Very well then. I will store this action's energy as summoning spell energy in a arcane battery for a lesser elemental portal for later energy. (AKA. The worst mechanic in the game)
Very well then. I will store this action's energy as summoning spell energy in a arcane battery for a lesser elemental portal for later energy. (AKA. The worst mechanic in the game)
No Orders. Keep partying.
Summoning spell now has 1 24th, or P in base 24, level spell slot dedicated to its construction. if you lose the spell slot somehow, the summoning spell will lose its charge.
The elementals make a party for the birth of a new member. since 1 is a child and another is weary of it, they roll a 12-sided die to decide whether or not they create another as a side effect... 1+ wins, they roll a 9. Elemental hoard size raised! the basilisk begins to drip saliva. it has gained +1 unaccountably peckish: There is urgent appetite.
[Nothing] A Distinct Absence: Nan/Not Applicable HP Nothing's here. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth Alive, but with -6 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14
[OG] Fort in progress 26/26 hp 27% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /400 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 70.4% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg, sitting Is Grey! Unaccountably peckish 2
I point at the machineabomination and say "That's what I want you to kill!" I then point at the godmodder "It was summoned by that"
DEVA: Mmph. mh mhp mh mhphm mhp mmph mhmph mphm mph mhmph mph... DEVA: hmmmm I guess it can't really respond... it seems to be thinking it over after a spurt of insights. Also, seriously, is it possible to give text a colored background?
(OOC: I planned it to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. It worked fine, as you can see.)
I cast healing word on the deva. and that word is "cure". They can't all be winners.
That legitimately made me laugh. +20 HP and +15 MHP to the deva. which is a lot. The Deva is thankful for your help! you have, if not permanently, at least the Deva's temporary alliance. it raises its hands, expending some of the new-gained energy (-3 MHP, leaving it at 20) to summon its accustomed weapons.
EORR The Deva turns to the machinebomination, lifts its lawful good-morning star, and slams it down. -15% machine intactness! The machine roars and charges the deva, rolling... a 12/100. no crit, And its weapons have been damaged - 3 damage to the Deva.
The Godmodder Looks at the pitiful machinebomination, and its dead comrade, before proceeding to use some of the devas previous spilt celestial blood to begin drawing something. the deva looks alarmed...
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP 1/2 Flex Seal, 1 tub Flex seal liquid [P] Aeisenberg 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet) [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. holding quarterstaff. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. [Hvn] Deva 17/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! Confused! Booksbooks summoned it! temporarily loyal. wielding multiple weapons. [AG] messed up machinebomination 41% intact, 8 AC. 0,0,1 +5 to hit. melting (-2 PI per round) [AG]Crumpled pile of spare parts.
No orders. No, seriously, I said "keep partying" as in no orders at all. Do whatever you want with some rules.
A: Don't poke spikes. B: Don't Poke Basilisks. C: Don't leave the fort without my permission.
The fort gains 10% builtness. The lesser elementals hear your lack of orders. I can't find any common racial interests of lesser elementals, so your orders are instead "No". Meaning your lesser elementals start making a "No" Elemental. that's what you wanted, right? The basilisk gains another degree of unaccountably peckish: There is a requirement.
[Nothin] Distinct Absence: Nan/Not HP Nothin's here. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth Alive, but with -7 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental.
[OG] Fort in progress 48/48 hp 40% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 65.4% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg, sitting Is Grey! Unaccountably peckish 3
OOC: I literally spent like 15 minutes looking through all the buttons, but I still have no clue how to create a colored background.
The blood vanishes into nothingness, returning to the Deva. +2 Deva HP, and the Godmodder's attempt nullified.
