Dogside is... completely unaffected by the ad campaigns. They're true, after all. So instead, it begins playing up the Darkness, using it's movement to move from the Bank to the Monopoly Box. It slaps the word 'soap' with the nametag it got onto it - if it wasn't before it is now because gosh dang some of these are vague/hard to see - and begins to deliver a campaign about the benefits of darkness!  Like cathartic expressions of anger! The invincible feeling of pride! And, just to be sure, the surprisingly scientifically accurate, detailed thesis on the benefits of sadness it stole on the way to the MonopolySoap Box. 

Meanwhile, the Achievement Dogs... the one without the elephant is focused on stray pellet collecting. It is on a mission for candy and greed!  The one with the elephant... are there upgrades for the elephant? Elephant Dogside sniffs around for clues on such possible things.

Quote from LeviRocks >>

Reading from the scroll I recently received, I then move forward, buying the space I land on, if possible. 

Now, a master of magic, campaign strategies, and chinchilla herding, I take my magic scroll, and perform a trick! I summon a horde of 293 chinchillas! These chinchillas are nice, count as a swarm and individual creatures, and I am proficient in herding them. My first act is to unleash the chinchillas, moving them 9 spaces from my current position. They land on Go, and gather money, which I then use my magical powers to teleport to me, claiming 200 M for each chinchilla, making me the richest player on the board! 

I then dismiss the chinchillas to an extradimensional space, to be called upon when I grant chinchillas to those that support me. I then vote for myself, and use my magic powers to try to convince people (through impressing, not enchanting) to vote for me. 

I then run attack adds on my competitors at the spaces I own. The railroad-miners state, "Waluigi is perpetually screaming, abrasively purple, and would be an incompotent mayor. Vote for LeviRocks, especially if you approve of getting rid of nuclear power!"

The people named Marvin who work in my gardens say, "The Coolface is actually not cool. We un-dope your dopeness, frown upon your smiles, and fart in your general direction. We challenge you to prove you are actually good at bowling, or go away!" 

My chinchilla's voices echo through the board, cutely claiming in an eery, monotone voice, "The Dogside and Daetheder are not as cute or magical as us! If you want to own one of us, support LeviRocks!"

Edit: Just in case irradiation messes with my movement, I also use my magic to teleport the chinchillas to Go.

Edit 2: 293 chinchillas times 200 M is 58,600 M.

 You read the scroll you did obtain, and comprehend by mighty brain. using the scroll, you summon a horde... but that which results ought be put to a sword. through issues of chance and radiation's remnant, despite much ado you fail to incant. many created soon fall to the ground, and those which remain have mutations profound. your constructs as such are abominable,  and for their suffering you are liable. In any case they make you a profit- but only the few that endure your dimwit. in total you garner a moderate amount; the number of it i shall now recount. 600 M is your profit in all; the remaining chinchillas could not reach the goal.
You then send out a lot of attack ads. The Darkside one is largely ineffective because 1) eerie monotones and 2) the dogsides appeal isn't being cute, it's being willing to sacrifice both life and wealth in service of the city.
You move to Marvins Gardens! Marvin waves. Your next roll is 5+6+🍌. That's a banana, not sure if it's clear due to background colors.
Achievement unlocked! "cthulhu'ftagin? wuzzat? - Create terrible abominations through non-eldritch means."

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

Now is the time for my Cuteness to come into play. I use my Cuteness gained from my penguins to make Coolface the cutest being in all of existence. In fact, the people of New York rush over to the Monopoly board and start voting for him, since he is now not only cool but also cute! I also use my fire emoji on Cool/Cuteface. I make him lit as well, so that even more people come to vote for him from New York.

I also move land on a Community Chest and draw a card. No idea what it says, but okay!

 you make Coolface extremely cute! this gives them a little bit of a fighting chance! You then make him lit... on Fire. which makes them normal lit. somehow.
You then move to the Right Community Chest and draw a card:
"Beuati. some love it. some pursue it. some contest it. You did that last one. you contested that your bueaty is greater then other peoples. and you were left. which is to say, not quite right. you only recieved the second place. the first was taken by another. You only glimpsed their face for a moment. it looked like they had 5 pairs of shades on, concealing their true byuty. You didn't see much else. anyway second place still gets you the non-grand prize of a non-grand total of 10 M." 
your next roll is 4+2+⚽️! New Yorks population still consists of 0% citizens of the monopoly board, so they don't vote. Achievement unlocked! ">If at second you don't succeed... - Attempt the same thing twice and fail both times."

Quote from SqueegeeLord >>

I use my horse to ride around the board, calling out to all that “the dogside is actually a horrible monster that will plunge the world into darkness, should he become mayor. Vote LeviRocks to save humanity!”

then I use my 6, which is a multiple of three, which is a magic number, which I use to summon more chinchillas, but I’m not proficient in chinchilla herding! LeviRocks helps me, causing him to appear a hero in the eyes of the people! I then use my 1 as a charisma fail for Daethedir to make him unpopular to the public 

 You spread the word about the Dogsides nature! You then summon a bunch of Chinchillas! non-irradiated, non-abomination chinchillas! yayy!
your next roll is 1+2+🍎!

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

Half of earth's entire population votes for me. I win the election.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or do I?

