Scroll, legendary
Using this scroll causes your intelligence to double, and it gives the users sword and shield a +2 enchantment for damage and AC bonus separately. The intelligence bonus lasts only for a day, but the enchantment on the sword and shield are permanent. After using this scroll, it will combust, and the room will fill with jaunty lute music.
Notes: Despite the name and reference, there are no swear words other than the one in the title. This is a reference to jocats “a crap guide to d&d” series.







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Posted Feb 27, 2020Love it. The one true weapon paring
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Posted Feb 29, 2020Do you like hitting things, what am I saying. Of course you like hitting things -Jocat
I love it I'm not Jocat
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Posted Mar 8, 2020nice
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Posted Mar 9, 2020Beautiful
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Posted Apr 7, 2020crap is not a swear word...
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Posted Apr 13, 2020"and the room will fill with jaunty lute music." ah yes, the one useful part of the scroll
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Posted Apr 14, 2020If you want to make it just slightly more homebrew, you can make it so that the jaunty lute music is replaced with a disembodied voice saying “and now you are better at dnd, your welcome”
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Posted Jul 8, 2020why did you delete my comment about gunlance. i know i was foolish for not using sword and shield, but please forgive me.