Flex Taped Weaponry. Phil Swift's weapon attacks are magical. When Phil hits with any weapon, the weapon deals an extra 5d8 radiant damage (included in the attack).
"I sawed this boat lie in half!" Phil Swift saws through lies like boats. Phil always knows if he hears a lie.
Flex Magic. Phil Swift's spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 23). Phil can cast the following spells, provided that he has Flex Tape with him (requiring no material components):
At will: detect evil and good, invisibility (self only)
3/day each: blade barrier, dispel evil and good, flame strike, raise dead
1/day each: commune, control weather, insect plague
Magic Resistance. Phil Swift has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
Multiattack. Phil Swift makes two melee attacks.
Flex Saw. Melee Weapon Attack: instantlydestroysaboat
Bucketslayer Knife. Melee Weapon Attack: +12 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 27 (6d6 + 7) slashing damage plus 22 (5d8) radiant damage. Deals double damage to boats.
Flex Bandage. Phil slaps some Flex tape onto a creature. The target magically regains 30 (6d8 + 3) hit points and is freed from any curse, disease, poison, blindness, or deafness.
Flex Wings. Phil swift manifests wings made of Flex Tape, gaining an 80 ft flying speed.
Destroyer of Boats. (1/day) Phil summons a cannon and makes three cannon attacks. Cannon: Ranged Weapon Attack: Reach 60/120 ft, one target. The target makes a Dex save or takes 5d8 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone. Creatures within 5 ft of the target take damage equal to half of the damage dealt.
Flex Seal Colors. +12 to hit, reach 20ft. Hit: Upon taking damage, Phil sprays his enemies with Flex Seal Colors. The target must make a Wisdom saving throw or be pushed back 10ft. In addition, the target cannot take reactions until its next turn.
Description
The creature known as Phil Swift was once an ordinary mortal. But one day, he dawned upon a mighty power-- Flex Tape. It elevated him to mighty power, and he roamed the lands, fixing things, destroying boats, and doing ALOTOFDAMAGE .
But one day, the evil boat known as The Unsawn One aspired to destroy Phil, and battled him! But Phil called upon the powers of Flex Tape and manifested leak-free wings, smiling the foul boat until some of his sanity was so broken that even Flex Seal Winter Edition Red could not fix it.
He travels between planar portals, looking for things to seal even to this day.
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