"Taxing charges? This will not do at all! I cannot abide by someone leeching off my own hard work to aid the Godmodder! Who are you who demands such a thing of me?"
Hopefully calling out the Maxman, as well as the new addendum to my charge title backed by my legal team, shall dissuade any attempts at stealing my valuable CP.
Speaking of CP, I add 3 CP toward Big Bang! (or 2, if acknowledging the presence of the Maxman counts as an action).
Entity Orders:
The Terror Pants locks The Big Gun onto the Maxman.
The FSM blesses the Terror Pants through the power of pasta, healing them!
The Cosmic Monolith fires a Dark Pulse at Sovereign English.
Charges (TAX EXEMPTION IN PLACE - LOOKING AT YOU MAXMAN):
8/10 for Big Bang
Acknowledging the Maxman is a free action- if it took actions, it would be cheaper to just let him steal from you! Entities Ordered.
I acknowledge the maxman's existance. Golem: 9/20. I handle limb joints by building them in. Limb joints: 3/9.
the numbers here don't match up. Golem was at 9/20, not 5/20.
The Terror Pants locks onto the maxman! I should probably look up its stats, since the battlefield listing is impressively unhelpful. The FSM heals the Terror Pants for 15 HP! The T Entities idle due to a lack of posts and ominous ominousness. Sans Undertale attacks the Maxman, refuses to pay their taxes, and agrees to show up to the court meeting eventually. Being an absence of Undertale, they will not be showing up. The Darkness Given Form keeps training. It goes pretty badly, gaining only 2 Attack and 1 HP. Cosmic Monolith uses Dark Pulse, dealing a quantity of damage equivalent to three-score and one quarter score in numerical representations of effective vitality to the Sovereign of the English Language and reducing the health points of the so-damaged being from their previous stature of two hundred and seventeen to a substantially reduced One hundred and fifty two. The 10 Dames attack the Cosmic Monolith! And, predictably, Miss. The maxman plays the Sax, commanding his earlier-summoned Horde of Ducks to form a shielding formation, giving him 1 HP of shield per living Duck! Multidimensional moves Sans Undertale to the plane of Not, where the absence of Undertale belongs! this effectively kills Sans Undertale. Sovereign English swaps Dames with Demons and attaches Dames to Military, spawning a group of Military Dames to protect him! The Horde of Ducks is occupied protecting the maxman! The BRRRRRRRanded One attacks... hm... Well, it's very hungry. And there's a Flying Spageti Monster right there! Spageti is food, right? Yeah! The BRRRRRRRanded One leaps onto the Flying Spageti Monster, presses their masked face against the tomatoey flesh, and starts absorbing them through osmosis owing to a lack of accessible mouth. Flying Spageti Monster killed! The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 40 MHP from being well-fed and 20 MHP from giving the Flying Spageti Monster such a swell time, plus 1 Damage Reduction from the Mask! The Godmodder finishes up Empirically Infallible Insurance. [A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being Naturewriters Pants. Flying Spageti monster 0.1/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 200/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest! Leader 153/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Orcalord]Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual. No Longer Here. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 495/495 HP 192A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG]10 Demons 10/10 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 4, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 208/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 2- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. payment: 84 HP, 32.34 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1149 HP, 161 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 70$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck. Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 2x20A [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 344/364 HP, -13 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! [GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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The Inventor, the Messenger, and Leader group up at a point just beyond the edge of the crimson lands. (Not inside the lands but outside.) They seem to be conversing... but nobody can hear them. What little is known is that, despite their desire not to work together, T has given them a reason that has satisfied them. For the time being, they all declare themselves [A].
All stats gained by all three entities go into paying off the Godmodder's debt.
I work on my knives. Doing that is getting boring now, so I start juggling them instead. How about some wild animals too? I pick up an ant and juggle that. I juggle anything in a near vicinity, hoping to improve my toast making skills. I ask Anti if my juggling is good, and if I should juggle a tree instead.
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
The Inventor, the Messenger, and Leader group up at a point just beyond the edge of the crimson lands. (Not inside the lands but outside.) They seem to be conversing... but nobody can hear them. What little is known is that, despite their desire not to work together, T has given them a reason that has satisfied them. For the time being, they all declare themselves [A].
All stats gained by all three entities go into paying off the Godmodder's debt.
Due to leaving the Roots and therefore being in the less dangerous 'generalized non-battlefield zone', snowballing is reduced more than it was. remember, the speed is proportional to danger. Your three entities all agree to be on the same side. Everyone is completely shocked by this stunning turn of events and completely believes that they don't actually like each-other. Except the Godmodder. And the maxman. and Sovereign English. Probably Anti Hyphen Taxman doesn't either. and most of the other entities aren't paying attention, being pairs of pants and whatnot. Well, at least The BRRRRRRRanded One completely believes you.
I work on my knives. Doing that is getting boring now, so I start juggling them instead. How about some wild animals too? I pick up an ant and juggle that. I juggle anything in a near vicinity, hoping to improve my toast making skills. I ask Anti if my juggling is good, and if I should juggle a tree instead.
Animating Kitchen Knives (39/50)
Knives, Knives, Knives- Toast? Toast! but to get better at making toast, you obviously need to cook some carrots, but wherever will you get quality oats and salmon in this economy? Anti looks at you in surprise, right up until you ask about the tree. You see, he thought for a second you were returning to sanity. The reason asking if you should try juggling a tree was so insane, you see, was that it was in the near vicinity. ... so was the ground, but juggling it didn't work out too well. oof.
