charging!
I sit down with the assassins and play a 4 player version of 'assassins creed syndicate' with them. I also have copies of assassins creed, black flag, and assassins creed origins. if they try to kill me i steal one of their hidden blades and use it to stab them. I then summon in trump and Putin with a few hundred nukes and military of the 2 greatest powers in the world.
None of the Assassins like video games. They stab the little pictures on the TV. this causes the TV to short circuit and electrocute you, but they didn't Mean to attack you, so you don't steal the blades! You summon Trump and Putin! The Godmodder walks over to them and immediately makes a deal. To Trump, he offers a lot of money. Trump accepts. To Putin, he offers him the power to make poutine anywhere! Poutine accepts the Putin. The militaries go home because this looks to them like they're probably having a fever dream. One of them spots the squidship, and they all agree: This is totally a weird fever dream. (It's not a weird fever dream.) Trump summoned! Poutine Summoned!
I grab a Forbidden Toast Fruit from hungry_visitor's Toast Tree and throw it into the mouth of Hubnk, the Angry Dued. Results are (hopefully) predictable.
Entity Actions:
I ask Anti-Jokester to distract Hubnk, the Angry Dued by playing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat.
You throw the fruit! I have no idea what the expected results are, so it bursts into flames midflight and oof owches Hubnk! 18 damage! You give the anti-jokester its orders!
RP (cause the post isn't long enough without it): "Ugh..." The odd groan echoes out from... somewhere. "I thought I was done with this..." The voice seems to emanate from an odd black box... "I guess I haven't been here before..." A soft breeze knocks into the box, causing it to collapse. "Yes, excuse to rejoin found! Ha!" An electric guitar screams in the background. "Throw out the manual!" Excited mutters pop about. "Drop the satellite!" A tiny spaceship zooms into view. Some weirdo in diamond-patterned pajamas and a blue nightcap opens a decorated wooden door in the side of the ship. He leaps out and disappears in an orange puff of smoke. The ship zooms off, never to be seen again... until the pajama man wants it to be seen again. The orange rises... somewhere? The pajama man doesn't know, he can't be bothered to read a map (or a forum game). Suddenly, he reappears behind the smoke, wearing jeans and a black T-Shirt that reads, "I'm a WIZARD!!!" The man shouts to... someone (again, can't be bothered), "The doctor's in!"
"Fine, that probably wasn't the best application, but you could have..." The jar falls back into his pocket and the "wizard" pulls out a hypno wheel. It spins and spins and spins and spins and... It's dizzying just to write. However, Thargar's living or dead body resists. "Right, he needs a brain to get hypnotized. Duh." He throws the hypno wheel away. "Wow, this guy really is useless. Well, no point in putting him back, so..." His third foot kick Thargar, sending the barbarian flying at... somewhere (really, can not be bothered).
Action 2: "That's right. That was just action ONE! Hahahahahaha!" The "wizard" keeps reading his scroll. "Hmm... what's this J-" Some magical force prevents him from speaking. He undoes the zipper on his mouth and shakes his head. "Fine! I won't say it. But really, what is J-" His mouth stops in its tracks. The weirdo pulls his tongue out and unties it. After shoving his tongue back in his mouth, he continues. "Fine!" Enlightenment hits him. "Wait... are we really doing that joke? The one about J-" His sentence gets cut off. The "wizard" looks down at the fragment left in the magic's wake as the words slowly dissolve. "Really, I get it! I wasn't gonna say J-!" He merely runs out of ways to suddenly stop speaking, which strikes him dumbfounded. He shakes it off. "Okay, okay. But I need to know if this is the joke about someone's female parental unit." He waits, but gets no response. "You know what, it doesn't matter what J-" An airhorn explodes in his ear, cutting off his train of thought. "Right, right, right. Don't say J-" His train of thought runs him over. Metaphorically, of course. "Whatever. It's a fifty point charge. I don't care what... that which will not be named is." The "wizard" produces a J- coin from his pocket (That's a coin with a J and a dash, not a coin that reads J-... COME ON!). He hands the coin to AcerakTheEternal. "I hope J-" Acerak (Either the lich or the player, whichever is available) slaps him in the face. "Fine! I hope your buddy takes cash. Here." He storms off, going... somewhere (does it need to be said?).
Action 3: "Ugh... this had dragged on way too long. I just need to..." His eyes fall upon a bright purple tag on his scroll. "No... not him... not again!" The weirdo poofs off in orange dust, reappearing next to... WAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi. His frown is obvious on his face. "What are you doing here?" WAAAAAAluigi WAAAAAAAAAA's. "You know what..." The "wizard" reaches into his sleeves and pulls out an umbrella. "I challenge you to a fencing match." A grin crosses the weirdo's face. "I'd challenge you to a game of Smash Bros., but..." The "wizard" continues to smile. "Anyways, loser gives the winner one action. Deal?" He holds out his empty hand and hopes for a handshake, or at least an affirmative WAAAAAAAA.
You Kick Thargar, The Angry Thing, into Hubnk, the Angry Dued! 14 damage to Hubnk! You donate a charge to J(...)he Unspeakable one! Your method of doing so, and dedication in not saying the actual name of the Unspeakable One, cause the charge to spontanously metamorphose into two charges! miracle of miracles! Waluigi wakes up and shrugs. Agreeing to your request, Waluigi rapidly starts building a large fence! ! WALUIGI DOES NOT THINK PURPLE LUIGI THOUGHT THIS THROUGH! LUIGI CANNOT DEFEAT WALUIGI IN FENCING. WALUIGI IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE EVER WAAAS! WAHAHAHA!
(I’ll take the second ability for the elephant. Also, I’m glad you liked my idea!)
Now all I need for the cure is a Potion of Healing, but it doesn’t seem like I’d be able to find one anywhere on the battlefield. I could cast a spell to teleport me somewhere I could buy one, but I’m currently broke. However, the golden swords the pigmen are wielding look pretty valuable. Being very careful not to touch them and make them hostile, I steal each of their swords. I then cast Teleport to go to the nearest apothecary, and trade one or two of the swords for a Potion of Healing.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 9/15 charges, still have to mix the ingredients and deliver the hangnail cure.
