Eyepatch snake now has bad depth perception and has been hit by multiple arrows. Eyepatch snake is close to death.
Eyepatch snake needs to die. Eyepatch snake will be light on fire as jerry throws a quickly made Molotov cocktail down its throat.
I am so glad I made you a pyromaniac! This is amazing. The snake hisses as it slowly dissolves “I’m meeeellllltiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg... Hisss”
You all cheer at the snake’s demise, before realising that the next room probably has something worse. And you were right.
The room constricts around you before spreading out into a white-walled room whose light seems to emanate from everywhere. There’s a click before a nickel back album starts playing. A TV appears but the only shows available are: Agents of SHIELD; seasons three through six, Fantastic Four; any, and Teletubbies. Moreover, the subtitles are always either too early or too late by three seconds.
The beds materialise, as bunk beds with mattresses whose bed springs stick out.
As you finish taking all of this in, you realise that the only songs that play are: Nickelback, The gummy bear song, and the theme song for doc mcstuffins.
Eyepatch snake now has bad depth perception and has been hit by multiple arrows. Eyepatch snake is close to death.
Eyepatch snake needs to die. Eyepatch snake will be light on fire as jerry throws a quickly made Molotov cocktail down its throat.
I am so glad I made you a pyromaniac! This is amazing. The snake hisses as it slowly dissolves “I’m meeeellllltiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg... Hisss”
You all cheer at the snake’s demise, before realising that the next room probably has something worse. And you were right.
The room constricts around you before spreading out into a white-walled room whose light seems to emanate from everywhere. There’s a click before a nickel back album starts playing. A TV appears but the only shows available are: Agents of SHIELD; seasons three through six, Fantastic Four; any, and Teletubbies. Moreover, the subtitles are always either too early or too late by three seconds.
The beds materialise, as bunk beds with mattresses whose bed springs stick out.
As you finish taking all of this in, you realise that the only songs that play are: Nickelback, The gummy bear song, and the theme song for doc mcstuffins.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! is the door still available? Can I leave? Jerry will start begging the people running this thing to let us out. “Please, please, I need to leave! This is awful! I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! WITH YOU AND ME IN IT!!! LET US OUT!”
I (Thoruk) snap out of a daze-like stupor I was in whilst staring at my green torch and shout "Guys! I hear something" It sounds like a snake!"
I then look around the room and take in my surroundings. I start to sing along to Nickelback as I check under the beds and tap the walls with the hilt of my sword searching for hidden doors, inexplicably knowing just few enough of the words to the songs which presumably have never been heard in this world to add an increased level of psychological warfare to the situation.
"babadoo doo dobedoo big rockstars babadee be bebedee fifteen cars, the bumbumbumbedumbe dee dee dee we'll all slay ducks and have a victory feast..."
You go around, utterly unfazed by this psychological war that is raging around you (HOW?!) and begin going around and hitting the walls with your sword. You find nothing and everyone’s hands are now slightly sticky.
Is it dead? Also, ooooof. Getting shot in the ye by a flaming arrow? Youch.
Oh, the arrow was flaming? Then it hit Smokehorn.
Farewell.
I should have seen that coming.
Nah, it does hit the snake, but the snake ain’t dead.
edit: Smokehorn, you second level now. If you still in.
Farewell.
I stab the snake.
The giant snake has now become giant badass eyepatch snake.
Farewell.
I will shoot eye patch snake with more arrows. Flaming arrows.
Eyepatch snake now has bad depth perception and has been hit by multiple arrows. Eyepatch snake is close to death.
Farewell.
Eyepatch snake needs to die. Eyepatch snake will be light on fire as jerry throws a quickly made Molotov cocktail down its throat.
I am so glad I made you a pyromaniac! This is amazing. The snake hisses as it slowly dissolves “I’m meeeellllltiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg... Hisss”
You all cheer at the snake’s demise, before realising that the next room probably has something worse. And you were right.
The room constricts around you before spreading out into a white-walled room whose light seems to emanate from everywhere. There’s a click before a nickel back album starts playing. A TV appears but the only shows available are: Agents of SHIELD; seasons three through six, Fantastic Four; any, and Teletubbies. Moreover, the subtitles are always either too early or too late by three seconds.
The beds materialise, as bunk beds with mattresses whose bed springs stick out.
As you finish taking all of this in, you realise that the only songs that play are: Nickelback, The gummy bear song, and the theme song for doc mcstuffins.
Farewell.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! is the door still available? Can I leave? Jerry will start begging the people running this thing to let us out. “Please, please, I need to leave! This is awful! I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! WITH YOU AND ME IN IT!!! LET US OUT!”
No one answers. And now there is a faint ticking noise that you can’t figure out where.
Farewell.
“Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmm, MMMMMMMM” is there a door I can exit through?
No. The light now flickers at random intervals.
Farewell.
I (Thoruk) snap out of a daze-like stupor I was in whilst staring at my green torch and shout "Guys! I hear something" It sounds like a snake!"
I then look around the room and take in my surroundings. I start to sing along to Nickelback as I check under the beds and tap the walls with the hilt of my sword searching for hidden doors, inexplicably knowing just few enough of the words to the songs which presumably have never been heard in this world to add an increased level of psychological warfare to the situation.
"babadoo doo dobedoo big rockstars babadee be bebedee fifteen cars, the bumbumbumbedumbe dee dee dee we'll all slay ducks and have a victory feast..."
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You go around, utterly unfazed by this psychological war that is raging around you (HOW?!) and begin going around and hitting the walls with your sword. You find nothing and everyone’s hands are now slightly sticky.
Farewell.
sticky as in sweating or sticky as in spiderman?
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Sticky as in having just eaten cotton candy. But without the joy of having eaten cotton candy.
Farewell.
I notice my hands are sticky and am mildly bemused. I continue to adapt the song lyrics as the gummy bear song comes on.
"oh I'm a duckslayer, yes I'm a duckslayer, yes I'm a singin' blingin' greatsword swingin' duckslayer, oh yeah..."
I notice under the music the ticking sound. I walk around the room slowly, trying to work out where it's coming from.
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First off, I want to hear this song. Second, the ticking appears to be coming from a moving object that changes its position every time you get close.
Farewell.