The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It's truly ridiculous. --Charles Bukowski
Action 3: I consecrate the Temple to the Godmodder. Its official name shall be "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder", and shan't be referred to anything less than this full statement. (You must use the full name whenever you talk about it, or you will be smote by the Godmodder. You can't just call it "The Temple" or the "Godmodder's Temple". You must always call it "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder")
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Heeding a call from across time and space, a great giant of darkness emerges. Its size dwarfs any mere human, with them being lucky to reach its knees. The lumbering giant looks upon the field with yellow eyes nearly obscured by hair and scarf that are made out of the same thing as its flesh - darkness of the heart made manifest.
In its pure malevolence, it reaches out, and summons from the depths of darkness...
A single furby. It chirps and coos, but seems mostly useless.
There is a pause.
The Darkside tilts its head. It seems the furby was not what it was calling, but it has its interest none the less. And so it finally deigns to raise a finger in its next summoning attempt.
This time, it's a Furby with a Rocker Hairdo. At first it seems like the first, its eyes twitching this way and that.
The difference is immediately made manifest the second it opens its mouth.
"FEED ME!"
The sheer sonic power of its shrill voice causes immediate damage to the Coronal Elementals. As they writhe in pain from its voice, the Darkside is pleased.
A mistake their creation may have been, but it was a beneficial one. And so the Darkness of the Realm of Darkness, wherein Kingdom Hearts - the heart of all worlds - lies, makes its first move.
Actions Summary:
Special Free(?) Action - Join CtG for an unseen benefit elsewhere.
Action 1 - Summon an Furby.
Action 2 + 3 - Summon a Furby with a painfully loud voicebox (Name is Rocker Furby for simplicity).
Entity Orders:
Furby - Iunno, bodyblock for Rocker Furby? What CAN you do?
I get a bucket load of flex tape and cover the Coronamodder with flex tape. Then I pull of all the FLEX TAPE while screaming ‘NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE’
Action 2
I go invisible and backstab the Corona Modder with the “spy’s knife from TF2”
Action 3
I summon dark soul bosses to rain havoc
The Coronamodder gasps! With the indestructible Flex Tape everywhere, his Corona is smothered, and goes out! He becomes... The Godmodder! again! You fail to backstab the Coronamodder as, due to your above action, there is no such thing. what a shame. You summon a dark soul boss.
You roll a bunch of dice. Ok? You then dispel your wall of force and invite everyone to a yoga class. Dispelling the Wall was actually a free action, so your Yoga Class gets extra power into it.
I reassemble the kneecap and place it upon my head, thereby gaining style points. Epic.
I then take it off my head and add a sharp metal ring to its brim.
Finally, I throw it at the horde of AG troops, and it ricochets between them, dealing damage to several of them.
You put on the kneecap, gaining 1 Style Point! Then you add a sharp metal ring, causing it to slightly increase the power of attacks! You then do 6 damage to Quartzertron, kill a nether blaze, do 6 more damage to quartzertron, and kill a Coronal Elemental!
I attempt to determine if this triangular figure is, indeed, Bill Cypher, and whose side it/he is on.
I attend Asriel's yoga class.
Once everyone who is going to attend is there, I cast a wall of force around the yoga class to protect us.
orders given. You begin to scrutinise the triangular figure. Since yellow text on a white background looks terrible, the rest of this description will be an image which is perpetually on blue fire and/or bordered with blue. It would all be Blue Fire, but drawing Blue Fire is boring and takes annoyingly large amounts of time. ...Huh. Do you take the Furby? Anyway, you attend the Yoga Class, and set up a new wall of force around it! You also now have a Pink mushroom covered in eyes with a crab arm and a tentacle holding a knife.
Action 3: I consecrate the Temple to the Godmodder. Its official name shall be "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder", and shan't be referred to anything less than this full statement. (You must use the full name whenever you talk about it, or you will be smote by the Godmodder. You can't just call it "The Temple" or the "Godmodder's Temple". You must always call it "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder")
You attempt to bless the temple to smite anyone who talks about it. as such...
Heeding a call from across time and space, a great giant of darkness emerges. Its size dwarfs any mere human, with them being lucky to reach its knees. The lumbering giant looks upon the field with yellow eyes nearly obscured by hair and scarf that are made out of the same thing as its flesh - darkness of the heart made manifest.
In its pure malevolence, it reaches out, and summons from the depths of darkness...
A single furby. It chirps and coos, but seems mostly useless.
There is a pause.
