I choose option 2. The stronger my vibe checking the better.
As my prayers to Joe the Unspeakable continue, I briefly open a portal to the f i l t h dimension, coating the godmodder and his allies with f i l t h. What is f i l t h and what does it do? I don't know, but it's kinda gross and probably not good for you.
I grab a pile of f i l t h with gloves firmly on and process to enhance my atleD waves with f i l t h. As Hubnk, who was part of the fusion of the Empty Chimera, was weak to atleD waves, my new f i l t h atleD waves will definitely harm the Empty Chimera!
I devise my healing salts to the great one for him to sell. He will also make a living out of the provisions from his customers so I will have to take some provisions from him too. Swords come in handy. I get construction of a great toaster going, get the stones collected by my minions and then build the big chicken.
I teleport back to the battlefield and join Hunger for Eggs on Toast’s pyramid scheme, giving them one of my swords. I then start mixing the ingredients for the hangnail cure.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 10.5/15 charges, now making hangnail cure, still have to deliver it.
You join the pyramid scheme! Unpredictable results will result! You also mix together ingredients. Nothing goes wrong there.
Action Uno: "Yes! Exactly! That is what you're supposed to do with your dead enemies. Thank you Godmodder... Right. Nevermind. Everyone forget I said that. Anyways..." The "wizard" only then seems to realize he is loosing his fencing match. "Hey! That's unfair! You stole my joke!" He opens the umbrella, and out fall hammers, nails, picket fencing, and instructions. He quickly throws the instructions away, letting it drift off in the wind to the land of ignorance. "This- this is why I despise you, Waluigi. I should have known you keep fences in your suspenders. How else could you be so tall? Genetics? Animation? No. You're so tall because you stand on fences all day in case someone challenges you to a fencing match. No wonder Team Sonic can never beat Team Mario in the Olympics." The weirdo quickly realizes he should stop talking before Sonic hears. He should also start fencing. But how? He could probably poke Waluigi in the nose with his umbrella. That could work. But Waluigi also has a Golf Club, Tennis Racket, and Badminton Racket, so it's not like he has to try to counter anything... Fence faster it is.
"Purple Luigi" quickly starts throwing some fencing together. He sticks some fence posts into the ground, hammers the horizontal fencing onto it, and uses nails somewhere in there. The fence doesn't look bad. That is, until Purple Luigi looks at Walugi's fence. It's marvelous, and large, and expanding. EXPANDING. Waluigi quickly has Purple Luigi's fence flanked by his Fantastic Fence. "Oh, come on!" Desperate, the "wizard" raises his (three) hands into the air. He shouts, "ecnef eht enolc!" He throws his hands forward and purple lightning strikes the fence... The fence is on fire. "What!? How didn't that work!?" As he stares at his burning fence, a red box appears in front of him. It reads:
WARNING: You need to steal the power from 4 AFK Players to clone things... Sorry, wrong game. Well, umm... Bye bye!
Purple Luigi's face scrunches up in anger. With nothing to do, he watches as Waluigi finishes his fence. He sees doom tick in front of him as Waluigi mockingly taps in his final nail. But, just as he makes his final swing, the "wizard"'s instructions blow into Waluigi's face. Startled by the paper blinding him, Waluigi accidentally hits his finger with the hammer or racket or club or whatever he's using. He WAAAAAAAAAAAs in pain. Quickly, as Waluigi is blinded by paper and pain, Purple Luigi kicks his shoddy, burning fence into Waluigi's Fantastic Fence, causing them both to burst into flames. Waluigi finally tears the instructions off of his face and is stunned by his fantastic fence being burnt to shreds. Purple Luigi spots the opportunity right there, picks up his umbrella, swipes Waluigi in the nose, and pokes him in the chest. "Ha! I win! Hahahahaha!" The "wizard" does a little jig as Waluigi WAAAAAs in annoyance. "Ha! Now, as for that action. Waluigi, I need you to... sign this." He pulls a picture of Waluigi out of his sleeve. "It's extremely important to me. I have this friend who I may or may not have called a rabid skunk in lipstick. He didn't find it very funny. Anyways, I really need this." He hopes that Waluigi signs it and then puts the picture into his pocket for later.
Action 2: (Disclaimer: The following contains jokes. Just jokes. They are not meant to offend anyone. ANYONE.) "I need to figure out how to simplify my life." The "wizard" walks out of the burning mass of fences with a smile on his face. "Now it's time to attack the Godmodder!" He pulls out his scroll to check the Godmodder's current HP. As he reads through the nonsense after the Godmodder's name, he face palms. "REALLY!? The one turn I want to try to hit the Godmodder, this happens!? This is what I get for leaving my Halloween costume at home. It was really nice too. No one would ever guess who I would have been." He waits for the world to answer him. "It was Gandalf, duh. Way better than Doubledore." Two doors magically appear in front of him. The weirdo runs into them. "Ouch. Sorry Dumbledore, it was a joke. You didn't have to go all, 'You shall not pass!' on me." Two more doors appear behind him. "What was that supposed to do? I guess that's why they call you DUMB-ledore." Another two doors appear to his left. "Really Dumbledore, you're not proving anything. One does not simply walk into more doors." A pair of doors appear to his right. "Yup Dumbledore, you did not think this through. It's like you want Snape to [INSERT SPOILER] again." Two doors pop into existence above him. The "wizard" looks around him and realizes he's stuck. "Whoops." He tries one of the doorknobs, and finds it locked. He then tries the other nine to no effect. "Well, only one way to get out of this. Grovel." He gets down on his knees and cries, "I'm sorry Dumbledore! I'll never do it again!" Dumbledore is not appeased. "I'm really, really sorry! Really." He can almost feel the doors frowning at him in disgust. "What can I do to make it up to you? I could- I could give you a Chocolate Frog." As he says "Chocolate Frog," the doors open. The weirdo is dumbfounded. "Okay. Here you go Dumbledore. A Chocolate Frog." He spots a frog on the ground next to him and shoots it with a *AHEM* Candy Beam. Unfortunately, he misses. Fortunately, he somehow hits a pair of frogs a little further off. They turn into chocolate. "Oh, well, Dumbledore, since you're my favorite wizard, I got you two Chocolate Frogs." The frogs disappear immediately, and a note appears on one of the doors. It reads: "Since you were so kind, these doors shall help you with one task." The "wizard" blinks. He then addresses the doors. "Well doors, what you could really do is go beat up thatEmpty Chimera. That would help. A lot." And so the doors waddle away like Mickey's brooms and go pummel the Chimera, opening and closing, being doors, throwing their doorknobs at it, and making really annoying squeaky sounds all the while. Afterwards, they disappear. "My life is terrible."
Action Tres: "Ooh, goody. A Third Action! I really haven't been stressed out enough this round, have I? Well, there are really only two things I can do: be Waluigi's puppet, or, being the proper enemy defeating character I am when I feel like it, attack the creepy thing." If he failed with his first action, he does whatever Waluigi tells him to do, cringing all the while. Otherwise, the weirdo examines the Chimera closely. "Hmm... It seems... to have... a mask. Let's work with that." He pulls out of his sleeves a chisel, a hammer, a jackhammer, a knife, a steel pole, a Porcelain Magnet TM, and a rope. First, he uses the hammer and chisel to try to pry the mask off the Chimera's face. Obviously, that doesn't work. Really, it's smooth. You can't chisel face shaped things. Next, he tries the jackhammer, failing just as badly as he did with the chisel. Next, he tries the knife, trying to peel back the mask from its edges. He ends up chopping off a bit of Chimera meat, but doesn't get much more than that. Then, he takes the steel pole and jams it into the hole in the Chimera's face, trying to use it as a lever to push the mask off. When that doesn't work, he tries his Porcelain Magnet TM. Somehow, that doesn't work. On further examination, the magnet is made of porcelain (somehow), and does not attract porcelain. Who knew? Finally, he ties a rope around the mask and pulls. The rope, of course, slips off, but it was worth a try.
This leaves the weirdo without any feasible ways of getting the mask. He scratches his head, and then it hits him. He slaps himself in the face and just grabs the mask with his hand. He then pulls it off, easy peasy. "A chisel? What was I thinking?"
You successfully defeat Waluigi in fencing! WAAAAT. PURPLE LUIGI, IF YOU WAAAAN, IT IS BECAUSE YOU CHEATED! TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A PUMPKIN AND EAT IT! A deal is a deal, Waluigi. Weh. Waluigi will sign your picture, I suppose. but only if it is not a trick! Waluigi checks to make sure the picture is not secretly a contract. Assuming it isn't, Waluigi signs it, in the middle of picture-waluigi's nose. The Doors then charge at the Empty Chimera! Tensing its large arm,it slashes the Claws at them, ripping the doors clean in two, leaving them gradually rotting away. However, this distraction gives you a chance to do all that messing around with the Mask! sadly, pulling it off doesn't work, because the mask actually goes the entire way around the chimeras head. Kinda eschews normal mask design... The Mask is now lightly scuffed!