You steal a bunch of golden swords! your methodology earns the charge an additional 0.5 progress! (decimal progress can be randomly rounded either up or down into integer progress at any time.)
Tinker, with the zombie pigman rig now running, throws oone of the pigmen at the godmodder, hoping to get them to attack it
The Godmodder throws an Anvil at the Pigman! Since Anvils deal damage as player-nonspecific Falling-anvil objects, This kills the pigman without agroing the rest of the pigmen.
Gary and Steve Vibe Check the unknown person. This kills them. the Squidship keeps flying in the air! The Eishalon, Pelican, and crabs gather rocks (though the kittenish one keeps sleeping.), getting 7+5, 5, and 5+2+4+1+3+4 rocks, respectively. The Lobster makes a new crab! The Slime gathers more cakes! the Thornbeast idles. The Tree is a tree. The Chicken huddles close to its eggs. Night is beginning to fall, and it doesn't want them hurt. The Anti-Jokester acts as ordered! It distracts Hubnk, but his Anger rises... The Shroomlings keep infesting the eggs! Before the rest of his entities can act, the Godmodder steps forwards. The sun is setting in the sky, setting the surroundings in an orange-red glow. The Godmodder walks over to Thargar and Hubnk. Flicking his hand, he cuts cleanly through both of them, slaying them. As their blood begins to pool upon the earth, he notices the Imps are listed as [AG]. taking advantage of this, he tears them to pieces, too. And so there he stands, in a pool of blood and a pile of corpses. Turning around slowly to look at the Players and their entities again, small flames start up at the edges of the pool. Slowly, the flames encircle him, though they do not spread in the gently rippling red liquid. He raises an arm from Hubnk into the air, a small circle of imp bits levitating into the air around him. the flames dim, turning bloodred, and begin to spread through the blood of the circle. The Flames rise to obscure him, turn to static and grey, then fade into nothing. Where the Godmodder stood stands some sort of amalgamation. One huge arm, reminiscent of the Hubnks, drags on the ground behind it. Where its hand should be are what appears to be stitches, connecting it to a dark red hand with claws so long it appears to be holding nearly a half-dozen scythe blades. The other arm is thin, frail-looking, and smooth, seemingly natural instead of attached. Its fingers are abnormally long, and come to razor points. Sprouting from below the Hubnk arm is a spout of darkness, swirling into increasingly disturbing talon-like shapes. Just below it, a chunk of the torso is missing, scaled flesh stitched over its otherwise-grey skin. It seems to have lost all its legs, replacing them with stitched-together abominations. The first is triple jointed, like someone took a raptors leg and extended it a step further. Another is relatively normal. The third is like a snapped tree branch, ending in a single blackened point. Pulsing throughout every stolen limb and patch of flesh are large veins and arteries, the veins dark shadows upon the skin while the arteries stand out against the dark colors in a vivid white. Upon the Head of this Chimera lies a mask. Smooth and porcelain white, it covers the Chimeras head entirely; there are no proper eye holes. Where there should be are Actual holes, going straight through and leading nowhere. emptiness greets those who look the Chimera in the eyes. For a mouth, it has a carved smile. Eternal, Bland, a dark grey. The mask sits slightly lopsidedly, but the Chimera is clearly paying attention as it stands there, still. Empty Chimera summoned! Instead of being pumpkin-y, I decided to do my best to make something creepy. I might not have succeeded, but it's something. On a game mechanical level, the Godmodder is maintaining the Empty Chimera with their actions; They won't be charging up while you're dealing with the Chimera. However, the Godmodder is currently not vulnerable to attack. Also, the 100 is in stasis now, and won't be vulnerable until the Empty Chimera dies.
((OOC note: the text for the Empty Chimera in the battlefield listing is supposed to have a shadow. If that's not working, somethings wrong with either the forum or your computer, or my code.))
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak] Gary 12/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (6/9 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x7 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 52/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cake Collector Slime, 29 cubic meters of cake. Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity) Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), growing toast. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed I.VI .) Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=? [OG-SmartTJ]Pigman spawner 15/15 HP (spawns 5 pigmen per round) Pigmen 1x4 hp, horde agro, (int)(0.25x4)atk. [OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 14/20 HP, Interference!A [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active! [N-I] 9 Pillager eggs, Infested! [AG] Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pillager egg) [AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 0/40 HP 5A (Sacrificed!) [AG]Thargar : Sacrificed [AG] Hubnk, the Angry Dued, 480 HP(10% Damage resistance), 23% Anger, Rampage!A. Sacrificed. [AG] Assorted Assassins, 34x4 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 0/1d8 : Assassinate. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Pristine. Draggingarm- Pristine. Claws- Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Dripping. Legs- Trio. Mask- smooth porcelain-white. ???, ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 112 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
I teleport back to the battlefield and join Hunger for Eggs on Toast’s pyramid scheme, giving them one of my swords. I then start mixing the ingredients for the hangnail cure.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 10.5/15 charges, now making hangnail cure, still have to deliver it.
Action Uno: "Yes! Exactly! That is what you're supposed to do with your dead enemies. Thank you Godmodder... Right. Nevermind. Everyone forget I said that. Anyways..." The "wizard" only then seems to realize he is loosing his fencing match. "Hey! That's unfair! You stole my joke!" He opens the umbrella, and out fall hammers, nails, picket fencing, and instructions. He quickly throws the instructions away, letting it drift off in the wind to the land of ignorance. "This- this is why I despise you, Waluigi. I should have known you keep fences in your suspenders. How else could you be so tall? Genetics? Animation? No. You're so tall because you stand on fences all day in case someone challenges you to a fencing match. No wonder Team Sonic can never beat Team Mario in the Olympics." The weirdo quickly realizes he should stop talking before Sonic hears. He should also start fencing. But how? He could probably poke Waluigi in the nose with his umbrella. That could work. But Waluigi also has a Golf Club, Tennis Racket, and Badminton Racket, so it's not like he has to try to counter anything... Fence faster it is.
