I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Action 3: I consecrate the Temple to the Godmodder. Its official name shall be "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder", and shan't be referred to anything less than this full statement. (You must use the full name whenever you talk about it, or you will be smote by the Godmodder. You can't just call it "The Temple" or the "Godmodder's Temple". You must always call it "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder")
Hey LeviRocks, you have referred to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as just “the temple” for the past couple rounds. Pretty sure you should be taking some damage
Action 3: I consecrate the Temple to the Godmodder. Its official name shall be "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder", and shan't be referred to anything less than this full statement. (You must use the full name whenever you talk about it, or you will be smote by the Godmodder. You can't just call it "The Temple" or the "Godmodder's Temple". You must always call it "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder")
Hey LeviRocks, you have referred to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as just “the temple” for the past couple rounds. Pretty sure you should be taking some damage
Action 3: I consecrate the Temple to the Godmodder. Its official name shall be "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder", and shan't be referred to anything less than this full statement. (You must use the full name whenever you talk about it, or you will be smote by the Godmodder. You can't just call it "The Temple" or the "Godmodder's Temple". You must always call it "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder")
Hey LeviRocks, you have referred to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as just “the temple” for the past couple rounds. Pretty sure you should be taking some damage
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 3: I consecrate the Temple to the Godmodder. Its official name shall be "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder", and shan't be referred to anything less than this full statement. (You must use the full name whenever you talk about it, or you will be smote by the Godmodder. You can't just call it "The Temple" or the "Godmodder's Temple". You must always call it "The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder")
Hey LeviRocks, you have referred to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as just “the temple” for the past couple rounds. Pretty sure you should be taking some damage
I stopped because the blessing fell a few rounds back. I've only referred to it as the temple when it only was the temple.
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(free minion instruction)I make sure the anti-elves/bootburners who are against the idea of joining together for general murder of specified targets are first in line for being attacked, though a one action summon probably won't be able to hurt them too much.
I then remember to instruct my minions on not only why they should be committing general murder of specified targets, but how they would go about committing general murder of specified targets. Suitably instructed, they actually tear a new one into the corrupt furby this time. Maybe just a tiny new one, but a new one nonetheless.
The insects continue to build up the hive, filling the chamber faster and faster. When the corpse falls, they waste no time in tearing it to shreds, devouring it and leaving nothing but the bones and other inedible things, which they swiftly integrate into the hive. More eggs are laid, and more insects hatch. 6/10.
Finally, I pull a massive bug zapper out of my cane, despite the cane being many times smaller than the bug zapper. Extradimensional spaces, yay. I proceed to turn the undead wyvern-knights into ashes.
Action 3: After seeing the petty underlings around me attempt to destroy my minions, companions, and children, I pray unto the Godmodder, my voice filling the whole of the world, "Most holy Godmodder. Protect us now this hour. Waves of rebellion crash upon your wrathful coast. Defend your servants of triumph. Restore your fallen warriors. Bring conquest unto the heathen. In they holy and terrible name, we pray unto you, Godmodder. We shall be the reapers of peace if thou willest it." I end my prayer still hovering in the air.
(Summary: The Godmodder shall protect their followers, if he wills it.)
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Action 3: After seeing the petty underlings around me attempt to destroy my minions, companions, and children, I pray unto the Godmodder, my voice filling the whole of the world, "Most holy Godmodder. Protect us now this hour. Waves of rebellion crash upon your wrathful coast. Defend your servants of triumph. Restore your fallen warriors. Bring conquest unto the heathen. In they holy and terrible name, we pray unto you, Godmodder. We shall be the reapers of peace if thou willest it." I end my prayer still hovering in the air.
(Summary: The Godmodder shall protect their followers, if he wills it.)
Fun fact: the Godmodder doesn’t care about his minions. I mean, he left you to die when he could have saved you.
Action 3: After seeing the petty underlings around me attempt to destroy my minions, companions, and children, I pray unto the Godmodder, my voice filling the whole of the world, "Most holy Godmodder. Protect us now this hour. Waves of rebellion crash upon your wrathful coast. Defend your servants of triumph. Restore your fallen warriors. Bring conquest unto the heathen. In they holy and terrible name, we pray unto you, Godmodder. We shall be the reapers of peace if thou willest it." I end my prayer still hovering in the air.
(Summary: The Godmodder shall protect their followers, if he wills it.)
Fun fact: the Godmodder doesn’t care about his minions. I mean, he left you to die when he could have saved you.
It's worth a shot, though.
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The Darkside ponders the words of the Darkness given Soul. In doing so, a new memory forms upon an epiphany.
It knows so, so very little. It knows little of the words it used. It knows little of the ideas, the concepts. And upon realizing that, the epiphany follows is that which the Seeker of Darkness once espoused.
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
There is one thing it knows and understands, however. It understands easier the implication that the Darkness with purpose, unlike the Darkness given Soul, was the true equal to its own darkness. and so it approaches the Darkness with purpose and channels the power of the Realm of Darkness.
Within the Darkness... an eye stares out and meets the eye of the Darkness with purpose's innermost depths. The way their Darkness of the Heart flows and its intent is laid bare, and they see they are enough of the same to propose an alliance. It is extended to the Darkness with Purpose, and awaits a response. The empathy threatens to spark, but is swiftly denied through dark purpose and some grounding through wariness from its deal with Bill.
