I accidentally leave 3009 gallons of gasoline and a lit match on a piece of land that was recently given a certain name, which is under the control of someone known as LeviRocks.
Hey look, fire. Odd.
I attempt to mend the rift between the bootburners and the anti-elves, guiding them towards a new purpose: brutal homicide of pretty much anyone, regardless of ear pointiness or presence of laces.
The insect chitters confusedly, but gives a shoulderless shrug and just crawls into a corner, drills in a short bit, and lays some eggs in the hole. It then spits a rapidly hardening substance over the hole to keep the eggs safe while they hatch. 4/10.
My minions continue to destroy and desecrate the place they were destroying and desecrating last round.
You said you planned to use all three actions with the armor. How do you do this when you don’t have any more actions left?
And plus no reactions
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Youuuuu! I will lay waste to your kind. I point at the furby which has killed my chicken. Then I teleport towards it, take out its batteries, put the batteries in my inventory. The furby now can no longer move. As it is helpless, I stomp on it for good measure and then throw it at the other furby.
I pick up the other furby, squash it between my strong finger and my other strong finger, take a deep breath, open my mouth, moving Srovys hand telekinetically to slap its remains. With a deep gulp srovy returns to the stomach where he vegetates. I roar in anger and attempt to throw the furby into the stratosphere.
After that ordeal I drag a pile of corpses on my egg so that it has something to eat.
You kill the rocker furby! The Heart Furby, however, sinks into a pool of darkness, avoiding your attack, then vanishes! You give the egg you laid a pile of corpses! assuming the pile is still there when/if the egg hatches, it'll eat them!
How dare you kill Chippewooze?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!
Action 1: Sensing the death of my beloved Chippewooze, I call unto the power of the Godmooder, silently asking in my heart for the Godmodder to either raise Chippewooze from the dead, or to avenge them (Your choice, Godmodder).
Action 2: I, having invented the boot language, now create a protective barrier around my jungle sanctuary, silently declaring it the Holy Land of the Eternal Godmodder (also putting on the same smiting curse that I blessed the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder with).
Action 3: I double enchant the holy land, in the case that someone could try to harm me or my future offspring.
Your first action fails due to MemerAsriel! You create a protective barrier and enchant it further, giving it 15 HP- lowered due to your injuries- and the smiting curse! And then, unhealed, unable to contact the Godmodder due to interception... you bleed out, seeing this notification flicker into your vision for a moment. You may now respawn, or create a new character.
Action 2: After seeing the Blazes and the Pinacle Infernal Spirit attack the Studio, and kill the warriors, I open a rift near them to Waterheim, the realm of water.
Action 3: I summon water elementals from Waterheim to attack those who attacked the Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace
You intercept their first action! You summon two Water Elementals! Their attacks will do 50% more damage then usual on fire-based opponents, but 50% less on everything else! due to rounding and small scale, the only valid values for this are '1A on normal' and '4A on fire', even though that's a bigger gap. I'm assuming the portal was just to summon these elementals, as opposed to being an attack- if it was an attack on the spirit, please be clearer about it.
The Darkside looks to the interloper attacking its minions. It is dismissive of the Rocker Furby and leaves it to its fate. However, it may have yet a use for the physical hearts the other one brings, and intercedes on its behalf, preventing it from having its batteries torn out and from being stomped on by a convenient pool of darkness. It emerges out of grasp of the one who would avenge its fallen entities, and mockingly rolls its eyes at them, making that weird babble that furbies do.
With that dealt with, the Heartless turns its attention to the Dark Furby's status, since its developments were almost as pressing. The Being desired destruction, did it not? It-
In an unseen chain of events, the Darkside is now face to face with a Mini-Bill offering it a deal. A deal for what it desires. The Darkside is annoyed by the shenanigans, wreathed in an aura of darkness as the Mini-Bill's eye and hand are lit up in a similarly dark fashion in preparation for the deal making. Greed conflicted with annoyance... and then the Memory it accrued occurred to it.
If it refused... would the being before him, magnificent in its own darkness, feel the same rage and hate at being denied? It felt for but a moment, a spark of empathy...
But empathy is of the light, and the Darkside was far too embroiled in its own Darkness to be able to accept it yet. The light burned it, causing its mass to burn off in a smoke-like manner. It glared at the Mini-Bill as a new link in its Chain of memories was forged. The first link was as dark as pitch. The next link was grey, of the dark reacting to the light.