Sky High Regens 7 HP! Leader Regens 1 HP! Messenger regens 3 HP! Together, they gain 1.42 Stats, which they use to pay off part of the escalating debt. The Darkness Given Form continues training, gaining [1d20:20] a single gleaming sky-shattering insight into the Work into which they have poured time unbound. This regenerates one of their Soul Points, grants 20 HP and Attack, and discerns the means to slice light itself fourfold. The 10 Demons attack the Monolith again. they miss. The maxman uses his 0.6 charges to heal himself by 12$! The Multidimensional moves the Military Dames to surround the Darkness Given Form, which they attack for a boosted 20 damage! Sovereign English idles, regaining credibility. The Horde of Ducks attacks the Darkness Given Form for 40 damage! The BRRRRRRRanded One walks over to Sovereign English and grabs them using its bone-like protrusions of eishaic material, engulfing the physical form of the aforementioned Sovereign. Rather then harm the Sovereign, however, the bone forces the Sovereign to use their renowned capabilities at manipulating the English Language to alter the 10 Demons, turning them first into the Ten Demons, and then into the Tend emons. Forcibly expending Onefold of the Sovereigns Degrees of Reasonableness and their /, this becomes Tend E/mons, and the / rotates to turn it into Tend E-mons- Tend E-Monsters, Tend Electronic Monsters! The BRRRRRRRanded One is an Electronic Monster! The Tend Emons join The BRRRRRRRanded One, who releases Sovereign English. The BRRRRRRRanded One also gains 1 Damage Resistance and 2 HP. The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation II.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being Naturewriters Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 207/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest! Leader 154/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 455/515 HP 212A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG]10 Demons 10/10 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 4, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 211/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 2- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. payment: 84 HP, 36.42 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1249 HP, 172 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck. Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 2x20A [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 346/366 HP, -14 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A (.jaypehg for 3, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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A brief interlude occurs when Messenger realizes his debt is accumulating interest - can't have that! 10.2 actions go directly into paying off the debt. In addition, And I Will Move The Earth completes, and it all goes into the debt as well.
Wait juggling the ground didn't work? What do you mean juggling the ground didn't work! How rude! Well... time for a new counter that distracts me from working on my knives!
And I shall juggle the ground! (3/30)
I Improve my juggling technique by throwing some toast at a tree nearby, since it also was very mean and wasn't easy to juggle. I then eat the toast, for it is now flavored with earthy, natural flavors.
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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A brief interlude occurs when Messenger realizes his debt is accumulating interest - can't have that! 10.2 actions go directly into paying off the debt. In addition, And I Will Move The Earth completes, and it all goes into the debt as well.
...You didn't know your debt was accumulating interest? ...ah, your wording was sliightly ambiguous. The Godmodder, Ever-magnanimous, decides to have a shred of mercy on the Messenger... without actually reducing the interest per se because he's a greedy one, he is. Instead, it is now affected by the sidequest malus too. This means that even in the sidequest, you can start making headway! 0.26 charges of headway per round, at the moment, but that's a whole lot better than -12 progress per round! Since you Are in the sidequest, though, and entity-"player"-actions are affected by that, your charges don't progress quite as much as you've hoped. Move The Earth was at 10 before Messenger departed the battlefield. by my vague and not-very-rigorous approximations, Earth is probably valid because I'm not sure you actually spent your Actual Player Actions the last two rounds, But ??? should be at about... 3. If I turn out to be under-calculating ???'s value, consider that I completely forgot to slow down Illuminate All the entire time it was charging. So anyway in summary of all that, you make 16.26 charges of headway on the debt accounting for And I Will Move The Earth.
Wait juggling the ground didn't work? What do you mean juggling the ground didn't work! How rude! Well... time for a new counter that distracts me from working on my knives!
And I shall juggle the ground! (3/30)
I Improve my juggling technique by throwing some toast at a tree nearby, since it also was very mean and wasn't easy to juggle. I then eat the toast, for it is now flavored with earthy, natural flavors.
You prepare to juggle the ground! For humor, you obtain 1 additional charge progress, but are struck by a devastating conundrum: how will you juggle the ground, when you're busy standing on it?
Messenger & its non-friend friendly allies work the debt down! The Darkness Given Form Trains. Let's make that an acronym! TDGFT! it gets 40 HP!... and 1 more MHP for no reason in particular! The 10 Demons attack the Cosmic Monolith, Again! they miss, Again! They proceed to disappear, having survived transforming into the Tend E-Mons for one turn due to Incoming Attack Delay! The maxman teaches the horde of ducks to duck! they gain 4% dodge chance! The Multidimensional hides in the ground! The Military Dames attack the Darkness Given Form for 11 damage! Sovereign English watches The BRRRRRRRanded One warily, avoiding being taken advantage of again! The Ducks are being trained, as above. The BRRRRRRRanded One flips the coin of targeting, and it's the unlucky day for clothing everywhere! The BRRRRRRRanded Ones Robe is looking pretty ripped lately- and it's not even worth as much as a small city! So they teleport into the Terror Pants, Stab Naturewriter in the afro which all the voices say they have,and toss them over the edge, clearing room for The BRRRRRRRanded One to have better clothing. Now if only they could find a Terror Shirt... they lose 30 HP to mana regen, and gain 1 Damage Resistance! The Tend E-Mons is on the case, hurriedly healing The BRRRRRRRanded One for 30 HP!