"Purple Luigi" quickly starts throwing some fencing together. He sticks some fence posts into the ground, hammers the horizontal fencing onto it, and uses nails somewhere in there. The fence doesn't look bad. That is, until Purple Luigi looks at Walugi's fence. It's marvelous, and large, and expanding. EXPANDING. Waluigi quickly has Purple Luigi's fence flanked by his Fantastic Fence. "Oh, come on!" Desperate, the "wizard" raises his (three) hands into the air. He shouts, "ecnef eht enolc!" He throws his hands forward and purple lightning strikes the fence... The fence is on fire. "What!? How didn't that work!?" As he stares at his burning fence, a red box appears in front of him. It reads:
WARNING: You need to steal the power from 4 AFK Players to clone things... Sorry, wrong game. Well, umm... Bye bye!
Purple Luigi's face scrunches up in anger. With nothing to do, he watches as Waluigi finishes his fence. He sees doom tick in front of him as Waluigi mockingly taps in his final nail. But, just as he makes his final swing, the "wizard"'s instructions blow into Waluigi's face. Startled by the paper blinding him, Waluigi accidentally hits his finger with the hammer or racket or club or whatever he's using. He WAAAAAAAAAAAs in pain. Quickly, as Waluigi is blinded by paper and pain, Purple Luigi kicks his shoddy, burning fence into Waluigi's Fantastic Fence, causing them both to burst into flames. Waluigi finally tears the instructions off of his face and is stunned by his fantastic fence being burnt to shreds. Purple Luigi spots the opportunity right there, picks up his umbrella, swipes Waluigi in the nose, and pokes him in the chest. "Ha! I win! Hahahahaha!" The "wizard" does a little jig as Waluigi WAAAAAs in annoyance. "Ha! Now, as for that action. Waluigi, I need you to... sign this." He pulls a picture of Waluigi out of his sleeve. "It's extremely important to me. I have this friend who I may or may not have called a rabid skunk in lipstick. He didn't find it very funny. Anyways, I really need this." He hopes that Waluigi signs it and then puts the picture into his pocket for later.
Action 2: (Disclaimer: The following contains jokes. Just jokes. They are not meant to offend anyone. ANYONE.) "I need to figure out how to simplify my life." The "wizard" walks out of the burning mass of fences with a smile on his face. "Now it's time to attack the Godmodder!" He pulls out his scroll to check the Godmodder's current HP. As he reads through the nonsense after the Godmodder's name, he face palms. "REALLY!? The one turn I want to try to hit the Godmodder, this happens!? This is what I get for leaving my Halloween costume at home. It was really nice too. No one would ever guess who I would have been." He waits for the world to answer him. "It was Gandalf, duh. Way better than Doubledore." Two doors magically appear in front of him. The weirdo runs into them. "Ouch. Sorry Dumbledore, it was a joke. You didn't have to go all, 'You shall not pass!' on me." Two more doors appear behind him. "What was that supposed to do? I guess that's why they call you DUMB-ledore." Another two doors appear to his left. "Really Dumbledore, you're not proving anything. One does not simply walk into more doors." A pair of doors appear to his right. "Yup Dumbledore, you did not think this through. It's like you want Snape to [INSERT SPOILER] again." Two doors pop into existence above him. The "wizard" looks around him and realizes he's stuck. "Whoops." He tries one of the doorknobs, and finds it locked. He then tries the other nine to no effect. "Well, only one way to get out of this. Grovel." He gets down on his knees and cries, "I'm sorry Dumbledore! I'll never do it again!" Dumbledore is not appeased. "I'm really, really sorry! Really." He can almost feel the doors frowning at him in disgust. "What can I do to make it up to you? I could- I could give you a Chocolate Frog." As he says "Chocolate Frog," the doors open. The weirdo is dumbfounded. "Okay. Here you go Dumbledore. A Chocolate Frog." He spots a frog on the ground next to him and shoots it with a *AHEM* Candy Beam. Unfortunately, he misses. Fortunately, he somehow hits a pair of frogs a little further off. They turn into chocolate. "Oh, well, Dumbledore, since you're my favorite wizard, I got you two Chocolate Frogs." The frogs disappear immediately, and a note appears on one of the doors. It reads: "Since you were so kind, these doors shall help you with one task." The "wizard" blinks. He then addresses the doors. "Well doors, what you could really do is go beat up thatEmpty Chimera. That would help. A lot." And so the doors waddle away like Mickey's brooms and go pummel the Chimera, opening and closing, being doors, throwing their doorknobs at it, and making really annoying squeaky sounds all the while. Afterwards, they disappear. "My life is terrible."
Action Tres: "Ooh, goody. A Third Action! I really haven't been stressed out enough this round, have I? Well, there are really only two things I can do: be Waluigi's puppet, or, being the proper enemy defeating character I am when I feel like it, attack the creepy thing." If he failed with his first action, he does whatever Waluigi tells him to do, cringing all the while. Otherwise, the weirdo examines the Chimera closely. "Hmm... It seems... to have... a mask. Let's work with that." He pulls out of his sleeves a chisel, a hammer, a jackhammer, a knife, a steel pole, a Porcelain Magnet TM, and a rope. First, he uses the hammer and chisel to try to pry the mask off the Chimera's face. Obviously, that doesn't work. Really, it's smooth. You can't chisel face shaped things. Next, he tries the jackhammer, failing just as badly as he did with the chisel. Next, he tries the knife, trying to peel back the mask from its edges. He ends up chopping off a bit of Chimera meat, but doesn't get much more than that. Then, he takes the steel pole and jams it into the hole in the Chimera's face, trying to use it as a lever to push the mask off. When that doesn't work, he tries his Porcelain Magnet TM. Somehow, that doesn't work. On further examination, the magnet is made of porcelain (somehow), and does not attract porcelain. Who knew? Finally, he ties a rope around the mask and pulls. The rope, of course, slips off, but it was worth a try.
This leaves the weirdo without any feasible ways of getting the mask. He scratches his head, and then it hits him. He slaps himself in the face and just grabs the mask with his hand. He then pulls it off, easy peasy. "A chisel? What was I thinking?"