While the Darkside is far more intelligent than most Heartless, outclassed by only Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, it is not close enough to sapience to be considered truly intelligent. Indeed, the maximum intellect they display is the knowledge of how to create worse monstrosities and that alliances and minions are fruitful endeavors. With this low bar, with the fact that not even the Seeker of Darkness could comprehend the Light... how could the Darkside understand what happened?
All it knew... was that this moment occurred because of the Mini-Bill. And so the Darkside outstretched its hand...
And then turned its palm outwards. Before the Bill could react, a mega dark ball of darkness and destruction formed and fired, smashing through the Mini-Bill. And another. And another.
It kept smashing Mini-Bills until the allotted power of memes and player power puttered out.
But, because the Darkside was not done, it fired off an even BIGGER version: The Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles!
This one careened into The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, causing The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder's absolute destruction and darkness! (And Knuckles!) It looked towards the phenomenon involving the Dark Furby for any sort of response.
With these actions finished, it turned to the Darkness given Soul. It kept staring. And staring.
Eventually the reason why became apparent as smoke began to pour out of the Darkside's head where any hypothetical ears would go. It was just smart enough to get stumped by a riddle, it seems, and far too greedy and stubborn to just give up.
The Heart Furby... seems to be leeching off of flavortext power and has used its ability to vanish to hide itself from further attacks! Probably a wise decision considering how pre-occupied the Darkside was.
Action 1: Negate Hungry Visitor's attack on the Heart Furby by Pool of Darknessing it away.
Action 2: Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction! (On the Mini-Bills)
Action 3: Mega Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles! (On The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder)
Free Actions:
Darkside gets another memory and denies an invisible deal!
Darkside checks if its meme attack (It doesn't know it's a meme shuuuuussssshhhh) satisfied the mysterious darkness involved with the Dark Furby (2/4, Puzzle ongoing)
Darkside is stumped by the big words of the Darkness given Soul!
Entity Orders:
Heart Furby: Use your informed power to vanish from sight to avoid damage for a turn!
The Darkside succesfully negates Hunger For Eggs On Toast's attack on the heart furby! They do the Mega Dark Ball of Darkness And Destruction, killing all but five of them (well, of the ones in this dimension)! the Black flame (which suddenly flickers, and is replaced by a warbling and jagged black aura, never the sort to fall into a pattern) seems to approve! the Mega Dark Ball of Darkness And Destruction And Knuckles gets a humour bonus! it would do 30ish damage, but since the targetted entity only has 20 HP, the target dies, and the bonus instead transfers to the Heart Furby, making its attempt to become non-targetable work!
I summon a suit of armor around the Godmodder that heals him 1 health every hour
I plan to use all three actions
You attempt to do this! however, your mind becomes feebleminded by Qwerty, preventing this! To preemptively reply to your later post, you do not use counterspell because you are out of actions, there is no such thing as a 'Reaction', you can use actions to react to things, but you didn't have any actions left after this post. two of your actions are stored in the form of fruit rollups of power, since they would otherwise be wasted, and letting one action Fully nullify your three would be unbalanced. You may boost your total action power next turn by an effective two actions using these.
I use my action to cast Feeblemind on Gamerawesome just before he puts armor around the Godmodder
Action 2:
I cast Wish on the Godmodder to get rid of all of his immunities and resistances
You feeblemind successfully! The feebleminding is getting kind of repetitive... The Godmodder is unaffected by your wish, as a player has previously attempted to do exactly this, and the Godmodder is immune to any effect which has already been applied to him before, unless there is a new and interesting twist (or he forgets/I forget the effect happened before.). He calls this the curse of repetetiveness, and it affects all players, to a lesser degree- hence the problem with the feebleminding being so repetitive.
I accidentally leave 3009 gallons of gasoline and a lit match on a piece of land that was recently given a certain name, which is under the control of someone known as LeviRocks.
Hey look, fire. Odd.
I attempt to mend the rift between the bootburners and the anti-elves, guiding them towards a new purpose: brutal homicide of pretty much anyone, regardless of ear pointiness or presence of laces.
The insect chitters confusedly, but gives a shoulderless shrug and just crawls into a corner, drills in a short bit, and lays some eggs in the hole. It then spits a rapidly hardening substance over the hole to keep the eggs safe while they hatch. 4/10.
My minions continue to destroy and desecrate the place they were destroying and desecrating last round.
