Magic Resistance. Chicken Noodle Lizard has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
Immutable Form. Chicken Noodle Lizard is immune to any spell or effect that would alter its form.
Boil. When Chicken Noodle Lizard starts its turn inside an enemy's armor, it may spend its movement AND its action to Heat Metal, as the spell at 2nd level. Chicken Noodle Lizard cannot take any other actions for the duration of its Heat Metal effect.
Scald. When Chicken Noodle Lizard starts its turn inside an enemy's non-metal clothing, it may spend its movement AND its action to scald the target for 1d8 fire damage.
Spill. When Chicken Noodle Lizard starts its turn inside an enemy's clothing or armor, it may spend its movement AND its action to exit to an adjacent square.
Oodles. When Chicken Noodle Lizard starts its turn inside an enemy's armor or clothing, it may spend its movement AND its action to summon an additional Chicken Noodle Lizard that appears adjacent to the nearest pot, chicken, chicken meat, or still liquid.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 piercing damage.
Serve. When an opponent within 5 ft. of Chicken Noodle Lizard misses with a melee attack that targeted Chicken Noodle Lizard, Chicken Noodle Lizard may roll an opposed DEX check against the enemy that initiated the attack. On a success, Chicken Noodle Lizard enters the clothing or armor of that enemy and may not be the target of spells or attacks.
Failure has no effect.
Chicken Noodle Lizard is limited to one such success per target.
Chicken Noodle Lizard falls to the ground in an adjacent square if that opponent completely disrobes.
Description
Chicken Noodle Lizards are basically small flesh golems with altered abilities. Contrary to popular belief, they are not made of noodles, but long, thin strips of cured chicken meat and the occasional scrap of tiny bone, the which constantly writhe in twisting patterns about themselves as they roughly form the shape of a small lizard.
Chicken Noodle Lizards are believed to have originated when a chicken thief hid in a local mage's workshop, breaking down the meat in manners that no butcher would recognize, in order to better hide his spoils from detection. It is said, when the thief was spotted, mid-task, by the hard-working mage, he dumped the stripped meats into a nearby tureen over the hearth, one he had no way of knowing harbored the properties of a magical alchemy jug. He stumbled backward as the wizard's eyes met his, knocking a book from the mantle down toward the fire. The wizard fruitlessly leapt to catch the tome, which burst into flame and floated ashes down into the broth.
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