Action 3: I secretly intercept Memer_Asriel's action 3, in order to cause it so they don't know I am doing so, and cannot intercept it. (Let's just say it's an ability the Godmodder granted me when I was reincarnated, or something like that.)
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I launch a the entire world’s supply of nukes at the godmodder.
Action 2:
I cast ‘Mass Heal’ on myself, and all other [OG].
The Godmodder catches the entire worlds supply of nukes, and starts juggling them. This consists of juggling air, as this world contains no nukes. You heal yourself to minor wounds! then the spell runs out of power.
A drafty wind flows through the surrounding area, as a black pillar of light beams down from the now cloudy sky above the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder. Thunder cracks overhead, as the light hits the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, and a huge pillar of lightning strikes the ground, creating a large boom throughout all the worlds.
I appear in the ruins of the Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder, now reincarnated by the True and Eternal Godmodder. My new form is Volitrax Kinstorth, Black Dragonborn Death Knight Cleric level 20, Chronurgist Wizard level 20, Oathbreaker Paladin level 30 champion of the True and Eternal Godmodder. Wielding a green-flamed +10 Vorpal Sword name Killslashibur the Headcleaver, wearing Efreeti Plate Armor, and a Dreadhelm.
(I have not used any actions yet, I will save them for later.)
you declare your new character! just so we're clear, their 20, 20, and 30 levels in those classes will be treated as flavour text, just like when anyone else chooses a given statement for their level.
Action 1: I see a Qwerty_ approach my ungodly form holding a strange deck of cards, trying to get me to draw from it. I quickly intercept his puny attempt to harm me, and I cast Suggestion on him, forcing him to fail the saving throw with Convergent Future, taking no exhaustion as I am a death knight an immune to such a puny annoyance. My suggestion is, "Draw 1,000 cards from that deck and leave me alone forever."
LeviRocks stops Qwerty! The suggestion fails, however, being intercepted...
The Darkside surveys the field and notices the "newcomer". Irritant, but not of the light. The Heartless returns to what it was doing.
Namely, it is trying to troubleshoot two persistent problems. The Dark Furby's interaction with the Black Flame and the Darkness Given Soul.
For the former, it seems to understand, now. But the deals, the refusal, the empathy, it swirls around the dark being's sentient but not very sapient mind. After a while it comes to a decision...
And burns the already ruined ruins of the eternal godmodder as a means of agreeing with the Black Flame's proposition. The Darkside is pleased to destroy, and welcome the aid in destruction that it will provide in turn. And its greed is willing to accept the risk.
But the Darkness given Soul is far more troubling. It seems to despise the nature it was born from. It has *finally* figured out that much, though a lot of confusion still remains. But, at least now it believes it might have a possible solution. It reaches deep, deep into the dark... until it finds something just past all things in the nothing.
And pulls out a writhing empty shell. A thing that should not be. A body malformed from the absence of memory, but still persists as unguided will.
A being of the Dusk. A Nobody.
It will not solve the problem of its origin. However... A body can do much to buffer both light and dark. A body can interact in corners of the worlds that it could not reach otherwise and do things that raw power could only do so much of. And with a body, it can take plea with many a being that would otherwise not give it a time otherwise.
Things that do not interest the Darkside, but might entice the Darkness given Soul. It desires servitude. And serve the Darkness given Soul shall.
The Darkside desires one favor in exchange for the Nobody's body. And should the both the body be sufficient and the Darkness given Soul desire more that the Darkside can bring forth... then more favors can be arranged at those times.
As ugly as the memory is to the Darkside, the 'empathy memory' it has of Bill has lead it to conclude that this is as good a tool as any to obtain what it desires. Bill would have succeeded, after all, had "Bill" not "burned" the heartless.
And now...
Now it seems to be at a loss.
It has spread terror. It has made as much progress as it can, and is awaiting responses, to its two current projects. And its memories are of no help nor guide. So instead it decides to hold back on its third action, and await a prime opportunity to act...
There is, however, one more thing it can do. It knows that the Heart Furby should be collecting its second heart by now, and that the things are bloodthirsty servants of darkness that desire the physical hearts. The Darkside doesn't, so...
Why not let it have them? The Darkside gives permission to the Furby to consume the two hearts to improve its heart collecting capabilities.
Action 1: Say yes to the Dark Flame by setting fire to the ruins of the godmodder's temple.