The relevant area combusts, destroying its enchantment! Most of the forested material around it is too wet to burn well, so the blaze does not spread. The bootburners and anti-elves look uncomfortable at the new idea... none of them have any problems with the brutal homicide of pretty much anyone, but each side doesn't like the people on the other side any more. Also, they don't really know much about how one goes about preforming brutal homicide towards non-elf, non-boot constructs. The insect does that! looking around the ruined hallway, it feels slightly uneasy... was that corpse over there earlier?... eh, it's probably nothing. right? Your minions do not do that because the relevant location no longer exists to destroy or desecrate.
EoRR
Hunger For Eggs On Toast neglects to order his entities, and they idle! most of them. The rock crabs anger at the Rock Crustaceans finally boils over into open combat. The Rock Crustaceans outnumber the Crabs, though, and kill both of them in self defence, plundering their rocks as a bitter comfort. The Anti-Elves and Bootburners have no applicable orders, so they idle. The portal generates (3d2: 2, 2, 2) 3 Anti-Elves! The Heart Furby is nowhere to be found... The specialised nature of the Water Elementals leads them to attack the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit, which dodges one of the attacks and gets hit by the other. Bakhal turns to the Warriors of Carnage and pours his flames upon them. Their natures are not dissimilar, leaving the Warriors healths tripled as the flames fade away! The Warriors attack the Rock Nest and Canadian Warrior, killing one and doing 5 damage to the other! the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attacks the Water Elementals, doing 2+3+3=8 damage! The Tetrahedral one Heals the Flame Beast, light shining from one side; Second drips the bloodied fluid and pours onto something soon left behind, into places far from here. Third it spins forwards the glass a third time, and a teal steam pour out of it, but dissipates into the air formlessly and very quickly. Bill Cipher frowns at the Darkside. They seem to think that wasn't very nice. They don't do much about it, though, and also mercifully they don't talk, which I say is merciful because drawing out their dialogue is still a pain. They proceed to pick up one of trumps discarded Hella Dosh bills, then send a mini-bill off to an interdimensional bank to trade them in for one-dollar bills. With a snap of their finger, all 50 of the 1-dollar bills they just got from the bank are transformed into Mini-Bills, thirty of which remain in this dimension!
The Godmodder has himself a think, and puts another charge in Musical Genre. Yes, this means it's 3/2; no, the Godmodder doesn't care. He's probably done this before, and if he hasn't, well, He's doing it now!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crustacean 36 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I Rock Nest 55 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! pile of corpses as food if they hatch) Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x5 HP, 1x5 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Canadian Warrior Dead/14 HP, 2A Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H- Alastair]Rocker Furby DED/20 HP, 5A Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 1.5 Heart(s), 0.5 Heart generation (currently vanished!) [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP Water Elementals 10x1+2x1 HP, 1x2A (4x2 on fire enemies!) [AG] Flame Beast Bakhal 38/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 26/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). [AG-Aldrek] Temple and Shrine of the Godmodder DEAD/20 HP. will no longer smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage. [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. Lesser Salt Elementals 7x7 Salt. +1S/R [GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 3/2 Musical Genre. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 109 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: dead. Qwerty : Moderate wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
A drafty wind flows through the surrounding area, as a black pillar of light beams down from the now cloudy sky above the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder. Thunder cracks overhead, as the light hits the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, and a huge pillar of lightning strikes the ground, creating a large boom throughout all the worlds.
I appear in the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, now reincarnated by the True and Eternal Godmodder. My new form is Volitrax Kinstorth, Black Dragonborn Death Knight Cleric level 20, Chronurgist Wizard level 20, Oathbreaker Paladin level 30 champion of the True and Eternal Godmodder. Wielding a green-flamed +10 Vorpal Sword name Killslashibur the Headcleaver, wearing Efreeti Plate Armor, and a Dreadhelm.
(I have not used any actions yet, I will save them for later.)
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A drafty wind flows through the surrounding area, as a black pillar of light beams down from the now cloudy sky above the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder. Thunder cracks overhead, as the light hits the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, and a huge pillar of lightning strikes the ground, creating a large boom throughout all the worlds.
I appear in the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, now reincarnated by the True and Eternal Godmodder. My new form is Volitrax Kinstorth, Black Dragonborn Death Knight Cleric level 20, Chronurgist Wizard level 20, Oathbreaker Paladin level 30 champion of the True and Eternal Godmodder. Wielding a green-flamed +10 Vorpal Sword name Killslashibur the Headcleaver, wearing Efreeti Plate Armor, and a Dreadhelm.
