Hmm... I feel like this semielemental plane of cakes gives me not enough of its resources. Its calories should belong to us. I go through the portal and ingest a lot of the cake using my undying hunger.
All entities are ordered to collect rock unless they are made for cake collecting, in that case they collect cake.
I hope Srovy gets online again, I feel alone even tho I have been voremarried. Reminds me of someone :(
I guess I now have a reason to release the frozen bullets. While Godmodder follows my hints about what is the right thing to do, the boolets shoot at his back. Ooops
You eat a bunch of cakes! yum? You kinda have trouble with it, though, seeing as your face is taped to the Mask of Hungry Visitation. You order your entities, and successfully hope for srovy to return! 1 Damage to the Godmodder. After sealing the bullet holes, he looks at you in annoyance.
I finish up that tunnel system. As for what I'll use it for, I don't know, but at least it's done.
Who are the current non-godmodder enemies on the field? It's been a while, after all, since my last visit.
you finish the tunnel system! There is a pile of the Godmodders random junk. currently, all his other entities are dead and he hasn't summoned new ones... yet.
I Cast Meteor Swarm on The Godmodder and target all his allies that are within range. and I use an action to turn invisible.
The Godmodder twiddles his thumbs at super-speed in boredom, conjuring a sideways whirlwind which tosses the meteor aside like a spray of mundane pebbles! you do manage to break 20 of the junk piles objects, though.
...woah, that was- weird. Let's not look into that at the moment. What I will do, however, is focus on destroying this Junk Pile nobody cares about. Or maybe I'll take some stuff from it?
I fly back down towards the pile and begin looking through it, taking some of the unknown pieces and practical joke implements. I also take a pen because I like doodling. Then, I fly away from the Junk Pile, and use two fireballs (2 actions) to try and finally get rid of it!
You manage to loot all the unknown pieces and 6 practical joke implements, but run out of action power before grabbing a pen. It looks like gathering is more difficult then destroying. Then, you manage to destroy another 45 components with fire!
...Right, I might have noticed back in the past that there's a way to get people here. The Question is, how did most people get here? Many, many heroes just show up and begin fighting, but I haven't seen any body enter apart from...
Post #1774: GarfieldtheTabaxi: "I step out of some randomly appearing elevator doors...".
That's it! I look around for any sign of these doors- There. I run over to them and force them open, climbing inside. If this is a way into the battlefield, then its a way out as well. Maybe it'll take me to somewhere I can get into contact with my Kobold friends...
(One turn spent finding the elevator, I'll convert the other two into charges for later.)
Astral Plane Chicken: The cool chicken from the Astral Plane!
Loyal Kobold Band: 8/12 A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band. I can call them as soon as I remember their phone number, but I still gotta find them a route of passage.
You find the elevator doors lead to... a big ole' plaza with mountains for walls and yellow bounce pads everywhere. a random passerby steps on one and the scene when his neck hit a branch is rather unpleasant, suffice it to say. There's two other elevators, a map, and a big purple hole in a wall. you also gain 2 charge-unaffiliated charges.
EoRR
Gary and Steve dig the tunnel! It becomes a slightly bigger tunnel! It continues to be ready for deployment at any point. the Squidship squirms and careens around the battlefield! it doesn't hit anything this time. The Mask, Pelican, and other pelican gather rocks. the pelicans add the rocks to their own bodies, while the mask gains (1d7=7 with action 1, and 1d7=4,+1d4DC4 roll for another 7=4, 1d7=7 with action two) a total of 18 Rocks! the Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster creates another Hollowstone deceiver, which collects 1d5=1 cakes. The Cake Collector Slime collects (1d4=) 4 cubic meters of cake. Due to heavy use, the Portal consumes 14 rocks for power, two per use(r) unless I've miscounted. the Astral Plane Chicken continues digging the nest, before becoming satisfied. The Rock Elemental finishes flinching. The Godmodder looks at his dwindling field (and his slightly smaller health bar), and redoubles his pocket digging! after tossing out another 18 assorted pieces of junk, he finds what he was looking for : the Ring of three (hundred) 'animate object'-only wishes! He waves it at the pile of objects, which all promptly preform fusion dances with one another. Practical Jokester summoned! Brick summoned (the brick immediately runs away.)! slightly larger tomato summoned! Mould Monster summoned! Bitcoin Beast summoned! Mycelium Maestro summoned! Injured Italian Greyhound summoned! Crappy off-brand OnyRock Snake summoned! Most of them seem to have health equal to twice as much as their components had, but now they can attack! Luckily, they're all still pretty weak. Good thing you attacked them earlier. Then, the Godmodder expends Thargar, Summoning Thargar. GODMODDER: Introducing... Thargar, The Angry Thing. GODMODDER: Thargar will be making regular appearances. well, yes, obviously, seeing as he's an entity now. those act every EoTB. GODMODDER: More regular then that. yeah sure, people will attack them occasionally too.
