God (...of squirrels, "Squirrel God")

God is Coming: God grows angrier with every squirrel you staple to your beloved. If you anger God for long enough, he becomes hostile to you. He will come.

God is Here: You must play this song and read this passage as it begins to play to the party: www(dot)youtube(dot)com(slash)watch?v=F86WyuQwr6c. On the fifth day at the moment of the final squirrel, the wind stops. The forest falls silent. Squirrels fill every tree around the accused. They are waiting. They wait for you. They wait for God. They've weighed every drop of blood you've spilt to appease your beloved. The very trees invite you to see into them, to the squirrels around you and into the awaiting ocean of their beady little eyes. The horror! The sheer panic you feel like a fire beating in your chests as they greet their vengeful God. The skies glow red with rage all the while the creatures gleefully do sing! "God is coming! God is coming! God is coming" (Switch to "God is here" when appropriate but only briefly) In an instant before you floats a gigantic mammoth sized disembodied horned squirrel head screaming like a wild berserker. Eyes red with rage, he wails with the agony of all his slain kin. Your deeds have been witnessed. Your sins have been weighed. Your actions have been judged. Your sentence is a fate far worse than death. Vengeance is nigh, for God is here. Defend yourselves.

Sin Eater: God has come to devour the accused. Make a Bite Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., 1 target. Hit: 23 (5d6 + 5) [Piercing] damage. On a successful hit the Target must make a DC 14 strength saving throw or be devoured. Once devoured, the target will find that they are lost in a void of irony being helplessly stapled to a giant version of their own skinless body. On their turn they must use their action to make a DC 14 strength saving throw or take 12(2d6 + 5) Piercing damage as a giant staple pins them to a wall of skinless flesh. On a successful save the accused breaks free and is returned to the field prone directly in front of God.

God is There: You may teleport up to 40 feet in any direction, even upwards. You do not need to see your destination. You do not have a movement speed. This is how God came.

The Trees Have Eyes: After an accused makes a ranged weapon attack or ranged spell attack on you, three kamikaze squirrels launch at high speeds to punish the attacker. Make three separate ranged weapon attacks originating from a nearby tree. +5 to hit, range 30 feet, Hit: 7(1d4 + 5) Force damage per squirrel as they explode all over the accused and fuel God's anger even more. 

Unsqueekable Horrors: God fills your minds with hellish nightmares of powerlessly being consumed by thousands of rabid squirrels over and over again. Each of the accused must make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw and take 20(4d10) Psychic damage. On a successful save the nightmare ends immediately after the damage is taken. On a failed save the creature is frightened and the nightmare continues at the end of their turn only if they fail the save again. This is the wrath of God, not a spell, no concentration is required. After using this ability, roll a d6 at the start of God' turn. On a 5 or 6, God can use this ability again. The effect does not stack on players already affected.