Action 2: Bribe the Darkness given Soul with a Body to defy its nature with in exchange for a favor. (The Body being a hapless Nobody, Dusk edition)
Entity Orders:
Heart Furby: Consume the collected Hearts upon retrieving the second to improve Heart Collection. This should allow it to collect a Heart every turn.
Dark Furby charge upticked to 4/4 (I'm assuming Action 1 had 2 actions put into it.)! Chargequest completed successfully! due to the nature of the chargequest, the normally-present "convert quest reward into charges" option is not available, but the unique bonus will apply when you summon the furby!... which will have to be next round, since I don't know what stats you intended for its original capabilities. The Darkness Given Soul accepts the Dusk, and- perhaps grudgingly- agrees to listen to your requests, but it doesn't seem... desperate, I guess would be the word? Like, to analogise this to a person who you offer a cell phone, in a world where you need a phone for basically everything. you'd expect someone without a phone to be like "sweet! I really need a phone! what do you want for it, man, I'm way in your debt for this I'll help you however". But the Darkness Given Soul's response is more like "oh... yeah, alright. I guess that might be useful at some point, and it's good to have options... You need anything? I guess I could maybe help out.", so to speak. Heart Furby ordered!
For my first action, I do everyone a favor and request that the gods get rid of action interception without actual clever, original wording, so no just saying "I intercept your action" or "I cast feeblemind for the sixteenth time", because it's just boring and annoying.
You do so! Action Interception will now require interesting actions, which should probably have been the case to start with, anyway. Even without good wording, you can weaken the other players action, but full interception will require an interesting method.
Action 3: I secretly intercept Memer_Asriel's action 3, in order to cause it so they don't know I am doing so, and cannot intercept it. (Let's just say it's an ability the Godmodder granted me when I was reincarnated, or something like that.)
You partially intercept the interception of your forcecage-based interception of the interception of your interception of Qwerty's action. That said, although you do mostly manage to prevent the interception of your interception of Qwerty's Action, your suggestion spell fails for two reasons. One, yeah, drawing 1000 cards from the deck of many things would, if the decks effects were translated faithfully into this game, be essentially equivalent to dying. multiple times. and Two, in order to stop an action from taking effect, you need one (interesting) action, but in order to stop it and then trigger a similar effect in the inverse- or to stop it, then do something yourself- you need two actions. To be clear: You are not forced to draw cards, but you do not force Qwerty to draw cards either. All in all, no cards are drawn.
I reread my book for my third action. I honestly don’t can’t that much for this action, so I’m going to get ready to publish it.
You reread your book! hm, great plot twist there with the robots. I also loved the way it started, of course. Very passionate. In the process of rereading, you find a few bits of slightly sub-optimal wording, and fix them!
EoRR The Mask attacks Flame Beast Bakhal! it does 21 and 22 damage, killing Bakhal! As Bakhal falls, the corona around them flares one final time, counterattacking at the mask, which rolls low enough to be slightly singed by this flare-up, and take 1 Damage Mite of damage! The remaining entities gather rocks or idle as appropriate. 1+1+1+3 rocks, specifically. The Anti-Elf dimensional portal gains more Bootburners! The Dusk created by the Darkside is surrounded with a flow of dark smoke, not a tornado, but perhaps an extremely languid whirlwind of that dark substance. After a few moments, though there is no sudden change to mark it, The Futility Of Dusk has been covered by this darkness entirely, and while its limbs have changed little, they are now gradiented with blackness from the tips and fading out at the torso-joint. The Heart Furby returns, nomming both hearts and gaining an additional 0.5 Heart Generation. The Water Elementals, lacking a Bakhal to target, attack the Infernal Spirit instead. They both hit, doing 8 damage! The Warriors of Carnage and Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attack the Water Elementals, killing both! The Tetrahedral one fires a pulse from its black side,killing 3 Bootburners! Another one of its sides twirls forwards, a shining white light flashing across the infernal spirit to heal it for 9 HP, before it spins to a stop, the Blood dripping from that side now facing forwards a deep red. It wobbles, then falls down onto the corpse of the Rocker Furby. The Godmodder snaps his fingers, conjuring a guitar. He quickly starts playing the guitar, electricity crackling from his fingers. After a few seconds of listening, it becomes clear what type of music he's playing: Rock music. with a final strum, the Guitar explodes, and the musical genre charge with it, leaving behind a single bolt of lightning, which crackles into the Tetrahedral one. Blood-red lightning crackles around it, the ground staining red where it hits. black spikes begin to rise out of the ground around it in a shuddering, jittering motion. drops