I command my brave warriors Gary and Steve to collapse some of the tunnels beneath Thargar as I fling sacks of acidic slime at him from my pimpin' squid-ship.
The warforger artificer (Named Tinker), after farming wither skulls in a nether fortress, returns through the nether portal alongside Steve, who both proceed to create 35 Withers.
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I guess I still have two actions left, so I’ll turn both of them into charges towards summoning my inter-dimensional elephant companion who has fought side by side with me for years.
Inter-dimensional Elephant: 2/15
(Also, how did Tinker get 105 wither skulls in one round?)
A portal opens, and an artificer Warforged named steps through as the portal closes behind him. Upon surveying the scene, he sees the nether portal, still open, and runs through it. Once on the other side he checks his surroundings for immediate danger, before pulling out his integrated smartphone and looking up a Nether guide. He then begins to search for a nether fortress...
I swallow a super strong cake magnet and then open my mouth, expecting to empty out some cake filled dimensions.
Then... I set up some snipers with laser guns that make pew pew noises when fired. I collect rock and order the entities to attack the Crappy off-brand Rock Snake
I enter the room via the Nether portal and, seeing Minecraft Steve’s enormous pile of Minecraft loot, start lighting the TNT and chucking it at the Godmodder.
Edit: Oops, I didn’t read the part about everything getting sucked into the portal until after posting. I’ll just say I found the TNT in the Nether before going into the room through the portal. Sorry about that.
I walk up to the Jokester and show him the recent 'Joker' movie. While he's distracted by it due to the similar name, I punch him in the face.
(for some reason, I found that unusually amusing. as such, it got an effectiveness boost.) You punch the Jokester so hard, he becomes anti-Jokester! He will now interfere with AG actions instead, joining your side!
I command my brave warriors Gary and Steve to collapse some of the tunnels beneath Thargar as I fling sacks of acidic slime at him from my pimpin' squid-ship.
You sling sacks of slime at Thargar! Gary and steve will act in the EoTB, of course, but your attack does 70 damage!
The warforger artificer (Named Tinker), after farming wither skulls in a nether fortress, returns through the nether portal alongside Steve, who both proceed to create 35 Withers.
you farm wither skulls! but... it turns out some of them were actually from a headhunter mod and don't work for withers. 20 withers summoned! (Actual reason is to keep each withers individual health bar Greater than one. I haven't made decimal health before and I'm not about to start now.)
I guess I still have two actions left, so I’ll turn both of them into charges towards summoning my inter-dimensional elephant companion who has fought side by side with me for years.
Inter-dimensional Elephant: 2/15
(Also, how did Tinker get 105 wither skulls in one round?)
You start summoning an inter-dimensional elephant! Then you receive a call from him! He's got a wicked terrible hangnail! He'd just love to come help, but he needs to heal the hangnail first! do you have any ideas for how to deal with it? (to be clear, this is a chargequest. you can come up with solutions for it, which give you extra charges, or you can just ignore it and keep charging. These are included to make charging more interesting then saying 'i charge' repeatedly.) (you can do anything you want, logic be darned, as long as its effect on balance is within a certain margin, so their choice to say it was withers is minor. Don't worry about it.)
I buy 30 Bitcoins from the Bitcoin Beast, thus making it nothingness.
I also feed the Slightly Larger Tomato to the Mould Monster, thus killing the tomato.
you buy the bitcoins! However, the slightly larger tomato is... already dead. the greyhound ate it. So. EoRR Thargar already made regular appearances! Gary and Steve collapse some tunnels under Thargar, The Angry Thing! he falls down, taking 28 damage! The Squidship was being ridden earlier, so it doesn't bump into anything this round! The Eishalon(1d40-36), Hedgehog, Sniper, and pelicans attack the Rock Snake! The Sniper and hedgehog, combined with the Mask, kill its health bar, and the pelicans (and the masks second action) loot 5+(1d7=5) rocks from it! is it... dead? The Rock Crabs gather 6D5=3+3+2+1+5+2=16 rocks! the lobster builds crab! the slime gathers cakes. the chicken nurtures its egg(s). The Mould Monster attacks the snipers for 6 damage! The Maestro finishes corrupting the mycelium, summoning 9 shroomlings! the Greyhound attacks Gary, doing 15 damage! the rock snake does nothing.