A haunted slice of toast appear yay. 1 Ok as a piece of toast that is haunted I try to convince the boo from Mario party to steal waluigi's super stars because how else could be be powered. 2 I multiclass to a bard college of whispers. 3 I start to whisper annoyingly at waluigi
WAALUIGI WAAANDERS WHY SO MANY LITTLE LUIGIS WAAAANT SOMETHING TO DO WITH WAAAALUIGI ALL OF A WAAADEN. WAAAAT, ARE YOU THE RABID SKUNK IN LIPSTICK WAAALUIGI HAS HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT? WHAAAATEVER. WALUIGI TAKES EDIBLE LUIGI'S BOO AND COOKS IT IN DELICIOUS, WAANDERFUL STEW! WHEN LUIGI STARTS WHISPERING AT WALUIGI, HE POURS THIS STEW DOWN LUIGIS THROAT AND THIS SHUTS THEM UP! WAA! as a result, Waluigi takes no damage. But now, you are a haunted piece of somewhat-soupy toast!
ENTITY ACTION: I tell the Anti-Jokester to stare down the Empty Chimera and thus distract it.
I grab a machine gun quickly and casually unload every single bullet in it into the Empty Chimera's head. Then I detonate the bullets that were turned into bombs, and blow up the remains of the Empty Chimera's head.
Bicyclops: 5/10
Anti-Jokester ordered! The Explosions reduce the Mask from Scuffed to Scraped, and your charge continues.
I shoot a rocket powered grenade launcher at the Godmodder
The Godmodder applauds your attempt to blow society up, but points out that Society is That way. Also, the grenade needs launching, not the launcher. The Godmodder then picks up your launcher, and shoots a rocket powered grenade at a nearby, innocent town. Then he looks away, because cool guys don't look at explosions :tm: and proceeds to pop back out of existence, because he's maintaining the Empty Chimera.
I choose option 2. The stronger my vibe checking the better.
As my prayers to Joe the Unspeakable continue, I briefly open a portal to the f i l t h dimension, coating the godmodder and his allies with f i l t h. What is f i l t h and what does it do? I don't know, but it's kinda gross and probably not good for you.
choice made! You spew f i l t h at the GodmodderEmpty Chimera and their allies! The Empty Chimeras response to filth is below, but the Godmodder's Allies is mostly the assassins, 3 of which take five damage, and one of which you can't quite locate.
I grab a pile of f i l t h with gloves firmly on and process to enhance my atleD waves with f i l t h. As Hubnk, who was part of the fusion of the Empty Chimera, was weak to atleD waves, my new f i l t h atleD waves will definitely harm the Empty Chimera!
You spew f i l t h atleD waves at the Empty Chimera! swirling up from a gap beneath its arm, a wall of darkness interposes itself between you and the Chimera! being fundamentally based on light due to Delta waves being bizzaro Gamma Rays which are a type of light, and atleD waves being bizzaro Delta waves (making it go back to light), the f i l t h atleD waves are blocked.
I devise my healing salts to the great one for him to sell. He will also make a living out of the provisions from his customers so I will have to take some provisions from him too. Swords come in handy. I get construction of a great toaster going, get the stones collected by my minions and then build the big chicken.
You give healing salts to the great one! You then begin constructing a toaster, and build a big stone chicken with 64 rocks. Gary and Steve idle! the Squidship exists! The Mask, earth Pelican, and crabs gather rocks! (7+2=)9, 5, and (3+4+1+3+2+5+3=)21. The Tree grows two pieces of toast, but they are still raw. The toaster progresses slightly. The Chicken exists. The Astral Plane chicken looks at the Empty Chimera with... disinterest? huh. The Spawner spawns pigmen. The Anti-Jokester stares down the Chimera. The Empty Chimeras eyes remain but holes, unseeing and unseen, though it clearly sees. the void of the holes calls to the Jokester. emptiness. The true emptiness of this being- It snaps out of it, realising it had stopped looking at the Chimera... Chimera interrupted? Infestation continues. Trump and Poutine manage to arrive at the battlefield! As it turns out, they were having a break last turn, with Trump eating lots of Poutine. As a result, they don't know what happened to their boss. They'll probably idle until they figure it out. The Assassins flit around. One of them sees an opportunity, and takes it. A quick life-infused life to the back of the head, and Gary is no more. The Empty Chimera raises it slender arm, a boneless, bending cord which nonetheless displays immense strength. reaching forwards, it delicately picks up the Anti-Jokester by the head and swings it wide, tossing it straight into the Pigman spawner. Both take 10 damage! picking its way across the jagged terrain of the battlefield, It passes by the Windmill. The Veins in its previously-dragging arm bulge, and its claws rake across the material of the windmill, leaving deep gouges as the Chimera rips its arm free, and doing 38 damage. The Chimera then turns around, eerily stopping with complete suddenness as its "eyes" point back to where it started. Or, no. Not where it started, but nearby. It's "looking" at O_R_I_G_I_N. Its head lolls slightly to the side, smooth smile still grinning, as it starts to approach O_R_I_G_I_N, movement smooth and undaunted by all the minor obstacles in its way. (This last bit is a declaration of its primary target next round. Nothing actually Happens this round, though.)
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak]Gary 12/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!A Assassinated. Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (9/9 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 38 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x7 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 14/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cursed Appetite of the void. Cake Collector Slime, 29 cubic meters of cake. (in semielemental plane) Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity) Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), growing toast. Toaster, 15% completed. +5%/R. Stone chicken 64 Rocks. is a stone chicken. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed II.VI .) Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=? [OG-SmartTJ]Pigman spawner 5/15 HP (spawns 5 pigmen per round) Pigmen 1x9 hp, horde agro, (int)(0.25x9)atk. [OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 4/20 HP, Interference!A [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active! [N-I] 9 Pillager eggs, Infested! [AG] Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pillager egg) [AG] Assorted Assassins, 28x3+33 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 1/1d8 : Assassinate. [AG]Trump 50/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. 1/4 for Namesake Poutine, 60 HP. +8 HP/turn. Is... made of poutine? 1/3 for What Even is Poutine Anyway [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Pristine. Draggingarm- Pristine. Claws- Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Dripping. Legs- Trio. Mask- Scraped porcelain-white. ???, ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 80 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
I awaken the chicken and feed it some rocks so that it can lay eggs. Actually... ALL ENTITIES collect rock! lets feed it some cake too. Can't harm at all.
Lets finish the toaster with a small poem:
Fresh and white it isn't alright wait for the fling and for the bling Cross and brown turns my frown upside down
yeah that is pretty. I like my new kind of spell. I collect extra rocks.
I continue to mix the ingredients for the cure. Once the cure is finished, I try to convince the newly spawned pigmen to join the pyramid scheme and give me their golden swords. One of those swords will go to Hunger for Eggs on Toast, since they started the pyramid scheme.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 12.5/15 charges, hangnail cure finished, still have to deliver it.
I take three life-size pictures of O-R-I-G-I-N and pin them up in the Empty Chimera's line of sight. Then I throw a remote bomb at both O-R-I-G-I-N and his picture copy.
When the Empty Chimera inevitably charges towards one of the O-R-I-G-I-N's and touches them, the bomb automatically detonates, taking out the O-R-I-G-I-N and the Empty Chimera with it.
The ceremonies of Joe continue despite the loss of Gary, may he rest in peace.
Steve is recalled to the Squidship and commanded to repair it with the Flex Seal line of products. The sails? Flex Tape. The actual body? Held together with Flex Seal, and covered in Flex Tape. The windows? Flex Tape Clear.
Action 1: "Hmm..." The "wizard" ponders. He looks over his image of WAAAAluigi. "Whoops, forgot the spooky contract. Oh well. Back to... running for my life?" He looks up from the image and notices the Empty Chimera stalking towards him. Immediately, he starts screaming. As the Empty Chimera moves closer, he continues screaming. And so he continues screaming. And he continues to exhaust his lung capacity and voice box all at once. He is still SCREAMING! Finally, he finds the need to breathe and stops. As he gasps for air, the weirdo realizes that the Empty Chimera is very slow. "Odd, I thought I would die faster. Well, since I'm not dead yet..." The "wizard" pulls out his scroll and examines it. "Well, we've messed with its mask, and that changed its description, so if we mess with its other written attributes, they should be less... I think the technical term is stabby stabby kill kill. And I thought that was the Assorted Assassins' job."