The Godmodder sees Sovereign English standing around and shakes his head sadly. Not a shred of motivation in these mercenaries. They're not worth the money he's paying them, and he isn't even paying anything! Fine, he'll show the uppity englishman how it's done. The Godmodder walks over to the Terror Pants and plucks the apostrophe right out of their description. then he grabs the Going Insane On Purpose Club's alignment tag and sucks some craziness energy out of it, juggling said energy with perfect form until it all fizzles straight into the apostrophe! As the last spec of insanity soaks into the unassuming unicode character, The Godmodder tosses it up into the air and walks backwards a few steps, landing out of the way of The Apostrophe! Its power? It's a ghostly spirit which can take control of its foes, because the Apostrophe denotes possession.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 243/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest: all growth /10! Leader 160/160 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest: all growth /10! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 484/556 HP 212A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 231/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 1- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. Sidequest: all growth /10! payment: 94 HP, 52.68 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1259 HP, 173.1 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck. Multidimensional (2,-2,-4,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 4% dodge, 2x20A ', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (3000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!) [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 346/366 HP, -15 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A (.jaypehg for 2, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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As Sky High and Leader realize they won't be able to pay off this debt, they turn on T and Messenger. Was this all a trick? A vile plot to drive them away?
I try my best to reassure the two of them that this will be fine.
Neither is convinced.
Oh come on.
Suddenly, the ground jitters slightly, drawing the quartet's attention. Pulsing red cracks are running through it, and widening. A short while away, the already-crimson land is interlaced with seams in the fleshy surface, black smog and pure light leaking through them as they, too, widen. The jitter stops, and the cracks close. After a moments pause, the ground shakes again, slightly stronger, and the cracks tear open again, wider with white light pouring out of the red ones now. Again, the cracks close, but slower. Two moments hence, a gout of almost liquid-looking black smoke rushes out of the ravine Leader left behind, with speed and volume comparable to a volcanic eruption. The ground tears open again, the cracks now wide enough to fall in in places. And this time, they don't all close. All four of them rush back to the battlefield as fast as possible, where the argument continues. In rage, the Messenger of the Infinite begins throwing punches, accidentally hitting the Darkness Given Form. In response, Leader and Sky High rush at the Messenger and tear him to pieces. The blue grass in the area begins to wither as the Messenger's core is destroyed.
Perhaps it will return one day. Perhaps not. Either way, T informs them that if Messenger is dead, the interest is no longer a problem. They agree to continue working on the project, but they seem upset still.
I take my huge swarm (approximately 3,000,001.00216) of Spheres of Annihalation (don't ask why, or how you can have .00216 Spheres of Annihilation) and fling them all at the Godmodder.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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As Sky High and Leader realize they won't be able to pay off this debt, they turn on T and Messenger. Was this all a trick? A vile plot to drive them away?
I try my best to reassure the two of them that this will be fine.
Neither is convinced.
Oh come on.
Suddenly, the ground jitters slightly, drawing the quartet's attention. Pulsing red cracks are running through it, and widening. A short while away, the already-crimson land is interlaced with seams in the fleshy surface, black smog and pure light leaking through them as they, too, widen. The jitter stops, and the cracks close. After a moments pause, the ground shakes again, slightly stronger, and the cracks tear open again, wider with white light pouring out of the red ones now. Again, the cracks close, but slower. Two moments hence, a gout of almost liquid-looking black smoke rushes out of the ravine Leader left behind, with speed and volume comparable to a volcanic eruption. The ground tears open again, the cracks now wide enough to fall in in places. And this time, they don't all close. All four of them rush back to the battlefield as fast as possible, where the argument continues. In rage, the Messenger of the Infinite begins throwing punches, accidentally hitting the Darkness Given Form. In response, Leader and Sky High rush at the Messenger and tear him to pieces. The blue grass in the area begins to wither as the Messenger's core is destroyed.
Perhaps it will return one day. Perhaps not. Either way, T informs them that if Messenger is dead, the interest is no longer a problem. They agree to continue working on the project, but they seem upset still.
After running from the aftereffects of the illumination, Sky High and the Leader arrive at the Battlefield, where the Infinite shortly meets its end.
I take my huge swarm (approximately 3,000,001.00216) of Spheres of Annihalation (don't ask why, or how you can have .00216 Spheres of Annihilation) and fling them all at the Godmodder.
GODMODDER: *Teleports behind u* GODMODDER: nothin' personul, kid. He then knocks you over, unpleasantly but not harmfully. It goes without saying that teleporting behind you avoided the spheres.
Sky High and Leader beat up the Infinite. The Darkness Given Form joins in too, sure, why not. It then keeps training, gaining an utterly average... I should make benchmarks for this. Gaining a hopefully average 10A 10HP. This technically happens before the Messenger can act in turn-order so the Darkness Given Form takes no damage.