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

I just abandon my campaign and become an anarchist. I then run ads attacking any campaigns. LeviRocks will take over the world with his chinchillas. Coolface will destroy the universe. The dogside is all that he is portrayed as in the above. Waluigi will wipe out all life in fits of anger.

 You reduce LeviRocks's standing!
Achievement unlocked! ">Quantity over Quality -  make a post over a half a page long which could be expressed in a sentence."

Quote from LeviRocks >>

And! As an attempt to rally the people to my vote, I start singing! With the chinchillas (thank you @SqueegeeLord for more chinchillas) as backup singers! I also perform magic tricks during the song, making my voice better, and the chinchillas more cute!

(*Music starts playing*)

 

I am not throwing up my lunch! 

I am not throwing up my URP. 

Yo, I'm just like my count, I'm young, scrappy, and mount,

I am throwing away my shot! 

I'm gonna get a scholar sheep to King's Collage

I probably shouldn't drag, but wag, I a maze and a stone-ish

The problem is, I got a lot of drains, but not polish.

I gotta holler just to be herd,

With every nord, I drop knowledge!

I'm a die 'mond in the rough, a shiny piece of goal! 

Tryin' to reach my coal. My power's speech, ununimpeachable

Only ninten do, my mind is older, 

These New York City streets get colder, I smoulder

Ev'ry word and disadvantage I have learned to manage,

I don't have a gun to brandish, I walk these streets sandwitched! 

The plan is to fan this spark into a lame, 

But, d*mn it's getting dark, so let me spell out my name-

 Your radiation poisoning... alters... the lyrics a bit. Mostly, people end up confused.

Quote from DrackontheGuilty >>

I attempt to use my mario party item and add two extra dice to my roll

 ... you don't have a mario party item? your roll didn't include them, and this is a game of monopoly.

Quote from Alastair_Dragovich >>

Dogside is... completely unaffected by the ad campaigns. They're true, after all. So instead, it begins playing up the Darkness, using it's movement to move from the Bank to the Monopoly Box. It slaps the word 'soap' with the nametag it got onto it - if it wasn't before it is now because gosh dang some of these are vague/hard to see - and begins to deliver a campaign about the benefits of darkness!  Like cathartic expressions of anger! The invincible feeling of pride! And, just to be sure, the surprisingly scientifically accurate, detailed thesis on the benefits of sadness it stole on the way to the MonopolySoap Box. 

Meanwhile, the Achievement Dogs... the one without the elephant is focused on stray pellet collecting. It is on a mission for candy and greed!  The one with the elephant... are there upgrades for the elephant? Elephant Dogside sniffs around for clues on such possible things.

 (Technically, that emoji is a bookmark. and I thought it was supposed to be a mystical charm until I looked that up. but that's neither here nor there.)
The Dogside may be unaffected by the ad campaigns, but about two-thirds of its voters didn't know about this until now! of those, about a quarter think plunging the world into darkness is obviously bad, another quarter think it's a metaphor for how the Dogside saved them from radiation which is a type of light, a quarter listen to your explanation, and the rest have no opinion on the matter. aside from the first quarter of the two thirds,  all the dogsides votes conclude that it's not as important as their knowledge of how prosocial and dedicated the Dogside is. Unfortunately, it seems the Soapboxing was overall detrimental... if the Dogside hadn't responded, practically every pro-Dogside voter would have assumed the darkness stuff was nonsense, but since the Dogside's response basically amounted to "yep, you're completely right"...
The Achievement Dog collects 30 pseudo-pellets, and unlocks a new achievement:
">King hamster is great - King Hamster is really great"
... they may never know what triggered this achievement.
The next screen is thus.
The Elephant Dogside Duo don't see anything else around them, upgrades for the elephant or otherwise; it seems their only options are either to go off into the distance in search of something else, or jump down the pipe with the other Dogside.
Your next roll is 5+5+🪨 - Doubles! followed by 2+3+🦞! Your Luck Meter ticks up a bit!

WALUIGIS TURN!  4+4+🍆! THEN, 1+1+👣! THEN, 3+3+🔰! THEN- WELL, WALUIGI IS GETTING AHEAD OF HIMSELF. FIRST, WALUIGI MOVES EIGHT SPACES TO VENTNOR AVE, STOPPING ON THE WAY TO PLANT WALUIGIS PURPLE PLANT IN THE NATURE RESERVE. THEN, WALUIGI MOVES TWO MORE SPACES- PLUS ONE, DUE TO HIS FEET- TO THE SPACE WHICH FORMERLY HELD A POLICEMAN, WHICH WALUIGI PURCHASES. IT COSTS 0W BECAUSE THIS SPACE IS ENTIRELY EMPTY, WITH NEITHER COLOR-BAND OF COST NOR PRICE-TIED SYMBOLOGY. WALUIGI THEN MOVES ANOTHER 6 SPACES TO A CHANCE SPACE, WHERE WALUIGI DRAWS GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD JUST BEFORE HE WOULD GET SENT TO JAIL FOR ROLLING 3 DOUBLES. WALUIGI DRAWS THE CARD SO FAST, HE DOESN'T GET TO JAIL AT ALL, AND MOVES AGAIN: 6+3+💰, ENDING THE SERIES OF DOUBLES. ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED! "> T-T-T-TRIPPPLE COOOOMBOOOOO : ROLL 3 DOUBLES IN A ROW.", ">SCREW THE RULES I HAVE gooJF CARDS: USE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD TO GET AWAY WITH BREAKING THE LAW", AND ">GEE BRO, WHY'S THE QM LET YOU HAVE TWELVE DICE?: ROLL 12 DICE IN ONE TURN. AND IT'S BECAUSE I'M AMAZING.".
NOW, AS FOR THE BAG OF MONEY. WALUIGI USES THAT BAG OF MONEY TO GET WALUIGI MORE MONEY. AS ONE DOES. THIS GIVES WALUIGI A SPECTASTIC 333W! AS FOR THE 🔰, WALUIGI IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A BEGINNER, SO WALUIGI USES IT TO SUMMON A COMPLETE NEWBIE TO PARADOX MONOPOLY. WALUIGI THEN STEALS ALL HIS MONEY AND BRIBES THE COURTS TO LET HIM DO IT, GAINING ANOTHER 400W. AND WITH THAT, WALUIGI ENDS WALUIGIS TURN.

