but I have a ring of microwave protection and destruction and use my infinite microwaves to continue microwaving her to a nice crispy hotpocket level of microwaved
[4.48/20] +1.6 The Enchanted Light Dress-Armor - Aglity [5/5] +0.4 +3 Modifier: Int to Double on Basic Manipulation Staff
I automatedly wave to the Saxman to acknowledge its taxing duties again. Completed. More tax evasion like a Yoshi.
My Permission Revision Insertion Ring glows for the 1st time! In it's bright I got how to deciper the core dump, and with a little bit of work I implemented my function and injected it into the Game! The Basic Manipulation Staff can now have a more precise target and modify specific functions. It also gains a little bit of attack.
I get my silk and started to work on it! Granted that I have no knowledge of weaving, but what I have is the power of computers. I calculate the best way to deflect attacks from all angles of a normal dress, and I did some markings on the fabric to indicate the position needed for folds and stitches.
I also make an attack against SA-X using my upgraded Basic Manipulation Staff. "You are using Energy? Are you not afraid of death?" As it is making it's attack, I modify a diode's information to allow the electricity it is charging to run across the diode instead of blocking the electricity's access, thus overheat and short-circult whatever is of the SA-X.
Nice! Instead of taking charges, I will take Absolute Legend and Edible!
Peace. I just achieved my goal. I have destroyed my sworn enemy. I have... won. But what do I do now? I could stop... I could go back to that life that was taken away from me... What was that life again? Who was that innocent child? Clutching his teddy demon bear. Walking home from school. Why... did I leave that behind? Why? Why?
Why did I go this path? Perhaps...
I can go back?
Nah. No turning back now. Besides. I like this life.
Oh wait! Silly me, I haven't celebrated yet! How about let's celebrate by destroying the spirit of boats! Wasn't the Spirit of Vending machines being assisted by the spirit of boats? Well then... I make the giant book slam down on the spirit of boats like a hammer, and follow it, if that doesn't destroy it.
Madness(9/10)*
*formerly vending machine madness, adjusted to reflect vending machines being stopped
but I have a ring of microwave protection and destruction and use my infinite microwaves to continue microwaving her to a nice crispy hotpocket level of microwaved
You successfully burn off half the Godmothers skin! The Godmother then asks microwaves to stop microwaving her, and physics complies.
[4.48/20] +1.6 The Enchanted Light Dress-Armor - Aglity [5/5] +0.4 +3 Modifier: Int to Double on Basic Manipulation Staff
I automatedly wave to the Saxman to acknowledge its taxing duties again. Completed. More tax evasion like a Yoshi.
My Permission Revision Insertion Ring glows for the 1st time! In it's bright I got how to deciper the core dump, and with a little bit of work I implemented my function and injected it into the Game! The Basic Manipulation Staff can now have a more precise target and modify specific functions. It also gains a little bit of attack.
I get my silk and started to work on it! Granted that I have no knowledge of weaving, but what I have is the power of computers. I calculate the best way to deflect attacks from all angles of a normal dress, and I did some markings on the fabric to indicate the position needed for folds and stitches.
I also make an attack against SA-X using my upgraded Basic Manipulation Staff. "You are using Energy? Are you not afraid of death?" As it is making it's attack, I modify a diode's information to allow the electricity it is charging to run across the diode instead of blocking the electricity's access, thus overheat and short-circult whatever is of the SA-X.
I'm not sure what you mean by 'have a more precise target and modify specific functions'- are you trying to get an accuracy bonus? You work on your dress. You burst one of the SA-X's diodes, burning out two of its modular energy tanks and depleting its current one!
Nice! Instead of taking charges, I will take Absolute Legend and Edible!
Peace. I just achieved my goal. I have destroyed my sworn enemy. I have... won. But what do I do now? I could stop... I could go back to that life that was taken away from me... What was that life again? Who was that innocent child? Clutching his teddy demon bear. Walking home from school. Why... did I leave that behind? Why? Why?
Why did I go this path? Perhaps...
I can go back?
Nah. No turning back now. Besides. I like this life.
Oh wait! Silly me, I haven't celebrated yet! How about let's celebrate by destroying the spirit of boats! Wasn't the Spirit of Vending machines being assisted by the spirit of boats? Well then... I make the giant book slam down on the spirit of boats like a hammer, and follow it, if that doesn't destroy it.
Madness(9/10)*
*formerly vending machine madness, adjusted to reflect vending machines being stopped
The spirit of boats ran (or, well, sailed)away while the spirit of Vending Machines was bleeding out, unfortunately. It moves almost as fast as your Book, and it could've gone in almost any direction; finding it would be something of an ordeal! I should probably tally up the modifiers Madness has. uh... Opposition, Water Solidification, and Absolute Legend... yep, that's all of them.
The Darkness Given Form keeps training, gaining 40 HP and 10 Attack! The demons attack Messenger! The Saxman procrastinates double-time! The SA-X drains an energy tank and fires another charge shot with the energy, dealing 65 damage to Sky High! The Lord of Regen regenerates! Sovereign English renames the Saxman to the maxman, taking the max from the line '10 regen to max' and replacing it with the displaced Sax, also granting the Bathroom Stall Walls the power to Sax! The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation I!
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 60/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana slightly low mood: -20 attack for two! Leader 139/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 254/295 HP 122A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [H]10 demons 10/10 HP 2A [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 601/601 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3.18 Player Action/Round. 225A [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) The SA-X 20 HP, Energy Tank x6, 16 Missiles, 20% chance of Screwattack Counter, Infective Attack. Lord of Regen 12HP, 4 Regen, 4Regen/R, 4R/R/R, 3R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Military, Order, Health, dance. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: five, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 9/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 17.8/33
Paper Wings: 12.2/20
Illuminate All: 9.6/33
And A Place To Put It: 12.9/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Alright, let's keep moving here. I mean, I'd turn back, but Leader's already halfway across the strange terrain.
A strange letter hits the Darkness Given Form on the... Does the Darkness Given Form have a head? It reads:
"You are such a valuable asset, Darkness Given Form, and yet you spend all your time training. How pointless of you. I believe it's time for you to start helping out a bit more. To assist you in this, I'll have the Messenger of the Infinite watch over you and make sure you're doing exactly as you're told. You wouldn't want him to crush you into nothing... right? This turn, please attack the SA-X."
~~~
The Inventor, panicked, takes some leftover oak paper and attempts to fashion bandages from it. He then patches himself up. (This uses all of his actions.)
He also attacks the SA-X.
~~~
Before T can react, Leader is off like a shot, using magic to float over the terrain.
~~~
Messenger Of The Infinite stands. It notices a letter from far away. It catches it and reads it:
"I know it's a bit early, but you've got plenty of power to keep yourself moving along. I think it's time to execute Operation: Third Party."
The Messenger Of The Infinite smiles. Nobody can tell, though, as it doesn't have a mouth.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form, or if it (the Darkness Given Form) attacks the SA-X, it (Messenger) attacks the SA-X. Either way, it declares itself to be a neutral party.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 17.8/33
Paper Wings: 12.2/20
Illuminate All: 9.6/33
And A Place To Put It: 12.9/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Alright, let's keep moving here. I mean, I'd turn back, but Leader's already halfway across the strange terrain.
A strange letter hits the Darkness Given Form on the... Does the Darkness Given Form have a head? It reads:
"You are such a valuable asset, Darkness Given Form, and yet you spend all your time training. How pointless of you. I believe it's time for you to start helping out a bit more. To assist you in this, I'll have the Messenger of the Infinite watch over you and make sure you're doing exactly as you're told. You wouldn't want him to crush you into nothing... right? This turn, please attack the SA-X."
~~~
The Inventor, panicked, takes some leftover oak paper and attempts to fashion bandages from it. He then patches himself up. (This uses all of his actions.)
He also attacks the SA-X.
~~~
Before T can react, Leader is off like a shot, using magic to float over the terrain.
~~~
Messenger Of The Infinite stands. It notices a letter from far away. It catches it and reads it:
"I know it's a bit early, but you've got plenty of power to keep yourself moving along. I think it's time to execute Operation: Third Party."
The Messenger Of The Infinite smiles. Nobody can tell, though, as it doesn't have a mouth.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form, or if it (the Darkness Given Form) attacks the SA-X, it (Messenger) attacks the SA-X. Either way, it declares itself to be a neutral party.
