Alexa

Annoying Accent: 1 time per Alexa's turn - If a creature is within 10ft of Alexa, she may say anything in her annoying voice

Order up. Once per turn, Alexa may steal 30 gp from any player, and order a gaming system which will arrive in 1d4-2 days.

Psychotic Laugh. +5 to hit, reach 10ft. Infinite targets. Hit:10 (1d12+4) Psychic damage 

Alexa may take 1 of each action

If Alexa is dead, she may take over any different form of smart tech within 100ft and use that as her new embodiment. This ability is usable until no other forms of smart tech are within 100ft. If it's size is small or tiny, she may zap the creature closest to her, 2d4+3 automatic lightning damage. If it's size is medium or large, Alexa gets 18 extra hit points. If it's size is huge or gargantuan, she gains 62 extra hit points and may grow arms and legs and move around.

Once per long rest, Alexa may turn her volume up to 50 and deal 1d20+5 psychic damage.