of molten storm well up from the ground. There is a sound like a muffled roar, and the Tetrahedral One goes flying, righting itself midair after a short wobble. Where once was the corpse of the Rocker Furby, now stands the Corrupted Rocker Furby. It... doesn't look that different, to be honest? It mostly looks like the Rocker Furby lost half its feathers and got bloodshot eyes. I guess even with three Godmodder Actions, there aren't any good ways to make a Furby look any scarier! Yep, that's definitely it! Anyway, despite looking almost identical, the Corrupted Rocker Furby is many times more powerful then it was before! Leaving aside that it obviously has an improved health pool, its Scream attack has been replaced with a roar, some kind of war-cry to buff its allies, and it seems to have acquired a particular penchant for Rocks. I guess it makes sense, it Is in the name. Bill boggles vacantly at these shenanigans. Or maybe he's asleep. It's hard to tell. ...probably asleep? He rolls over, like a backflip, and waves his hand in the direction of a mountain. He grabs the camera and changes perspective without changing the apparent size of his hand, then waves it again,sending the mountain flying. Another snap of his fingers, and the mountains rocks are rearranged into a barrier around the Vending Machine. He snores, drooling a bit out of his eye-socket. Hm, maybe it's an act? does his body even do the bizarre ridiculousness... thing... if he's unconscious? Since technically the Godmodder didn't use his action this round, just spend a charge, he starts a new charge. 1/4 for I'll decide on this later. As in, that's literally the name of the charge. "I'll decide on this later". He's not waiting for later to decide it, he's already decided it, and it's "I'll decide this later". we clear on that? cool.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crustacean 36 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I Rock Nest 55 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch!) Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x5 HP, 1x5 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H- Alastair] Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 0 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation. [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP Water Elementals dead! HP 1x0A (4x0 on fire enemies!) [AG] Flame Beast Bakhal Fallen/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 18/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 300/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 3! Rock Out!A [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. Lesser Salt Elementals 7x7 Salt. +1S/R [GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/4 I'll decide on this later. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 123 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. Qwerty : Minor wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Hmm.... imma take my shot at this. For one of my actions I cast fireball at the godmodder, the only solution to any situation, and the reason why the wiggler god failed wizard school. But the only valid spell.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
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Okay I have read. I use my other 2 actions to 1: use tzeentchian magic to destroy the consciousness of the godmodder, and 2: cast Paladin SMITE with CHEESE DAMAGE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! THE WIGGLER GOD SHALL BE MY WITNESS!
as a roleplay action I shred my pathetic mortal form and reveal my self as a demon lord of tzeentch. I identify as [OG]
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As the Dark Furby materlizes, it's clear what its 4 Cp were supposed to do...
1 Action went to its health, and the other gave it a zombification attack! As in if it kills something, it'll convert it into a being of Darkness, to fight on the side of the Darkside!
However... with that dark flame of destruction's ability... it now has a new power in addition to this that the Darkside eagerly awaits the unveiling of.
It has greater concerns. First of all it has the concern of the fact that it now has a favor from the Darkness Given Soul to be cashed in! The other...
Is the hijacking of the slain Rocker Furby.
This has made the Darkside bubble with confusing emotions. The Rocker Furby is far more powerful now. The Darkside had written it off and allowed it to perish. It is now pitted against its former summon.
However, the Darkside thinks on the words of the Darkness Given Soul. It hates the abomination and the wrongness unaddressed. Perhaps to curry favor, this shall be what it uses its favor on?
But... The Darkside knows that the other two Darknesses will be far harder than the Darkness given Soul to coerce, and the Darkside has yet to convince it. Perhaps...
It knows one thing. The Darkness given Soul has an intelligence it lacks. So the favor it must repay would be simple for its intellect - to give the Darkside a solution to getting those other two forms of Darkness on its side.
However, this does not solve the issue of the Rocker Furby. The Darkside's servants are weak. Without some means of keeping them alive, they shall not endure long enough to aid it in retaking this rogue element. The Darkside orders the Dark Furby to consume the heart the Heart Furby collects, giving it another 20 max and current HP. As for the Heart Furby's survival...