?Which means it's time... for the Elections! Let's see uh... entering in the effects of this round annnnnd...
Coolface has 4 +'s after all the minuses! Daetheder has 1+? +'s! LeviRocks has 4, as well as the dubious effect of Campaign Promises(1d2*2-3, landing on a final number of -1.)! The Dogside has 16 +'s, a sixth of which are disuaded by their newfound belief that the Dogside is evil, meaning 13.333! But that doesn't mean the Dogside wins just yet! Elections are, after all, not a perfect system. There's districts and whatnot, in an mostly-even race the worse candidate might win- but on the other hand, if you're half as good as the other person, your odds aren't (their odds *0.5), they're much lower. I think. So, everyone gets their +number squared, and then I roll a random number generator equal to all these numbers put together, and we see who wins!
16+1+9+16^2=202.89!  the roll on the d202 is 49! 16+9=25,+1=26... which is less then 49! 49 is in the Dogsides (quite frankly rather absurdly large) victory zone! This also gives the Dogside a new achievement, for obvious reasons.

The Dogside Is Now Mayor of Monopoly!


Current Subgames: Monopoly & Blue Elephant Game.
Subsubgame: Elections.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/partially Waterlogged Monopoly Board.
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.

FINAL BREAKDOWN OF CANDIDATES: Coolface
> + Excellent question answers.
> - Cooooool
> ++ voted for by 2 players
> +Good at bowling
> +Sweet Moves!
>++very very cute. and lit.
> -- attack ads targetted it.

Daetheder
> + voted for by himself.
> ? Anarchist and would probably refuse the office if he won.

LeviRocks
> + has a shirt with a tie.
> + intellectual.
> +... is a magician!
> + ... and a comedian!
> +.... with two players votes!
> ± Campaign Promises
> --- double-Irradiated.
> +++Many a Fraudulent Vote.
> - scary stories by Daetheder
Dogside
> + Very Anime.
> ++ Has a cult.
> + visibly prosocial and radiated goodness in their efforts to unwaterlog.
> +++++++++++++ Doggedly prosocial in saving the board, and willing to sacrifice its own wealth and life to do so to do so!
> - Is a dog. also is an evil monster.
> vote count multiplied by (5/6).

WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W  AAA  AA  
Points: 0. Pellets: 8. Money: 1463 W
Cards or other Resources: Electric Company (not Radioactive), Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space, B&O Railroads, Top-right corner. Sweet Moves & Luck Meters: . moderately full power move meter. electric & Radiation meters: WAAA, WAAA.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: NY Ave.

SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 3. Money: 2003M
Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). Rolled a 5+6+🍌! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!)
Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Marvins Gardens. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Irradiated x2. Zapped.

RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 2. Money: 1,945M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 4+2+⚽️!  New York City! 10 Mana Crystals (+125M/R!)! 1 Penguin (+9000 Cuteness/R!). 0000 Cuteness.
Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat!  Board position: Com.Chest Right.

NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,308M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🛏, +20M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!
Discarded: none
Other:  Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that?  Board position: Elec. Comp.

SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ 
Points: 0. Pellets: 9. Money: 115M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 5+5+🪨 & 2+3+🦞!  Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! Owns the Bank! +40M/R (Whales!)! Hype Meter +1. MAYOR. .
Discarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Jail(3), MAYOR ON BOX(1),  Dog+Elephant, Dog in Hole.

ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 672M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+🍠! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, Atlantic Ave, Pacific Ave, N.Carolina Ave!  The Power of JUSTICE!!!1!!!one!
Discarded: none
Other:  Board position: Community Chest.

SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 982M
Cards or other resources: rolled a 4+6+👤! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Luck Meter 
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Virginia Ave. Is the One Ring. unwaterlogging the board via kinnian!

Squeegeelord
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1400M
Cards or other resources: rolled a 1+2+🍎! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Illinois + Ventnor ave! 
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Vermont Ave

TheLightlessOne
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: ⚰️------
Power Move meter maxed! Dead!

Seeing that my attempt to be a bard probably hurt my campaign, and running ads that call for a recount, claiming the Dogside cheated. I am the richest of all the players at the moment, and run campaign ads showing my moments of genius during this Monopoly game. First, my Miner's Railroad mines railroads, which is very inventive and efficient. Second, everyone who is named Marvin loves me! Third, I am very nice to my lesser beings. Fourth, I guess I do have chinchillas, technically? Fifth, I exposed the tragic un-democratic nature of the elections taking place. Just to shake things up, I will use my non-banana to compare the Dogside is not fit to be mayor, due to the nature that he's not even a primate, which do like bananas. They don't even deserve to be called non-primates, and therefore I give them the Non-Banana Hater Award!

