Super Senses. The cat has advantage on all Wisdom (Perception) checks
Spellcasting. The cat is a 20-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 27, +19 to hit with spell attacks). The cat can cast every spell one time per long rest, but always in an epic way.
Kitty Resistance (5/Day). If the cat fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.
Multiattack. The cat makes three Epic Slash attacks and two Epic Hairball attacks
Epic Slash. Melee Weapon Attack: +20 to hit, reach 10 ft., 1 target. Hit: 84 (10d12 + 19) slashing damage. This damage can't be reduced in any way.
Epic Hairball. RangedWeapon Attack: +20 to hit, range 300/600 ft., 1 target. Hit: 107 (16d10 + 19) bludgeoning damage, and the target is knocked prone. This damage can't be reduced in any way.
Blessing to the pure. As a bonus action, the cat can look at a creature who loves cats to the core more than anything and heal it 10d10+10 hit points.
Cat Cuteness. Right before an attack against the cat, it can choose to look really REALLY cute and cause the creature who is attacking to succeed on a DC 25 Wisdom saving throw or be forced to not attack.
The cat can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature's turn. The cat regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.
Cat Epicness (Costs 2 Actions). The cat bursts with epicness, causing every creature within 30 feet to take 3d10 radiant damage, and the cat gains advantage on its next attack roll.
Detect. The cat makes a Wisdom (Perception) check.
Epic Slash. The cat makes an Epic Slash attack.
Description
It's a completely normal cat. Nothing special, except of course that it's a cat.
This is every cat's secret powers
Meow
YEs!,yesYES * evil laughing*
This is terribly broken and completely useless. Things like this are what bog down the homebrew section so DMs can't actually find anything useful.
What? This is just a cat
Yeah, just a cat that is so unbalanced that there is no point in sending it at a player because this is impossible to defeat. I agree with TTB.
so? its fun!
It's a joke. Take a ****ing joke.
Make the ****ing joke private homebrew and copy/paste it into the cult?
This is the best monster ever.