(How do entity actions work? I have the chlorine cloud under my control, and the boulder, correct?)
Action 1: I sneeze our an army of norkers under my control.
You may order your entities to do anything which is within their capabilities- for weak entities, this is around a tenth as useful as doing something yourself, and none of your entities are quite at your own power level. However, you do not control the boulder- awakening is a shield, not needed for it to obey HfEoT- and the chlorine cloud is... kind of ambiguous, i guess it can be an entity if you want it to. You also have the ability to order Chippewa as long as you're on the Coronamodder/Godmodder's side, and the meteor swarm you made is an entity too. (All entities act during the End of Round reactions, which is after all player actions.) You sneeze out an army of norkers! They also count as an entity, in case you're wondering. The Coronamodder tosses a few flint axes over to them, and the norkers pick them up, arming themselves before joining the fray.
I teleport towards the nearest orphanage and quickly eat 4 dozen lads with the assistance of my mask. Which activates the Pendant of Gaston.
I point at the angry wenches and ask them: "Who do you think you are? You girls have tangled with the wrong man. No one says no to Hunger For Eggs On Toast. I am ev'ryone's favorite guy. For there's no man in town half as manly perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, di*k or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!", flexing my incredibly thick neck. I spit at the coronamodder to give him ebola.
You teleport to the nearest orphanage. ...this turns out to be the run-down mansion you went to, when you were looking for help being a founder, remember? There isn't a single orphan in sight, sadly; the orphanage this mansion apparently is is far past its prime. Also, if memory serves, it's haunted. As a result of no orphans, you fail to activate the pendant of Gaston. You then tell the angry wrenches that they've tangled with the wrong man. Then you flex your neck. while it of course isn't as incredibly thick as Gastons, the reverberations of this flex still somehow destroy all 3 angry wrenches. You then spit at the Coronamodder! He is, however, perpetually enshrouded in extremely hot flame due to stealing the suns Corona, and so the spit evaporates without hitting him.
Seeing my anti-elves nearly destroyed so quickly, I rig up a portal to the anti-elf dimension with all three of my actions and toss it to the anti elves. It'll create more anti-elves each round, and will be protected as long as the swarm of anti-elves stand.
The anti-elves continue chewing on Chippewa.
Anti-Elves converted into a horde! They will now gain 3 members per round! The portal doesn't have any health on its own, though, so if you want it to you'll need to add another upgrade. orders given!
You throw a Chair? at the GodModder, which is to say, a person who mods video games with gods in them! This clonks them over the head, and knocks them unconscious. The Coronamodder boggles vacantly at such shenanigans- What do you have against the GodModder? his sympathy for the GodModder is so great, in fact, that the Coronamodder heals them into perfect health afterwards.
What's. the. Godmodder's. AC ??? Roll. a. d20. ( with. disadvantage. due. to. your. nonproficiency. in. Throwing. Improvised. weapons. )
...I'm not sure what you're trying to do here. If you're trying to tell them what the result of their action is, well... most of the combat and stuff here runs on a non-standard setup based on action interesting-ness and logic, so you can't tell them the result from math, and I run the game, so...
You manage to make an extremely small portion of chippewa's divinity invulnerable! in order to make the entirety of Chippewas current powers invulnerable, you will need an additional 99 actions, because invulnerability is Really Hard.
Action 2: I put up lots of speakers and start blast ear bleeding music at max volume. Everyone take some psychic or force damage idc
The Coronamodder dodgerolls out of the way! The waluigi you just created runs off to join the others. You preform an attack on everyones ears! The players are all either incapable of hearing, or resilient enough for the damage not to show up in the qualitative player injury system. You do, however, deal 2 damage to more or less every enemy! The Coronamodder is, naturally, exempt. He replaced his ears with a mousetrap, and the mousetrap with a rock, and the rock with an antenna, and the antenna with a frog, and the frog with thirty to fifty feral hogs, and the thirty to fifty feral hogs with a pair of magical ears which can behave like any of the above depending on what's most convenient.
Action 3: I sneeze an oversized coronavirus of CV-19 on Memer_Asriel. By oversized, I mean the whole single virus is the size of a large boulder.
You are unaffected by the song, mostly because you would have been anyway. Anyway, you sneeze a boulder which, if Memer_Asriel were around the size of a standard planet Earth, could conceivably infect them! Due to their not countering and you not altering this action, the boulder crashes into them and inflicts minor wounds!