In the meantime, there is work to be done. Namely, to return the assault that the Godmodder's forces visited upon the Healer Furby. It stalks upon the Warriors of Carnage, daring them to challenge its might. They charge, but this futile gesture is for naught. The Darkside slams its fist into the ground, sending out a wicked wave and dark force across it. The Warriors of Carnage, caught in the shockwave, perish, but it doesn't slow down the shockwave until it runs into the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit.
Then the Darkside turns its sights upon the Godmodder and plunges his fist into the ground again. Around it is a pool of darkness... but the Shadows that come out are much more plentiful. And far more united.
Or rather, a part of a Demon Tower's Swarm comes out and drags the Godmodder into the Realm of Darkness. There the turbulent tides of their endless ilk buffet and tear at the Godmodder, and their numbers so great that even his sheer power has trouble destroying them - and even then, due to being in their home territory, the heartless reform instantly here if they are not destroyed by their natural weakness.
It isn't until the Godmodder has escaped that he has a chance to realize something has happened. Or rather that something went missing. And in the Darksides hands, having been given to it from the pool of darkness...
Is the Rock Snake Corpse. The Darkside preens, looking upon the Godmodder smugly as it awaits the anger, frustration, and anguish that comes with having something stolen from them.
It then turns its head and gives its orders to the Furbies and their new aquisition. The Healing Furby this time shall receive the heart from the Heart Furby, consuming it to increase its potential for healing before tending to its own wounds. The Heart and Dark Furby repeat their actions from last time, converting another of the Lesser Salt Elementals to their number while their former comrade protects the Heart Furby due to its wounds.
But even so... the Darkside feels new fears and new hungers. And all to do with their lack of knowledge and understanding...
(Summary of my previous turn, and how it actually ended.)
Standing on the foot of the temple, I animate it with the power of the Godmodder, summoned an army of undead wyvern knights riding gloomstalkers, and fell to the ground 50ish feet below me as the temple exploded. As I fell through the air, I seemingly pause upright midair, holding my greatsword with two hands above my head.
Action 1: Though physically obliterated, the temple is not vanquished. As parts of the rubble of the building/undead form fall to the ground as the ground beneath my feet gives way, I pause time momentarily to hold together the spirit of the temple. The portal in the center of the temple turns purple, filled with fire, and shoots out violet-red streaks of magic fire-pillars to every piece of the temple that is now floating in the air. The portal establishes a link between them all, forming an undead spirit that animates them into a collective swarm of earth-chunks that hover in the air. My voice booms, "The soul of an undead temple is greater than physical obliteration. Army! Attack the heathens!"
Action summary: I float in the air pausing time around me in the range of the blast of the temple's explosion, suspending the chunks in the air and reviving the undead spirit to create an undead entity known as the "Godtemplest."
Entity Actions:
The Wyvern-Knights riding Gloomstalkers (yes, that will be their official names): They will fly high above the Godtempest, forming a meta-physical link between each other, focusing their magic on the Boot-Burners, who they recognize as heathens. They dive down from the sky and assault the boot-burners with flaming lances and shadow-breath.
The Godtemplest (yet another official name containing a pun!): The Godtemplest will activate the portal, the Godmodder choosing what entities come through.
Action 2: My dark form looks down at the now prone Qwerty_, laughing as they create a hole to Tartarus (wherever that is) to disrupt my new summoning. I raise my greatsword, causing it to be wreathed in green flames, as I thrust the weapon downward towards the ground below. On the ground where I am pointing the tip of my greatsword, a portal emerges, connected to Tartarus, causing all creatures from Tartarus and any new ones from my first portal to appear on the ground near it.
Tartarus is a location in Greek mythology, where, if I remember correctly, monsters go when they die, and titans are imprisoned. It is also alive? anyway, you summon the creatures of Tartarus to your aid! however...
Summary and answer to your question: The godmodder is both no one and everyone. It is apparently the entity and force that binds the universe together. They are the Queen of England, Donald Trump, and most truly: The Godmodder
(...I don't recall ever saying the Godmodder was 'the force that binds the universe together'? They are definitely The Godmodder, though.)
I use the 2 rounds to charge my energy and unleash a devastating beam of holiness to where the creatures are spawning, vaporising all of them and the portal.
...Qwerty immediately kills all the creatures of Tartarus who were summoned forth!
I use divine intervention talking to tiamat saying that there is a powerful threat I need help and I shall sacrifice myself to you if you help
Tiamat agrees to help if you sacrifice yourself to them first. Or at least, you think that's what they said. Depending on which dragon language they were speaking, it might have meant "the kittens are basement pancake, vampire oregano.", and you never can tell with chaotic deities.
I cast wish to. Change the goddmoders legal name to bob
The goddmoders legal name is now bob. The goddmoder is not aware of this, as the goddmoder is not present anywhere within this universe, nor relevant to the battle at hand. The Godmodder detects your actions, and raises one eyebrow at this frivolous-appearing use of a Wish spell.
I build an infrared lamp that warms the eggs out of rocks.
Then I order all my rock collecting entities to collect the anti-HV-shield which is weak against being collected due to being made out of rocks.
I grab me the rocker furby and stash it into my inventory, open up the inventory manager and define it as inanimate, killing it instantly.
I build a auto-turret out of rock that shoots at nest defilers.