You follow Leader and threaten the Darkness Given Form. The Darkness Given Form does have a head, as the Form it has been Given is the partially-modified body of a deceased, resurrected, and absent player. The Inventor heals himself for 42 HP! It's the secret of life, the universe, and everything! Leader rushes ahead over the terrain, and comes to a yawning chasm in the ground. The Chasm walls hold spikes bent over it, alternating and jagged like teeth. Foul purple smoke and brimstone wafts from this hole in the world, and the walls of the chasm twitch as though ready to snap shut at any time. Deeper within the chasm he sees molten stone pooling beneath walkways of bricks made of the chasms own flesh and stranger substances that are locked in a silent scream. Does he enter the chasm, or walk on? if he enters the chasm, which portion receives his attention first?
The Messenger of the Infinite declares itself a neutral party. There isn't even the slightest flicker of surprise on the Godmodders face.
I solemnly continue working on my knives every once in a while dramatically sighing, for effect.
Animating Kitchen Knives (31/50)
You do that.
Sky High attacks the SA-X, destroying one energy tank and part of a third! The Darkness Given Form begrudgingly helps, depleting the SA-X's remaining Energy Tanks by stabbing it carefully in the energy tank compartment, killing it. Somehow, it turns that into training and gains 15 HP and 4 attack. The 10 demons attack the Messenger again for 2 damage. The Messenger of the Infinite cannot attack the SA-X, as it is dead! The maxman procrastinates! The Bahtroom Stall Walls use their 10 regen to Sax, playing an uplifting tune that heals Sovereign English by five Health! The Lord of Regen regens. Sovereign English helpfully hands off the word Order to the Godmodder, in preperation for the Godmodders response to the simple Travesty going on here, and retrieves Counter, Attack, and Missiles from the corpse of the SA-X.
The Godmodder holds the word Order aloft, and uses its power to demand it. Order! Order in the Godmodders Courtroom! listen up! GODMODDER: Did you little brats think I didn't see this coming? Me? My plans are immeasurable! my comprehension is absolute! and you don't get to call it paranoia when you were really out to get me. He gestures with another hand, this one holding a mystic representation of Infallible Insurance. GODMODDER: What did you think I needed insurance for, eh? that wasn't some wacky background charge, it was a gun pointed at your head! The Godmodder pauses, and decides he'll probably project a more reliable image if he just does things instead of yelling. He marks his performance today off as a bad job and expends Infallible Insurance. With the sound of a gavel hitting wood, the courts repossess every Stat Messenger has gained since the Godmodder started his charge! If you can defeat the Godmodders case, you might be able to get those Stats back... but it might not be worth it. He has a very strong case in terms of Godmodder Law, after all. It's fairly simple: The Godmodder graciously let Messenger live because Messenger said they would be friends. As such, the Godmodder has the rights to everything Messenger gained from being alive in that period, as well as the rights to Messengers friendship. He also has some supporting articles, like how he didn't have The maxman tax Messenger at any point, and how when he told Messenger statements on the assumption they were on his side, Messenger didn't correct him, but the main thing is that since the Godmodder let Messenger live, this stuff is his now. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 127/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana slightly low mood: -20 attack for one! Leader 142/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 269/310 HP 126A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [H]10 demons 10/10 HP 2A [A-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 130+499/130+499 HP, +15+15 HP/R, +1+3 C stats/r, 1+2.18 Player Action/Round. 0+245A [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) The SA-X 0 HP, Energy Tank x0, 16 , 20% chance of Screwattack, Infective. Lord of Regen 16HP, 8 Regen, 8Regen/R, 7R/R/R, 4R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Military, Health, dance, counter, attack, missiles. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: six, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 9/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
The Godmodder graciously let Messenger live because Messenger said they would be friends. As such, the Godmodder has the rights to everything Messenger gained from being alive in that period, as well as the rights to Messengers friendship. He also has some supporting articles, like how he didn't have The maxman tax Messenger at any point, and how when he told Messenger statements on the assumption they were on his side, Messenger didn't correct him, but the main thing is that since the Godmodder let Messenger live, this stuff is his now.
The Messenger of the Infinite lets out a harsh roar. A portal nearby opens, and out steps a lawyer! Oh, sorry, TWO lawyer - THREE law - seven - oh - oh my - that's a lot of lawyers... -i - uh - ...how on earth? Is that Cthulhu in a suit and tie!? ...Okay, that's more than enough lawyers.
Lawyer!Cthulhu steps up to a podium. "The defense is ready. May it please the court."
"Let's go through this case one point at the time, starting with the supporting points. First point:"
he didn't have The maxman tax Messenger at any point
"Your Honor, this assertion is true, however there was never any chance for the Maxman, or Saxman, or Taxman before him to tax Messenger. The fact that he's never been taxed does not mean anything - OG entities like Sky High have never been taxed! And, as stated in post 2826:"
(If the Taxman was completely sure you were Aiding the Godmodder, which I assume is what you meant, then it's ambiguous whether it'd tax the charge (the Taxman uses the charge it taxes, so it's not like it'd be a net loss for the AG side.), but you wouldn't be completely trusted by this point anyway, so yes, the Taxman will be taxing the Messenger if you don't mention him.)
"As such, the point of the max/sax/taxman never taxing the Messenger is moot."
"Second point:"
when he told Messenger statements on the assumption they were on his side, Messenger didn't correct him
"Your honor, the only such statement I could find was the following, from post 2863:
GODMODDER: The Monstrosity is dealt with. Leave it.
"There is an implication, at best, that the Messenger was assumed to be on the Godmodder's side."
"Last but not least, let's cover the Godmodder's main point:"
The Godmodder graciously let Messenger live because Messenger said they would be friends. As such, the Godmodder has the rights to everything Messenger gained from being alive in that period, as well as the rights to Messengers friendship.
"Your Honor, the Godmodder knew from the very start that the friendship between himself and the Messenger was temporary, although that's undoubtedly what the insurance was for. From post 2825:"
It noticed a battle nearby. At the center, a "Godmodder." The Infinite decided that Godmodder would be its friend - for the time being.
"and post 2826:"
The Messenger declares temporary allegiance to the Godmodder. The Godmodder snorts. yeah, right, like he'll believe That.
"But, Your Honor, the fact that the Godmodder had insurance against this event simply proves that he never thought of Messenger as a friend. He hasn't earned the rights to any friendship, as he knew it was temporary and did not accept it."
"The Godmodder claims he let Messenger live because Messenger said it was friends with the Godmodder. But, would that have made a significant difference? The only thing that the Godmodder gave to the Messenger was 0.18 actions from then-Lord-now-Sovereign English, which at the moment have only been used to boost a charge that has not been completed. As for attacking the Messenger, although he certainly could have done that, considering that he was attacking Sky High and Leader for the entirety of the time The Infinite was on the battlefield, no amount of attack has been lost. If the court wishes to deliver some of this damage upon the Messenger, they would have to reimburse HP to Leader and Sky High. In addition, they would have to allow for health to be taken from [AG] entities and reimbursed to [OG] entities in turn, because of attacks the Messenger could have made."
(All actions of all entities go into the legal case. Infinite lawyers means infinite legal fees! All entities do the same thing they did last time, except for Messenger who does nothing.)
(There was no charging this turn regardless, but the Maxman still can't tax me.)
God dang it is hard for me to keep posting for this.Annnnyway I cast wish and wish for the godmodder to die(Yes I am that desperate to do some damage to it)
The Godmodder graciously let Messenger live because Messenger said they would be friends. As such, the Godmodder has the rights to everything Messenger gained from being alive in that period, as well as the rights to Messengers friendship. He also has some supporting articles, like how he didn't have The maxman tax Messenger at any point, and how when he told Messenger statements on the assumption they were on his side, Messenger didn't correct him, but the main thing is that since the Godmodder let Messenger live, this stuff is his now.
The Messenger of the Infinite lets out a harsh roar. A portal nearby opens, and out steps a lawyer! Oh, sorry, TWO lawyer - THREE law - seven - oh - oh my - that's a lot of lawyers... -i - uh - ...how on earth? Is that Cthulhu in a suit and tie!? ...Okay, that's more than enough lawyers.
Lawyer!Cthulhu steps up to a podium. "The defense is ready. May it please the court."