End of Round Reactions The Hunger For Eggs On Toast-aligned entities basically just idle. Aside from the vending machine, which sells healing salt... and the rock Crustaceans, which engage in a brutal scuffle with the rock crabs, doing 8 damage to them and taking 4 in turn. The Anti-Elves do 11 damage to Chippewa, and new Anti-Elves spawn! not in that order! The Chocolate golem and elementals attack the Coronal Elementals, killing 3! Quartzertron opens its mechanical mouth wide, and fires a passive laser at Andy, the Boulder, and the NaCl and White chocolate elementals, doing 3, 5, 7, and 9 damage, respectively! The power core in its torso thrums dangerously, nearing detonation... Better kill it before then! Chippewa gives all the norkers quality boots, adding to their healthbars! The Coronal Elementals and Blaze Sprites attack the bunker, destroying it in a wave of flame! Flame Beast Bakhal stays back, feeling smug and superior. dark red fire burns across its flesh. The Scorpion attacks the Stone Chicken, doing 44 damage due to their incredibly fragile rocks! The Coronamodder puts one last point intwo Dimensionality, and expends it. Nothing happens! Well, that's weird...
The sky rumbles. The Pyramid Scheme's scope is so great, it's beginning to manifest itself as a tangible object. Silhouetted against the sun, though, that object is difficult to determine the shape of... it floats in the air, but it doesn't seem to be moving with the sun. it should be visible by next turn.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 58+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 31 Rocks x2+17 Rocks x1 Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(8/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 2 Toast III, 4 eggs, 4 Toast I Stone chicken 20 Rocks. fed + toast. processing food I.5 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks! Chicken Tender 34 Rocks Bunker (surrounding M-D VM) DEAD Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Salt Elemental 34 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity) NaCl Elemental, 25 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine. Boulder, 20 Rocks. 7/18 Slumber. [OScorp] Andy Dead rocks, 5A [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 3x3 + 1x8 HP 1x11 Anti-Boot!A Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (0HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round! [OG-Gandalf] Chocolate Golem 15/15 HP, 3A White Chocolate Elementals 5+1 HP, 2x2A Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, ??/?? Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of ???? ?? ?????. Deal with the devil. ???Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ????????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. [AG]Quartzertron 68/70 Torso HP, 38/35 Head HP, 38/40 Leg HP, 8/10 Boot HP. Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg and 5% from Boot! IIIII Power core detonate. [AG-LeviRocks] Chippewa, he of boots and cobblers 27/50 HP, Divine Acts!A Meteor Swarm, 8 meteors, 2A. Norker Army 3x9 HP, 1x9A (all wield axes!) [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x5 +1x1 HP, Sizzle x 6 !A Blaze Sprites 5x8+3x1 HP, Embersx9!A Flame Beast Bakhal 88/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG] The Scorpion. 8/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 4/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 99 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2 /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! minor wounds (will clear via rest in 5!)! LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds! Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished. Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
Action 1: I solidify all my entities into an ooze now named "Chippewooze," which is also part chlorine gas, because of some reason I don't want to make up right now.
Action 2: I dissassemble the kneecap that WoobyDoobyDoo just reassembled. I don't know why they did that, but I feel the need to undo it.
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It does work. I am a pair of boots, as a matter of fact. Let's just say I use mind powers to do it. I am now a psychic pair of boots that worships the Godmodder.
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I add a stabilization device to the portal, making sure it doesn't dissipate unless the device is destroyed(giving it HP).
I then scrape up the remnants of the Coronamodder's Kneecap and pull out a needle and thread.
I begin to reassemble the kneecap.
You grant the portal an additional 20 HP! You then begin to reassemble the Coronamodder's Kneecap, which is to say the small hat they once wore on their knee! By the end of the action, you have succeeded! You now have 1 Kneecap! except Levirocks disassembles it. So you have one disassembled kneecap.
Action 1: I solidify all my entities into an ooze now named "Chippewooze," which is also part chlorine gas, because of some reason I don't want to make up right now.
Action 2: I dissassemble the kneecap that WoobyDoobyDoo just reassembled. I don't know why they did that, but I feel the need to undo it.
you fuse your remaining entities! You then dissassemble the Kneecap.