I then move forward, buying the space I land on (I don't care how much it costs, or what space it is, I buy it).

Hey, what do you know! I move and land on another Community Chest! I also get to go past Go, and I get 200M, which is the best!

Achievement unlocked! “>Poet of the century: Spit put some great rhymes.”

I also use my fire to make my red Mario suit look cool. Obviously it’s not burning me, it’s like Katniss and Peta’s outfits from The Hunger Games.

Achievement unlocked! “>Great, now you’re a cosplayer?: Cosplay as someone.”

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

Achievement unlocked! “>Poet of the century: Spit put some great rhymes.”

Achievement unlocked! “>Great, now you’re a cosplayer?: Cosplay as someone.”

Wait, can you give yourself achievements? 

Quote from LeviRocks >>

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

Achievement unlocked! “>Poet of the century: Spit put some great rhymes.”

Achievement unlocked! “>Great, now you’re a cosplayer?: Cosplay as someone.”

Wait, can you give yourself achievements? 

 No, you can’t. I will use this in my attack ads: Waluigi and all who support him break laws and rules to get what they want!

but wait... what if you can give yourself achievements?

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

 

Quote from LeviRocks >>

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

Achievement unlocked! “>Poet of the century: Spit put some great rhymes.”

Achievement unlocked! “>Great, now you’re a cosplayer?: Cosplay as someone.”

Wait, can you give yourself achievements? 

 No, you can’t. I will use this in my attack ads: Waluigi and all who support him break laws and rules to get what they want!

 No idea. Also the election is over, so the ads are useless

I vote to hold a hangman trial for waluigi!

I attempt to assassinate all the winner of the election, who I believe is LeviRocks. I use disintegrate on them. I rolled a  16, 75 damage.

I move forward, buying the space I land on (I don't care how much it costs, or what space it is, I buy it).i keep my apple for later

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

I attempt to assassinate all the winner of the election, who I believe is LeviRocks. I use disintegrate on them. I rolled a  17, 71 damage.

First, Disintegrate isn't a roll to hit spell. Second, I didn't win. Third, I'm not even within range of your spell. 

Quote from LeviRocks >>

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

I attempt to assassinate all the winner of the election, who I believe is LeviRocks. I use disintegrate on them. I rolled a  17, 71 damage.

First, Disintegrate isn't a roll to hit spell. Second, I didn't win. Third, I'm not even within range of your spell. 

 I go back in time using wish and undo everything. None of that happened.

P.S who did win?

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

P.S who did win?

 Dogside won

Dogside is now Mayor of Monopoly! Now, they aren't going to use this just yet, for there's a special something he just thought of. On the MonopolySoap Box...

Is another game board, but with a bigger logo that obscures some of the spaces but not enough to actually stop people from understanding what they are! And since no one cared, this is uncontested! That said it absolutely does have a stunning depiction of Waluigi in place og the Monopoly Man, Uncle Pennybags, on it, posing atop the Monopoly logo like one of those famous french girls from those famous paintings. Dogside immediately uses his doubles to go past Go, collect 200 dollars, and then buys THAT box's jail! It then moves 5 spaces and buys The Board's Railway. 

It then decides to institute taxes! Or rather, just one tax - the Player Tax! Basicaly every player on the Soap Box and Regular board must pay 100 Monopoly dollars a turn! 80 of it will go toward improving the health and welfare of the non-player citizens. 5 of it will go towards the bank as a bribe to keep loan interest down. 5 will gotowards the mayoral office to be spent on miscellaneous expenses. 5 dollars will go towards the jail to improve it and cause it to start spawning Police Dogs once it hits, say, 50 monopoly dollars. The other 5 dollars go towards Dogside's pocket. Naturally this bill will have to be approved, but considering 5 dollars for themselves and 80 dollars to actually imrpove conditions is an astronomical budget compared to the 0 from before, they will likely accept.

It is only due to the time contraints that I do not use the lobster. That requires a special setup which I will use next turn. The Blank Box will be used to omit one of Waluigi's numbers on his dice roll, leaving him unable to use or claim doubles this turn!

Meanwhile, the Elephant Dogside and Elephant decide to go back to the pipe room... and then head left to see what's on the screen opposite of where they are now.  Hamster Dogside, to simplifiy things, checks the vending machine and, if he's unable to buy things with monopoly money, attacks it to obtain its innards.

Quote from LeviRocks >>

Seeing that my attempt to be a bard probably hurt my campaign, and running ads that call for a recount, claiming the Dogside cheated. I am the richest of all the players at the moment, and run campaign ads showing my moments of genius during this Monopoly game. First, my Miner's Railroad mines railroads, which is very inventive and efficient. Second, everyone who is named Marvin loves me! Third, I am very nice to my lesser beings. Fourth, I guess I do have chinchillas, technically? Fifth, I exposed the tragic un-democratic nature of the elections taking place. Just to shake things up, I will use my non-banana to compare the Dogside is not fit to be mayor, due to the nature that he's not even a primate, which do like bananas. They don't even deserve to be called non-primates, and therefore I give them the Non-Banana Hater Award!