A haunted slice of toast appear yay. 1 Ok as a piece of toast that is haunted I try to convince the boo from Mario party to steal waluigi's super stars because how else could be be powered. 2 I multiclass to a bard college of whispers. 3 I start to whisper annoyingly at waluigi
ENTITY ACTION: I tell the Anti-Jokester to stare down the Empty Chimera and thus distract it.
I grab a machine gun quickly and casually unload every single bullet in it into the Empty Chimera's head. Then I detonate the bullets that were turned into bombs, and blow up the remains of the Empty Chimera's head.
Xanaphia, wait for the updop. It will come eventually... you can join the discord if you want to find out more (first page of the thread discord invite).
(By this, do you mean I can sacrifice two charges I already have to get the ability, or do you mean I can choose between two additional charges or an ability? Either way, I’ll choose the ability, it seems interesting.)
I attempt to milk the Flying Spaghetti Monster to get the tomato sauce I need for the hangnail cure. After this, I pick up the bone-shaped TNT, throw it at the Mycelium Maestro, and ignite it by using Fireball.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 4 or 6/15 charges, 2/3 hangnail cure ingredients, still have to find a way to deliver it to him.
I continue my litanies to Joe, He Who Must not be Named.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
5(3A last round, 2 here, 1 in your next post, you can do everything in one post now if you hadn't realised)/50
Orders given.
you Roleplayinggame the Godmodder! But he is Always playing a role. We live in a society, says the Godmodder, and this society requires us all to wear masks. We all wear masks. even to ourselves.
But, says the Godmodder, raising a finger to forestall objection, We don't have to. Join me, and instead of living in a society, we can work together. We can blow society up.
The Godmodder goes silent. An indeterminable flicker goes across their face, and the Godmodder continues with conviction, Breaking laws is bad. don't break laws. Blowing society up is illegal.
(Sadly,the sidequest is still waiting. I could update without Garfield, I guess, but that would leave you at a disadvantage since Waluigi has had a while to prepare. you could lose within like, five rounds and I'm not sure how likely survival would be.)
The Hubnks muscles shrink slightly! However, they remain mostly strong, due to the Godmodders greater quantity of Delta Waves. Their Anger drops by ten, and their health twice that.
You receive an additional +0.6 to the charge because I'm pretty sure I found the pun in the name amusing when I figured it out!
You try to picketpocket the Godmodder! However, he has no picket fences in his pockets! Additionally, his pockets are really deep! You're not sure you'd even be able to Find the rock snake in them!
You do that! The Seed is now so deep, it won't be able to preform photosynthesis! Time will tell what happens...
3+2+3+1+5 Rocks gathered.
You return to the Nether! It occurs to the Warforged that while the Withers did die quickly, they Absorbed a significant amount of punishment in all...
The Bone-shaped TNT gets stolen by TheGreatOne, but you still kick them in the face for 70 damage! Wow, you kicked a dog. are you trying to look evil?
Starting or incrementing a charge requires actions, yes. Using an already-complete charge does not, however.
You do that. Seeing as you didn't throw it anywhere, the mega nuke explodes in your hand. also, seeing as Ghandi was a pacifist, the debugged version of civilization 1 has his nukes explode into high-veilocity flowers. The shrapnel kills the Italian Greyhound, but by pure chance misses everything else.
Then, you throw a barrel! The Godmodder jumps over the barrel, and starts running on it, using it as mode of transport. His barrel-running technique is perfection, and you nearly shed a tear in awe.
Lastly, you summon four people from Assassins Creed! Distracted as you were by the summoning, You nearly don't notice the Godmodder Backwards-Barrel-running the Barrel straight at you! you manage to dodge, but the Purple Worm Poison drenches the Assassins Creed characters. The Godmodder, of course, has the antidote, and makes a deal with the Assassins. They kill as many of you as they can, and he'll cure them. Grudgingly, or maybe enthusiastically, they take the deal.
Four Assassins summoned!
it's chose between +2 or the ability. Choice made! You proceed to milk the flying spaghetti monster. This works beautifully(and I thought it was funny), and you get the same choice again- Two more charges, or some sort of Religious/divine ability being applied to the elephant? You then toss the TNT at the Mycelium Maestro. The explosion and fire is too much for them, slaying them in an instant.
you continue. (6/50 for Joe)
Your first challenge shows up! It's a guy watching your ship from the ground, and they look like they're about to ask who Joe is! their mouth starts opening... quick, stop them!
EoRR
Gary and Steve repair themselves! Steve is so prolific, he even helps Gary out some. Steve healed to full! Gary healed by 10!
The Squidship flies around! The Eishalon can't find the rock snake to attack it! The Kittenish pelican is asleep! the earth pelican can't see the Rock Snake, but it senses rocks in The Godmodders pocket! The Crabs gather materials instead. 2+2+3+1+3+2 rocks! The Creator works on the next one. The Slime collects cakes (because Hunger for Eggs on Toast only ate the top layer of a large radius around them, making a large crater but leaving most of the plane alone). The Thornbeast can't see its ordered target!
The astral Plane Chicken warms its Egg(s?). One of them(?) wiggles.
The Anti-Jokester idles due to lack of orders from lyricsdusk.
The Shroomlings keep infesting their Eggs.
Hubnk grumbles in an irate manner! They then charge through (rolls dice) Srovys entities, depleting both of the pelicans awakenings anddestroying 5 rocks in the Earth Pelican! They skid to a stop and pick up a Rock Crab, angrily throwing it at the Creator Lobster and sending them both into a heap! -3 rocks from that Crab, -7 Awakening for the lobster, and they are stunned for the next turn! Hubnk then beats their chest in a challenging display (before blushing in a highly embarrassed manner), increasing their anger (at themself) by 6%!
The Assassins split up, each finding their own shadowy nook to hide in until they can assassinate someone.
The Godmodder looks up. Then further up. After a moment, he realises: It's the hundredth page! and a bit past the 2000th post! A cause for celebration if ever there was one! Of course, the Godmodder isn't one for Celebration. So instead he climbs up to the top of the page and yanks out the '100', tossing it down onto the field as an entity. Of course, it's also (nearly) Halloween, but one new event per update is enough, So he'll be starting Halloween celebrations once it's actually Happened. as in, afterwards.
...Deal enough damage to the 100, and it'll drop items! 100 will leave in three rounds.