Paradox Billiards update is tommorow, because I've had a busy day, and 2 extra days doesn't make dopping simpler when you can't really start until the fifth.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf]You is dead but not forgotten. [OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 21.2/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 36 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (3/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 35 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cake Collector Slime, 11 cubic meters of cake. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP Nest -3y/0 HP. y=? [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Jokester 20/20 HP, Interference!A Slightly larger tomato 8/8 HP, ?A Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack Bitcoin Beast 30$, Buy!A Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A Injured Italian Greyhound 8/60 HP, 10A Crappy off-brand Rock Snake. 8 HP/4 Rocks, Rock Steal!A [AG]Thargar 180/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A [OG] Rock Elemental 27/90 HP, 14 A. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6rR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 29 rocks,14 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. joining Paradox Tennis! Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 Dominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
Rock... steal.... Snake... Something has to be done. I know the apex predator that eats snakes tho: Hedgehog. I make a big hedgehog out of cake, which autoattacks any thiefing mobs. I want more rocks collected, so I order the entities to collect rock/cake. I myself collect more cake, either through eating or through... collecting. Then ... I awaken the cake hedgehog.
With the wisdom imparted on me by DOOM holder guy, I realize the horrible, horrible mistake I may of just made with letting the other guy walk free. Sure hope that doesn't come bite me in the -
Well, I pay the 200 Fine in order to release the DOOM holder guy, as he seems like a nice guy who doesn't deserve to be jailed. "Best of luck re-adjusting to life, my friend." As he goes to walk away, I add as an afterthought "Hey, if you're having trouble finding a job after this (Criminal records, you know the drill), I'm happy to hire you at Waterworks." With that, I'm gonna say my turn is over, and I'll accept the 3 cards from nourish instead.
Garfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1228 M ~Cards: Nourish(6), Lay on Hands(8), golf ball, A Fork. Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall. YuGiOh monsters: None. Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
You pay the fine, and the DOOM guy goes free! do you claim the doom spell in return? Also, he says he might accept the offer, but he thinks He'll be fine, before raising an eyebrow at the mana-crazed dark alakazam (which appears to be hyperventilating and drooling while looking at you.). Then, you cast nourish! This gives you 1 Queen of Knives, 1 Neospacian Grand Mole, and 1 Pawn riding a Knight standing on the battlements of a rook in a trenchcoat.
(for no reason,I had extra yu-gi-oh cards on me,and slifer's attack is 5,000 because I have 5 Cards on me plus a deck)
They all yell at you at once because you haven't paid the proper tributes! You need at least three other monsters to tribute for them, plus a normal summon! You also fail to Kamehameha the Godmodder, because being in paradox tennis is mutually exclusive with battlefield activities. Also, you can chose what the 5 cards in your hand are, but one of your choices will fail hilariously and two of them will be less then advertised.
WA-HA-HA! TIME HAS PASSING, BUT NOW IT IS WALUIGI THE WAAANDERFUL WAAAN'S TIME TO SHINE! WAAAAIT.... WAAAALL, WAAAAALL, WAAAAALL. ANOTHER LUIGI! WAAAALL... YOU SURVIVE ANOTHER ROUND, ORANGE LUIGI! WALUIGI WILL SHOW BLUE LUIGI WHY WALUIGI WAS AND ALWAYS IS NUMBER WAAAAN! FIRST, WAAALUIGI ROLLS HIS DICE! (3+1) LANDS WALUIGI ON A YELLOW SPACE! WALUIGI CANNOT BUY RIGHT NOW, BUT WHILE WALUIGI THE GREAT AND PURPLE WAS WAAAALKING, WALUIGIS NIDOQUEEN USED POISON JAB ON INPACHI! 30 DAMAGE! AND NOW WAAALUIGI WALKS AGAIN! (5+5), AND A DOUBLE, WA-HA!... WALUIGI CAN'T BUY THIS. WEH. WITH THE DOUBLES ROLL, WALUIGI GETS (4+1) A FIVE! WALUIGI PASSES GO, WALUIGI COLLECTS 200$,- Waluigi lands on Bank Avenue and pays another 4$ to Garfield... PINK LUIGI SOUNDS LIKE THEY THINK WALUIGI WOULDN'T HAVE PAID OTHERWISE! WHAAAT KIND OF MAN DOES LUIGI TAKE WALUIGI FOR? A purple one. WALUIGI SUPPOSES WALUIGI CAN'T DENY THAT. WAAAATEVER. NIDOQUEEN USES POISON JAB AGAIN! 30 MORE DAMAGE TO INPACHI! ALSO, WALUIGI DIDN'T MENTION EARLIER, BUT NOW INPACHI IS POISONED! THAT MEANS IT WILL TAKE TEN DAMAGE BETWEEN TURNS! Well, technically, it takes one damage counter between turns. WEH. WALUIGI FOLLOWS THIS UP WITH MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM! IT ATTACKS ORCALORD BEYOND DIRECTLY FOR 2200 DAMAGE! And do you have any other tricks up your sleeve? WALUIGI IS DONE FOR THIS TURN, LUIGI. Wait, actually. That reminds me of something. Is this an Abridged game of PBVPR4DHCTwMT, or full length? OBVIOUSLY ABRIDGED, PINK LUIGI! IF IT WAAAASN'T, WALUIGI WOULD HAVE DONE A SUBGAME SWITCH ALREADY! WAAAATS WRONG, LUIGI, GETTING TIRED? no. WA-HA-HA. LUIGI IS SO COLD! ... ...With that over with, It's your turn- or rather, the players turns- Again! For the two of you, turn order is up for grabs- probably, it won't matter too much. Garfield, your movement roll is (2+3), meaning Teneseee avenue. Orcalord, you get a (4+1), meaning you land on the first railroad. in both cases, that's if you don't do something to weirdness it. (the doom spell man breaks into a dead run, heading in the same direction as nourish dude...)