It is already wounded. Therefore a healer will be needed. It calls upon the darkness. The Heartless it knows, sadly, will not heed its call easily this time due to the limitations of the Action system. This bothers the Darkside, but there is a workaround.
It summons yet another Furby with all of its focus. This one has a sharp looking beak... and a medical bag? It looks off though, but it seems specialized for exclusively healing Furbies.
As for the actual orders for the Furbies... the Healer Furby will patch up the Heart Furby for now. The Heart and Dark Furbies, meanwhile, will Attack one of the only enemies weak enough for the furbies to actually damage - the Lesser Salt Elementals! The Heart Furby starts by telefragging into one of them. Presumably - the thing doesn't seem to move while visible so it might just walk super fast? anyway...
With it weak in body and in will... The Dark Furby comes up behind it menacingly. Before it can think of resisting the Dark Furby overwhelms it with its wicked power! The heart collapses and the Lesser Salt Servant succumbs to darkness, being commanded by the Darkside now!
However, something seems off to it... But the Darkside doesn't ponder that this second. It has somethign else to deal with.
I raises a shield around its furbies... made of rocks! It seems to sense the HV side's dark lust for revenge and has made a pre-emptive shield specifically for it! Since the Furbies have attacked no one else yet, it doesn't fear universal reprisal, but HV shouldn't dare want to attack those precious rocks to get to the furbies. And the rocks are especially hardy against HV's efforts even if HV does decide to go through with it!
Satisfied, the Darkside awaits for things to play out as it tries to puzzle what is wrong with the current picture...
Action 1 + 2 : Summon the Healer Furby (1 Action for HP, 1 Action for Healing Furbies exclusively.)
Action 3: Summon the Anti-HV Shield to protect the Furbies (Made of sturdy rocks)
Free Actions:
Deploy the Dark Furby
Use the Favor with the Darkness given Soul to be given a means of recruiting/co-opting the Darkness given Form and Darkness with purpose.
Entity Orders:
Dark Furby - Consume the Heart gathered by the Heart Furby to increase the current and max HP by 20! Then Attack the Lesser Salt Elemental that the Heart Furby Attacked to convert it to the side of Darkness!
Healer Furby - Heal Heart Furby
Heart Furby - Attack one of the Lesser Salt Elementals first to weaken it.
(So, summary of my last round in combat, I was sent down in the ruined temple by the Godmodder, was almost forced to draw a bunch of cards, and didn't because of some confusing stuff.)
Action 1: I raise my blade Killslashibur high, lightning striking down on the blade causing it to ignite in eerie green flames. I piece my blade into the stony ground of the temple's base, causing a huge 'BOOM!' of thunder, shaking the ground around the foundation of the fallen temple. I ghastly shout, "All hail the Eternal and True Godmodder! May thy grace remain forever. Follow my heeding and bless this ground as a sanctuary to thy greatness. Animate it to avenge itself."- Summary, I animate the fallen Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as an undead construct. It is an entity, now, and Qwerty_ is on top of the animated temple with myself.
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I remember to take my actions this turn, and as my first I direct attention to a fatal flaw in the reanimation of a recently reanimated temple. It was stated that this entity was undead. However, it is also stated in this entity's very name that it is holy. Therefore, being both holy and undead, it should smite itself and explode in a puff of logic.
The insect, after taking a short nap or something, wakes up to find its eggs hatched. Hundreds upon thousands of tiny insects swarm out of the hole, eating their way through, and they get to work immediately, secreting a swiftly hardening, concrete like substance and beginning to build a nest in the room's corner. 5/10.
I then gather up my bootburners and anti-elves and get down to business, giving them a full course on exactly why they should be working together to generally commit brutal murder on certain enemies specified by me, and exactly how they would go about doing it. I also encourage them to teach those who come through the portal to do the same.
I then order them to tear the corrupted rocker furby a new one.
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I remember to take my actions this turn, and as my first I direct attention to a fatal flaw in the reanimation of a recently reanimated temple. It was stated that this entity was undead. However, it is also stated in this entity's very name that it is holy. Therefore, being both holy and undead, it should smite itself and explode in a puff of logic.