You create an infrared lamp! You give your entities orders. The Corrupt Rocker Furby smacks your hand with the electrified Rock Electric Guitar, causing you to drop it after doing 20 damage. You summon an Auto-turret using 75 Rocks!
(free minion instruction)I make sure the anti-elves/bootburners who are against the idea of joining together for general murder of specified targets are first in line for being attacked, though a one action summon probably won't be able to hurt them too much.
I then remember to instruct my minions on not only why they should be committing general murder of specified targets, but how they would go about committing general murder of specified targets. Suitably instructed, they actually tear a new one into the corrupt furby this time. Maybe just a tiny new one, but a new one nonetheless.
The insects continue to build up the hive, filling the chamber faster and faster. When the corpse falls, they waste no time in tearing it to shreds, devouring it and leaving nothing but the bones and other inedible things, which they swiftly integrate into the hive. More eggs are laid, and more insects hatch. 6/10.
Finally, I pull a massive bug zapper out of my cane, despite the cane being many times smaller than the bug zapper. Extradimensional spaces, yay. I proceed to turn the undead wyvern-knights into ashes.
You teach your minions how to go about preforming the general murder... of Corrupted in particular- you don't get through the rest of the lesson in time. Ah well, progress is progress! The insects continue to build the nest! However, when they attempt to tear the corpse to shreds, it jerks backwards, stumbling back and raising a stick as a crude weapon. It seems to be undead, and now hostile to the nest. You kill all the wyvern-knights!
I kamikaze into the ogs by creating a black hole next to the biggest group
You create a black hole next to the Rock Nest, destroying 15 rocks (and as such, doing 20 damage). You do not kamikaze, however, because this would be in defiance of/prevent your suggested deal to Tiamat.
Action 3: After seeing the petty underlings around me attempt to destroy my minions, companions, and children, I pray unto the Godmodder, my voice filling the whole of the world, "Most holy Godmodder. Protect us now this hour. Waves of rebellion crash upon your wrathful coast. Defend your servants of triumph. Restore your fallen warriors. Bring conquest unto the heathen. In they holy and terrible name, we pray unto you, Godmodder. We shall be the reapers of peace if thou willest it." I end my prayer still hovering in the air.
(Summary: The Godmodder shall protect their followers, if he wills it.)
The Godmodder glances at you, then goes back to whatever mundanity he was occupying himself with- maybe picking his nose or something. however, through the sheer power of your faith, or possibly the action you spent being very faithful, a 20 HP shield forms around you. you in particular, since the other entities you summoned died already.
Action 3: After seeing the petty underlings around me attempt to destroy my minions, companions, and children, I pray unto the Godmodder, my voice filling the whole of the world, "Most holy Godmodder. Protect us now this hour. Waves of rebellion crash upon your wrathful coast. Defend your servants of triumph. Restore your fallen warriors. Bring conquest unto the heathen. In they holy and terrible name, we pray unto you, Godmodder. We shall be the reapers of peace if thou willest it." I end my prayer still hovering in the air.
(Summary: The Godmodder shall protect their followers, if he wills it.)
Fun fact: the Godmodder doesn’t care about his minions. I mean, he left you to die when he could have saved you.
The Godmodder looks up. He Resents that accusation! first of all, this green-fire greatsword worshiper person is objectively Completely different from the last AG who he left to die! and second of all, he didn't leave anyone to die! He just happened to be occupied doing something incredibly important and not at all banal or minor! and uh. Yeah! Stop impugning on the Godmodder's Honor! This is libel, is what it is! Definitely libel, and not the truth in any way shape or form!
The Darkside ponders the words of the Darkness given Soul. In doing so, a new memory forms upon an epiphany.
It knows so, so very little. It knows little of the words it used. It knows little of the ideas, the concepts. And upon realizing that, the epiphany follows is that which the Seeker of Darkness once espoused.
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
There is one thing it knows and understands, however. It understands easier the implication that the Darkness with purpose, unlike the Darkness given Soul, was the true equal to its own darkness. and so it approaches the Darkness with purpose and channels the power of the Realm of Darkness.
Within the Darkness... an eye stares out and meets the eye of the Darkness with purpose's innermost depths. The way their Darkness of the Heart flows and its intent is laid bare, and they see they are enough of the same to propose an alliance. It is extended to the Darkness with Purpose, and awaits a response. The empathy threatens to spark, but is swiftly denied through dark purpose and some grounding through wariness from its deal with Bill.
In the meantime, there is work to be done. Namely, to return the assault that the Godmodder's forces visited upon the Healer Furby. It stalks upon the Warriors of Carnage, daring them to challenge its might. They charge, but this futile gesture is for naught. The Darkside slams its fist into the ground, sending out a wicked wave and dark force across it. The Warriors of Carnage, caught in the shockwave, perish, but it doesn't slow down the shockwave until it runs into the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit.
Then the Darkside turns its sights upon the Godmodder and plunges his fist into the ground again. Around it is a pool of darkness... but the Shadows that come out are much more plentiful. And far more united.
Or rather, a part of a Demon Tower's Swarm comes out and drags the Godmodder into the Realm of Darkness. There the turbulent tides of their endless ilk buffet and tear at the Godmodder, and their numbers so great that even his sheer power has trouble destroying them - and even then, due to being in their home territory, the heartless reform instantly here if they are not destroyed by their natural weakness.
It isn't until the Godmodder has escaped that he has a chance to realize something has happened. Or rather that something went missing. And in the Darksides hands, having been given to it from the pool of darkness...