CurrentPermanent Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 308W ~Cards: None! Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) + States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350) Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. States Ave as an energy card, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G. YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def) Hearthstone Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 7/7 MtG mana: none. Money: 1232 M ~Cards: Lay on Hands(8), golf ball, A Fork, Queen of Knives, Neospacian grand mole, Pawn riding a Knight standing on the battlements of a rook which are all in a trenchcoat. Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall. YuGiOh monsters: None. Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (60/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.) BLUE LUIGOrcalord Beyond PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 0. Life Points: 1800. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 1/1 MtG mana: none. Money: 1500 M ~Cards: 5 YuGiOh cards of their choice, two of which will be made weaker then intended and one of which will fail hillariously. Discarded: all 3 god cards Other: N/A YuGiOh monsters: None. Active Pokemon: None. Possibly Evil Interloper Dude. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: Haha Points: 0. Life Points: 850. Prize Cards: 4. Life: 17. Dige-energy: 0. Mana Crystals: 7/7. MtG mana: 2 forest, 6 death. Money: 400 M ~Cards: four or so? Discarded: ? Other: ? Active: none. Benched: none. YuGiOh monsters: None? Hearthstone creatures: None.
Rock... steal.... Snake... Something has to be done. I know the apex predator that eats snakes tho: Hedgehog. I make a big hedgehog out of cake, which autoattacks any thiefing mobs. I want more rocks collected, so I order the entities to collect rock/cake. I myself collect more cake, either through eating or through... collecting. Then ... I awaken the cake hedgehog.
I cast fly on myself, move up 30 feet in the air, and take shots at the Godmodder with my antimatter rifle.
(quotes here for alert system, but the below is the update: )
EoRR Thargar finishes making his regular appearances for this round. which is good, because that shouting makes updating less convenient. Gary and Steve idle! the Squidship writhes and hits... the Jokester! it takes 4 damage. The Mask, pelicans, and two rock crabs gather rocks! 4 and 7 from the mask, the pelicans keep making themselves more resilient, the two rock crabs gather (2d5=5+4=)9 Rocks. Then, the cake collector slime gathers another couple cubic meters of cake, and the collector crabs gather (5+3+1+5) 14 more cakes. the Cake Hedgehog attacks the Rock Snake, removing half its health! The Portal consumes 10 rocks, again two per use. The Chicken takes care of its eggs. the Jokester prances over to possiblyDagoth all retroactive-like, tossing a sheet of Satin over him, coating the floor with Lard, and making him breath some fire! This leads to the partial failure of their action. due to this interference, the jokester also didn't realise possiblyDagoth was trying to be [AG], which justifies it retroactively- though all the yelling also plays a role. the Mould Monster attacks Steve, doing 6 damage! the Bitcoin Beast buys the location in the semielemental plane of cakes Hunger for Eggs on Toast's portal opens on, forcing them to pay a tax in the future (this costs them 2$). the Mycelium Maestro infests the Earth Pelicans Dirt! the Injured Italian Greyhound eats the Slightly Larger Tomato... It's a maxim tomato! The Greyhound heals to full with overheal- though the tomato is gone now. The Snake steals 4 rocks. The Rock Elemental idles. Thargar already made all their regular appearances. all 115 of them, to be precise. The Godmodder looks upon his troops, and sees that it is good. Then he looks upon Hunger for Eggs on Topst's entities, and sees that they're kind of in the way. He picks up the crappy off-brand rock snake, and hoovers up the rest of the Rock Elemental. With the increased mass and rocks the snake now possesses, he uses it like a giant flexible rock-based vacuum to suck up chunks of rocks from all of Hunger for Eggs on Toast's entities, granting it multitarget attacks and increased health! Also, it will now exclusively target them.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 21.2/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (3/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 mycelium dirt. 41 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 23 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 18 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! pseudoowned by bitcoin beast. Cake Collector Slime, 14 cubic meters of cake. Cake Hedgehog 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered I) Nest -3y/0 HP. y=? [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Jokester 16/20 HP, Interference!A Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack Bitcoin Beast 28$, Buy!A Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A Injured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A Crappy off-brand Rock Snake. 70 HP/35 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A [AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A [AG]Thargar 180/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A [OG] Rock Elemental: Dead/90 HP, 14 A. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6rR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 37 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
Ok.. THIS IS IT: ALL ENTITIES ATTACK THIS Crappy off-brand Rock Snake! THIS CAN NOT BE TOLERATED... unless. My rocks are worth about 8$ per piece. The Tax of 2$ is more than payed. Also I see this as purchase. I won't hand out any change. Fully purchased Bitcoin beast AND Cake area.