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 12/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (3/9 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 23 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 3.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 52/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
Cake Collector Slime, 26 cubic meters of cake.
Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity)
a seed. buried in manure. (1/?, 0/x, 0/?+?)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed.)
Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=?
[OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 14/20 HP, Interference!A
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active!
[N-I] 9 Pilla
gereggs, Infested![AG] Mycelium Maestro: Exploded, but not Extinguished.
Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pilla
geregg)Injured Italian Greyhound: Dead/60 HP, 15A
[AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A
[AG] Thargar : Buried Alive.
[AG] Hubnk, the Angry Dued, 80 HP(10% Damage resistance), 10% Anger, Rampage!A
[AG] Assorted Assassins, 35x4 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 0/1d8 : Assassinate.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP!
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 65% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 76 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
Time to prepare the explosive growth of the Toast tree. I extend my hands and then use my extra strong finger to smack a part of the sun into the manure pile, creating a methane explosion. Photosynthesis? This is a toast tree!
The toast tree springs up, growing suddenly pretty big, transforming different nutrients in the ground into pure carbohydrates.
BAM giant toast tree. I don't forget to awaken it after taking a bite from the allowed toast fruit (opposed to the forbidden toast fruit).
"Grow, grow and grow." I say and cast a growth spell on the already big toast tree.
then I smack another part of the sun with my strong finger into the godmodder.
Oof my finger feels like bacon.
quick eat it.
It was quite delicious.
It is not exactly dumb to bite the hand that feeds one, especially if it tastes like bacon. I need an egg. I need an egg. I let my entities grab rock and then build a big chicken out of the rocks.
The Warforged (Named Tinker) returns through the portal and sets up a contraption that starts spewing out zombie pigmen that now start attacking everything that hits one of them
(As long as the contraption is active It'll create 5 pigmen every round that'll attack anything that hurts any of them. When not hostile, they wander around getting in the way of fighting and being really easy to accidentally hit in the chaos of the moment)
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I mentally command Gary and Steve to utterly vibe check the blasphemer who dares to know the identity of Joe.
Also, my orisons to Joe the Unspeakable One continue.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I look at Anti-Jokester's HP bar. I pick up the 100 and proceed to KOBE the poor 100 into the HP bar.
Through some arcane maths, the 100 becomes the Anti-Jokester's HP and becomes a non-entity.
Bicyclops: 4/10
(The same bicycle from before starts shaking even more violently. Apparently it's... splitting???)
I sit down with the assassins and play a 4 player version of 'assassins creed syndicate' with them. I also have copies of assassins creed, black flag, and assassins creed origins. if they try to kill me i steal one of their hidden blades and use it to stab them. I then summon in trump and Putin with a few hundred nukes and military of the 2 greatest powers in the world.
I grab a Forbidden Toast Fruit from hungry_visitor's Toast Tree and throw it into the mouth of Hubnk, the Angry Dued. Results are (hopefully) predictable.
Entity Actions:
I ask Anti-Jokester to distract Hubnk, the Angry Dued by playing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat.
RP (cause the post isn't long enough without it): "Ugh..." The odd groan echoes out from... somewhere. "I thought I was done with this..." The voice seems to emanate from an odd black box... "I guess I haven't been here before..." A soft breeze knocks into the box, causing it to collapse. "Yes, excuse to rejoin found! Ha!" An electric guitar screams in the background. "Throw out the manual!" Excited mutters pop about. "Drop the satellite!" A tiny spaceship zooms into view. Some weirdo in diamond-patterned pajamas and a blue nightcap opens a decorated wooden door in the side of the ship. He leaps out and disappears in an orange puff of smoke. The ship zooms off, never to be seen again... until the pajama man wants it to be seen again. The orange rises... somewhere? The pajama man doesn't know, he can't be bothered to read a map (or a forum game). Suddenly, he reappears behind the smoke, wearing jeans and a black T-Shirt that reads, "I'm a WIZARD!!!" The man shouts to... someone (again, can't be bothered), "The doctor's in!"
Action 1: He takes a bow and says, "Okay, done with the... weird introduction jokes no one understands but are still inherently funny hopefully maybe... Okay, really done now. So, three actions... What to punch... what to punch..." The "wizard" pulls a scroll out and quickly reads through it. "Hmm... At least its not a long entity list. I can't deal with long entity lists." His eyes fall upon a single name and his eyes widen. "Who did this?" He reaches his hand out vaguely to his right and grabs... a fly, maybe? Some air? Meh. His arm yanks back and a purple portal appears. Out of it, he pulls a formerly buried barbarian named Thargar. Depending on whether or not Thargar is alive, Thargar either shakes off the dirt, makes an appearance, and finds himself being held by the beard (he has a beard, right?), or he just leans limply away from the "wizard" holding him by the beard. "Really, who did this? I'm not mad, just... disappointed. Really, there is so much potential here. You could have..." A knife flies out his t-shirt sleeve and he cuts one of Thargar's arms clean off. The arm falls to the ground, and the "wizard"'s third hand picks it up. "... used his strength in some murder entity." His third hand sticks the arm under his knife arm and waves. He frowns.
"No? Fine." His third hand shoves the arm back in Thargar's shoulder, perfectly reattaching it. "That's how the surgeons do it. Anyways, you could have..." His knife slips back into his jeans, and a jar rolls out of his sleeve. His third hand opens the jar and then starts doing some sign language. It probably signs "Gimme yo' soul. Gimme yo' soul." Regardless, Thargar's living or dead body gives out a gasp and a small, light blue wisp curves into the jar. "...captured his soul. Really, that's Necromancer 101 kids." He sticks his nose into the jar and sniffs. The wisp thrashes at the weirdo's nose. His nose leaps back. "Mmm. I love the bite of rebellion." He shoves the jar into Thargar's mouth and the soul slips back into its host body.
"Fine, that probably wasn't the best application, but you could have..." The jar falls back into his pocket and the "wizard" pulls out a hypno wheel. It spins and spins and spins and spins and... It's dizzying just to write. However, Thargar's living or dead body resists. "Right, he needs a brain to get hypnotized. Duh." He throws the hypno wheel away. "Wow, this guy really is useless. Well, no point in putting him back, so..." His third foot kick Thargar, sending the barbarian flying at... somewhere (really, can not be bothered).