Is the Rock Snake Corpse. The Darkside preens, looking upon the Godmodder smugly as it awaits the anger, frustration, and anguish that comes with having something stolen from them.
It then turns its head and gives its orders to the Furbies and their new aquisition. The Healing Furby this time shall receive the heart from the Heart Furby, consuming it to increase its potential for healing before tending to its own wounds. The Heart and Dark Furby repeat their actions from last time, converting another of the Lesser Salt Elementals to their number while their former comrade protects the Heart Furby due to its wounds.
But even so... the Darkside feels new fears and new hungers. And all to do with their lack of knowledge and understanding...
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental: Bodyguard for the weakened Heart Furby
The Darkside sounds certain, so very sure... and yet, as it approaches the Darkness With Purpose, it is met first with a hint of weariness, and then after a moment with raw bewilderment. Simple confusion; the Darkness With Purpose does not seem to have expected the interaction, but it furthermore seems more confused as the proposal continues. After an increasingly long, and increasingly awkward, pause, The Darkness With Purpose states in a manner beyond words that it is not the second, and it shares not the fourth, and the third it refuses to be; and the first it does not entirely comprehend in any case. Elsewhere, a watcher gazes. within its sight, no thing may hide... and indeed, it sees the Darkside. The Darkside kills both warriors of carnage, and does 13 damage to the Infernal Spirit! The Godmodder avoids any harm from the realm of darkness, surrounding himself with an odd shield- not of light, but of the weak and flimsy boundaries between it and shadow. Of course, harm was not the goal; and seeing as the Rock Snake (Corpse?) was simply placed in the Godmodders pocket, it is not particularly well-protected. an unfortunate oversight. You obtain the Rock Snake Corpse! The Godmodder will respond to this occurrence in the End of round reactions, on his turn. Entities Ordered! The Darkside feels like it's being watched...
End of Round Reactions
The Rock Crustaceans and Mask work together to harvest the Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall (which, though it can only block hungry visitor, I suppose will also be Targetable by others, if they want to. I guess.), and harvest the entire thing, getting 20 rocks. The Auto-Turret attacks the tetrahedral one, a previous nest-defiler, for 8 damage! Two Eyes on not-aegislash swivel around, focusing in the end on the Darkside. The Bootburners and Anti-elves attack the Corrupt Rocker Furby and tear it a new one, doing 13 damage! the portal generates 3 more bootburners! The Darkness Given Soul looks in the direction of the Tetrahedral one... it seems not to be looking At them, though, but past them. if it were a humanoid, I'd say it had a far-off look in its eyes, but, well. It has no Eyes. Odd... anyway! The Heart Furby attacks a Lesser Salt Elemental! The Healer Furby noms a heart, gaining 6 more Furby-healing!A and healing themself to full! The attacks the Lesser Salt Elemental as well. As it does, streaks of black, not quite like wind but not too visually dissimilar either, begin to appear. They do not gather around it, or sweep along in the same direction of its travel, but rather appear from the opposite direction, battering into the other Salt Elementals with not cutting, but brute force. the directly executes one such elemental, that which was already weakened, but the remainder are thrown, not up into the air, but smashed down into the ground, by the brute wind. All Lesser Salt Elementals killed! The Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attacks the Heart Furby, being blocked by the Lesser Dark Instant elemental! 2d2x3 -> (2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2) it deals exactly enough damage to kill one of them! The Tetrahedral one shines a flash of light over the Corrupted Rocker Furby, attempting to heal it for 9 HP! this fails, however, as the Furbys max HP is 20, and it already has at least 20 HP. It then attacks the Bootburners for 9 damage, killing 3, and eliminating all the don't-want-to-kill-whatever bootburners! using a third side, it hovers above the Corrupt Rocker Furby, and drips blood from its bloodied side,granting it an additional 27 Health! The Corrupt Rocker Furby moves to act, but The Godmodder gestures for it to wait, then grins at the Darkside. he looks pretty cocky, hands in his pockets with that smug smirk on his face. While he digs around in his pocket for something, The Godmodder explains that the Rock Snake wasn't exactly dead. It was listed, after all, as a 'Rock Snake (Corpse?)'. The Rock snake actually stood at an ambiguous place in the rules; it had both a health bar, and rocks, and its rocks weren't explicitly its health, but they also weren't explicitly Not that, and it wasn't actually established as alive or dead. So, the Godmodder explains, bending over a bit to reach further into his pocket, the Rock Snake was in a superposition of being a corpse and not being a corpse. But, since the Darkside stole the Rock Snake Corpse, and not the Rock Snake (Corpse?), The Godmodder must still have the Rock Snake, non-corpse edition. Which he does, as he reveals by retrieving the crappy offbrand onyxRock Snake and placing it carefully on the Corrupt Rocker Furby's stage, allowing it to serve as a mount for them. Rock Snake summoned! The Darkside now has the Rock Snake Corpse! The Corrupt Rocker Furby rocks out a little more, taking 10 rocks from each Rock-based each Crustacean, and attaches them all to the Rock Snake! Luckily, the Rock Snake seems to be suffering from Stasis Sickness, preventing it from acting itself for the next short while. Bill Cipher successfully redefines 'Rock' so that Salt is technically not a type of Rock! All salt entities are now immune to rock-theft abilities! Then, he takes a unmetaphoricalationizer, and gathers up all of Hungry Visitor's recent salt about anything bad which happened to his entities, selling it as healing salt through the vending machine! There's so much of it that it sustains the entire multidimensional enterprise until the unmetaphoricalationizer explodes!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp!) Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic. Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x8 +1x1 HP 1x9 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x3+1 HP, 1x4 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H/UnHallows- Alastair] Heart Furby 17/20 HP, 5A, 0 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation. Healer Furby 20/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!A 40/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 10 HP, +1 HP/R Shadow of Security 35 HP, +5 HP/R. 1?/G have you seen the crimson crown Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall, DEAD/40 HP, will only work on Hungry Visitor (this includes his Srovy-powered actions!) [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP Readatorium 10/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] Undead Wyvern knight army DEAD HP, 3A, Horde. Godtemplest DEAD Tartarus Residents DEAD [AG] Warriors Of Carnage DEADx2 HP, 5x2A Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 14/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 19x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 313/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 1! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar, riding Rock Snake! Off-brand Rock Snake 0 HP/ 101 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A, Stasis Sickened (Can't act!)! Stage, 30 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby!) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. Lesser Salt Elementals 10x0 Salt. +1S/R [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 94 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield. Qwerty : Minor wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (61 rocks), probably hopelessly confused.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 1: Watching all of my servants fall to the ground, declared DEAD by Joebobob, I hold my greatsword in my right hand perpendicular to my body, the blade pointing away from me. I open my guantlet of bones to reveal my ghastly fingers, which I slowly circle around my sword, speaking arcane words, "Salva me magnanime unum. Tu es enim sanctus et verus Godmodder. Me servum tuum humilem, nam mors mortuis per gratiam tuam ex. Victoria mea tibi sit dicata, etsi hereditas servorum Domini et amicos defuncti sunt. Mortui sunt atque obtestor quod suos amicos, quos nuper Erige mortuus omnino mortui non faciam. Fac eas NUNDEAD pro mortuum. Sit tibi in aeternum vive: Gratia tuo."
As I finish my arcane chant, my sword blade begins to emit ultraviolet and arcane blue light. I see my fallen allies, thrust my hand towards the sky, to turn their status from DEAD to NUNDEAD. I change their state of being. They are no longer dead. They are not undead, either. Truly, they are NUNDEAD, which is the state of being reincarnated as nuns. All of my servants and friends who so recently deceased become female versions of themselves, and are nuns. Even the Gloomstalkers are all female now, and are wearing nuns robes that probably make it difficult to fly. The Godtemplest has identified itself as a female, and is also now a nun, while they still retain all their previous powers.
Summary of Action 1: I changed the state of my DEAD servants and friends who died last round to become NUNDEAD on Joebobob's post. They are back to a limbo-like life-state, and still can serve me.
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WE meet again! I point at the rock snake. I am quite salty about not being able to finish it off in the past. Thus I clap my hands, beckoning my salt pyramid scheme to destroy this abomination against rock collectors with the power of pyramid salt.
I order my entities to collect rock. I collect rock myself.
I am feeling quite pyramidial today so I build a great pyramid over the rock nest with some rocks. This pyramid has sharp edges and if one attacks it, it will damage the attacker due to its superb rock hardness.
Finally, since I am now ready to enter in the realm of music, I start making songs. As I do so, blue streaks of energy surround me as I work, as I am completely focused on music. The energy enters me as I work, and more come as others are absorbed by me.
Summary: All actions are used as I create music, and blue energy gets absorbed by me during this process.
Action 2: After raising my servants and friends from being DEAD to being NUNDEAD I thrust my right hand in the air, causing a giant cardboard square to appear in the air. I shout, "My fellow players, we must stop the fighting. This disturbance is angering our Godmodder. I propose a better way to resolve our competition. MONOPOLY! We shall play the most important game of Monopoly in existence. You shall play, or designate one of your favored entities to play. The prize? A wish granted by the Godmodder (or me, if he doesn't want to grant it at that moment) and can be nearly anything you would like. What do you say, fellow players? Will you join me in Monopoly?"
Action Summary: I summon a giant monopoly board game and beckon everyone else to join.
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Hey LeviRocks, you have referred to The Holy Temple of the Eternal Godmodder as just “the temple” for the past couple rounds. Pretty sure you should be taking some damage
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I use divine intervention talking to tiamat saying that there is a powerful threat I need help and I shall sacrifice myself to you if you help
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I stopped because the blessing fell a few rounds back. I've only referred to it as the temple when it only was the temple.
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I cast wish to. Change the goddmoders legal name to bob
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I build an infrared lamp that warms the eggs out of rocks.
Then I order all my rock collecting entities to collect the anti-HV-shield which is weak against being collected due to being made out of rocks.
I grab me the rocker furby and stash it into my inventory, open up the inventory manager and define it as inanimate, killing it instantly.
I build a auto-turret out of rock that shoots at nest defilers.
(free minion instruction)I make sure the anti-elves/bootburners who are against the idea of joining together for general murder of specified targets are first in line for being attacked, though a one action summon probably won't be able to hurt them too much.
I then remember to instruct my minions on not only why they should be committing general murder of specified targets, but how they would go about committing general murder of specified targets. Suitably instructed, they actually tear a new one into the corrupt furby this time. Maybe just a tiny new one, but a new one nonetheless.
