Aggressively Innocent Kitten

Keen Smell. The kitten has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on smell.

The Aggressively Innocent Kitten has 2 actions/turn. 

Heart-stoppingly Tiny Mew. Upon realizing that it has been spotted, the Aggressively Innocent Kitten will emit this sound. Any creature that has perceived the kitten must make a Will save (DC 10.) On a failure, the affected person is charmed. Their movement speed is reduced to 0, and they go Prone on the ground in a seated position. 

Tiny Purr: Anyone who succeeds in a Wisdom (Perception) roll can hear this little motor noise. If charmed, the person is compelled to announce the following: "You're a kitten!" "It's purring!" "It's so cute!" or "awww." 

Lap-jump: The kitten can take an action to hop into the lap of any prone person. If the target is not charmed, on a DC 14 roll, the kitten has charmed them. The person will not move until the kitten has used an action or a bonus action to hop off again. 

Kitten Knead: If the kitten is in a lap, it may use a Bonus Action to begin flexing its claws affectionately. This automatically does 1 point of damage on any AC lower than 12. After the first damage is dealt, this action does no further damage to the same target.

The Aggressively Tiny Kitten can be gently moved once asleep to free a person from its charming influence. The influence also stops if the person is harmed, poisoned, diseased, fatigued, or when they can no longer see the kitten.