The Godmodder shrugs and picks up the 94 HP and 52.68 Stats to use eventually. The maxman trains his ducks to have 11 HP. The Multidimensional throws some rocks out of the ground at Sky High, but Sky High has damage resistance and takes no damage. The Military Dames attack the Darkness Given Form, because they can. 11 damage! Sovereign English grabs the null and stat from slowly disintegrating the payment list for later. The Ducks are busy training. ' attaches itself to Leader and gives possessing'm a shot. Let's see, that's 252 effective attack by CP investment, so... Leader easily shakes off the attempted possession. The BRRRRRRRanded One flips their coin again and lands on Sky High. You know what? The BRRRRRRRanded One doesn't appreciate how high and mighty they are! I mean, they're Sky High, and also they have pretty high stats. So The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to get them arrested for being so high! unfortunately, no policemen are willing to come to this warzone. So The BRRRRRRRanded One deputises themself, grabs Sky High in the face, and smacks that face right into the ground, then hammers them into a rapidly forming crater using the Cool Staff Bro, dealing 80 damage! The BRRRRRRRanded One also obtains 40 HP via their lifesteal, and snowballs up 2 more Damage Resistance. The Tend E-Mons tends to The BRRRRRRRanded One, healing them to full from there. The Godmodder notices that a lot of the enemies have very high attack investment, so he upgrades the Apostrophe's control to have a higher base chance. [A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 228/308 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 173/173 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 483/566 HP 222A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite Deuf/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 1- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. Sidequest: all growth /10! payment: Taken (+2.66St/R) / ed HP, nulled Stats.(+100,+11 /r) [AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck. Multidimensional (2,-2,-4,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!, null, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Horde of Ducks: 11x20HP, 4% dodge, 2x20A ', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!) [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 406/406 HP, -17 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A (.jaypehg for 1, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Well... Handstanding of course! As I prepare to handstand, I munch on some tasty tasty grass. Then I... Handstand! Using my magical powers I put my hands on the ground, and bring my legs over my head! Which includes my heels ankles and metatarsal bones. Then I fall over.
Well... Handstanding of course! As I prepare to handstand, I munch on some tasty tasty grass. Then I... Handstand! Using my magical powers I put my hands on the ground, and bring my legs over my head! Which includes my heels ankles and metatarsal bones. Then I fall over.
And I shall juggle the ground! (7/30)
well, once you're handstanding... how will you juggle the ground, when your hands are busy holding you up?
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
T, progressing ???, observes an odd occurrence in the distance. It appears to be... hm. A gentleman holding an ice-cream cone in one hand and a cane in the other, wearing an excellently-tailored suit and top-hat, running towards them at speeds not-quite reaching the undignified. This is a charge challenge. Because I have no information to go off but the charge name, which is literally Three Question Marks. For all I know the charge could be called The. Or Cat. or any number of things!
Sky High and Leader regen! The Darkness Given Form continues to train, gaining 12A and 13 HP. The maxman Procrastinates. the Multidimensional drags the Darkness Given Form into the ground, preventing it from training next round! the Military Dames attack the Darkness, dealing 11 damage! Sovereign English plucks the '1x11' from the Military Dames and replaces it with 'null', 'attack', and '!', letting them null attacks! The Horde of Ducks attacks the Darkness Given Form for 40 damage! The Apostrophe is undeterred by earlier failure, and once again attempts to possess Leader... but fails again! It'll get it eventually. The BRRRRRRRanded One sees Thaila doing a Handstand. A Handstand! Handstands are for amateurs, you hear me? Amateurs! Apprenticesinsane people stand on limbs they don't even have. The BRRRRRRRanded One is more then an Apprentice, though! They're a Master of insanity! They stand on things that aren't limbs, they don't have, and don't exist! The BRRRRRRRanded One does a duckstand, instantly annihilating every duck in the multiverse into a thin misting of blood! This kills the horde of ducks. It also consumes 4 Mana, causing the BRRRRRRRanded One to degenerate 30 HP, which the Tend E-Mons heals, as well as gaining 4 damage resilience and 4 MHP. The Godmodder glares at the Apostrophe. It had better stop being useless or he'll give it a what for! The Godmodder's Apostrophe is so scared it hides in this line of dialogue. It's so scared, it gains an additive 60% possession chance for the next round! The Godmodder's work complete, he gets out a lawnchair and stands on it. . [A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 293/308 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 186/186 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 445/579 HP 234A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck. Multidimensional (2,-2,-4,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x11 HP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Horde of Ducks: 0x20HP, 4% dodge, 2x20A ', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!) [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 410/410 HP, -21 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A [GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Thanks to the BRRRRRRRanded One's demonstration, I practice standing using one of my nonexistent limbs. Then, to increase my proficiency in juggling the ground I... sharpen my knives? huh. interesting.
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
Sky High and Leader will only attack if they are themselves attacked, in which case they will attack the attacker, or if the attacker is a player/the Godmodder, an entity of the same faction (or, if neutral, an entity owned by that player.)
The gentleman is welcomed with open arms by T, who takes his cane and suit for him, and adds some extra ice cream to that cone of his. T then whispers in his ear about the true nature of their project, and invites him to join. There's free ice cream!
Thanks to the BRRRRRRRanded One's demonstration, I practice standing using one of my nonexistent limbs. Then, to increase my proficiency in juggling the ground I... sharpen my knives? huh. interesting.
And I shall juggle the ground (9/30)
Animating Kitchen Knives (40/50)
You try to do that... but fail! Clearly, you've missed some important part of The BRRRRRRRanded One's methodology- or perhaps misinterpreted it?
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
Sky High and Leader will only attack if they are themselves attacked, in which case they will attack the attacker, or if the attacker is a player/the Godmodder, an entity of the same faction (or, if neutral, an entity owned by that player.)
The gentleman is welcomed with open arms by T, who takes his cane and suit for him, and adds some extra ice cream to that cone of his. T then whispers in his ear about the true nature of their project, and invites him to join. There's free ice cream!
Orders noted.
The Gentleman nods in thanks to the added ice cream, though he keeps his suit on. Listening to T's explanation, he replies: (((The Darkened Background in this section isn't a deep hint, the pink just doesn't contrast white too well.)))
Sky High and Leader Regenerate! The Darkness fails to train,and is forced to stab the multidimensional and drag it up and towards its origin instead. It barely manages to get free before dying. The etrahedral one leaks pink-and-purple smoke. yeah, it's still there. was still leaking smoke the hole time. Just stopped commenting on it. The maxman is out of ducks! he panics and continues procrastinating! The Military Dames stand guard! Sovereign English plucks the H out of the Dames' HP, replacing it with an A from SC EAMING, making it SCHEMING and making the Dames HP into AP- now, acting will deplete their AP! ' tries to possess Leader again, and in its fearful desperation, succeeds! Leaders Actions next round will be controlled by the Apostrophe (not this round, because those already passed). The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack The maxman again- But the Military Dames nullify the attack! Undeterred, the BRRRRRRRanded One steals all of The maxmans money. technically, it's theft, not an attack! The maxman suddenly realizes his bank account is the opposite of max! his desires to be the maxest man are in shambles! He can't even sell his liver or something because the Godmodder owns it! The maxman breaks down crying just in time for a 'coincidental' volcanic eruption to make the area he just so happens to be inhabiting extremely hostile to life without directly targetting him. maxman killed! The volcano expends 3 Mana, and the BRRRRRRRanded One gains 3 HP and 2 Damage Reduction. The Tend E-Mons nullifies the anti-regen.
The Godmodder upticks Noonday Sky!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 358/358 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader's 199/199 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 445/579 HP 234A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] The maxman. 0$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Multidimensional (1,0,0,0) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x10+4 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SCHEMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. ', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!) [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 413/413 HP, -23 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 17/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A [GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10verything Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Acknowledging the Maxman is a free action- if it took actions, it would be cheaper to just let him steal from you!
Entities Ordered.
the numbers here don't match up. Golem was at 9/20, not 5/20.
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
The Terror Pants locks onto the maxman! I should probably look up its stats, since the battlefield listing is impressively unhelpful.
The FSM heals the Terror Pants for 15 HP!
The T Entities idle due to a lack of posts and ominous ominousness.
Sans Undertale attacks the Maxman, refuses to pay their taxes, and agrees to show up to the court meeting eventually. Being an absence of Undertale, they will not be showing up.
The Darkness Given Form keeps training. It goes pretty badly, gaining only 2 Attack and 1 HP.
Cosmic Monolith uses Dark Pulse, dealing a quantity of damage equivalent to three-score and one quarter score in numerical representations of effective vitality to the Sovereign of the English Language and reducing the health points of the so-damaged being from their previous stature of two hundred and seventeen to a substantially reduced One hundred and fifty two.
The 10 Dames attack the Cosmic Monolith! And, predictably, Miss.
The maxman plays the Sax, commanding his earlier-summoned Horde of Ducks to form a shielding formation, giving him 1 HP of shield per living Duck!
Multidimensional moves Sans Undertale to the plane of Not, where the absence of Undertale belongs! this effectively kills Sans Undertale.
Sovereign English swaps Dames with Demons and attaches Dames to Military, spawning a group of Military Dames to protect him!
The Horde of Ducks is occupied protecting the maxman!
The BRRRRRRRanded One attacks... hm... Well, it's very hungry. And there's a Flying Spageti Monster right there! Spageti is food, right? Yeah! The BRRRRRRRanded One leaps onto the Flying Spageti Monster, presses their masked face against the tomatoey flesh, and starts absorbing them through osmosis owing to a lack of accessible mouth. Flying Spageti Monster killed! The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 40 MHP from being well-fed and 20 MHP from giving the Flying Spageti Monster such a swell time, plus 1 Damage Reduction from the Mask!
The Godmodder finishes up Empirically Infallible Insurance.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being Naturewriters Pants.
Flying Spageti monster 0.1/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 200/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest!
Leader 153/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Orcalord] Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual. No Longer Here.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 495/495 HP 192A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] 10 Demons 10/10 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 4, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 208/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 2- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance.
payment: 84 HP, 32.34 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1149 HP, 161 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 70$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck.
Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 2x20A
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 344/364 HP, -13 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
[GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Sorry, I'll fix that. Golem: 9/20. Joints: 6/9.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
???: 19.7/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
The Inventor, the Messenger, and Leader group up at a point just beyond the edge of the crimson lands. (Not inside the lands but outside.) They seem to be conversing... but nobody can hear them. What little is known is that, despite their desire not to work together, T has given them a reason that has satisfied them. For the time being, they all declare themselves [A].I work on my knives. Doing that is getting boring now, so I start juggling them instead. How about some wild animals too? I pick up an ant and juggle that. I juggle anything in a near vicinity, hoping to improve my toast making skills. I ask Anti if my juggling is good, and if I should juggle a tree instead.
Animating Kitchen Knives (39/50)
When players get creative.
there you go!...but you didn't acknowledge the maxman! he jumps on the opportunity to be relevant, taxing you for 0.6 Actions!
Due to leaving the Roots and therefore being in the less dangerous 'generalized non-battlefield zone', snowballing is reduced more than it was. remember, the speed is proportional to danger.
Your three entities all agree to be on the same side. Everyone is completely shocked by this stunning turn of events and completely believes that they don't actually like each-other.
Except the Godmodder. And the maxman. and Sovereign English. Probably Anti Hyphen Taxman doesn't either. and most of the other entities aren't paying attention, being pairs of pants and whatnot.
