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Mugen comes back and uses her unseen servent

 (Can I roll for that)

Action 1: I put my Crafting Table on the Battlefield, because I don't know what to use it for.

Clowning Spirit Action: Oh, I forgot I had this guy. The Clowning Spirit turns into a Large Clown and picks up an axe, becoming Clown Paul Bunyan Spirit! It then begins chopping Racyls'Strom.

Action 3: I challenge Racyls'Strom to a dance battle. It can't move so I win by default! This hurts it emotionally because trees have feelings too!

Entity Orders:

The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom.
Storm Man!! will attack Racyls'Strom.
The Bearbarian will attack Racyls'Strom.
The gun? will attack Racyls'Strom.

CTG2 Action:

Replying to Elementallord:
You deal 600 damage to ecneserP ehT through the use of a diamond spike.

Replying to ORIGIN:
"Why are you creating a black hole within five feet of-" Oh wait, You's dead.
The Godmodder slips on a Basilisk scale and falls into the Black Hole. He's spaghettified! 1 damage to the Spaghettimodder!

The Spaghettimodder is an avid fan of tungsten cubes, and everyone knows a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, like, for example, a Huge Diamond Spike.
ecneserP ehT destroys the Castle Foundations.

[AG] ecneserP ehT, 2240/2840 HP, 388+128A, has a Decorative War Axe

[GM] Spaghettimodder: 299/300 HP, Weapon: Huge Diamond Spike

1x: Ah, but the Godmodder is smart! He should have already foreseen that I HAVE INFINITE TIME MACHINES!

I time travel to the last update and throw the Godmodder/Mountainmodder into the void, summon a red guy who wields every weapon ever and have him stab the Godmodder/Mountainmodder, then dissolve the Godmodder/Mountainmodder in a puddle of acid as soon as the Godmodder sends me into the future! Since the Godmodder threw me into the future, the actions I took last update technically haven't happened yet, meaning the Curse of Repetitiveness can't take effect since I haven't repeated anything! This amount of time shenanigans will have zero terrible consequences whatsoever!

2x: I take an infinite amount of time to sort my INFINITE TIME MACHINES in the space of a single second. This has the side effect of instantiating my INFINITE TIME MACHINES as an item.

Continuing to charge the AES. 10/15

Teensies make soup. Largie stirs the pot

O-Deer do whatevero.

Everything do whatever.

A1-3: Charge Soul Vacuum (7/7)

A vortex of etherealness erupts from Soul Eater, and it courses towards Racyls’Strom. The soulish energy wrapping around the tree is pulled towards the diamond. Some of it is trapped in Soul Eater.

Do I get an extra 3 actions because I missed last time? Also I choose +1 charge. If I get 3 more I do this:

A4-6: Charge Soul Vortex (3/12). This is an even more powerful version of Soul Vacuum. 2x power maybe??

A1 - Fortunately, Unfortunately

A2 - Conversion

The Dark Cavern is dark.
Caverns are dark because they are underground.
That means, to get out of the dark cavern, you need to climb a cliff.
The river-Cliff was a cliff.
The river-Cliff had crocodile attacks on it.
Therefore, the river-Cliff has crocodile attacks on it.

A3 - Energy Plant 9/10

Miniaturised please!
It's probably unlikely I'll complete another chargequest, but I'm going for it!
I calibrate the time part of the 4-D printer with space-time fabric.
This will make sure it'll always to ahead on schedule!
Or at least never be behind schedule.

Orders (Yay, didn't forget them this time):
RIP Tank. Sub, Torpedo (13) Racyls'Strom. Mathematician... sorry. I did the equations but edited it too late.
Please attack Racyls'Strom's DR, which is not being defended by the Lax Slimes.
I am as good at logic as The Presence but backwards.

A1: I activate Galvanism on the F, allowing them to convert magical energy and electricity back and forth! This probably has self-repair and safe-self-electrification applications.

A2: Because I'm supposed to be taking over the country or something, I repair the Pub by putting a bunch of flags on it to cobble together replacement walls out of wall hangings.

A3: I play an incredibly dramatic air piano solo to provide the magical energy to invigorate the storm into a thunderstorm. It's like thunderous applause but I'm doing the applause myself because I'm a hack.

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Entities applicable set up lightning rods or something to channel the electricity in case of thunderstorm. We'll figure out how to involve fire/water/electric/whatever later, probably. Other entities act at discretion, though with this kind of battlefield trying to stay safe is sometimes all you can do.

I use two actions to summon a royal healer and one to attack the racyls’strom

Ganlidore cast a protection spell on himself

The royal healer tries to heal the knight.

A1-3: Charge Soul Vortex. (3/12)

 As I said in an earlier post, Soul Vortex is an even more powerful version of Soul Vacuum. 2x power??

Action 1: I use the Crafting Table and some cobblestone to craft a Furnace. (It'll be in the same entity as the crafting table)

Action 2 + Light Staff: There is a universe out there, in the infinite multiverse, called the Slime Universe. It's a lot like this one, except everything is made from slime. Slime people, slime dragons, slime houses... even Slime Slimes! These slimes are the slime equivalent of slimes. I summon one of them on the Titan Slime, which is damaged both emotionally and physically by the sliminess of the Slime Slime!

Action 3: I throw A Cat at an Absence Of A Cat. Parts of the A Cat that touch the Absence Of A Cat are completely erased because reality itself knows that A Cat shouldn't be there.

Entity Orders:

The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom.
Storm Man!! will attack Racyls'Strom.
The Bearbarian will attack Racyls'Strom.
The gun? will attack Racyls'Strom.
The Clowning Paul Bunyan Spirit degrofeR will attack Racyls'Strom.

CTG2 Action:

Replying to Elementallord:
You shatter the diamond spike, but the Spaghettimodder is too thin to get hit by the spikes!
The spikes do hit ecneserP ehT, though, and deal 800 damage!

Replying to ORIGIN:
The Spaghettimodder is thrown into the planet's core, and everyone knows hot sauce is great on spaghetti, magma is basically hot sauce, so instead of getting damaged, the Spaghettimodder is improved!

The Spaghettimodder taunts the players by throwing hot sauce into their eyes.

[AG] ecneserP ehT, 1440/2840 HP, 388+128A, has a Decorative War Axe

[GM] Spaghettimodder: 299/300 HP, Weapon: Hot Sauce

I add the effect of Healing to The Pub. It heals itself and others each round.

Continuing to charge the AES. What does it say? That’s future me’s problem. 12/15

Entities do what their hearts feel like. That is to say, do whatever.

Fourteen days ago, something occurred. Something... dreadful. I was removed from the battlefield. JOEbobobob seemingly thought it a good idea to clean up the battlefield, remove those who had not posted for some time. A harmless action, one would think. One thinks wrong. JOEbobobob was a fool to strip me of my hella dosh, my beautiful kneecap. But he forgets one thing: I am the founding member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club. And the brand shines ever on.

After two long years of slumber, once again, I rise. The being which was once known as Woobydoobydoo, later The Humbug, but always... always have I been the Branded One. O, how it shines. Calling upon all those which have been scrubbed clean from the annals of history, I rise. The spirits of the newly forgotten, the recently ignored, those forever unknown legions of the overlooked and neglected, all flow into me.

The. Darkside. Thalai. TinyTimCanpy. Pionoplayer. MasterOfTheDungeons. ItsNotAChest. Cadence. Tarhalindur. Pinappl. Them, and all the others who have been forgotten before. Now, I shall remember them when no one else shall. And lo, my form once again changes. I now possess a face which cannot be witnessed but shall never be forgotten. My body is made of the same stuff dreams are, and like a dream it cannot be fully recalled once one looks away.

One hundred sixty pages and four years ago, I came into this land with an ocarina-axe in hand. What I hold now is only a memory of the original Vesuvias-forged blade, but it still cuts. It may not feel like it, you may not recall, but it will still cut deeper than any blade of steel.

Ignoring whatever chaos is going on in the field, I face my old foe, the Godmodder, who is undoubtedly encased behind fifteen separate layers of BS protections at this point, but that doesn't really matter all that much to me. It's more about sending a point. The brand shines. And I strike. 

(Idk how many actions people have at this point, so let's just say I use 'em all doing whatever the hell that was. Also yeah, I'm back I guess? After 2 years? Don't question me. I see the Godmodder has taken 22 damage while I've been gone. That's 11 damage a year, at this rate we'll get him in... 22 years!!! Let's go, lads!)

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Fourteen days ago, something occurred. Something... dreadful. I was removed from the battlefield. JOEbobobob seemingly thought it a good idea to clean up the battlefield, remove those who had not posted for some time. A harmless action, one would think. One thinks wrong. JOEbobobob was a fool to strip me of my hella dosh, my beautiful kneecap. But he forgets one thing: I am the founding member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club. And the brand shines ever on.

After two long years of slumber, once again, I rise. The being which was once known as Woobydoobydoo, later The Humbug, but always... always have I been the Branded One. O, how it shines. Calling upon all those which have been scrubbed clean from the annals of history, I rise. The spirits of the newly forgotten, the recently ignored, those forever unknown legions of the overlooked and neglected, all flow into me.

The. Darkside. Thalai. TinyTimCanpy. Pionoplayer. MasterOfTheDungeons. ItsNotAChest. Cadence. Tarhalindur. Pinappl. Them, and all the others who have been forgotten before. Now, I shall remember them when no one else shall. And lo, my form once again changes. I now possess a face which cannot be witnessed but shall never be forgotten. My body is made of the same stuff dreams are, and like a dream it cannot be fully recalled once one looks away.

One hundred sixty pages and four years ago, I came into this land with an ocarina-axe in hand. What I hold now is only a memory of the original Vesuvias-forged blade, but it still cuts. It may not feel like it, you may not recall, but it will still cut deeper than any blade of steel.

Ignoring whatever chaos is going on in the field, I face my old foe, the Godmodder, who is undoubtedly encased behind fifteen separate layers of BS protections at this point, but that doesn't really matter all that much to me. It's more about sending a point. The brand shines. And I strike. 

(Idk how many actions people have at this point, so let's just say I use 'em all doing whatever the hell that was. Also yeah, I'm back I guess? After 2 years? Don't question me. I see the Godmodder has taken 22 damage while I've been gone. That's 11 damage a year, at this rate we'll get him in... 22 years!!! Let's go, lads!)

 I’m trying. Most of the hits these days are directed at this big tree, the current shard.

Also, the most recent one damage was a self damage lol.

A1: I take the King_Fuffy disguise in case I ever need to disguise myself as King_Fuffy or KingFuffy or other permutations of kingship and fuffiness.

A2: Lunch break impends! I give the F the Snowleopard cake.

A3: I update the Godmodder so they're up to date on experimental software updates.

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Entities applicable take a lunch break! There's probably some other edible healing items worth taking and eating during the lunch, like the health potions. The storm can dissipate since the moths get to take a lunch break too. Other entities act at discretion.

Whoops. The last part of my argument was supposed to be "Therefore, the Dark Cavern has crocodile attacks on it."

A1 - Dark Cavern Plug

A2 - Updatebreaker

access lazyload file (projects);
find (updateBreakerP1);
load (updateBreakerP1);
execute (updateBreakerP1);

I reveal… that I know how the God/Mountain/Corrugatemodder is breaking into the Updates!
I proceed to copy Terrorism from The Presence but backwards, and use it on the God/Mountain/Corrugatemodder!
Either the God/Mountain/Corrugatemodder frees Tiamat from… wherever they are…, or I tell JOEbobobob how the God/Mountain/Corrugatemodder’s doing that!
If the God/Mountain/Corrugatemodder doesn’t follow through exactly as I intend (my intentions being interpreted by JOEbobobob), then I will STILL tell JOEbobobob how.

A3 - Energy Plant 10/10 COMPLETE

Ok. Anyways, the Energy Plant is now FINISHED!
It produces a base amount of 1 charge/round.
It is labeled as an item, and not an entity, although it can technically still be 'attacked'.
Attacking it will lower the amount of charge it produces per round, BUT it cannot be lowered below 0, PLUS it cannot 'die'.
When it doesn't produce any charge, it is simply 'broken' and can be fixed.

Orders:
Sub, Decay Sniper the Dark Cavern.
Mathematicians, put out the Pub fire with the formula for the volume of a fluid.

I realize that fighting the Racyls'Strom is not the Absence of A Cat's destiny. It is to destroy the A Cat. 

A1: I throw the Absence of A Cat at Megamaths, as well as the dirt, telling them the A Cat should have the dirt,

A2: I realize the cat lord may not have liked that, so I quickly tell him about the cat cult on D&D beyond (not advertising that cult I am not in it)

A3: I figure since the Godmodder has infinite time machines he would not mind if I took one, so I take 5.