The Darkside tilts its head. It seems the furby was not what it was calling, but it has its interest none the less. And so it finally deigns to raise a finger in its next summoning attempt.
This time, it's a Furby with a Rocker Hairdo. At first it seems like the first, its eyes twitching this way and that.
The difference is immediately made manifest the second it opens its mouth.
"FEED ME!"
The sheer sonic power of its shrill voice causes immediate damage to the Coronal Elementals. As they writhe in pain from its voice, the Darkside is pleased.
A mistake their creation may have been, but it was a beneficial one. And so the Darkness of the Realm of Darkness, wherein Kingdom Hearts - the heart of all worlds - lies, makes its first move.
Actions Summary:
Special Free(?) Action - Join CtG for an unseen benefit elsewhere.
Action 1 - Summon an Furby.
Action 2 + 3 - Summon a Furby with a painfully loud voicebox (Name is Rocker Furby for simplicity).
Entity Orders:
Furby - Iunno, bodyblock for Rocker Furby? What CAN you do?
Rocker Furby - Attack the Coronal Elementals
You join the game! You summon a Furby! You summon another Furby. EoRR without orders, most of the entities on the field idle. The Chocolate forces- meaning just the golem, really- do have orders, so it attacks Quartzertron! 3 damage. The Rocker Furby yells at the Coronal Elementals, killing 2 and doing 1 damage to a third! The Anti-Elves, with their monofocus on boot destruction, also do 15 more damage to Chippewooze!
Though damaged, Quartzertron is still intact, and activates Power Core Detonate. Magic crackles over its torso, pouring into its power core. Cracks start showing all over, and it falls down as its one leg begins to fall apart, but it's too late. It aims its passive laser into itself, and that last bit is too much for the core, causing it to detonate. Violently. The Fireball that engulfs it destroys the remains of the Force Wall around the Yoga Class, though the class itself is uninterrupted, and kills the Chocolate Golem. Shrapnel and chunks of white-glowing material go flying everywhere, killing the Toast Tree, a Rock Crab, the Boulder, 9 Anti-Elves (mostly injured ones), and doing 23 damage to the Kittenish Pelican, Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast, and would do the same to the Anti-Elf dimensional portal, but it's immune to damage while the elves live. The Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast... it doesn't... Take Any Damage! M. of H.Visit dodges by a hairs breath [23] Is this thing Ever going to die? whatever. Chipewooze empowers The Temples consecration! the Coronal Elementals attack the Multidimensional Vending Machine for 3 damage! to its Awakened bar, which promptly regenerates. The Nether Blazes send a volley of fireballs at the Furbies, doing 12 damage to the Furby (which bodyguarded Rocker Furby as requested). Bakhal corrupts the soul of the Dark Souls Boss in flames of conflict, causing them to become a Pinnacle Infernal Spirit. The Scorpion suddenly realises that since it is equal and opposite to the Thornbeast, and the Thornbeast is dead and presumably in some afterlife, it must be alive and in some prelife! which is to say, it has yet to be born! It pops out of existance in a puff of pure 'logic', doing 20 damage to the Vending Machine's awakening in the process, somehow. Bill Cipher turns into a shadow and glides into the Salt and NaCl elementals minds. After a few seconds of both twitching, they both flare up with blue fire, then walk over to join His side, and Bill glides back out. He hasn't let up on the juggling, though; copies continue to stream into the portal at a steady rate. Finally, they extend a hand towards the Godmodder, as though to shake. The Godmodder ignores them, and puts another point in T-1.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (0/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crabs 31 Rocks x2 Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, DEAD/10 HP, Awakened(1/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 2 Toast III, 4 eggs, 4 Toast I Stone chicken 20 Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.8 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks! Chicken Tender 34 Rocks Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (10/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Salt Elemental 34 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity) NaCl Elemental, 25 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine. Boulder, DEAD Rocks. 2/18 Slumber. [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 3x6 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round! [OG-Gandalf] Chocolate Golem DEAD/15 HP, 3A Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H- Alastair]Furby 8/20 HP Rocker Furby 20/20 HP, 5A [AG]Quartzertron Explodinated! [AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze 33/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x2 +2x1 HP, Sizzle x 3 !A Nether Blazes 6.6x7+2x1 HP, Flame Volleyx8!A Flame Beast Bakhal 88/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 30/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. [AG-Aldrek] Temple-ow!- and Shrine of the Godmodder 20/20 HP. Smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG] The Scorpion. pre-birthd'd. [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x27 HP, 100 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 16/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 2/3 T-1 Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 167 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds! prepared fireball. Qwerty : Minor wounds! no longer banished. Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom.