(I have not used any actions yet, I will save them for later.)
Oh god. A level 70?
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
A drafty wind flows through the surrounding area, as a black pillar of light beams down from the now cloudy sky above the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder. Thunder cracks overhead, as the light hits the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, and a huge pillar of lightning strikes the ground, creating a large boom throughout all the worlds.
I appear in the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, now reincarnated by the True and Eternal Godmodder. My new form is Volitrax Kinstorth, Black Dragonborn Death Knight Cleric level 20, Chronurgist Wizard level 20, Oathbreaker Paladin level 30 champion of the True and Eternal Godmodder. Wielding a green-flamed +10 Vorpal Sword name Killslashibur the Headcleaver, wearing Efreeti Plate Armor, and a Dreadhelm.
(I have not used any actions yet, I will save them for later.)
Oh god. A level 70?
Yes. It only took a Googleplex Experience Points.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
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The Darkside surveys the field and notices the "newcomer". Irritant, but not of the light. The Heartless returns to what it was doing.
Namely, it is trying to troubleshoot two persistent problems. The Dark Furby's interaction with the Black Flame and the Darkness Given Soul.
For the former, it seems to understand, now. But the deals, the refusal, the empathy, it swirls around the dark being's sentient but not very sapient mind. After a while it comes to a decision...
And burns the already ruined ruins of the eternal godmodder as a means of agreeing with the Black Flame's proposition. The Darkside is pleased to destroy, and welcome the aid in destruction that it will provide in turn. And its greed is willing to accept the risk.
But the Darkness given Soul is far more troubling. It seems to despise the nature it was born from. It has *finally* figured out that much, though a lot of confusion still remains. But, at least now it believes it might have a possible solution. It reaches deep, deep into the dark... until it finds something just past all things in the nothing.
And pulls out a writhing empty shell. A thing that should not be. A body malformed from the absence of memory, but still persists as unguided will.
A being of the Dusk. A Nobody.
It will not solve the problem of its origin. However... A body can do much to buffer both light and dark. A body can interact in corners of the worlds that it could not reach otherwise and do things that raw power could only do so much of. And with a body, it can take plea with many a being that would otherwise not give it a time otherwise.
Things that do not interest the Darkside, but might entice the Darkness given Soul. It desires servitude. And serve the Darkness given Soul shall.
The Darkside desires one favor in exchange for the Nobody's body. And should the both the body be sufficient and the Darkness given Soul desire more that the Darkside can bring forth... then more favors can be arranged at those times.
As ugly as the memory is to the Darkside, the 'empathy memory' it has of Bill has lead it to conclude that this is as good a tool as any to obtain what it desires. Bill would have succeeded, after all, had "Bill" not "burned" the heartless.
And now...
Now it seems to be at a loss.
It has spread terror. It has made as much progress as it can, and is awaiting responses, to its two current projects. And its memories are of no help nor guide. So instead it decides to hold back on its third action, and await a prime opportunity to act...
There is, however, one more thing it can do. It knows that the Heart Furby should be collecting its second heart by now, and that the things are bloodthirsty servants of darkness that desire the physical hearts. The Darkside doesn't, so...
Why not let it have them? The Darkside gives permission to the Furby to consume the two hearts to improve its heart collecting capabilities.
Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
You fool!
‘Asking the creature to stab itself, throw itself onto a spear, immolate itself, or do some other obviously harmful act ends the spell.‘
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
You fool!
‘Asking the creature to stab itself, throw itself onto a spear, immolate itself, or do some other obviously harmful act ends the spell.‘
Is it obviously harmful to draw from a deck of cards? There is a chance that you'll only draw good cards, so no, it's not obviously harmful to do so.
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Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
You fool!
‘Asking the creature to stab itself, throw itself onto a spear, immolate itself, or do some other obviously harmful act ends the spell.‘
Is it obviously harmful to draw from a deck of cards? There is a chance that you'll only draw good cards, so no, it's not obviously harmful to do so.
Drawing 1000 times means that you draw the ENTIRE deck. Did i mention that half of the deck is harmful to me? If the ENTIRE deck has no harmful cards, then i get: Comet, The Fates, Gem, Jester, Key, Knight, Moon, Star, Sun, Vizier, Throne.