The insects continue to build up the hive, filling the chamber faster and faster. When the corpse falls, they waste no time in tearing it to shreds, devouring it and leaving nothing but the bones and other inedible things, which they swiftly integrate into the hive. More eggs are laid, and more insects hatch. 6/10.
Finally, I pull a massive bug zapper out of my cane, despite the cane being many times smaller than the bug zapper. Extradimensional spaces, yay. I proceed to turn the undead wyvern-knights into ashes.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I kamikaze into the ogs by creating a black hole next to the biggest group
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Action 1: I get proficient with the keyboard
Action 2: I get proficient with a Digital Audio Workstation (used for electronic music)
Action 3: I get proficient with a DJ setup
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Action 3: After seeing the petty underlings around me attempt to destroy my minions, companions, and children, I pray unto the Godmodder, my voice filling the whole of the world, "Most holy Godmodder. Protect us now this hour. Waves of rebellion crash upon your wrathful coast. Defend your servants of triumph. Restore your fallen warriors. Bring conquest unto the heathen. In they holy and terrible name, we pray unto you, Godmodder. We shall be the reapers of peace if thou willest it." I end my prayer still hovering in the air.
(Summary: The Godmodder shall protect their followers, if he wills it.)
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Fun fact: the Godmodder doesn’t care about his minions. I mean, he left you to die when he could have saved you.
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It's worth a shot, though.
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The Darkside ponders the words of the Darkness given Soul. In doing so, a new memory forms upon an epiphany.
It knows so, so very little. It knows little of the words it used. It knows little of the ideas, the concepts. And upon realizing that, the epiphany follows is that which the Seeker of Darkness once espoused.
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
There is one thing it knows and understands, however. It understands easier the implication that the Darkness with purpose, unlike the Darkness given Soul, was the true equal to its own darkness. and so it approaches the Darkness with purpose and channels the power of the Realm of Darkness.
Within the Darkness... an eye stares out and meets the eye of the Darkness with purpose's innermost depths. The way their Darkness of the Heart flows and its intent is laid bare, and they see they are enough of the same to propose an alliance. It is extended to the Darkness with Purpose, and awaits a response. The empathy threatens to spark, but is swiftly denied through dark purpose and some grounding through wariness from its deal with Bill.
In the meantime, there is work to be done. Namely, to return the assault that the Godmodder's forces visited upon the Healer Furby. It stalks upon the Warriors of Carnage, daring them to challenge its might. They charge, but this futile gesture is for naught. The Darkside slams its fist into the ground, sending out a wicked wave and dark force across it. The Warriors of Carnage, caught in the shockwave, perish, but it doesn't slow down the shockwave until it runs into the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit.
Then the Darkside turns its sights upon the Godmodder and plunges his fist into the ground again. Around it is a pool of darkness... but the Shadows that come out are much more plentiful. And far more united.
Or rather, a part of a Demon Tower's Swarm comes out and drags the Godmodder into the Realm of Darkness. There the turbulent tides of their endless ilk buffet and tear at the Godmodder, and their numbers so great that even his sheer power has trouble destroying them - and even then, due to being in their home territory, the heartless reform instantly here if they are not destroyed by their natural weakness.
It isn't until the Godmodder has escaped that he has a chance to realize something has happened. Or rather that something went missing. And in the Darksides hands, having been given to it from the pool of darkness...
Is the Rock Snake Corpse. The Darkside preens, looking upon the Godmodder smugly as it awaits the anger, frustration, and anguish that comes with having something stolen from them.
It then turns its head and gives its orders to the Furbies and their new aquisition. The Healing Furby this time shall receive the heart from the Heart Furby, consuming it to increase its potential for healing before tending to its own wounds. The Heart and Dark Furby repeat their actions from last time, converting another of the Lesser Salt Elementals to their number while their former comrade protects the Heart Furby due to its wounds.
But even so... the Darkside feels new fears and new hungers. And all to do with their lack of knowledge and understanding...
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Action Summary:
Actions 1 + 2: Dark Shockwave on the Warriors of Carnage, leftover damage aimed at the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit
Action 3: Use the Demon Tower and the Realm of Darkness to strip the Godmodder of the Rock Snake Corpse.
Free Actions:
Propose an alliance to the Darkness with purpose.
Create another memory within the chain of memories for the Darkside.
Entity Orders:
Dark Furby: Finish off weakened Salt Elemental
Healing Furby: Eat heart, boost healing, healthyself
Heart Furby: Gather Heart, Weaken Salt Elemental
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental: Bodyguard for the weakened Heart Furby
Godtemplest summoned!...
and subsequently sent into Tartarus, or at least a really really deep hole. Doesn't much matter which, really.
Tartarus is a location in Greek mythology, where, if I remember correctly, monsters go when they die, and titans are imprisoned. It is also alive? anyway, you summon the creatures of Tartarus to your aid! however...
(...I don't recall ever saying the Godmodder was 'the force that binds the universe together'? They are definitely The Godmodder, though.)
...Qwerty immediately kills all the creatures of Tartarus who were summoned forth!
Tiamat agrees to help if you sacrifice yourself to them first. Or at least, you think that's what they said. Depending on which dragon language they were speaking, it might have meant "the kittens are basement pancake, vampire oregano.", and you never can tell with chaotic deities.
