Long story short me and my 6th lv. party members were imprisoned by a tyrant king known for imprisoning and killing people for the stupidest of things. So I cast Levitate on the homebrew Dragonborn Warforged hybrid we use him and bash the cell door open and we kill the Flesh Golem guarding the cells by ramming him with the levitating Dragonforged who had Heat Metal cast on him at the last second so yeah that happened.
After escaping the kingdom we raid a nearby dungeon about a mile from the kingdom and we find a Bag of Beans, planted a seed and ended up getting a 3 mile high beanstalk from it. The party at this point grab their axes and start swinging to a point we had to roll Slight of Hand for the last few swings. We end up chopping the beanstalk so precicly that when it fell it landed directly on the tyrant kingdom, killing him and hundreds of civilians. We then insta-leveled up to lv. 8 and yeah that's the story of the tyrant king who got sniped from a mile away.
Thx 4 viewing and have a great day! :)
If you are interested in hearing another interesting and funny story check out my other thread (Direct Link Below) about How the Male Dragonborn "Give Birth"
I came in here thinking it was going to be a story about Eldritch Spear + Spell Sniper + Distant Spell shenanigans but nope. Totally not expecting mass murder by beanstalk.
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Canto alla vita alla sua bellezza ad ogni sua ferita ogni sua carezza!
I sing to life and to its tragic beauty To pain and to strife, but all that dances through me The rise and the fall, I've lived through it all!
Long story short me and my 6th lv. party members were imprisoned by a tyrant king known for imprisoning and killing people for the stupidest of things. So I cast Levitate on the homebrew Dragonborn Warforged hybrid we use him and bash the cell door open and we kill the Flesh Golem guarding the cells by ramming him with the levitating Dragonforged who had Heat Metal cast on him at the last second so yeah that happened.
After escaping the kingdom we raid a nearby dungeon about a mile from the kingdom and we find a Bag of Beans, planted a seed and ended up getting a 3 mile high beanstalk from it. The party at this point grab their axes and start swinging to a point we had to roll Slight of Hand for the last few swings. We end up chopping the beanstalk so precicly that when it fell it landed directly on the tyrant kingdom, killing him and hundreds of civilians. We then insta-leveled up to lv. 8 and yeah that's the story of the tyrant king who got sniped from a mile away.
Thx 4 viewing and have a great day! :)
If you are interested in hearing another interesting and funny story check out my other thread (Direct Link Below) about How the Male Dragonborn "Give Birth"
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/126333-d-d-story-how-the-male-dragonborn-gave-birth
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JEEZ! What were your guys' rolls on sleight of hand?
Edit: Excuse me for being unclear, I meant to ask "How well did you guys roll on sleight of hand?"
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HERE.To chop the beanstalk perfectly so it would fall where we wanted it. Idk that's what the DM had us do
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I came in here thinking it was going to be a story about Eldritch Spear + Spell Sniper + Distant Spell shenanigans but nope. Totally not expecting mass murder by beanstalk.
Canto alla vita
alla sua bellezza
ad ogni sua ferita
ogni sua carezza!
I sing to life and to its tragic beauty
To pain and to strife, but all that dances through me
The rise and the fall, I've lived through it all!
Sounds like a great creative solutions team you've got there! Thanks for sharing :)
If your interested I have another story I posted a few months ago called How the male Dragonborn gave birth.
Just tap my profile, tap threads, and scroll through and you'll find it. Defiantly a funny story worth checking out.
Have a great day Overchord!
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