Oh no! The Teensies are injured! I give the whiskey they brew the Characteristic of Healing, which should be able to heal them.
Also now it seems I have a competitor. Well, this’ll be interesting. I start to charge another Advertisement. A Big Advertisement. 1/15
One charge to the Nightvale portal. Lights start to swirl around it, threatening everything around it. Good thing I have a Soul Level 7! Portal: 9/10
Teensies take a break to heal up with the Healing Whiskey.
Wait. The Gidmiddir??? Does that imply the existence of the Gadmaddar, the Gedmedder, the Godmoddor, the Gudmuddur, and… the fabled… Gydmyddyr??? Anyway the Hi-Gini cintiniis ti hiil diciying. The Gidmiddir summons the Alphabet.
A1-3: Finish enchanting the now Diamond! (9/9) Soul-Eater is here!!!! Everyone’s soul trembles as a new potential threat to your soul comes into existence. It feels like the chills.
A1: Give the absence of a cat the absence of cat food so it trusts me.
A2: Pray to the cat lord and ask him to teleport the A cat next to the absence of a cat
A3: Tell the absence of a cat to initiate an EPIC CAT BRAWL with the A cat (if the cat lord did not listen, then I just throw a small living rock at the A cat
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Least Slimes. 15 HP, 1 Attack. The spawn of Racyls'Strom, these slimes are lumps of toxic Sap given life. Due to the manipulations of a Player, they've taken up the job of keeping the rest of the battlefield clear of Decay, the absorption of which allows them to become larger. The known evolved forms of the Least Slimes include Lesser Slimes, which are nearly thrice as large and five times as strong, Slimes, which are a further twice as large then half again and stronger to the same degree, and Greater Slimes, which are twice as large and eight times stronger; Noxious Slimes also exist, and seem about the right size to be mutated versions of Slimes.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 9/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
And I had a chain attack for Exodevtis. Ah, well. I'll just use it on Racyls'Strom later.
A1 - Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff go BRRRRRRRR
The Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff suddenly feels a freezing sensation.
Looking up, it sees a megaton of ice covering the ‘Plushy-filled’, ‘Enchanted’, and ‘Sludge’ part of it’s title.
The Ice quickly spreads, covering the ‘reduces the power of actions which cross it downwards by 45!’ part of it’s description.
And then the river-Cliff suddenly feels it’s plushies cracking from the inside, with their insides being expanding ice.
A grindstone made of ice appears around the river-Cliff, turns itself inside-out, and cracks, bringing the enchanted ness of the river-Cliff with it.
The sludge suddenly turns into frozen soup, and is eaten by a mountain goat, which is joined by a herd of other mountain goats who decided to inhabit this new frozen mountain thing.
The river-Cliff has nothing now. Nothing but a single capital letter which isn’t even at the front.
A2 - Tiamat
I'd guess it's unlikely. Information on... how a certain almost-deity managed to gain such power? Okay???? (there is a note of apprehension in my voice) The type of deity is, lets say a five-headed dragon deity. The almost-deity is... say, a extremely powerful wizard-like humanoid person who can withstand almost anything.
A3 - Energy Plant 5/10
Legitimate Physics, please!
I order some natural hydrogen and lithium, plasma, and also superconductive magnet cooled in liquid nitrogen, to stop heat dispersing and increase the overall efficiency of the nuclear fusion reactor, from ACME.com.
Orders:
Tank, Cannon Racyls'Strom and the Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff. Turret, Racyls'Strom. Submarine, Torpedo (7) Racyls'Strom. Mathematicians, ummm... eat the sandwiches? Hopefully they'll have positive effects.
A1: I acquire moth shurikens and throw them around, causing moths to spawn when the shurikens break.
A2: To ascend is sometimes to fall upward! Through Aesma's wicked world-grabbing pose, I perspective Raclys'Strom into somehow being falling while they're ascending. It's like falling up, but anime.
A3: It is said that greatly ruinous destinies have driven some to drink, and others to madness. By arriving where we already are, drink and madness and drinking through madness is... something. Through springs being springs, I establish a water supply for the cult!