With player power I overcharge the portal and it breaks the space time continuum and becomes a permanent rift that cracks space and time, hitting the godmodder. It was all an attack all along and now I can even tax him for it!
Steve from Minecraft pops through a Nether Portal and his server immediately lags out and disconnects, causing him to almost instantaneously poof out of existence, dropping 3 stacks of TnT, a full set of enchanted Diamond Armor, an enchanted diamond sword, bow, and trident, 10 enchanted gold apples, and 20 Pillager spawn eggs (he hacked it in), and a working nether portal is left behind his dropped loot.
Have fun with this!
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
with my archfiend soldier that has lucky iron axe equipped,giving it 2400 attack, will attack the mana crazed alakazam(archfiend has 1900 atk and lucky iron axe gives 500 atk btw) I also clone myself and tell my clone to pick up the loot
(OOC: if u make kuuriboh fail,i will take damage when attacked and still lose the card. Plz dont make lucky iron axe fail
with my archfiend soldier that has lucky iron axe equipped,giving it 2400 attack, will attack the mana crazed alakazam(archfiend has 1900 atk and lucky iron axe gives 500 atk btw) I also clone myself and tell my clone to pick up the loot
(OOC: if u make kuuriboh fail,i will take damage when attacked and still lose the card. Plz dont make lucky iron axe fail
Paradox Tennis isn't continuing yet due to the lack of posts from the other player (sidequests are like that. all players have to post unless a Long time passes). That said, I understand that would make it boring to try and join a slow sidequest, so on rounds in between which it doesn't update, you can act in the main update instead. /notupdate.
EoRR Thargar has been making regular appearances. The pants, monster, gary, and steve idle. the squidship thrashes and doesn't hit anything. The Eishalon, both pelicans, and hedgehog attack the Rock snake. The Mask eats part of it, healing for one damage mite and doing (2d40=31+7) damage. the Earth Pelican whacks it a few times, doing 10ish damage. The Kittenish Pelican sits on its head, debuffing its attack somewhat, and falls asleep. The hedgehog does another 4 damage. The Rock Crabs are incapable of attacking and the lobster is likewise, while the slime is in the wrong dimension and doesn't understand the order. The Rock crabs gather 3+4+4+2+2+4 rocks, gaining 3(and one to the inventory) each. the lobster works. the Chicken tends to its eggs. the Jokester retroactively causes more text to appear in the description of hungry visitors portal supercharge for because. the Mould Monster whacks the Earth Pelican, removing 6 awakening integrity. the Bitcoin beast buys some lawyers to make sure it stays ahead of hungry visitors attempts to disagree with its great smartness of buying his portals land. the Maestro infests the mycelium dirt further. The greyhound bites the squidship, doing 15 damage. The off-brand rock snake, desperate to recover, sucks in more rocks- Though fewer then otherwise, by contribution of the kitten. It steals 3 from the earth pelican, 5 from the lobster, 2 from each crab, and 6 from the inventory. The imps idle! Thargar Inhales. Lastly, the Godmodder starts a new charge. He calls it... dimensionality, it's out of 5, and the specific action he undertakes to start it is throwing pigeons at everything that doesn't move like a machine gun which has avoided looking like a machine or gun!