(Now for the important stuff) - The weirdo reaches into his sleeves and pulls out two Super Safe Easy-to-Use Military Grade grabber arms. That's right, he's pulling out the big guns. His fingers tighten around each of the plastic arms' little triggers, and the claws shoot out, rapidly extending to reach the oncoming Empty Chimera. Each grabber arm grabs a portion of the Empty Chimera's Slender Arm and (because the weirdo has no imagination) ties it into a knot. But, he doesn't tie it into just any knot. He ties it into a slip knot. Wait, why did he do that? He glares at the knot with dissatisfaction. He ties it like a shoe (a rabbit knot or whatever you call it). Still not impressed, he slips a segment of the arm into one of the loops and pulls at the knot's ears, catching it into a much better knot. Still not satisfied, he continues to knot and knot and knot and knot, until, finally, he achieved a perfect Gordian Knot. Finally happy, he blinks. Suddenly, in the short snap that his eyes were closed, some dumb angel named Alexander flies down from the Heavens and slices at it with his mighty SWORD, cleaving the knot in twain. The Empty Chimera cries out in pain, but not nearly as much as the "wizard" does as he finds his perfect knot cut to shreds. Alexander quickly runs away, annoyed that he couldn't take that wagon.
Action dos: Suddenly traumatized by sharp objects for completely inexplicable reasons, the "wizard" is struck by the desire to dull those claws. And so, in his brilliance, he sprints forward at the speed of Scooby-Doo, his legs spinning wildly as a cloud him-shaped dust pops into existence. He slaps a welding glove onto the Empty Chimera's Dragging Arm. The Empty Chimera's hand feels some dull, burning pain. Curious, its eyeless eyes, turn back to stare at its arm, and realizes that the welding glove is actually a welding gloves. As this fine distinction comes to attention, the glove continues to weld, welding its metal self onto the Empty Chimera's palm. Strangely enough, the fingers don't weld. Most would call that a design flaw, but the "wizard" would call it a(n anti-sharp-thing-stabbing-me-through-rounded-metal-fingers) feature. Getting bludgeoned is way less painful. Speaking of which, as this feature does its duty, the weirdo is back in the cloud of him-shaped dust as it smoothly dissipates. He reappears with an odd look of annoyance. "Was that it? Did I really do something that fast? I'm impressed. With myself of course." He then goes on into some self-congratulatory ramble. Shame.
Action 3: As the weirdo finishes his nine-hour speech about how great he is, he is, as one would guess, tired. He couldn't eat another bite. Whoops, wrong expression. Anyways, as he sits at his booth, the weirdo stares down at his plate. His stomach groans in contest as he entertains the idea of finishing his meal. Persuaded by his stomach, he calls the waiter. After short discussion, the waiter heads off to fetch a to-go box. When the waiter returns, the waiter is forced to shake the "wizard" awake from his food coma. The waiter hands the "wizard" his to-go box and starts chattering about payment something something. The "wizard" slaps himself awake and shoves Poutine into the To-Go box, an unnecessary feat of spacial distortion that really could have been handled by asking for another box. He stands up and begins to walk out of the restaurant, but is stopped as the waiter commands payment. The weirdo searches his gold pouch, but finds that he has run out of gems, doubloons, silvers, pennies, checks, credit cards, ancient amulets, and nickels to pull out of people's ears. Startled, he points over the waiter's shoulder and yells, "Put it on his bill." As the waiter turns around to stare at some random duck, the weirdo runs out of the restaurant, knocking over at least thirteen waiters.
As the weirdo wakes up from his nap, he shakes his head, depressed by his odd restaurant dream. However, as he stands up, he notices a to-go box sitting next to him. Inside, he hears the screams of some foreign leader or another who sounds Russian but tastes Canadian. Shrugging, the "wizard" rubs the sleep out of his eyes as he gets ready to be mauled by a Chimera. "I wonder if I'll be the first player to die... Nah, it has probably happened. There's already a ghost."
1.So I try to propose an offer to the all mighty waaa 11 super stars for one thing from waaa. 2.I use steam to get dry bottle and Bottle the ghost soup steam 3. I make a soul absorbing bagel that powers up every time something dies named Fredrick
I awaken the chicken and feed it some rocks so that it can lay eggs. Actually... ALL ENTITIES collect rock! lets feed it some cake too. Can't harm at all.
Lets finish the toaster with a small poem:
Fresh and white it isn't alright wait for the fling and for the bling Cross and brown turns my frown upside down
yeah that is pretty. I like my new kind of spell. I collect extra rocks.
You feed your chicken! You awaken the chicken! You work on the toaster! You run out of actions and do not collect rocks!
I continue to mix the ingredients for the cure. Once the cure is finished, I try to convince the newly spawned pigmen to join the pyramid scheme and give me their golden swords. One of those swords will go to Hunger for Eggs on Toast, since they started the pyramid scheme.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 12.5/15 charges, hangnail cure finished, still have to deliver it.
you finish the cure! You wonder how you're going to get it to the elephant- They Are in a different dimension, after all. Pyramid Scheme effects go up an importance tier! they remain unpredictable. Also, they'll slowly go up while those pigmen exist. One of the other Pigmen notices you, and hands you a drawing they found somewhere. It looks to be a hurried sketch of the Empty Chimera... a good chunk of it isn't coloured, it isn't detailed enough, and parts of it are shaped in too angular a manner, or misproportioned... but it also doesn't look too white or black to exist in a mind-bending way, so it's probably better for reference.
I take three life-size pictures of O-R-I-G-I-N and pin them up in the Empty Chimera's line of sight. Then I throw a remote bomb at both O-R-I-G-I-N and his picture copy.
When the Empty Chimera inevitably charges towards one of the O-R-I-G-I-N's and touches them, the bomb automatically detonates, taking out the O-R-I-G-I-N and the Empty Chimera with it.
The Empty Chimera gazes emptily at your distraction. Then it moves on, advancing directly towards the real O-R-I-G-I-N and disregarding your interference. Bomb attached to O-R-I-G-I-N!
The ceremonies of Joe continue despite the loss of Gary, may he rest in peace.
Steve is recalled to the Squidship and commanded to repair it with the Flex Seal line of products. The sails? Flex Tape. The actual body? Held together with Flex Seal, and covered in Flex Tape. The windows? Flex Tape Clear.
The Ceremonies of J--- ---inue. I request you keep track of the charge progress in your posts from here. Steve recieves orders! ...wait, squidships have windows? I assumed they were just giant flying squids people flew on. maybe I should have checked.
Action 1: "Hmm..." The "wizard" ponders. He looks over his image of WAAAAluigi. "Whoops, forgot the spooky contract. Oh well. Back to... running for my life?" He looks up from the image and notices the Empty Chimera stalking towards him. Immediately, he starts screaming. As the Empty Chimera moves closer, he continues screaming. And so he continues screaming. And he continues to exhaust his lung capacity and voice box all at once. He is still SCREAMING! Finally, he finds the need to breathe and stops. As he gasps for air, the weirdo realizes that the Empty Chimera is very slow. "Odd, I thought I would die faster. Well, since I'm not dead yet..." The "wizard" pulls out his scroll and examines it. "Well, we've messed with its mask, and that changed its description, so if we mess with its other written attributes, they should be less... I think the technical term is stabby stabby kill kill. And I thought that was the Assorted Assassins' job."
(Now for the important stuff) - The weirdo reaches into his sleeves and pulls out two Super Safe Easy-to-Use Military Grade grabber arms. That's right, he's pulling out the big guns. His fingers tighten around each of the plastic arms' little triggers, and the claws shoot out, rapidly extending to reach the oncoming Empty Chimera. Each grabber arm grabs a portion of the Empty Chimera's Slender Arm and (because the weirdo has no imagination) ties it into a knot. But, he doesn't tie it into just any knot. He ties it into a slip knot. Wait, why did he do that? He glares at the knot with dissatisfaction. He ties it like a shoe (a rabbit knot or whatever you call it). Still not impressed, he slips a segment of the arm into one of the loops and pulls at the knot's ears, catching it into a much better knot. Still not satisfied, he continues to knot and knot and knot and knot, until, finally, he achieved a perfect Gordian Knot. Finally happy, he blinks. Suddenly, in the short snap that his eyes were closed, some dumb angel named Alexander flies down from the Heavens and slices at it with his mighty SWORD, cleaving the knot in twain. The Empty Chimera cries out in pain, but not nearly as much as the "wizard" does as he finds his perfect knot cut to shreds. Alexander quickly runs away, annoyed that he couldn't take that wagon.
Action dos: Suddenly traumatized by sharp objects for completely inexplicable reasons, the "wizard" is struck by the desire to dull those claws. And so, in his brilliance, he sprints forward at the speed of Scooby-Doo, his legs spinning wildly as a cloud him-shaped dust pops into existence. He slaps a welding glove onto the Empty Chimera's Dragging Arm. The Empty Chimera's hand feels some dull, burning pain. Curious, its eyeless eyes, turn back to stare at its arm, and realizes that the welding glove is actually a welding gloves. As this fine distinction comes to attention, the glove continues to weld, welding its metal self onto the Empty Chimera's palm. Strangely enough, the fingers don't weld. Most would call that a design flaw, but the "wizard" would call it a(n anti-sharp-thing-stabbing-me-through-rounded-metal-fingers) feature. Getting bludgeoned is way less painful. Speaking of which, as this feature does its duty, the weirdo is back in the cloud of him-shaped dust as it smoothly dissipates. He reappears with an odd look of annoyance. "Was that it? Did I really do something that fast? I'm impressed. With myself of course." He then goes on into some self-congratulatory ramble. Shame.