The Darkside, pleased at its summons, decides to put a bit more focus and care into its latest one. Its full, undivided attention.
As it reaches for a Furby suitable for its purposes, there is only one desire on its mind. The only desire that the Darkside could ever have.
Hearts. Evermore hearts. Perhaps these beings could bring it hearts?
It found plenty with the exact same desire, for their cries all echoed out for hearts to collect from their victims. It chose one that seemed more vicious than the rest.
Upon bringing it forth it immediately disappeared from the Darkside's sight. It blinked. When it realized it couldn't even *sense* the furby, it slowly turned its head from side to side, an unsettling feeling residing in the heat shaped cavity in its chest.
It then found the Furby had reappeared as suddenly as it had vanished. And gripped within its short beak...
A physical heart. And a weak one that dissolved away at that.
The Darkside was disappointed. It seemed these creatures were not as interested in the hearts it sought - the root of souls, feeling, personality, light, and darkness. Still, it would serve as a good minion to stir up terror and suffering. For simplicity's sake, this Furby shall be known as the Heart Furby.
Favoring neither side and seeking terror only, the Pureblood Heartless sends its minions to attack. Specifically, both of them attack the same group with their 5 A normal attacks:
The OG's Anti-Elves. With their low HP, they should die in droves.
Actions Summary:
Focused Action (All 3) - Create the Heart Furby, with 1 Action's worth of HP, 1 worth of ATK, and 1 worth of Heart(Physical) Collection at a rate of 1 per 4 turns/rounds/updates
If it hits you become derp and have an int and charismatic score of 1. Have fun trying to appease the Godmodder with a -5 penalty to checks and the effects of Feeblemind. Have fun :p
The Dark Soul boss I summoned last round sprays fire at the Godmodder and his accomplices.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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My chocolate forces attack Quartzertron.
I attempt to determine if this triangular figure is, indeed, Bill Cypher, and whose side it/he is on.
I attend Asriel's yoga class.
Once everyone who is going to attend is there, I cast a wall of force around the yoga class to protect us.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
1. I attend the yoga class as a pair of boots.
2. I cast Delayed Fireball (without anyone's knowledge) once the wall of force is up, hiding the bead in my insole.
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I set up a Shrine and Temple so that not just LeviRocks can praise the GodModder
"A Jack Of All Trades is a master of none"
'That's why I hate Bards'
Hearing of this (don't ask me how), I teleport into the Temple and promptly get overwhelmed with the power and awesomeness of the GodModder.
I then change from [OG] to [AG].
Finally, I ask AldrekStormcloak what I can do to assist the GodModder.
[AG]
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It's truly ridiculous. --Charles Bukowski
Action 3: I consecrate the Temple to the Godmodder. Its official name shall be "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder", and shan't be referred to anything less than this full statement. (You must use the full name whenever you talk about it, or you will be smote by the Godmodder. You can't just call it "The Temple" or the "Godmodder's Temple". You must always call it "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder")
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[A]
The answer to any unrealistic scenario in D&D. "Magic, I guess?"
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Magic I guess? LOL
I like female super heroes(although Im a boy in reality)
666, 69, 13, 21, 6, 9, 101
"A Jack Of All Trades is a master of none"
'That's why I hate Bards' AldrekStormcloak said this & i agree
Actually, does charging still exist? Or has something stopped it while I’ve been gone?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
For delayed fireball you need to use hand gestures, and since you are a boot you can’t do that.
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[A]
im back
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
also i nuke the godmodder
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
No, he said that my spells can use somatic components, even though I'm a pair of boots.
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I serve the Coronamodder toast, ensuring I have a mask and gloves on to not get sickened.
Nothing suspicious going on here, just continue on.
Heeding a call from across time and space, a great giant of darkness emerges. Its size dwarfs any mere human, with them being lucky to reach its knees. The lumbering giant looks upon the field with yellow eyes nearly obscured by hair and scarf that are made out of the same thing as its flesh - darkness of the heart made manifest.
In its pure malevolence, it reaches out, and summons from the depths of darkness...
A single furby. It chirps and coos, but seems mostly useless.
There is a pause.
The Darkside tilts its head. It seems the furby was not what it was calling, but it has its interest none the less. And so it finally deigns to raise a finger in its next summoning attempt.
This time, it's a Furby with a Rocker Hairdo. At first it seems like the first, its eyes twitching this way and that.
