To reduce the progress of the empty chimera, I focus on my natural growth. Normally only growing about a centimeter per year, I accelerate it to growing 200% my current size per second, increasing the distance that the empty chimera has to cross by 200% per second. chewing, munching, breaking the Chimera.
To aid in hungy boi's quest to devour the chimera, I pull out my stick and shove it down their throat, using it like a ramrod to push the chimera further back into the gaping void that is their gullet.
"Chew on this! Ha! I made a joke! Am I funny yet?"
Then, in an attempt to both fill up and weigh down the empty chimera, my stick's end suddenly flips open and shoots out thousands of tiny ball bearings like miniature bullets, straight into the chimera's mouth.
I then pull my stick out of the Chimera's mouth, give it a quick wipe down, and turn to the gleaming tower shield wall, standing over and guarding trump's limo. I somehow pull off some sort of flying kick with my four legs, attempting to knock the wall down onto trump's limo.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I aid the process of devouring the empty chimera, by channeling my inner empty void, pulling it further in. I collect rocks. I use Sans blue telekinesis to pull the empty chimera further down. I order the prionoids to infect the rest of the law enforcement.
Action One: I cast gate on the Godmodder with a subtle spell to bring it to me
Action Two: I cast Heal on the Godmodder, which heals 70 damage, again with subtle spell
Action Three: I then cast Warding Bond on the Godmodder, to link my life to this great entity, with another subtle spell
Sorry, didn't realize that I couldn't do it now.
I do this now.
You cast Gate! but... the Godmodder isn't on another Plane. Apparently, they're on the same plane you are now... but you don't know where. Unless you mean the Deity of the same name, in which case you successfully summon the God known as the Godmodder. Your heal spell fails to target the Godmodder, but additionally, would be unable to serve on that magnitude even if it targetted them; that level of effect on the battle is very difficult, as the Godmodders health is much more valuable then that of an ordinary being. That is, unless you mean the Deity of the same name, in which case you provide them with some healing. You, similarly to the heal, cannot currently target the Godmodder unless you were referring to the deity of the same name- However, unlike healing, this would be a valid effect if you Could target them.
I cast “wish’ on Levi to make him hostile to the Godmodder, and try to kill him.
You cast Wish. The spell starts going haywire. after a few seconds of rapid stuttering, the wish spell summons Levi, son of Jacob, 's corpse, reanimates it into a minor undead, and binds it to a single directive of killing the Godmodder. You are struck by a sense that there is quite possibly no way at all to Force another player to make a given move in this game; only to impose results on them once they make a move.
To reduce the progress of the empty chimera, I focus on my natural growth. Normally only growing about a centimeter per year, I accelerate it to growing 200% my current size per second, increasing the distance that the empty chimera has to cross by 200% per second. chewing, munching, breaking the Chimera.
then swallow⬤
You increase the distance the Chimera will need to cross! Then you uh. How are you going to chew the Chimera when you Just kept it from entering your mouth? You don't exactly... have teeth in your throat, Do you? You then Swallow ⬤, giving it access to the Chimera again.
To aid in hungy boi's quest to devour the chimera, I pull out my stick and shove it down their throat, using it like a ramrod to push the chimera further back into the gaping void that is their gullet.
"Chew on this! Ha! I made a joke! Am I funny yet?"
Then, in an attempt to both fill up and weigh down the empty chimera, my stick's end suddenly flips open and shoots out thousands of tiny ball bearings like miniature bullets, straight into the chimera's mouth.
I then pull my stick out of the Chimera's mouth, give it a quick wipe down, and turn to the gleaming tower shield wall, standing over and guarding trump's limo. I somehow pull off some sort of flying kick with my four legs, attempting to knock the wall down onto trump's limo.
You join Hunger For Eggs On Toast (who is presently not known as hungry visitor due to being fused with another player who is idle) in shoving the Empty Chimera back down their throat! The Chimera stumbles further down, returning to about where it was before its upward progress last round! You then rush at the Tower Shield Wall! it's actually attached to the Limo, so instead of knocking it over onto the Limo, you knock the Limo over, doing 20 damage! you hear muffled cursing from inside, but someone in the limo eventually manages to right it. Might've been trump, was probably some guy he hired.
ACTION 1: I cast a spell that increases the damage the Chimera takes while inside the Hungry Visitor.
ACTION 2: I summon another Tatanga
ACTION 3: I summon... (looks at list of Super Mario Land enemies) ...Dragonzamasu.
Tatanga attacks the Chimera from its spaceship
You cast a spell to do that! You summon another Tatanga! now there are two of them! You also summon Dragonzamasu! They have half as much health as Tatanga, but have a 50% dodge chance due to the Tamao accompanying them.