I then move forward, buying the space I land on (I don't care how much it costs, or what space it is, I buy it).

 Unfortunately, the majority of the citizens don't believe your Ads. This is probably a good thing, since if they investigated they would likely find the hundreds of false votes in your favour.
...I think I'm missing something. What's the tragic un-democratic part?
You successfully argue that the dogside is... not a monkey. I really don't understand what this is supposed to do? I guess make people think they aren't fit to be a mayor, but like. from the perspective of Monopoly's citizens, You are quite literally a boat which got crushed into two pieces by a rock. I think the claim of humans being needed for mayordom has been rather clearly rejected.
You then move to Go! You do not, however, buy it, since, on a diagetic level, it most likely represents the passage of time, rather then a physical location.
Your next roll is 4+4+🔁 followed by 6+6+🍼, followed by 5+5+📛 !... This quickly sends you to Jail! 

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

Hey, what do you know! I move and land on another Community Chest! I also get to go past Go, and I get 200M, which is the best!

Achievement unlocked! “>Poet of the century: Spit put some great rhymes.”

I also use my fire to make my red Mario suit look cool. Obviously it’s not burning me, it’s like Katniss and Peta’s outfits from The Hunger Games.

Achievement unlocked! “>Great, now you’re a cosplayer?: Cosplay as someone.”

 Achievement Unlocked! ">Insanity has Benefits: meet the criteria for If at second you don't succeed... twice."
You don't do the fire thing there, because your roll last round was a Six. and it had a soccer ball. Instead, you move to Boardwalk. and pay 100M accordingly. Your next roll is 1+2+🎵!

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

 

Quote from LeviRocks >>

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

Achievement unlocked! “>Poet of the century: Spit put some great rhymes.”

Achievement unlocked! “>Great, now you’re a cosplayer?: Cosplay as someone.”

Wait, can you give yourself achievements? 

 No, you can’t. I will use this in my attack ads: Waluigi and all who support him break laws and rules to get what they want!

 

 

 

but wait... what if you can give yourself achievements?

 You indeed cannot give yourself achievements. ...why are you still making attack ads? the election is over.

Quote from DrackontheGuilty >>

I vote to hold a hangman trial for waluigi!

WALUIGI AGREES TO YOUR RIDICULOUS VOTE! BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION! WALUIGI WILL NOT ACCEPT AN INSUFFICIENTLY WAAANDEROUS REPRESENTATION OF WALUIGI AND HIS WHOPPING WIG. AND ARMS AND LEGS AND SO ON. THE PORTRAIT YOU USE FOR HANGMAN MUST BE PHOTOREALISTIC AT LEAST TO THE LEVEL OF FULL MOTION VIDEO, OR WALUIGI WILL NOT WALK INTO THE NOOSE! UNDERSTOOD?
Achievement Unlocked: ">Waluigi is really great: have half a conversation with Waluigi.".

Quote from DaethedirWyndsabre >>

I attempt to assassinate all the winner of the election, who I believe is LeviRocks. I use disintegrate on them. I rolled a  17, 71 damage.

 You attempt to bwzorp levirocks. and then change your mind and call for a do-over.

Quote from SqueegeeLord >>

I move forward, buying the space I land on (I don't care how much it costs, or what space it is, I buy it).i keep my apple for later

 You land on St.Charles Place, which is already owned. your next roll is 1+3+🏀!

Quote from Alastair_Dragovich >>

Dogside is now Mayor of Monopoly! Now, they aren't going to use this just yet, for there's a special something he just thought of. On the MonopolySoap Box...

Is another game board, but with a bigger logo that obscures some of the spaces but not enough to actually stop people from understanding what they are! And since no one cared, this is uncontested! That said it absolutely does have a stunning depiction of Waluigi in place og the Monopoly Man, Uncle Pennybags, on it, posing atop the Monopoly logo like one of those famous french girls from those famous paintings. Dogside immediately uses his doubles to go past Go, collect 200 dollars, and then buys THAT box's jail! It then moves 5 spaces and buys The Board's Railway. 

It then decides to institute taxes! Or rather, just one tax - the Player Tax! Basicaly every player on the Soap Box and Regular board must pay 100 Monopoly dollars a turn! 80 of it will go toward improving the health and welfare of the non-player citizens. 5 of it will go towards the bank as a bribe to keep loan interest down. 5 will gotowards the mayoral office to be spent on miscellaneous expenses. 5 dollars will go towards the jail to improve it and cause it to start spawning Police Dogs once it hits, say, 50 monopoly dollars. The other 5 dollars go towards Dogside's pocket. Naturally this bill will have to be approved, but considering 5 dollars for themselves and 80 dollars to actually imrpove conditions is an astronomical budget compared to the 0 from before, they will likely accept.

It is only due to the time contraints that I do not use the lobster. That requires a special setup which I will use next turn. The Blank Box will be used to omit one of Waluigi's numbers on his dice roll, leaving him unable to use or claim doubles this turn!

Meanwhile, the Elephant Dogside and Elephant decide to go back to the pipe room... and then head left to see what's on the screen opposite of where they are now.  Hamster Dogside, to simplifiy things, checks the vending machine and, if he's unable to buy things with monopoly money, attacks it to obtain its innards.