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Entities applicable figure out what the water cycle influence and water supply could be used to do to the weather. Maybe cause rain or something to dilute all this sap? Other entities act at discretion.
Action 1: Hmm... Fire, yes, very good! I take the Physical Fire off the Bearbarian and combine it with one of the Soulbound Cinders, creating... something. I don't know yet.
Action 2: I don't know if Conceptual Fire is doing anything but I call the Conceptual Firefighters to conceptually put it out.
Action 3: I begin GM-ing CTG 2 within CTG while CTG is still happening! The sheer nonsense of my action confuses the Godmodder.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Action 1: Before the portal finishes, I ask it what it wants because Asriel could talk to portals, therefore Zak can. I want to know it’s purpose and feelings.
Actions 2&3: Charging for Advertisement of Exceptional Size (or AES). What will it say? Going to come up with a slogan. Also a picture of a cute Teensie.
Gidmiddir mids a bit, Hi-Gini giis in i rint ibiit inly ising i’s, Teensies create a cake.
Now that Soul Eater has come to fruition, I will cast a spell from it. Let’s call it Soul Siphon. It’s the least powerful spell cast from Soul Eater. It simply siphons away a small portion of the target’s life force. The bit of soul just evaporates into the air. I wonder if that could be come a problem…
A1-2: I cast Soul Siphon on Racyls’Strom. (2/2)
Also, I’m coming up with another spell. It’s a little bit more powerful. It’s called Soul Vacuum. It siphons soul, but also transfers some siphoned soul to my soul.
A3: I begin casting Soul Vacuum on Racyls’Strom. (1/7)
Racyls'Strom - Aermora Ascendant. 2800 HP, Variable attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, no longer restricted. All its former powers remain, some of them amplified, and it has gained an array of more powerful Ascendant abilities, which it can use at the cost of Light. The Light plays at holiness and divinity, but feels tainted, by some sort of... insidious, parasitic influence. Perhaps a remnant of Exodevtis... or perhaps something else. A partial accounting of its Ascendant abilities includes Grand Ripple, which inflicts 1 damage per 10 Sap in reserve; Abyssal Flowering, a more efficient, yet desolate, variant of the Corrupted Fruit which somehow grants it light when created; and an improved Shamanic Barrier which redirects the defence's backlash at the attacker, with greater efficiency.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 11/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
A1: I forge the backslash of backlash, allowing me to manipulate backlash! I dunno why I just do things.
A2: I do a rain dance except it actually causes rain, so the storm situation will arrive faster.
A3: Since the Mountainmodder didn't reply, I flood their inbox with emails.
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Entities applicable to effort continue either rain-causing or acting at discretion as appropriate. We'll figure out what we're doing with all this fire later, probably. The F saw something like this in Library of Ruina once, so it analyzes the Light-gathering situation to see if the influence it's affected by is...doing much actual influencing or if it's just Like That parasitically.
Hmm. Interesting. The Abyssal Flower could be used as a means to defeat ecneserP ehT. WAIT GRAVEDIGGENT WHY
A1 - Chain Attack. Literally.
Chains sprout out of the earth.
They wrap themselves around Racyls'Strom and pull on it’s branches.
More chains appear out of thin air, and turn into a chain-saw.
It saws through Racyls'Strom’s trunk.
Even more chains appear, and form into an enormous vacuum which sucks the life-force out of Racyls'Strom.
And then, Tom Sawyer appears, with a pot full of weedkiller… and dumps it all over Racyls'Strom.
And then, Tom Sawyer disappears, with a pot full of light… which was absorbed from Racyls'Strom.
And then, Tom Sawyer appears, with a group of lawyers… who state that Racyls'Strom is crossing the line which marks the End of Turn Reactions and the Entity List.
And then, Tom Sawyer disappears, along with some of Racyls'Strom’s health.