Normally I'd put more description, but I'm trying to stick to the schedual here, so... The Godmodder picks up the off-brand rock snake. It's out of health, but it still has rocks, and those are health too, as evidenced by pelicans, crabs, and lobsters abound. So, the Godmodder puts it in their pocket, and replaces its previous location on the entity list with a pile of glowing TNT- keeping the snake for later.
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak] Gary 10/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 15/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 4/8 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 7/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 60/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! pseudoowned by bitcoin beast. Cake Collector Slime, 21 cubic meters of cake. Cake Hedgehog 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity) Sniper$ 4/10 HP 2A [OG-smartTJ]Withers 1HP x20, 1Ax20, 75% miss chance. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured I) Nest -3y/0 HP. y=? [OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 20/20 HP, Interference!A [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active! [N-I] 20 Pillager eggs [AG] Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack Bitcoin Beast 28$, Buy!A Dead Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A Shroomlings 2x9 HP minifestx9!A unInjured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A Pile of Glowing TNT 1x64HP, -75% dodge, Self-Destruct!A [AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A [AG]Thargar 82/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6ty3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 72 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
Using a dimensional beam of great cake empowering power, I evolve the Cake Hedgehog into the great Cake Thornbeast... I could eat more. I should make some toast. I throw a seed of the all consuming Toast tree into the hole that I made by blowing up the glowing tnt with some red dust. It should begin to consume the earth and sun and grow lustrous and finally grow giant toasts. Hmm... fertilizer and watering... after eating a whole dimension... Uh Oh STINKY!
Le Monke would have laughed at the method I used to supply the seed of the Toast tree with fertilizer.
After searching the web for miracle hangnail cures (since the elephant was able to call me, I must have a phone and cell service, and probably internet access too), I find a formula for one that cures it almost instantaneously, due to the fact the main ingredient is a potion of healing. The other ingredients are egg yolks and tomato sauce. I go to take one of the astral chicken’s eggs, then hesitate. I decide not to, because a) those eggs look important for some reason, and b) the astral plane chicken looks like it wants to kill me for even considering to steal its egg. I instead settle for taking a couple of the pillager eggs.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 5/15 charges, 1/3 hangnail cure ingredients collected, still have to find a way to get the cure to him.
I call Thargar and tell him, 'You won't be making regular appearances anymore.' While he's extremely sad and disturbed, I roundhouse kick him in the face.
I look at the Mould Monster and swallow it, leaving it to be dissolved in my stomach acid.
Bicyclops: 2/10
you successfully eat it. it dies. You start summoning a Bicyclops! generically! Since the mould monster only had 10 HP, two of your actions go into this.
Using a dimensional beam of great cake empowering power, I evolve the Cake Hedgehog into the great Cake Thornbeast... I could eat more. I should make some toast. I throw a seed of the all consuming Toast tree into the hole that I made by blowing up the glowing tnt with some red dust. It should begin to consume the earth and sun and grow lustrous and finally grow giant toasts. Hmm... fertilizer and watering... after eating a whole dimension... Uh Oh STINKY!
Le Monke would have laughed at the method I used to supply the seed of the Toast tree with fertilizer.
Hedgehog empowered! However, the TnT seems to have an unusually long fuse length... you have nowhere to put the seed! I'm not sure what the rest of what you said was, but the Flexing Tape has now finished repairing your Awakening skill level. you now have 65% skill!
After searching the web for miracle hangnail cures (since the elephant was able to call me, I must have a phone and cell service, and probably internet access too), I find a formula for one that cures it almost instantaneously, due to the fact the main ingredient is a potion of healing. The other ingredients are egg yolks and tomato sauce. I go to take one of the astral chicken’s eggs, then hesitate. I decide not to, because a) those eggs look important for some reason, and b) the astral plane chicken looks like it wants to kill me for even considering to steal its egg. I instead settle for taking a couple of the pillager eggs.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 5/15 charges, 1/3 hangnail cure ingredients collected, still have to find a way to get the cure to him.
You grab some pillager eggs and start preparing the Hangnail cure! From the recipe you stated for the hangnail cure (which I thought was funny), you can receive one of two chargequest rewards: option one, +2 to charge progress option two, an unknown healing potion-based or Hangnail-Based ability for the elephant which will be somewhat stronger then 2 charges.
I call Thargar and tell him, 'You won't be making regular appearances anymore.' While he's extremely sad and disturbed, I roundhouse kick him in the face.
Oof Ouch his bones. he takes 65 damage.
