Weed Lint Buddy

Telepathic Bond. While the lint buddy is on the same plane of existence as its master, it can magically convey what it senses to its master, and the two can communicate telepathically.

Woah. This lint buddy is like totally chilled out man. Like, did you know that we're all made of stardust? Like, everything is stars. Woah.

Likes. This lint buddy is young, dumb, and full of... you know ;). They enjoy kicking back and swapping their best weed jokes with friends. Their favorite movie is Bill and Ted 2 and they will get aggressive if you critique it. They really need positive input at the moment so it would be really appreciated if you provided that. Please, I thought they would have moved out by now.

Pseudopod. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature. Hit: 3 (1d6) bludgeoning damage and 4 (1d8) poison damage.

Philosophy. The lint buddy can ask a remarkable philosophical question and cause one target to muse upon it. The target must make a DC 14 WIS saving throw or be stunned.

Face Snuggle. The lint buddy can saunter up to the face of a target and give them a little snuggle. So long as the target has a respiratory system, they must make a DC 16 saving throw or be poisoned. If they fail by 10 or more they also gain a point of exhaustion and get hungry.