Scroll, legendary
Using this scroll causes your intelligence to double, and it gives the users sword and shield a +2 enchantment for damage and AC bonus separately. The intelligence bonus lasts only for a day, but the enchantment on the sword and shield are permanent. After using this scroll, it will combust, and the room will fill with jaunty lute music.
Notes: Despite the name and reference, there are no swear words other than the one in the title. This is a reference to jocats “a crap guide to d&d” series.
Love it. The one true weapon paring
Do you like hitting things, what am I saying. Of course you like hitting things -Jocat
I love it I'm not Jocat
nice
Beautiful
crap is not a swear word...
"and the room will fill with jaunty lute music." ah yes, the one useful part of the scroll
If you want to make it just slightly more homebrew, you can make it so that the jaunty lute music is replaced with a disembodied voice saying “and now you are better at dnd, your welcome”
why did you delete my comment about gunlance. i know i was foolish for not using sword and shield, but please forgive me.