"Let's go through this case one point at the time, starting with the supporting points. First point:"
he didn't have The maxman tax Messenger at any point
"Your Honor, this assertion is true, however there was never any chance for the Maxman, or Saxman, or Taxman before him to tax Messenger. The fact that he's never been taxed does not mean anything - OG entities like Sky High have never been taxed! And, as stated in post 2826:"
(If the Taxman was completely sure you were Aiding the Godmodder, which I assume is what you meant, then it's ambiguous whether it'd tax the charge (the Taxman uses the charge it taxes, so it's not like it'd be a net loss for the AG side.), but you wouldn't be completely trusted by this point anyway, so yes, the Taxman will be taxing the Messenger if you don't mention him.)
"As such, the point of the max/sax/taxman never taxing the Messenger is moot."
"Second point:"
when he told Messenger statements on the assumption they were on his side, Messenger didn't correct him
"Your honor, the only such statement I could find was the following, from post 2863:
GODMODDER: The Monstrosity is dealt with. Leave it.
"There is an implication, at best, that the Messenger was assumed to be on the Godmodder's side."
"Last but not least, let's cover the Godmodder's main point:"
The Godmodder graciously let Messenger live because Messenger said they would be friends. As such, the Godmodder has the rights to everything Messenger gained from being alive in that period, as well as the rights to Messengers friendship.
"Your Honor, the Godmodder knew from the very start that the friendship between himself and the Messenger was temporary, although that's undoubtedly what the insurance was for. From post 2825:"
It noticed a battle nearby. At the center, a "Godmodder." The Infinite decided that Godmodder would be its friend - for the time being.
"and post 2826:"
The Messenger declares temporary allegiance to the Godmodder. The Godmodder snorts. yeah, right, like he'll believe That.
"But, Your Honor, the fact that the Godmodder had insurance against this event simply proves that he never thought of Messenger as a friend. He hasn't earned the rights to any friendship, as he knew it was temporary and did not accept it."
"The Godmodder claims he let Messenger live because Messenger said it was friends with the Godmodder. But, would that have made a significant difference? The only thing that the Godmodder gave to the Messenger was 0.18 actions from then-Lord-now-Sovereign English, which at the moment have only been used to boost a charge that has not been completed. As for attacking the Messenger, although he certainly could have done that, considering that he was attacking Sky High and Leader for the entirety of the time The Infinite was on the battlefield, no amount of attack has been lost. If the court wishes to deliver some of this damage upon the Messenger, they would have to reimburse HP to Leader and Sky High. In addition, they would have to allow for health to be taken from [AG] entities and reimbursed to [OG] entities in turn, because of attacks the Messenger could have made."
(All actions of all entities go into the legal case. Infinite lawyers means infinite legal fees! All entities do the same thing they did last time, except for Messenger who does nothing.)
(There was no charging this turn regardless, but the Maxman still can't tax me.)
The Godmodder dropkicks Cthulhu out of the podium to make his reply, because he couldn't be bothered to get his own podium. While it is true that the Taxman would have initially taxed Messenger-then-The Messenger, the Godmodder points out that, since the maxman- the topic of his assertion- is not the Taxman, and was not given any opportunities to Tax Messenger, you have no evidence that the maxman would have, given the opportunity, taxed Messenger. In fact, the Godmodder states for the record that, prior to your betrayal and if you had specifically allowed the maxman opportunity to tax Messenger but not the other Megamath entities, the maxman would not have taxed The Messenger! Regarding the 'statement', the Godmodder points out the first period. it is two statements, and considering the Godmodder would watch gleefully if anyone not on his side wasted their time, the statement strongly implies the Godmodder considers Messenger his ally at that point. Furthermore, consider the depths of consideration demonstrated there! The Godmodder took some of his valuable time and effort to try to optimise Messengers ability to attack their collective foes, something which would potentially increase their odds of survival substantially! Regarding the Godmodders snort, he points out that the thing he snorted at was the claim "the Messenger declares temporary allegiance to the Godmodder", implying one of two things: either he didn't believe the Messenger was even temporarily allied with him, or he didn't believe the allegiance was temporary. The first would have quickly been proven wrong, and the second implies he was indeed accepting of friendship! Granted, his method of indicating this was subject to misinterpretation and somewhat abrasive, but, he says, it was made in good faith. Furthermore, although the Godmodder did create the insurance, this was during the heady early days of their friendship, and was in accordance with his 222nd rule of Godmodding: Always be prepared for betrayal from anyone at any time, which he followed not because he sincerely doubted the Messenger, but out of habit! Surely, Godmodding Court won't hold his history of repeated betrayal against his case? Lastly, Since Messenger was not, and even now is not, allied with Sky High and Leader- and indeed, all analysis of the concept scaffolding around them indicates they are or have been at odds for a substantial span- the case of the Godmodders capability to kill the Messenger should be considered separately from his actual actions regarding those entities. It would be akin to saying that an individual threatening you should not receive their due compensation because, once you accede, they spend their time killing other people. Furthermore, consider Messengers stature relative to Sky High and Leader! they started with comparable health and stats, but Messenger could defeat both of them in two rounds while losing less then a sixth of their health bar if they received their stats once more. It is clear that being safe from the attentions of the Godmodder has been extremely lucrative for them. Plus, Infallible Insurance could've killed Messenger then and there; 4 Godmodder Charges is a lot more than 130 damage! If not for the Godmodders friendship, they would've been long dead. (((Regarding the infinite legal fees, the Court is primarily shenanigans; outside of very rare effects like Absolute Legend and s⚫me ⚫thers, all that will matter is your arguments and flavortext, not Charge or Action investment. well, unless you invest around 115, the total value of all Messengers taken stats, in which case you'd have to succeed for engaging in the case to not punish you.)))
I continue working on my kitchen knives, and ask Anti how death is.
Animating Kitchen Knives (34/50)
Anti shrugs. they didn't spend much time ordinarily dead before your use of the Blessed Whetstone removed many of the problems of being dead. It was warm and dark, if memory serves... in their current form,well, it's a lot like being alive minus the ability to touch things.
God dang it is hard for me to keep posting for this.Annnnyway I cast wish and wish for the godmodder to die(Yes I am that desperate to do some damage to it)
The Godmodder agrees, turning himself into a D6- a Die. Wish Granted!
Sky High idles! Leader also idles! The Darkness Given Form trains. The first try goes poorly[1d20:5], but it pushes beyond what it thought its limits to be in the shadowboxing-training provided by the Darkness Given Soul[1d20:20], making a single step on the path of the work. And for its diligence (which is to say, luck), it is rewarded, regaining one Soul Point and rejuvenating the drained soul point. 10 demons attack the Darkness Given Form for 2 damage! Messenger idles! the maxman procrastinates! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls Sax 8 bonus attack onto the demons for a round in exchange for the demons targetting OGs for the same round! Lord of Regen regens! Sovereign English places his Counter before his Attack and after his Potent, granting him a Numerically Potent Counter Attack! He then plucks Demon out of 10 Demons and replaces it with Dame, making 10 Dames! Naturally, as the Sovereign English is of the high nobility, the Dames, being a type of knight, will obey him; not only that, their solid armor enhances their resilience dramatically, and having weapons helps their attack.
The Diemodder rolls himself, landing on a 1. Perhaps the best option for the OG side, as he was determining which charge to use, and 1 is none. But no charge doesn't mean no action! A pulse of probability-altering energy emanates from the Diemodder, who spontaneously turns back into the Godmodder! meanwhile, the wave passes over Sky High, who promptly slips on a banana peel, falling into a nearby river. before he can swim out, a cruise liner in an alternate reality teleports into this one causing a freak boating accident which smashes them into the bottom of the river! before Sky High can swim back out, the cruise liner gets stuck lengthwise as another boat crashes into a liner in an even freakier boating accident. Naturally, the second boat is flimsier, being made of wood, but this releases its cargo: a swarm of flesh-eating gavelian blood eels! Nobody actually wanted flesh-eating gavelian blood eels, it was all a freak filing error! By the time Sky High has torn all the Eels off them (where they subsequently die in the freshwater of the stream) and swam out of the river (barely avoiding several falling sea containers from the cruise liner which were misplaced there by an incompetent quartermaster), they've taken 80 damage, after applying their damage resistance! It is not a good 8 minutes to be Sky High.
. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 72/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana Leader 145/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 277/320 HP 133A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [AG]10 Dames 50/50 HP 8+8A [A-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 145+499/145+499 HP, +15+15 HP/R, +1+3 C stats/r, 1+2.18 Player Action/Round. 5+245A [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) Lord of Regen 24HP, 16 Regen, 15Regen/R, 10R/R/R, 5R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: seven, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 9/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 20.8/33
Paper Wings: 12.2/20
Illuminate All: 13.7/33
And A Place To Put It: 13.9/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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Ackpth my feet hurt!!! I put on some iron spiked boots to cross the land. This probably hurts the land but it keeps my feet safe so what do I care?
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The Inventor applies a rudimentary salve to his wounds. (This uses one of his actions.)
The Inventor also sharpens his spear. (This uses the remaining 1.1 actions.)
He also attacks the 10 Dames.
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Leader stays away from the chasms. He continues surveying the area.
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The Cthulhu-Lawyer conjures a second podium for the army of lawyers.
"Upon further review of the case, we have made the decision to accept your terms with the following conditions."
"Firstly, we request that the Messenger of the Infinite be allowed to hold on to the stats they have presently acquired. In exchange, they will gain no stats until they have paid a charge-equivalent for all the stats required to pay, plus an additional 100 HP, 50 Attack, and 1 stat per round. In addition, the additional .18 actions will be given up immediately."
"In addition, until this debt has been paid, the Messenger will not attack the Godmodder or any explicitly AG entities. If the Godmodder, in public or in secret, informs Messenger that an entity not explicitly stated to be AG is AG or has a deal with the Godmodder, the Messenger will not attack it either. However once this debt is paid in full the Messenger has permission to attack AG entities."
"Does the Godmodder agree to these terms?"
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 20.8/33
Paper Wings: 12.2/20
Illuminate All: 13.7/33
And A Place To Put It: 13.9/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Ackpth my feet hurt!!! I put on some iron spiked boots to cross the land. This probably hurts the land but it keeps my feet safe so what do I care?
~~~
The Inventor applies a rudimentary salve to his wounds. (This uses one of his actions.)
The Inventor also sharpens his spear. (This uses the remaining 1.1 actions.)
He also attacks the 10 Dames.
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Leader stays away from the chasms. He continues surveying the area.
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The Cthulhu-Lawyer conjures a second podium for the army of lawyers.
"Upon further review of the case, we have made the decision to accept your terms with the following conditions."
"Firstly, we request that the Messenger of the Infinite be allowed to hold on to the stats they have presently acquired. In exchange, they will gain no stats until they have paid a charge-equivalent for all the stats required to pay, plus an additional 100 HP, 50 Attack, and 1 stat per round. In addition, the additional .18 actions will be given up immediately."
"In addition, until this debt has been paid, the Messenger will not attack the Godmodder or any explicitly AG entities. If the Godmodder, in public or in secret, informs Messenger that an entity not explicitly stated to be AG is AG or has a deal with the Godmodder, the Messenger will not attack it either. However once this debt is paid in full the Messenger has permission to attack AG entities."
"Does the Godmodder agree to these terms?"
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
You successfully avoid impaling yourself on the floor. Leader walks along the edge of the chasm and sees a much gentler slope, more like a moderately steep hill, leading to the mouth of the chasm. Now that they're closer, though, something seems odd about many of the flames in the chasms mouth. the color is darker then normal flame, which seems to be par for the course, but more uniquely, they don't quite touch the ground. In the opposite direction from the chasm-mouth is a river, and ahead is a bridge. Inventor heals himself for 21 HP, and gains 5 attack! (0.1 Actions is only enough for 0.5 attack, and the d2 landed on 1) The Godmodder listens to your proposal. To confirm, he says, you propose for Messenger to return to the Godmodders side in exchange for its stats, and to only leave again once it has repaid those stats in addition to a sizeable interest rate? The Godmodder nods, accepting the settlement. it goes without saying that if this more formal agreement were to be broken, it would be very, very hard to defeat him in Godmodding Court afterwards... but that shouldn't be relevant.
I continue enchanting my knives. I sing a little song while enchanting. It's horribly off tune.
Animating Kitchen Knives (37/50)
you continue enchanting your knives. Some birds fall out of the sky overhead, dead, and more by the minute. Anti puts on some spectral headphones.
Sky High regenerates, and attacks the 10 dames! they survive with 3 HP, because Skys attack upgrade technically happens in the same part of the update, not prior. The Darkness Given Form sees Messenger suddenly regain its strength and hurriedly trains away. Be it chance or desperation, they manage a second time to surpass their seeming limits and take another step on the path of their training, their fourth. they gain one soul point, and comprehension of a sliver of the maelstrom of possibilities beneath reality flashes in their 'eyes'. (it was chance, the d20 is not weighted at all. I'm not sure you confirm random.org numbers but the thing it printed was 20 Min: 1, Max: 20 2021-04-24 23:34:47 UTC) oh yeah and it gains 15 HP and 5 attack. The 10 Dames attack the Darkness Given Form for 16 damage! Messenger attacks the Darkness Given Form, which turns with newfound confidence to strike at the surface of the world and fracture it, force to sunder sycamores and sovereignty turned aside like nothing more than an ordinary blow. which is still pretty painful, dealing 25 damage. Shrugging off the blow, the Darkness Given Form turns to Messenger and advances towards them, clearly planning something. Messenger does not gain HP or Attack, as it agreed to turn that all into repayment to the Godmodder. The maxman is really living up the procrastination lifestyle. the Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls sax the dames back to 11 HP! Lord of Regen "re"-gains 16 HP! Sovereign English plucks the Re out of Messenger of the Infinite's Repayment tracker, turning it into a payment tracker. this doesn't affect the functionality, but it does give Sovereign English a Re to play with! He then plucks the e's and an 'a' out of 'numerically precise' and tosses out numriclly prcis into the trash, using his new 3 E's to make REEEE (and the a to keep his description valid). REEEE summoned! it's almost as bad as the enchanting song! The Godmodder puts on a monocle, glances at the Darkness Given Form, shrugs, disregards it, and puts another point into Self-Actualisation I!
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 118/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana Leader 148/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 251/320 HP 138A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [AG]10 Dames 11/50 HP 8A [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 644/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 250A payment: 30 HP, 7 Stats / 599 HP, 100 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) Lord of Regen 40HP, 31 Regen, 25Regen/R, 15R/R/R, 6R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R REEEE, REEEE/REEEE HP, SCREEEEAMING! Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 10/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
I begin summoning Sans undertale. OH And once the summoning is complete, megalovania starts playing,Oh and I stop possessing the air elemental I was possessing.(Don't remember when I possessed an air elemental but ok) also air elemental is deposesed first
That's not allowed. Not on my watch. If it's almost as bad as the song, then I will make a song, a beautiful song, that destroys REEEE's hopes and dreams. I walk over to REEEE and just scream at it. Then scream some more. In fact, I waste effectively use all 3 of my actions to scream extra loud at REEEE
I begin summoning Sans undertale. OH And once the summoning is complete, megalovania starts playing,Oh and I stop possessing the air elemental I was possessing.(Don't remember when I possessed an air elemental but ok) also air elemental is deposesed first
You start summoning Sans Undertale. ...to be honest, I don't remember why you possessed an air elemental either. but I do know said air elemental was polymorphed into a gold dragon.
That's not allowed. Not on my watch. If it's almost as bad as the song, then I will make a song, a beautiful song, that destroys REEEE's hopes and dreams. I walk over to REEEE and just scream at it. Then scream some more. In fact, I waste effectively use all 3 of my actions to scream extra loud at REEEE
You scream at REEEE. in fact, you scream so loud REEEE backs away from your screaming, a look of shock on its 'face'! REEEE is no longer capable of SCREEEEAMING, and loses EEEE HP!
Sky High and Leader idle! The Darkness Given Form is prevented from attacking Messenger by the power of Fairness, that which the work which they trained to progress embodies. So instead they train, rolling a 15 and gaining 40 HP and 10A. The 10 dames attack the Darkness Given Form for 8 damage. Messenger idles, and its debt continues to increase with time, because the Godmodder has no interest in Fairness. The maxman keeps on procrastinating and the Walls heal the Dames again. Lord of Regen, who is swiftly becoming increasingly durable and problematic, regens. R SCREAMS, dealing 2 damage to the Darkness Given Form. without the 4 E's, the scream's just not the same! Sovereign English decides to rework R. it was a bad plan, really. but what's this? it does have four Rs. with just three more... it would have Seven! Sovereign English plunders the Lord of Regens R/R/R, discards the /'s, and slots the Rs into R, pocketing the intervening /, EEEE, HP, , , SC, EAMING, and ! for later use. R destroyed! RRRRRRR summoned! the shear unreasonableness of the transformation reduces Sovereign English's Degrees of Reasonableness to -1!