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 21.2/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 15/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (3/8 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 9 mycelium. 28 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 7/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 60/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! pseudoowned by bitcoin beast. Cake Collector Slime, 18 cubic meters of cake. Cake Hedgehog 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II) Nest -3y/0 HP. y=? [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active! [N-I] 20 Pillager eggs [AG] Jokester 16/20 HP, Interference!A Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack Bitcoin Beast 28$, Buy!A Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A unInjured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A Crappy off-brand Rock Snake. 17 HP/61 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A [AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A [AG]Thargar 180/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6rR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 32 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
A portal opens, and an artificer Warforged named steps through as the portal closes behind him. Upon surveying the scene, he sees the nether portal, still open, and runs through it. Once on the other side he checks his surroundings for immediate danger, before pulling out his integrated smartphone and looking up a Nether guide. He then begins to search for a nether fortress...
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I swallow a super strong cake magnet and then open my mouth, expecting to empty out some cake filled dimensions.
Then... I set up some snipers with laser guns that make pew pew noises when fired. I collect rock and order the entities to attack the Crappy off-brand Rock Snake
I enter the room via the Nether portal and, seeing Minecraft Steve’s enormous pile of Minecraft loot, start lighting the TNT and chucking it at the Godmodder.
Edit: Oops, I didn’t read the part about everything getting sucked into the portal until after posting. I’ll just say I found the TNT in the Nether before going into the room through the portal. Sorry about that.
I Cast Meteor Swarm on The Godmodder and target all his allies that are within range. and I use an action to turn invisible.
The Hammer of Enchantment
You eat a bunch of cakes! yum? You kinda have trouble with it, though, seeing as your face is taped to the Mask of Hungry Visitation.
You order your entities, and successfully hope for srovy to return!
1 Damage to the Godmodder. After sealing the bullet holes, he looks at you in annoyance.
you finish the tunnel system!
There is a pile of the Godmodders random junk. currently, all his other entities are dead and he hasn't summoned new ones... yet.
You turn 100 rocks into four crabs! in the EoTB, they'll gather (4d5= 2+4+3+4) cakes!
The Godmodder twiddles his thumbs at super-speed in boredom, conjuring a sideways whirlwind which tosses the meteor aside like a spray of mundane pebbles! you do manage to break 20 of the junk piles objects, though.
You manage to loot all the unknown pieces and 6 practical joke implements, but run out of action power before grabbing a pen. It looks like gathering is more difficult then destroying.
Then, you manage to destroy another 45 components with fire!
You find the elevator doors lead to... a big ole' plaza with mountains for walls and yellow bounce pads everywhere. a random passerby steps on one and the scene when his neck hit a branch is rather unpleasant, suffice it to say. There's two other elevators, a map, and a big purple hole in a wall.
you also gain 2 charge-unaffiliated charges.
EoRR
Gary and Steve dig the tunnel! It becomes a slightly bigger tunnel! It continues to be ready for deployment at any point.
the Squidship squirms and careens around the battlefield! it doesn't hit anything this time.
The Mask, Pelican, and other pelican gather rocks. the pelicans add the rocks to their own bodies, while the mask gains (1d7=7 with action 1, and 1d7=4,+1d4DC4 roll for another 7=4, 1d7=7 with action two) a total of 18 Rocks! the Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster creates another Hollowstone deceiver, which collects 1d5=1 cakes.
The Cake Collector Slime collects (1d4=) 4 cubic meters of cake. Due to heavy use, the Portal consumes 14 rocks for power, two per use(r) unless I've miscounted.
the Astral Plane Chicken continues digging the nest, before becoming satisfied. The Rock Elemental finishes flinching.
The Godmodder looks at his dwindling field (and his slightly smaller health bar), and redoubles his pocket digging! after tossing out another 18 assorted pieces of junk, he finds what he was looking for : the Ring of three (hundred) 'animate object'-only wishes! He waves it at the pile of objects, which all promptly preform fusion dances with one another. Practical Jokester summoned! Brick summoned (the brick immediately runs away.)! slightly larger tomato summoned! Mould Monster summoned! Bitcoin Beast summoned! Mycelium Maestro summoned! Injured Italian Greyhound summoned! Crappy off-brand
OnyRock Snake summoned!Most of them seem to have health equal to twice as much as their components had, but now they can attack! Luckily, they're all still pretty weak. Good thing you attacked them earlier.
Then, the Godmodder expends Thargar, Summoning Thargar.
GODMODDER: Introducing... Thargar, The Angry Thing.
GODMODDER: Thargar will be making regular appearances.
well, yes, obviously, seeing as he's an entity now. those act every EoTB.
GODMODDER: More regular then that.
yeah sure, people will attack them occasionally too.
Paradox Billiards update is tommorow, because I've had a busy day, and 2 extra days doesn't make dopping simpler when you can't really start until the fifth.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You is dead but not forgotten.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 21.2/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 36 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 3/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 35 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
Cake Collector Slime, 11 cubic meters of cake.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP
Nest -3y/0 HP. y=?