So either I benefit from all of this or the ‘suggestion’ spell ends.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
You fool!
‘Asking the creature to stab itself, throw itself onto a spear, immolate itself, or do some other obviously harmful act ends the spell.‘
Is it obviously harmful to draw from a deck of cards? There is a chance that you'll only draw good cards, so no, it's not obviously harmful to do so.
Drawing 1000 times means that you draw the ENTIRE deck. Did i mention that half of the deck is harmful to me? If the ENTIRE deck has no harmful cards, then i get: Comet, The Fates, Gem, Jester, Key, Knight, Moon, Star, Sun, Vizier, Throne.
So either I benefit from all of this or the ‘suggestion’ spell ends.
Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
You fool!
‘Asking the creature to stab itself, throw itself onto a spear, immolate itself, or do some other obviously harmful act ends the spell.‘
Is it obviously harmful to draw from a deck of cards? There is a chance that you'll only draw good cards, so no, it's not obviously harmful to do so.
Drawing 1000 times means that you draw the ENTIRE deck. Did i mention that half of the deck is harmful to me? If the ENTIRE deck has no harmful cards, then i get: Comet, The Fates, Gem, Jester, Key, Knight, Moon, Star, Sun, Vizier, Throne.
So either I benefit from all of this or the ‘suggestion’ spell ends.
It’s up to the dm to see if i draw or no
It doesn’t matter, I intercepted that action
And I intercepted your interception with Action 2.
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For my first action, I do everyone a favor and request that the gods get rid of action interception without actual clever, original wording, so no just saying "I intercept your action" or "I cast feeblemind for the sixteenth time", because it's just boring and annoying.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
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I accidentally leave 3009 gallons of gasoline and a lit match on a piece of land that was recently given a certain name, which is under the control of someone known as LeviRocks.
Hey look, fire. Odd.
I attempt to mend the rift between the bootburners and the anti-elves, guiding them towards a new purpose: brutal homicide of pretty much anyone, regardless of ear pointiness or presence of laces.
The insect chitters confusedly, but gives a shoulderless shrug and just crawls into a corner, drills in a short bit, and lays some eggs in the hole. It then spits a rapidly hardening substance over the hole to keep the eggs safe while they hatch. 4/10.
My minions continue to destroy and desecrate the place they were destroying and desecrating last round.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
You said you planned to use all three actions with the armor. How do you do this when you don’t have any more actions left?
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And plus no reactions
You kill the rocker furby! The Heart Furby, however, sinks into a pool of darkness, avoiding your attack, then vanishes!
You give the egg you laid a pile of corpses! assuming the pile is still there when/if the egg hatches, it'll eat them!
Your first action fails due to MemerAsriel! You create a protective barrier and enchant it further, giving it 15 HP- lowered due to your injuries- and the smiting curse!
And then, unhealed, unable to contact the Godmodder due to interception... you bleed out, seeing this notification flicker into your vision for a moment.
You may now respawn, or create a new character.
You intercept their first action! You summon two Water Elementals! Their attacks will do 50% more damage then usual on fire-based opponents, but 50% less on everything else! due to rounding and small scale, the only valid values for this are '1A on normal' and '4A on fire', even though that's a bigger gap. I'm assuming the portal was just to summon these elementals, as opposed to being an attack- if it was an attack on the spirit, please be clearer about it.
The Darkside succesfully negates Hunger For Eggs On Toast's attack on the heart furby! They do the Mega Dark Ball of Darkness And Destruction, killing all but five of them (well, of the ones in this dimension)! the Black flame (which suddenly flickers, and is replaced by a warbling and jagged black aura, never the sort to fall into a pattern) seems to approve! the Mega Dark Ball of Darkness And Destruction And Knuckles gets a humour bonus! it would do 30ish damage, but since the targetted entity only has 20 HP, the target dies, and the bonus instead transfers to the Heart Furby, making its attempt to become non-targetable work!
You attempt to do this! however, your mind becomes feebleminded by Qwerty, preventing this! To preemptively reply to your later post, you do not use counterspell because you are out of actions, there is no such thing as a 'Reaction', you can use actions to react to things, but you didn't have any actions left after this post.
two of your actions are stored in the form of fruit rollups of power, since they would otherwise be wasted, and letting one action Fully nullify your three would be unbalanced. You may boost your total action power next turn by an effective two actions using these.
You feeblemind successfully! The feebleminding is getting kind of repetitive...
