Boris Johnson

Classicist. Due to studying Classics at Oxford, Boris Johnson has advantage on all History checks, as well as checks about languages spoken over 1000 years ago.

Coward. Boris Johnson cannot be targeted by an attack or spell that requires and attack roll if at least 2 of his allies are within 20 ft. of him.

Crisis expert. Boris Johnson has experience governing a country during times of crisis. As a result, whenever he takes more than 20 hit points of damage on his turn, he is cured of any of the following conditions affecting him: Blinded, Deafened, Incapacitated, as well as any conditions that cause the Incapacitated condition, such as Stunned.

Protective words. As long as he is able to speak, Boris Johnson's Armor Class equals 10 + his Dexterity modifier + his Charisma modifier (included in the given AC).

Uncertain politics. Boris Johnson's indefinite politics allow him to change his opinions so as to best suit the situation. If his Armour Class is lower than that of a creature who he hits with a melee attack, his Armour Class temporarily becomes equal to that creature's Armour Class until the end of his next turn.

COVID outbreak (3/day). All creatures within 30 ft. of Boris Johnson must succeed on a DC 16 Constitution saving throw or catch COVID-19. Whilst affected by COVID-19, a creature is Poisoned and must repeat the saving throw at the start of each day. After 5 successes, the creature recovers and is no longer Poisoned. After 7 failures, the creature falls Unconscious, and after 9 failures, they die. A spell that cures diseases of 4th level or higher cast on the sufferer, such as Greater Restoration, counts as 3 successful saving throws, but does not immediately restore their health if this does not bring them up to the 5 successes mark.

Party (1/day). Boris Johnson throws a massive party, similar to the one at 10 Downing Street during the lockdown. All creatures within 20 ft. of Boris Johnson that can see him and are hostile towards him must succeed on a DC 20 Charisma saving throw or be Charmed by him, and are unable to attack or cast spells. Whilst Charmed in this way, a creature's movement speed is halved, and it cannot take bonus actions or reactions. On its turn, it can use its action to repeat the saving throw, ending the effect on itself on a success. A creature has advantage on the saving throw if it takes at least 20 damage from a single source within 1 round of making the roll. If a creature is under this effect for five or more rounds, the effect becomes permanent, and can only be removed by a Greater Restoration spell or similar stronger magic. If a creature is under this effect for ten or more rounds, it acts as a Thug under Boris Johnson's control for as long as it is under the effect.

Power to the Police (Recharge 6). Boris Johnson passes a law granting additional powers to the police. All Thugs under his command gain a permanent +10 bonus to attack and damage rolls, and gain resistance to slashing, piercing and bludgeoning damage. Any new Thugs that Boris Johnson summons do not gain these bonuses unless he uses this action again afterwards.

Swamp Kier Starmer. Boris Johnson calls a massive group of his supporters to arms, summoning 2d4 of them to a spot within 10 ft. of him. They each have the statistics of a Thug, they are friendly towards Boris Johnson and obey his spoken commands. They act on the same initiative count as Boris Johnson, and take their turns directly after his.

This ability has a maximum of 2 uses. Whenever Boris Johnson starts his turn with fewer than his maximum uses of this ability, he must roll a d6. On a 6, he regains one expended use. On a 1, his maximum use limit permanently decreases by 1, as a Tory MP makes a speech condemning him. This limit is reset to 2 when Boris Johnson completes a Long Rest.

Boast. Ranged Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, range 30/60 ft., 1 target or 2 targets if within 5 ft. of each other. Hit: 13 (3d6+3) psychic damage and the target(s) fall(s) Prone, making themselves prostrate before a figure who claims to level mountains. If Boris Johnson kills a creature with this attack, it rises as a Ghoul under his command.

Meanacing sneer. Ranged Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, range 10/20 ft., 1 target. Hit: The target is Frightened of Boris Johnson for 1d4 rounds. Whilst Frightened in this way, the target is also Blinded and Deafened regarding all creatures and objects besides Boris Johnson. If Boris Johnson hits this creature with an attack in the same round that he uses his Snide Comeback reaction, he has advantage on the attack role.

Politician's punch. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., 1 target. Hit: 1 bludgeoning damage, and the target is Paralyzed until Boris Johnson takes damage, due to the shock of being struck by such a non-martial figure.

Snide comeback. If a creature misses Boris Johnson with an attack, he can use his reaction to do one of the following things (his choice):

• He casts [Tooltip Not Found] on the creature as if he were a caster of 17th level or higher. The spell save DC is 20 (10 + proficiency + Charisma modifier).
• He forces the creature to make a Intelligence (Arcana/History/Nature/Religion (Boris Johnson's choice)) check, contested by Boris Johnson's Charisma (Intimidation) check. If Boris Johnson wins the contest, the creature's speed is halved for 1 round, and all attacks against it have advantage.
• He forces the creature to make a DC 20 Charisma saving throw. On a failure, all of Boris Johnson's allies within 5 ft. of the creature can make a single melee attack against it.