The Machinebomination growls, and charges the Deva. rolls a 64, not a crit, and deals 3 damage again. The Deva then looks at the great work that is the machinebomination, and throws a spanner in it, specifically a monkey wrench. another 10% intact-ness down. The Godmodder shrugs, and checks on his project from back when you entered the room... looks like that's done more then enough. he decides to cast a retroactive spell on the battlefield, fulfilling a time loop, so he had to do it eventually anGODMODDER: Gsv urihg mznv lu nrhgvi vzgvm rh596d6e69676f6c68 73 6d6e NG SECOND BEFoh he's done talking. anyway yeah that happened.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP 1/2 Flex Seal, 1 tub Flex seal liquid [P] Aeisenberg 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet) [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. holding quarterstaff. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. [Hvn] Deva 16/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! Booksbooks summoned it! temporarily loyal. wielding multiple weapons. [AG] messed up machinebomination 29% intact, 8 AC. 0,0,1 +5 to hit. melting (-2 PI per round) [AG]Crumpled pile of spare parts.
Uh, one problem. the Godmodder's spell is invisible, and his carved circle has been predigistation'ed away.. So instead, you write down what he said on a piece of paper, and scan that, getting the following: "Gsv urihg mznv lu nrhgvi vzgvm rh 59 6d 6e 69 67 6f 6c 68 73 6d 6e". at least it cleared up the messed up fonts.
I order the deva to keep range attacking the machineabomination, and cast shocking grasp on the machineabomination.
The Deva acknowledges your orders, though it has its own free will.
The machinebomination is wearing metal armor, buuuuut we've already established them as electricity-resistant or immune multiple times, and its AC perfectly covers the damage anyway, so...
The machinebomination is surprised by your attempt to grab it. Shocked, even! this distracts it so much it doesn't act this round. EORR The Deva grabs a cl-evil-er, swinging it and cleaving off another machinebomination limb. -13 integrity. the 'bominatioin is already shocked. The Godmodder growls. it won't take you long to finish the machinebomination at this rate... time to shore up the defenses in the next room.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP 1/2 Flex Seal, 1 tub Flex seal liquid (In the next room.) [P] Aeisenberg 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet) [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. holding quarterstaff. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. [Hvn] Deva 16/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! Booksbooks summoned it! temporarily loyal. wielding multiple weapons. [AG] messed up machinebomination 14% intact, 8 AC. 0,0,1 +5 to hit. melting (-2 PI per round) [AG]Crumpled pile of spare parts.
The basilisk has lost 2 Unaccountably peckish: There is an appetite. The Basilisk is now Hixst ni 2mh mznv 9.
The Elementals continue planning their No elemental. They conclude they will need many arcane ingredients to create it, and 7 go out to scout... The basilisk, done evolving a short while ago, is now free to move, so it goes searching for the starveling cat!, the starveling cat! promises secrets, brings a pair of rats!
[Nothin] Distinct Absence: No/Not HP No here. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth Alive, but with -8 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (7 searching)
[OG] Fort in progress 51/51 hp 43% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 70.4% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg, sitting Is Grey! Looking for a starveling cat! Unaccountably peckish 1.
I request that the deva continue attacking the machineabomination, and cast melf's minute meteors, sending two in stealth mode at the godmodder. Stealth mode means they stay low to the ground and approach at the godmodder's back.
I request that the deva continue attacking the machineabomination, and cast melf's minute meteors, sending two in stealth mode at the godmodder. Stealth mode means they stay low to the ground and approach at the godmodder's back.
As you follow, a gust of wind pushes you slightly to the side... straight into the melf's meteors. 5 damage. luckily, that seems to have taken the Godmodder's action.
EORR The Deva casts finisher flame, applying a nice finish to the machinebomination. its such a nice finish, in fact, that the machinebomination isn't paying attention when the Deva's flames scorch off all its limbs. it dies. Without the machinebomination, and with the Godmodder's action already used, you advance to the next room as a free action. Loading...
You stand within a magnificent bathtub, shower at the top and proper spout and all. The door behind you slams shut. you could break out, if you really wanted to, but not easily. A Great Big Goliath of a man steps into the tub. His Clothing is sealed together with flex seal liquid, and he holds a flex seal liquid covered power drill, because he could see that it was basically what a 100% improved product looked like. Some parts of his body are Flex-Tape'd up, but half of it is not- probably because you stole a roll from him. If anyone gets injured, he'll seal it with flex seal, and with all that flex seal, they'll have no body left.