A2 - Continued Praying to Tiamat
A Godmodder who gained power from another Godmodder who was a god. Good point. I'm just worried about other things. Like, being instantly wrecked by a rip in the fabric of space-time by the name of ecneserP ehT. The material plane, I'm guessing.
A3 - Energy Plant 6/10
Oh no! The only thing I can do is incase them in conveniently placed Danger-Containers™ (containers built for containing all sorts of dangerous mad scientist stuff perfectly, utilizing tried and tested contained time-stop technology,) that I have in case I need to incase dangerous mad scientist stuff! I do that.
Orders (why do I forget these so much):
Tank, Turret, Racyls'Strom. Submarine, Decay Sniper (10) river-Cliff. Mathematicians. There are an infinite amount of you. You have two sandwiches. The first mathematician wants 1 sandwich, the second 1/2, the third 1/4. At the limit, all infinite mathematicians will get at least some sandwiches. QED.
Action 1: I collect the Abyssal Flowers and light them all on fire.
CTG 2 Action: "The Godmodder dodges your attack by going faster than light. If anime characters can do it, then so can he!
The Godmodder uses a Time Machine to summon a powerful entity from the first CTG game, ecneserP ehT, at the height of its power! (but this time under his command) Its hax get disabled because this game doesn't have those mechanics yet.
[AG] ecneserP ehT, 2840/2840 HP, 388+128A
[GM] Godmodder: 300/300 HP"
Action 3: Once all other OG players are done with their actions, I teleport them all into the Flamebound Elegy of Ignition's range and activate it!
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom. Storm Man!! will attack Racyls'Strom. The Bearbarian will attack Racyls'Strom.
Oh no! The Teensies are injured! I give the whiskey they brew the Characteristic of Healing, which should be able to heal them.
Also now it seems I have a competitor. Well, this’ll be interesting. I start to charge another Advertisement. A Big Advertisement. 1/15
One charge to the Nightvale portal. Lights start to swirl around it, threatening everything around it. Good thing I have a Soul Level 7! Portal: 9/10
Teensies take a break to heal up with the Healing Whiskey.
Wait. The Gidmiddir??? Does that imply the existence of the Gadmaddar, the Gedmedder, the Godmoddor, the Gudmuddur, and… the fabled… Gydmyddyr??? Anyway the Hi-Gini cintiniis ti hiil diciying. The Gidmiddir summons the Alphabet.
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[A]
A1-3: Finish enchanting the now Diamond! (9/9) Soul-Eater is here!!!! Everyone’s soul trembles as a new potential threat to your soul comes into existence. It feels like the chills.
A1: Give the absence of a cat the absence of cat food so it trusts me.
A2: Pray to the cat lord and ask him to teleport the A cat next to the absence of a cat
A3: Tell the absence of a cat to initiate an EPIC CAT BRAWL with the A cat (if the cat lord did not listen, then I just throw a small living rock at the A cat
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
15 HP, 1 Attack. The spawn of Racyls'Strom, these slimes are lumps of toxic Sap given life. Due to the manipulations of a Player, they've taken up the job of keeping the rest of the battlefield clear of Decay, the absorption of which allows them to become larger. The known evolved forms of the Least Slimes include Lesser Slimes, which are nearly thrice as large and five times as strong, Slimes, which are a further twice as large then half again and stronger to the same degree, and Greater Slimes, which are twice as large and eight times stronger; Noxious Slimes also exist, and seem about the right size to be mutated versions of Slimes.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
And I had a chain attack for Exodevtis. Ah, well. I'll just use it on Racyls'Strom later.
A1 - Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff go BRRRRRRRR
The Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff suddenly feels a freezing sensation.
Looking up, it sees a megaton of ice covering the ‘Plushy-filled’, ‘Enchanted’, and ‘Sludge’ part of it’s title.
The Ice quickly spreads, covering the ‘reduces the power of actions which cross it downwards by 45!’ part of it’s description.
And then the river-Cliff suddenly feels it’s plushies cracking from the inside, with their insides being expanding ice.
A grindstone made of ice appears around the river-Cliff, turns itself inside-out, and cracks, bringing the enchanted ness of the river-Cliff with it.