Action 3: As the weirdo finishes his nine-hour speech about how great he is, he is, as one would guess, tired. He couldn't eat another bite. Whoops, wrong expression. Anyways, as he sits at his booth, the weirdo stares down at his plate. His stomach groans in contest as he entertains the idea of finishing his meal. Persuaded by his stomach, he calls the waiter. After short discussion, the waiter heads off to fetch a to-go box. When the waiter returns, the waiter is forced to shake the "wizard" awake from his food coma. The waiter hands the "wizard" his to-go box and starts chattering about payment something something. The "wizard" slaps himself awake and shoves Poutine into the To-Go box, an unnecessary feat of spacial distortion that really could have been handled by asking for another box. He stands up and begins to walk out of the restaurant, but is stopped as the waiter commands payment. The weirdo searches his gold pouch, but finds that he has run out of gems, doubloons, silvers, pennies, checks, credit cards, ancient amulets, and nickels to pull out of people's ears. Startled, he points over the waiter's shoulder and yells, "Put it on his bill." As the waiter turns around to stare at some random duck, the weirdo runs out of the restaurant, knocking over at least thirteen waiters.
As the weirdo wakes up from his nap, he shakes his head, depressed by his odd restaurant dream. However, as he stands up, he notices a to-go box sitting next to him. Inside, he hears the screams of some foreign leader or another who sounds Russian but tastes Canadian. Shrugging, the "wizard" rubs the sleep out of his eyes as he gets ready to be mauled by a Chimera. "I wonder if I'll be the first player to die... Nah, it has probably happened. There's already a ghost."
The Empty Chimeras mask seems to radiate bland politeness. The Slender arm is tied, but rises up to meet the angel and grabs the hilt of the sword, before tossing it aside contemptuously! However, despite the contemptuous ease at which it does this, you sense the act has somewhat winded the Chimera due to your attacks quality. Then, you target the dragging arm. ...I'm going to assume you mean the Claws, which are the claws attached to the dragging arm, seeing as you mentioned hands and not arms. You stick the welding glove on Chimera's Claws, and it begins to heat them with flame... It seems as though it almost doesn't notice, before raising the dragging arm up into the air. After a moment, the veins running through it stick out in sharper relief for a moment, as it swings its arm, and the glove, down with force beyond the limits of the rest of its body. With a sharp crack, the glove impacts the ground, but does not yield. Still advancing forwards at a constant rate, the Chimera lets its arm drag behind it again, proceeding to suddenly, and without warning, yank the arm forwards in a round swing that crashes straight into a nearby tree, caving it in and breaking the remains of glove, which falls off. Unlike the previous response, you sense the Chimera was not tired by this counter, despite fairly similar attack quality. Then... well, you do the thing! it works great, putting Poutine in a box! It should take them a round or two to break back out.
1.So I try to propose an offer to the all mighty waaa 11 super stars for one thing from waaa. 2.I use steam to get dry bottle and Bottle the ghost soup steam 3. I make a soul absorbing bagel that powers up every time something dies named Fredrick
Fredrick 1\?
<If this part isn't finished by the time I update, I forgot it. basically Waluigi doesn't really want super stars at the moment, he doesn't need them for any of his next 27 cooking projects.> You... somehow?... bottle the soup's steam! Then, you create the Soul Absorbing Bagel! It's a shame nobody heres name is fredrick at the moment.
Steve repairs the squidship, healing it for 10 HP! Eishalon, Earth Pelican, Kittenish Pelican (which wakes up) and crabs gather rocks, getting (1.25d7= 7+6)+(1.25d7=5)+5+5+(7d5=5+3+5+3+1+1+4), for a total of 50 rocks! The Cake Collector Slime gathers cakes! the toaster progresses! The Chicken chews its food! The Astral Plane Chicken keeps its eggs warm. The Pigmen get spawned, and the new ones join the scheme! The Anti-Jokester does as ordered... The Chimera steps on the peel with the sharpened spike it calls a leg, making slipping on it implausible. The Assassins keep waiting for their next opportunity. Trump pays some hella dosh to have innocent bomb-removing puppies hired to chase some squirrels into a tree full of nuts so the nuts get knocked off the tree and hit a bird (which he bribed to stand there with more hella dosh) which flaps up into the air, leaving behind a feather which agitates the nose of the dog from earlier, causing it to sneeze, making a nearby coconut roll downhill into a mole burrow, crushing a snail, causing their family to hold a seance, right on top of the bomb left to harm the Chimera. This sets it off prematurely, sends the snails to meet the other snail, and leaves the Chimera unharmed. Poutine is in a box. The Chimera stalks forwards, every intervention having failed to sway it. Its slender arm hangs limp at its side, Seemingly over-exerted, but the smile upon its mask never waves. The talons on the shadow arm fade and dis-incorporate into nothing,collecting into a blob- with a twist of its body, the shadows launch into a small pile of eggs, and not at O_R_I_G_I_N. Curious... As O_R_I_G_I_N (probably) follows the path of the shadow blob, it darts around them before turning back forwards, the motion impaling O_R_I_G_I_N on their leg, which had been raised just for this purpose. O_R_I_G_I_N has received Minor Wounds! Before 'the weirdo' can even gasp in pain (whether they would or not), the pike-like leg is withdrawn, sending them stumbling back. As They keep themselves from falling, they start in surprise, seeing a mask fill their vision. emptiness fills the holes that pierce that mask, passing through whatever lays beyond it unharmed. though tarnished, now, the Mask still has a terrible perfection about it, like some archetypal perfection descended upon the world, a purity surpassing the rest of this mortal realm. The faded light of the various glowing objects on this field do not gleam across the mask, though it is still that pure white, like even light is something that happens to other people, to other things. As O_R_I_G_I_N sees that mask, they feel a certainty that even in pitch blackness, the mask would still look that very same white. Though the stars might die in heaven, though the skies may fall to graves, this is a mask that would endure, perfectly, cruelly, white. that shine that so jealously guards its light, that it will not let any around it be illuminated by the glow, and yet is still seen, clearly and unmistakable, becau- a dull pain startles them out of their reverie, causing them to look down. Across their torso have been rent five deep gashes, blood already pouring from them- and then the feeling returns fully, and they realise the chimera ripped them nearly in half with its claws, though the heat somewhat cauterised some of the wound. a savage blow, though not quite enough to tear them asunder... though it comes close. O_R_I_G_I_N received Major Wounds! O_R_I_G_I_N received Fascination of Beyond! Seemingly satisfied, though its foe is clearly unharmed, the Empty Chimera twists around, ignoring O_R_I_G_I_N entirely,and lays its eyes upon its next target: The Mask of Hungry Visitation For Eggs on Toast. that will be its next target.
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Acerak] Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) [OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 19/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A. [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 45 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (9/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 43 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x7 (awakened materials x1) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 10/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cake Collector Slime, 35 cubic meters of cake. (in semielemental plane) Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity) Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), growing toast. Toaster, 55% completed. +5%/R. Stone chicken 64 Rocks. fed. processing food. is a stone chicken. Awakened(26/26 integrity) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed IV.) Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=? [OG-SmartTJ]Pigman spawner 5/15 HP (spawns 5 pigmen per round) Pigmen 1x9 hp, horde agro, (int)(0.25x9)atk. Pyramid Pigmen 1x5 hp, scheme exaggeration A!x5 [OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 4/20 HP, Interference!A [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active! [N-I] 9 Pillager eggs, Infested! [AG] Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pillager egg) [AG] Assorted Assassins, 27x3+32 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 2/1d8 : Assassinate. [AG]Trump 50/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. 2/4 for Namesake Poutine, 60 HP. +8 HP/turn. Is... made of poutine? 1/3 for What Even is Poutine Anyway. In a box and stasis'd for 2! [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Pristine. Draggingarm- Pristine. Claws- Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Dripping. Legs- Trio. Mask- Tarnished porcelain-white. ???, ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 110 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! O_R_I_G_I_N: Major Wounds!Fascination Of Beyond! Signed photo of Waluigi! box of Poutine!
Empty Chimera trying to attack me? The mask grows teeth on tentacles, curved to pull in the prey. Entities, hold that Empty Chimera still so that I can eat it. I open my mouth wide up and then surround the chimera with my mouth. Then I use stones to build a wall that prevents escape and put hungry visitation conversion juices in this gas chamber digestion chamber. Fear the power of stones.
Toaster, grey and shiny without toast I am getting whiny heat and roast You are made to toast.
I add some Hunger For Eggs on Toast conversion juice into the chamber.