Action 2: I cast Wall of Force as a hemispheric dome centered on me with nothing inside of it
Action 3: I take a rest, trying to heal my minor wounds (and request to be labeled as ambivalent)
You create a Wall Of Force around yourself, and fully heal your minor wounds! I guess I was a bit unclear there- the wounds clearing 'via rest' was meant to indicate that due to your well-rested status, the wounds would eventually heal on their own, not a need for 5 rounds of rest, but hey, you're healed now! You are also labeled as [A].
I cast magic missile and the godmodder takes two damage
you cast magic missile. However, the Deity by the name of 'Godmodder' is not in range of your magical missiles, and the being formerly known as the Godmodder is currently known as the Coronamodder. It is still possible the Godmodder takes 2 damage in this time frame, but it's not very likely.
EoRR
The Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast throws Quartzertron into the Blaze Sprites, doing (1d40=12) damage to Quartzertrons leg, (1d40=32) damage to their torso, and 1d40=2 damage to the Blaze Sprites. However, Quartzertron's torso isn't quite ready to detonate yet, so it doesn't explode. The rest of the other entities are largely idle. Boulder specifically has its Slumber expend unwillingly to force the Earth Pelican to sleep. The Anti-Elves attack the Boot, destroying it, and do a further 6 damage to Chippewooze. Quartzertron passively lasers the chocolate golem to death and does 4 damage to the Anti-elves, killing 2 of them! Chippewooze spins the meteors it is partially composed of around itself, then blesses itself with the blessing of boot. this heals it for 10 HP! The Coronal Elementals attack the white chocolate elementals, killing them! The Blaze Sprites stand before Flame Beast Bakhal, the corrupt Beasts flames pouring over its shoulders and claws, and saturating the sprites with dark red fire, converting them into Nether Blazes, not unlike the ones commonly known from minecraft. Except these are bloodred. The Scorpion attacks the Toast Tree, depleting much of its awakening.
The Pyramid Scheme Manifestation floats down from the sun, trailing sparks of golden fire. Now that you can look at it directly, the shape is as clear as it is intuitively understandable: A triangle. The Triangular manifestation, which is also alive, opens an eye, which it apparently only has one, and fades into a rather famous form- a Triangular figure, but now one of golden brickwork, a bowtie and a top hat among their personal effects. four-fingered hands and a perpetual glow. They float all the way down to the ground, and point one hand at a nearby Grook, plucking its beak off telekinetically. They toss it up, catch it, and start juggling the beak between their hands, duplicate beaks going flying on different trajectories and transforming into miniature copies of the figure midair ever few throws, the duplicate figures flying off into the Multidimensional vending machine in a steady stream. Maybe it's some kind of advanced pyramid scheme expansion technique? Probably only available to the clinically insane or something.
The Coronamodder watches the Triangular figure closely. Perhaps suspiciously. After a rather one-sided sort of staring contest, The Coronamodder starts a new charge named T-1.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 58+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (0/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crabs 31 Rocks x2+17 Rocks x1 Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(1/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 2 Toast III, 4 eggs, 4 Toast I Stone chicken 20 Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.8 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks! Chicken Tender 34 Rocks Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Salt Elemental 34 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity) NaCl Elemental, 25 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine. Boulder, 20 Rocks. 2/18 Slumber. [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 3x5 + 1x7 HP 1x12 Anti-Boot!A Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round! [OG-Gandalf] Chocolate Golem 15/15 HP, 3A White Chocolate Elementals 0 HP, 2x0A Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Quartzertron 36/70 Torso HP, 38/35 Head HP, 26/40 Leg HP, . Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg! IIIII Power core detonate. [AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze 48/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x5 +1x1 HP, Sizzle x 6 !A Nether Blazes 6.6x8+2x1 HP, Flame Volleyx9!A Flame Beast Bakhal 88/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG] The Scorpion. 8/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 4/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ????????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/3 T-1 Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 121 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Force Dome (2A)! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds! Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished. Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
I get a bucket load of flex tape and cover the Coronamodder with flex tape. Then I pull of all the FLEX TAPE while screaming ‘NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE’
Action 2
I go invisible and backstab the Corona Modder with the “spy’s knife from TF2”
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I’m not even opposing the Godmodder though...