The Godmodder decides being completely self actualised isn't enough. he needs to be more self actualised, beyond the limits! he's the Godmodder, why should he limit his degree of self-actualisation to the maximum? So he puts another point into Self-actualisation I. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 143/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana Leader 151/151 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 281/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [AG]10 Dames 20/50 HP 8A [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 644/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 250A payment: 60 HP, 14 Stats / 649 HP, 106 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) Lord of Regen 71HP, 56 Regen, 40Regen/R, 21, 7R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R RRRRRRR, Append!A Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: zero, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 23.7/33
Paper Wings: 14.3/20
Illuminate All: 17.8/33
And A Place To Put It: 16/16 And I Will Move The Earth: 1/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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I touch one of the flames. This is likely a bad idea but I'm protected by the power of Plot Convenience! ...Hopefully.
I also give 0.1 charge to the Messenger of the Infinite.
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The Inventor finally gets back to those wings of his.
He also attacks the Lord of Regen.
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Leader descends slowly and carefully into the chasm, protected by a bubble shield of sorts.
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And A Place To Put It completes. It WOULD have given Messenger an additional stat/turn and action, but this instead goes to paying debts.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack which immediately goes into debt payment. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 23.7/33
Paper Wings: 14.3/20
Illuminate All: 17.8/33
And A Place To Put It: 16/16 And I Will Move The Earth: 1/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
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I touch one of the flames. This is likely a bad idea but I'm protected by the power of Plot Convenience! ...Hopefully.
I also give 0.1 charge to the Messenger of the Infinite.
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The Inventor finally gets back to those wings of his.
He also attacks the Lord of Regen.
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Leader descends slowly and carefully into the chasm, protected by a bubble shield of sorts.
~~~
And A Place To Put It completes. It WOULD have given Messenger an additional stat/turn and action, but this instead goes to paying debts.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack which immediately goes into debt payment. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
You touch the fire. it flashes red and floats away a short distance before firing several bolts of its own bodymass at you. Your wounds, previously Light, become Minor! The Inventor gets back to the wings! earlier, you were making a frame to allow them to flap, raising the question of what the frame was made of, motors? Leader goes on ahead. on either side of the chasm, where he had previously assumed would be chasm walls, he sees a massive cavern. But, if he wishes to explore either of the vast side-caverns, he will have to cross smaller chasms within the chasm, all deep and most with magma at the bottom. If he continues forwards, in the section he previously assumed would be the whole of the chasm, there will be no need to cross a sub-chasm, and he sees a solidly-built stone bridge fit for an army ahead of him- normal stone, out of place in this altered zone. There are more of the strange flames, and balls of molten stone with malicious intelligence, and other creatures besides here- but they do not bother the Leader. The payment of debts continues! I decide to make the debt slightly more payable then it sort of was and let the charge repay the debt by 1 stat/turn and action/turn, instead of by a flat 16 stats.
Sky High attacks the Lord of Regen, dealing 52 damage! The Darkness Given Form cuts the air with a blade-arm once, twice, and then races forwards as that arm shines with light fit to replace the white of a screen and the black of its shutoff, light fit as the firmament of the skies, to overcome the world itself. Messenger makes no dodge nor shield against the oncoming slash, and is struck cleanly and artfully, dividing one sturdy stone arm into two halves, one tumbling to the floor, the other a useless stump. Then the Darkness shatters the pane and numbs the counter-blow, and disengages the fight, straining. Messenger takes 148+20%(128) damage, 6 HP regen damage, 0.4 Stats/r damage, 0.3 Actions damage, and 50 Attack Damage! The Darkness Given Form drains two soul points, cannot train for two rounds, and takes 20 damage! The Godmodder magnanimously permits Messenger to heal this damage without finishing their debt first. The 10 Dames attack the Darkness Given Form too, 8 damage. The maxman procrastinates, the Bathroom Stall Walls heal the Dames. Lord of Regen regenerates! RRRRRRR Appends itself to... nah, that would be a pain to format... the etrahedrrrrrrral one! it has become the most low-quality etrahedrrrrrrral ever! this lets it clip through the seal, and gain 3 new sides composed entirely of .Jpeg compression! Sovereign English is regaining credibility by not making mistakes. The Godmodder decides to unload an old, unimportant inventory item: multidimensional (stolen). He tosses multidimensional out onto the field, forming the multidimensional! technically he doesn't own it but finders keepers! He then pours some glue onto it, making it harder to move! There. Now it won't be clogging his statline, which has no maximum length. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 168/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana Leader 154/154 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 253/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedrrrrrrral one : Sealed. Glass Side. JPG side 7 HP, .JPEG side 7 HP, .jaypehg side 7 HP, -7 to incoming damage (all), J(...)g beam(all new.) [AG]10 Dames 28/50 HP 8A [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 368/644 HP, +24 HP/R, +3.6 C stats/r, 2.7 Player Action/Round. 200A payment: 84 HP, 20.26 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 749 HP, 117 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) Lord of Regen 75HP, 96 Regen, 40Regen/R, 28, 8R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R RRRRRRR, Append!A (using on etrahedrrrrrrral!) Multidimensional (2,2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
but I have a ring of microwave protection and destruction and use my infinite microwaves to continue microwaving her to a nice crispy hotpocket level of microwaved
Inventory:
Basic Manipulation Staff [held] - Arcadicusspawn; 1x Memory Slot - LordEnglish Memory; Actions +1 for Magical Action excluding Charging; 120 Resilience. Modified - (???)
Permission Revision Insertion Ring [left thumb] - 3/3 [OOO] , Gain 3 Charges; Frigid Engraving, 100 Resilence.
//Please fill in the ???
Yvonne
[4.48/20] +1.6 The Enchanted Light Dress-Armor - Aglity
[5/5] +0.4 +3 Modifier: Int to Double on Basic Manipulation Staff
I automatedly wave to the Saxman to acknowledge its taxing duties again. Completed. More tax evasion like a Yoshi.
My Permission Revision Insertion Ring glows for the 1st time! In it's bright I got how to deciper the core dump, and with a little bit of work I implemented my function and injected it into the Game! The Basic Manipulation Staff can now have a more precise target and modify specific functions. It also gains a little bit of attack.
I get my silk and started to work on it! Granted that I have no knowledge of weaving, but what I have is the power of computers. I calculate the best way to deflect attacks from all angles of a normal dress, and I did some markings on the fabric to indicate the position needed for folds and stitches.
I also make an attack against SA-X using my upgraded Basic Manipulation Staff. "You are using Energy? Are you not afraid of death?" As it is making it's attack, I modify a diode's information to allow the electricity it is charging to run across the diode instead of blocking the electricity's access, thus overheat and short-circult whatever is of the SA-X.
Nice! Instead of taking charges, I will take Absolute Legend and Edible!
Peace. I just achieved my goal. I have destroyed my sworn enemy. I have... won. But what do I do now? I could stop... I could go back to that life that was taken away from me... What was that life again? Who was that innocent child? Clutching his teddy demon bear. Walking home from school. Why... did I leave that behind? Why? Why?
Why did I go this path? Perhaps...
I can go back?
Nah. No turning back now. Besides. I like this life.
Oh wait! Silly me, I haven't celebrated yet! How about let's celebrate by destroying the spirit of boats! Wasn't the Spirit of Vending machines being assisted by the spirit of boats? Well then... I make the giant book slam down on the spirit of boats like a hammer, and follow it, if that doesn't destroy it.
Madness(9/10)*
*formerly vending machine madness, adjusted to reflect vending machines being stopped
When players get creative.
You successfully burn off half the Godmothers skin! The Godmother then asks microwaves to stop microwaving her, and physics complies.
I'm not sure what you mean by 'have a more precise target and modify specific functions'- are you trying to get an accuracy bonus?
You work on your dress.
You burst one of the SA-X's diodes, burning out two of its modular energy tanks and depleting its current one!