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Jokester 20/20 HP, Interference!A
Slightly larger tomato 8/8 HP, ?A
Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack
Bitcoin Beast 30$, Buy!A
Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A
Injured Italian Greyhound 8/60 HP, 10A
Crappy off-brand Rock Snake. 8 HP/4 Rocks, Rock Steal!A
[AG] Thargar 180/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A
[OG] Rock Elemental 27/90 HP, 14 A.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6rR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 29 rocks,14 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. joining Paradox Tennis!
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 Dominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The Devil appears.
”Yo, G-Modder my man, hows it hanging? Mind if I pop right in, help ya out a little?”
The Dark Lord Satan then summons a group of Imps for the Godmodders use.
Rock... steal.... Snake...
Something has to be done. I know the apex predator that eats snakes tho: Hedgehog.
I make a big hedgehog out of cake, which autoattacks any thiefing mobs. I want more rocks collected, so I order the entities to collect rock/cake.
I myself collect more cake, either through eating or through... collecting.
Then ... I awaken the cake hedgehog.
I cast fly on myself, move up 30 feet in the air, and take shots at the Godmodder with my antimatter rifle.
The Hammer of Enchantment
You pay the fine, and the DOOM guy goes free! do you claim the doom spell in return? Also, he says he might accept the offer, but he thinks He'll be fine, before raising an eyebrow at the mana-crazed dark alakazam (which appears to be hyperventilating and drooling while looking at you.).
Then, you cast nourish! This gives you 1 Queen of Knives, 1 Neospacian Grand Mole, and 1 Pawn riding a Knight standing on the battlements of a rook in a trenchcoat.
They all yell at you at once because you haven't paid the proper tributes! You need at least three other monsters to tribute for them, plus a normal summon!
You also fail to Kamehameha the Godmodder, because being in paradox tennis is mutually exclusive with battlefield activities.
Also, you can chose what the 5 cards in your hand are, but one of your choices will fail hilariously and two of them will be less then advertised.
WA-HA-HA! TIME HAS PASSING, BUT NOW IT IS WALUIGI THE WAAANDERFUL WAAAN'S TIME TO SHINE! WAAAAIT.... WAAAALL, WAAAAALL, WAAAAALL. ANOTHER LUIGI! WAAAALL... YOU SURVIVE ANOTHER ROUND, ORANGE LUIGI! WALUIGI WILL SHOW BLUE LUIGI WHY WALUIGI WAS AND ALWAYS IS NUMBER WAAAAN! FIRST, WAAALUIGI ROLLS HIS DICE! (3+1) LANDS WALUIGI ON A YELLOW SPACE! WALUIGI CANNOT BUY RIGHT NOW, BUT WHILE WALUIGI THE GREAT AND PURPLE WAS WAAAALKING, WALUIGIS NIDOQUEEN USED POISON JAB ON INPACHI! 30 DAMAGE! AND NOW WAAALUIGI WALKS AGAIN! (5+5), AND A DOUBLE, WA-HA!... WALUIGI CAN'T BUY THIS. WEH. WITH THE DOUBLES ROLL, WALUIGI GETS (4+1) A FIVE! WALUIGI PASSES GO, WALUIGI COLLECTS 200$,- Waluigi lands on Bank Avenue and pays another 4$ to Garfield... PINK LUIGI SOUNDS LIKE THEY THINK WALUIGI WOULDN'T HAVE PAID OTHERWISE! WHAAAT KIND OF MAN DOES LUIGI TAKE WALUIGI FOR? A purple one. WALUIGI SUPPOSES WALUIGI CAN'T DENY THAT. WAAAATEVER. NIDOQUEEN USES POISON JAB AGAIN! 30 MORE DAMAGE TO INPACHI! ALSO, WALUIGI DIDN'T MENTION EARLIER, BUT NOW INPACHI IS POISONED! THAT MEANS IT WILL TAKE TEN DAMAGE BETWEEN TURNS! Well, technically, it takes one damage counter between turns. WEH. WALUIGI FOLLOWS THIS UP WITH MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM! IT ATTACKS ORCALORD BEYOND DIRECTLY FOR 2200 DAMAGE! And do you have any other tricks up your sleeve? WALUIGI IS DONE FOR THIS TURN, LUIGI. Wait, actually. That reminds me of something. Is this an Abridged game of PBVPR4DHCTwMT, or full length? OBVIOUSLY ABRIDGED, PINK LUIGI! IF IT WAAAASN'T, WALUIGI WOULD HAVE DONE A SUBGAME SWITCH ALREADY! WAAAATS WRONG, LUIGI, GETTING TIRED? no. WA-HA-HA. LUIGI IS SO COLD! ...