It was a holy temple. It is now a giant animated undead construct. There are holy undead in D&D lore, so this is not a contradiction as much as it shows that the Godmodder has a vast pantheon. I myself am an undead servant of the Godmodder, a holy servant of the deity. My existence isn't an oxymoron, it just makes my character more interesting.
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Action 2: Pulling my green blade out of the newly animated temple, I sheath the unholy sword as it cracks with fire. I flick my arms through the air, showing my vast arcane power, creating a circular portal at the heart of the animated temple, deep inside the stone amalgamation of the constructed undead. Out of the portal, I summon a legion of undead wyvern-knights, all mounted on top of Gloomstalkers, the shadowy Exandrian equivalent of wyverns. My voice booms across the world, commanding the army, "Come forth, my army! Serve your True and Glorious Godmodder well! Mors Omnibus!" I cry our legion's motto, as they echo in return, "Mors Omnibus!" and exit the current portal, flying high above the temple to protect it and destroy all in its path.
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I remember to take my actions this turn, and as my first I direct attention to a fatal flaw in the reanimation of a recently reanimated temple. It was stated that this entity was undead. However, it is also stated in this entity's very name that it is holy. Therefore, being both holy and undead, it should smite itself and explode in a puff of logic.
It was a holy temple. It is now a giant animated undead construct. There are holy undead in D&D lore, so this is not a contradiction as much as it shows that the Godmodder has a vast pantheon. I myself am an undead servant of the Godmodder, a holy servant of the deity. My existence isn't an oxymoron, it just makes my character more interesting.
It all depends on the universal lore. Undead work many different ways in many different universes. In some, all are destroyed/injured by holy things. In others, they are merely bothered or it has greater effect on them. In others, the two are completely separate and do not specially affect each other. This world already does not actually have too much to do with D&D, and seems to have more in common with Minecraft than anything. Wynncraft, actually.
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Action 2: I intercept Levi’s action 2 (if you intercept with action 3, I’ll do the same)
Meanwhile, I command the water elementals to attack Flame Beast Bakhal
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Action 3: I secretly intercept Memer_Asriel's action 3, in order to cause it so they don't know I am doing so, and cannot intercept it. (Let's just say it's an ability the Godmodder granted me when I was reincarnated, or something like that.)
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Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
I reread my book for my third action. I honestly don’t can’t that much for this action, so I’m going to get ready to publish it.
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[A]
The Godmodder catches the entire worlds supply of nukes, and starts juggling them. This consists of juggling air, as this world contains no nukes.
You heal yourself to minor wounds! then the spell runs out of power.
you declare your new character! just so we're clear, their 20, 20, and 30 levels in those classes will be treated as flavour text, just like when anyone else chooses a given statement for their level.
You attempt to do this, but...
LeviRocks stops Qwerty! The suggestion fails, however, being intercepted...
The interception, however, is soon intercepted...
by a forcecage, the creation of which is partially intercepted...
Dark Furby charge upticked to 4/4 (I'm assuming Action 1 had 2 actions put into it.)! Chargequest completed successfully! due to the nature of the chargequest, the normally-present "convert quest reward into charges" option is not available, but the unique bonus will apply when you summon the furby!... which will have to be next round, since I don't know what stats you intended for its original capabilities.
The Darkness Given Soul accepts the Dusk, and- perhaps grudgingly- agrees to listen to your requests, but it doesn't seem... desperate, I guess would be the word? Like, to analogise this to a person who you offer a cell phone, in a world where you need a phone for basically everything. you'd expect someone without a phone to be like "sweet! I really need a phone! what do you want for it, man, I'm way in your debt for this I'll help you however". But the Darkness Given Soul's response is more like "oh... yeah, alright. I guess that might be useful at some point, and it's good to have options... You need anything? I guess I could maybe help out.", so to speak.
Heart Furby ordered!
The Heart furby is currently non-targetable! You cause the corpses to protect your eggs! you collect 1+1+4+1+1 Rocks!
You do so! Action Interception will now require interesting actions, which should probably have been the case to start with, anyway. Even without good wording, you can weaken the other players action, but full interception will require an interesting method.
and the interception of the forcecage is itself largely intercepted. Secretly.
You partially intercept the interception of your forcecage-based interception of the interception of your interception of Qwerty's action.
