Magical Banana Form. A Banana Man has the ability to turn into a huge banana using the magic given to them. As an action, they may turn into a banana, paralyzing themselves. As a banana, A Banana Man may take no actions other then turning back. A Banana Man also takes only half damage while in this strange form.
Banana Poke. Melee Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., 1 target. Hit: 2 piercing damage.
Banana Throw. Ranged Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, range 10/25 ft., 1 target. Hit: 1 piercing damage.
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A Banana Man is a regular sized man in a huge banana suit. They often go around begging for bananas and they worships them. Somehow, the bananas gave something back. The ability to become a huge Banana. It isn't much, but to a Banana Man, its everything. Unfortunately, a banana is edible, no matter the size. That is bad for the banana men, for it has been more then once that someone decided that eating one of these poor creatures would be a good idea. Although near extinction, the banana men are still around today. Check your banana bread every once and a while. It might have been someone important...
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Posted Jul 30, 2025"OOOOHHH HO HO HOOO!"
"Look you, you too uptight you know
you could have fun and kick it back and go "WHHEEEEEEEE""
"But without a Rythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all the time"
"Fly away from city on the run
try to make a little fun."
"Look you, come to the bungalo
Dont you tell me "Told you so""
"Don't you love the bumping of the drum
Make you shake untill the bum go numb"
"Let the bongo play untill you drop
This banana never stop (Never stop x2)"
"Forget all your troubles and go at the floor
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whatever you doing is whatever you should
and whether anything you do is ever really any good
and then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
and when they make you want to bellow but you stuck in a choke
and you forget about the yellow from the colorful man
make you take another one and make a mock of your plan"
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Posted Jul 30, 2025"Bungalay, Bungalow, Make up your mind and tell me no"
"HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *Piishhhhhhh*"
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Posted Jul 30, 2025"Well its Nine 'O'clock and it's getting dark
and the sun is falling from the sky"
"I never left so early and you may wonder why"
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Posted Jul 30, 2025"Tomorrow morning on the plane
no banana make you go insane"
"Floating back to busy town
No banana make you want to frown"
"Yeah"
"DO YOU WANT A BANANAAAAAAAAAA?
PEEL IT DOWN AND GO Mm Mm Mm MMMMMMMMMMMMM"
"DO YOU WANT A BANANAAAAAAA?
Thiiiiiss bananaaaaa for.. youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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Posted Jul 30, 2025LETS FREAKING GO I DID IT!!!!!!!!!