...With that over with, It's your turn- or rather, the players turns- Again! For the two of you, turn order is up for grabs- probably, it won't matter too much.
Garfield, your movement roll is (2+3), meaning Teneseee avenue. Orcalord, you get a (4+1), meaning you land on the first railroad. in both cases, that's if you don't do something to weirdness it.
(the doom spell man breaks into a dead run, heading in the same direction as nourish dude...)
CurrentPermanent Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 308
W~Cards: None!
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) +
States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350)Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. States Ave as an energy card, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM
Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def)
Hearthstone Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 7/7 MtG mana: none. Money: 1232
M~Cards: Lay on Hands(8), golf ball, A Fork, Queen of Knives, Neospacian grand mole, Pawn riding a Knight standing on the battlements of a rook which are all in a trenchcoat.
Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget.
Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall.
YuGiOh monsters: None.
Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (60/130 Health points,
BLUE LUIGOrcalord Beyond
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Life Points: 1800. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 1/1 MtG mana: none. Money: 1500
M~Cards: 5 YuGiOh cards of their choice, two of which will be made weaker then intended and one of which will fail hillariously.
Discarded: all 3 god cards
Other: N/A
YuGiOh monsters: None.
Active Pokemon: None.
Possibly Evil Interloper Dude.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: H ah a
Points: 0. Life Points: 850. Prize Cards: 4. Life: 17. Dige-energy: 0. Mana Crystals: 7/7. MtG mana: 2 forest, 6 death. Money: 400
M~Cards: four or so?
Discarded: ?
Other: ?
Active: none.
Benched: none.
YuGiOh monsters: None?
Hearthstone creatures: None.
(OOC: Cards: kuriboh,blue eyes white dragon,pot of greed,dark magician, and archfiend soldier)
I draw, then I summon archfiend soldier(atk:1900) in attack mode and put pot of greed face down
I will use kuriboh's effect when attacked(I drew lucky iron axe BTW)(Lucky iron axe gives +500atk to archfiend soldier)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
(quotes here for alert system, but the below is the update: )
EoRR
Thargar finishes making his regular appearances for this round. which is good, because that shouting makes updating less convenient.
Gary and Steve idle! the Squidship writhes and hits... the Jokester! it takes 4 damage. The Mask, pelicans, and two rock crabs gather rocks! 4 and 7 from the mask, the pelicans keep making themselves more resilient, the two rock crabs gather (2d5=5+4=)9 Rocks. Then, the cake collector slime gathers another couple cubic meters of cake, and the collector crabs gather (5+3+1+5) 14 more cakes. the Cake Hedgehog attacks the Rock Snake, removing half its health! The Portal consumes 10 rocks, again two per use.
The Chicken takes care of its eggs.
the Jokester prances over to possiblyDagoth all retroactive-like, tossing a sheet of Satin over him, coating the floor with Lard, and making him breath some fire! This leads to the partial failure of their action. due to this interference, the jokester also didn't realise possiblyDagoth was trying to be [AG], which justifies it retroactively- though all the yelling also plays a role.
the Mould Monster attacks Steve, doing 6 damage! the Bitcoin Beast buys the location in the semielemental plane of cakes Hunger for Eggs on Toast's portal opens on, forcing them to pay a tax in the future (this costs them 2$). the Mycelium Maestro infests the Earth Pelicans Dirt! the Injured Italian Greyhound eats the Slightly Larger Tomato... It's a maxim tomato! The Greyhound heals to full with overheal- though the tomato is gone now. The Snake steals 4 rocks.
The Rock Elemental idles. Thargar already made all their regular appearances. all 115 of them, to be precise.
The Godmodder looks upon his troops, and sees that it is good. Then he looks upon Hunger for Eggs on Topst's entities, and sees that they're kind of in the way. He picks up the crappy off-brand rock snake, and hoovers up the rest of the Rock Elemental. With the increased mass and rocks the snake now possesses, he uses it like a giant flexible rock-based vacuum to suck up chunks of rocks from all of Hunger for Eggs on Toast's entities, granting it multitarget attacks and increased health! Also, it will now exclusively target them.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 21.2/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 30/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 3/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 mycelium dirt. 41 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 23 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 18 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! pseudoowned by bitcoin beast.
Cake Collector Slime, 14 cubic meters of cake.
Cake Hedgehog 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered I)
Nest -3y/0 HP. y=?
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Jokester 16/20 HP, Interference!A
Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack
Bitcoin Beast 28$, Buy!A
Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A
Injured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A
Crappy off-brand Rock Snake. 70 HP/35 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A
[AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A
[AG] Thargar 180/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A
[OG] Rock Elemental: Dead/90 HP, 14 A.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6rR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 37 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
Ok.. THIS IS IT: ALL ENTITIES ATTACK THIS Crappy off-brand Rock Snake!