Thargar made appearances! Gary and Steve Bury him alive, muffling his voice enough to not really matter. He's still alive in there, though. Barely, but Steve and Gary aren't Quite strong enough to finish him. HVs entities get no orders! they idle. The Withers attack at random, hitting 3 targets at random. They hit... The Nest, a shroomling, and the TnT (killing 1). The Astral Plane Chicken keeps Nurturing its egg(s)! The Anti-Jokester replaces some of the TnT with buckets, dampening its oncoming explosion! The Mycelium Maestro infests 10 of the Pillager eggs! Each Shroomling picks one and hides in it! the Greyhound attacks the withers and kills most of them. The TNT explodes! Due to the Anti-Jokesters interference, 10 of the TNT pieces do so harmlessly. However, the rest randomly target entities!... But I'm not going to roll a D14 and update the entity listing 53 times. So, let's say each entity gets hit about 4 times, and a few of them get hit 3 instead. each hit is 2 damage. (And the mask doesn't roll a 1 on any of its damage rolls, so it takes nothing.)... And the Slime is in another dimension, so it is unharmed.
The Godmodder is annoyed at the loss of Thargar, and decides that, in loving memory of Thargar, The Angry Thing, he will summon Hubnk, the copyright-neutral Teal angry guy. grabbing a random villager off a nearby or maybe distant street, he injects them with Delta waves, causing them to become Hubnk. Hubnk summoned!
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak] Gary 2/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Steve 19/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 23 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 52/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cake Collector Slime, 21 cubic meters of cake. Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity) a seed. Sniper$ 0/10 HP 2A (Dead!) [OG-smartTJ]Withers : Dead. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II) Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=? [OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 14/20 HP, Interference!A [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active! [N-I] 9 Pillager eggs, Infested! [AG]Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack Dead Mycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A (Pillager egg'd!) Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pillager egg) unInjured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A Pile of Glowing TNT : Exploded! [AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A [AG]Thargar : Buried Alive. [AG] Hubnk, the Angry Dued, 100 HP(10% Damage resistance), 20% Anger, Rampage!A [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 65 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 72 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
I try to picketpocket the godmodder to destroy the rock snake once and for all by ordering all entities under my control to attack it. Then I put the seed of the Toast tree into the hole created by the tnt and put an near infinite amount of manure on it to fertilize. I guess... I collect rocks from the ground or corpse of the rock snake.
The warforged, upon seeing all of the withers die almost instantaneously after doing seemingly no damage hops back through the nether portal to come up with a new plan
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I throw a conveniently-bone-shaped piece of TNT away from the greyhound, triggering its DOG reflexes and making it chase after it, pick it up, and return it to me.
I summon a mega nuke from gahndi in civilisation 1 then i detonate it. then i chuck a barrel load of purple worm poison on the godmodder, and finally summon in Desmond Miles, Altair, Ezio, and Conner from all the assassins creed games.
I'm back again.
I command my brave warriors Gary and Steve to collapse some of the tunnels beneath Thargar as I fling sacks of acidic slime at him from my pimpin' squid-ship.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The warforger artificer (Named Tinker), after farming wither skulls in a nether fortress, returns through the nether portal alongside Steve, who both proceed to create 35 Withers.
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I guess I still have two actions left, so I’ll turn both of them into charges towards summoning my inter-dimensional elephant companion who has fought side by side with me for years.
Inter-dimensional Elephant: 2/15
(Also, how did Tinker get 105 wither skulls in one round?)
(Time passes... differently in the minecraft world)
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I buy 30 Bitcoins from the Bitcoin Beast, thus making it nothingness.
I also feed the Slightly Larger Tomato to the Mould Monster, thus killing the tomato.
(for some reason, I found that unusually amusing. as such, it got an effectiveness boost.)
You punch the Jokester so hard, he becomes anti-Jokester! He will now interfere with AG actions instead, joining your side!
You sling sacks of slime at Thargar! Gary and steve will act in the EoTB, of course, but your attack does 70 damage!
you farm wither skulls! but... it turns out some of them were actually from a headhunter mod and don't work for withers. 20 withers summoned!
(Actual reason is to keep each withers individual health bar Greater than one. I haven't made decimal health before and I'm not about to start now.)
You start summoning an inter-dimensional elephant! Then you receive a call from him! He's got a wicked terrible hangnail! He'd just love to come help, but he needs to heal the hangnail first! do you have any ideas for how to deal with it?