The difference is immediately made manifest the second it opens its mouth.
"FEED ME!"
The sheer sonic power of its shrill voice causes immediate damage to the Coronal Elementals. As they writhe in pain from its voice, the Darkside is pleased.
A mistake their creation may have been, but it was a beneficial one. And so the Darkness of the Realm of Darkness, wherein Kingdom Hearts - the heart of all worlds - lies, makes its first move.
Actions Summary:
Special Free(?) Action - Join CtG for an unseen benefit elsewhere.
Action 1 - Summon an Furby.
Action 2 + 3 - Summon a Furby with a painfully loud voicebox (Name is Rocker Furby for simplicity).
Entity Orders:
Furby - Iunno, bodyblock for Rocker Furby? What CAN you do?
Rocker Furby - Attack the Coronal Elementals
The Coronamodder gasps! With the indestructible Flex Tape everywhere, his Corona is smothered, and goes out! He becomes... The Godmodder! again!
You fail to backstab the Coronamodder as, due to your above action, there is no such thing. what a shame.
You summon a dark soul boss.
You roll a bunch of dice. Ok?
You then dispel your wall of force and invite everyone to a yoga class. Dispelling the Wall was actually a free action, so your Yoga Class gets extra power into it.
You collect 4+1+2+3+3+2+4+5+2+3+3+5+1+4+4 = 46 Rocks!
You put on the kneecap, gaining 1 Style Point! Then you add a sharp metal ring, causing it to slightly increase the power of attacks! You then do 6 damage to Quartzertron, kill a nether blaze, do 6 more damage to quartzertron, and kill a Coronal Elemental!
orders given.
You begin to scrutinise the triangular figure. Since yellow text on a white background looks terrible, the rest of this description will be an image which is perpetually on blue fire and/or bordered with blue. It would all be Blue Fire, but drawing Blue Fire is boring and takes annoyingly large amounts of time.
...Huh. Do you take the Furby? Anyway, you attend the Yoga Class, and set up a new wall of force around it! You also now have a Pink mushroom covered in eyes with a crab arm and a tentacle holding a knife.
you leave Wooby's feet and attend Yoga Class! you also create a delayed fireball inside yourself.
You create a shrine!
you declare yourself AG!
You attempt to bless the temple to smite anyone who talks about it. as such...
LeviRocks's consecration attacks you and bounces off the Wall Of Force from Gandalf! it then mostly runs out of power, but the wall is very damaged.
It still exists, yeah. Same form as before- I'm pretty sure chargequests were a thing before you left, right? so no changes since then on the charges.
You heat the Godmodder with microwaves! he thanks you, as he was indeed feeling slightly chilly without his Corona.
There's no Coronamodder to be found! how bizarre! you keep the toast to yourself.
You join the game! You summon a Furby! You summon another Furby.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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- Purity embodied.
EoRR
without orders, most of the entities on the field idle. The Chocolate forces- meaning just the golem, really- do have orders, so it attacks Quartzertron! 3 damage. The Rocker Furby yells at the Coronal Elementals, killing 2 and doing 1 damage to a third! The Anti-Elves, with their monofocus on boot destruction, also do 15 more damage to Chippewooze!
Though damaged, Quartzertron is still intact, and activates Power Core Detonate. Magic crackles over its torso, pouring into its power core. Cracks start showing all over, and it falls down as its one leg begins to fall apart, but it's too late. It aims its passive laser into itself, and that last bit is too much for the core, causing it to detonate. Violently. The Fireball that engulfs it destroys the remains of the Force Wall around the Yoga Class, though the class itself is uninterrupted, and kills the Chocolate Golem. Shrapnel and chunks of white-glowing material go flying everywhere, killing the Toast Tree, a Rock Crab, the Boulder, 9 Anti-Elves (mostly injured ones), and doing 23 damage to the Kittenish Pelican, Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast, and would do the same to the Anti-Elf dimensional portal, but it's immune to damage while the elves live. The Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast... it doesn't...
Take Any Damage!
M. of H.Visit dodges by a hairs breath [23]
Is this thing Ever going to die? whatever.
Chipewooze empowers The Temples consecration! the Coronal Elementals attack the Multidimensional Vending Machine for 3 damage! to its Awakened bar, which promptly regenerates. The Nether Blazes send a volley of fireballs at the Furbies, doing 12 damage to the Furby (which bodyguarded Rocker Furby as requested).
Bakhal corrupts the soul of the Dark Souls Boss in flames of conflict, causing them to become a Pinnacle Infernal Spirit.