THIS CAN NOT BE TOLERATED... unless. My rocks are worth about 8$ per piece. The Tax of 2$ is more than payed.
Also I see this as purchase. I won't hand out any change.
Fully purchased Bitcoin beast AND Cake area.
With player power I overcharge the portal and it breaks the space time continuum and becomes a permanent rift that cracks space and time, hitting the godmodder. It was all an attack all along and now I can even tax him for it!
Steve from Minecraft pops through a Nether Portal and his server immediately lags out and disconnects, causing him to almost instantaneously poof out of existence, dropping 3 stacks of TnT, a full set of enchanted Diamond Armor, an enchanted diamond sword, bow, and trident, 10 enchanted gold apples, and 20 Pillager spawn eggs (he hacked it in), and a working nether portal is left behind his dropped loot.
Have fun with this!
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
with my archfiend soldier that has lucky iron axe equipped,giving it 2400 attack, will attack the mana crazed alakazam(archfiend has 1900 atk and lucky iron axe gives 500 atk btw) I also clone myself and tell my clone to pick up the loot
(OOC: if u make kuuriboh fail,i will take damage when attacked and still lose the card. Plz dont make lucky iron axe fail
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Paradox Tennis isn't continuing yet due to the lack of posts from the other player (sidequests are like that. all players have to post unless a Long time passes). That said, I understand that would make it boring to try and join a slow sidequest, so on rounds in between which it doesn't update, you can act in the main update instead.
/notupdate.
EoRR
Thargar has been making regular appearances.
The pants, monster, gary, and steve idle. the squidship thrashes and doesn't hit anything. The Eishalon, both pelicans, and hedgehog attack the Rock snake. The Mask eats part of it, healing for one damage mite and doing (2d40=31+7) damage. the Earth Pelican whacks it a few times, doing 10ish damage. The Kittenish Pelican sits on its head, debuffing its attack somewhat, and falls asleep. The hedgehog does another 4 damage. The Rock Crabs are incapable of attacking and the lobster is likewise, while the slime is in the wrong dimension and doesn't understand the order. The Rock crabs gather 3+4+4+2+2+4 rocks, gaining 3(and one to the inventory) each. the lobster works.
the Chicken tends to its eggs. the Jokester retroactively causes more text to appear in the description of hungry visitors portal supercharge for because. the Mould Monster whacks the Earth Pelican, removing 6 awakening integrity. the Bitcoin beast buys some lawyers to make sure it stays ahead of hungry visitors attempts to disagree with its great smartness of buying his portals land. the Maestro infests the mycelium dirt further. The greyhound bites the squidship, doing 15 damage. The off-brand rock snake, desperate to recover, sucks in more rocks- Though fewer then otherwise, by contribution of the kitten. It steals 3 from the earth pelican, 5 from the lobster, 2 from each crab, and 6 from the inventory.
The imps idle! Thargar Inhales.
Lastly, the Godmodder starts a new charge. He calls it... dimensionality, it's out of 5, and the specific action he undertakes to start it is throwing pigeons at everything that doesn't move like a machine gun which has avoided looking like a machine or gun!
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 25/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 21.2/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 15/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 3/8 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 9 mycelium. 28 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 7/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 60/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! pseudoowned by bitcoin beast.
Cake Collector Slime, 18 cubic meters of cake.
Cake Hedgehog 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II)
Nest -3y/0 HP. y=?
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active!
[N-I] 20 Pilla
gereggs[AG] Jokester 16/20 HP, Interference!A
Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack
Bitcoin Beast 28$, Buy!A
Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A
unInjured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A
Crappy off-brand Rock Snake. 17 HP/61 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A
[AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A
[AG] Thargar 180/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6rR3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 32 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
A portal opens, and an artificer Warforged named steps through as the portal closes behind him. Upon surveying the scene, he sees the nether portal, still open, and runs through it. Once on the other side he checks his surroundings for immediate danger, before pulling out his integrated smartphone and looking up a Nether guide. He then begins to search for a nether fortress...
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I swallow a super strong cake magnet and then open my mouth, expecting to empty out some cake filled dimensions.
Then... I set up some snipers with laser guns that make pew pew noises when fired.
I collect rock and order the entities to attack the Crappy off-brand Rock Snake
I enter the room via the Nether portal and, seeing Minecraft Steve’s enormous pile of Minecraft loot, start lighting the TNT and chucking it at the Godmodder.
Edit: Oops, I didn’t read the part about everything getting sucked into the portal until after posting. I’ll just say I found the TNT in the Nether before going into the room through the portal. Sorry about that.
I walk up to the Jokester and show him the recent 'Joker' movie. While he's distracted by it due to the similar name, I punch him in the face.