That said, although you do mostly manage to prevent the interception of your interception of Qwerty's Action, your suggestion spell fails for two reasons. One, yeah, drawing 1000 cards from the deck of many things would, if the decks effects were translated faithfully into this game, be essentially equivalent to dying. multiple times. and Two, in order to stop an action from taking effect, you need one (interesting) action, but in order to stop it and then trigger a similar effect in the inverse- or to stop it, then do something yourself- you need two actions.
To be clear: You are not forced to draw cards, but you do not force Qwerty to draw cards either. All in all, no cards are drawn.
You reread your book! hm, great plot twist there with the robots. I also loved the way it started, of course. Very passionate. In the process of rereading, you find a few bits of slightly sub-optimal wording, and fix them!









0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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- Purity embodied.
EoRR
The Mask attacks Flame Beast Bakhal! it does 21 and 22 damage, killing Bakhal! As Bakhal falls, the corona around them flares one final time, counterattacking at the mask, which rolls low enough to be slightly singed by this flare-up, and take 1 Damage Mite of damage!
The remaining entities gather rocks or idle as appropriate. 1+1+1+3 rocks, specifically. The Anti-Elf dimensional portal gains more Bootburners!
The Dusk created by the Darkside is surrounded with a flow of dark smoke, not a tornado, but perhaps an extremely languid whirlwind of that dark substance. After a few moments, though there is no sudden change to mark it, The Futility Of Dusk has been covered by this darkness entirely, and while its limbs have changed little, they are now gradiented with blackness from the tips and fading out at the torso-joint.
The Heart Furby returns, nomming both hearts and gaining an additional 0.5 Heart Generation.
The Water Elementals, lacking a Bakhal to target, attack the Infernal Spirit instead. They both hit, doing 8 damage!
The Warriors of Carnage and Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attack the Water Elementals, killing both!
The Tetrahedral one fires a pulse from its black side,killing 3 Bootburners! Another one of its sides twirls forwards, a shining white light flashing across the infernal spirit to heal it for 9 HP, before it spins to a stop, the Blood dripping from that side now facing forwards a deep red. It wobbles, then falls down onto the corpse of the Rocker Furby.
The Godmodder snaps his fingers, conjuring a guitar. He quickly starts playing the guitar, electricity crackling from his fingers. After a few seconds of listening, it becomes clear what type of music he's playing: Rock music. with a final strum, the Guitar explodes, and the musical genre charge with it, leaving behind a single bolt of lightning, which crackles into the Tetrahedral one.
Blood-red lightning crackles around it, the ground staining red where it hits. black spikes begin to rise out of the ground around it in a shuddering, jittering motion. drops of molten storm well up from the ground. There is a sound like a muffled roar, and the Tetrahedral One goes flying, righting itself midair after a short wobble. Where once was the corpse of the Rocker Furby, now stands the Corrupted Rocker Furby. It... doesn't look that different, to be honest? It mostly looks like the Rocker Furby lost half its feathers and got bloodshot eyes. I guess even with three Godmodder Actions, there aren't any good ways to make a Furby look any scarier!
Yep, that's definitely it!
Anyway, despite looking almost identical, the Corrupted Rocker Furby is many times more powerful then it was before! Leaving aside that it obviously has an improved health pool, its Scream attack has been replaced with a roar, some kind of war-cry to buff its allies, and it seems to have acquired a particular penchant for Rocks. I guess it makes sense, it Is in the name.
Bill boggles vacantly at these shenanigans. Or maybe he's asleep. It's hard to tell.
...probably asleep? He rolls over, like a backflip, and waves his hand in the direction of a mountain. He grabs the camera and changes perspective without changing the apparent size of his hand, then waves it again,sending the mountain flying. Another snap of his fingers, and the mountains rocks are rearranged into a barrier around the Vending Machine. He snores, drooling a bit out of his eye-socket. Hm, maybe it's an act? does his body even do the bizarre ridiculousness... thing... if he's unconscious?
Since technically the Godmodder didn't use his action this round, just spend a charge, he starts a new charge. 1/4 for I'll decide on this later. As in, that's literally the name of the charge. "I'll decide on this later". He's not waiting for later to decide it, he's already decided it, and it's "I'll decide this later". we clear on that? cool.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crustacean 36 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] 9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I
Rock Nest 55 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch!)
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x5 HP, 1x5 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular.
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H- Alastair] Heart Furby 11/20 HP, 5A, 0 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation.
