Bimpo

Rownd. Instead of walking he rolls on the ground, he gains +10 ft. of distance if he only travels in a line.

Brain Damage. Upon the years and years of abuse, Bimpo's mental state has suffered tremendously. He get's a -2 on wisdom and intelligence saving throws.

Equip The Dog. Bimpo can be equipped if he is 5 ft. of a unit.

Projectile Capabilities. Can be thrown by a party member. When thrown, he can travel a max distance of 20ft and deals (1d6) plus the amount of squares travelled to the target as bludgeoning damage. Bimpo takes half the amount of damage as recoil. The person throwing must make a strength check to determine their max throwing distance.

Please it hurts. Bimpo is used as a shield. The player equipping Bimpo is gains +2 ac and is immune to projectiles. Bimpo takes half the damage absorbed as the shield. 

Boop. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit:  (1d6-3) bludgeoning damage.

Doll like eyes.(3-6) Bimpo stares at the target with doll like eyes and says nothing. Target must do a wisdom saving throw of 12, if failed the target is stunned for 1 turn. If they succeed Bimpo is stunned for 1 turn.

Pent Up Rage.(6) Bimpo brandishes a comically large glock. +4 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit:  (1d20) piercing damage. 

Sob. Bimpo sobs and huddles up like a little ***** causing a small 5ft aoe dealing (1d4) to surrounding enemies as acid damage and gains +3 ac.

Bounce Bounce!. Bimpo targets a player and cheerleads! The Bimpo must make a wisdom check of 8! On success, the target gains 1+ to their damage rolls.