 You attach the Soapbox to the Monopoly Board! However, it's not a whole other gameboard: in fact, there are only 13 spaces visible! This being the largest amount I could find a reference for that has pennybags on it and a monopoly logo. The Dogside does pass go, and buy a railway, but there is no Jail available on the new miniboard.  Thereafter, the Dogside is left near bankrupcy, with only 65M remaining! There will be an image of the new board addition added shortly.
Achievement Unlocked: ">Tireless Expansionism: Add more tiles to monopoly just so you can buy them."!
The Dogside then tries to institute taxes! Unfortunately, standard player income rates are, on average, ( 7 spaces per turn/40 spaces to Go *200M per Go) means players without supplemental income can only afford a 35M tax in perpetuity, and the chief financial officer or some such knows this and quietly modifies the bill accordingly. The Dogside still passes the (modified) Bill, though, and through their grand powers as Mayor, it is enforced! All players will now be charged 35M/round, of which 30 goes to Health and Welfare, and the rest goes to all the other sources listed at 1.25M per player per round. What a wonderful and prosocial act by the Dogside!
The Lobster delay is accepted. The Blank Box omits one of Waluigis dice... A bit of a shame. You see, the black box, as it apparently renders on your end?, is actually a Rock emoji. It's... a pretty new emoji, now that I look it up. only visible on twitter, the site I got it from, and a place I've never heard of. Ah well.
The Elephant and E. Dogside go back the other way! they don't see anything immediately, but if they keep going they might find something? who knows!
The Vending machine seems to be a machine (heh, no duh) to turn Level Coins into Pellets for the King Hamster. These, like pellets from the 'fake' achievements, don't count for the final amount of pellets you have, only for fulfilling other achievement requirements. I'm not sure if that's something you'd choose to attack for innards.
Your next roll is 7+6+🏡!

WALUIGIS TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS A 6+█+🌁! ONE OF THOSE NUMBERS IS MISSING, WHICH IS A SHAME. ...WAIT, WALUIGI SHOULD HAVE PASSED GO LAST ROUND. WALUIGI RETROACTIVELY DOES THAT, GAINING 200W, AND LANDED ON THE MINING RAILROAD. WHICH IS UNPLEASANT, BUT THAT WAS LAST ROUND. ANYWAY, WALUIGI USES 1 OF WALUIGIS ELECTRICITY TO HOP ON THE RAILROAD AND CHUG ALONG TO THE PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD! WALUIGI THEN HOPS OFF THE RAILROAD AND TAKES A QUICK TURN ONTO JAPAN FOR A JOG TO THE LUXURY TAX SPACE WHICH WALUIGI OWNS, AND WHERE WALUIGI PUTS DOWN HIS HIGHLY-ADVANCED CITY SKYLINE DOWN ON THE LUXURY TAX SPACE- TECHNICALLY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A 'FOGGY' EMOJI, BUT AS IT HAPPENS IT RENDERS WITH A CITYSCAPE- WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS HAVING A HOTEL ON THE LUXURY TAX. BEAT THAT, OTHER PLAYERS! ...EXCEPT DON'T, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, IT WILL BE BECAUSE YOU CHEATED.


Current Subgames: Monopoly & Blue Elephant Game.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board + Attached Box.
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
Mayoral Decrees: 35M Tax on All Players*!
*Tax-exempt players exempt because they're exempt.  

WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W  AAA  AA  
Points: 0. Pellets: 8. Money: 1628 W
Cards or other Resources: Electric Company (not Radioactive), Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space(Hotel'd.), B&O Railroads, Top-right corner. Sweet Moves & Luck Meters: . moderately full power move meter. electric & Radiation meters: WAAA, WAAA.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: LuxuryTax.

SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 3. Money: 2228M
Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). Rolled a 4+4+🔁 followed by 6+6+🍼, followed by 5+5+📛! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!)
Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position:  Go, then Jail, shortly. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Irradiated x2. Zapped.

RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 3. Money: 1,935M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 1+2+🎵!  New York City! 10 Mana Crystals (+125M/R!)! 1 Penguin (+9000 Cuteness/R!). 9000 Cuteness.
Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat!  Board position: Boardwalk.

NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,338M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🛏, +20M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!
Discarded: none
Other:  Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that?  Board position: Elec. Comp.

SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ 
Points: 0. Pellets: 9. Money: 110M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 7+6+🏡, has🦞!  Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! Owns the Bank! Owns soapboard Railroad! +40M/R (Whales!)! Hype Meter +1. MAYOR. .
Discarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Jail(3), MAYOR ON BOX(1),  Dog+Elephant, Dog in Hole.

Squeegeelord
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1390M
Cards or other resources: rolled a 1+3+🏀! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Illinois + Ventnor ave! 
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: St.Charles Place

DraconTheGuilty
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P++++++
Points: 0. Pellets: 1. Money: 1500M.
other: N/A.

The policeman, who has been on administrative leave in bed to avoid blame for creating a hazardous nuclear facility, reappears in public after the elections are announced. And perfectly healthy, too!

We have sensed great sadness propagating from Dogsides, while we watched. The world is not yet ready - as Waluigi says! We put up a memorial statue at the top of the ruins of the facility, one of Dogside's moment of self-sacrifice. The plaque reads: Dogsides - Hero - Mayor - In Darkness, Your Light Shines

The policeman smiles, then laughs. "I hope he's been a good boy at the house while I've been away." We wade 4 squares to the house on St. James Place. We see the notice for tax in the mailbox, and laugh while shredding it. "We don't pay taxes, we're tax-proof, and what are Monopoly Dollars anyway? Does he still not know how to make M?" the policeman says to nobody in particular with a twinkle in his eye. We open the door and find pellet damage. And no Dogsides.