I aid the process of devouring the empty chimera, by channeling my inner empty void, pulling it further in. I collect rocks. I use Sans blue telekinesis to pull the empty chimera further down. I order the prionoids to infect the rest of the law enforcement.
You attempt to do four actions! the Chimera-entrapping actions are mildly successful, though you can feel your Eggs On Toast state has faded so they aren't as powerful as before. You also collect 3+4+1+1+4 Rocks.
The Mask of Hungry Visitation is unable to target the Chimera inside Hunger For Eggs On Toast, so it gathers some rocks. 7 + 7 rocks. The Rock crabs gather another 2+2+5+2+5+5+2 rocks. The chicken is processing its food. The UUE gather 8 rocks. The ⬤ attacks the Leg. a blazing beam of sunlight issues forth from ⬤, and pierces a hole straight through the Leg. It goes limp. Legs removed! The Tatangas attack the Empty Chimera from their spaceship! this does scratch damage. The Darkness Given Form sees something in the UUE. With the help of the Ever-shifting enmity, it sneaks past the Bunker, reaches the employees, and destroys them, beyond undeath. Their bodies crumble into nothing. Trump buys a stick purported to make people smarter, and a lot of other sticks which are actually made of rocks! is he ever going to run out of money? probably not.
The Empty Chimera sits. Well, not exactly sits... it is in a sorta heap, broken legs beneath it. makes it hard to walk, you know. Well, whatever. It uses the elbow of its dragging arm to nudge itself into a more dignified posture. If it could get more legs... but it's too late for that, and it doesn't have that power anyway. Still. Its Shadow tendril melds down, and entwines around its legs, emulating their function. It stumps forwards. Not towards the exit, but towards... . The Chimera raises its Claws, glowing red. And they cut forwards. four red trails of light, terminating against s sphere. the effect is invisible, but felt regardless. Within - there was nothing special at their centre. but now there is nothing around the centre, either. As the Darkness gathered two rounds before enters the gullet somehow, and restates its piece, the sphere that is shakes in the air- then falls to the ground. The Darkness gathered already continues unperturbed. keeps shaking- and a faint cracking sound issues from within it. When- it was said, that there was nothing special at the centre... That wasn't the whole story. Or it was, but not the way you might think. There is nothing in the centre of - including no yellowish stone as it is made of. There is a hole. a crimson emptiness that Takes. Not by 's choice- but the emptiness wouldn't take No for an answer. It's been growing since then, and now, as nears its death, The emptiness within it grows faster. Red cracks snake through its body, chunks of stone falling inwards into that ever-empty hole. The Darkness, still watching, finishes restating its piece, but (metaphorically) glares up at it, unwilling. The Darkness scoffs at it. 'This is Destiny.', it says. 'don't try and fight it.'. And in the meantime, The emptiness in , the crimson void, grows. ⬤ Refuses. Not , but the original conception, the single thing; a memory of an idea that no longer is. It wishes to destroy the Chimera. And it sees the path. sees the path too. More clearly in some ways, but also less. It knows the possibility, but doubts the goal. it has not the same surety of purpose it once did; such is life and growth. Still, wearily and uncertainly, it tries. For a purpose it took up duality, or so is its conceit; and that purpose is now. In its duality it forsook progress towards its ideal; one of duality could not be a part of the world it sought to bring. It would sacrifice itself for that ideal, though. And now it will. is almost entirely hollow now, hardly holding on- and then the exterior of the sphere cracks, too, and it all falls apart. The crimson emptiness within rushes to rejoin its source- But in the sacrifice of what Was , before all this, is a significance and a power, in the growth it forsook and the duality it took on. In one invisible and final struggle, It destroys the Empty Chimera. Which would be a lot more important and amazing if three or four well-placed actions wouldn't have been able to do the same by this point. Anyway,The Empty Chimera's Claws still exist, but they're no longer attached to its no-longer-existent limbs, so I guess they become an item now. And since this all happened inside Hunger For Eggs On Toast's gullet, I guess they get the claws? And... well, Lyricdusk actually bought one of the claws earlier, so I guess they have one too? yeah, probably. Due to the death of the Halloween boss, all 'Cursed Appetite' statuses are removed! Due to the order of part death, two of its hidden abilities are skipped! Ever-shifting enmity is too edgy for not-halloween, so it is also removed! The darkness still might owe lyricsdusk, so it's sticking around for a while. Any attempts to mess with the Halloween boss's unique... stuff..., other then using the Claws or a remnant, also becomes somewhat harder. The pumpkin snails still technically exist, but will fade into irrelevance until the "wizard" stops being a purified empty thing. The Empty Chimera wasn't exactly a Shard, so the Godmodder shouldn't take damage from it dying, but... eh, whatever. 2 damage to the Godmodder. Also, the Godmodder will come back next round, and 100 will exit stasis the round after that, but this next turn is a bit of a breather.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+14 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 4 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 3 Toast III, 4 eggs Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing IV.9 is a stone chicken. Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Unpaid Undead employees 0x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [·] is Dead. [AG-Gandalf] 2 Tatanga 10x2 HP, 2x2A Dragonzamasu 5 HP, 50% dodge, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage! irrelevant! [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo! gleaming!) HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 10/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[GM] Godmodder: 270 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 70% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
After digesting the empty chimera, I grow the chimeric claws, now fittingly big for my new upscaled body which I maintain by chugging a bit of anti-squarecube-law convenience pills.