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP
Water Elementals dead! HP 1x0A (4x0 on fire enemies!)
[AG] Flame Beast Bakhal Fallen/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A
Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 18/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 300/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 3! Rock Out!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
Lesser Salt Elementals 7x7 Salt. +1S/R
[GM] Godmodder: 269 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/4 I'll decide on this later.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 123 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death.
Qwerty : Minor wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
I take the rock out of the rock music and ram it into its ear, pull it out of the godmodders other ear and then add the rock to my collection.
I brood over my eggs.
entities collect rocks and stuff, eggs hatch
Action one cast wish to remove action interception
Action 2 cast contingency with counter spell set to go off if someone counters it
Action 3 for fun I draw my entire deck of many things after the wish goes off
I will never get discord I play using play by post
Hmm.... imma take my shot at this. For one of my actions I cast fireball at the godmodder, the only solution to any situation, and the reason why the wiggler god failed wizard school. But the only valid spell.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Hail the Wiggler!
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
(Wait, so did I draw from the deck or not?)
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(I’m not the godmodder, idk how this works?!?!)
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Read the first post. I was asking Joebobob if I actually had to draw.
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Okay I have read. I use my other 2 actions to 1: use tzeentchian magic to destroy the consciousness of the godmodder, and 2: cast Paladin SMITE with CHEESE DAMAGE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! THE WIGGLER GOD SHALL BE MY WITNESS!
as a roleplay action I shred my pathetic mortal form and reveal my self as a demon lord of tzeentch. I identify as [OG]
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As the Dark Furby materlizes, it's clear what its 4 Cp were supposed to do...
1 Action went to its health, and the other gave it a zombification attack! As in if it kills something, it'll convert it into a being of Darkness, to fight on the side of the Darkside!
However... with that dark flame of destruction's ability... it now has a new power in addition to this that the Darkside eagerly awaits the unveiling of.
It has greater concerns. First of all it has the concern of the fact that it now has a favor from the Darkness Given Soul to be cashed in! The other...
Is the hijacking of the slain Rocker Furby.
This has made the Darkside bubble with confusing emotions. The Rocker Furby is far more powerful now. The Darkside had written it off and allowed it to perish. It is now pitted against its former summon.
However, the Darkside thinks on the words of the Darkness Given Soul. It hates the abomination and the wrongness unaddressed. Perhaps to curry favor, this shall be what it uses its favor on?
But... The Darkside knows that the other two Darknesses will be far harder than the Darkness given Soul to coerce, and the Darkside has yet to convince it. Perhaps...
It knows one thing. The Darkness given Soul has an intelligence it lacks. So the favor it must repay would be simple for its intellect - to give the Darkside a solution to getting those other two forms of Darkness on its side.
However, this does not solve the issue of the Rocker Furby. The Darkside's servants are weak. Without some means of keeping them alive, they shall not endure long enough to aid it in retaking this rogue element. The Darkside orders the Dark Furby to consume the heart the Heart Furby collects, giving it another 20 max and current HP. As for the Heart Furby's survival...
It is already wounded. Therefore a healer will be needed. It calls upon the darkness. The Heartless it knows, sadly, will not heed its call easily this time due to the limitations of the Action system. This bothers the Darkside, but there is a workaround.
It summons yet another Furby with all of its focus. This one has a sharp looking beak... and a medical bag? It looks off though, but it seems specialized for exclusively healing Furbies.
As for the actual orders for the Furbies... the Healer Furby will patch up the Heart Furby for now. The Heart and Dark Furbies, meanwhile, will Attack one of the only enemies weak enough for the furbies to actually damage - the Lesser Salt Elementals! The Heart Furby starts by telefragging into one of them. Presumably - the thing doesn't seem to move while visible so it might just walk super fast? anyway...
With it weak in body and in will... The Dark Furby comes up behind it menacingly. Before it can think of resisting the Dark Furby overwhelms it with its wicked power! The heart collapses and the Lesser Salt Servant succumbs to darkness, being commanded by the Darkside now!
However, something seems off to it... But the Darkside doesn't ponder that this second. It has somethign else to deal with.
I raises a shield around its furbies... made of rocks! It seems to sense the HV side's dark lust for revenge and has made a pre-emptive shield specifically for it! Since the Furbies have attacked no one else yet, it doesn't fear universal reprisal, but HV shouldn't dare want to attack those precious rocks to get to the furbies. And the rocks are especially hardy against HV's efforts even if HV does decide to go through with it!
