Seeing there's nowhere to go, I suddenly realise that the lions are quite insistent on getting closer. Pack tactics and vicious claws and teeth... oh no. I've seen this before. I convince myself in a heartbeat that I hadn't heard the growls echo. Realisation that these are actually Ducks floods my mind (which probably only took about half a pint, considering the size of it). I rage and attack the closest of the foul beasts with the Dequackenator, bellowing a warcry (see profile picture).
In a flash of rage, you toss your torch into the air, grip your sword with both hands and start cutting up some lions. You successfully dice two of the lions before catching the torch again and trying to burn the lions away, is anyone going to help?
I lie on the floor screaming for a while, then realize that I’m not falling. I stand up, walk over to the door that I saw people go into. Then look around to see if anyone saw me on the floor screaming. I will then enter, light two arrows on fire and try to simultaneously shoot them at the lion. (Green fire for cool points)
we appear to be in a new room? And then we... uhh... okay. I will, light more fires and leave them around us in a attempt to light the room and keep away the creatures that are “stalking” “uhhh hey there, I shot one of you guys with a arrow once but I hope we can get along now? There seems to be other creatures in this room. If I have taken any damage I will use second wind.
”Hahahahahahaha, you would wish for something so sweet as hell. You are trapped in the crystal labyrinth, the ultimate test of champions. I am the Dungeon Master, weaver of fates, creator of worlds, lord of reality. Welcome. Now, please wait, as I concoct your next torture, I mean test. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JK, yall is just trapped as part of a social experiment. You are being put through strenuous tests in a controlled environment because my dad is psycho mad scientist. Wish I could help more, but that kinda sucks for you. Any questions?”
also, you guys are now second level if anyone is keeping track.
Nope, just the lions. And the door that you came through in case anyone wants to help or just let the barbarian handle this.
Farewell.
Seeing there's nowhere to go, I suddenly realise that the lions are quite insistent on getting closer. Pack tactics and vicious claws and teeth... oh no. I've seen this before. I convince myself in a heartbeat that I hadn't heard the growls echo. Realisation that these are actually Ducks floods my mind (which probably only took about half a pint, considering the size of it). I rage and attack the closest of the foul beasts with the Dequackenator, bellowing a warcry (see profile picture).
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In a flash of rage, you toss your torch into the air, grip your sword with both hands and start cutting up some lions. You successfully dice two of the lions before catching the torch again and trying to burn the lions away, is anyone going to help?
Farewell.
I will.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Cool.
...
...
How?
Farewell.
I'm a red dragonborn, so I use my fire breath to attack the lions.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
I lie on the floor screaming for a while, then realize that I’m not falling. I stand up, walk over to the door that I saw people go into. Then look around to see if anyone saw me on the floor screaming. I will then enter, light two arrows on fire and try to simultaneously shoot them at the lion. (Green fire for cool points)
*glitchy noises*
In
sert n
ame
respawn
page overload
page reloading...
...
...
Insert name status: active
Insert name health: full
Insert name directive: torch the lions.
three lions are now flambé.
one lion is le
e,e,e
f
f
fft
lion now dead.
floor opens. All fall through coliseum floor.
room lighting status: dark
room scent status: reek
Creature status: stalking
Farewell.
What?
we appear to be in a new room? And then we... uhh... okay. I will, light more fires and leave them around us in a attempt to light the room and keep away the creatures that are “stalking” “uhhh hey there, I shot one of you guys with a arrow once but I hope we can get along now? There seems to be other creatures in this room. If I have taken any damage I will use second wind.
Gggglitch fffffffoound
reality reeeeeewriiitteeeen fooor
insert name rrrreeespaaawn
Farewell.
"Uh what???"
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
"Did I die or something? Is this hell?"
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
”What did I do? Did i sin? I promise I didn’t try to shoot anyone!”
What do I see when I lit the fires?
edit: yes, grammar is strong in me!
"But you tried to shoot the lions."
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
No fires to light.
”Hahahahahahaha, you would wish for something so sweet as hell. You are trapped in the crystal labyrinth, the ultimate test of champions. I am the Dungeon Master, weaver of fates, creator of worlds, lord of reality. Welcome. Now, please wait, as I concoct your next torture, I mean test.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JK, yall is just trapped as part of a social experiment. You are being put through strenuous tests in a controlled environment because my dad is psycho mad scientist. Wish I could help more, but that kinda sucks for you. Any questions?”
also, you guys are now second level if anyone is keeping track.
Farewell.
“Uhhhhh ok, but they were trying to hurt someone that was self defense!”
"I have many questions!"
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
“Sucks for you you get three. Like a genie. I am a genie. For questions. You do not get wishes you get questions.”
Farewell.
"First, how do we escape? Don't say we can't. I know for a fact we can.
"Second, who are you?
"Third, did I die?"
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.