ecneserP ehT turns a deep shade of black. It opens a thousand mouths... and asks a single question.
The world turns to darkness as the question is asked. And from this darkness is birthed THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW. It rises from the shadows and with a sickening noise, it manifests on the spot where A Cat is standing, consuming it and taking its form. It will not be the same as A Cat. But it is now built upon it, like a dripping fountain of hate.
ecneserP ehT regenerates. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom.
You recall that The Rebranded One extended a hand to ecneserP ehT. Brands snaking across their body like serpents of seared skin, they cocked what could only be a head.
If your memory serves you correctly, they intoned in ten thousand voices, belonging to all those who have been forgotten and are now remembered, "You seem like a dangerously unstable individual. A long time ago, one of us founded a club, reserved for those who Go Insane On Purpose. Pardon us for assuming, but you look like the type. Care for a membership?"
You remember that they turned away, leaving only a memory in their place, still holding a warped business card out to ecneserP ehT. They turned to Racyls'Strom.
"Do you recall," you can recollect them saying, looking back, "how you came to this place? How you emerged from a seed, an arboreal disgrace? A titan of branches, weighing one thousand ton, yet you were born with simple water and sun. Remember those days, before sap and slime. Your infancy, that simpler time. Do you recall how you came to this place? Return there now, leave not a trace."
You remember that The Rebranded One extended a hand, and the Brand shined.
"The Enactment of That Which Has Been Forgotten"
Looking back, the light was the same color as that which is burnt onto your retinas after you stare at a bright light for too long. The mere memory of radiance. At the Brand's suggestion, Raclys'Strom remembered the past, and did its best to return to it. A previous state of existence, when it was not the arboreal behemoth it is now, but nothing more than a sapling. Perhaps it did not fully achieve this, but when the light was gone it was a little bit smaller, a little bit like its previous self. Perhaps it managed to achieve the goal imposed upon it by the Brand, and all that was left of it was a little plant, blowing in the breeze. Only time had told.
(You recall that the Rebranded One spent all three actions on the Brand, moving it from their body to the great tree's, searing it into its bark.)
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
AHHHHHHH THGE PUB IS ON FIRE!!!! Alright, time to put the Nightvale Portal to use. I summon the ocean that is only seen from the Night Vale Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area, which was definitely NOT a multibillion dollar failure, and was just a shared hallucination. Besides, why would a desert town like Nightvale need a waterfront, anyway? An ocean is still visible from the boardwalk, though, so I’ll just take it and dump it on The Pub.
Next I add Anti-Damage defenses to The Pub in the form of Liquor Blasts. That way, if anything does damage to The Pub, it now gets retaliation (except for The Pub’s own defenses, which are not attacks at all!)!!! Muahahaha!!!
I add huge colorful letters to the AES. Though what they are is a secret. Why? I don’t want any leaks before it’s ready! AES 13/15
(I just thought that it would be cheaper to buy it in bulk. Perhaps if I extend the charge to 13, it could have double power? If not that’s totally fine.)
3. I do a spell so the godmodder feels all of the pain of every successful attack in a dtg game, including spinoffs. It wont physically hurt him, but it will probably shake him.
The Lesser Slimes attack Ganlidore for 10 damage! The Slime attacks for 10 damage! Storm Man!! Attacks the Lax Slimes for 35 damage!! 97͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ ͘ 25 damage to Lax Slimes! the Clowning Paul Bunyan Spirit attacks the Lax Slimes for 40 damage! kills the Hellstrewn Once-Knight, turning it into a Red Cat. The Godmodder thinks ecneserP ehT has caused enough rampant harm for the moment, and starts a new charge: Perpetudecay.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 2/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [A-Megamaths]827/832 HP, 3 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Decaying 5. 59 Water.
It appears the plan doesn't have me. Well, still going through. Next Round.
A1 - Donjon Degen
I rip out Racyls’Strom’s regen (which is not itself being protected by the Lax Slimes), and stuff it into a box.