1. I construct a Parthenon with baguette supports and toast floor building it around the all mighty toast tree.2. I build a baguette blaster that because turn based role playing game logic heals people.3. I put an anti-mold container around the bread Parthenon and Fredrick
Action 1: "'Its foe is clearly unharmed'!? What do you call these then- Ooooow!" Whether it is because he is being punished for complaining about the narration or that he is actually injured, no one knows, but the "wizard" screams out in pain. Once he gets that out (you know how long he likes to scream), he gasps for air. "Okay, okay. I'm glad I'm alive. I'm happy." No one needs to tell you, but he does not look happy. "That was... informative. The mask will always be white. But- oh, I don't like this- I have to get myself beat up again to learn why... probably. Ugh... Okay me, prioritize. Fix your torso, don't use your bad leg, then get yourself killed again... Why do I do this to myself?"
Regardless of why, the "wizard" attempts to heel himself... Okay, sure. Out of his shredded shirt, he pulls a severed foot- OH WHY? Fine, fine. Quickly, he throws the foot to the ground, and the heel stomps down into the ground. It then heels (it's a dancing term), stopping in place, the toes pointing up as the heel attaches it to the ground. He whispers, "He'll heal by the heeled heel." The foot glows with green energy. It starts to grow. The green, ethereal foot sprouts a leg, then a body, then a head, then three more legs, and a tail. A green ghost dog forms in front of the weirdo, its odd humanoid feet still resting on their heels. The dog barks a single word, "Heel." The dog then starts to hop off through a green portal. "Oh, come on! I can't walk on this!" He points at his leg, but the dog ignores him. "Fine. I still have one leg." With just one leg, he hops over to the portal and launches himself in. Thankfully, the green void overtakes him, leaving him floating in space. The dog sits in front of him, smiling. The dog licks him and starts to speak. "Take these heels." A loaf of bread appears in front of him. The dog barks and the bread splits into slices. The center pieces quickly rot into a disgusting black, while the two heels glow a victorious green. The weirdo greedily takes the two heels and shoves them in his mouth. As he eats them, the wounds to his torso start to close. Within a minute, his torso seems completely healed. The green dog barks again, "Now leave before I must use my heels." The weirdo bows, causing him to spin through the void. "Thank you great Healer." The dog frowns, which saddens everyone. "I am a Heeler." The weirdo quickly corrects himself. "Yes, of course. Thank you great Heeler." The "wizard" swims through the void, just barely making it out as the portal closes. He stands up on his healthy leg in the main battlefield. But, something feels off. He looks down at his feet and finds that he is stuck in a pair of high-heels. "Of course. That dog is such a heel... Elggog the All-Knowing says it's a thing. What? It just means untrustworthy. Don't judge me."
Action 2: Trapped by a bum leg and a pair of heels, the "wizard" decides to take a quick look through his scroll. "Hey! My name is on it! Finally! It only took... getting an autograph, kidnapping a dictator, and getting beat up to get there, but it was all worth it." He then notices something odd about his name. "What's this thing? I'm assuming its just a mark that I got beat up, but..." He scans through the list and finds that the Windmill is also being affected by it. "I didn't wanna travel today!" Stuck with indecision, the "wizard" decides to live up to his "name" and casts MAGE HAND! He directs the mage hand up to his left eye, and it plucks the eye out- COME ON! Anyways, the mage hand carries his still working eye over to the Windmill. The eye then emits a purple beam that scans the windmill. The mage hand then returns to the weirdo. The eye shoots out another purple beam, scanning the weirdo as well. Finally, the mage hand pops the eye back into its eye socket. As it disappears, the weirdo starts to ramble. "Okay brain, think. THINK! What's the same? What's the thingy do? What does it DO? It can't be that subtle. Come on brain. THINK!" His brain think so hard, he hopefully figures out what the does.
Action 3: "Oh, I still have another thing to do. Let's see, mess with the dictator? Heal my leg? Help J-" A cat appears on his tongue, stopping him from speaking. He quickly removes it, and continues ranting. "No. No. That Chimera needs stopped. NOW." The "wizard" claps his fist into his palm.
O-R-I-G-I-N leaps in front of the Empty Chimera. "HEY!" he yells into the Chimera's emotionless face. "You can't just ignore ME! I'm ANNOYING!" O-R-I-G-I-N leaps back from the Chimera, both dodging any cheap shots and looking... is that dramatic? Huh, who would've guessed. He reaches into a sleeve and pulls out a dart gun. He blows into it and a small, somehow wet dart flies out. As it hurtles toward the Chimera, it suddenly transforms. What was a small dart becomes a small plane. It hurtles into the Chimera, bulldozing it as it goes. The Chimera gets caught on the plane as it rises into the sky. As they both speed into the great blue above, the Chimera rips at the plane, attempting to get off of it. Surprisingly, the skin of the plane rips off easily. In fact, as the Chimera lashes out against the plane, it suddenly almost stops being a plane. The Chimera instead finds itself stabbed just the slightest bit by a large paper plane that looks strangely similar to O-R-I-G-I-N. Unfortunately, paper planes don't offer much lift, so they both plummet into the ground. The Chimera lands hard on one of its legs, shattering the alien matter within. As the Chimera recovers, it scans the area without expression and sees that the ANNOYING O-R-I-G-I-N is just some large paper cutout of O-R-I-G-I-N. The dart gun as well is a rolled up paper O-R-I-G-I-N.
"Ha!" The "wizard" exclaims as he sits with his bum leg and high-heels, far away from the ANNOYING paper O-R-I-G-I-N. "Bet it didn't see that. Get it? Cause it doesn't have eyes. No? Fine, it wasn't that good. Anyways, sorry LyricsDusk. Those three life-sized pictures of me were truly beautiful. I'm as sorry as you are about wasting them... And not asking permission to mess them. That too. But mostly the ruined beauty part. Yeah, they looked so good..." And his dialogue ends there before it gets creepy.
You didn't actually realize that Zeolhwyan's arena had disappeared from spacetime for a moment until it zapped back into existence a couple microseconds ago. Huh.
Anyways, I look around, confused at the sudden dislhwyaiajp in spacetime before returning to action.
I then drop to one knee, beginning some sort of ritual, engraving runes which seem to make no apparent sense, but seem to resemble the blades of various swords.
I choose option 2. The stronger my vibe checking the better.
As my prayers to Joe the Unspeakable continue, I briefly open a portal to the f i l t h dimension, coating the godmodder and his allies with f i l t h. What is f i l t h and what does it do? I don't know, but it's kinda gross and probably not good for you.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I grab a pile of f i l t h with gloves firmly on and process to enhance my atleD waves with f i l t h. As Hubnk, who was part of the fusion of the Empty Chimera, was weak to atleD waves, my new f i l t h atleD waves will definitely harm the Empty Chimera!
I devise my healing salts to the great one for him to sell. He will also make a living out of the provisions from his customers so I will have to take some provisions from him too.
Swords come in handy.
I get construction of a great toaster going, get the stones collected by my minions and then build the big chicken.
You join the pyramid scheme! Unpredictable results will result!
You also mix together ingredients. Nothing goes wrong there.
You successfully defeat Waluigi in fencing! WAAAAT. PURPLE LUIGI, IF YOU WAAAAN, IT IS BECAUSE YOU CHEATED! TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A PUMPKIN AND EAT IT! A deal is a deal, Waluigi. Weh. Waluigi will sign your picture, I suppose. but only if it is not a trick! Waluigi checks to make sure the picture is not secretly a contract. Assuming it isn't, Waluigi signs it, in the middle of picture-waluigi's nose.
The Doors then charge at the Empty Chimera! Tensing its large arm,it slashes the Claws at them, ripping the doors clean in two, leaving them gradually rotting away. However, this distraction gives you a chance to do all that messing around with the Mask! sadly, pulling it off doesn't work, because the mask actually goes the entire way around the chimeras head. Kinda eschews normal mask design... The Mask is now lightly scuffed!
WAALUIGI WAAANDERS WHY SO MANY LITTLE LUIGIS WAAAANT SOMETHING TO DO WITH WAAAALUIGI ALL OF A WAAADEN. WAAAAT, ARE YOU THE RABID SKUNK IN LIPSTICK WAAALUIGI HAS HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT? WHAAAATEVER. WALUIGI TAKES EDIBLE LUIGI'S BOO AND COOKS IT IN DELICIOUS, WAANDERFUL STEW! WHEN LUIGI STARTS WHISPERING AT WALUIGI, HE POURS THIS STEW DOWN LUIGIS THROAT AND THIS SHUTS THEM UP! WAA!
as a result, Waluigi takes no damage. But now, you are a haunted piece of somewhat-soupy toast!
Anti-Jokester ordered! The Explosions reduce the Mask from Scuffed to Scraped, and your charge continues.
The Godmodder applauds your attempt to blow society up, but points out that Society is That way. Also, the grenade needs launching, not the launcher. The Godmodder then picks up your launcher, and shoots a rocket powered grenade at a nearby, innocent town. Then he looks away, because cool guys don't look at explosions :tm:
and proceeds to pop back out of existence, because he's maintaining the Empty Chimera.
choice made!