(to be clear, this is a chargequest. you can come up with solutions for it, which give you extra charges, or you can just ignore it and keep charging. These are included to make charging more interesting then saying 'i charge' repeatedly.)
(you can do anything you want, logic be darned, as long as its effect on balance is within a certain margin, so their choice to say it was withers is minor. Don't worry about it.)
you buy the bitcoins! However, the slightly larger tomato is... already dead. the greyhound ate it. So.
EoRR
Thargar already made regular appearances!
Gary and Steve collapse some tunnels under Thargar, The Angry Thing! he falls down, taking 28 damage!
The Squidship was being ridden earlier, so it doesn't bump into anything this round!
The Eishalon(1d40-36), Hedgehog, Sniper, and pelican
sattack the Rock Snake! The Sniper and hedgehog, combined with the Mask, kill its health bar, and the pelicans(and the masks second action) loot 5+(1d7=5) rocks from it! is it... dead?The Rock Crabs gather 6D5=3+3+2+1+5+2=16 rocks! the lobster builds crab! the slime gathers cakes. the chicken nurtures its egg(s).
The Mould Monster attacks the snipers for 6 damage! The Maestro finishes corrupting the mycelium, summoning 9 shroomlings! the Greyhound attacks Gary, doing 15 damage! the rock snake does nothing.
Normally I'd put more description, but I'm trying to stick to the schedual here, so...
The Godmodder picks up the off-brand rock snake. It's out of health, but it still has rocks, and those are health too, as evidenced by pelicans, crabs, and lobsters abound. So, the Godmodder puts it in their pocket, and replaces its previous location on the entity list with a pile of glowing TNT- keeping the snake for later.
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.









0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 10/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 15/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 4/8 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 7/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 60/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! pseudoowned by bitcoin beast.
Cake Collector Slime, 21 cubic meters of cake.
Cake Hedgehog 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity)
Sniper$ 4/10 HP 2A
[OG-smartTJ]Withers 1HP x20, 1Ax20, 75% miss chance.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured I)
Nest -3y/0 HP. y=?
[OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 20/20 HP, Interference!A
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active!
[N-I] 20 Pilla
gereggs[AG] Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attack
Bitcoin Beast 28$, Buy!ADeadMycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A
Shroomlings 2x9 HP minifestx9!A
unInjured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A
Pile of Glowing TNT 1x64HP, -75% dodge, Self-Destruct!A
[AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A
[AG] Thargar 82/180 HP, 9001 Loudness, Make Regular Appearances!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 6ty3+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 72 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
I create a summoning circle on the squidship's deck.
It is time to summon a great beast of my own:
Joe, the Unspeakable One.
Also, I command the skeleton boys to start piling dirt and rocks over the hole Thargar now stands in. We's gonna bury him alive.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I look at the Mould Monster and swallow it, leaving it to be dissolved in my stomach acid.
Bicyclops: 1/10
Using a dimensional beam of great cake empowering power, I evolve the Cake Hedgehog into the great Cake Thornbeast... I could eat more.
I should make some toast. I throw a seed of the all consuming Toast tree into the hole that I made by blowing up the glowing tnt with some red dust.
It should begin to consume the earth and sun and grow lustrous and finally grow giant toasts.
Hmm... fertilizer and watering... after eating a whole dimension... Uh Oh STINKY!
Le Monke would have laughed at the method I used to supply the seed of the Toast tree with fertilizer.
After searching the web for miracle hangnail cures (since the elephant was able to call me, I must have a phone and cell service, and probably internet access too), I find a formula for one that cures it almost instantaneously, due to the fact the main ingredient is a potion of healing. The other ingredients are egg yolks and tomato sauce. I go to take one of the astral chicken’s eggs, then hesitate. I decide not to, because a) those eggs look important for some reason, and b) the astral plane chicken looks like it wants to kill me for even considering to steal its egg. I instead settle for taking a couple of the pillager eggs.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 5/15 charges, 1/3 hangnail cure ingredients collected, still have to find a way to get the cure to him.
I call Thargar and tell him, 'You won't be making regular appearances anymore.' While he's extremely sad and disturbed, I roundhouse kick him in the face.
You start a summoning! ... How big of a charge do you expect this to be?
Orders given.
you successfully eat it. it dies.
You start summoning a Bicyclops! generically! Since the mould monster only had 10 HP, two of your actions go into this.
Hedgehog empowered!
