Brocoli weelding Jesus

Armor Class 15 (patchwork armor)

Hit Points 138 (12d12 + 60)

Speed 40 ft.

STR

23 (+6)

DEX

9 (-1)

CON

21 (+5)

INT

9 (-1)

WIS

10 (+0)

CHA

12 (+1)

Saving Throws CON +8, WIS +3, CHA +4

Skills +9, +3

Damage Immunities Cold

Senses Passive Perception 13

Languages Giant

Challenge 8 (3,900 XP)

Proficiency Bonus +3

Actions

Multiattack. The god makes two Giant broccoli attacks.

Giant broccoli. Melee Weapon Attack: +9 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 25 (3d12 + 6) bludgeoning damage.

broccoli Rock. Ranged Weapon Attack: +9 to hit, range 60/240 ft., one target. Hit: 28 (4d10 + 6) bludgeoning damage.

Jesus is on the lose! He has stolen the broccoli of all the little children and is using it as a weapon!

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