We start putting up MISSING posters with Dogsides sleep-running happily in 🛏 all over the board with a 100M reward, until we're back home at St. James' Place. Wait, was that a WANTED poster mixed in at Park Place? We shrug. We collect 200M, for passing GO, of course.

But we stop at a cool-looking Mario during our walk around the board. "Here, a good Mario deserves a good fruit. Sorry about the princess." We offer Asriel a spicy Apple. "Darkness flavored. It will let you see and hear the Beyond."

Yay... another Community Chest space. How is this possible?

I guess I use my music to put up an Alan Walker concert on Go. That’s it.

Dogside uses its movement of 6 to move things along. And by things I mean trains. And by moving trains along, I mean Dogside spends that 6 to connect the two Pennsylvannian Railroads! This will allow anyone to use that railway to travel to and from the Box spaces via train!

It then does so and moves backwards using its 7 to reach one of the blue spaces!  It then, predictably, uses its house icon to put a house on that tile.

But to do ONLY that would be a waste!  It now adds the power of LOBSTER to the house upgrade to make it a Lobster House! It'll now produce 1 Lobster every other turn! Lobsters can be used for one of two purposes - Attacking trespassers, or for profit!  Either use causes the Lobster to disappear, but now players have to beware, for Dogside will be going after their Paradox Health!

It decides to wait a turn before making any Mayoral Decisions.  The Dogsides at the Jail, meanwhile, shake down the current prisoner for money to pay for their work.

The Dogsides Embroiled in the Elephant Game are stubbornly sticking to their task. The one on the elephant continues to go off into the distance out of contrarian, curiosity, liable to end up in another Elephant Game if the dungeon master or whoever is managing this thread doesn't already have plans. The Hole Dogside, meanwhile, begins sniffing down coins and pellets, using their supernatural powers to navigate to them without the need of the Elephant's movesets.  Corridors of Darkness are especially useful in this regard.

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The policeman, who has been on administrative leave in bed to avoid blame for creating a hazardous nuclear facility, reappears in public after the elections are announced. And perfectly healthy, too!

We have sensed great sadness propagating from Dogsides, while we watched. The world is not yet ready - as Waluigi says! We put up a memorial statue at the top of the ruins of the facility, one of Dogside's moment of self-sacrifice. The plaque reads: Dogsides - Hero - Mayor - In Darkness, Your Light Shines

The policeman smiles, then laughs. "I hope he's been a good boy at the house while I've been away." We wade 4 squares to the house on St. James Place. We see the notice for tax in the mailbox, and laugh while shredding it. "We don't pay taxes, we're tax-proof, and what are Monopoly Dollars anyway? Does he still not know how to make M?" the policeman says to nobody in particular with a twinkle in his eye. We open the door and find pellet damage. And no Dogsides.

We start putting up MISSING posters with Dogsides sleep-running happily in 🛏 all over the board with a 100M reward, until we're back home at St. James' Place. Wait, was that a WANTED poster mixed in at Park Place? We shrug. We collect 200M, for passing GO, of course.

But we stop at a cool-looking Mario during our walk around the board. "Here, a good Mario deserves a good fruit. Sorry about the princess." We offer Asriel a spicy Apple. "Darkness flavored. It will let you see and hear the Beyond."

 You return, putting up a memorial for the (dead) Dogside! You then walk (not wade; the board is no longer waterlogged due to the heroic efforts of the Dogside) to St.James Place, remind the universe that you are, indeed, completely immune to Taxes, and put up MISSING posters for the Dogside all over!
a blue Achievement box pops up in your vision, and reads: " >Be prepared : Avoid a significant problem preemptively.
>Sleep is for the... week?: Use a Bed without going to sleep or putting anyone to sleep."
A citizen- probably a member of the Cult- quickly approaches you and informs you that the Dogside is currently the Mayor of Monopoly, and that they can be located on the soapbox and/or managing Jail. Overall, you profit by 100M for all of that.
You then offer Asriel an apple. ok?
Your next roll is 2+4+📎!

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

Yay... another Community Chest space. How is this possible?

I guess I use my music to put up an Alan Walker concert on Go. That’s it.

You draw another card! this one reads: 
"Y'know, banks are fallible. I mean, sometimes they make mistakes. It's quite common, really. A few high-powered plastic explosives and everyone loses their minds. And, I mean, sure. it might be, y'know, Technically illegal. But who could blame you for picking up all those bills scattered on the floor in the panic? I mean, you can't really be Sure they weren't yours to start with. And, It's not like you set the charges. Because those were sticks of dynamite and you don't think those count as charges. But anyway, this really isn't your fault. And if it is, who's to say it's wrong? The Mayor is literally made of evil! Honestly, you're being a bastion of good here. By stealing from a bank.
...Gain 300M." 
Your next roll is 3+6+🐢!
Achievements Unlocked! ">Ah, Depression Turtle : roll numbers that add up to 9, followed by a turtle.
>It's not insanity if it's an accident!: Unwillingly do, or believe you have to do, the same uncommon action 3 turns in a row"

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Dogside uses its movement of 6 to move things along. And by things I mean trains. And by moving trains along, I mean Dogside spends that 6 to connect the two Pennsylvannian Railroads! This will allow anyone to use that railway to travel to and from the Box spaces via train!