The spirit of boats ran (or, well, sailed)away while the spirit of Vending Machines was bleeding out, unfortunately. It moves almost as fast as your Book, and it could've gone in almost any direction; finding it would be something of an ordeal!
- Purity embodied.
I should probably tally up the modifiers Madness has. uh... Opposition, Water Solidification, and Absolute Legend... yep, that's all of them.
The Darkness Given Form keeps training, gaining 40 HP and 10 Attack!
The demons attack Messenger!
The Saxman procrastinates double-time!
The SA-X drains an energy tank and fires another charge shot with the energy, dealing 65 damage to Sky High!
The Lord of Regen regenerates! Sovereign English renames the Saxman to the maxman, taking the max from the line '10 regen to max' and replacing it with the displaced Sax, also granting the Bathroom Stall Walls the power to Sax!
The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation I!
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 60/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana slightly low mood: -20 attack for two!
Leader 139/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 254/295 HP 122A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[H] 10 demons 10/10 HP 2A
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 601/601 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3.18 Player Action/Round. 225A
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
The SA-X 20 HP, Energy Tank x6, 16 Missiles, 20% chance of Screwattack Counter, Infective Attack.
Lord of Regen 12HP, 4 Regen, 4Regen/R, 4R/R/R, 3R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Military, Order, Health, dance. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: five, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 9/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 17.8/33
Paper Wings: 12.2/20And A Place To Put It: 12.9/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Alright, let's keep moving here. I mean, I'd turn back, but Leader's already halfway across the strange terrain.A strange letter hits the Darkness Given Form on the... Does the Darkness Given Form have a head? It reads:
"You are such a valuable asset, Darkness Given Form, and yet you spend all your time training. How pointless of you. I believe it's time for you to start helping out a bit more. To assist you in this, I'll have the Messenger of the Infinite watch over you and make sure you're doing exactly as you're told. You wouldn't want him to crush you into nothing... right? This turn, please attack the SA-X."
~~~
The Inventor, panicked, takes some leftover oak paper and attempts to fashion bandages from it. He then patches himself up. (This uses all of his actions.)
He also attacks the SA-X.
~~~
Before T can react, Leader is off like a shot, using magic to float over the terrain.~~~
Messenger Of The Infinite stands. It notices a letter from far away. It catches it and reads it:The Messenger Of The Infinite smiles. Nobody can tell, though, as it doesn't have a mouth.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form, or if it (the Darkness Given Form) attacks the SA-X, it (Messenger) attacks the SA-X. Either way, it declares itself to be a neutral party.
How unfortunate. How very unfortunate.
I solemnly continue working on my knives every once in a while dramatically sighing, for effect.
Animating Kitchen Knives (31/50)
When players get creative.
You follow Leader and threaten the Darkness Given Form. The Darkness Given Form does have a head, as the Form it has been Given is the partially-modified body of a deceased, resurrected, and absent player.
The Inventor heals himself for 42 HP! It's the secret of life, the universe, and everything!
Leader rushes ahead over the terrain, and comes to a yawning chasm in the ground. The Chasm walls hold spikes bent over it, alternating and jagged like teeth. Foul purple smoke and brimstone wafts from this hole in the world, and the walls of the chasm twitch as though ready to snap shut at any time. Deeper within the chasm he sees molten stone pooling beneath walkways of bricks made of the chasms own flesh and stranger substances that are locked in a silent scream. Does he enter the chasm, or walk on? if he enters the chasm, which portion receives his attention first?
The Messenger of the Infinite declares itself a neutral party. There isn't even the slightest flicker of surprise on the Godmodders face.
You do that.
- Purity embodied.
Sky High attacks the SA-X, destroying one energy tank and part of a third! The Darkness Given Form begrudgingly helps, depleting the SA-X's remaining Energy Tanks by stabbing it carefully in the energy tank compartment, killing it. Somehow, it turns that into training and gains 15 HP and 4 attack.
The 10 demons attack the Messenger again for 2 damage.
The Messenger of the Infinite cannot attack the SA-X, as it is dead!
The maxman procrastinates!
The Bahtroom Stall Walls use their 10 regen to Sax, playing an uplifting tune that heals Sovereign English by five Health!
The Lord of Regen regens.
Sovereign English helpfully hands off the word Order to the Godmodder, in preperation for the Godmodders response to the simple Travesty going on here, and retrieves Counter, Attack, and Missiles from the corpse of the SA-X.
The Godmodder holds the word Order aloft, and uses its power to demand it. Order! Order in the Godmodders Courtroom! listen up!
GODMODDER: Did you little brats think I didn't see this coming? Me? My plans are immeasurable! my comprehension is absolute! and you don't get to call it paranoia when you were really out to get me.
He gestures with another hand, this one holding a mystic representation of Infallible Insurance.
GODMODDER: What did you think I needed insurance for, eh? that wasn't some wacky background charge, it was a gun pointed at your head!
The Godmodder pauses, and decides he'll probably project a more reliable image if he just does things instead of yelling. He marks his performance today off as a bad job and expends Infallible Insurance. With the sound of a gavel hitting wood, the courts repossess every Stat Messenger has gained since the Godmodder started his charge! If you can defeat the Godmodders case, you might be able to get those Stats back... but it might not be worth it. He has a very strong case in terms of Godmodder Law, after all. It's fairly simple:
The Godmodder graciously let Messenger live because Messenger said they would be friends. As such, the Godmodder has the rights to everything Messenger gained from being alive in that period, as well as the rights to Messengers friendship.
He also has some supporting articles, like how he didn't have The maxman tax Messenger at any point, and how when he told Messenger statements on the assumption they were on his side, Messenger didn't correct him, but the main thing is that since the Godmodder let Messenger live, this stuff is his now.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 127/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana slightly low mood: -20 attack for one!
Leader 142/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 269/310 HP 126A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[H] 10 demons 10/10 HP 2A
[A-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 130+499/130+499 HP, +15+15 HP/R, +1+3 C stats/r, 1+2.18 Player Action/Round. 0+245A
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
The SA-X 0 HP, Energy Tank x0, 16 , 20% chance of Screwattack, Infective.
Lord of Regen 16HP, 8 Regen, 8Regen/R, 7R/R/R, 4R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Military, Health, dance, counter, attack, missiles. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: six, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 9/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
The Messenger of the Infinite lets out a harsh roar. A portal nearby opens, and out steps a lawyer! Oh, sorry, TWO lawyer - THREE law - seven - oh - oh my - that's a lot of lawyers... -i - uh - ...how on earth? Is that Cthulhu in a suit and tie!? ...Okay, that's more than enough lawyers.
Lawyer!Cthulhu steps up to a podium. "The defense is ready. May it please the court."
"Let's go through this case one point at the time, starting with the supporting points. First point:"
"Your Honor, this assertion is true, however there was never any chance for the Maxman, or Saxman, or Taxman before him to tax Messenger. The fact that he's never been taxed does not mean anything - OG entities like Sky High have never been taxed! And, as stated in post 2826:"
"As such, the point of the max/sax/taxman never taxing the Messenger is moot."
"Second point:"
"Your honor, the only such statement I could find was the following, from post 2863:
"There is an implication, at best, that the Messenger was assumed to be on the Godmodder's side."
"Last but not least, let's cover the Godmodder's main point:"
"Your Honor, the Godmodder knew from the very start that the friendship between himself and the Messenger was temporary, although that's undoubtedly what the insurance was for. From post 2825:"
"and post 2826:"
"But, Your Honor, the fact that the Godmodder had insurance against this event simply proves that he never thought of Messenger as a friend. He hasn't earned the rights to any friendship, as he knew it was temporary and did not accept it."
"The Godmodder claims he let Messenger live because Messenger said it was friends with the Godmodder. But, would that have made a significant difference? The only thing that the Godmodder gave to the Messenger was 0.18 actions from then-Lord-now-Sovereign English, which at the moment have only been used to boost a charge that has not been completed. As for attacking the Messenger, although he certainly could have done that, considering that he was attacking Sky High and Leader for the entirety of the time The Infinite was on the battlefield, no amount of attack has been lost. If the court wishes to deliver some of this damage upon the Messenger, they would have to reimburse HP to Leader and Sky High. In addition, they would have to allow for health to be taken from [AG] entities and reimbursed to [OG] entities in turn, because of attacks the Messenger could have made."