Action 2: "That's right. That was just action ONE! Hahahahahaha!" The "wizard" keeps reading his scroll. "Hmm... what's this J-" Some magical force prevents him from speaking. He undoes the zipper on his mouth and shakes his head. "Fine! I won't say it. But really, what is J-" His mouth stops in its tracks. The weirdo pulls his tongue out and unties it. After shoving his tongue back in his mouth, he continues. "Fine!" Enlightenment hits him. "Wait... are we really doing that joke? The one about J-" His sentence gets cut off. The "wizard" looks down at the fragment left in the magic's wake as the words slowly dissolve. "Really, I get it! I wasn't gonna say J-!" He merely runs out of ways to suddenly stop speaking, which strikes him dumbfounded. He shakes it off. "Okay, okay. But I need to know if this is the joke about someone's female parental unit." He waits, but gets no response. "You know what, it doesn't matter what J-" An airhorn explodes in his ear, cutting off his train of thought. "Right, right, right. Don't say J-" His train of thought runs him over. Metaphorically, of course. "Whatever. It's a fifty point charge. I don't care what... that which will not be named is." The "wizard" produces a J- coin from his pocket (That's a coin with a J and a dash, not a coin that reads J-... COME ON!). He hands the coin to AcerakTheEternal. "I hope J-" Acerak (Either the lich or the player, whichever is available) slaps him in the face. "Fine! I hope your buddy takes cash. Here." He storms off, going... somewhere (does it need to be said?).
Action 3: "Ugh... this had dragged on way too long. I just need to..." His eyes fall upon a bright purple tag on his scroll. "No... not him... not again!" The weirdo poofs off in orange dust, reappearing next to... WAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi. His frown is obvious on his face. "What are you doing here?" WAAAAAAluigi WAAAAAAAAAA's. "You know what..." The "wizard" reaches into his sleeves and pulls out an umbrella. "I challenge you to a fencing match." A grin crosses the weirdo's face. "I'd challenge you to a game of Smash Bros., but..." The "wizard" continues to smile. "Anyways, loser gives the winner one action. Deal?" He holds out his empty hand and hopes for a handshake, or at least an affirmative WAAAAAAAA.
(I’ll take the second ability for the elephant. Also, I’m glad you liked my idea!)
Now all I need for the cure is a Potion of Healing, but it doesn’t seem like I’d be able to find one anywhere on the battlefield. I could cast a spell to teleport me somewhere I could buy one, but I’m currently broke. However, the golden swords the pigmen are wielding look pretty valuable. Being very careful not to touch them and make them hostile, I steal each of their swords. I then cast Teleport to go to the nearest apothecary, and trade one or two of the swords for a Potion of Healing.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 9/15 charges, still have to mix the ingredients and deliver the hangnail cure.
In my free time I start a pyramid scheme that is about a wondrous healing salt. Advertising financial health and such. A real job.
Tinker, with the zombie pigman rig now running, throws oone of the pigmen at the godmodder, hoping to get them to attack it
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
You create a tall but surprisingly flimsy toast tree. Then you awaken the tree. Then, you smack part of the sun into the Godmodder. He eats it. Delicious!
Then you don't have enough actions, so you don't make a big chicken out of rocks.
You create a zombie pigman spewer! It has 15 HP and will summon pigmen as described.
You do so, and continue charging! Joe The Unspeakable One senses your (and your skeletons) devotion to his cause, and gives you two options for the chargechalange reward:
option 1, +1.3 to charge progress. (the .3 equates to a 30% chance of +1, essentially.)
option 2, Joe getting an extra unknown passive which will be worth around 1 charge and be based on either devotion or vibe checks.
you try to KOBE 100! I don't know what KOBE means! 100 points out that KOBE has four letters. Anti has four letters. Four. Your post has four lines. Four again. in your post, you have five sentences. Five is the number of charges Bicyclops will probably have next turn. Four is what it has this turn. Four is turning into five. The KOBE turns into something with five letters. KOBRA. you KOBRA the 100. Kobras are snakes. snakes has 6 letters. By turning KOBE into a five letter word, they really turned it into a 6 letter word. Failed is a six letter word. Therefore, the attempt failed!
You also continue charging!
None of the Assassins like video games. They stab the little pictures on the TV. this causes the TV to short circuit and electrocute you, but they didn't Mean to attack you, so you don't steal the blades!
You summon Trump and Putin! The Godmodder walks over to them and immediately makes a deal. To Trump, he offers a lot of money. Trump accepts. To Putin, he offers him the power to make poutine anywhere! Poutine accepts the Putin. The militaries go home because this looks to them like they're probably having a fever dream. One of them spots the squidship, and they all agree: This is totally a weird fever dream.
(It's not a weird fever dream.)
Trump summoned! Poutine Summoned!
You throw the fruit! I have no idea what the expected results are, so it bursts into flames midflight and oof owches Hubnk! 18 damage!
You give the anti-jokester its orders!
You Kick Thargar, The Angry Thing, into Hubnk, the Angry Dued! 14 damage to Hubnk!
You donate a charge to J(...)he Unspeakable one! Your method of doing so, and dedication in not saying the actual name of the Unspeakable One, cause the charge to spontanously metamorphose into two charges! miracle of miracles!
Waluigi wakes up and shrugs. Agreeing to your request, Waluigi rapidly starts building a large fence! ! WALUIGI DOES NOT THINK PURPLE LUIGI THOUGHT THIS THROUGH! LUIGI CANNOT DEFEAT WALUIGI IN FENCING. WALUIGI IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE EVER WAAAS! WAHAHAHA!
You steal a bunch of golden swords! your methodology earns the charge an additional 0.5 progress! (decimal progress can be randomly rounded either up or down into integer progress at any time.)
You... do that?
The Godmodder throws an Anvil at the Pigman! Since Anvils deal damage as player-nonspecific Falling-anvil objects, This kills the pigman without agroing the rest of the pigmen.