The Scorpion suddenly realises that since it is equal and opposite to the Thornbeast, and the Thornbeast is dead and presumably in some afterlife, it must be alive and in some prelife! which is to say, it has yet to be born! It pops out of existance in a puff of pure 'logic', doing 20 damage to the Vending Machine's awakening in the process, somehow.
Bill Cipher turns into a shadow and glides into the Salt and NaCl elementals minds. After a few seconds of both twitching, they both flare up with blue fire, then walk over to join His side, and Bill glides back out. He hasn't let up on the juggling, though; copies continue to stream into the portal at a steady rate. Finally, they extend a hand towards the Godmodder, as though to shake.
The Godmodder ignores them, and puts another point in T-1.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (0/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crabs 31 Rocks x2
Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, DEAD/10 HP, Awakened(1/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
2 Toast III, 4 eggs, 4 Toast I
Stone chicken 20 Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.8 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks!
Chicken Tender 34 Rocks
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (10/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!Salt Elemental 34 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity)
NaCl Elemental, 25 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine.
Boulder, DEAD Rocks. 2/18 Slumber.
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 3x6 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
[OG-Gandalf] Chocolate Golem DEAD/15 HP, 3A
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H- Alastair] Furby 8/20 HP
Rocker Furby 20/20 HP, 5A
[AG] Quartzertron Explodinated!
[AG-LeviRocks] Chippewooze 33/67 HP, Divine Acts + 5 dmg!A
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x2 +2x1 HP, Sizzle x 3 !A
Nether Blazes 6.6x7+2x1 HP, Flame Volleyx8!A
Flame Beast Bakhal 88/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 30/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
[AG-Aldrek] Temple-ow!- and Shrine of the Godmodder 20/20 HP. Smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] The Scorpion. pre-birthd'd.
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x27 HP, 100 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 16/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 2/3 T-1
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 167 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds! prepared fireball.
Qwerty : Minor wounds! no longer banished.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
I take a purple potion, changing my sex into a female but I still identify as male.
I eat rocks.
I lay eggs.
The Darkside, pleased at its summons, decides to put a bit more focus and care into its latest one. Its full, undivided attention.
As it reaches for a Furby suitable for its purposes, there is only one desire on its mind. The only desire that the Darkside could ever have.
Hearts. Evermore hearts. Perhaps these beings could bring it hearts?
It found plenty with the exact same desire, for their cries all echoed out for hearts to collect from their victims. It chose one that seemed more vicious than the rest.
Upon bringing it forth it immediately disappeared from the Darkside's sight. It blinked. When it realized it couldn't even *sense* the furby, it slowly turned its head from side to side, an unsettling feeling residing in the heat shaped cavity in its chest.
It then found the Furby had reappeared as suddenly as it had vanished. And gripped within its short beak...
A physical heart. And a weak one that dissolved away at that.
The Darkside was disappointed. It seemed these creatures were not as interested in the hearts it sought - the root of souls, feeling, personality, light, and darkness. Still, it would serve as a good minion to stir up terror and suffering. For simplicity's sake, this Furby shall be known as the Heart Furby.
Favoring neither side and seeking terror only, the Pureblood Heartless sends its minions to attack. Specifically, both of them attack the same group with their 5 A normal attacks:
The OG's Anti-Elves. With their low HP, they should die in droves.
Actions Summary:
Focused Action (All 3) - Create the Heart Furby, with 1 Action's worth of HP, 1 worth of ATK, and 1 worth of Heart(Physical) Collection at a rate of 1 per 4 turns/rounds/updates
Entity Orders:
Furby - Bodyblock/Bodyguard for the Heart Furby.
Rocker Furby - Attack the Anti-Elves
Heart Furby - Attack the Anti-Elves
Not trusting a pair of boots with yoga, I cast Dimension Door to get out.
Then I cast Project Image inside of the Wall of Force to mimic me.
I then commence with the yoga
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[A]
I just realised.
Action 1:
I cast Feeblemind on Levirocks.
(Feeblemind can go through Wall of Force)
Action 2:
I cast Feeblemind on SomberoCatsIsAwesome.
Action 3:
I cast Feeblemind on AldrekStormcloak
DC: 15
If it hits you become derp and have an int and charismatic score of 1. Have fun trying to appease the Godmodder with a -5 penalty to checks and the effects of Feeblemind.
Have fun :p
The Dark Soul boss I summoned last round sprays fire at the Godmodder and his accomplices.