However, the TnT seems to have an unusually long fuse length... you have nowhere to put the seed! I'm not sure what the rest of what you said was, but the Flexing Tape has now finished repairing your Awakening skill level. you now have 65% skill!
You grab some pillager eggs and start preparing the Hangnail cure! From the recipe you stated for the hangnail cure (which I thought was funny), you can receive one of two chargequest rewards:
option one, +2 to charge progress
option two, an unknown healing potion-based or Hangnail-Based ability for the elephant which will be somewhat stronger then 2 charges.
Oof Ouch his bones. he takes 65 damage.
Thargar made appearances! Gary and Steve Bury him alive, muffling his voice enough to not really matter. He's still alive in there, though. Barely, but Steve and Gary aren't Quite strong enough to finish him. HVs entities get no orders! they idle.
The Withers attack at random, hitting 3 targets at random. They hit...
The Nest, a shroomling, and the TnT (killing 1). The Astral Plane Chicken keeps Nurturing its egg(s)! The Anti-Jokester replaces some of the TnT with buckets, dampening its oncoming explosion! The Mycelium Maestro infests 10 of the Pilla
gereggs! Each Shroomling picks one and hides in it! the Greyhound attacks the withers and kills most of them.The TNT explodes! Due to the Anti-Jokesters interference, 10 of the TNT pieces do so harmlessly. However, the rest randomly target entities!... But I'm not going to roll a D14 and update the entity listing 53 times. So, let's say each entity gets hit about 4 times, and a few of them get hit 3 instead. each hit is 2 damage. (And the mask doesn't roll a 1 on any of its damage rolls, so it takes nothing.)... And the Slime is in another dimension, so it is unharmed.
The Godmodder is annoyed at the loss of Thargar, and decides that, in loving memory of Thargar, The Angry Thing, he will summon Hubnk, the copyright-neutral Teal angry guy. grabbing a random villager off a nearby or maybe distant street, he injects them with Delta waves, causing them to become Hubnk.
Hubnk summoned!
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.









0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak] Gary 2/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A
Steve 19/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 33 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 23 Rocks x6 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 52/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
Cake Collector Slime, 21 cubic meters of cake.
Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity)
a seed.
Sniper$ 0/10 HP 2A (Dead!)
[OG-smartTJ]Withers : Dead.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II)
Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=?
[OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 14/20 HP, Interference!A
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active!
[N-I] 9 Pilla
gereggs, Infested![AG]
Mould Monster 10/10 HP, 6 attackDeadMycelium Maestro 22 HP, Infest!A (Pilla
geregg'd!)Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pilla
geregg)unInjured Italian Greyhound 75/60 HP, 15A
Pile of Glowing TNT : Exploded!
[AG-Drake Lard Satin] Imps 40/40 HP 5A
[AG] Thargar : Buried Alive.
[AG] Hubnk, the Angry Dued, 100 HP(10% Damage resistance), 20% Anger, Rampage!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 65 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 72 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
Joe is a fairly powerful extraplanar being, so he's gonna need a whopping 50 charges before he shows up.
I start my invocations to Joe (Don't ask who he is) the Unspeakable.
Gary and Steve are commanded to dig up bones of the fallen and repair themselves.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I turn invisible and RPG the godmodder(and attack mana crazed alakazam if I now can)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Huh, the Godmodder used Delta waves to power up that Villager?
Sweet, then atleD waves must do the exact opposite! I shoot atleD waves from my palm at Hubnk, hopefully negating his power boost.
Bicyclops: 3/10
(A nearby bicycle begins to shake.)
I try to picketpocket the godmodder to destroy the rock snake once and for all by ordering all entities under my control to attack it.
Then I put the seed of the Toast tree into the hole created by the tnt and put an near infinite amount of manure on it to fertilize.
I guess... I collect rocks from the ground or corpse of the rock snake.
The warforged, upon seeing all of the withers die almost instantaneously after doing seemingly no damage hops back through the nether portal to come up with a new plan
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
I throw a conveniently-bone-shaped piece of TNT away from the greyhound, triggering its DOG reflexes and making it chase after it, pick it up, and return it to me.
I then kick it in the face.
Just asking, do charges count as actions?
I summon a mega nuke from gahndi in civilisation 1 then i detonate it. then i chuck a barrel load of purple worm poison on the godmodder, and finally summon in Desmond Miles, Altair, Ezio, and Conner from all the assassins creed games.
what HP is the godmodder on now?