Gary and Steve Vibe Check the unknown person. This kills them.
the Squidship keeps flying in the air!
The Eishalon, Pelican, and crabs gather rocks (though the kittenish one keeps sleeping.), getting 7+5, 5, and 5+2+4+1+3+4 rocks, respectively.
The Lobster makes a new crab! The Slime gathers more cakes! the Thornbeast idles. The Tree is a tree.
The Chicken huddles close to its eggs. Night is beginning to fall, and it doesn't want them hurt.
The Anti-Jokester acts as ordered! It distracts Hubnk, but his Anger rises...
The Shroomlings keep infesting the eggs!
Before the rest of his entities can act, the Godmodder steps forwards. The sun is setting in the sky, setting the surroundings in an orange-red glow. The Godmodder walks over to Thargar and Hubnk. Flicking his hand, he cuts cleanly through both of them, slaying them. As their blood begins to pool upon the earth, he notices the Imps are listed as [AG]. taking advantage of this, he tears them to pieces, too. And so there he stands, in a pool of blood and a pile of corpses. Turning around slowly to look at the Players and their entities again, small flames start up at the edges of the pool. Slowly, the flames encircle him, though they do not spread in the gently rippling red liquid. He raises an arm from Hubnk into the air, a small circle of imp bits levitating into the air around him. the flames dim, turning bloodred, and begin to spread through the blood of the circle. The Flames rise to obscure him, turn to static and grey, then fade into nothing.
Where the Godmodder stood stands some sort of amalgamation. One huge arm, reminiscent of the Hubnks, drags on the ground behind it. Where its hand should be are what appears to be stitches, connecting it to a dark red hand with claws so long it appears to be holding nearly a half-dozen scythe blades. The other arm is thin, frail-looking, and smooth, seemingly natural instead of attached. Its fingers are abnormally long, and come to razor points. Sprouting from below the Hubnk arm is a spout of darkness, swirling into increasingly disturbing talon-like shapes. Just below it, a chunk of the torso is missing, scaled flesh stitched over its otherwise-grey skin. It seems to have lost all its legs, replacing them with stitched-together abominations. The first is triple jointed, like someone took a raptors leg and extended it a step further. Another is relatively normal. The third is like a snapped tree branch, ending in a single blackened point. Pulsing throughout every stolen limb and patch of flesh are large veins and arteries, the veins dark shadows upon the skin while the arteries stand out against the dark colors in a vivid white.
Upon the Head of this Chimera lies a mask. Smooth and porcelain white, it covers the Chimeras head entirely; there are no proper eye holes. Where there should be are Actual holes, going straight through and leading nowhere. emptiness greets those who look the Chimera in the eyes. For a mouth, it has a carved smile. Eternal, Bland, a dark grey. The mask sits slightly lopsidedly, but the Chimera is clearly paying attention as it stands there, still.
Empty Chimera summoned! Instead of being pumpkin-y, I decided to do my best to make something creepy. I might not have succeeded, but it's something.
On a game mechanical level, the Godmodder is maintaining the Empty Chimera with their actions; They won't be charging up while you're dealing with the Chimera. However, the Godmodder is currently not vulnerable to attack. Also, the 100 is in stasis now, and won't be vulnerable until the Empty Chimera dies.
((OOC note: the text for the Empty Chimera in the battlefield listing is supposed to have a shadow. If that's not working, somethings wrong with either the forum or your computer, or my code.))
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 12/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (6/9 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x7 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 52/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
Cake Collector Slime, 29 cubic meters of cake.
Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity)
Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), growing toast.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed I.VI .)
Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=?
[OG-SmartTJ] Pigman spawner 15/15 HP (spawns 5 pigmen per round)
Pigmen 1x4 hp, horde agro, (int)(0.25x4)atk.
[OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 14/20 HP, Interference!A
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active!
[N-I] 9 Pilla
gereggs, Infested![AG] Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pilla
geregg)[AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 0/40 HP 5A (Sacrificed!)
[AG] Thargar : Sacrificed
[AG] Hubnk, the Angry Dued,
480 HP(10% Damage resistance), 23% Anger, Rampage!A. Sacrificed.[AG] Assorted Assassins, 34x4 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 0/1d8 : Assassinate.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Pristine. Dragging arm- Pristine. Claws- Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Dripping. Legs- Trio. Mask- smooth porcelain-white. ???, ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 112 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
I teleport back to the battlefield and join Hunger for Eggs on Toast’s pyramid scheme, giving them one of my swords. I then start mixing the ingredients for the hangnail cure.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 10.5/15 charges, now making hangnail cure, still have to deliver it.
Action Uno: "Yes! Exactly! That is what you're supposed to do with your dead enemies. Thank you Godmodder... Right. Nevermind. Everyone forget I said that. Anyways..." The "wizard" only then seems to realize he is loosing his fencing match. "Hey! That's unfair! You stole my joke!" He opens the umbrella, and out fall hammers, nails, picket fencing, and instructions. He quickly throws the instructions away, letting it drift off in the wind to the land of ignorance. "This- this is why I despise you, Waluigi. I should have known you keep fences in your suspenders. How else could you be so tall? Genetics? Animation? No. You're so tall because you stand on fences all day in case someone challenges you to a fencing match. No wonder Team Sonic can never beat Team Mario in the Olympics." The weirdo quickly realizes he should stop talking before Sonic hears. He should also start fencing. But how? He could probably poke Waluigi in the nose with his umbrella. That could work. But Waluigi also has a Golf Club, Tennis Racket, and Badminton Racket, so it's not like he has to try to counter anything... Fence faster it is.
"Purple Luigi" quickly starts throwing some fencing together. He sticks some fence posts into the ground, hammers the horizontal fencing onto it, and uses nails somewhere in there. The fence doesn't look bad. That is, until Purple Luigi looks at Walugi's fence. It's marvelous, and large, and expanding. EXPANDING. Waluigi quickly has Purple Luigi's fence flanked by his Fantastic Fence. "Oh, come on!" Desperate, the "wizard" raises his (three) hands into the air. He shouts, "ecnef eht enolc!" He throws his hands forward and purple lightning strikes the fence... The fence is on fire. "What!? How didn't that work!?" As he stares at his burning fence, a red box appears in front of him. It reads:
WARNING: You need to steal the power from 4 AFK Players to clone things... Sorry, wrong game. Well, umm... Bye bye!