Well, at least The BRRRRRRRanded One completely believes you.
Knives, Knives, Knives- Toast? Toast! but to get better at making toast, you obviously need to cook some carrots, but wherever will you get quality oats and salmon in this economy?
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Anti looks at you in surprise, right up until you ask about the tree. You see, he thought for a second you were returning to sanity. The reason asking if you should try juggling a tree was so insane, you see, was that it was in the near vicinity.
...
so was the ground, but juggling it didn't work out too well. oof.
Sky High Regens 7 HP! Leader Regens 1 HP! Messenger regens 3 HP! Together, they gain 1.42 Stats, which they use to pay off part of the escalating debt.
The Darkness Given Form continues training, gaining [1d20:20] a single gleaming sky-shattering insight into the Work into which they have poured time unbound. This regenerates one of their Soul Points, grants 20 HP and Attack, and discerns the means to slice light itself fourfold.
The 10 Demons attack the Monolith again. they miss.
The maxman uses his 0.6 charges to heal himself by 12$!
The Multidimensional moves the Military Dames to surround the Darkness Given Form, which they attack for a boosted 20 damage!
Sovereign English idles, regaining credibility.
The Horde of Ducks attacks the Darkness Given Form for 40 damage!
The BRRRRRRRanded One walks over to Sovereign English and grabs them using its bone-like protrusions of eishaic material, engulfing the physical form of the aforementioned Sovereign. Rather then harm the Sovereign, however, the bone forces the Sovereign to use their renowned capabilities at manipulating the English Language to alter the 10 Demons, turning them first into the Ten Demons, and then into the Tend emons. Forcibly expending Onefold of the Sovereigns Degrees of Reasonableness and their /, this becomes Tend E/mons, and the / rotates to turn it into Tend E-mons- Tend E-Monsters, Tend Electronic Monsters! The BRRRRRRRanded One is an Electronic Monster! The Tend Emons join The BRRRRRRRanded One, who releases Sovereign English. The BRRRRRRRanded One also gains 1 Damage Resistance and 2 HP.
The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation II.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being Naturewriters Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 207/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest!
Leader 154/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 455/515 HP 212A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] 10 Demons 10/10 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 4, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 211/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 2- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance.
payment: 84 HP, 36.42 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1249 HP, 172 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck.
Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 2x20A
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 346/366 HP, -14 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A (.jaypehg for 3, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
???: 19.7/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
A brief interlude occurs when Messenger realizes his debt is accumulating interest - can't have that! 10.2 actions go directly into paying off the debt. In addition, And I Will Move The Earth completes, and it all goes into the debt as well.Wait juggling the ground didn't work? What do you mean juggling the ground didn't work! How rude! Well... time for a new counter that distracts me from working on my knives!
And I shall juggle the ground! (3/30)
I Improve my juggling technique by throwing some toast at a tree nearby, since it also was very mean and wasn't easy to juggle. I then eat the toast, for it is now flavored with earthy, natural flavors.
When players get creative.
...You didn't know your debt was accumulating interest?
...ah, your wording was sliightly ambiguous. The Godmodder, Ever-magnanimous, decides to have a shred of mercy on the Messenger... without actually reducing the interest per se because he's a greedy one, he is. Instead, it is now affected by the sidequest malus too. This means that even in the sidequest, you can start making headway! 0.26 charges of headway per round, at the moment, but that's a whole lot better than -12 progress per round!
Since you Are in the sidequest, though, and entity-"player"-actions are affected by that, your charges don't progress quite as much as you've hoped. Move The Earth was at 10 before Messenger departed the battlefield. by my vague and not-very-rigorous approximations, Earth is probably valid because I'm not sure you actually spent your Actual Player Actions the last two rounds, But ??? should be at about... 3.
If I turn out to be under-calculating ???'s value, consider that I completely forgot to slow down Illuminate All the entire time it was charging.
So anyway in summary of all that, you make 16.26 charges of headway on the debt accounting for And I Will Move The Earth.
You prepare to juggle the ground! For humor, you obtain 1 additional charge progress, but are struck by a devastating conundrum: how will you juggle the ground, when you're busy standing on it?
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Messenger & its non-friend friendly allies work the debt down!
The Darkness Given Form Trains. Let's make that an acronym! TDGFT! it gets 40 HP!... and 1 more MHP for no reason in particular!
The 10 Demons attack the Cosmic Monolith, Again! they miss, Again! They proceed to disappear, having survived transforming into the Tend E-Mons for one turn due to Incoming Attack Delay!
The maxman teaches the horde of ducks to duck! they gain 4% dodge chance!
The Multidimensional hides in the ground!
The Military Dames attack the Darkness Given Form for 11 damage!
Sovereign English watches The BRRRRRRRanded One warily, avoiding being taken advantage of again!
The Ducks are being trained, as above.
The BRRRRRRRanded One flips the coin of targeting, and it's the unlucky day for clothing everywhere! The BRRRRRRRanded Ones Robe is looking pretty ripped lately- and it's not even worth as much as a small city! So they teleport into the Terror Pants, Stab Naturewriter in the afro which all the voices say they have,and toss them over the edge, clearing room for The BRRRRRRRanded One to have better clothing. Now if only they could find a Terror Shirt... they lose 30 HP to mana regen, and gain 1 Damage Resistance!
The Tend E-Mons is on the case, hurriedly healing The BRRRRRRRanded One for 30 HP!