The sludge suddenly turns into frozen soup, and is eaten by a mountain goat, which is joined by a herd of other mountain goats who decided to inhabit this new frozen mountain thing.
The river-Cliff has nothing now. Nothing but a single capital letter which isn’t even at the front.
A2 - Tiamat
I'd guess it's unlikely.
Information on... how a certain almost-deity managed to gain such power?
Okay???? (there is a note of apprehension in my voice)
The type of deity is, lets say a five-headed dragon deity. The almost-deity is... say, a extremely powerful wizard-like humanoid person who can withstand almost anything.
A3 - Energy Plant 5/10
Legitimate Physics, please!
I order some natural hydrogen and lithium, plasma, and also superconductive magnet cooled in liquid nitrogen, to stop heat dispersing and increase the overall efficiency of the nuclear fusion reactor, from ACME.com.
Orders:
Tank, Cannon Racyls'Strom and the
Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff. Turret, Racyls'Strom. Submarine, Torpedo (7) Racyls'Strom. Mathematicians, ummm... eat the sandwiches? Hopefully they'll have positive effects.there should be a ctg wiki
ecneserP ehT regenerates. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom.
Hate: 21/126
I use all three of my actions and all my summons to attack the racyls’strom.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1: I acquire moth shurikens and throw them around, causing moths to spawn when the shurikens break.
A2: To ascend is sometimes to fall upward! Through Aesma's wicked world-grabbing pose, I perspective Raclys'Strom into somehow being falling while they're ascending. It's like falling up, but anime.
A3: It is said that greatly ruinous destinies have driven some to drink, and others to madness. By arriving where we already are, drink and madness and drinking through madness is... something. Through springs being springs, I establish a water supply for the cult!
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Entities applicable figure out what the water cycle influence and water supply could be used to do to the weather. Maybe cause rain or something to dilute all this sap? Other entities act at discretion.
Action 1: Hmm... Fire, yes, very good! I take the Physical Fire off the Bearbarian and combine it with one of the Soulbound Cinders, creating... something. I don't know yet.
Action 2: I don't know if Conceptual Fire is doing anything but I call the Conceptual Firefighters to conceptually put it out.
Action 3: I begin GM-ing CTG 2 within CTG while CTG is still happening! The sheer nonsense of my action confuses the Godmodder.
1-2. buff the army man charge.
LittleReally big Army men: 4/203. I send an infinite amount of angsty anti heroes at the godmodder, who killed their fathers in this battles collateral damage.
I figure if the absence of a cat is nothing, then if I give it a real thing, it is a thing.
A1: Ask the mountainmodder if it has any things for me
A2: give the thing to the absence of a cat.
A3: tell it to attack A Cat.
(I dont give my soul if he wants it)
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Action 1: Before the portal finishes, I ask it what it wants because Asriel could talk to portals, therefore Zak can. I want to know it’s purpose and feelings.
Actions 2&3: Charging for Advertisement of Exceptional Size (or AES). What will it say? Going to come up with a slogan. Also a picture of a cute Teensie.
Gidmiddir mids a bit, Hi-Gini giis in i rint ibiit inly ising i’s, Teensies create a cake.
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[A]
Now that Soul Eater has come to fruition, I will cast a spell from it. Let’s call it Soul Siphon. It’s the least powerful spell cast from Soul Eater. It simply siphons away a small portion of the target’s life force. The bit of soul just evaporates into the air. I wonder if that could be come a problem…
A1-2: I cast Soul Siphon on Racyls’Strom. (2/2)
Also, I’m coming up with another spell. It’s a little bit more powerful. It’s called Soul Vacuum. It siphons soul, but also transfers some siphoned soul to my soul.
A3: I begin casting Soul Vacuum on Racyls’Strom. (1/7)
Oops, forgot to command entities.
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom.
Storm Man!! will attack Racyls'Strom.
The Bearbarian will attack Racyls'Strom.