I use the claws to claw open the dimensional path for my titanic jelly who has been eating all the cake, dropping the whole titanic slime on top of the godmodder.
1. I give up the quest of trying to heal the Godmodder. If I can't heal her, I'll destroy her opposition.
2. I cast True Polymorph on the titanic jelly summoned by hungry_visitor to turn it into a boot. If I succeed, I will wear the boot. If I succeed, this is my third action, not the one listed below. If I fail, I do the one listed below.
3. I then cast gate once again, creating a portal between Arcadia and whatever plane we're on.
I cast counterspell to foil LeviRocks attempt. Then I notice that it is LeviRocks.
I collect LeviRocks and and turn him into a pair of rock boots with the help of the unique Magic Factory (I am very skilled in collecting any kind of Rocks).
OOC: What do I do now that o have used all my actions?
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I get out a broom and dustpan and gather up the pieces of . I then hold a nice little funeral for it, say all that classic " was a good , was a wonderful father, brother, and son, also a bit of a sun as well, etc."
After all that, I look around for the Godmodder, hear the magical space voice tell me it will be returning last round, and I throw half a dozen open bear traps on the ground where the Godmodder was last seen.
I then pull a single story sword opening, the logical counter for a tower shield wall, out of my back pocket and toss it at the tower shield wall, in an attempt to somehow neutralize it.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: I infect the Godmodder with Coronavirus.
I know this definitely won’t work but it’s for the memes :p
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
After digesting the empty chimera, I grow the chimeric claws, now fittingly big for my new upscaled body which I maintain by chugging a bit of anti-squarecube-law convenience pills.
I use the claws to claw open the dimensional path for my titanic jelly who has been eating all the cake, dropping the whole titanic slime on top of the godmodder.
KILL HIM. I order the slime.
You carve open a dimensional passage! Can't even have the Godmodder stop you, because he isn't back yet! So, your carving works! That said, at prior scaling, the Jelly only has 90 cakes. Is that an only? It's kind of a lot, but kind of not. (The police are like, 'what'. they spend their turn boggling vacantly at you.)
1. I give up the quest of trying to heal the Godmodder. If I can't heal him I'll destroy his opposition.
2. I cast True Polymorph on the titanic jelly summoned by hungry_visitor to turn it into a boot. If I succeed, I will wear the boot. If I succeed, this is my third action, not the one listed below. If I fail, I do the one listed below.
3. I then cast gate once again, creating a portal between Arcadia and whatever plane we're on.
technically, '1' isn't an action(you can decide things for free), so I'm assuming you spent two actions on the True Polymorph! Your polymorph is partially counterspelled by Hunger For Eggs On Toast in the next post, but you still manage to polymorph part of the Jelly, temporarily converting 35 units of Cake Jelly into a boot! The Jelly isn't entirely contiguous, though, so most of it isn't affected. You then put on the boot! (the next posts response is important to your actions, so you should read it too)
I cast counterspell to foil LeviRocks attempt. Then I notice that it is LeviRocks.
I collect LeviRocks and and turn him into a pair of rock boots with the help of the unique Magic Factory (I am very skilled in collecting any kind of Rocks).
You partially counterspell his attempt! You then collect LeviRocks and turn him into a pair of boots. in the process you lose track of the partial cake jelly boot, which has gone off to who-knows-where. LeviRocks is now a pair of boots. They can still do any action that makes sense as a boot and probably most that don't.
I get out a broom and dustpan and gather up the pieces of . I then hold a nice little funeral for it, say all that classic " was a good , was a wonderful father, brother, and son, also a bit of a sun as well, etc."
After all that, I look around for the Godmodder, hear the magical space voice tell me it will be returning last round, and I throw half a dozen open bear traps on the ground where the Godmodder was last seen.
I then pull a single story sword opening, the logical counter for a tower shield wall, out of my back pocket and toss it at the tower shield wall, in an attempt to somehow neutralize it.
You hold a funeral for . Then you throw 6 open bear traps at the Godmodders last location! You throw your one-story sword opening at the Tower Shield Wall, creating a one-story opening inside the wall! Until the opening is dislodged, you can bypass the wall by going through it!
Action 1: I cast wish on the godmodder for the godmodder to instantly drop to 0 hit points and fail all of his death saves at once.