You spew f i l t h at the
GodmodderEmpty Chimera and their allies! The Empty Chimeras response to filth is below, but the Godmodder's Allies is mostly the assassins, 3 of which take five damage, and one of which you can't quite locate.You spew f i l t h atleD waves at the Empty Chimera! swirling up from a gap beneath its arm, a wall of darkness interposes itself between you and the Chimera! being fundamentally based on light due to Delta waves being bizzaro Gamma Rays which are a type of light, and atleD waves being bizzaro Delta waves (making it go back to light), the f i l t h atleD waves are blocked.
You give healing salts to the great one!
You then begin constructing a toaster, and build a big stone chicken with 64 rocks.
Gary and Steve idle! the Squidship exists! The Mask, earth Pelican, and crabs gather rocks! (7+2=)9, 5, and (3+4+1+3+2+5+3=)21.
The Tree grows two pieces of toast, but they are still raw. The toaster progresses slightly. The Chicken exists.
The Astral Plane chicken looks at the Empty Chimera with... disinterest? huh.
The Spawner spawns pigmen. The Anti-Jokester stares down the Chimera. The Empty Chimeras eyes remain but holes, unseeing and unseen, though it clearly sees. the void of the holes calls to the Jokester. emptiness. The true emptiness of this being- It snaps out of it, realising it had stopped looking at the Chimera... Chimera interrupted?
Infestation continues.
Trump and Poutine manage to arrive at the battlefield! As it turns out, they were having a break last turn, with Trump eating lots of Poutine. As a result, they don't know what happened to their boss. They'll probably idle until they figure it out.
The Assassins flit around. One of them sees an opportunity, and takes it. A quick life-infused life to the back of the head, and Gary is no more.
The Empty Chimera raises it slender arm, a boneless, bending cord which nonetheless displays immense strength. reaching forwards, it delicately picks up the Anti-Jokester by the head and swings it wide, tossing it straight into the Pigman spawner. Both take 10 damage! picking its way across the jagged terrain of the battlefield, It passes by the Windmill. The Veins in its previously-dragging arm bulge, and its claws rake across the material of the windmill, leaving deep gouges as the Chimera rips its arm free, and doing 38 damage.
The Chimera then turns around, eerily stopping with complete suddenness as its "eyes" point back to where it started. Or, no. Not where it started, but nearby. It's "looking" at O_R_I_G_I_N. Its head lolls slightly to the side, smooth smile still grinning, as it starts to approach O_R_I_G_I_N, movement smooth and undaunted by all the minor obstacles in its way.
(This last bit is a declaration of its primary target next round. Nothing actually Happens this round, though.)
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.









0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.

[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak]
Gary 12/25 HP, 0.2 Dig!AAssassinated.Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 9/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 40 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (9/9 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 38 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x7 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 14/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes! Cursed Appetite of the void.
Cake Collector Slime, 29 cubic meters of cake. (in semielemental plane)
Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity)
Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), growing toast.
Toaster, 15% completed. +5%/R.
Stone chicken 64 Rocks. is a stone chicken.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed II.VI .)
Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=?
[OG-SmartTJ] Pigman spawner 5/15 HP (spawns 5 pigmen per round)
Pigmen 1x9 hp, horde agro, (int)(0.25x9)atk.
[OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 4/20 HP, Interference!A
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active!
[N-I] 9 Pilla
gereggs, Infested![AG] Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pilla
geregg)[AG] Assorted Assassins, 28x3+33 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 1/1d8 : Assassinate.
[AG] Trump 50/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. 1/4 for Namesake
Poutine, 60 HP. +8 HP/turn. Is... made of poutine? 1/3 for What Even is Poutine Anyway
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Pristine. Dragging arm- Pristine. Claws- Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Dripping. Legs- Trio. Mask- Scraped porcelain-white. ???, ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 80 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
ENTITY ACTIONS: The Empty Chimera's gonna ravage O-R-I-G-I-N, so I tell Anti-Jokester to throw a banana peel quickly to trip it up.
Seems like the mask is the Chimera's weak point. I casually grab a can of spray paint and spray the image of a Luigi onto the mask.
Then the F I L T H paint takes effect and the mask starts quickly dissolving, damaging the Empty Chimera and grabbing Waluigi's attention.
Bicyclops: 6/10
(The bicycle's nearly fully split; a portal is forming between the split however.)
I awaken the chicken and feed it some rocks so that it can lay eggs. Actually... ALL ENTITIES collect rock!
lets feed it some cake too. Can't harm at all.
Lets finish the toaster with a small poem:
Fresh and white
it isn't alright
wait for the fling
and for the bling
Cross and brown
turns my frown upside down
yeah that is pretty. I like my new kind of spell.
I collect extra rocks.
I continue to mix the ingredients for the cure. Once the cure is finished, I try to convince the newly spawned pigmen to join the pyramid scheme and give me their golden swords. One of those swords will go to Hunger for Eggs on Toast, since they started the pyramid scheme.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant: 12.5/15 charges, hangnail cure finished, still have to deliver it.
I take three life-size pictures of O-R-I-G-I-N and pin them up in the Empty Chimera's line of sight. Then I throw a remote bomb at both O-R-I-G-I-N and his picture copy.
When the Empty Chimera inevitably charges towards one of the O-R-I-G-I-N's and touches them, the bomb automatically detonates, taking out the O-R-I-G-I-N and the Empty Chimera with it.
The ceremonies of Joe continue despite the loss of Gary, may he rest in peace.
Steve is recalled to the Squidship and commanded to repair it with the Flex Seal line of products. The sails? Flex Tape. The actual body? Held together with Flex Seal, and covered in Flex Tape. The windows? Flex Tape Clear.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Action 1: "Hmm..." The "wizard" ponders. He looks over his image of WAAAAluigi. "Whoops, forgot the spooky contract. Oh well. Back to... running for my life?" He looks up from the image and notices the Empty Chimera stalking towards him. Immediately, he starts screaming. As the Empty Chimera moves closer, he continues screaming. And so he continues screaming. And he continues to exhaust his lung capacity and voice box all at once. He is still SCREAMING! Finally, he finds the need to breathe and stops. As he gasps for air, the weirdo realizes that the Empty Chimera is very slow. "Odd, I thought I would die faster. Well, since I'm not dead yet..." The "wizard" pulls out his scroll and examines it. "Well, we've messed with its mask, and that changed its description, so if we mess with its other written attributes, they should be less... I think the technical term is stabby stabby kill kill. And I thought that was the Assorted Assassins' job."
(Now for the important stuff) - The weirdo reaches into his sleeves and pulls out two Super Safe Easy-to-Use Military Grade grabber arms. That's right, he's pulling out the big guns. His fingers tighten around each of the plastic arms' little triggers, and the claws shoot out, rapidly extending to reach the oncoming Empty Chimera. Each grabber arm grabs a portion of the Empty Chimera's Slender Arm and (because the weirdo has no imagination) ties it into a knot. But, he doesn't tie it into just any knot. He ties it into a slip knot. Wait, why did he do that? He glares at the knot with dissatisfaction. He ties it like a shoe (a rabbit knot or whatever you call it). Still not impressed, he slips a segment of the arm into one of the loops and pulls at the knot's ears, catching it into a much better knot. Still not satisfied, he continues to knot and knot and knot and knot, until, finally, he achieved a perfect Gordian Knot. Finally happy, he blinks. Suddenly, in the short snap that his eyes were closed, some dumb angel named Alexander flies down from the Heavens and slices at it with his mighty SWORD, cleaving the knot in twain. The Empty Chimera cries out in pain, but not nearly as much as the "wizard" does as he finds his perfect knot cut to shreds. Alexander quickly runs away, annoyed that he couldn't take that wagon.
Action dos: Suddenly traumatized by sharp objects for completely inexplicable reasons, the "wizard" is struck by the desire to dull those claws. And so, in his brilliance, he sprints forward at the speed of Scooby-Doo, his legs spinning wildly as a cloud him-shaped dust pops into existence. He slaps a welding glove onto the Empty Chimera's Dragging Arm. The Empty Chimera's hand feels some dull, burning pain. Curious, its eyeless eyes, turn back to stare at its arm, and realizes that the welding glove is actually a welding gloves. As this fine distinction comes to attention, the glove continues to weld, welding its metal self onto the Empty Chimera's palm. Strangely enough, the fingers don't weld. Most would call that a design flaw, but the "wizard" would call it a(n anti-sharp-thing-stabbing-me-through-rounded-metal-fingers) feature. Getting bludgeoned is way less painful. Speaking of which, as this feature does its duty, the weirdo is back in the cloud of him-shaped dust as it smoothly dissipates. He reappears with an odd look of annoyance. "Was that it? Did I really do something that fast? I'm impressed. With myself of course." He then goes on into some self-congratulatory ramble. Shame.
