Animated TV

Axiomatic Mind. The TV can’t be compelled to act in a manner contrary to its nature or its instructions.

Disintegration. If the TV dies, its body falls into a pile of parts—gears, plates, screws, and wires, leaving behind its weapons and anything else it was carrying.

Each collapsed TV also spits out a six-inch-diameter magically charged disk that powers the creature, as well as a platinum rod.

Scrying Focus. A spellcaster can use the TV as a substitute focus when casting the Scrying spell or similar magic, provided the spellcaster and the TV are within 5 feet of each other.

Multiattack. The TV makes two Slam attacks.

Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1) bludgeoning damage.

Spell attack. The TV can cast the spell Vicious Mockery 1/day.