Also, since the Godmodder lost some flex tape, it looks like he's busy channeling magic to keep this beast together. position-wise, the Godmodder is behind a few layers of flex seal liquid on the Goliath- you aren't getting through that easily... The QM decides to say what the deva says in a different format, and the Deva Gasps in surprise at the perfect monstrosity. they look like they really want to say something... maybe dealing with that flex seal on their mouth would raise their loyalty.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal! [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... [P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. holding quarterstaff. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 16/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! probably loyal? wielding multiple weapons. [AG] messed up machinebomination Broken. [AG]Crumpled pile of spare parts.
I assist in the Elemental's search by gearing them up with radar, sonar, flashlights, maps, compasses, and hiking, climbing, and camping gear.
Orders: Make the "No" Elemental. You are authorized to do whatever it requires to do so.
They have recieved all those things! This will help them acquire most of the conduites, but they have no idea where to find the last ingredient: A Concentrated essence of no. Regardless, the remaining 7 join in, and they find a chalk of life and imbuement stone. The Basilisk has found 3 dead rats, nicely tied up. not a starveling cat. The Shoggoth fails its save to stabilize, for its final time.
[NOtin] Distinct Nothingness: No/No HPNo here. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth Hardly Alive ; -9 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x0 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x0 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) )
[OG] Fort in progress 54 hp 46% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 70.4% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg, sitting Is Grey! Looking for a starveling cat! Unaccountably peckish 1.
Orders: Continue Previous Orders. New Information on Probable locations of "Concentrated essence of no": Homestuck, Void, Nil, None, Godmodder's backyard.
OOC: Strikethrough means joke. Please don't spoil Homestuck for me.
Orders: Continue Previous Orders. New Information on Probable locations of "Concentrated essence of no": Homestuck, Void, Nil, None, Godmodder's backyard.
OOC: Strikethrough means joke. Please don't spoil Homestuck for me.
The shoggoth has been healed 8HP (healing is harder when negative HP), raising it -1, and stabilized. The elementals interpret Homestuck as being "Not homestuck", so they avoid homestuck and the void, which is homestuck related, and they don't know where nil and none are. the Godmodder's Backyard, however, sounds like a good guess. They suspect The Godmodder has pretty much everything Somewhere, but it'll be dangerous, and there might be a safer place. for now, they'll work on the other parts. They find a crystal focus and 1D8 -> 2 masterwork inlays. The basilisk, eyes closed, corners the Starveling cat in a wardrobe. [NO] no Nothi: No/NoNo here. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x2 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) )
[OG] Fort in progress 57 hp 49% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 71.4% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg, sitting Is Grey! Cornered Starveling Cat! Unaccountably peckish 1.
Prestigitation can clean or dirty things. flex seal is not dirtiness, and dirty flex seal would still exist... assuming you mean the angels one, you think (whichisofcourseafreeaction) for .000001 of a round (freactionremember) and decide to use the " Prestidigitation can create small objects, but they look crude and artificial." Effect to create a tiny strand of flex seal- made of antimatter. some of the flex seal in the devas mouth has been removed- they can now talk in an unclear manner. In other news, I figured out background colors! By complete coincidence! While I was making this post! and pasting in prestidigitation's effects! funny how that works! (Or at least, it looks right in the edit screen, doesn't in the finish post on my end. ¯¯\_('-')_/¯¯
Since it worked SO WELL in the past I cast confusion on this giant.
I Mean it has. you stopped the 'bomination from acting for 2 turns and the bomination itself was weaker. ...However, the giant is too perfect. it makes its will save. despite rolling a one. somehow.
EORR
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...The Deva can't talk particularly well, and hasn't a clue how to attack the GOLIATH, so they spend their action patching up some of their wounds. the deva doesn't use a special weapon for this, so +2 HP. The GOLIATH is big, and also covered in super-thick fluids, so its slow. it raises its left foot, preparing to stomp... weightedrandomnumbergenerator... The Deva! The Godmodder is busy maintaining the GOLIATH!
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal! [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... [P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. holding quarterstaff. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Mouth sorta sealed with Flex Seal! probably loyal? wielding multiple weapons. [AG] messed up machinebomination Broken. [AG]Crumpled pile of spare parts.