The goddmoders legal name is now bob. The goddmoder is not aware of this, as the goddmoder is not present anywhere within this universe, nor relevant to the battle at hand. The Godmodder detects your actions, and raises one eyebrow at this frivolous-appearing use of a Wish spell.
You create an infrared lamp! You give your entities orders. The Corrupt Rocker Furby smacks your hand with the electrified Rock Electric Guitar, causing you to drop it after doing 20 damage. You summon an Auto-turret using 75 Rocks!
You teach your minions how to go about preforming the general murder... of Corrupted in particular- you don't get through the rest of the lesson in time. Ah well, progress is progress!
The insects continue to build the nest! However, when they attempt to tear the corpse to shreds, it jerks backwards, stumbling back and raising a stick as a crude weapon. It seems to be undead, and now hostile to the nest.
You kill all the wyvern-knights!
You create a black hole next to the Rock Nest, destroying 15 rocks (and as such, doing 20 damage). You do not kamikaze, however, because this would be in defiance of/prevent your suggested deal to Tiamat.
You practice music-making! you are now proficient at musicing!
The Godmodder glances at you, then goes back to whatever mundanity he was occupying himself with- maybe picking his nose or something. however, through the sheer power of your faith, or possibly the action you spent being very faithful, a 20 HP shield forms around you. you in particular, since the other entities you summoned died already.
The Godmodder looks up. He Resents that accusation! first of all, this green-fire greatsword worshiper person is objectively Completely different from the last AG who he left to die! and second of all, he didn't leave anyone to die! He just happened to be occupied doing something incredibly important and not at all banal or minor! and uh. Yeah! Stop impugning on the Godmodder's Honor! This is libel, is what it is! Definitely libel, and not the truth in any way shape or form!
The Darkside sounds certain, so very sure... and yet, as it approaches the Darkness With Purpose, it is met first with a hint of weariness, and then after a moment with raw bewilderment. Simple confusion; the Darkness With Purpose does not seem to have expected the interaction, but it furthermore seems more confused as the proposal continues. After an increasingly long, and increasingly awkward, pause, The Darkness With Purpose states in a manner beyond words that it is not the second, and it shares not the fourth, and the third it refuses to be; and the first it does not entirely comprehend in any case. Elsewhere, a watcher gazes. within its sight, no thing may hide... and indeed, it sees the Darkside.
attacks the Lesser Salt Elemental as well. As it does, streaks of black, not quite like wind but not too visually dissimilar either, begin to appear. They do not gather around it, or sweep along in the same direction of its travel, but rather appear from the opposite direction, battering into the other Salt Elementals with not cutting, but brute force. the
directly executes one such elemental, that which was already weakened, but the remainder are thrown, not up into the air, but smashed down into the ground, by the brute wind. All Lesser Salt Elementals killed!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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40/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.).
- Purity embodied.
The Darkside kills both warriors of carnage, and does 13 damage to the Infernal Spirit!
The Godmodder avoids any harm from the realm of darkness, surrounding himself with an odd shield- not of light, but of the weak and flimsy boundaries between it and shadow. Of course, harm was not the goal; and seeing as the Rock Snake (Corpse?) was simply placed in the Godmodders pocket, it is not particularly well-protected. an unfortunate oversight. You obtain the Rock Snake Corpse! The Godmodder will respond to this occurrence in the End of round reactions, on his turn.
Entities Ordered! The Darkside feels like it's being watched...
End of Round Reactions
The Rock Crustaceans and Mask work together to harvest the Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall (which, though it can only block hungry visitor, I suppose will also be Targetable by others, if they want to. I guess.), and harvest the entire thing, getting 20 rocks.
The Auto-Turret attacks the tetrahedral one, a previous nest-defiler, for 8 damage! Two Eyes on not-aegislash swivel around, focusing in the end on the Darkside.
The Bootburners and Anti-elves attack the Corrupt Rocker Furby and tear it a new one, doing 13 damage! the portal generates 3 more bootburners!
The Darkness Given Soul looks in the direction of the Tetrahedral one... it seems not to be looking At them, though, but past them. if it were a humanoid, I'd say it had a far-off look in its eyes, but, well. It has no Eyes. Odd... anyway! The Heart Furby attacks a Lesser Salt Elemental! The Healer Furby noms a heart, gaining 6 more Furby-healing!A and healing themself to full! The
The Pinnacle Infernal Spirit attacks the Heart Furby, being blocked by the Lesser Dark Instant elemental! 2d2x3 -> (2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2) it deals exactly enough damage to kill one of them!
The Tetrahedral one shines a flash of light over the Corrupted Rocker Furby, attempting to heal it for 9 HP! this fails, however, as the Furbys max HP is 20, and it already has at least 20 HP. It then attacks the Bootburners for 9 damage, killing 3, and eliminating all the don't-want-to-kill-whatever bootburners! using a third side, it hovers above the Corrupt Rocker Furby, and drips blood from its bloodied side,granting it an additional 27 Health!