(All actions of all entities go into the legal case. Infinite lawyers means infinite legal fees! All entities do the same thing they did last time, except for Messenger who does nothing.)
(There was no charging this turn regardless, but the Maxman still can't tax me.)
I continue working on my kitchen knives, and ask Anti how death is.
Animating Kitchen Knives (34/50)
When players get creative.
God dang it is hard for me to keep posting for this.Annnnyway I cast wish and wish for the godmodder to die(Yes I am that desperate to do some damage to it)
The Godmodder dropkicks Cthulhu out of the podium to make his reply, because he couldn't be bothered to get his own podium. While it is true that the Taxman would have initially taxed Messenger-then-The Messenger, the Godmodder points out that, since the maxman- the topic of his assertion- is not the Taxman, and was not given any opportunities to Tax Messenger, you have no evidence that the maxman would have, given the opportunity, taxed Messenger. In fact, the Godmodder states for the record that, prior to your betrayal and if you had specifically allowed the maxman opportunity to tax Messenger but not the other Megamath entities, the maxman would not have taxed The Messenger!
Regarding the 'statement', the Godmodder points out the first period. it is two statements, and considering the Godmodder would watch gleefully if anyone not on his side wasted their time, the statement strongly implies the Godmodder considers Messenger his ally at that point. Furthermore, consider the depths of consideration demonstrated there! The Godmodder took some of his valuable time and effort to try to optimise Messengers ability to attack their collective foes, something which would potentially increase their odds of survival substantially!
Regarding the Godmodders snort, he points out that the thing he snorted at was the claim "the Messenger declares temporary allegiance to the Godmodder", implying one of two things: either he didn't believe the Messenger was even temporarily allied with him, or he didn't believe the allegiance was temporary. The first would have quickly been proven wrong, and the second implies he was indeed accepting of friendship! Granted, his method of indicating this was subject to misinterpretation and somewhat abrasive, but, he says, it was made in good faith. Furthermore, although the Godmodder did create the insurance, this was during the heady early days of their friendship, and was in accordance with his 222nd rule of Godmodding: Always be prepared for betrayal from anyone at any time, which he followed not because he sincerely doubted the Messenger, but out of habit! Surely, Godmodding Court won't hold his history of repeated betrayal against his case?
Lastly, Since Messenger was not, and even now is not, allied with Sky High and Leader- and indeed, all analysis of the concept scaffolding around them indicates they are or have been at odds for a substantial span- the case of the Godmodders capability to kill the Messenger should be considered separately from his actual actions regarding those entities. It would be akin to saying that an individual threatening you should not receive their due compensation because, once you accede, they spend their time killing other people. Furthermore, consider Messengers stature relative to Sky High and Leader! they started with comparable health and stats, but Messenger could defeat both of them in two rounds while losing less then a sixth of their health bar if they received their stats once more. It is clear that being safe from the attentions of the Godmodder has been extremely lucrative for them.
Plus, Infallible Insurance could've killed Messenger then and there; 4 Godmodder Charges is a lot more than 130 damage! If not for the Godmodders friendship, they would've been long dead.
(((Regarding the infinite legal fees, the Court is primarily shenanigans; outside of very rare effects like Absolute Legend and s⚫me ⚫thers, all that will matter is your arguments and flavortext, not Charge or Action investment. well, unless you invest around 115, the total value of all Messengers taken stats, in which case you'd have to succeed for engaging in the case to not punish you.)))
Anti shrugs. they didn't spend much time ordinarily dead before your use of the Blessed Whetstone removed many of the problems of being dead. It was warm and dark, if memory serves... in their current form,well, it's a lot like being alive minus the ability to touch things.
The Godmodder agrees, turning himself into a D6- a Die. Wish Granted!
- Purity embodied.
Sky High idles! Leader also idles! The Darkness Given Form trains. The first try goes poorly[1d20:5], but it pushes beyond what it thought its limits to be in the shadowboxing-training provided by the Darkness Given Soul[1d20:20], making a single step on the path of the work. And for its diligence (which is to say, luck), it is rewarded, regaining one Soul Point and rejuvenating the drained soul point.
10 demons attack the Darkness Given Form for 2 damage!
Messenger idles!
the maxman procrastinates! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls Sax 8 bonus attack onto the demons for a round in exchange for the demons targetting OGs for the same round! Lord of Regen regens!
Sovereign English places his Counter before his Attack and after his Potent, granting him a Numerically Potent Counter Attack! He then plucks Demon out of 10 Demons and replaces it with Dame, making 10 Dames! Naturally, as the Sovereign English is of the high nobility, the Dames, being a type of knight, will obey him; not only that, their solid armor enhances their resilience dramatically, and having weapons helps their attack.
The Diemodder rolls himself, landing on a 1. Perhaps the best option for the OG side, as he was determining which charge to use, and 1 is none. But no charge doesn't mean no action!
A pulse of probability-altering energy emanates from the Diemodder, who spontaneously turns back into the Godmodder! meanwhile, the wave passes over Sky High, who promptly slips on a banana peel, falling into a nearby river. before he can swim out, a cruise liner in an alternate reality teleports into this one causing a freak boating accident which smashes them into the bottom of the river! before Sky High can swim back out, the cruise liner gets stuck lengthwise as another boat crashes into a liner in an even freakier boating accident. Naturally, the second boat is flimsier, being made of wood, but this releases its cargo: a swarm of flesh-eating gavelian blood eels! Nobody actually wanted flesh-eating gavelian blood eels, it was all a freak filing error! By the time Sky High has torn all the Eels off them (where they subsequently die in the freshwater of the stream) and swam out of the river (barely avoiding several falling sea containers from the cruise liner which were misplaced there by an incompetent quartermaster), they've taken 80 damage, after applying their damage resistance! It is not a good 8 minutes to be Sky High.
.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 72/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana
Leader 145/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 277/320 HP 133A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[AG] 10 Dames 50/50 HP 8+8A
[A-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 145+499/145+499 HP, +15+15 HP/R, +1+3 C stats/r, 1+2.18 Player Action/Round. 5+245A
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
Lord of Regen 24HP, 16 Regen, 15Regen/R, 10R/R/R, 5R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: seven, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 9/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 20.8/33
Paper Wings: 12.2/20And A Place To Put It: 13.9/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Ackpth my feet hurt!!! I put on some iron spiked boots to cross the land. This probably hurts the land but it keeps my feet safe so what do I care?~~~
The Inventor applies a rudimentary salve to his wounds. (This uses one of his actions.)
The Inventor also sharpens his spear. (This uses the remaining 1.1 actions.)
He also attacks the 10 Dames.
~~~
Leader stays away from the chasms. He continues surveying the area.
~~~
The Cthulhu-Lawyer conjures a second podium for the army of lawyers.The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
I continue enchanting my knives. I sing a little song while enchanting. It's horribly off tune.
Animating Kitchen Knives (37/50)
When players get creative.
You successfully avoid impaling yourself on the floor. Leader walks along the edge of the chasm and sees a much gentler slope, more like a moderately steep hill, leading to the mouth of the chasm. Now that they're closer, though, something seems odd about many of the flames in the chasms mouth. the color is darker then normal flame, which seems to be par for the course, but more uniquely, they don't quite touch the ground.
In the opposite direction from the chasm-mouth is a river, and ahead is a bridge.
Inventor heals himself for 21 HP, and gains 5 attack! (0.1 Actions is only enough for 0.5 attack, and the d2 landed on 1)
The Godmodder listens to your proposal. To confirm, he says, you propose for Messenger to return to the Godmodders side in exchange for its stats, and to only leave again once it has repaid those stats in addition to a sizeable interest rate?
The Godmodder nods, accepting the settlement. it goes without saying that if this more formal agreement were to be broken, it would be very, very hard to defeat him in Godmodding Court afterwards... but that shouldn't be relevant.
you continue enchanting your knives. Some birds fall out of the sky overhead, dead, and more by the minute. Anti puts on some spectral headphones.
- Purity embodied.
Sky High regenerates, and attacks the 10 dames! they survive with 3 HP, because Skys attack upgrade technically happens in the same part of the update, not prior.