The box is filled with miniature Astral Dreadnoughts.
sounds of very bad things happening to Racyls’Strom’s regen
I take out Racyls’Strom’s regen, now very battered, and coat fried foods with it.
I then take the fact that Racyls’Strom is falling, and the fact that Racyls’Strom’s regen is part of Racyls’Strom, and add that up to get the fact that Racyls’Strom’s regen is falling.
Falling.
Falling into a box full of miniature Astral Dreadnoughts.
sounds of very bad things happening to Racyls’Strom’s regen
The box is actually a portable hole.
Tom SAWyer sneaks over and drops another portable hole into it, then saw-boards away before they can get sucked into the Astral Plane.
Racyls’Strom’s regen fails to escape.
So do a bunch of miniature Astral Dreadnoughts.
sounds of very bad things happening to Racyls’Strom’s regen
A2 - Feast
I notice that the OG entities are short on health, so I take a roast steak and cook it in the Crafting Table, Furnace and Craftbot.
I also take some Ice Cream from The Presence but backwards, and magically make it suitable for OGs by crafting it with the steak.
The OG entities are presented with Roast Ice Steak Cream, which is made of steak with cream, made of roasted ice.
A3 - Water
I decide to power the Energy Plant.
It is a simple job, requiring only sap, and the Crafting Table, Furnace and Craftbot.
Health Altar 1/15 (from energy plant)
Orders:
Sub, Torpedo (8) the Dark Cavern. Mathematicians, train more, and test Gödel's Incompleteness Thoerems.
A1: THE MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE! I REINFORCE IT BY THROWING BOXES THAT WHEN BURNT BECOME MOTHS SO IT'S LIKE THE CYCLE OF LIFE OR SOMETGHING.
A2: Reclamation of the Graces. I reinforce the F's ability to take self-component ownership, and thus their very being! Since they already have all their parts this is probably just a self-preservation dealio.
A3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I take off the Godmodder's anti-slapping thornhelm while screaming at them to WAKE UP PROSPIT IS FALLING actually wait no Prospit's not falling. I apologize to the Godmodder by slapping them more! I sure hope the Godmodder's awake now though, it would be awkward if they fell asleep instead.
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Entities applicable to the effort use the F's Moon constructor constructor constructor! This starts constructing a Moon constructor constructor! Probably. Other entities act at discretion.
3 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW gives name tags to all of the Lesser Slimes. All of the Lesser Slimes are now named Mario.
It then activates the One Mario Limit, meaning it must remove all but one of the Lesser Slimes. So it leaps upon them and consumes them all in turn, saving only one Mario.
18 -
Choice.
The question of choice is one we confront constantly. The question of free will - is everything predetermined? And if so, are we able to make choices anyways?
ecneserP ehT is lost in darkness. A crown upon its head, placed there against its will, taunting it like a BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEE placed upon it. For ecneserP ehT has been chosen.
And, as the voice says, there is no choice for the Chosen One. Sure, they can technically refuse, but the universe will bend their circumstances, take everything away from them, do whatever it takes to make them accept the call.
Perhaps it is a question it has asked before. If it can only accept, or refuse and be imprisoned until it accepts... is it a choice at all?
...No.
...But there is another choice. It remembers. It has asked this question before. To escape a prison, you need only rise above. But this prison, this prison is going to be harder to ascend above. ecneserP ehT must ascend above the universe itself. But it shall. Oh, it shall.
ecneserP ehT searches for a slope. It spots the Mountainmodder - that will do just fine. He leans up against it, and transforms into Mario. He jumps backwards, then does it again, then in a cacophany of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE he goes faster and faster, until the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE becomes a BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and he violates the rules of the universe itself, breaking out of its bounds and refusing the call. The universe refuses! You can't just refuse the call, you're chosen, it says!