Action 3: As the weirdo finishes his nine-hour speech about how great he is, he is, as one would guess, tired. He couldn't eat another bite. Whoops, wrong expression. Anyways, as he sits at his booth, the weirdo stares down at his plate. His stomach groans in contest as he entertains the idea of finishing his meal. Persuaded by his stomach, he calls the waiter. After short discussion, the waiter heads off to fetch a to-go box. When the waiter returns, the waiter is forced to shake the "wizard" awake from his food coma. The waiter hands the "wizard" his to-go box and starts chattering about payment something something. The "wizard" slaps himself awake and shoves Poutine into the To-Go box, an unnecessary feat of spacial distortion that really could have been handled by asking for another box. He stands up and begins to walk out of the restaurant, but is stopped as the waiter commands payment. The weirdo searches his gold pouch, but finds that he has run out of gems, doubloons, silvers, pennies, checks, credit cards, ancient amulets, and nickels to pull out of people's ears. Startled, he points over the waiter's shoulder and yells, "Put it on his bill." As the waiter turns around to stare at some random duck, the weirdo runs out of the restaurant, knocking over at least thirteen waiters.
As the weirdo wakes up from his nap, he shakes his head, depressed by his odd restaurant dream. However, as he stands up, he notices a to-go box sitting next to him. Inside, he hears the screams of some foreign leader or another who sounds Russian but tastes Canadian. Shrugging, the "wizard" rubs the sleep out of his eyes as he gets ready to be mauled by a Chimera. "I wonder if I'll be the first player to die... Nah, it has probably happened. There's already a ghost."
1.So I try to propose an offer to the all mighty waaa 11 super stars for one thing from waaa. 2.I use steam to get dry bottle and Bottle the ghost soup steam 3. I make a soul absorbing bagel that powers up every time something dies named Fredrick
Fredrick 1\?
order given!
You spray a Luigi onto the mask! it is now Tarnished!
You feed your chicken! You awaken the chicken! You work on the toaster! You run out of actions and do not collect rocks!
you finish the cure! You wonder how you're going to get it to the elephant- They Are in a different dimension, after all.

Pyramid Scheme effects go up an importance tier! they remain unpredictable. Also, they'll slowly go up while those pigmen exist. One of the other Pigmen notices you, and hands you a drawing they found somewhere. It looks to be a hurried sketch of the Empty Chimera... a good chunk of it isn't coloured, it isn't detailed enough, and parts of it are shaped in too angular a manner, or misproportioned... but it also doesn't look too white or black to exist in a mind-bending way, so it's probably better for reference.
The Empty Chimera gazes emptily at your distraction. Then it moves on, advancing directly towards the real O-R-I-G-I-N and disregarding your interference. Bomb attached to O-R-I-G-I-N!
The Ceremonies of J--- ---inue. I request you keep track of the charge progress in your posts from here.
Steve recieves orders! ...wait, squidships have windows? I assumed they were just giant flying squids people flew on. maybe I should have checked.
The Empty Chimeras mask seems to radiate bland politeness. The Slender arm is tied, but rises up to meet the angel and grabs the hilt of the sword, before tossing it aside contemptuously! However, despite the contemptuous ease at which it does this, you sense the act has somewhat winded the Chimera due to your attacks quality.
Then, you target the dragging arm. ...I'm going to assume you mean the Claws, which are the claws attached to the dragging arm, seeing as you mentioned hands and not arms. You stick the welding glove on Chimera's Claws, and it begins to heat them with flame... It seems as though it almost doesn't notice, before raising the dragging arm up into the air. After a moment, the veins running through it stick out in sharper relief for a moment, as it swings its arm, and the glove, down with force beyond the limits of the rest of its body. With a sharp crack, the glove impacts the ground, but does not yield. Still advancing forwards at a constant rate, the Chimera lets its arm drag behind it again, proceeding to suddenly, and without warning, yank the arm forwards in a round swing that crashes straight into a nearby tree, caving it in and breaking the remains of glove, which falls off. Unlike the previous response, you sense the Chimera was not tired by this counter, despite fairly similar attack quality.
Then... well, you do the thing! it works great, putting Poutine in a box! It should take them a round or two to break back out.
<If this part isn't finished by the time I update, I forgot it. basically Waluigi doesn't really want super stars at the moment, he doesn't need them for any of his next 27 cooking projects.>
You... somehow?... bottle the soup's steam! Then, you create the Soul Absorbing Bagel! It's a shame nobody heres name is fredrick at the moment.
Steve repairs the squidship, healing it for 10 HP! Eishalon, Earth Pelican, Kittenish Pelican (which wakes up) and crabs gather rocks, getting (1.25d7= 7+6)+(1.25d7=5)+5+5+(7d5=5+3+5+3+1+1+4), for a total of 50 rocks!
The Cake Collector Slime gathers cakes! the toaster progresses! The Chicken chews its food!
The Astral Plane Chicken keeps its eggs warm. The Pigmen get spawned, and the new ones join the scheme!
The Anti-Jokester does as ordered... The Chimera steps on the peel with the sharpened spike it calls a leg, making slipping on it implausible.
The Assassins keep waiting for their next opportunity.
Trump pays some hella dosh to have innocent bomb-removing puppies hired to chase some squirrels into a tree full of nuts so the nuts get knocked off the tree and hit a bird (which he bribed to stand there with more hella dosh) which flaps up into the air, leaving behind a feather which agitates the nose of the dog from earlier, causing it to sneeze, making a nearby coconut roll downhill into a mole burrow, crushing a snail, causing their family to hold a seance, right on top of the bomb left to harm the Chimera. This sets it off prematurely, sends the snails to meet the other snail, and leaves the Chimera unharmed.
Poutine is in a box.
The Chimera stalks forwards, every intervention having failed to sway it. Its slender arm hangs limp at its side, Seemingly over-exerted, but the smile upon its mask never waves. The talons on the shadow arm fade and dis-incorporate into nothing,collecting into a blob- with a twist of its body, the shadows launch into a small pile of eggs, and not at O_R_I_G_I_N. Curious...
As O_R_I_G_I_N (probably) follows the path of the shadow blob, it darts around them before turning back forwards, the motion impaling O_R_I_G_I_N on their leg, which had been raised just for this purpose. O_R_I_G_I_N has received Minor Wounds! Before 'the weirdo' can even gasp in pain (whether they would or not), the pike-like leg is withdrawn, sending them stumbling back. As They keep themselves from falling, they start in surprise, seeing a mask fill their vision. emptiness fills the holes that pierce that mask, passing through whatever lays beyond it unharmed. though tarnished, now, the Mask still has a terrible perfection about it, like some archetypal perfection descended upon the world, a purity surpassing the rest of this mortal realm. The faded light of the various glowing objects on this field do not gleam across the mask, though it is still that pure white, like even light is something that happens to other people, to other things. As O_R_I_G_I_N sees that mask, they feel a certainty that even in pitch blackness, the mask would still look that very same white. Though the stars might die in heaven, though the skies may fall to graves, this is a mask that would endure, perfectly, cruelly, white. that shine that so jealously guards its light, that it will not let any around it be illuminated by the glow, and yet is still seen, clearly and unmistakable, becau-
a dull pain startles them out of their reverie, causing them to look down. Across their torso have been rent five deep gashes, blood already pouring from them- and then the feeling returns fully, and they realise the chimera ripped them nearly in half with its claws, though the heat somewhat cauterised some of the wound. a savage blow, though not quite enough to tear them asunder... though it comes close. O_R_I_G_I_N received Major Wounds! O_R_I_G_I_N received Fascination of Beyond! Seemingly satisfied, though its foe is clearly unharmed, the Empty Chimera twists around, ignoring O_R_I_G_I_N entirely,and lays its eyes upon its next target: The Mask of Hungry Visitation For Eggs on Toast. that will be its next target.
Battlefield.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.









0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.

Fascination Of Beyond! Signed photo of Waluigi! box of Poutine!
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Acerak] Steve 25/25 HP, 0.5 Dig!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20)
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 19/30 HP, In constant pain, a great method of transport. 4A.
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 45 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (9/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 43 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 1/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 24 Rocks x7 (awakened materials x1)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 13 Rocks, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(12/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Windmill 10/85 HP. leads to semielemental plane of cakes!
Cake Collector Slime, 35 cubic meters of cake. (in semielemental plane)
Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 14/22 integrity)
Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), growing toast.
Toaster, 55% completed. +5%/R.
Stone chicken 64 Rocks. fed. processing food. is a stone chicken. Awakened(26/26 integrity)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP (fostered II, Nurtured II. Warmed IV.)
Nest -3y-19/0 HP. y=?
[OG-SmartTJ] Pigman spawner 5/15 HP (spawns 5 pigmen per round)
Pigmen 1x9 hp, horde agro, (int)(0.25x9)atk.
Pyramid Pigmen 1x5 hp, scheme exaggeration A!x5
[OG-LyricsJust] Anti-Jokester 4/20 HP, Interference!A
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[C] Nether Portal 10 HP, 11 resistance. active!
[N-I] 9 Pilla
gereggs, Infested![AG] Shroomlings 2x8+1x1 HP minifestx9!A (infesting Pilla
geregg)[AG] Assorted Assassins, 27x3+32 HP, 40% dodge. Poisoned: -1 HP/r! 2/1d8 : Assassinate.