I point at the machineabomination and say "That's what I want you to kill!" I then point at the godmodder "It was summoned by that"
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Very well then. I will store this action's energy as summoning spell energy in a arcane battery for a lesser elemental portal for later energy. (AKA. The worst mechanic in the game)
No Orders. Keep partying.
the basilisk begins to drip saliva. it has gained +1 unaccountably peckish: There is urgent appetite.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14
DEVA: hmmmm
I guess it can't really respond... it seems to be thinking it over after a spurt of insights.
Also, seriously, is it possible to give text a colored background?
The Deva is thankful for your help! you have, if not permanently, at least the Deva's temporary alliance. it raises its hands, expending some of the new-gained energy (-3 MHP, leaving it at 20) to summon its accustomed weapons.
The Deva turns to the machinebomination, lifts its lawful good-morning star, and slams it down. -15% machine intactness!
The machine roars and charges the deva, rolling... a 12/100. no crit, And its weapons have been damaged - 3 damage to the Deva.
The Godmodder Looks at the pitiful machinebomination, and its dead comrade, before proceeding to use some of the devas previous spilt celestial blood to begin drawing something. the deva looks alarmed...
[P] Aeisenberg 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet)
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. holding quarterstaff.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area.
[Hvn] Deva 17/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! Confused! Booksbooks summoned it! temporarily loyal. wielding multiple weapons.
[AG] messed up machinebomination 41% intact, 8 AC. 0,0,1 +5 to hit. melting (-2 PI per round)
[AG] Crumpled pile of spare parts.
I've had fun, but onwards. I build the fort more.
No orders. No, seriously, I said "keep partying" as in no orders at all. Do whatever you want with some rules.
A: Don't poke spikes. B: Don't Poke Basilisks. C: Don't leave the fort without my permission.
I cast prestidigitation and clean up the blood.
OOC: I literally spent like 15 minutes looking through all the buttons, but I still have no clue how to create a colored background.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Relatively-Fast-Updop!
The lesser elementals hear your lack of orders. I can't find any common racial interests of lesser elementals, so your orders are instead "No". Meaning your lesser elementals start making a "No" Elemental. that's what you wanted, right?
The basilisk gains another degree of unaccountably peckish: There is a requirement.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental.
you knock the Godmodder away, and...
The Machinebomination growls, and charges the Deva. rolls a 64, not a crit, and deals 3 damage again.
The Deva then looks at the great work that is the machinebomination, and throws a spanner in it, specifically a monkey wrench. another 10% intact-ness down.
The Godmodder shrugs, and checks on his project from back when you entered the room... looks like that's done more then enough. he decides to cast a retroactive spell on the battlefield, fulfilling a time loop, so he had to do it eventually anGODMODDER: Gsv urihg mznv lu nrhgvi vzgvm rh 59 6d 6e 69 67 6f 6c 68 73 6d 6e NG SECOND BEFoh he's done talking. anyway yeah that happened.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP 1/2 Flex Seal, 1 tub Flex seal liquid
[P] Aeisenberg 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet)
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. holding quarterstaff.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area.
[Hvn] Deva 16/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! Booksbooks summoned it! temporarily loyal. wielding multiple weapons.
[AG] messed up machinebomination 29% intact, 8 AC. 0,0,1 +5 to hit. melting (-2 PI per round)
[AG] Crumpled pile of spare parts.
I order the deva to keep range attacking the machineabomination, and cast shocking grasp on the machineabomination.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
I give the basilisk a mega steak.
Orders? Continue Previous Orders.
So instead, you write down what he said on a piece of paper, and scan that, getting the following: "Gsv urihg mznv lu nrhgvi vzgvm rh 59 6d 6e 69 67 6f 6c 68 73 6d 6e". at least it cleared up the messed up fonts.
The machinebomination is wearing metal armor, buuuuut we've already established them as electricity-resistant or immune multiple times, and its AC perfectly covers the damage anyway, so...
The machinebomination is surprised by your attempt to grab it. Shocked, even! this distracts it so much it doesn't act this round.
EORR
The Deva grabs a cl-evil-er, swinging it and cleaving off another machinebomination limb. -13 integrity. the 'bominatioin is already shocked.
The Godmodder growls. it won't take you long to finish the machinebomination at this rate... time to shore up the defenses in the next room.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP 1/2 Flex Seal, 1 tub Flex seal liquid (In the next room.)
[P] Aeisenberg 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet)
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area. holding quarterstaff.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Ornate Complex plane area.
[Hvn] Deva 16/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! Booksbooks summoned it! temporarily loyal. wielding multiple weapons.
[AG] messed up machinebomination 14% intact, 8 AC. 0,0,1 +5 to hit. melting (-2 PI per round)
[AG] Crumpled pile of spare parts.
The basilisk, done evolving a short while ago, is now free to move, so it goes searching for the starveling cat!, the starveling cat! promises secrets, brings a pair of rats!
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (7 searching)
I request that the deva continue attacking the machineabomination, and cast melf's minute meteors, sending two in stealth mode at the godmodder. Stealth mode means they stay low to the ground and approach at the godmodder's back.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
I assist in the Elemental's search by gearing them up with radar, sonar, flashlights, maps, compasses, and hiking, climbing, and camping gear.
Orders: Make the "No" Elemental. You are authorized to do whatever it requires to do so.
You do that, but...
The Deva casts finisher flame, applying a nice finish to the machinebomination. its such a nice finish, in fact, that the machinebomination isn't paying attention when the Deva's flames scorch off all its limbs. it dies.
Without the machinebomination, and with the Godmodder's action already used, you advance to the next room as a free action. Loading...
A Great Big Goliath of a man steps into the tub.
His Clothing is sealed together with flex seal liquid, and he holds a flex seal liquid covered power drill, because he could see that it was basically what a 100% improved product looked like. Some parts of his body are Flex-Tape'd up, but half of it is not- probably because you stole a roll from him. If anyone gets injured, he'll seal it with flex seal, and with all that flex seal, they'll have no body left.
The QM decides to say what the deva says in a different format, and the Deva Gasps in surprise at the perfect monstrosity. they look like they really want to say something... maybe dealing with that flex seal on their mouth would raise their loyalty.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal!
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect...
[P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5)
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. holding quarterstaff.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 16/20 HP Mouth sealed with Flex Seal! probably loyal? wielding multiple weapons.
[AG] messed up machinebomination Broken.
[AG] Crumpled pile of spare parts.
Regardless, the remaining 7 join in, and they find a chalk of life and imbuement stone.
The Basilisk has found 3 dead rats, nicely tied up. not a starveling cat.
The Shoggoth fails its save to stabilize, for its final time.
[NOtin] Distinct Nothingness: No/No HP No here.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x0 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x0 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) )
I heal the Shoggoth and reassure it.
Orders: Continue Previous Orders. New Information on Probable locations of "Concentrated essence of no":
Homestuck,Void, Nil, None, Godmodder's backyard.OOC: Strikethrough means joke. Please don't spoil Homestuck for me.
I prestidigitate away the flex seal.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
The elementals interpret
Homestuckas being "Not homestuck", so they avoid homestuck and the void, which is homestuck related, and they don't know where nil and none are. the Godmodder's Backyard, however, sounds like a good guess. They suspect The Godmodder has pretty much everything Somewhere, but it'll be dangerous, and there might be a safer place. for now, they'll work on the other parts.They find a crystal focus and 1D8 -> 2 masterwork inlays.
The basilisk, eyes closed, corners the Starveling cat in a wardrobe.
[NO] no Nothi: No/No No here.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (Threatened) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x2 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) )
...However, the giant is too perfect. it makes its will save. despite rolling a one. somehow.
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The GOLIATH is big, and also covered in super-thick fluids, so its slow. it raises its left foot, preparing to stomp... weightedrandomnumbergenerator... The Deva!
The Godmodder is busy maintaining the GOLIATH!
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal!
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect...
[P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5)
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. holding quarterstaff.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Mouth sorta sealed with Flex Seal! probably loyal? wielding multiple weapons.
[AG] messed up machinebomination Broken.[AG] Crumpled pile of spare parts.