The Corrupt Rocker Furby moves to act, but The Godmodder gestures for it to wait, then grins at the Darkside. he looks pretty cocky, hands in his pockets with that smug smirk on his face. While he digs around in his pocket for something, The Godmodder explains that the Rock Snake wasn't exactly dead. It was listed, after all, as a 'Rock Snake (Corpse?)'. The Rock snake actually stood at an ambiguous place in the rules; it had both a health bar, and rocks, and its rocks weren't explicitly its health, but they also weren't explicitly Not that, and it wasn't actually established as alive or dead. So, the Godmodder explains, bending over a bit to reach further into his pocket, the Rock Snake was in a superposition of being a corpse and not being a corpse. But, since the Darkside stole the Rock Snake Corpse, and not the Rock Snake (Corpse?), The Godmodder must still have the Rock Snake, non-corpse edition. Which he does, as he reveals by retrieving the
crappy offbrand onyxRock Snake and placing it carefully on the Corrupt Rocker Furby's stage, allowing it to serve as a mount for them.Rock Snake summoned! The Darkside now has the Rock Snake Corpse!
The Corrupt Rocker Furby rocks out a little more, taking 10 rocks from each Rock-based each Crustacean, and attaches them all to the Rock Snake! Luckily, the Rock Snake seems to be suffering from Stasis Sickness, preventing it from acting itself for the next short while.
Bill Cipher successfully redefines 'Rock' so that Salt is technically not a type of Rock! All salt entities are now immune to rock-theft abilities! Then, he takes a unmetaphoricalationizer, and gathers up all of Hungry Visitor's recent salt about anything bad which happened to his entities, selling it as healing salt through the vending machine! There's so much of it that it sustains the entire multidimensional enterprise until the unmetaphoricalationizer explodes!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] 9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I
Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp!)
Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic.
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (14/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x8 +1x1 HP 1x9 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x3+1 HP, 1x4 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular.
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H/UnHallows- Alastair] Heart Furby 17/20 HP, 5A, 0 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation.
Healer Furby 20/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!A
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 10 HP, +1 HP/R
Shadow of Security 35 HP, +5 HP/R. 1?/G have you seen the crimson crown
Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall, DEAD/40 HP, will only work on Hungry Visitor (this includes his Srovy-powered actions!)
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP
Readatorium 10/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] Undead Wyvern knight army DEAD HP, 3A, Horde.
Godtemplest DEAD
Tartarus Residents DEAD
[AG] Warriors Of Carnage DEADx2 HP, 5x2A
Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 14/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 19x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 313/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 1! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar, riding Rock Snake!
Off-brand Rock Snake 0 HP/ 101 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A, Stasis Sickened (Can't act!)!
Stage, 30 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
Lesser Salt Elementals 10x0 Salt. +1S/R
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 94 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
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(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield.
Qwerty : Minor wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (61 rocks), probably hopelessly confused.
Action 1:
I put my gas mask on and release a bunch of lachrymator agent, also known as tear gas, around me.
Action 1: Watching all of my servants fall to the ground, declared DEAD by Joebobob, I hold my greatsword in my right hand perpendicular to my body, the blade pointing away from me. I open my guantlet of bones to reveal my ghastly fingers, which I slowly circle around my sword, speaking arcane words, "Salva me magnanime unum. Tu es enim sanctus et verus Godmodder. Me servum tuum humilem, nam mors mortuis per gratiam tuam ex. Victoria mea tibi sit dicata, etsi hereditas servorum Domini et amicos defuncti sunt. Mortui sunt atque obtestor quod suos amicos, quos nuper Erige mortuus omnino mortui non faciam. Fac eas NUNDEAD pro mortuum. Sit tibi in aeternum vive: Gratia tuo."
As I finish my arcane chant, my sword blade begins to emit ultraviolet and arcane blue light. I see my fallen allies, thrust my hand towards the sky, to turn their status from DEAD to NUNDEAD. I change their state of being. They are no longer dead. They are not undead, either. Truly, they are NUNDEAD, which is the state of being reincarnated as nuns. All of my servants and friends who so recently deceased become female versions of themselves, and are nuns. Even the Gloomstalkers are all female now, and are wearing nuns robes that probably make it difficult to fly. The Godtemplest has identified itself as a female, and is also now a nun, while they still retain all their previous powers.
Summary of Action 1: I changed the state of my DEAD servants and friends who died last round to become NUNDEAD on Joebobob's post. They are back to a limbo-like life-state, and still can serve me.
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WE meet again!
I point at the rock snake. I am quite salty about not being able to finish it off in the past. Thus I clap my hands, beckoning my salt pyramid scheme to destroy this abomination against rock collectors with the power of pyramid salt.
I order my entities to collect rock. I collect rock myself.
I am feeling quite pyramidial today so I build a great pyramid over the rock nest with some rocks. This pyramid has sharp edges and if one attacks it, it will damage the attacker due to its superb rock hardness.
Finally, since I am now ready to enter in the realm of music, I start making songs. As I do so, blue streaks of energy surround me as I work, as I am completely focused on music. The energy enters me as I work, and more come as others are absorbed by me.
Summary: All actions are used as I create music, and blue energy gets absorbed by me during this process.
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Action 2: After raising my servants and friends from being DEAD to being NUNDEAD I thrust my right hand in the air, causing a giant cardboard square to appear in the air. I shout, "My fellow players, we must stop the fighting. This disturbance is angering our Godmodder. I propose a better way to resolve our competition. MONOPOLY! We shall play the most important game of Monopoly in existence. You shall play, or designate one of your favored entities to play. The prize? A wish granted by the Godmodder (or me, if he doesn't want to grant it at that moment) and can be nearly anything you would like. What do you say, fellow players? Will you join me in Monopoly?"
Action Summary: I summon a giant monopoly board game and beckon everyone else to join.
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