[AG] Trump 50/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. 2/4 for Namesake
Poutine, 60 HP. +8 HP/turn. Is... made of poutine? 1/3 for What Even is Poutine Anyway. In a box and stasis'd for 2!
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game .
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,004 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Pristine. Dragging arm- Pristine. Claws- Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Dripping. Legs- Trio. Mask- Tarnished porcelain-white. ???, ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 110 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... .
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god, possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
O_R_I_G_I_N: Major Wounds!
I summon 1-punch man
(he is a superhero so he is on OG)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
ENTITY ACTIONS: I ask Anti-Jokester to turn into a wall, thus distracting Trump for the turn.
Time to continue attacking the Mask! I paint a red spot on the Mask with my spray F I L T H paint. Then I shoot a bullet at the red spot directly.
The bullet explodes into ink, covering the Mask completely in ink, distracting it for one post!
Bicyclops: 7/10
(The bicycle is bending into a new shape; out of the portal come two horns.)
Empty Chimera trying to attack me?
The mask grows teeth on tentacles, curved to pull in the prey. Entities, hold that Empty Chimera still so that I can eat it.
I open my mouth wide up and then surround the chimera with my mouth. Then I use stones to build a wall that prevents escape and put hungry visitation conversion juices in this
gas chamberdigestion chamber. Fear the power of stones.Toaster, grey and shiny
without toast I am getting whiny
heat and roast
You are made to toast.
I add some Hunger For Eggs on Toast conversion juice into the chamber.
1. I construct a Parthenon with baguette supports and toast floor building it around the all mighty toast tree.2. I build a baguette blaster that because turn based role playing game logic heals people.3. I put an anti-mold container around the bread Parthenon and Fredrick
Fredrick 1\?
My longing is great,
My toaster is late,
Seconds tick, Minutes run
Life without toaster is not fun
Glowing orange white
Spreading holy light
inside the toaster glow
while the hunger grow
In my inner hearts
burning pressure starts
waiting for release
waiting just to seize
Toast is what I want
I want a toaster prompt
Action 1: "'Its foe is clearly unharmed'!? What do you call these then- Ooooow!" Whether it is because he is being punished for complaining about the narration or that he is actually injured, no one knows, but the "wizard" screams out in pain. Once he gets that out (you know how long he likes to scream), he gasps for air. "Okay, okay. I'm glad I'm alive. I'm happy." No one needs to tell you, but he does not look happy. "That was... informative. The mask will always be white. But- oh, I don't like this- I have to get myself beat up again to learn why... probably. Ugh... Okay me, prioritize. Fix your torso, don't use your bad leg, then get yourself killed again... Why do I do this to myself?"
Regardless of why, the "wizard" attempts to heel himself... Okay, sure. Out of his shredded shirt, he pulls a severed foot- OH WHY? Fine, fine. Quickly, he throws the foot to the ground, and the heel stomps down into the ground. It then heels (it's a dancing term), stopping in place, the toes pointing up as the heel attaches it to the ground. He whispers, "He'll heal by the heeled heel." The foot glows with green energy. It starts to grow. The green, ethereal foot sprouts a leg, then a body, then a head, then three more legs, and a tail. A green ghost dog forms in front of the weirdo, its odd humanoid feet still resting on their heels. The dog barks a single word, "Heel." The dog then starts to hop off through a green portal. "Oh, come on! I can't walk on this!" He points at his leg, but the dog ignores him. "Fine. I still have one leg." With just one leg, he hops over to the portal and launches himself in. Thankfully, the green void overtakes him, leaving him floating in space. The dog sits in front of him, smiling. The dog licks him and starts to speak. "Take these heels." A loaf of bread appears in front of him. The dog barks and the bread splits into slices. The center pieces quickly rot into a disgusting black, while the two heels glow a victorious green. The weirdo greedily takes the two heels and shoves them in his mouth. As he eats them, the wounds to his torso start to close. Within a minute, his torso seems completely healed. The green dog barks again, "Now leave before I must use my heels." The weirdo bows, causing him to spin through the void. "Thank you great Healer." The dog frowns, which saddens everyone. "I am a Heeler." The weirdo quickly corrects himself. "Yes, of course. Thank you great Heeler." The "wizard" swims through the void, just barely making it out as the portal closes. He stands up on his healthy leg in the main battlefield. But, something feels off. He looks down at his feet and finds that he is stuck in a pair of high-heels. "Of course. That dog is such a heel... Elggog the All-Knowing says it's a thing. What? It just means untrustworthy. Don't judge me."
Action 2: Trapped by a bum leg and a pair of heels, the "wizard" decides to take a quick look through his scroll. "Hey! My name is on it! Finally! It only took... getting an autograph, kidnapping a dictator, and getting beat up to get there, but it was all worth it." He then notices something odd about his name. "What's this
thing? I'm assuming its just a mark that I got beat up, but..." He scans through the list and finds that the Windmill is also being affected by it. "I didn't wanna travel today!" Stuck with indecision, the "wizard" decides to live up to his "name" and casts MAGE HAND! He directs the mage hand up to his left eye, and it plucks the eye out- COME ON! Anyways, the mage hand carries his still working eye over to the Windmill. The eye then emits a purple beam that scans the windmill. The mage hand then returns to the weirdo. The eye shoots out another purple beam, scanning the weirdo as well. Finally, the mage hand pops the eye back into its eye socket. As it disappears, the weirdo starts to ramble. "Okay brain, think. THINK! What's the same? What's the thingy do? What does it DO? It can't be that subtle. Come on brain. THINK!" His brain think so hard, he hopefully figures out what the
does.
Action 3: "Oh, I still have another thing to do. Let's see, mess with the dictator? Heal my leg? Help J-" A cat appears on his tongue, stopping him from speaking. He quickly removes it, and continues ranting. "No. No. That Chimera needs stopped. NOW." The "wizard" claps his fist into his palm.
O-R-I-G-I-N leaps in front of the Empty Chimera. "HEY!" he yells into the Chimera's emotionless face. "You can't just ignore ME! I'm ANNOYING!" O-R-I-G-I-N leaps back from the Chimera, both dodging any cheap shots and looking... is that dramatic? Huh, who would've guessed. He reaches into a sleeve and pulls out a dart gun. He blows into it and a small, somehow wet dart flies out. As it hurtles toward the Chimera, it suddenly transforms. What was a small dart becomes a small plane. It hurtles into the Chimera, bulldozing it as it goes. The Chimera gets caught on the plane as it rises into the sky. As they both speed into the great blue above, the Chimera rips at the plane, attempting to get off of it. Surprisingly, the skin of the plane rips off easily. In fact, as the Chimera lashes out against the plane, it suddenly almost stops being a plane. The Chimera instead finds itself stabbed just the slightest bit by a large paper plane that looks strangely similar to O-R-I-G-I-N. Unfortunately, paper planes don't offer much lift, so they both plummet into the ground. The Chimera lands hard on one of its legs, shattering the alien matter within. As the Chimera recovers, it scans the area without expression and sees that the ANNOYING O-R-I-G-I-N is just some large paper cutout of O-R-I-G-I-N. The dart gun as well is a rolled up paper O-R-I-G-I-N.
"Ha!" The "wizard" exclaims as he sits with his bum leg and high-heels, far away from the ANNOYING paper O-R-I-G-I-N. "Bet it didn't see that. Get it? Cause it doesn't have eyes. No? Fine, it wasn't that good. Anyways, sorry LyricsDusk. Those three life-sized pictures of me were truly beautiful. I'm as sorry as you are about wasting them... And not asking permission to mess them. That too. But mostly the ruined beauty part. Yeah, they looked so good..." And his dialogue ends there before it gets creepy.
ZEOLHWYAIAJPIWZJAOOYKJPEJQEJCNAPQNJPKPDAZWNGJAOOSWNLEJCPDNKQCDPEIAWJZOLWYAGLZZZZZZZZZZZRT!!!
You didn't actually realize that Zeolhwyan's arena had disappeared from spacetime for a moment until it zapped back into existence a couple microseconds ago. Huh.
Anyways, I look around, confused at the sudden dislhwyaiajp in spacetime before returning to action.
I then drop to one knee, beginning some sort of ritual, engraving runes which seem to make no apparent sense, but seem to resemble the blades of various swords.
3/10 for Swsvh
knzers: Join me in battle again, allies!
I pick up O_R_I_G_I_N and throw him directly at the Chimera. The Empty Chimera stares at him for a second.
Then O_R_I_G_I_N explodes, thanks to the bomb I had detonated earlier, damaging the Chimera.
Then I reveal I merely threw a picture of O_R_I_G_I_ N at the Chimera, thus not damaging O_R_I_G_I_N.
Then I reveal that I lied about that last statement, and I actually threw the real O_R_I_G_I_N instead of a copy!
While the Empty Chimera is distracted by all of these revelations, I grab its Shadow Tendril and use it to hit the Mask.