The Godmodder sees Sovereign English standing around and shakes his head sadly. Not a shred of motivation in these mercenaries. They're not worth the money he's paying them, and he isn't even paying anything! Fine, he'll show the uppity englishman how it's done. The Godmodder walks over to the Terror Pants and plucks the apostrophe right out of their description. then he grabs the Going Insane On Purpose Club's alignment tag and sucks some craziness energy out of it, juggling said energy with perfect form until it all fizzles straight into the apostrophe! As the last spec of insanity soaks into the unassuming unicode character, The Godmodder tosses it up into the air and walks backwards a few steps, landing out of the way of The Apostrophe! Its power? It's a ghostly spirit which can take control of its foes, because the Apostrophe denotes possession.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 243/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest: all growth /10!
Leader 160/160 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest: all growth /10!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 484/556 HP 212A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 231/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 1- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. Sidequest: all growth /10!
payment: 94 HP, 52.68 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1259 HP, 173.1 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck.
Multidimensional (2,-2,-4,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 4% dodge, 2x20A
', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (3000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!)
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 346/366 HP, -15 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A (.jaypehg for 2, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
???: 29.9/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
As Sky High and Leader realize they won't be able to pay off this debt, they turn on T and Messenger. Was this all a trick? A vile plot to drive them away?
I try my best to reassure the two of them that this will be fine.
Neither is convinced.
Oh come on.
Suddenly, the ground jitters slightly, drawing the quartet's attention. Pulsing red cracks are running through it, and widening. A short while away, the already-crimson land is interlaced with seams in the fleshy surface, black smog and pure light leaking through them as they, too, widen. The jitter stops, and the cracks close. After a moments pause, the ground shakes again, slightly stronger, and the cracks tear open again, wider with white light pouring out of the red ones now. Again, the cracks close, but slower. Two moments hence, a gout of almost liquid-looking black smoke rushes out of the ravine Leader left behind, with speed and volume comparable to a volcanic eruption. The ground tears open again, the cracks now wide enough to fall in in places. And this time, they don't all close. All four of them rush back to the battlefield as fast as possible, where the argument continues. In rage, the Messenger of the Infinite begins throwing punches, accidentally hitting the Darkness Given Form. In response, Leader and Sky High rush at the Messenger and tear him to pieces. The blue grass in the area begins to wither as the Messenger's core is destroyed.
Perhaps it will return one day. Perhaps not. Either way, T informs them that if Messenger is dead, the interest is no longer a problem. They agree to continue working on the project, but they seem upset still.
I take my huge swarm (approximately 3,000,001.00216) of Spheres of Annihalation (don't ask why, or how you can have .00216 Spheres of Annihilation) and fling them all at the Godmodder.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
After running from the aftereffects of the illumination, Sky High and the Leader arrive at the Battlefield, where the Infinite shortly meets its end.
GODMODDER: *Teleports behind u*
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
GODMODDER: nothin' personul, kid.
He then knocks you over, unpleasantly but not harmfully. It goes without saying that teleporting behind you avoided the spheres.
Sky High and Leader beat up the Infinite. The Darkness Given Form joins in too, sure, why not. It then keeps training, gaining an utterly average... I should make benchmarks for this. Gaining a hopefully average 10A 10HP. This technically happens before the Messenger can act in turn-order so the Darkness Given Form takes no damage.
The Godmodder shrugs and picks up the 94 HP and 52.68 Stats to use eventually.
The maxman trains his ducks to have 11 HP.
The Multidimensional throws some rocks out of the ground at Sky High, but Sky High has damage resistance and takes no damage.
The Military Dames attack the Darkness Given Form, because they can. 11 damage!
Sovereign English grabs the null and stat from slowly disintegrating the payment list for later.
The Ducks are busy training.
' attaches itself to Leader and gives possessing'm a shot. Let's see, that's 252 effective attack by CP investment, so... Leader easily shakes off the attempted possession.
The BRRRRRRRanded One flips their coin again and lands on Sky High. You know what? The BRRRRRRRanded One doesn't appreciate how high and mighty they are! I mean, they're Sky High, and also they have pretty high stats. So The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to get them arrested for being so high! unfortunately, no policemen are willing to come to this warzone. So The BRRRRRRRanded One deputises themself, grabs Sky High in the face, and smacks that face right into the ground, then hammers them into a rapidly forming crater using the Cool Staff Bro, dealing 80 damage! The BRRRRRRRanded One also obtains 40 HP via their lifesteal, and snowballs up 2 more Damage Resistance. The Tend E-Mons tends to The BRRRRRRRanded One, healing them to full from there.
The Godmodder notices that a lot of the enemies have very high attack investment, so he upgrades the Apostrophe's control to have a higher base chance.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 228/308 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 173/173 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 483/566 HP 222A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite Deuf/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 1- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. Sidequest: all growth /10!
payment: Taken (+2.66St/R) / ed HP, nulled Stats.(+100,+11 /r)
[AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck.
Multidimensional (2,-2,-4,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x11 HP, 1x11A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing attack, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!, null, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Horde of Ducks: 11x20HP, 4% dodge, 2x20A
', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!)
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 406/406 HP, -17 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A (.jaypehg for 1, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Well... Handstanding of course! As I prepare to handstand, I munch on some tasty tasty grass. Then I... Handstand! Using my magical powers I put my hands on the ground, and bring my legs over my head! Which includes my heels ankles and metatarsal bones. Then I fall over.
And I shall juggle the ground! (7/30)
When players get creative.