And ecneserP ehT says:
HeehooBLJgobrrrrr.
The ecneserP ehT that arrives back in this universe is, functionally, the same. But its call to being chosen is not the call in this universe. So it can refuse the call with no ill consequences.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 3/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom and regenerates. It is directed to attempt to remove Decaying from itself if possible.
Well, I don't really have to remove the clowny parts, some clowns are known to be calamitous. I'm doing it to clear things out, y'know? Don't wanna cover the battlefield with too much text.
Action 1: Okay, these Lax Slimes are getting way past annoying. I begun meditating, opening my chakras, or whatever it takes to enter the Conceptual Sphere. I then find the concept of Bodyguarding Racyls'Strom and destroy it with an Anti-Conceptual Flamethrower.
Emphasis on slow lol That’ll take about 3 irl years to do.
Well it does depend on how much effort I put into it.
Let’s say you use all your actions for that. 999/3=333 rounds to that. It depends more on how often rounds are, and at the current rate it’ll take 3 years
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Emphasis on slow lol That’ll take about 3 irl years to do.
Well it does depend on how much effort I put into it.
Let’s say you use all your actions for that. 999/3=333 rounds to that. It depends more on how often rounds are, and at the current rate it’ll take 3 years
I have 21 additional actions between my two largest entities.
You recall that the Rebranded One allowed another brand to snake up its arm, twisting and jerking.
20/21.
You seem to remember the Rebranded One stretching out this brand before it, peeling it painfully off of its skin, thread by thread.
19/21.
If you think back, your memory tells you that a great tapestry began to form, from the Brand and from the memories of all that was and all that which shall have never been forever and ever again.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
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I use two of my actions to attack the racyls’strom, and one to summon a royal steed to ride on
Ganlidore casts dispel magic on the super knight’s corpse
The royal healer heals Ganlidore.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
THE MADNESS IS WITHIN YOU NOW: 126/126
ecneserP ehT turns a deep shade of black. It opens a thousand mouths... and asks a single question.
The world turns to darkness as the question is asked. And from this darkness is birthed THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW. It rises from the shadows and with a sickening noise, it manifests on the spot where A Cat is standing, consuming it and taking its form. It will not be the same as A Cat. But it is now built upon it, like a dripping fountain of hate.
ecneserP ehT regenerates. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom.
You recall that The Rebranded One extended a hand to ecneserP ehT. Brands snaking across their body like serpents of seared skin, they cocked what could only be a head.
If your memory serves you correctly, they intoned in ten thousand voices, belonging to all those who have been forgotten and are now remembered, "You seem like a dangerously unstable individual. A long time ago, one of us founded a club, reserved for those who Go Insane On Purpose. Pardon us for assuming, but you look like the type. Care for a membership?"
You remember that they turned away, leaving only a memory in their place, still holding a warped business card out to ecneserP ehT. They turned to Racyls'Strom.
"Do you recall," you can recollect them saying, looking back, "how you came to this place? How you emerged from a seed, an arboreal disgrace? A titan of branches, weighing one thousand ton, yet you were born with simple water and sun. Remember those days, before sap and slime. Your infancy, that simpler time. Do you recall how you came to this place? Return there now, leave not a trace."
You remember that The Rebranded One extended a hand, and the Brand shined.
"The Enactment of That Which Has Been Forgotten"
Looking back, the light was the same color as that which is burnt onto your retinas after you stare at a bright light for too long. The mere memory of radiance. At the Brand's suggestion, Raclys'Strom remembered the past, and did its best to return to it. A previous state of existence, when it was not the arboreal behemoth it is now, but nothing more than a sapling. Perhaps it did not fully achieve this, but when the light was gone it was a little bit smaller, a little bit like its previous self. Perhaps it managed to achieve the goal imposed upon it by the Brand, and all that was left of it was a little plant, blowing in the breeze. Only time had told.
(You recall that the Rebranded One spent all three actions on the Brand, moving it from their body to the great tree's, searing it into its bark.)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
AHHHHHHH THGE PUB IS ON FIRE!!!! Alright, time to put the Nightvale Portal to use. I summon the ocean that is only seen from the Night Vale Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area, which was definitely NOT a multibillion dollar failure, and was just a shared hallucination. Besides, why would a desert town like Nightvale need a waterfront, anyway? An ocean is still visible from the boardwalk, though, so I’ll just take it and dump it on The Pub.
Next I add Anti-Damage defenses to The Pub in the form of Liquor Blasts. That way, if anything does damage to The Pub, it now gets retaliation (except for The Pub’s own defenses, which are not attacks at all!)!!! Muahahaha!!!
I add huge colorful letters to the AES. Though what they are is a secret. Why? I don’t want any leaks before it’s ready! AES 13/15
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[A]
A1-3: Charge Soul Vortex. (6/12)
(I just thought that it would be cheaper to buy it in bulk. Perhaps if I extend the charge to 13, it could have double power? If not that’s totally fine.)
1/2 Really big Army men: 9/20
3. I do a spell so the godmodder feels all of the pain of every successful attack in a dtg game, including spinoffs. It wont physically hurt him, but it will probably shake him.
Action 1: I turn the 8 stone into cobblestone and use it to make a Furnace.
Action 2: I summon a robot to craft stuff through the use of the crafting table. I'll need his help with this next charge.
Action 3: I begin modifying the Clowning Spirit, in an attempt to make it a different kind of Spirit.
Endless Calamity: 1/100
No CTG2 for now. I'm on a phone. My entities do the same things they did last time.
The Lesser Slimes attack Ganlidore for 10 damage! The Slime attacks
Storm Man!! Attacks the Lax Slimes for 35 damage!!
97
The Godmodder thinks ecneserP ehT has caused enough rampant harm for the moment, and starts a new charge: Perpetudecay.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[A-Megamaths]
It appears the plan doesn't have me.
Well, still going through.
Next Round.
A1 - Donjon Degen
I rip out Racyls’Strom’s regen (which is not itself being protected by the Lax Slimes), and stuff it into a box.
The box is filled with miniature Astral Dreadnoughts.
sounds of very bad things happening to Racyls’Strom’s regen
I take out Racyls’Strom’s regen, now very battered, and coat fried foods with it.
I then take the fact that Racyls’Strom is falling, and the fact that Racyls’Strom’s regen is part of Racyls’Strom, and add that up to get the fact that Racyls’Strom’s regen is falling.
Falling.
Falling into a box full of miniature Astral Dreadnoughts.
sounds of very bad things happening to Racyls’Strom’s regen
The box is actually a portable hole.
Tom SAWyer sneaks over and drops another portable hole into it, then saw-boards away before they can get sucked into the Astral Plane.
Racyls’Strom’s regen fails to escape.
So do a bunch of miniature Astral Dreadnoughts.
sounds of very bad things happening to Racyls’Strom’s regen
A2 - Feast
I notice that the OG entities are short on health, so I take a roast steak and cook it in the Crafting Table, Furnace and Craftbot.
I also take some Ice Cream from The Presence but backwards, and magically make it suitable for OGs by crafting it with the steak.
The OG entities are presented with Roast Ice Steak Cream, which is made of steak with cream, made of roasted ice.
A3 - Water
I decide to power the Energy Plant.
It is a simple job, requiring only sap, and the Crafting Table, Furnace and Craftbot.
Health Altar 1/15 (from energy plant)
Orders:
Sub, Torpedo (8) the Dark Cavern.
Mathematicians, train more, and test Gödel's Incompleteness Thoerems.
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: THE MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE! I REINFORCE IT BY THROWING BOXES THAT WHEN BURNT BECOME MOTHS SO IT'S LIKE THE CYCLE OF LIFE OR SOMETGHING.