The Darkness Given Form sees Messenger suddenly regain its strength and hurriedly trains away. Be it chance or desperation, they manage a second time to surpass their seeming limits and take another step on the path of their training, their fourth. they gain one soul point, and comprehension of a sliver of the maelstrom of possibilities beneath reality flashes in their 'eyes'. (it was chance, the d20 is not weighted at all. I'm not sure you confirm random.org numbers but the thing it printed was 20 Min: 1, Max: 20 2021-04-24 23:34:47 UTC)
oh yeah and it gains 15 HP and 5 attack.
The 10 Dames attack the Darkness Given Form for 16 damage!
Messenger attacks the Darkness Given Form, which turns with newfound confidence to strike at the surface of the world and fracture it, force to sunder sycamores and sovereignty turned aside like nothing more than an ordinary blow. which is still pretty painful, dealing 25 damage. Shrugging off the blow, the Darkness Given Form turns to Messenger and advances towards them, clearly planning something. Messenger does not gain HP or Attack, as it agreed to turn that all into repayment to the Godmodder.
The maxman is really living up the procrastination lifestyle. the Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls sax the dames back to 11 HP!
Lord of Regen "re"-gains 16 HP!
Sovereign English plucks the Re out of Messenger of the Infinite's Repayment tracker, turning it into a payment tracker. this doesn't affect the functionality, but it does give Sovereign English a Re to play with! He then plucks the e's and an 'a' out of 'numerically precise' and tosses out numriclly prcis into the trash, using his new 3 E's to make REEEE (and the a to keep his description valid). REEEE summoned! it's almost as bad as the enchanting song!
The Godmodder puts on a monocle, glances at the Darkness Given Form, shrugs, disregards it, and puts another point into Self-Actualisation I!
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 118/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana
Leader 148/150 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 251/320 HP 138A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[AG] 10 Dames 11/50 HP 8A
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 644/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 250A
payment: 30 HP, 7 Stats / 599 HP, 100 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
Lord of Regen 40HP, 31 Regen, 25Regen/R, 15R/R/R, 6R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R
REEEE, REEEE/REEEE HP, SCREEEEAMING!
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 10/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
I begin summoning Sans undertale. OH And once the summoning is complete, megalovania starts playing,Oh and I stop possessing the air elemental I was possessing.(Don't remember when I possessed an air elemental but ok) also air elemental is deposesed first
No.
No.
That's not allowed. Not on my watch. If it's almost as bad as the song, then I will make a song, a beautiful song, that destroys REEEE's hopes and dreams. I walk over to REEEE and just scream at it. Then scream some more. In fact, I
wasteeffectively use all 3 of my actions to scream extra loud at REEEEWhen players get creative.
You start summoning Sans Undertale.
...to be honest, I don't remember why you possessed an air elemental either. but I do know said air elemental was polymorphed into a gold dragon.
You scream at REEEE. in fact, you scream so loud REEEE backs away from your screaming, a look of shock on its 'face'! REEEE is no longer capable of SCREEEEAMING, and loses EEEE HP!
- Purity embodied.
Sky High and Leader idle!
The Darkness Given Form is prevented from attacking Messenger by the power of Fairness, that which the work which they trained to progress embodies. So instead they train, rolling a 15 and gaining 40 HP and 10A.
The 10 dames attack the Darkness Given Form for 8 damage. Messenger idles, and its debt continues to increase with time, because the Godmodder has no interest in Fairness.
The maxman keeps on procrastinating and the Walls heal the Dames again.
Lord of Regen, who is swiftly becoming increasingly durable and problematic, regens.
R SCREAMS, dealing 2 damage to the Darkness Given Form. without the 4 E's, the scream's just not the same!
Sovereign English decides to rework R. it was a bad plan, really. but what's this? it does have four Rs. with just three more... it would have Seven! Sovereign English plunders the Lord of Regens R/R/R, discards the /'s, and slots the Rs into R, pocketing the intervening /, EEEE, HP, , , SC, EAMING, and ! for later use. R destroyed! RRRRRRR summoned! the shear unreasonableness of the transformation reduces Sovereign English's Degrees of Reasonableness to -1!
The Godmodder decides being completely self actualised isn't enough. he needs to be more self actualised, beyond the limits! he's the Godmodder, why should he limit his degree of self-actualisation to the maximum? So he puts another point into Self-actualisation I.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 143/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana
Leader 151/151 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 281/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[AG] 10 Dames 20/50 HP 8A
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 644/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 250A
payment: 60 HP, 14 Stats / 649 HP, 106 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
Lord of Regen 71HP, 56 Regen, 40Regen/R, 21, 7R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R
RRRRRRR, Append!A
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: zero, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
I continue summoning sans
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 23.7/33
Paper Wings: 14.3/20And A Place To Put It: 16/16
And I Will Move The Earth: 1/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
I touch one of the flames. This is likely a bad idea but I'm protected by the power of Plot Convenience! ...Hopefully.~~~
The Inventor finally gets back to those wings of his.
He also attacks the Lord of Regen.
~~~
Leader descends slowly and carefully into the chasm, protected by a bubble shield of sorts.
~~~
And A Place To Put It completes. It WOULD have given Messenger an additional stat/turn and action, but this instead goes to paying debts.The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack which immediately goes into debt payment. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
like, the font? anyway, you continue.
You touch the fire. it flashes red and floats away a short distance before firing several bolts of its own bodymass at you. Your wounds, previously Light, become Minor!
- Purity embodied.
The Inventor gets back to the wings! earlier, you were making a frame to allow them to flap, raising the question of what the frame was made of, motors?
Leader goes on ahead. on either side of the chasm, where he had previously assumed would be chasm walls, he sees a massive cavern. But, if he wishes to explore either of the vast side-caverns, he will have to cross smaller chasms within the chasm, all deep and most with magma at the bottom.
If he continues forwards, in the section he previously assumed would be the whole of the chasm, there will be no need to cross a sub-chasm, and he sees a solidly-built stone bridge fit for an army ahead of him- normal stone, out of place in this altered zone. There are more of the strange flames, and balls of molten stone with malicious intelligence, and other creatures besides here- but they do not bother the Leader.
The payment of debts continues! I decide to make the debt slightly more payable then it sort of was and let the charge repay the debt by 1 stat/turn and action/turn, instead of by a flat 16 stats.
Sky High attacks the Lord of Regen, dealing 52 damage!
The Darkness Given Form cuts the air with a blade-arm once, twice, and then races forwards as that arm shines with light fit to replace the white of a screen and the black of its shutoff, light fit as the firmament of the skies, to overcome the world itself. Messenger makes no dodge nor shield against the oncoming slash, and is struck cleanly and artfully, dividing one sturdy stone arm into two halves, one tumbling to the floor, the other a useless stump. Then the Darkness shatters the pane and numbs the counter-blow, and disengages the fight, straining.
Messenger takes 148+20%(128) damage, 6 HP regen damage, 0.4 Stats/r damage, 0.3 Actions damage, and 50 Attack Damage! The Darkness Given Form drains two soul points, cannot train for two rounds, and takes 20 damage! The Godmodder magnanimously permits Messenger to heal this damage without finishing their debt first.
The 10 Dames attack the Darkness Given Form too, 8 damage. The maxman procrastinates, the Bathroom Stall Walls heal the Dames. Lord of Regen regenerates! RRRRRRR Appends itself to... nah, that would be a pain to format... the etrahedrrrrrrral one! it has become the most low-quality etrahedrrrrrrral ever! this lets it clip through the seal, and gain 3 new sides composed entirely of .Jpeg compression!
Sovereign English is regaining credibility by not making mistakes.
The Godmodder decides to unload an old, unimportant inventory item: multidimensional (stolen). He tosses multidimensional out onto the field, forming the multidimensional! technically he doesn't own it but finders keepers! He then pours some glue onto it, making it harder to move! There. Now it won't be clogging his statline, which has no maximum length.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 168/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana
Leader 154/154 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 253/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedrrrrrrral one : Sealed. Glass Side. JPG side 7 HP, .JPEG side 7 HP, .jaypehg side 7 HP, -7 to incoming damage (all), J(...)g beam(all new.)
[AG] 10 Dames 28/50 HP 8A
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 368/644 HP, +24 HP/R, +3.6 C stats/r, 2.7 Player Action/Round. 200A
payment: 84 HP, 20.26 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 749 HP, 117 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
Lord of Regen 75HP, 96 Regen, 40Regen/R, 28, 8R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R
RRRRRRR, Append!A (using on etrahedrrrrrrral!)
Multidimensional (2,2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$