Purple Luigi's face scrunches up in anger. With nothing to do, he watches as Waluigi finishes his fence. He sees doom tick in front of him as Waluigi mockingly taps in his final nail. But, just as he makes his final swing, the "wizard"'s instructions blow into Waluigi's face. Startled by the paper blinding him, Waluigi accidentally hits his finger with the hammer or racket or club or whatever he's using. He WAAAAAAAAAAAs in pain. Quickly, as Waluigi is blinded by paper and pain, Purple Luigi kicks his shoddy, burning fence into Waluigi's Fantastic Fence, causing them both to burst into flames. Waluigi finally tears the instructions off of his face and is stunned by his fantastic fence being burnt to shreds. Purple Luigi spots the opportunity right there, picks up his umbrella, swipes Waluigi in the nose, and pokes him in the chest. "Ha! I win! Hahahahaha!" The "wizard" does a little jig as Waluigi WAAAAAs in annoyance. "Ha! Now, as for that action. Waluigi, I need you to... sign this." He pulls a picture of Waluigi out of his sleeve. "It's extremely important to me. I have this friend who I may or may not have called a rabid skunk in lipstick. He didn't find it very funny. Anyways, I really need this." He hopes that Waluigi signs it and then puts the picture into his pocket for later.
Action 2: (Disclaimer: The following contains jokes. Just jokes. They are not meant to offend anyone. ANYONE.) "I need to figure out how to simplify my life." The "wizard" walks out of the burning mass of fences with a smile on his face. "Now it's time to attack the Godmodder!" He pulls out his scroll to check the Godmodder's current HP. As he reads through the nonsense after the Godmodder's name, he face palms. "REALLY!? The one turn I want to try to hit the Godmodder, this happens!? This is what I get for leaving my Halloween costume at home. It was really nice too. No one would ever guess who I would have been." He waits for the world to answer him. "It was Gandalf, duh. Way better than Doubledore." Two doors magically appear in front of him. The weirdo runs into them. "Ouch. Sorry Dumbledore, it was a joke. You didn't have to go all, 'You shall not pass!' on me." Two more doors appear behind him. "What was that supposed to do? I guess that's why they call you DUMB-ledore." Another two doors appear to his left. "Really Dumbledore, you're not proving anything. One does not simply walk into more doors." A pair of doors appear to his right. "Yup Dumbledore, you did not think this through. It's like you want Snape to [INSERT SPOILER] again." Two doors pop into existence above him. The "wizard" looks around him and realizes he's stuck. "Whoops." He tries one of the doorknobs, and finds it locked. He then tries the other nine to no effect. "Well, only one way to get out of this. Grovel." He gets down on his knees and cries, "I'm sorry Dumbledore! I'll never do it again!" Dumbledore is not appeased. "I'm really, really sorry! Really." He can almost feel the doors frowning at him in disgust. "What can I do to make it up to you? I could- I could give you a Chocolate Frog." As he says "Chocolate Frog," the doors open. The weirdo is dumbfounded. "Okay. Here you go Dumbledore. A Chocolate Frog." He spots a frog on the ground next to him and shoots it with a *AHEM* Candy Beam. Unfortunately, he misses. Fortunately, he somehow hits a pair of frogs a little further off. They turn into chocolate. "Oh, well, Dumbledore, since you're my favorite wizard, I got you two Chocolate Frogs." The frogs disappear immediately, and a note appears on one of the doors. It reads: "Since you were so kind, these doors shall help you with one task." The "wizard" blinks. He then addresses the doors. "Well doors, what you could really do is go beat up that Empty Chimera. That would help. A lot." And so the doors waddle away like Mickey's brooms and go pummel the Chimera, opening and closing, being doors, throwing their doorknobs at it, and making really annoying squeaky sounds all the while. Afterwards, they disappear. "My life is terrible."
Action Tres: "Ooh, goody. A Third Action! I really haven't been stressed out enough this round, have I? Well, there are really only two things I can do: be Waluigi's puppet, or, being the proper enemy defeating character I am when I feel like it, attack the creepy thing." If he failed with his first action, he does whatever Waluigi tells him to do, cringing all the while. Otherwise, the weirdo examines the Chimera closely. "Hmm... It seems... to have... a mask. Let's work with that." He pulls out of his sleeves a chisel, a hammer, a jackhammer, a knife, a steel pole, a Porcelain Magnet TM, and a rope. First, he uses the hammer and chisel to try to pry the mask off the Chimera's face. Obviously, that doesn't work. Really, it's smooth. You can't chisel face shaped things. Next, he tries the jackhammer, failing just as badly as he did with the chisel. Next, he tries the knife, trying to peel back the mask from its edges. He ends up chopping off a bit of Chimera meat, but doesn't get much more than that. Then, he takes the steel pole and jams it into the hole in the Chimera's face, trying to use it as a lever to push the mask off. When that doesn't work, he tries his Porcelain Magnet TM. Somehow, that doesn't work. On further examination, the magnet is made of porcelain (somehow), and does not attract porcelain. Who knew? Finally, he ties a rope around the mask and pulls. The rope, of course, slips off, but it was worth a try.
This leaves the weirdo without any feasible ways of getting the mask. He scratches his head, and then it hits him. He slaps himself in the face and just grabs the mask with his hand. He then pulls it off, easy peasy. "A chisel? What was I thinking?"
A haunted slice of toast appear yay. 1 Ok as a piece of toast that is haunted I try to convince the boo from Mario party to steal waluigi's super stars because how else could be be powered. 2 I multiclass to a bard college of whispers. 3 I start to whisper annoyingly at waluigi
ENTITY ACTION: I tell the Anti-Jokester to stare down the Empty Chimera and thus distract it.
I grab a machine gun quickly and casually unload every single bullet in it into the Empty Chimera's head. Then I detonate the bullets that were turned into bombs, and blow up the remains of the Empty Chimera's head.
Bicyclops: 5/10
I shoot a rocket powered grenade launcher at the Godmodder
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
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