Action 2: I cast mass healing word on the 6 nearest people to me beside LeviRocks and the godmodder.
Unfortunately, the Godmodder is already immune to the Wish spell due to previous attempts to kill him with it. And also he's arriving this round; he hasn't done it yet. You cast Mass Healing Word with what I assume to be two actions, healing Lyricsdusk to full health and Hunger for Eggs on Toast to Mediocre wounds.
Action 1: I infect the Godmodder with Coronavirus.
I know this definitely won’t work but it’s for the memes :p
Since your post is the last post in the round, the Godmodder returns riding the first rays of sunrise just in time for you to infect him with Coronavirus! Of course, the Godmodders immune system is so effective he'll never show any negative symptoms! Then, Through the power of Corona, the Godmodder infects the Suns Corona, grabs it in one hand, and dons it as a cloak, (temporarily) becoming the Coronamodder! As the Sun rises behind the newly-minted Coronamodder, he touches down on the field, his plasma cloak melting the bear traps (but, since most of the floor is made of diamonds, not the surrounding floor) into useless scrap.
The Mask and Crabs just sorta sit there. The crabs also patch some of themselves up a bit. The Stone chicken lays an egg! The Cake Collector Slime charges at the Coronamodder! but the Coronamodder is too hot! Someone has to cool either the slime or the Coronamodder down, or the Slime will end up- Overcooked! Tatangas and Dragonzamasu idle due to lack of orders! In fact, a lot of entities do this! In the distance, the Waluigis can be heard doing something. There's a repeated striking sound, then... running water? well, it doesn't seem to be affecting the battlefield. Trump Looks up at the Coronamodder. The Coronamodder looks down at Trump, eyes ranging over what he's... accomplished. Due to the tinted windows of the Honey Limo, Trump is able to look at the Coronamodder without going blind or shielding his eyes. The Coronamodder calls Trump, who picks up and starts talking. The following is an approximation of Trumps half of the conversation- The Coronamodders half is invisible due to the brightness, and inaudible due to the crackling constantly emitting from his cloak. Trump: "Hey, long time no see, champ... yes, of course, but the thing you gotta know- the thing you gotta know, really, is that in business, it's all about the risk, y'see- ...no, he's gone. that's exactly the problem, since, you gotta look at it from my point of view here, yeah, this whole deal, it seems like a sure thing, it did. you paying me, me making deals and helping you with this thing you've got going, but- ...yes, it's charged- ...yeah, I understand, champ, but you've really missed the point here. I was getting to it. yeah, so it seemed like this here job, was completely free of risk- you know the kind. but then it turned out things weren't doing so hot, poutine- yeah, you remember poutine- he, well, that thing over there- you see that one, the crooked man covered in shadows? no, not the dead one, the one with sword arms- yep, that's the guy. right odd man he was, he was- he was raving, you know, nonsense about power and souls, probably part of some cult- no fooling? huh. Anyway the thing, you know, that guy, they came right at my prized wall and bulldozed it into the dust, and then they tore right in, right on in, and they brought down that man you hired, poutine, and a great man he was too, you know how he used those poutine-powers? he left people covered in muck and we made a killing, we did indeed, on the markets with his unlimited food, so it's a real shame, a darn shame, that he was killed. Anyway like I've said you've really gotta understand, that this is a lot more risky a venture then you made it out to be, and-" The Coronamodder proceeds to shove even more hella dosh at Trump, silencing his monologue and resecuring his loyalty to their cause.
The Coronamodder swishes his cloak in the non-existent wind, spurring sparks of solar plasma to land in the diamond ground. With a wave of his Coronally-empowered hand, the sparks rise up, becoming Coronal Elementals! Then, related to but not a part of his action, everyone receives a notification. one that, to the historians among you, might be a bit familiar...
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+17 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 4 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 3 Toast III, 5 eggs Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. is a stone chicken. Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Cake Collector Slime, 55 cubic meters of cake. Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 4/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. [·] is Dead, but not forgotten. [AG-Gandalf] 2 Tatanga 10x2 HP, 2x2A Dragonzamasu 5 HP, 50% dodge, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo but not! gleaming!) HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 10/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn). [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x40 HP, Sizzle x 40 !A [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[GM] Coronamodder: 270 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 70% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! LeviRocks: a boot.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
(So, I'm a pair of rock boots wearing a boot that used to be a slime. Nice.)
1. I, confused that I am a sentient pair of boots contemplates what would happen if my boots were split up. I ask the Godmodder to restore me to my former glory, as I was his prime worshiper, and never betrayed him. I'll roll Religion and Persausion to convince him. (Ignore these if they don't make sense) 2923
Nice, I rolled well. Hope that does something.