Satisfied, the Darkside awaits for things to play out as it tries to puzzle what is wrong with the current picture...
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Action Summary:
Action 1 + 2 : Summon the Healer Furby (1 Action for HP, 1 Action for Healing Furbies exclusively.)
Action 3: Summon the Anti-HV Shield to protect the Furbies (Made of sturdy rocks)
Free Actions:
Deploy the Dark Furby
Use the Favor with the Darkness given Soul to be given a means of recruiting/co-opting the Darkness given Form and Darkness with purpose.
Entity Orders:
Dark Furby - Consume the Heart gathered by the Heart Furby to increase the current and max HP by 20! Then Attack the Lesser Salt Elemental that the Heart Furby Attacked to convert it to the side of Darkness!
Healer Furby - Heal Heart Furby
Heart Furby - Attack one of the Lesser Salt Elementals first to weaken it.
(So, summary of my last round in combat, I was sent down in the ruined temple by the Godmodder, was almost forced to draw a bunch of cards, and didn't because of some confusing stuff.)
Action 1: I raise my blade Killslashibur high, lightning striking down on the blade causing it to ignite in eerie green flames. I piece my blade into the stony ground of the temple's base, causing a huge 'BOOM!' of thunder, shaking the ground around the foundation of the fallen temple. I ghastly shout, "All hail the Eternal and True Godmodder! May thy grace remain forever. Follow my heeding and bless this ground as a sanctuary to thy greatness. Animate it to avenge itself." - Summary, I animate the fallen Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as an undead construct. It is an entity, now, and Qwerty_ is on top of the animated temple with myself.
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I make a super powerful spell revealing the true form of the godmodder it is really the queen of england
I will never get discord I play using play by post
Action 1: I created the Readatorium, in which I can read and publish books whenever I please.
Action 2: I publish my book in the Readatorium, with the title “A Complex Mind”, which is an autobiography about the complexities of my mind.
Action 3: I read about the history of the Godmodder, trying to figure out if it has any weaknesses or if it has been defeated before and how.
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[A]
I remember to take my actions this turn, and as my first I direct attention to a fatal flaw in the reanimation of a recently reanimated temple. It was stated that this entity was undead. However, it is also stated in this entity's very name that it is holy. Therefore, being both holy and undead, it should smite itself and explode in a puff of logic.
The insect, after taking a short nap or something, wakes up to find its eggs hatched. Hundreds upon thousands of tiny insects swarm out of the hole, eating their way through, and they get to work immediately, secreting a swiftly hardening, concrete like substance and beginning to build a nest in the room's corner. 5/10.
I then gather up my bootburners and anti-elves and get down to business, giving them a full course on exactly why they should be working together to generally commit brutal murder on certain enemies specified by me, and exactly how they would go about doing it. I also encourage them to teach those who come through the portal to do the same.
I then order them to tear the corrupted rocker furby a new one.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
It was a holy temple. It is now a giant animated undead construct. There are holy undead in D&D lore, so this is not a contradiction as much as it shows that the Godmodder has a vast pantheon. I myself am an undead servant of the Godmodder, a holy servant of the deity. My existence isn't an oxymoron, it just makes my character more interesting.
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Action 2: Pulling my green blade out of the newly animated temple, I sheath the unholy sword as it cracks with fire. I flick my arms through the air, showing my vast arcane power, creating a circular portal at the heart of the animated temple, deep inside the stone amalgamation of the constructed undead. Out of the portal, I summon a legion of undead wyvern-knights, all mounted on top of Gloomstalkers, the shadowy Exandrian equivalent of wyverns. My voice booms across the world, commanding the army, "Come forth, my army! Serve your True and Glorious Godmodder well! Mors Omnibus!" I cry our legion's motto, as they echo in return, "Mors Omnibus!" and exit the current portal, flying high above the temple to protect it and destroy all in its path.
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It all depends on the universal lore. Undead work many different ways in many different universes. In some, all are destroyed/injured by holy things. In others, they are merely bothered or it has greater effect on them. In others, the two are completely separate and do not specially affect each other. This world already does not actually have too much to do with D&D, and seems to have more in common with Minecraft than anything. Wynncraft, actually.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."