Brunces Balls
Gargantuan Celestial (Aarakocra, Air Genasi, Angel, Any Race, Blindheim, Bullywug, Changeling, Cloud Giant, Demon, Derro, Devil, Dire Corby, Dragonborn, Dwarf, Earth Genasi, Elf, Fire Genasi, Fire Giant, Firenewt, Frost Giant, Giff, Gith, Gnoll, Gnome, Goblinoid, Goliath, Grimlock, Grung, Half-Dragon, Half-Elf, Halfling, Half-Orc, Hill Giant, Human, Inevitable, Jermlaine, Kalashtar, Kenku, Kobold, Kraul, Kuo-Toa, Leonin, Lizardfolk, Locathah, Meazel, Merfolk, Nagpa, Orc, Quaggoth, Sahuagin, Saurial, Shapechanger, Shifter, Simic Hybrid, Skulk, Stone Giant, Storm Giant, Tabaxi, Thri-Kreen, Tiefling, Titan, Tortle, Triton, Troglodyte, Warforged, Water Genasi, Xvart, Yuan-Ti, Yugoloth), Unaligned
Armor Class 2000000000 natural armor
Hit Points 8000 (100000d20 + 2000)
Speed 1000000 ft.
STR
30 (+10)
DEX
30 (+10)
CON
30 (+10)
INT
30 (+10)
WIS
30 (+10)
CHA
30 (+10)
Saving Throws STR +19, DEX +19, CON +19, INT +19, WIS +19, CHA +19
Damage Resistances All
Damage Immunities Acid, Bludgeoning, Cold, Fire, Force, Lightning, Necrotic, Piercing, Poison, Psychic, Radiant, Slashing, Thunder; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Adamantine; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Silvered; Piercing and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Adamantine; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Metal Weapons; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from Nonmagical Attacks that aren't Adamantine or Silvered
Condition Immunities Blinded, Charmed, Deafened, Exhaustion, Frightened, Grappled, Incapacitated, Invisible, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned, Prone, Restrained, Stunned, Unconscious
Senses Passive Perception 2000000000
Languages --
Challenge 30 (155,000 XP)
Proficiency Bonus +9
Traits

Immortality. At the start of Brunce's turn, he regains 1d20+20000000 Hit Points

Spellcasting. Brunce is a 20th-level spellcaster. His spellcasting ability is Dexterity (spell save DC 24, +2000000 to hit with spell attacks). The Brunce has following spells prepared:
At will: Light, Mage Hand 
2nd level (10 slots): Lesser Restoration 

3rd level (5 slots): Daylight

Actions

Hammer of Thunderbolts. Melee Weapon Attack: +2000000000 to hit, reach 5 ft., multiple targets. Hit: (2d6+2000000011) bludgeoning damage. 

Death Slaying Rifle. Ranged Weapon Attack: +2000000000 to hit, range 120/360 ft., multiple targets. Hit:  (6d8+2000000010) necrotic damage.

Sneak Attack. The target must succeed a DC 30 perception check or take (10d6) piercing damage, or half as much on a successful one. 

Description

Literally not even killable, this guy is literally god...I made this as a joke with my friend and it was so bad. I'm so so sorry.

Brunces Balls is 3 ft. tall, but is wider than the observable universe as we know it. 

Corlan_Awryn

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