2. I, as a boot, try to get onto the feet of hungry_visitor. I cast Dimension Door to teleport onto their feet.
I will save my 3rd action.
(Question, are others aware that I, as a pair of boots, are casting spells? Would they be able to counterspell my spells if they don't know that I am casting spells?)
Deciding that I want to continue building up my woodworking skill, I notice two boots appearing. Naturally I put the boots on. As I put them on I notice that they are actually sentient. I regret the absence of
FLEX TAPE®
Which could have helped me to fix the issue of them trying to get off my feet. Instead I want to get my toes to grasp the boots so they don't escape.
I eat Eggs on toast.
I carve a multidimensional salt vending machine out of the wood of the multidimensional World tree Yaggdrasil with my sharp claws, working on my woodworking. Time to increase the healing salt pyramid scheme to multidimensional proportions.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 3: I attempt to stop Qwerty_. I am currently a pair of boots being worn by hungry_visitor, so I will sneakily try to force hungry_visitor to move up to Qwerty_ and decapitate him with a vorpal sword, which I will give a natural 20 to for the attack roll with Portent (which doesn't require any actions)
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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To reduce the progress of the empty chimera, I focus on my natural growth. Normally only growing about a centimeter per year, I accelerate it to growing 200% my current size per second, increasing the distance that the empty chimera has to cross by 200% per second.
chewing, munching, breaking the Chimera.
then swallow ⬤
To aid in hungy boi's quest to devour the chimera, I pull out my stick and shove it down their throat, using it like a ramrod to push the chimera further back into the gaping void that is their gullet.
"Chew on this! Ha! I made a joke! Am I funny yet?"
Then, in an attempt to both fill up and weigh down the empty chimera, my stick's end suddenly flips open and shoots out thousands of tiny ball bearings like miniature bullets, straight into the chimera's mouth.
I then pull my stick out of the Chimera's mouth, give it a quick wipe down, and turn to the gleaming tower shield wall, standing over and guarding trump's limo. I somehow pull off some sort of flying kick with my four legs, attempting to knock the wall down onto trump's limo.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
ACTION 1: I cast a spell that increases the damage the Chimera takes while inside the Hungry Visitor.
ACTION 2: I summon another Tatanga
ACTION 3: I summon... (looks at list of Super Mario Land enemies) ...Dragonzamasu.
Tatanga attacks the Chimera from its spaceship
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
I aid the process of devouring the empty chimera, by channeling my inner empty void, pulling it further in.
I collect rocks.
I use Sans blue telekinesis to pull the empty chimera further down.
I order the prionoids to infect the rest of the law enforcement.
You cast Gate! but... the Godmodder isn't on another Plane. Apparently, they're on the same plane you are now... but you don't know where. Unless you mean the Deity of the same name, in which case you successfully summon the God known as the Godmodder.
Your heal spell fails to target the Godmodder, but additionally, would be unable to serve on that magnitude even if it targetted them; that level of effect on the battle is very difficult, as the Godmodders health is much more valuable then that of an ordinary being. That is, unless you mean the Deity of the same name, in which case you provide them with some healing.
You, similarly to the heal, cannot currently target the Godmodder unless you were referring to the deity of the same name- However, unlike healing, this would be a valid effect if you Could target them.
You cast Wish. The spell starts going haywire. after a few seconds of rapid stuttering, the wish spell summons Levi, son of Jacob, 's corpse, reanimates it into a minor undead, and binds it to a single directive of killing the Godmodder. You are struck by a sense that there is quite possibly no way at all to Force another player to make a given move in this game; only to impose results on them once they make a move.
You increase the distance the Chimera will need to cross! Then you uh.
How are you going to chew the Chimera when you Just kept it from entering your mouth? You don't exactly... have teeth in your throat, Do you?
You then Swallow ⬤, giving it access to the Chimera again.
You join Hunger For Eggs On Toast (who is presently not known as hungry visitor due to being fused with another player who is idle) in shoving the Empty Chimera back down their throat! The Chimera stumbles further down, returning to about where it was before its upward progress last round!
You then rush at the Tower Shield Wall! it's actually attached to the Limo, so instead of knocking it over onto the Limo, you knock the Limo over, doing 20 damage! you hear muffled cursing from inside, but someone in the limo eventually manages to right it. Might've been trump, was probably some guy he hired.
You cast a spell to do that!
You summon another Tatanga! now there are two of them!
You also summon Dragonzamasu! They have half as much health as Tatanga, but have a 50% dodge chance due to the Tamao accompanying them.
You attempt to do four actions! the Chimera-entrapping actions are mildly successful, though you can feel your Eggs On Toast state has faded so they aren't as powerful as before. You also collect 3+4+1+1+4 Rocks.
. The Chimera raises its Claws, glowing red. And they cut forwards. four red trails of light, terminating against 
s sphere. the effect is invisible, but felt regardless. Within 
- there was nothing special at their centre. but now there is nothing around the centre, either. As the Darkness gathered two rounds before enters the gullet somehow, and restates its piece, the sphere that is 
shakes in the air- then falls to the ground. The Darkness gathered already continues unperturbed. 
keeps shaking- and a faint cracking sound issues from within it. When- it was said, that there was nothing special at the centre... That wasn't the whole story. Or it was, but not the way you might think. There is nothing in the centre of 
- including no yellowish stone as it is made of. There is a hole. a crimson emptiness that Takes. Not by 
's choice- but the emptiness wouldn't take No for an answer. It's been growing since then, and now, as 
nears its death, The emptiness within it grows faster. Red cracks snake through its body, chunks of stone falling inwards into that ever-empty hole. The Darkness, still watching, finishes restating its piece, but 
(metaphorically) glares up at it, unwilling. The Darkness scoffs at it. 'This is Destiny.', it says. 'don't try and fight it.'. And in the meantime, The emptiness in 
, the crimson void, grows.
, but the original conception, the single thing; a memory of an idea that no longer is. It wishes to destroy the Chimera. And it sees the path.
sees the path too. More clearly in some ways, but also less. It knows the possibility, but doubts the goal. it has not the same surety of purpose it once did; such is life and growth.
is almost entirely hollow now, hardly holding on- and then the exterior of the sphere cracks, too, and it all falls apart. The crimson emptiness within rushes to rejoin its source- But in the sacrifice of what Was 
, before all this, is a significance and a power, in the growth it forsook and the duality it took on. In one invisible and final struggle, It destroys the Empty Chimera.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
is Dead.
.
Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage! irrelevant!
- Purity embodied.
The Mask of Hungry Visitation is unable to target the Chimera inside Hunger For Eggs On Toast, so it gathers some rocks. 7 + 7 rocks.
The Rock crabs gather another 2+2+5+2+5+5+2 rocks. The chicken is processing its food. The UUE gather 8 rocks.
The ⬤ attacks the Leg. a blazing beam of sunlight issues forth from ⬤, and pierces a hole straight through the Leg. It goes limp. Legs removed!
The Tatangas attack the Empty Chimera from their spaceship! this does scratch damage. The Darkness Given Form sees something in the UUE. With the help of the Ever-shifting enmity, it sneaks past the Bunker, reaches the employees, and destroys them, beyond undeath. Their bodies crumble into nothing.
Trump buys a stick purported to make people smarter, and a lot of other sticks which are actually made of rocks! is he ever going to run out of money? probably not.
The Empty Chimera sits. Well, not exactly sits... it is in a sorta heap, broken legs beneath it. makes it hard to walk, you know. Well, whatever. It uses the elbow of its dragging arm to nudge itself into a more dignified posture. If it could get more legs... but it's too late for that, and it doesn't have that power anyway. Still.
Its Shadow tendril melds down, and entwines around its legs, emulating their function. It stumps forwards. Not towards the exit, but towards...
⬤ Refuses. Not
Still, wearily and uncertainly, it tries. For a purpose it took up duality, or so is its conceit; and that purpose is now. In its duality it forsook progress towards its ideal; one of duality could not be a part of the world it sought to bring. It would sacrifice itself for that ideal, though. And now it will.
Which would be a lot more important and amazing if three or four well-placed actions wouldn't have been able to do the same by this point. Anyway,The Empty Chimera's Claws still exist, but they're no longer attached to its no-longer-existent limbs, so I guess they become an item now. And since this all happened inside Hunger For Eggs On Toast's gullet, I guess they get the claws? And... well, Lyricdusk actually bought one of the claws earlier, so I guess they have one too? yeah, probably.
Due to the death of the Halloween boss, all 'Cursed Appetite' statuses are removed! Due to the order of part death, two of its hidden abilities are skipped! Ever-shifting enmity is too edgy for not-halloween, so it is also removed! The darkness still might owe lyricsdusk, so it's sticking around for a while. Any attempts to mess with the Halloween boss's unique... stuff..., other then using the Claws or a remnant, also becomes somewhat harder. The pumpkin snails still technically exist, but will fade into irrelevance until the "wizard" stops being a purified empty thing. The Empty Chimera wasn't exactly a Shard, so the Godmodder shouldn't take damage from it dying, but... eh, whatever. 2 damage to the Godmodder.
Also, the Godmodder will come back next round, and 100 will exit stasis the round after that, but this next turn is a bit of a breather.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+14 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 4 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
3 Toast III, 4 eggs
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing IV.9 is a stone chicken.
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Unpaid Undead employees 0x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[·]
[AG-Gandalf] 2 Tatanga 10x2 HP, 2x2A
Dragonzamasu 5 HP, 50% dodge, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo! gleaming!)