2800 HP, Variable attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, no longer restricted. All its former powers remain, some of them amplified, and it has gained an array of more powerful Ascendant abilities, which it can use at the cost of Light. The Light plays at holiness and divinity, but feels tainted, by some sort of... insidious, parasitic influence. Perhaps a remnant of Exodevtis... or perhaps something else.
A partial accounting of its Ascendant abilities includes Grand Ripple, which inflicts 1 damage per 10 Sap in reserve; Abyssal Flowering, a more efficient, yet desolate, variant of the Corrupted Fruit which somehow grants it light when created; and an improved Shamanic Barrier which redirects the defence's backlash at the attacker, with greater efficiency.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
ecneserP ehT regenerates. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom.
Hate: 42/126
A1: I forge the backslash of backlash, allowing me to manipulate backlash! I dunno why I just do things.
A2: I do a rain dance except it actually causes rain, so the storm situation will arrive faster.
A3: Since the Mountainmodder didn't reply, I flood their inbox with emails.
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Entities applicable to effort continue either rain-causing or acting at discretion as appropriate. We'll figure out what we're doing with all this fire later, probably. The F saw something like this in Library of Ruina once, so it analyzes the Light-gathering situation to see if the influence it's affected by is...doing much actual influencing or if it's just Like That parasitically.
Hmm. Interesting. The Abyssal Flower could be used as a means to defeat ecneserP ehT. WAIT GRAVEDIGGENT WHY
A1 - Chain Attack. Literally.
Chains sprout out of the earth.
They wrap themselves around Racyls'Strom and pull on it’s branches.
More chains appear out of thin air, and turn into a chain-saw.
It saws through Racyls'Strom’s trunk.
Even more chains appear, and form into an enormous vacuum which sucks the life-force out of Racyls'Strom.
And then, Tom Sawyer appears, with a pot full of weedkiller… and dumps it all over Racyls'Strom.
And then, Tom Sawyer disappears, with a pot full of light… which was absorbed from Racyls'Strom.
And then, Tom Sawyer appears, with a group of lawyers… who state that Racyls'Strom is crossing the line which marks the End of Turn Reactions and the Entity List.
And then, Tom Sawyer disappears, along with some of Racyls'Strom’s health.
A2 - Continued Praying to Tiamat
A Godmodder who gained power from another Godmodder who was a god.
Good point. I'm just worried about other things. Like, being instantly wrecked by a rip in the fabric of space-time by the name of ecneserP ehT.
The material plane, I'm guessing.
A3 - Energy Plant 6/10
Oh no! The only thing I can do is incase them in conveniently placed Danger-Containers™ (containers built for containing all sorts of dangerous mad scientist stuff perfectly, utilizing tried and tested contained time-stop technology,) that I have in case I need to incase dangerous mad scientist stuff! I do that.
Orders (why do I forget these so much):
Tank, Turret, Racyls'Strom. Submarine, Decay Sniper (10) river-Cliff. Mathematicians. There are an infinite amount of you. You have two sandwiches. The first mathematician wants 1 sandwich, the second 1/2, the third 1/4. At the limit, all infinite mathematicians will get at least some sandwiches. QED.
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: I collect the Abyssal Flowers and light them all on fire.
CTG 2 Action: "The Godmodder dodges your attack by going faster than light. If anime characters can do it, then so can he!
The Godmodder uses a Time Machine to summon a powerful entity from the first CTG game, ecneserP ehT, at the height of its power! (but this time under his command)
Its hax get disabled because this game doesn't have those mechanics yet.
[AG] ecneserP ehT, 2840/2840 HP, 388+128A
[GM] Godmodder: 300/300 HP"
Action 3: Once all other OG players are done with their actions, I teleport them all into the Flamebound Elegy of Ignition's range and activate it!
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom.
Storm Man!! will attack Racyls'Strom.
The Bearbarian will attack Racyls'Strom.
I charge up a power attack with all my actions
3/9
Ganlidore casts a protection spell on me, himself, and the super knight.
The super knight attacks the greater slime
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands