As it turns out, doing this in larger batches is substantially worse. Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 9/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
A1: I misinterpret Exodevtis as Exo-devtis, causing them to be external to the Dev Touch Information System. Exodevtis can now obtain information by touch! And they're also a firmware-to-software developer. I'm unsure what possible effect that could have since it can probably already touch things and there's not currently a reason to program anything, but I write my CTG actions on massive impulse so whatever.
A2: I ice the Accretion Disk at Racyls'Strom, since it's already on fire. Fried snow orbits menacingly and presumably provides a platform for slimes to accrete on.
A3: I was supposed to make a Fate/ reference and also figure out the DNA thing, which means Tsukihime dead apostles that can convert genetic information material into not dying! The Curse of Restoration, which uses moon power to regress time and fix things as a form of limited immortality, of course! I build a new weapon, Rewind Moon, a raygun that can convert DNA-analogues into reversing the effects of actions (e.g. healing injuries, undoing decay, dis-assembling normally non-reversible processes like cooking)!
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Entities relevant to the endeavor figure out how to build a material that slimes literally bounce off of, for trampolining the descending slimes back into the air at targetable angles. If slimes work like hailstones, this should mean we can juggle them up where they'll hit more falling slimes until they're bigger, then fall down on different stuff! Other entities act at discretion.
You see... he was once just a simple farmer, but one day, he got bitten by a radioactive storm! His life was forever changed from that moment after. He became... STORM-MAN! The superhero with many powers, like: storm crawl, storm sense and lightning shooters (though weather this is his ability or just a machine he uses is canonically dubious).
ecneserP ehT is trapped in the astral plane? Why, but that can't be right at all! That's obviously the Cat! They're two very distinct individuals, so how were you unable to tell them apart? ecneserP ehT is out on the Battlefield, preparing to bring back tiripS gninwolC deirf-peeD ehT! It gives its summon Increased Fidelity.
degrofeR ,tiripS gninwolC deirf-peeD ehT: 66/66
The part of it containing the Deep Fried Clowning Spirit is easy to find. But that alone won't be enough! It needs to be made better! First of all, the deep-frying was probably painful, and got in the way of clowning. It elects to keep that part for itself. In its place, it will instill additional clown facts for MAXIMUM CLOWNERY!
ecneserP ehT searches its mind for anything and everything it knows about clownery. In addition to the Clown Mantra, it discovers ten important elements.
1. Clowns hate demon cows. 2. Clowns serve food that makes people fat. 3. Clowns can move through sewers at will. 4. Clowns can remove their own faces. 5. Clown eggs. 6. Clowns hate bats. 7. Clowns are good at robbing banks. 8. Clowns own cars, which are able to store an infinite number of clowns. 9. Clowns' diets consist entirely of custard pies. 10. All cats are clowns.
It pumps all of this information into the Book of Ten Facts About Clowns, which it then infuses into the Clowning Spirit. The Clowning Spirit becomes the tiripS gninwolC degrofeR, king of the clowns!
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Look and Say Gungungunguns. The Cat tries to find its way home.
Sap continues to rain down from above, drenching much of the field and bringing [1d10:10]10 new Slimes with it, though three of then splatter into the Accretion Disk instead. But that isn't all. A ripple goes through the pooling sap, and a great swath of it coagulates together into a misshapen and monstrous lump. a red rune sears into its pseudo-flesh, and it makes a slimes approximation of an enraged roar. Greater Slime summoned, and sent into a frenzy! ...It's not all that threatening, or intimidating, relative to Exodevtis. The Corrupted Fruit now grants 5 regen! The Least Slimes clean up some of the decay all over the place. in fact, they clean up enough that one evolves into a Lesser Slime! Exodevtis attacks Racyls'Strom and the Look-and-say guns, the Least Slimes (thrice, killing two), The Plant-supporting beehive axe (once), and the S-tank(once, harmlessly, while trying to hit the Crocodile.). In addition to gaining health and attack, it scans its targets!
Racyls'Strom - Arboreal Decay. 2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree births a constant stream of new mooks, but lacks direct actions of its own. Its powers are restrained by the presence of Exodevtis. Look-and-say Gunguns. 90x2 HP,28 Attack. A fairly ordinary Godmodder Summon, their Looksay ability causes the number of Guns to change according to the pea pattern variation of the Look-And-Say Sequence. A Look-and-say Gun has 90x HP and 14x attack, where x is the number it represents. Technically, all Look-And-Say Guns are one entity. Least Slimes. 15 HP, 1 Attack. The spawn of Racyls'Strom, these slimes are lumps of toxic Sap given life. Due to the manipulations of a Player, they've taken up the job of keeping the rest of the battlefield clear of Decay, the absorption of which allows them to become larger. The known evolved forms of the Least Slimes include Lesser Slimes, which are nearly thrice as large and five times as strong, and Greater Slimes, which are five times larger yet and eight times stronger. Plant-supporting Beehive Axe. 10 HP, N/A Attack. This Axe was conjured using Axe Magic, which is technically a magic system in the same way a cat is technically a horse. Axe Magic has one spell: Summon Axe. By incanting as loud as possible the words "axe" and "power" sequentially, an axe, a tool for chopping wood, is manifested in the spellcasters hand. By increasing the volume, length, and other aspects of the incantation, progressively improved and mystically potent axes can be manifested. This specific Axe gave buffs to Racyls'Strom. S-Tank. 40 HP, 4A. This Tank is one of the tanks ever. It's immune to pointy things, for some reason, a fact which Exodevtis has forgotten several times. During its construction, a miscommunication nearly lead to it being built attached to the side of the Inside-out tank, like a tank-shaped tumour.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 2/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
A1 + A2: Nothing Personnel? Okay, we'll add that to the Moth Paladins! Blessing of fire, grant like the red legions and the immortal chaos brigade. The prayer for more fire magic equals...ninjas who can start fires! Or explosive tags. Or whatever it is ninjas plus fire power equals in terms of arson. It's sort of like the Inquisition except instead of interrogation they can skip straight to the burning at the stake part as a sneak attack with fire and stakes.
A3: I censor the godmodder by waving around a censer, getting smoke all over them. It's full of edible incense herbs and spices designed for smoking, so the godmodder probably counts as smoked meat now.
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Entities applicable go on a cleanup mission, washing out the Decaying statuses on GIoPC entities into more DNA and/or Least Slimes. Other entities act at discretion.
Oh, I'm not done with the prophecy yet. I won't find the Bearbarian, the Bearbarian will find me! Because it's prophesied to find me! The Supersoaker Turret will give it directions or something.
Action 1: Wait... it can still channel actions from me? Okay then. The Crafting Spirit crafts a one-way hole for Storm Man to shoot lightning out of it.
"Welcome back to GUESS THAT THING, and today, our contestants (who are the same as last time) will be GUESSING. THAT. STRUCTURE!!!!"
A picture of a house (with its door open, missing a bed, and the contents of a chest spilling out onto the floor) appears on the big screen.
Racyls'Strom ponders this, then realizes: This is the house of a villager!
Racyls'Strom yells out "VILLAGER HOUSE" at the same time Tom SAWyer yells "VILLAGE".
"OH, IT SEEMS WE HAVE A TIE. BUT THIS WILL BE RESOLVED... LATER."
A picture of a stone pile on a cliff, which looks suspiciously like a skull.
Racyls'Strom, thinks excitedly back to their colLOGe days, remembering a sacred ritual involving these 'skull stones'. It opened something or other, but that doesn't matter. "SKULL STONES!!!!!!!!"
Tom SAWyer, ever the educated saw, thinks back to their SAWlage days, remembering that this was opened by something, maybe a dungeon key. Or something involving a dungeon key. Whatever, that doesn't matter. "DUNGEON!!!!!!!"
"IT IS INDEED A DUNGEON, AND NOW, TO END OFF THIS POST-LONG GAMESHOW, WE WILL SEND THE GRACIOUS LOSER INTO THAT VERY DUNGEON!!!"
Racyls'Strom is uprooted forcibly, by a duck for some reason, and squeezed into a dungeon whose door didn't fit the humongous tree, but they went in (not unscathed) anyways. And they were about to get a lot more scathed.
-CONTINUED NEXT UPDATE-
A3 - Submarine: 4/5
CLOAK IT IN CONDENSED SAP. YES. I wonder if I could make the sub cleanse the sap somehow.
Orders:
Slimes, distribute the sap around you, so you don't all get overloaded.
Crocodile, stack more damage on Racyls'Strom.
S-Tank, FINALLY, FINALLY, use Cannon on Exodevtis and Racyls'Strom. Turret, attack Racyls'Strom.
I summon the cat from the astral plane, fueling it with energy in order to turn it into a powerful cat dreadnaught, which I bribe with cat food to attack the Exodevtis
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
The key problem with batching it is that since the link order is random, I have to keep a bunch of tabs open or manually search through a list each time.
Racyls'Strom - Arboreal Decay. 2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree births a constant stream of new mooks and absorbs the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater heights. However, restrained by the presence of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potential. Look-and-say Guns. 90 HP, 14 Attack. A fairly ordinary Godmodder Summon, their Looksay ability causes the number of Guns to change according to the pea pattern variation of the Look-And-Say Sequence. A Look-and-say Gun has 90x HP and 14x attack, where x is the number it represents. Technically, all Look-And-Say Guns are one entity- certain Absorption-type effects proc only on the final blow to the group. Elite Guards. 6 HP, 1 Attack. These guards are very elite. They were summoned by the King of Charge and have highly enchanted magic armor... but not highly-enough. Crocodile. 15 HP 8SHP, 1* Attack. In a reference to the Later Alligator/While Crocodile... 'joke'... This Crocodiles attacks strike on a 20-turn delay, multiplying in power by 1.2 times per turn for a final multiplier of approximately 40-fold. It was summoned, in what may or may not have been a coincidence, shortly after an Alligator, and was the first entity to have SHP. Bears. 33 HP 3A. There are three bears here. It seems like there should have been four, but there wasn't four. And now there will be less, instead. To be sure, three bears is a threatening thing to be faced with, but four bears is at least 33% more threatening. That's fully an extra bear. It's four bears. Shame about the lack of a fourth bear, then. or a third, soon enough.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 4/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
Racyls'Strom looks up from where they are. They see stone brick walls, with scratches and claw marks. They hear a hissing sound…
Hmm. Other than that, the ‘dungeon’ is empty. Oh! There's a pressure plate. Racyls'Strom, not trusting anything, swats it with a vine.
Suddenly, a bunch of Super-Powered Dragons In Mech Suits come stomping in and wreck the vin- well, that's what Racyls'Strom is imagining. Instead, nothing happens.
Racyls'Strom does it again. Then again. Then again. Nothing happens. Racyls'Strom nervously steps forwards. Then a bunch of Egyptian snakes holding chicken eggs (with acidic yolk) rain from the ceiling and from behind onto Racyls'Strom. The snakes aren’t friends of trees.
A1 + A2: I put the Darkness given Form in the Penumbra of Racyls'Strom and paint a sign that says 'HIT HERE FOR ATTACK TESTING' on the tree. Since the Darkness Given Form opposes the godmodder and Racyls'Strom aids the godmodder, the target sign should join the training routine in the form of live fire testing and/or test whether the different forms of darkness fight each other.
A3: I throw excessively many emoji plushies at the Mountainmodder, entombing them in fluff. They could...probably just move out of it like a normal person? But they're a whole mountain, so that's a LOT of plushies.
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The F blogs about the Pub being a thing now, films action shots, and otherwise updates the world on the current status of the fight (in that it's still going). Other entities act at discretion.
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Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
A1: I misinterpret Exodevtis as Exo-devtis, causing them to be external to the Dev Touch Information System. Exodevtis can now obtain information by touch! And they're also a firmware-to-software developer. I'm unsure what possible effect that could have since it can probably already touch things and there's not currently a reason to program anything, but I write my CTG actions on massive impulse so whatever.
A2: I ice the Accretion Disk at Racyls'Strom, since it's already on fire. Fried snow orbits menacingly and presumably provides a platform for slimes to accrete on.
A3: I was supposed to make a Fate/ reference and also figure out the DNA thing, which means Tsukihime dead apostles that can convert genetic information material into not dying! The Curse of Restoration, which uses moon power to regress time and fix things as a form of limited immortality, of course! I build a new weapon, Rewind Moon, a raygun that can convert DNA-analogues into reversing the effects of actions (e.g. healing injuries, undoing decay, dis-assembling normally non-reversible processes like cooking)!
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Entities relevant to the endeavor figure out how to build a material that slimes literally bounce off of, for trampolining the descending slimes back into the air at targetable angles. If slimes work like hailstones, this should mean we can juggle them up where they'll hit more falling slimes until they're bigger, then fall down on different stuff! Other entities act at discretion.
I thought I gave the S-Tank healing powers...
Wait, that was edited out. Never mind.
A1:
I pull out a magical sentient saw called Tom SAWyer.
Then, I put Racyls'Strom and Tom SAWyer into a game show.
"HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO... NAME THAT THING!"
"We will start with... NAME THAT CONJECTURE!"
"For any integer n > 2, the equation a + b = c has no positive integer solutions."
Racyls'Strom ponders this for a while, then remembers their high tree school math text book!.. which was turned into fertilizer.
In its margin, it had the words:
"For any integer n > 2, the equation a + b = c has no positive integer solutions.
I have found a truly marvelous proof of this, but it is too large to fit in this margin.
-Fermat"
Racyls'Strom quickly answers with "FERMAT'S LAST CONJECTURE!".
"INCORRECT!"
Tom SAWyer proceeds to saw Racyls'Strom into oblivion, the sounds of the sawing sounding out the words "FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM!".
"CORRECT!"
"See you next update."
A2+A3: Funneled into the charge: Submarine: 3/5.
Flavor Text for the Sub: Hmm. This sounds stupid, but... what if I put it in the sap?
Orders:
Least Slimes, continue cleaning the decay.
S-Tank, Tank all the attacks Exodevtis sends at the OGs. Turret, attack Racyls'Strom. Crocodile, attack Racyls'Strom.
there should be a ctg wiki
I enter by teleporting on top of the godmodder and striking it with my giant royal sword.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The sword is enchanted by some of the finest mages in the land, making it extremely strong.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Two elite guards appear near me shortly afterwards. Their swords are also enchanted, but not as much as mine. All three of us have magic armor.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Action 1: I teleport back to the Battlefield.
Actions 2 and 3: I give the Man a backstory.
You see... he was once just a simple farmer, but one day, he got bitten by a radioactive storm! His life was forever changed from that moment after.
He became... STORM-MAN! The superhero with many powers, like: storm crawl, storm sense and lightning shooters (though weather this is his ability or just a machine he uses is canonically dubious).
Bearbarian 7/20
ecneserP ehT is trapped in the astral plane? Why, but that can't be right at all! That's obviously the Cat! They're two very distinct individuals, so how were you unable to tell them apart? ecneserP ehT is out on the Battlefield, preparing to bring back tiripS gninwolC deirf-peeD ehT! It gives its summon Increased Fidelity.
degrofeR ,tiripS gninwolC deirf-peeD ehT: 66/66
The part of it containing the Deep Fried Clowning Spirit is easy to find. But that alone won't be enough! It needs to be made better! First of all, the deep-frying was probably painful, and got in the way of clowning. It elects to keep that part for itself. In its place, it will instill additional clown facts for MAXIMUM CLOWNERY!
ecneserP ehT searches its mind for anything and everything it knows about clownery. In addition to the Clown Mantra, it discovers ten important elements.
1. Clowns hate demon cows.
2. Clowns serve food that makes people fat.
3. Clowns can move through sewers at will.
4. Clowns can remove their own faces.
5. Clown eggs.
6. Clowns hate bats.
7. Clowns are good at robbing banks.
8. Clowns own cars, which are able to store an infinite number of clowns.
9. Clowns' diets consist entirely of custard pies.
10. All cats are clowns.
It pumps all of this information into the Book of Ten Facts About Clowns, which it then infuses into the Clowning Spirit. The Clowning Spirit becomes the tiripS gninwolC degrofeR, king of the clowns!
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Look and Say Gungungunguns. The Cat tries to find its way home.
Sap continues to rain down from above, drenching much of the field and bringing [1d10:10]10 new Slimes with it, though three of then splatter into the Accretion Disk instead. But that isn't all. A ripple goes through the pooling sap, and a great swath of it coagulates together into a misshapen and monstrous lump. a red rune sears into its pseudo-flesh, and it makes a slimes approximation of an enraged roar. Greater Slime summoned, and sent into a frenzy!
...It's not all that threatening, or intimidating, relative to Exodevtis.
The Corrupted Fruit now grants 5 regen!
The Least Slimes clean up some of the decay all over the place. in fact, they clean up enough that one evolves into a Lesser Slime!
Exodevtis attacks Racyls'Strom and the Look-and-say guns, the Least Slimes (thrice, killing two), The Plant-supporting beehive axe (once), and the S-tank(once, harmlessly, while trying to hit the Crocodile.). In addition to gaining health and attack, it scans its targets!
2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree births a constant stream of new mooks, but lacks direct actions of its own. Its powers are restrained by the presence of Exodevtis.
Look-and-say Gunguns.
90x2 HP,28 Attack. A fairly ordinary Godmodder Summon, their Looksay ability causes the number of Guns to change according to the pea pattern variation of the Look-And-Say Sequence. A Look-and-say Gun has 90x HP and 14x attack, where x is the number it represents. Technically, all Look-And-Say Guns are one entity.
Least Slimes.
15 HP, 1 Attack. The spawn of Racyls'Strom, these slimes are lumps of toxic Sap given life. Due to the manipulations of a Player, they've taken up the job of keeping the rest of the battlefield clear of Decay, the absorption of which allows them to become larger.
The known evolved forms of the Least Slimes include Lesser Slimes, which are nearly thrice as large and five times as strong, and Greater Slimes, which are five times larger yet and eight times stronger.
Plant-supporting Beehive Axe.
10 HP, N/A Attack. This Axe was conjured using Axe Magic, which is technically a magic system in the same way a cat is technically a horse. Axe Magic has one spell: Summon Axe. By incanting as loud as possible the words "axe" and "power" sequentially, an axe, a tool for chopping wood, is manifested in the spellcasters hand. By increasing the volume, length, and other aspects of the incantation, progressively improved and mystically potent axes can be manifested. This specific Axe gave buffs to Racyls'Strom.
S-Tank.
40 HP, 4A. This Tank is one of the tanks ever. It's immune to pointy things, for some reason, a fact which Exodevtis has forgotten several times. During its construction, a miscommunication nearly lead to it being built attached to the side of the Inside-out tank, like a tank-shaped tumour.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
10 - ecneserP ehT creates a portal to the Astral Plane and pulls the Cat through it.
army of me: 9/28
A1 + A2: Nothing Personnel? Okay, we'll add that to the Moth Paladins! Blessing of fire, grant like the red legions and the immortal chaos brigade. The prayer for more fire magic equals...ninjas who can start fires! Or explosive tags. Or whatever it is ninjas plus fire power equals in terms of arson. It's sort of like the Inquisition except instead of interrogation they can skip straight to the burning at the stake part as a sneak attack with fire and stakes.
A3: I censor the godmodder by waving around a censer, getting smoke all over them. It's full of edible incense herbs and spices designed for smoking, so the godmodder probably counts as smoked meat now.
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Entities applicable go on a cleanup mission, washing out the Decaying statuses on GIoPC entities into more DNA and/or Least Slimes. Other entities act at discretion.
Oh, I'm not done with the prophecy yet. I won't find the Bearbarian, the Bearbarian will find me! Because it's prophesied to find me! The Supersoaker Turret will give it directions or something.
Action 1: Wait... it can still channel actions from me? Okay then. The Crafting Spirit crafts a one-way hole for Storm Man to shoot lightning out of it.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Bearbarian 9/20
I run over, grab my sword, and return to battle with all my actions.
The guards attack the nearest minions of the godmodder.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 + A2:
"Welcome back to GUESS THAT THING, and today, our contestants (who are the same as last time) will be GUESSING. THAT. STRUCTURE!!!!"
A picture of a house (with its door open, missing a bed, and the contents of a chest spilling out onto the floor) appears on the big screen.
Racyls'Strom ponders this, then realizes: This is the house of a villager!
Racyls'Strom yells out "VILLAGER HOUSE" at the same time Tom SAWyer yells "VILLAGE".
"OH, IT SEEMS WE HAVE A TIE. BUT THIS WILL BE RESOLVED... LATER."
A picture of a stone pile on a cliff, which looks suspiciously like a skull.
Racyls'Strom, thinks excitedly back to their colLOGe days, remembering a sacred ritual involving these 'skull stones'. It opened something or other, but that doesn't matter. "SKULL STONES!!!!!!!!"
Tom SAWyer, ever the educated saw, thinks back to their SAWlage days, remembering that this was opened by something, maybe a dungeon key. Or something involving a dungeon key. Whatever, that doesn't matter. "DUNGEON!!!!!!!"
"IT IS INDEED A DUNGEON, AND NOW, TO END OFF THIS POST-LONG GAMESHOW, WE WILL SEND THE GRACIOUS LOSER INTO THAT VERY DUNGEON!!!"
Racyls'Strom is uprooted forcibly, by a duck for some reason, and squeezed into a dungeon whose door didn't fit the humongous tree, but they went in (not unscathed) anyways. And they were about to get a lot more scathed.
-CONTINUED NEXT UPDATE-
A3 - Submarine: 4/5
CLOAK IT IN CONDENSED SAP. YES. I wonder if I could make the sub cleanse the sap somehow.
Orders:
Slimes, distribute the sap around you, so you don't all get overloaded.
Crocodile, stack more damage on Racyls'Strom.
S-Tank, FINALLY, FINALLY, use Cannon on Exodevtis and Racyls'Strom. Turret, attack Racyls'Strom.
there should be a ctg wiki
the rudeness angers a tea elemental who jumps out of a portal and slams the godmodder
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
I summon the cat from the astral plane, fueling it with energy in order to turn it into a powerful cat dreadnaught, which I bribe with cat food to attack the Exodevtis
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Action 1: After returning from another universe, I look around at all of the fighting. There's something missing: a pub. I start to construct The Pub.
Action 2: I equip The Pub with anti-Attack defenses. Everyone gets to drink here without threats of Attacks
Action 3: I insert myself as Bartender, and set out a drink for someone to collect. What does it do, you ask? Who knows? But it must be Drunk...
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2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree births a constant stream of new mooks and absorbs the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater heights. However, restrained by the presence of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potential.
Look-and-say Guns.
90 HP, 14 Attack. A fairly ordinary Godmodder Summon, their Looksay ability causes the number of Guns to change according to the pea pattern variation of the Look-And-Say Sequence. A Look-and-say Gun has 90x HP and 14x attack, where x is the number it represents. Technically, all Look-And-Say Guns are one entity- certain Absorption-type effects proc only on the final blow to the group.
Elite Guards.
6 HP, 1 Attack. These guards are very elite. They were summoned by the King of Charge and have highly enchanted magic armor... but not highly-enough.
Crocodile.
15 HP 8SHP, 1* Attack. In a reference to the Later Alligator/While Crocodile... 'joke'... This Crocodiles attacks strike on a 20-turn delay, multiplying in power by 1.2 times per turn for a final multiplier of approximately 40-fold. It was summoned, in what may or may not have been a coincidence, shortly after an Alligator, and was the first entity to have SHP.
Bears.
33 HP 3A. There are three bears here. It seems like there should have been four, but there wasn't four. And now there will be less, instead. To be sure, three bears is a threatening thing to be faced with, but four bears is at least 33% more threatening. That's fully an extra bear. It's four bears. Shame about the lack of a fourth bear, then. or a third, soon enough.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
Oh, I forgot to remove the unfinished part.
A1: SNAKES (My actions will now have titles!)
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Racyls'Strom looks up from where they are. They see stone brick walls, with scratches and claw marks. They hear a hissing sound…
Hmm. Other than that, the ‘dungeon’ is empty. Oh! There's a pressure plate. Racyls'Strom, not trusting anything, swats it with a vine.
Suddenly, a bunch of Super-Powered Dragons In Mech Suits come stomping in and wreck the vin- well, that's what Racyls'Strom is imagining. Instead, nothing happens.
Racyls'Strom does it again. Then again. Then again. Nothing happens. Racyls'Strom nervously steps forwards. Then a bunch of Egyptian snakes holding chicken eggs (with acidic yolk) rain from the ceiling and from behind onto Racyls'Strom. The snakes aren’t friends of trees.
A2 - SUBMARINE 5/5 (Situational Camouflage, please.)
Passives:
Sapcloak: Probably a layer of armor.
Situational Camouflage: Probably evasion.
Sap Purification: Separates the decay from the sap. The purified sap powers the engines.
Actions:
Decay Sniper: Snipes an entity, giving it decay (and damaging it) from the Sap Purifier.
Torpedo: Sends a torpedo at an entity, damaging it (and splashes decay on its allies).
A3 - Research
Take the Corrupted Fruit. Scan it, and if I can't scan it, make a Scantron.
Orders:
Slimes, continue the vaccuming. Don't become crazy, though.
Crocodile, throw the (bloodcrazed) Greater Slime into the way of (one of) Exodevtis' big attacks.
Tank, tank Exodevtis' smaller attacks (that are aimed at OGs). Turret (and Tank, if you can still attack while tanking), attack Exodevtis.
there should be a ctg wiki
A1 + A2: I put the Darkness given Form in the Penumbra of Racyls'Strom and paint a sign that says 'HIT HERE FOR ATTACK TESTING' on the tree. Since the Darkness Given Form opposes the godmodder and Racyls'Strom aids the godmodder, the target sign should join the training routine in the form of live fire testing and/or test whether the different forms of darkness fight each other.
A3: I throw excessively many emoji plushies at the Mountainmodder, entombing them in fluff. They could...probably just move out of it like a normal person? But they're a whole mountain, so that's a LOT of plushies.
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The F blogs about the Pub being a thing now, films action shots, and otherwise updates the world on the current status of the fight (in that it's still going). Other entities act at discretion.