The Godmodder is unaffected by your wish, as a player has previously attempted to do exactly this, and the Godmodder is immune to any effect which has already been applied to him before, unless there is a new and interesting twist (or he forgets/I forget the effect happened before.). He calls this the curse of repetetiveness, and it affects all players, to a lesser degree- hence the problem with the feebleminding being so repetitive.
The relevant area combusts, destroying its enchantment! Most of the forested material around it is too wet to burn well, so the blaze does not spread.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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- Purity embodied.
The bootburners and anti-elves look uncomfortable at the new idea... none of them have any problems with the brutal homicide of pretty much anyone, but each side doesn't like the people on the other side any more. Also, they don't really know much about how one goes about preforming brutal homicide towards non-elf, non-boot constructs.
The insect does that! looking around the ruined hallway, it feels slightly uneasy... was that corpse over there earlier?... eh, it's probably nothing. right?
Your minions do not do that because the relevant location no longer exists to destroy or desecrate.
EoRR
Hunger For Eggs On Toast neglects to order his entities, and they idle! most of them. The rock crabs anger at the Rock Crustaceans finally boils over into open combat. The Rock Crustaceans outnumber the Crabs, though, and kill both of them in self defence, plundering their rocks as a bitter comfort.
The Anti-Elves and Bootburners have no applicable orders, so they idle. The portal generates (3d2: 2, 2, 2) 3 Anti-Elves!
The Heart Furby is nowhere to be found...
The specialised nature of the Water Elementals leads them to attack the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit, which dodges one of the attacks and gets hit by the other.
Bakhal turns to the Warriors of Carnage and pours his flames upon them. Their natures are not dissimilar, leaving the Warriors healths tripled as the flames fade away!
The Warriors attack the Rock Nest and Canadian Warrior, killing one and doing 5 damage to the other! the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attacks the Water Elementals, doing 2+3+3=8 damage!
The Tetrahedral one Heals the Flame Beast, light shining from one side; Second drips the bloodied fluid and pours onto something soon left behind, into places far from here. Third it spins forwards the glass a third time, and a teal steam pour out of it, but dissipates into the air formlessly and very quickly.
Bill Cipher frowns at the Darkside. They seem to think that wasn't very nice. They don't do much about it, though, and also mercifully they don't talk, which I say is merciful because drawing out their dialogue is still a pain. They proceed to pick up one of trumps discarded Hella Dosh bills, then send a mini-bill off to an interdimensional bank to trade them in for one-dollar bills. With a snap of their finger, all 50 of the 1-dollar bills they just got from the bank are transformed into Mini-Bills, thirty of which remain in this dimension!
The Godmodder has himself a think, and puts another charge in Musical Genre. Yes, this means it's 3/2; no, the Godmodder doesn't care. He's probably done this before, and if he hasn't, well, He's doing it now!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crustacean 36 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] 9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I
Rock Nest 55 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! pile of corpses as food if they hatch)
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x5 HP, 1x5 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular.
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Canadian Warrior Dead/14 HP, 2A
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H- Alastair] Rocker Furby DED/20 HP, 5A
Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 1.5 Heart(s), 0.5 Heart generation (currently vanished!)
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP
Water Elementals 10x1+2x1 HP, 1x2A (4x2 on fire enemies!)
[AG] Flame Beast Bakhal 38/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A
Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 26/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
[AG-Aldrek] Temple and Shrine of the Godmodder DEAD/20 HP. will no longer smites anyone who refers to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as anything other then "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder" for 2 damage.
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
Lesser Salt Elementals 7x7 Salt. +1S/R
[GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 3/2 Musical Genre.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 109 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: dead.
Qwerty : Moderate wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Action 1:
I launch a the entire world’s supply of nukes at the godmodder.
Action 2:
I cast ‘Mass Heal’ on myself, and all other [OG].
A drafty wind flows through the surrounding area, as a black pillar of light beams down from the now cloudy sky above the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder. Thunder cracks overhead, as the light hits the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, and a huge pillar of lightning strikes the ground, creating a large boom throughout all the worlds.
I appear in the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, now reincarnated by the True and Eternal Godmodder. My new form is Volitrax Kinstorth, Black Dragonborn Death Knight Cleric level 20, Chronurgist Wizard level 20, Oathbreaker Paladin level 30 champion of the True and Eternal Godmodder. Wielding a green-flamed +10 Vorpal Sword name Killslashibur the Headcleaver, wearing Efreeti Plate Armor, and a Dreadhelm.