It then does so and moves backwards using its 7 to reach one of the blue spaces!  It then, predictably, uses its house icon to put a house on that tile.

But to do ONLY that would be a waste!  It now adds the power of LOBSTER to the house upgrade to make it a Lobster House! It'll now produce 1 Lobster every other turn! Lobsters can be used for one of two purposes - Attacking trespassers, or for profit!  Either use causes the Lobster to disappear, but now players have to beware, for Dogside will be going after their Paradox Health!

It decides to wait a turn before making any Mayoral Decisions.  The Dogsides at the Jail, meanwhile, shake down the current prisoner for money to pay for their work.

The Dogsides Embroiled in the Elephant Game are stubbornly sticking to their task. The one on the elephant continues to go off into the distance out of contrarian, curiosity, liable to end up in another Elephant Game if the dungeon master or whoever is managing this thread doesn't already have plans. The Hole Dogside, meanwhile, begins sniffing down coins and pellets, using their supernatural powers to navigate to them without the need of the Elephant's movesets.  Corridors of Darkness are especially useful in this regard.

New connection added! (It connects 'Reading Railroad' to Pennsylvania railroad, as the soapbox has no Pennsylvanian railroad.)
You purchase a nice house in the suburbs on a blue space! Soapboardwalk, specifically! You, however, don't own the boardwalk yet, having not bought it(and not being able to afford it). This may lead to awkward situations in the future!
Lobster Generation added! The Jail Dogsides will do so... once LeviRocks posts. Technically, they might have a way to avoid jail on the way, so.
The Dogside/Elephant duo heading to the distance see an elephant game two turns travel hence... a conveniently placed signpost lists it as "Obey the game" and warns that it implements reaction-speed challenges. And that it is very buggy.
The in-hole Dogside gets a bunch more level coins! Ok then.
Your next roll is 5+4+🐝. Size increased because it was pretty hard to see.
Achievement unlocked! ">tog the 🅱️ keeper: 🅱️oll 🅱️ 🅱️ee 🅱️moji."


WALUIGIS TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS A 6+2+🔊! FIRST, WALUIGI MOVES ALONG TO PASS GO, TURNS LEFT, AND ARRIVES AT THE SOAPBOX LUXURY TAX, WHICH WALUIGI PURCHASES! WALUIGI GETS AN ACHIEVEMENT: ">REPETITIVE : BUY THE SAME TILE TWICE.". OVERALL, CONSIDERING GO, THIS COSTS WALUIGI 200W. NOW, WALUIGI USES THE VOLUME UP EMOTE. THIS RAISES WALUIGIS SCREAMING-ER UNTIL VICTORY HEAD'S VOLUME. ANY LESSER LUIGI WITHIN 1 SPACE OF WALUIGIS HEAD ON THEIR TURN NOW HAS A 1D5(DC1) TO ROLL TO AVOID TAKING DAMAGE! WALUIGI ALSO GAINES A NEW ACHIEVEMENT: ">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: SCREAM TOO LOUD.". THIS GIVES WALUIGI A THIRD ACHIEVEMENT FOR BEING SO GREAT: "> PELLET PACKRAT X10: GET 10 PELLETS!"


Current Subgames: Monopoly & Blue Elephant Game.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board + Attached Box (Reading Railroad connects to pensylvania.)
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
Mayoral Decrees: 35M Tax on All Players*!
*Tax-exempt players exempt because they're exempt.  

WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W  AAA  AA  
Points: 0. Pellets: 11. Money: 1393 W
Cards or other Resources: Electric Company (not Radioactive), Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space(Hotel'd.) + Soapboard Lux.Tax, B&O Railroads, Top-right corner. Sweet Moves & Luck Meters: . moderately full power move meter. electric & Radiation meters: WAAA, WAAA.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure (Damage Aura, 20% chance, range 1.). Board Position: LuxuryTax (soapbox).

SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 3. Money: 2253M
Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). Rolled a 4+4+🔁 followed by 6+6+🍼, followed by 5+5+📛! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!)
Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position:  Go, then Jail, shortly. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Irradiated x2. Zapped.

RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 5. Money: 2,525M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+6+🐢!  New York City! 10 Mana Crystals (+125M/R!)! 1 Penguin (+9000 Cuteness/R!). 18000 Cuteness.
Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat!  Board position: Boardwalk.

NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 2. Money: 1,458M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 2+4+📎, +20M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!
Discarded: none
Other:  Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that?  Board position: St.james place.

SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ 
Points: 0. Pellets: 9. Money: 154M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 5+4+🐝!  Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! Owns the Bank! Owns soapboard Railroad (reading)! +40M/R (Whales!)! Hype Meter +1. MAYOR. . Has Lobster house on Soapboardwalk(but doesn't own soapboardwalk!) (0.5 lobsters)!
Discarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Jail(3), MAYOR ON soapboardwalk(1),  Dog+Elephant, Dog in Hole.

Squeegeelord
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P    +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1390M
Cards or other resources: rolled a 1+3+🏀! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Illinois + Ventnor ave! 
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: St.Charles Place

DraconTheGuilty
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P++++++
Points: 0. Pellets: 1. Money: 1500M.
other: N/A.