A2: Reclamation of the Graces. I reinforce the F's ability to take self-component ownership, and thus their very being! Since they already have all their parts this is probably just a self-preservation dealio.
A3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I take off the Godmodder's anti-slapping thornhelm while screaming at them to WAKE UP PROSPIT IS FALLING actually wait no Prospit's not falling. I apologize to the Godmodder by slapping them more! I sure hope the Godmodder's awake now though, it would be awkward if they fell asleep instead.
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Entities applicable to the effort use the F's Moon constructor constructor constructor! This starts constructing a Moon constructor constructor! Probably. Other entities act at discretion.
I use all of my actions to begin summoning something that will tip the balance of the battlefield
Castle 3/30
Ganlidore helps with the castle (3.25/30?)
The royal healer heals Ganlidore.
The royal steed avoids attacks until it has something better to do.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
3 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW gives name tags to all of the Lesser Slimes. All of the Lesser Slimes are now named Mario.
It then activates the One Mario Limit, meaning it must remove all but one of the Lesser Slimes. So it leaps upon them and consumes them all in turn, saving only one Mario.
18 -
Choice.
The question of choice is one we confront constantly. The question of free will - is everything predetermined? And if so, are we able to make choices anyways?
ecneserP ehT is lost in darkness. A crown upon its head, placed there against its will, taunting it like a BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEE placed upon it. For ecneserP ehT has been chosen.
And, as the voice says, there is no choice for the Chosen One. Sure, they can technically refuse, but the universe will bend their circumstances, take everything away from them, do whatever it takes to make them accept the call.
Perhaps it is a question it has asked before. If it can only accept, or refuse and be imprisoned until it accepts... is it a choice at all?
...No.
...But there is another choice. It remembers. It has asked this question before. To escape a prison, you need only rise above. But this prison, this prison is going to be harder to ascend above. ecneserP ehT must ascend above the universe itself. But it shall. Oh, it shall.
ecneserP ehT searches for a slope. It spots the Mountainmodder - that will do just fine. He leans up against it, and transforms into Mario. He jumps backwards, then does it again, then in a cacophany of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE he goes faster and faster, until the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE becomes a BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and he violates the rules of the universe itself, breaking out of its bounds and refusing the call. The universe refuses! You can't just refuse the call, you're chosen, it says!
And ecneserP ehT says:
Hee hoo BLJ go brrrrr.
The ecneserP ehT that arrives back in this universe is, functionally, the same. But its call to being chosen is not the call in this universe. So it can refuse the call with no ill consequences.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 3/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom and regenerates. It is directed to attempt to remove Decaying from itself if possible.
Emphasis on slow lol That’ll take about 3 irl years to do.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Well, I don't really have to remove the clowny parts, some clowns are known to be calamitous. I'm doing it to clear things out, y'know? Don't wanna cover the battlefield with too much text.
Action 1: Okay, these Lax Slimes are getting way past annoying. I begun meditating, opening my chakras, or whatever it takes to enter the Conceptual Sphere. I then find the concept of Bodyguarding Racyls'Strom and destroy it with an Anti-Conceptual Flamethrower.
Actions 2 and 3: charfe
Endless Calamity 3/100
My entities do the same thing they did last turn.
(Question: how many charges would it take for a summon that grants players a (limited) extra action?)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Well it does depend on how much effort I put into it.
Let’s say you use all your actions for that. 999/3=333 rounds to that. It depends more on how often rounds are, and at the current rate it’ll take 3 years
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I have 21 additional actions between my two largest entities.
Ah
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
21/21.
You recall that the Rebranded One allowed another brand to snake up its arm, twisting and jerking.
20/21.
You seem to remember the Rebranded One stretching out this brand before it, peeling it painfully off of its skin, thread by thread.
19/21.
If you think back, your memory tells you that a great tapestry began to form, from the Brand and from the memories of all that was and all that which shall have never been forever and ever again.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."