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You may order your entities to do anything which is within their capabilities- for weak entities, this is around a tenth as useful as doing something yourself, and none of your entities are quite at your own power level. However, you do not control the boulder- awakening is a shield, not needed for it to obey HfEoT- and the chlorine cloud is... kind of ambiguous, i guess it can be an entity if you want it to. You also have the ability to order Chippewa as long as you're on the Coronamodder/Godmodder's side, and the meteor swarm you made is an entity too.
(All entities act during the End of Round reactions, which is after all player actions.)
You sneeze out an army of norkers! They also count as an entity, in case you're wondering. The Coronamodder tosses a few flint axes over to them, and the norkers pick them up, arming themselves before joining the fray.
You teleport to the nearest orphanage.
...this turns out to be the run-down mansion you went to, when you were looking for help being a founder, remember? There isn't a single orphan in sight, sadly; the orphanage this mansion apparently is is far past its prime. Also, if memory serves, it's haunted. As a result of no orphans, you fail to activate the pendant of Gaston.
You then tell the angry wrenches that they've tangled with the wrong man. Then you flex your neck. while it of course isn't as incredibly thick as Gastons, the reverberations of this flex still somehow destroy all 3 angry wrenches.
You then spit at the Coronamodder! He is, however, perpetually enshrouded in extremely hot flame due to stealing the suns Corona, and so the spit evaporates without hitting him.
You summon a Chocolate Golem, with white chocolate elementals for minions!
Anti-Elves converted into a horde! They will now gain 3 members per round! The portal doesn't have any health on its own, though, so if you want it to you'll need to add another upgrade.
orders given!
You throw a Chair? at the GodModder, which is to say, a person who mods video games with gods in them! This clonks them over the head, and knocks them unconscious. The Coronamodder boggles vacantly at such shenanigans- What do you have against the GodModder? his sympathy for the GodModder is so great, in fact, that the Coronamodder heals them into perfect health afterwards.
You do so! You have now written a book of unspecified length!
...I'm not sure what you're trying to do here. If you're trying to tell them what the result of their action is, well... most of the combat and stuff here runs on a non-standard setup based on action interesting-ness and logic, so you can't tell them the result from math, and I run the game, so...
You manage to make an extremely small portion of chippewa's divinity invulnerable! in order to make the entirety of Chippewas current powers invulnerable, you will need an additional 99 actions, because invulnerability is Really Hard.
The Coronamodder dodgerolls out of the way! The waluigi you just created runs off to join the others.
You preform an attack on everyones ears! The players are all either incapable of hearing, or resilient enough for the damage not to show up in the qualitative player injury system. You do, however, deal 2 damage to more or less every enemy! The Coronamodder is, naturally, exempt. He replaced his ears with a mousetrap, and the mousetrap with a rock, and the rock with an antenna, and the antenna with a frog, and the frog with thirty to fifty feral hogs, and the thirty to fifty feral hogs with a pair of magical ears which can behave like any of the above depending on what's most convenient.
you are indeed fine, albeit for reasons entirely unrelated to my newfound knowledge that you love listening to songs at max volume.
You are unaffected by the song, mostly because you would have been anyway. Anyway, you sneeze a boulder which, if Memer_Asriel were around the size of a standard planet Earth, could conceivably infect them! Due to their not countering and you not altering this action, the boulder crashes into them and inflicts minor wounds!
End of Round Reactions
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
.
- Purity embodied.
The Hunger For Eggs On Toast-aligned entities basically just idle. Aside from the vending machine, which sells healing salt... and the rock Crustaceans, which engage in a brutal scuffle with the rock crabs, doing 8 damage to them and taking 4 in turn.
The Anti-Elves do 11 damage to Chippewa, and new Anti-Elves spawn! not in that order!
The Chocolate golem and elementals attack the Coronal Elementals, killing 3!
Quartzertron opens its mechanical mouth wide, and fires a passive laser at Andy, the Boulder, and the NaCl and White chocolate elementals, doing 3, 5, 7, and 9 damage, respectively! The power core in its torso thrums dangerously, nearing detonation... Better kill it before then!
Chippewa gives all the norkers quality boots, adding to their healthbars!
The Coronal Elementals and Blaze Sprites attack the bunker, destroying it in a wave of flame!
Flame Beast Bakhal stays back, feeling smug and superior. dark red fire burns across its flesh.
The Scorpion attacks the Stone Chicken, doing 44 damage due to their incredibly fragile rocks!
The Coronamodder puts one last point intwo Dimensionality, and expends it. Nothing happens! Well, that's weird...
The sky rumbles. The Pyramid Scheme's scope is so great, it's beginning to manifest itself as a tangible object. Silhouetted against the sun, though, that object is difficult to determine the shape of... it floats in the air, but it doesn't seem to be moving with the sun. it should be visible by next turn.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 58+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 31 Rocks x2+17 Rocks x1
Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(8/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
2 Toast III, 4 eggs, 4 Toast I
Stone chicken 20 Rocks. fed + toast. processing food I.5 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks!
Chicken Tender 34 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding M-D VM) DEAD Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!Salt Elemental 34 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity)
NaCl Elemental, 25 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine.
Boulder, 20 Rocks. 7/18 Slumber.
[OScorp] Andy Dead rocks, 5A
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 3x3 + 1x8 HP 1x11 Anti-Boot!A
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (0HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
[OG-Gandalf] Chocolate Golem 15/15 HP, 3A
White Chocolate Elementals 5+1 HP, 2x2A
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, ??/?? Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of ???? ?? ?????. Deal with the devil. ???Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ????????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
[AG] Quartzertron 68/70 Torso HP, 38/35 Head HP, 38/40 Leg HP, 8/10 Boot HP. Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg and 5% from Boot! IIIII Power core detonate.
[AG-LeviRocks] Chippewa, he of boots and cobblers 27/50 HP, Divine Acts!A
Meteor Swarm, 8 meteors, 2A.
Norker Army 3x9 HP, 1x9A (all wield axes!)
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x5 +1x1 HP, Sizzle x 6 !A
Blaze Sprites 5x8+3x1 HP, Embersx9!A
Flame Beast Bakhal 88/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] The Scorpion. 8/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 4/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 99 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2 /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! minor wounds (will clear via rest in 5!)!
LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds!
Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
I aim at the entities of LeviRocks and use my right for all his assets. This liquidates the entities.
I drink the entity liquid like a protein shake.
I collect rocks.
Mask throw the Quarzertron into its allies to make a big boom happen.
I add a stabilization device to the portal, making sure it doesn't dissipate unless the device is destroyed(giving it HP).
I then scrape up the remnants of the Coronamodder's Kneecap and pull out a needle and thread.
I begin to reassemble the kneecap.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: I solidify all my entities into an ooze now named "Chippewooze," which is also part chlorine gas, because of some reason I don't want to make up right now.
Action 2: I dissassemble the kneecap that WoobyDoobyDoo just reassembled. I don't know why they did that, but I feel the need to undo it.
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(aren't you a... boot? How does that work?)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: I grind a clear gemstone (see action 2)
Action 2: I cast Wall of Force as a hemispheric dome centered on me with nothing inside of it
Action 3: I take a rest, trying to heal my minor wounds (and request to be labeled as ambivalent)
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[A]
It does work. I am a pair of boots, as a matter of fact. Let's just say I use mind powers to do it. I am now a psychic pair of boots that worships the Godmodder.
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Lovely.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Ok, so now what?
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[A]
Action 3: I intercept Memer_Asriel's attempt to rest, annoying them to the point that they cannot heal at all.
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I cast magic missile and the godmodder takes two damage
"If you ever ask a wizard to list the books they've read recently, prepare to be there for a solid week. " - Original.
Grammar Cult
Bow down to Cats! (Cult of Cats)
As I have noted before, loud music doesn’t affect me, so I can sleep with sound
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[A]
I didn't say it was loud magic, that isn't what I'm doing, someone else did that. I just annoy you to the point that you don't get any sleep.
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You manage to liquidate 6 norkers, despite them not in fact being assets! You then... drink them. ok?
You collect 5+3+5+5+4=22 Rocks! Entity ordered!
You grant the portal an additional 20 HP! You then begin to reassemble the Coronamodder's Kneecap, which is to say the small hat they once wore on their knee! By the end of the action, you have succeeded! You now have 1 Kneecap! except Levirocks disassembles it. So you have one disassembled kneecap.
you fuse your remaining entities! You then dissassemble the Kneecap.
You create a Wall Of Force around yourself, and fully heal your minor wounds! I guess I was a bit unclear there- the wounds clearing 'via rest' was meant to indicate that due to your well-rested status, the wounds would eventually heal on their own, not a need for 5 rounds of rest, but hey, you're healed now! You are also labeled as [A].
now the game updates, as it has now been 4 days, the standard gap between updates.
You attempt to do this! However, Memer_Asriel is inside a wall of force, and you later clarified you aren't using sound, so your attempt fails.
you cast magic missile. However, the Deity by the name of 'Godmodder' is not in range of your magical missiles, and the being formerly known as the Godmodder is currently known as the Coronamodder. It is still possible the Godmodder takes 2 damage in this time frame, but it's not very likely.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
.
- Purity embodied.
EoRR
The Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast throws Quartzertron into the Blaze Sprites, doing (1d40=12) damage to Quartzertrons leg, (1d40=32) damage to their torso, and 1d40=2 damage to the Blaze Sprites. However, Quartzertron's torso isn't quite ready to detonate yet, so it doesn't explode.
The rest of the other entities are largely idle. Boulder specifically has its Slumber expend unwillingly to force the Earth Pelican to sleep. The Anti-Elves attack the Boot, destroying it, and do a further 6 damage to Chippewooze.
Quartzertron passively lasers the chocolate golem to death and does 4 damage to the Anti-elves, killing 2 of them!
Chippewooze spins the meteors it is partially composed of around itself, then blesses itself with the blessing of boot. this heals it for 10 HP! The Coronal Elementals attack the white chocolate elementals, killing them! The Blaze Sprites stand before Flame Beast Bakhal, the corrupt Beasts flames pouring over its shoulders and claws, and saturating the sprites with dark red fire, converting them into Nether Blazes, not unlike the ones commonly known from minecraft. Except these are bloodred.
The Scorpion attacks the Toast Tree, depleting much of its awakening.
The Pyramid Scheme Manifestation floats down from the sun, trailing sparks of golden fire. Now that you can look at it directly, the shape is as clear as it is intuitively understandable: A triangle. The Triangular manifestation, which is also alive, opens an eye, which it apparently only has one, and fades into a rather famous form- a Triangular figure, but now one of golden brickwork, a bowtie and a top hat among their personal effects. four-fingered hands and a perpetual glow. They float all the way down to the ground, and point one hand at a nearby Grook, plucking its beak off telekinetically. They toss it up, catch it, and start juggling the beak between their hands, duplicate beaks going flying on different trajectories and transforming into miniature copies of the figure midair ever few throws, the duplicate figures flying off into the Multidimensional vending machine in a steady stream. Maybe it's some kind of advanced pyramid scheme expansion technique? Probably only available to the clinically insane or something.
The Coronamodder watches the Triangular figure closely. Perhaps suspiciously. After a rather one-sided sort of staring contest, The Coronamodder starts a new charge named T-1.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 58+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (0/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crabs 31 Rocks x2+17 Rocks x1
Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(1/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
2 Toast III, 4 eggs, 4 Toast I
Stone chicken 20 Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.8 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks!
Chicken Tender 34 Rocks
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!Salt Elemental 34 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity)
NaCl Elemental, 25 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine.
Boulder, 20 Rocks. 2/18 Slumber.
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 3x5 + 1x7 HP 1x12 Anti-Boot!A
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
[OG-Gandalf] Chocolate Golem 15/15 HP, 3A
White Chocolate Elementals 0 HP, 2x0A
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Quartzertron 36/70 Torso HP, 38/35 Head HP, 26/40 Leg HP, . Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg! IIIII Power core detonate.
[AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze 48/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x5 +1x1 HP, Sizzle x 6 !A
Nether Blazes 6.6x8+2x1 HP, Flame Volleyx9!A
Flame Beast Bakhal 88/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] The Scorpion. 8/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 4/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ????????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/3 T-1
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 121 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Force Dome (2A)! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds!
Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
Action 1:
I get a bucket load of flex tape and cover the Coronamodder with flex tape. Then I pull of all the FLEX TAPE while screaming ‘NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE’
Action 2
I go invisible and backstab the Corona Modder with the “spy’s knife from TF2”
Action 3
I summon dark soul bosses to rain havoc
Action 1: I roll all of my dice to see what I get. 143
Action 2: I dispel the Wall of Force
Action 3: I invite everyone to a yoga class
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[A]
I collect rocks
I collect rocks
I collect rocks
I reassemble the kneecap and place it upon my head, thereby gaining style points. Epic.
I then take it off my head and add a sharp metal ring to its brim.
Finally, I throw it at the horde of AG troops, and it ricochets between them, dealing damage to several of them.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."