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 10/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[GM] Godmodder: 270 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 70% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
After digesting the empty chimera, I grow the chimeric claws, now fittingly big for my new upscaled body which I maintain by chugging a bit of anti-squarecube-law convenience pills.
I use the claws to claw open the dimensional path for my titanic jelly who has been eating all the cake, dropping the whole titanic slime on top of the godmodder.
KILL HIM. I order the slime.
1. I give up the quest of trying to heal the Godmodder. If I can't heal her, I'll destroy her opposition.
2. I cast True Polymorph on the titanic jelly summoned by hungry_visitor to turn it into a boot. If I succeed, I will wear the boot. If I succeed, this is my third action, not the one listed below. If I fail, I do the one listed below.
3. I then cast gate once again, creating a portal between Arcadia and whatever plane we're on.
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Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
I cast counterspell to foil LeviRocks attempt. Then I notice that it is LeviRocks.
I collect LeviRocks and and turn him into a pair of rock boots with the help of the unique Magic Factory (I am very skilled in collecting any kind of Rocks).
OOC: What do I do now that o have used all my actions?
You get 3 after every time Joebobobob posts. You have 3 right now.
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I get out a broom and dustpan and gather up the pieces of
. I then hold a nice little funeral for it, say all that classic "
was a good 
, 
was a wonderful father, brother, and son, also a bit of a sun as well, etc."
After all that, I look around for the Godmodder, hear the magical space voice tell me it will be returning last round, and I throw half a dozen open bear traps on the ground where the Godmodder was last seen.
I then pull a single story sword opening, the logical counter for a tower shield wall, out of my back pocket and toss it at the tower shield wall, in an attempt to somehow neutralize it.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: I cast wish on the godmodder for the godmodder to instantly drop to 0 hit points and fail all of his death saves at once.
Action 2: I cast mass healing word on the 6 nearest people to me beside LeviRocks and the godmodder.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
Action 1: I infect the Godmodder with Coronavirus.
I know this definitely won’t work but it’s for the memes :p
You carve open a dimensional passage! Can't even have the Godmodder stop you, because he isn't back yet! So, your carving works! That said, at prior scaling, the Jelly only has 90 cakes. Is that an only? It's kind of a lot, but kind of not.
(The police are like, 'what'. they spend their turn boggling vacantly at you.)
technically, '1' isn't an action(you can decide things for free), so I'm assuming you spent two actions on the True Polymorph! Your polymorph is partially counterspelled by Hunger For Eggs On Toast in the next post, but you still manage to polymorph part of the Jelly, temporarily converting 35 units of Cake Jelly into a boot! The Jelly isn't entirely contiguous, though, so most of it isn't affected.
You then put on the boot!
(the next posts response is important to your actions, so you should read it too)
You partially counterspell his attempt! You then collect LeviRocks and turn him into a pair of boots. in the process you lose track of the partial cake jelly boot, which has gone off to who-knows-where.
LeviRocks is now a pair of boots. They can still do any action that makes sense as a boot and probably most that don't.
Like levi said, you get 3 each time I post.
You hold a funeral for
.
Then you throw 6 open bear traps at the Godmodders last location!
You throw your one-story sword opening at the Tower Shield Wall, creating a one-story opening inside the wall! Until the opening is dislodged, you can bypass the wall by going through it!
Unfortunately, the Godmodder is already immune to the Wish spell due to previous attempts to kill him with it. And also he's arriving this round; he hasn't done it yet.
You cast Mass Healing Word with what I assume to be two actions, healing Lyricsdusk to full health and Hunger for Eggs on Toast to Mediocre wounds.
Since your post is the last post in the round, the Godmodder returns riding the first rays of sunrise just in time for you to infect him with Coronavirus! Of course, the Godmodders immune system is so effective he'll never show any negative symptoms! Then, Through the power of Corona, the Godmodder infects the Suns Corona, grabs it in one hand, and dons it as a cloak, (temporarily) becoming the Coronamodder! As the Sun rises behind the newly-minted Coronamodder, he touches down on the field, his plasma cloak melting the bear traps (but, since most of the floor is made of diamonds, not the surrounding floor) into useless scrap.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
is Dead, but not forgotten.
.
- Purity embodied.
The Mask and Crabs just sorta sit there. The crabs also patch some of themselves up a bit. The Stone chicken lays an egg!
The Cake Collector Slime charges at the Coronamodder! but the Coronamodder is too hot! Someone has to cool either the slime or the Coronamodder down, or the Slime will end up- Overcooked!
Tatangas and Dragonzamasu idle due to lack of orders! In fact, a lot of entities do this!
In the distance, the Waluigis can be heard doing something. There's a repeated striking sound, then... running water? well, it doesn't seem to be affecting the battlefield.
Trump Looks up at the Coronamodder. The Coronamodder looks down at Trump, eyes ranging over what he's... accomplished. Due to the tinted windows of the Honey Limo, Trump is able to look at the Coronamodder without going blind or shielding his eyes. The Coronamodder calls Trump, who picks up and starts talking. The following is an approximation of Trumps half of the conversation- The Coronamodders half is invisible due to the brightness, and inaudible due to the crackling constantly emitting from his cloak.
Trump: "Hey, long time no see, champ... yes, of course, but the thing you gotta know- the thing you gotta know, really, is that in business, it's all about the risk, y'see- ...no, he's gone. that's exactly the problem, since, you gotta look at it from my point of view here, yeah, this whole deal, it seems like a sure thing, it did. you paying me, me making deals and helping you with this thing you've got going, but- ...yes, it's charged- ...yeah, I understand, champ, but you've really missed the point here. I was getting to it. yeah, so it seemed like this here job, was completely free of risk- you know the kind. but then it turned out things weren't doing so hot, poutine- yeah, you remember poutine- he, well, that thing over there- you see that one, the crooked man covered in shadows? no, not the dead one, the one with sword arms- yep, that's the guy. right odd man he was, he was- he was raving, you know, nonsense about power and souls, probably part of some cult- no fooling? huh. Anyway the thing, you know, that guy, they came right at my prized wall and bulldozed it into the dust, and then they tore right in, right on in, and they brought down that man you hired, poutine, and a great man he was too, you know how he used those poutine-powers? he left people covered in muck and we made a killing, we did indeed, on the markets with his unlimited food, so it's a real shame, a darn shame, that he was killed. Anyway like I've said you've really gotta understand, that this is a lot more risky a venture then you made it out to be, and-"
The Coronamodder proceeds to shove even more hella dosh at Trump, silencing his monologue and resecuring his loyalty to their cause.
The Coronamodder swishes his cloak in the non-existent wind, spurring sparks of solar plasma to land in the diamond ground. With a wave of his Coronally-empowered hand, the sparks rise up, becoming Coronal Elementals! Then, related to but not a part of his action, everyone receives a notification. one that, to the historians among you, might be a bit familiar...
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+17 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 4 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
3 Toast III, 5 eggs
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. is a stone chicken.
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Cake Collector Slime, 55 cubic meters of cake.
Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 4/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree.
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[AG-Gandalf] 2 Tatanga 10x2 HP, 2x2A
Dragonzamasu 5 HP, 50% dodge, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo but not! gleaming!)
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 10/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn).
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x40 HP, Sizzle x 40 !A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[GM] Coronamodder: 270 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 70% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
LeviRocks: a boot.
(So, I'm a pair of rock boots wearing a boot that used to be a slime. Nice.)
1. I, confused that I am a sentient pair of boots contemplates what would happen if my boots were split up. I ask the Godmodder to restore me to my former glory, as I was his prime worshiper, and never betrayed him. I'll roll Religion and Persausion to convince him. (Ignore these if they don't make sense) 29 23
Nice, I rolled well. Hope that does something.
2. I, as a boot, try to get onto the feet of hungry_visitor. I cast Dimension Door to teleport onto their feet.
I will save my 3rd action.
(Question, are others aware that I, as a pair of boots, are casting spells? Would they be able to counterspell my spells if they don't know that I am casting spells?)
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Deciding that I want to continue building up my woodworking skill, I notice two boots appearing. Naturally I put the boots on. As I put them on I notice that they are actually sentient. I regret the absence of
FLEX TAPE®
Which could have helped me to fix the issue of them trying to get off my feet. Instead I want to get my toes to grasp the boots so they don't escape.
I eat Eggs on toast.
I carve a multidimensional salt vending machine out of the wood of the multidimensional World tree Yaggdrasil with my sharp claws, working on my woodworking. Time to increase the healing salt pyramid scheme to multidimensional proportions.
Never knew that Corona could be that deadly.
Action 1: I cast wish on the Godmodder to get rid of all his immunities and resistances forever.
Action 2: If I can cast wish again, I will cast wish again to give him vulnerability to every type of damage forever.
Action 3: If I still can cast wish, I cast it again to get rid of his immunity towards conditions forever.
Edit: Its reasonable and one of the example actions for the wish spell so it shouldn’t really fail
Action 3: I attempt to stop Qwerty_. I am currently a pair of boots being worn by hungry_visitor, so I will sneakily try to force hungry_visitor to move up to Qwerty_ and decapitate him with a vorpal sword, which I will give a natural 20 to for the attack roll with Portent (which doesn't require any actions)
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It’s obvious that JOEbobobob wouldn’t want wish to work, so he’ll either make it not work or have a consequence.
Prove me wrong.
Rolling for perception to avoid his attacc: 14
Edit: Damn instant success. I avoid his attacc