???: 40.1/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
well, once you're handstanding... how will you juggle the ground, when your hands are busy holding you up?
T, progressing ???, observes an odd occurrence in the distance. It appears to be... hm. A gentleman holding an ice-cream cone in one hand and a cane in the other, wearing an excellently-tailored suit and top-hat, running towards them at speeds not-quite reaching the undignified. This is a charge challenge. Because I have no information to go off but the charge name, which is literally Three Question Marks. For all I know the charge could be called The. Or Cat. or any number of things!
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Sky High and Leader regen!
The Darkness Given Form continues to train, gaining 12A and 13 HP.
The maxman Procrastinates.
the Multidimensional drags the Darkness Given Form into the ground, preventing it from training next round!
the Military Dames attack the Darkness, dealing 11 damage!
Sovereign English plucks the '1x11' from the Military Dames and replaces it with 'null', 'attack', and '!', letting them null attacks!
The Horde of Ducks attacks the Darkness Given Form for 40 damage!
The Apostrophe is undeterred by earlier failure, and once again attempts to possess Leader... but fails again! It'll get it eventually.
The BRRRRRRRanded One sees Thaila doing a Handstand. A Handstand! Handstands are for amateurs, you hear me? Amateurs! Apprenticesinsane people stand on limbs they don't even have. The BRRRRRRRanded One is more then an Apprentice, though! They're a Master of insanity! They stand on things that aren't limbs, they don't have, and don't exist! The BRRRRRRRanded One does a duckstand, instantly annihilating every duck in the multiverse into a thin misting of blood! This kills the horde of ducks. It also consumes 4 Mana, causing the BRRRRRRRanded One to degenerate 30 HP, which the Tend E-Mons heals, as well as gaining 4 damage resilience and 4 MHP.
The Godmodder glares at the Apostrophe. It had better stop being useless or he'll give it a what for! The Godmodder's Apostrophe is so scared it hides in this line of dialogue. It's so scared, it gains an additive 60% possession chance for the next round! The Godmodder's work complete, he gets out a lawnchair and stands on it.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 293/308 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 186/186 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 445/579 HP 234A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] The maxman. 82$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Duckshield- 1SHP/Duck.
Multidimensional (2,-2,-4,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x11 HP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Horde of Ducks: 0x20HP, 4% dodge, 2x20A
', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!)
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 410/410 HP, -21 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A
[GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Thanks to the BRRRRRRRanded One's demonstration, I practice standing using one of my nonexistent limbs. Then, to increase my proficiency in juggling the ground I... sharpen my knives? huh. interesting.
And I shall juggle the ground (9/30)
Animating Kitchen Knives (40/50)
When players get creative.
???: 50.3/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
Sky High and Leader will only attack if they are themselves attacked, in which case they will attack the attacker, or if the attacker is a player/the Godmodder, an entity of the same faction (or, if neutral, an entity owned by that player.)
The gentleman is welcomed with open arms by T, who takes his cane and suit for him, and adds some extra ice cream to that cone of his. T then whispers in his ear about the true nature of their project, and invites him to join. There's free ice cream!
You try to do that... but fail! Clearly, you've missed some important part of The BRRRRRRRanded One's methodology- or perhaps misinterpreted it?
Orders noted.
(((The Darkened Background in this section isn't a deep hint, the pink just doesn't contrast white too well.)))
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
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The Gentleman nods in thanks to the added ice cream, though he keeps his suit on. Listening to T's explanation, he replies:
Sky High and Leader Regenerate!
The Darkness fails to train,and is forced to stab the multidimensional and drag it up and towards its origin instead. It barely manages to get free before dying.
The etrahedral one leaks pink-and-purple smoke. yeah, it's still there. was still leaking smoke the hole time. Just stopped commenting on it.
The maxman is out of ducks! he panics and continues procrastinating!
The Military Dames stand guard!
Sovereign English plucks the H out of the Dames' HP, replacing it with an A from SC EAMING, making it SCHEMING and making the Dames HP into AP- now, acting will deplete their AP!
' tries to possess Leader again, and in its fearful desperation, succeeds! Leaders Actions next round will be controlled by the Apostrophe (not this round, because those already passed).
The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack The maxman again- But the Military Dames nullify the attack! Undeterred, the BRRRRRRRanded One steals all of The maxmans money. technically, it's theft, not an attack! The maxman suddenly realizes his bank account is the opposite of max! his desires to be the maxest man are in shambles! He can't even sell his liver or something because the Godmodder owns it! The maxman breaks down crying just in time for a 'coincidental' volcanic eruption to make the area he just so happens to be inhabiting extremely hostile to life without directly targetting him. maxman killed! The volcano expends 3 Mana, and the BRRRRRRRanded One gains 3 HP and 2 Damage Reduction.
The Tend E-Mons nullifies the anti-regen.
The Godmodder upticks Noonday Sky!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 358/358 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader's 199/199 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 445/579 HP 234A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] The maxman. 0$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)!
Multidimensional (1,0,0,0) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x10+4 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE, HP,,,SCHEMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!)
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 413/413 HP, -23 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 17/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$.
Tend E-Mons 33/33 HP Monster-Tending!A
[GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
I try to teleport the godmodder to the void
After that, I trap him inside an invisible cage so he can't get out but we can get in, but we can't get out if we do
Finally, I surround him with infinite animated knives that are under my control and tell them to launch themselves at him
by the way, what is his HP?
I cast an illusion of a ton of cats walking away from him to cause mental pain
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
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