(I have not used any actions yet, I will save them for later.)
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Oh god. A level 70?
Yes. It only took a Googleplex Experience Points.
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Action 3:
I force LeviRocks to draw cards from the ‘Deck of many things’ until he gets a 2 of spades.
Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
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Yeah, I intercept LeviRocks’ first action. Sorry, mate
Saving other two actions for later
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Action 2: I intercept Memer_Asriel's action by surrounding myself and Qwerty_ in a Forcecage.
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The Darkside surveys the field and notices the "newcomer". Irritant, but not of the light. The Heartless returns to what it was doing.
Namely, it is trying to troubleshoot two persistent problems. The Dark Furby's interaction with the Black Flame and the Darkness Given Soul.
For the former, it seems to understand, now. But the deals, the refusal, the empathy, it swirls around the dark being's sentient but not very sapient mind. After a while it comes to a decision...
And burns the already ruined ruins of the eternal godmodder as a means of agreeing with the Black Flame's proposition. The Darkside is pleased to destroy, and welcome the aid in destruction that it will provide in turn. And its greed is willing to accept the risk.
But the Darkness given Soul is far more troubling. It seems to despise the nature it was born from. It has *finally* figured out that much, though a lot of confusion still remains. But, at least now it believes it might have a possible solution. It reaches deep, deep into the dark... until it finds something just past all things in the nothing.
And pulls out a writhing empty shell. A thing that should not be. A body malformed from the absence of memory, but still persists as unguided will.
A being of the Dusk. A Nobody.
It will not solve the problem of its origin. However... A body can do much to buffer both light and dark. A body can interact in corners of the worlds that it could not reach otherwise and do things that raw power could only do so much of. And with a body, it can take plea with many a being that would otherwise not give it a time otherwise.
Things that do not interest the Darkside, but might entice the Darkness given Soul. It desires servitude. And serve the Darkness given Soul shall.
The Darkside desires one favor in exchange for the Nobody's body. And should the both the body be sufficient and the Darkness given Soul desire more that the Darkside can bring forth... then more favors can be arranged at those times.
As ugly as the memory is to the Darkside, the 'empathy memory' it has of Bill has lead it to conclude that this is as good a tool as any to obtain what it desires. Bill would have succeeded, after all, had "Bill" not "burned" the heartless.
And now...
Now it seems to be at a loss.
It has spread terror. It has made as much progress as it can, and is awaiting responses, to its two current projects. And its memories are of no help nor guide. So instead it decides to hold back on its third action, and await a prime opportunity to act...
There is, however, one more thing it can do. It knows that the Heart Furby should be collecting its second heart by now, and that the things are bloodthirsty servants of darkness that desire the physical hearts. The Darkside doesn't, so...
Why not let it have them? The Darkside gives permission to the Furby to consume the two hearts to improve its heart collecting capabilities.
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Actions:
Action 1: Say yes to the Dark Flame by setting fire to the ruins of the godmodder's temple.
Action 2: Bribe the Darkness given Soul with a Body to defy its nature with in exchange for a favor. (The Body being a hapless Nobody, Dusk edition)
Entity Orders:
Heart Furby: Consume the collected Hearts upon retrieving the second to improve Heart Collection. This should allow it to collect a Heart every turn.
You fool!
‘Asking the creature to stab itself, throw itself onto a spear, immolate itself, or do some other obviously harmful act ends the spell.‘
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Drawing 1000 times means that you draw the ENTIRE deck. Did i mention that half of the deck is harmful to me? If the ENTIRE deck has no harmful cards, then i get: Comet, The Fates, Gem, Jester, Key, Knight, Moon, Star, Sun, Vizier, Throne.
So either I benefit from all of this or the ‘suggestion’ spell ends.
It’s up to the dm to see if i draw or no
Using my inability to see the heart furby, I remove its existence through ego-magic.
I sit on my nest and brood over the eggs, the corpses providing extra insulation.
I collect rocks
I order my entities to attack the flame beast berkeral.
It doesn’t matter, I intercepted that action
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And I intercepted your interception with Action 2.
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For my first action, I do everyone a favor and request that the gods get rid of action interception without actual clever, original wording, so no just saying "I intercept your action" or "I cast feeblemind for the sixteenth time", because it's just boring and annoying.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."